Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 12 - All That Glitters - full transcript
Inspector Gadget with the help of his niece Penny, stops M.A.D. agents from stealing gold from the ancient City of Gold and uncover a real gold temple.
[SIREN]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- GEE, UNCLE GADGET,
A REAL SOUTH AMERICAN
FIESTA RIGHT HERE
IN METRO CITY.
- THAT'S RIGHT, PENNY.
JUST LISTEN TO THAT
MARIACHI BAND.
[BEEP BEEP]
THAT'S THE TOP SECRET
GADGETPHONE.
IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?
"ANCIENT CITY OF GOLD
"DISCOVERED
IN THE JUNGLES OF PERU.
"SET UP SECURITY SYSTEM.
"M.A.D. WILL TRY
TO STEAL GOLD.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, CHIEF.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
THIS SHOULD BE EASY.
NO ONE CAN STEAL
AN ENTIRE CITY.
- FOR ONCE,
YOU'RE RIGHT, GADGET.
YOU CAN'T STEAL
AN ENTIRE CITY.
BUT YOU CAN REMOVE IT
ONE PIECE AT A TIME.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- I BROUGHT ALONG MY NEW GADGET
MAGNET TO CARRY MY EQUIPMENT.
GO GO, GADGET MAGNET!
- HUH?
THAT'S MY WATCH, SIR.
- AH, YES. HERE.
- THANKS. CAN I HELP
CARRY YOUR BAG?
- IF...YOU DON'T MIND.
- WE'D BETTER FOLLOW
UNCLE GADGET, BRAIN.
- NOW, THAT'S A FINE BOAT.
THEY DON'T BUILD THEM
LIKE THAT ANYMORE.
- AHOY, MATE!
- HUH?
- LIKE MY BOAT?
- GEE, I'M GLAD WE CAME.
UNCLE GADGET COULD GET LOST
IN A PLACE LIKE THIS.
I WONDER WHO THAT MAN IS.
- HEY, YOU'RE NEW AROUND
THESE PARTS, WHAT?
- I AM, AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE
A LITTLE BOAT RIDE.
ARE YOU GOING THAT WAY?
- WHY, MY DEAR FELLOW,
YOU'RE IN LUCK.
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHERE I'M GOING.
- THEY'RE LEAVING NOW.
WE BETTER
FOLLOW THEM, BRAIN.
- IT'S SO PEACEFUL.
- ELIMINATE GADGET
BEFORE YOU REACH THE CITY,
UNDERSTAND?
- EVERYTHING'S READY, BOSS.
- THEN PROCEED.
- BRAIN, DON'T ROW SO FAST.
WE DON'T WANT
UNCLE GADGET TO SEE US.
[LOW RUMBLING NOISES]
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- SO WHAT'S YOUR BUSINESS HERE?
- I'M AN ARCHAEOLOGIST.
- DON'T TELL ANYONE...
BUT I'M INSPECTOR GADGET.
I'M HERE TO GUARD
THE CITY OF GOLD.
- REALLY?
[BELL RINGS]
[RECORDING OF MEN CHANTING]
- WOWSERS! WHAT'S THAT?
GO GO, GADGET BINOCULARS!
NATIVE SAVAGES!
DON'T WORRY, SIR.
I'LL PROTECT YOU!
GO GO, GADGET ARMS!
YIPES!
- OUCH!
[SNORING]
- I SAID, "GADGET ARMS!"
OH, NO!
I MUST HAVE THOSE LEGS
LOOKED AT. HMM, WHAT'S THIS?
A POISON DART HAS
PUT HIM TO SLEEP.
HUH? UH-OH.
- THEY'RE JUST AROUND THE BEND.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
THE CURRENT'S TOO STRONG!
LOOK OUT!
AAH!
LOOK! GRAB THAT ROCK!
- AAH!
GO GO, GADGET ARMS!
WHOA-OH!
- AAH!
- WHO-OA!
GO GO, GADGET ARM!
GO GO, GADGET COAT!
- HUH?
- AH, YOU'RE AWAKE.
- [GASPS]
OHH!
- GOOD THING I'VE GOT MY TENT.
GOSH! MY DUFFEL BAG, MY TOOLS,
THEY'RE UNDER WATER!
GO GO, GADGET MAGNET!
YIPES!
- OH, NO!
[GASPS]
[BRAIN GASPS]
- HMM. THAT'S STRANGE.
[CROCODILES GROWLING]
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
CROCODILES GO
ONLY AS FAR SOUTH
AS COLOMBIA AND ECUADOR.
THEY DON'T LIVE IN PERU.
THEY'RE FAKE!
IT'S JUST TO SCARE PEOPLE.
THAT'S FAKE, TOO.
COME ON, BRAIN.
GOLLY!
LOOK HOW HIGH UP WE ARE!
BRAIN, WHAT IS IT?
- WAKE UP, MY FRIEND!
YOU'RE MISSING
A WONDROUS SIGHT.
FANTASTIC DETAILS!
I'LL PUT YOU DOWN HERE.
SEE YOU LATER AFTER YOU REST.
- AGENT ONE, WAKE UP.
- JUST FOLLOW ME, BRAIN.
WE'LL BE O.K.
- WAKE UP, AGENT ONE!
- HUH? WHERE AM I?
Y-YES, BOSS.
- START MAKING
THE REAL BLOCKS.
- I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT, BOSS.
- I DON'T SEE ANYTHING
SUSPICIOUS HERE. DO YOU?
BRAIN!
OH, NO!
HEY! IT'S LIGHT AS A FEATHER.
HMM...
I COULDN'T LIFT
A BLOCK OF GOLD THIS SIZE.
SO THIS ISN'T REAL GOLD.
SOMEHOW M.A.D. MUST
BE SWITCHING THESE
GOLD-COLORED BLOCKS
FOR THE REAL GOLD.
BUT HOW DID THEY GET IT OUT
WITHOUT BEING SEEN?
BRAIN, YOU KEEP AN EYE
ON UNCLE GADGET.
I'LL CARRY OUT
MY OWN INVESTIGATION.
- THERE. THAT SHOULD DO IT.
THANK YOU, GADGET HAND.
HELLO.
UH-OH!
YOW!
OOF!
OH, MY ACHING--
HEAD.
- THERE!
THE REAL GOLD'S
ALL MARKED FOR THE TAKING.
- THEN...PROCEED.
HEH HEH HEH HA HA!
- ONE PEG TO GO.
GO GO, GADGET MALLET!
AH! ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE.
- COME ON.
[THUD]
- HUH? WHAT WAS THAT?
- HA HA!
- HA HA!
- WOWSERS! THE SUN
SURE SETS FAST IN PERU.
WELL...
[YAWN]
TIME FOR BED.
- OH!
WHAT'S THAT?
WOW!
GOLD PAINT?
AND THERE'S THE FAKE BLOCKS.
UH-OH.
- WE GOT TO SEND
DOWN THIS LOAD PRONTO.
THERE'S LOTS MORE
COMING TONIGHT.
- HEY, HELP ME WITH THIS ONE,
WOULD YOU?
- SURE.
- LET'S GRAB THIS ONE.
- NOW'S MY CHANCE.
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
[PENNY SCREAMING]
- OH, MY GOSH!
OH, NO! I'M TOO HIGH TO JUMP!
[GADGET SNORING]
[HORN HONKS]
- MORNING ALREADY?
[YAWN]
[SIGN CRASHING]
WOWSERS!
THOSE TOURISTS
CAN'T WALK AROUND THERE.
MY BOOBY TRAPS!
NO, NO! WAIT!
YOU CAN'T JUST MARCH
AROUND ANYWHERE!
I'LL GIVE YOU A GUIDED TOUR.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I AM INSPECTOR GADGET.
NOW, I'VE WIRED THE AREA
FOR SECURITY.
SO PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
I WILL POINT OUT
VARIOUS STRUCTURES
OF THIS MYSTERIOUS CITY.
- OH, LOOK!
SOMEONE LOST A SHOELACE.
- NO! NO! LADY, DON'T!
- OOH!
- HENRIETTA!
- WILLIE! AAH!
YOW!
[TOURISTS SPEAKING EXCITEDLY]
- WAIT! EVERYONE,
STAY CALM! DON'T MOVE!
- SCREAMS IN THE JUNGLE!
IT WAS THIS MACHINERY.
THIS LOOKS LIKE SUGAR.
IT IS SUGAR!
AND THIS LOOKS LIKE
GOLD DUST.
HMM, I THINK I KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE UP TO.
- NO, DON'T! NOT THAT ONE!
MOVE AWAY!
[BIRD CHIRPING NOISES]
OH, MY!
DUCK!
[CLANGING]
OK, NOW...
OH, NO!
- YOW!
- WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT WORKED!
- SO THAT'S IT!
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
BRAIN!
- [RROW RUFF]
I'M IN A SUGAR FACTORY.
M.A.D. IS USING THE MACHINERY
TO GRIND DOWN THE GOLD
AND REPLACE IT
WITH PAINTED STYROFOAM.
THEY'RE MOVING
THE BLOCKS ON CONVEYOR BELTS.
YOU'D BETTER GET OVER HERE,
BRAIN.
HERE'S HOW TO FIND ME.
- WHO IS THAT?
GADGET'S NIECE.
[STATIC]
- YES, BOSS.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M HAULING SUGAR, SIR.
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
DISPOSING OF GADGET.
- I'VE ONLY GOT TWO HANDS.
- WELL--HOW DARE YOU!
- DON'T WORRY, SIR.
HE'S SLEEPING LIKE A BABY.
- NO, NO, NO.
ACTUALLY...
HE'S SNOOPING LIKE A SPY,
AND HIS NIECE IS DOING
THE SAME IN THE FACTORY.
- REALLY? OH, DEAR.
- GET THEM!
- [MEOW!]
- Y-Y-YES, SIR!
- I WONDER WHY THEY DIDN'T
GRIND THIS ONE DOWN.
PROBABLY BECAUSE OF ALL
THIS SPECIAL WRITING.
I WONDER WHAT IT SAYS.
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
"BIRD OF DAY...
"AND BIRD OF NIGHT...
WILL BOW TO THE TRUE CITY
OF GOLD."
I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS.
MMMPH!
HELP!
[MUFFLED CRIES]
- BAD LITTLE GIRL!
[MUFFLED CRIES]
THIS OUGHT TO TEACH
YOU A LESSON.
- HELP!
- YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY
WITH THIS!
THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING
WITH PEOPLE.
- HMM. PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT.
FOR NOW.
HMM...
THAT SHOULD HOLD YOU.
HA HA HEE HEE!
- AND HERE WE ARE APPROACHING
THE MAGNIFICENT
TEMPLE OF GOLD.
COULD I HAVE MY PICTURE
TAKEN WITH YOU,
PROFESSOR GIZMO?
- UH...THAT'S INSPECTOR GADGET.
- YOU THERE,
WITH THE CAMERA!
- HUH?
- WOULD YOU TAKE
OUR PICTURE, PLEASE?
EXCUSE ME. WAIT. HEY!
I'M THE TOUR GUIDE!
YOU MIGHT SET OFF SOME MORE
OF MY TRAPS!
HOLD ON THERE!
[BRAIN BREATHING HEAVILY]
HEY!
WHEE!
- OH, BOY!
- WHEE!
[BRAIN BARKING EXCITEDLY]
- WOWSERS! THAT WAS FUN.
- WHEE!
- YAHOO!
- THIS IS A FORM OF ANCIENT
INCA ENTERTAINMENT.
HERE. FOLLOW ME.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
[BRAIN BARKING]
- BEHIND THE DOOR, BRAIN!
BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU!
WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT
WHERE THEY TAKE THE GOLD
WHEN IT LEAVES HERE.
- WHEE!
- WHOOPEE.
- UNCLE GADGET'S COMING.
DO SOMETHING TO DISTRACT HIM.
- [BOW WOW WOW]
- THAT'S FUNNY.
IT SAYS THIS ISN'T
GOLD AT ALL.
IT SAYS IT'S IRON PYRITE.
THAT'S FOOL'S GOLD.
BRAIN, THIS ISN'T REAL GOLD.
SOMETHING'S GOING ON HERE.
"BIRD OF DAY AND BIRD OF NIGHT
WILL BOW TO THE TRUE
CITY OF GOLD."
THERE'S A SECRET TO THIS CITY
SOMEPLACE. COME ON.
LET'S FIND IT.
IN THE MEANTIME, I'M CALLING
FOR HELP.
- OHH! OH, NO!
- AH! HERE HE IS!
A TRUE ARCHAEOLOGIST!
MAYBE YOU CAN TELL US
A BIT ABOUT THIS PLACE
AND ABOUT YOUR JOB.
- WHA...
SO...YOU'VE GUESSED.
- WHAT?
- OOF!
- HOO-WHEE!
[CRASH]
- ASLEEP AGAIN?
DON'T WORRY. JUST A RELAPSE
FROM OUR BOAT TRIP.
HMM.
THIS WILL MAKE
A GOOD SOUVENIR.
WHEN HE WAKES UP,
I'LL ASK IF IT'S OK.
- INSPECTOR GADGET?
- YOU'VE HEARD OF ME?
- YES. WE RECEIVED A CALL.
WILL YOU JOIN US OUTSIDE?
- UHH. SURE.
I'VE BEEN DYING TO TRY
SOME OF THIS.
PTOOEY! YUCK!
WHAT IS THIS STUFF?
- THIS ISN'T SUGAR.
IT'S GOLD!
- WHAT?
BUT THIS IS NOT GOLD.
THIS IS FOOL'S GOLD.
- FOOL'S GOLD?
"BIRD OF DAY
AND BIRD OF NIGHT...
WILL BOW TO THE TRUE
CITY OF GOLD."
THAT'S IT! COME ON, BRAIN!
LOOK. THERE'S THE SUN
SURROUNDED BY BIRDS.
AND THERE'S THE MOON
AND BATS.
THE BIRD OF NIGHT!
BRAIN, YOU GO BACK
TO THE TOUCAN.
WHEN I CALL OUT,
PULL IT DOWN.
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS NOW.
READY?
NOW!
[RUMBLING]
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
[TOURISTS YELLING]
- LOOK OUT!
- YOW!
[TOURISTS OOHING AND AHING]
- WOW!
- WOW! THE REAL
TEMPLE OF GOLD.
- GOOD WORK, INSPECTOR.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT.
- M.A.D. CAT...
I THINK I NEED A VACATION.
CURSE YOU...
GADGET!
- YOU KNOW, PENNY,
SOMETIMES IT'S NICE
TO GET AWAY FROM IT ALL.
AND THERE A FEW THINGS
WE SHOULD ALL REMEMBER
WHEN WE TRAVEL FROM HOME.
- MAKE SURE YOU ALWAYS
DRESS WARM ENOUGH.
- MAKE SURE YOU TAKE
A LITTLE MEDICAL KIT
JUST IN CASE.
- GIVE YOURSELF TIME
TO DO ALL THE THINGS
YOU WANT TO DO
SO YOU WON'T EXHAUST
YOURSELF.
- AND ALWAYS BE PREPARED.
GO GO, GADGET LASER!
[SPUTTERS]
OH. UH, THANK YOU.
AHEM. AHEM.
[PENNY GIGGLING]
- [RUFF RUFF]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET,
GO ♪
♪ INSPECTOR
GADGET ♪
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET.
NEXT TIME!
[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- GEE, UNCLE GADGET,
A REAL SOUTH AMERICAN
FIESTA RIGHT HERE
IN METRO CITY.
- THAT'S RIGHT, PENNY.
JUST LISTEN TO THAT
MARIACHI BAND.
[BEEP BEEP]
THAT'S THE TOP SECRET
GADGETPHONE.
IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?
"ANCIENT CITY OF GOLD
"DISCOVERED
IN THE JUNGLES OF PERU.
"SET UP SECURITY SYSTEM.
"M.A.D. WILL TRY
TO STEAL GOLD.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, CHIEF.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
THIS SHOULD BE EASY.
NO ONE CAN STEAL
AN ENTIRE CITY.
- FOR ONCE,
YOU'RE RIGHT, GADGET.
YOU CAN'T STEAL
AN ENTIRE CITY.
BUT YOU CAN REMOVE IT
ONE PIECE AT A TIME.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- I BROUGHT ALONG MY NEW GADGET
MAGNET TO CARRY MY EQUIPMENT.
GO GO, GADGET MAGNET!
- HUH?
THAT'S MY WATCH, SIR.
- AH, YES. HERE.
- THANKS. CAN I HELP
CARRY YOUR BAG?
- IF...YOU DON'T MIND.
- WE'D BETTER FOLLOW
UNCLE GADGET, BRAIN.
- NOW, THAT'S A FINE BOAT.
THEY DON'T BUILD THEM
LIKE THAT ANYMORE.
- AHOY, MATE!
- HUH?
- LIKE MY BOAT?
- GEE, I'M GLAD WE CAME.
UNCLE GADGET COULD GET LOST
IN A PLACE LIKE THIS.
I WONDER WHO THAT MAN IS.
- HEY, YOU'RE NEW AROUND
THESE PARTS, WHAT?
- I AM, AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE
A LITTLE BOAT RIDE.
ARE YOU GOING THAT WAY?
- WHY, MY DEAR FELLOW,
YOU'RE IN LUCK.
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHERE I'M GOING.
- THEY'RE LEAVING NOW.
WE BETTER
FOLLOW THEM, BRAIN.
- IT'S SO PEACEFUL.
- ELIMINATE GADGET
BEFORE YOU REACH THE CITY,
UNDERSTAND?
- EVERYTHING'S READY, BOSS.
- THEN PROCEED.
- BRAIN, DON'T ROW SO FAST.
WE DON'T WANT
UNCLE GADGET TO SEE US.
[LOW RUMBLING NOISES]
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- SO WHAT'S YOUR BUSINESS HERE?
- I'M AN ARCHAEOLOGIST.
- DON'T TELL ANYONE...
BUT I'M INSPECTOR GADGET.
I'M HERE TO GUARD
THE CITY OF GOLD.
- REALLY?
[BELL RINGS]
[RECORDING OF MEN CHANTING]
- WOWSERS! WHAT'S THAT?
GO GO, GADGET BINOCULARS!
NATIVE SAVAGES!
DON'T WORRY, SIR.
I'LL PROTECT YOU!
GO GO, GADGET ARMS!
YIPES!
- OUCH!
[SNORING]
- I SAID, "GADGET ARMS!"
OH, NO!
I MUST HAVE THOSE LEGS
LOOKED AT. HMM, WHAT'S THIS?
A POISON DART HAS
PUT HIM TO SLEEP.
HUH? UH-OH.
- THEY'RE JUST AROUND THE BEND.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
THE CURRENT'S TOO STRONG!
LOOK OUT!
AAH!
LOOK! GRAB THAT ROCK!
- AAH!
GO GO, GADGET ARMS!
WHOA-OH!
- AAH!
- WHO-OA!
GO GO, GADGET ARM!
GO GO, GADGET COAT!
- HUH?
- AH, YOU'RE AWAKE.
- [GASPS]
OHH!
- GOOD THING I'VE GOT MY TENT.
GOSH! MY DUFFEL BAG, MY TOOLS,
THEY'RE UNDER WATER!
GO GO, GADGET MAGNET!
YIPES!
- OH, NO!
[GASPS]
[BRAIN GASPS]
- HMM. THAT'S STRANGE.
[CROCODILES GROWLING]
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
CROCODILES GO
ONLY AS FAR SOUTH
AS COLOMBIA AND ECUADOR.
THEY DON'T LIVE IN PERU.
THEY'RE FAKE!
IT'S JUST TO SCARE PEOPLE.
THAT'S FAKE, TOO.
COME ON, BRAIN.
GOLLY!
LOOK HOW HIGH UP WE ARE!
BRAIN, WHAT IS IT?
- WAKE UP, MY FRIEND!
YOU'RE MISSING
A WONDROUS SIGHT.
FANTASTIC DETAILS!
I'LL PUT YOU DOWN HERE.
SEE YOU LATER AFTER YOU REST.
- AGENT ONE, WAKE UP.
- JUST FOLLOW ME, BRAIN.
WE'LL BE O.K.
- WAKE UP, AGENT ONE!
- HUH? WHERE AM I?
Y-YES, BOSS.
- START MAKING
THE REAL BLOCKS.
- I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT, BOSS.
- I DON'T SEE ANYTHING
SUSPICIOUS HERE. DO YOU?
BRAIN!
OH, NO!
HEY! IT'S LIGHT AS A FEATHER.
HMM...
I COULDN'T LIFT
A BLOCK OF GOLD THIS SIZE.
SO THIS ISN'T REAL GOLD.
SOMEHOW M.A.D. MUST
BE SWITCHING THESE
GOLD-COLORED BLOCKS
FOR THE REAL GOLD.
BUT HOW DID THEY GET IT OUT
WITHOUT BEING SEEN?
BRAIN, YOU KEEP AN EYE
ON UNCLE GADGET.
I'LL CARRY OUT
MY OWN INVESTIGATION.
- THERE. THAT SHOULD DO IT.
THANK YOU, GADGET HAND.
HELLO.
UH-OH!
YOW!
OOF!
OH, MY ACHING--
HEAD.
- THERE!
THE REAL GOLD'S
ALL MARKED FOR THE TAKING.
- THEN...PROCEED.
HEH HEH HEH HA HA!
- ONE PEG TO GO.
GO GO, GADGET MALLET!
AH! ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE.
- COME ON.
[THUD]
- HUH? WHAT WAS THAT?
- HA HA!
- HA HA!
- WOWSERS! THE SUN
SURE SETS FAST IN PERU.
WELL...
[YAWN]
TIME FOR BED.
- OH!
WHAT'S THAT?
WOW!
GOLD PAINT?
AND THERE'S THE FAKE BLOCKS.
UH-OH.
- WE GOT TO SEND
DOWN THIS LOAD PRONTO.
THERE'S LOTS MORE
COMING TONIGHT.
- HEY, HELP ME WITH THIS ONE,
WOULD YOU?
- SURE.
- LET'S GRAB THIS ONE.
- NOW'S MY CHANCE.
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
[PENNY SCREAMING]
- OH, MY GOSH!
OH, NO! I'M TOO HIGH TO JUMP!
[GADGET SNORING]
[HORN HONKS]
- MORNING ALREADY?
[YAWN]
[SIGN CRASHING]
WOWSERS!
THOSE TOURISTS
CAN'T WALK AROUND THERE.
MY BOOBY TRAPS!
NO, NO! WAIT!
YOU CAN'T JUST MARCH
AROUND ANYWHERE!
I'LL GIVE YOU A GUIDED TOUR.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
I AM INSPECTOR GADGET.
NOW, I'VE WIRED THE AREA
FOR SECURITY.
SO PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
I WILL POINT OUT
VARIOUS STRUCTURES
OF THIS MYSTERIOUS CITY.
- OH, LOOK!
SOMEONE LOST A SHOELACE.
- NO! NO! LADY, DON'T!
- OOH!
- HENRIETTA!
- WILLIE! AAH!
YOW!
[TOURISTS SPEAKING EXCITEDLY]
- WAIT! EVERYONE,
STAY CALM! DON'T MOVE!
- SCREAMS IN THE JUNGLE!
IT WAS THIS MACHINERY.
THIS LOOKS LIKE SUGAR.
IT IS SUGAR!
AND THIS LOOKS LIKE
GOLD DUST.
HMM, I THINK I KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE UP TO.
- NO, DON'T! NOT THAT ONE!
MOVE AWAY!
[BIRD CHIRPING NOISES]
OH, MY!
DUCK!
[CLANGING]
OK, NOW...
OH, NO!
- YOW!
- WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT WORKED!
- SO THAT'S IT!
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
BRAIN!
- [RROW RUFF]
I'M IN A SUGAR FACTORY.
M.A.D. IS USING THE MACHINERY
TO GRIND DOWN THE GOLD
AND REPLACE IT
WITH PAINTED STYROFOAM.
THEY'RE MOVING
THE BLOCKS ON CONVEYOR BELTS.
YOU'D BETTER GET OVER HERE,
BRAIN.
HERE'S HOW TO FIND ME.
- WHO IS THAT?
GADGET'S NIECE.
[STATIC]
- YES, BOSS.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M HAULING SUGAR, SIR.
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
DISPOSING OF GADGET.
- I'VE ONLY GOT TWO HANDS.
- WELL--HOW DARE YOU!
- DON'T WORRY, SIR.
HE'S SLEEPING LIKE A BABY.
- NO, NO, NO.
ACTUALLY...
HE'S SNOOPING LIKE A SPY,
AND HIS NIECE IS DOING
THE SAME IN THE FACTORY.
- REALLY? OH, DEAR.
- GET THEM!
- [MEOW!]
- Y-Y-YES, SIR!
- I WONDER WHY THEY DIDN'T
GRIND THIS ONE DOWN.
PROBABLY BECAUSE OF ALL
THIS SPECIAL WRITING.
I WONDER WHAT IT SAYS.
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
"BIRD OF DAY...
"AND BIRD OF NIGHT...
WILL BOW TO THE TRUE CITY
OF GOLD."
I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS.
MMMPH!
HELP!
[MUFFLED CRIES]
- BAD LITTLE GIRL!
[MUFFLED CRIES]
THIS OUGHT TO TEACH
YOU A LESSON.
- HELP!
- YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY
WITH THIS!
THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING
WITH PEOPLE.
- HMM. PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT.
FOR NOW.
HMM...
THAT SHOULD HOLD YOU.
HA HA HEE HEE!
- AND HERE WE ARE APPROACHING
THE MAGNIFICENT
TEMPLE OF GOLD.
COULD I HAVE MY PICTURE
TAKEN WITH YOU,
PROFESSOR GIZMO?
- UH...THAT'S INSPECTOR GADGET.
- YOU THERE,
WITH THE CAMERA!
- HUH?
- WOULD YOU TAKE
OUR PICTURE, PLEASE?
EXCUSE ME. WAIT. HEY!
I'M THE TOUR GUIDE!
YOU MIGHT SET OFF SOME MORE
OF MY TRAPS!
HOLD ON THERE!
[BRAIN BREATHING HEAVILY]
HEY!
WHEE!
- OH, BOY!
- WHEE!
[BRAIN BARKING EXCITEDLY]
- WOWSERS! THAT WAS FUN.
- WHEE!
- YAHOO!
- THIS IS A FORM OF ANCIENT
INCA ENTERTAINMENT.
HERE. FOLLOW ME.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
[BRAIN BARKING]
- BEHIND THE DOOR, BRAIN!
BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU!
WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT
WHERE THEY TAKE THE GOLD
WHEN IT LEAVES HERE.
- WHEE!
- WHOOPEE.
- UNCLE GADGET'S COMING.
DO SOMETHING TO DISTRACT HIM.
- [BOW WOW WOW]
- THAT'S FUNNY.
IT SAYS THIS ISN'T
GOLD AT ALL.
IT SAYS IT'S IRON PYRITE.
THAT'S FOOL'S GOLD.
BRAIN, THIS ISN'T REAL GOLD.
SOMETHING'S GOING ON HERE.
"BIRD OF DAY AND BIRD OF NIGHT
WILL BOW TO THE TRUE
CITY OF GOLD."
THERE'S A SECRET TO THIS CITY
SOMEPLACE. COME ON.
LET'S FIND IT.
IN THE MEANTIME, I'M CALLING
FOR HELP.
- OHH! OH, NO!
- AH! HERE HE IS!
A TRUE ARCHAEOLOGIST!
MAYBE YOU CAN TELL US
A BIT ABOUT THIS PLACE
AND ABOUT YOUR JOB.
- WHA...
SO...YOU'VE GUESSED.
- WHAT?
- OOF!
- HOO-WHEE!
[CRASH]
- ASLEEP AGAIN?
DON'T WORRY. JUST A RELAPSE
FROM OUR BOAT TRIP.
HMM.
THIS WILL MAKE
A GOOD SOUVENIR.
WHEN HE WAKES UP,
I'LL ASK IF IT'S OK.
- INSPECTOR GADGET?
- YOU'VE HEARD OF ME?
- YES. WE RECEIVED A CALL.
WILL YOU JOIN US OUTSIDE?
- UHH. SURE.
I'VE BEEN DYING TO TRY
SOME OF THIS.
PTOOEY! YUCK!
WHAT IS THIS STUFF?
- THIS ISN'T SUGAR.
IT'S GOLD!
- WHAT?
BUT THIS IS NOT GOLD.
THIS IS FOOL'S GOLD.
- FOOL'S GOLD?
"BIRD OF DAY
AND BIRD OF NIGHT...
WILL BOW TO THE TRUE
CITY OF GOLD."
THAT'S IT! COME ON, BRAIN!
LOOK. THERE'S THE SUN
SURROUNDED BY BIRDS.
AND THERE'S THE MOON
AND BATS.
THE BIRD OF NIGHT!
BRAIN, YOU GO BACK
TO THE TOUCAN.
WHEN I CALL OUT,
PULL IT DOWN.
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS NOW.
READY?
NOW!
[RUMBLING]
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
[TOURISTS YELLING]
- LOOK OUT!
- YOW!
[TOURISTS OOHING AND AHING]
- WOW!
- WOW! THE REAL
TEMPLE OF GOLD.
- GOOD WORK, INSPECTOR.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT.
- M.A.D. CAT...
I THINK I NEED A VACATION.
CURSE YOU...
GADGET!
- YOU KNOW, PENNY,
SOMETIMES IT'S NICE
TO GET AWAY FROM IT ALL.
AND THERE A FEW THINGS
WE SHOULD ALL REMEMBER
WHEN WE TRAVEL FROM HOME.
- MAKE SURE YOU ALWAYS
DRESS WARM ENOUGH.
- MAKE SURE YOU TAKE
A LITTLE MEDICAL KIT
JUST IN CASE.
- GIVE YOURSELF TIME
TO DO ALL THE THINGS
YOU WANT TO DO
SO YOU WON'T EXHAUST
YOURSELF.
- AND ALWAYS BE PREPARED.
GO GO, GADGET LASER!
[SPUTTERS]
OH. UH, THANK YOU.
AHEM. AHEM.
[PENNY GIGGLING]
- [RUFF RUFF]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET,
GO ♪
♪ INSPECTOR
GADGET ♪
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET.
NEXT TIME!
[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]