Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 14 - Amusement Park - full transcript

M.A.D. agents have hidden a bomb in the amusement park in Metro City.

[SIREN]

- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- WELCOME TO METRO CITY'S

WONDERFUL NEW
AMUSEMENT PARK.

I HEREBY DECLARE IT

OFFICIALLY OPEN
TO THE PUBLIC.

- THE PERFECT DIVERSION.

I GET TO VISIT
A BRAND-NEW AMUSEMENT PARK

WITH MY FAVORITE NIECE.

- YEAH, UNCLE GADGET, BUT THESE
CROWDS COULD CAUSE PROBLEMS.

- NO PROBLEM.
WE HAVE MY GADGETMOBILE, PENNY.

IT'S ALWAYS ON DUTY.

- WHOA!

- HELP!

- WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE TO DO FIRST?



- WELL...

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
ONE OF THOSE PANDA BEARS.

- SIMPLE, PENNY.
ONE PANDA BEAR COMING RIGHT UP.

HOW MANY OF THOSE DUCKS
DO I HAVE TO HIT?

- YOUSE GOT TO HIT
3 OF THEM.

- ONLY 3, EH?

I SHOULD WARN YOU THAT
GOOD MARKSMANSHIP
IS MY BUSINESS.

I HOLD MY BREATH AND SQUEEZE.

- THIS GUY THINKS HE'S
A PRETTY GOOD SHOT, DON'T HE?

- HE'S NOT A GUY.
HE'S MY UNCLE.

- [CHUCKLES]

AW, TOO BAD.

YOU MISSED THE THIRD DUCK.

- TOO BAD.
I THOUGHT I SAW
THE WHITES OF ITS LITTLE EYES.

SORRY ABOUT THAT, PENNY.

- PARDON ME, SIR.

- HUH?

OH, LOOK, PENNY--A REAL CLOWN.

OH, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. I...

CHIEF. WHAT
A CLEVER DISGUISE.

- HA HA HA!

- [WHISPERING]

- HUH?

[WOOF]

- I JUST GOT THIS REPORT
FROM OUR INTELLIGENCE UNIT.

- "M.A.D. AGENTS
HAVE HIDDEN A BOMB

"IN THE AMUSEMENT PARK.

"THEY'RE GOING TO HOLD
THE CITY FOR RANSOM.

"THE BOMB IS SET
TO GO OFF IN HALF AN HOUR.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

WOWSERS, CHIEF!
THIS IS TERRIBLE!

- SHH!

IF WE DON'T DELIVER
$10 MILLION IN HALF AN HOUR,

THIS WHOLE PLACE IS GONNA BLOW.

- MAYBE WE SHOULD
EVACUATE THE PARK.

- NOT ENOUGH TIME.

GADGET, YOU'VE GOT
TO FIND THAT BOMB.

IT'S SET TO EXPLODE AT NOON.

THAT'S IN 25 MINUTES.

GOOD LUCK, GADGET.

OH, NO!

GRRR!

- PENNY, I'M AFRAID YOU
AND BRAIN WILL HAVE TO GO HOME.

IT TURNS OUT I'M ON
A VERY DANGEROUS MISSION HERE.

- BE CAREFUL, UNCLE GADGET.

[WOOF WOOF]

- I THINK WE CAN USE
INSPECTOR GADGET'S PRESENCE

TO OUR ADVANTAGE.

HA HA HA!

LET HIM WIN OUR SPECIAL BEAR.

- HA HA HA!

[TICK TICK TICK]

- HEY, BUDDY.
WAIT A MINUTE.

TELL YOU WHAT, MISTER.

YOU HIT 2 DUCKS,
SO HERE'S A LITTLE BEAR FOR YA.

- THANKS. I WAS HOPING
TO WIN ONE OF THOSE LARGER ONES
FOR MY NIECE,

BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME.

- I DON'T LIKE
THE LOOKS OF THIS, BRAIN.

WE'D BETTER KEEP AN EYE
ON UNCLE GADGET.

[WOOF]
- I'VE GOT TO FIND THAT BOMB.

HUH? WHA--

WOWSERS! THAT GUY MUST BE
THE M.A.D. BOMBER.

STOP! STOP IN THE NAME
OF THE LAW!

- OH.

- HALT, YOU HOOLIGAN.

THERE'S NO HOPE OF ESCAPE.

OOH.

HMM.

WHAT A LOVELY FAMILY
YOU HAVE, MR. GATOR.

NICE FAMILY.

NICE MR. GATOR.

OOH.

MMM.

- WHAT AN UNEXPECTED SURPRISE.

GADGET HAS TRAPPED HIMSELF.

HA HA HA!

- OK, BRAIN.

I'M GOING TO THE FAR END
OF THE GROUNDS

AND WORK MY WAY BACK TO HERE.

WE ONLY HAVE 20 MINUTES
TO FIND THE BOMB

BEFORE IT DESTROYS
THE AMUSEMENT PARK.

WATCH UNCLE GADGET AND LET ME
KNOW IF HE SPOTS ANYTHING.

[RAWW]

[WOOF WOOF]

[GULP]

- GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!

YAA-AH!

GO, GO, GADGET SPRINGS!

GO, GO, GADGET BRELLA!

- YOU BUTTERFINGERS,
YOU DROPPED YOUR BEAR.

- SORRY ABOUT THAT,

BUT THIS PANDA BEAR
IS FOR MY NIECE.

- THAT'S RIGHT, GADGET.

HOLD ON TO YOUR LUCKY PANDA.

I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET.

WE'LL KEEP GADGET SO BUSY
LOOKING FOR THAT BOMB,

HE'LL NEVER DISCOVER
IT'S IN HIS BEAR,

EH, MADCAT?

HA HA HA!

[HUH]

- EXCUSE ME, SIR, DO YOU HAPPEN
TO HAVE THE CORRECT TIME?

[RUFF RUFF RUFF]

- WOWSERS!

NOT A MOMENT TO LOSE.

I MUST FIND THAT BOMB.

- ARE YOU READY?

- READY, DR. CLAW.

- OOH.

STOP! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

YOU CAN'T COTTON-CANDY
AN AGENT OF THE LAW

AND GET AWAY WITH IT!

HALT! HALT!

OOH!

HMM.

HOLD THAT SWAN.

YIKES!

GOOD WORK, GADGET COAT.

- OHH!

- OH. PARDON ME.

- YOU LOOKING
FOR TROUBLE, BUD?

GRRR!

- YEOW!

WHOA!

UH...EXCUSE ME.

THAT'S THE MAN
WHO TRIED TO COTTON-CANDY ME.

STOP! STOP IN THE NAME
OF THE LAW!

[RUFF]

- GO, GO, GADGET SKATES!

- NO READING
ON MY EXPLOSIVE SNIFFER.

I'D BETTER HURRY.

THAT BOMB IS SET TO GO OFF
IN 15 MINUTES.

- STILL NO SIGN OF THAT BOMB.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO HAND OVER THAT RANSOM.

- $10 MILLION IN UNMARKED BILLS.

IT'S A SAD DAY FOR METRO CITY.

- WE STILL HAVE 13 MINUTES.

CHIEF QUIMBY ASSURES ME HE'S GOT
HIS BEST MAN ON THE JOB.

- LESS THAN 13 MINUTES BEFORE
THAT M.A.D. BOMB GOES OFF,

AND THE PLACE IS CRAWLING
WITH M.A.D. AGENTS.

- OOH.

- HMM.

- I LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS,

AND THIS ONE'S GOING
TO END WITH A BANG

AND $10 MILLION.

HA HA HA!

[PURR]
- THAT'S 1 MILLION...

2 MILLION...

3 MILLION!

- HEH HEH HEH!
HA HA HA!

CALLING ALL M.A.D. AGENTS.

KEEP GADGET BUSY.

MAKE SURE GADGET DOESN'T
DISCOVER THE...HA HA HA...

BOMB.

- BOMB? DID YOU SAY BOMB?

- NOSY.

- HMM.

YEOW!

HUH?

- HA HA HA!

- HUH?

AAH!

GO, GO, GADGET CUFFS!

I HAVE A SNEAKY FEELING

THIS GUY IS A M.A.D. AGENT.

HE MUST KNOW WHERE
THE BOMB IS HIDDEN.

GO, GO, GADGET ARM!

YEOW!

SO YOU THOUGHT
YOU COULD GET AWAY.

YEOW!

LET GO, YOU--YOU--

YOU M.A.D. AGENT.

OUCH.

WHOA!

GO, GO, GADGET BRELLA!

- THAT WAS QUITE A STUNT.

SAY, YOU'RE THE STAR OF
"THE CAPTAIN OUTRAGEOUS SHOW."

- OH! CAPTAIN OUTRAGEOUS.

- GO, GO, GADGET COPTER.

TERRIBLY SORRY.

[OHH]

- I'M ON AN IMPORTANT MISSION.

TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.

YIKES!

EEEE!

[CRASH]

IT'S GREAT TO BE APPRECIATED

EVEN IF THEY DON'T KNOW
WHO I REALLY AM.

[TICK TICK TICK]

- EXCUSE ME, SIR.

IS THIS YOURS?

- WHY, MY PANDA BEAR.

I ALMOST LOST IT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[ROWRR]

- WAIT A SECOND.

YOU'RE THE M.A.D. BOMBER.

- OHH.

- STOP THAT LITTLE, OLD WOMAN!
SHE'S NOT A WOMAN...

AND SHE'S NOT OLD.

- I'M ALMOST BACK WHERE I BEGAN,

AND STILL NOT A TRACE
OF THE EXPLOSIVES.

OH, AND ONLY 10 MINUTES LEFT.
OH, DEAR!

- KEEP GOING.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF GADGET.

EXCUSE ME.
ARE YOUSE LOOKING FOR

A SUSPICIOUS-LOOKING MAN?

- YES, AND IT'S VERY URGENT
THAT I SPEAK WITH HIM.

- HE WENT THIS WAY.
HOP ABOARD.

[TICK TICK TICK]

[WHAAA]

- OHHH!

- SIR?

- HAPPY TRAILS.

- ACCORDING TO
MY COMPUTER BOOK,

THERE ARE TRACES
OF DYNAMITE IN THE VICINITY.

[BEEPING]

[VERY FAST BEEPING]

- WHAT CAN I DO FOR--

- HUH?

- HEY. AIN'T YOU
THE LITTLE GIRL THAT WAS--

- THAT'S RIGHT.
WHERE'S THE PANDA BEAR
THAT WAS THERE?

- HEH HEH HEH!

SEEMS TO ME
THAT SOME OLD GUY WON IT.

LET'S SEE...

I THINK IT WAS YOUR UNCLE.

- OH, NO!

- HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

- HEY!

- HUH?

UH-OH.

- [PANTING]

THE BOMB MUST BE
IN UNCLE GADGET'S PANDA BEAR.

I HAVE TO FIND HIM.

GOT TO SWITCH
TO SEARCH MODE.

- YEOW!

- THERE HE IS...

WITH THE PANDA!

UNCLE GADGET, I'M COMING.

UNCLE GADGET!

BRAIN!

OH, NO!

- YIKES! OOH!

- WE'VE ONLY A FEW MINUTES LEFT

AND THERE'S NO WORD FROM QUIMBY.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

- LET'S CONTACT HIM.

MAYBE HE HAS SOME NEWS.

- HA HA HA!

PRETTY SOON METRO CITY
WILL VANISH.

HA HA HA!

THAT'S M.A.D. POWER.

- EEEE!

- I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

I KNOW!

- HEY, I THINK
IT'S GOING KIND OF SLOW.

- I'LL FIX THAT.

- YEOW!

- HEY, WE BETTER GET OUTTA HERE
BEFORE IT BLOWS.

- I DON'T SEE THAT M.A.D. AGENT
AROUND HERE.

- TIME'S RUNNING OUT, QUIMBY.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

- DON'T WORRY, MAYOR.
I'VE GOT MY BEST MAN ON THE JOB.

TO BE SURE, I'LL CHECK TO SEE
HOW HE'S DOING.

- UNCLE!

UNCLE!

THE BOMB--IT'S
INSIDE YOUR PANDA BEAR.

- HELLO, PENNY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?

- THE BOMB! IT'S
IN YOUR PANDA BEAR!

THE BOMB IS IN YOUR PANDA BEAR!

- YES, I'VE GOT ONE FOR YOU!

YOU BETTER GO BACK HOME!
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS HERE!

BYE-BYE!

- OH, NO.
HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.

BRAIN.

COME IN, BRAIN.

BRAIN, THE BOMB
IS IN THE PANDA BEAR.

YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

- WHAT?

HUH?

HEY, THAT PANDA BEAR'S
FOR MY NIECE.

GO, GO, GADGET SKATES!

YEOW!

HUH?

YEOW!

GO, GO, GADGET ARM!

WHOA!

- OHH.
- OHH.

- HUH?
- HUH?

[TICK TICK TICK]

- I'VE GOT YOU NOW.

[OHHH]

- HEY, YOU PANDA-NAPPER!

WHOA!

WHEW.

[OOH ROO ROO]

- THAT WAY, BRAIN.

THROW THE BOMB
INTO THE DIVING POOL.

THE DIVING POOL!

- HE WENT THAT WAY?

I'LL GET HIM, PENNY.

- OH, NO!

- NO, YOU DON'T.

I'VE GOT IT.

CHIEF.

- GADGET.

- BUT, CHIEF, I...

OOF!

[EXPLOSION]

- GADGET, HOW DID YOU KNOW
THE BOMB WAS IN THE PANDA?

- WELL, CHIEF, I, UH...

- NEVER MIND.

THE MAYOR WILL WANT
TO CONGRATULATE YOU.

- THAT FOOL.

ARRGH!

YOU'VE BEATEN ME THIS TIME,

BUT I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!

- INSPECTOR GADGET,
ON BEHALF OF THIS CITY,

I WANT TO THANK YOU

FOR SAVING
THE AMUSEMENT PARK.

TELL US HOW YOU DID IT.

- I WON'T GO INTO DETAILS,
BUT LET'S JUST SAY

IT WAS AS EASY AS THROWING PAPER

INTO A WASTEPAPER BASKET.

WATER SAFETY
IS VERY IMPORTANT.

NEVER STAND UP
IN A BOAT TO WAVE.

ALWAYS SIT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOAT SEAT.

- HERE'S A LIFESAVER
FOR EACH OF US TO WEAR.

- GOOD GIRL.

- BUT UNCLE GADGET,
EVEN IF I FALL IN,

I CAN SWIM VERY WELL,

AND SO CAN BRAIN.

- EVEN SO, IT'S
DIFFICULT TO ESTIMATE

HOW CLOSE THE SHORE IS
SOMETIMES.

AND IF YOU DO CAPSIZE,
CLING TO YOUR BOAT.

IT'LL BE EASIER
FOR YOUR RESCUERS TO FIND YOU.

[RUFF RUFF, RUFF RUFF]

- AND IF YOU MUST
BRING A DOG ALONG,

MAKE SURE HE KNOWS
HOW TO SIT STILL.

- RIGHT, PENNY.

- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- I'LL GET YOU
NEXT TIME, GADGET.

NEXT TIME.

[MADCAT YOWLS]