Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 10 - The Ruby - full transcript
Dr. Claw steals the big red ruby of India to use in his superlaser to destroy U.S. communications satellites.
[SIREN]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- NOTHING LIKE A QUIET CRUISE
THROUGH THE CITY.
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
GO GO, GADGET NECK!
SORRY, FOLKS. NO TIME
FOR AUTOGRAPHS NOW.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
- UNCLE GADGET,
YOUR TOP SECRET PHONE.
- IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?
BE RIGHT UP.
GO GO, GADGET COPTER!
BETTER STAY IN
THE GADGETMOBILE, PENNY.
YOU'LL BE SAFER HERE. AH...
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!
MAKE THAT BOTH GADGET LEGS!
- DON'T LET UNCLE GADGET
OUT OF YOUR SIGHT, BRAIN.
- WHOA.
[THUD]
- NOT A MOMENT TO WASTE.
DUTY CALLS.
GO GO, GADGET COAT!
WOWSERS!
OOH!
OOPS! YOW!
LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU,
MA'AM, BUT SOME OTHER TIME.
- IT'S ME, GADGET.
- CLEVER DISGUISE, CHIEF.
NOT AT ALL LIKE THAT
RIDICULOUS-LOOKING
GOAT STATUE OVER THERE.
- HERE ARE YOUR
INSTRUCTIONS, GADGET.
- "BIG RED,
GREAT RUBY OF INDIA,
"STOLEN BY DR. CLAW
TO USE IN SUPERLASER.
"PLANS TO DESTROY
COMMUNICATIONS SATELLITES.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
- ANY QUESTIONS
BEFORE YOU GO?
- JUST ONE.
WHO DOES YOUR NAILS, CHIEF?
- GET GOING. GADGET.
- YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, CHIEF.
WOWSERS!
OW! THIS STUPID STATUE
HAS PUNCTURED MY COAT.
YOW!
I HAVE TO GO TO INDIA, PENNY.
YOU AND BRAIN CAN HELP ME PACK.
MIND THE HOUSE, PENNY.
THIS TRIP TO INDIA IS
TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU,
BUT NOT
FOR INSPECTOR GADGET.
[BRAIN COUGHS]
- BRAIN, WE'VE GOT TO FOLLOW
UNCLE GADGET TO INDIA.
- WELL, HERE I AM IN INDIA,
LAND OF INTRIGUE
AND MYSTERY.
- WELCOME, GADGET.
ENJOY YOUR BRIEF STAY.
HA HA HA HA!
- [WOW]
[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]
- WE'LL PREPARE A NICE
WELCOME PARTY
FOR THE GOOD INSPECTOR.
IT'S TIME TO PLACE
THIS BIG RED BEAUTY
IN OUR SUPERLASER. HEH HEH.
- GOSH, WHAT A LONG TRIP.
BUT WHERE'S UNCLE GADGET?
- [ARF ARF ARF]
- MOVE IT ALONG, FOLKS.
I'M ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS HERE.
- PLEASE, KIND SIR, WOULD YOU
HELP US REMOVE A COW
FROM THE ROAD?
- OH, NO! A SACRED COW.
IF HE TOUCHES THAT...
OH, WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!
- GO GO, MOO COW!
WELL, IF I CAN'T SCARE IT,
I'LL JUST HAVE TO PUSH IT.
- HOW DARE HE TOUCH
THE SACRED COW!
SEIZE THE INFIDEL!
SEIZE HIM!
- SEIZE HIM!
SEIZE HIM!
- NICE OF YOU ALL
WANTING TO HELP,
BUT I'LL NEVER MOVE THIS COW
IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF THE WAY.
[BRAIN GROWLS]
[MOO]
- YIPE!
- SEIZE HIM!
SEIZE HIM!
[SCREAMS]
- HEY, COME BACK!
THIS MAN TOUCHED THE COW!
- THAT'S O.K.
NO NEED TO THANK ME.
IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
HMM, JUST IN CASE DR. CLAW
OR ONE OF HIS M.A.D. AGENTS
IS ON MY TAIL,
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!
OW!
OOF!
OOH!
WOWSERS!
CHIEF, I'D KNOW YOU ANYWHERE
IN THIS PHONY
STATUE OF SHIVA.
OPEN UP, CHIEF.
THEN AGAIN, THIS COULD BE
THE REAL STATUE OF SHIVA.
INSPECTOR GADGET
AT YOUR SERVICE.
WOWSERS.
- GUARD!
GUARD!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT, PRISONER?
- WELL, FOR OPENERS, HOW ABOUT
A NEW TIN CUP?
- YOU'RE IN ENOUGH
TROUBLE ALREADY.
- AS AN OFFICER OF THE LAW,
I AM ENTITLED TO ONE PHONE CALL.
- GO AHEAD. HA HA!
IF YOU CAN FIND A PHONE.
- NOBODY LIKES A WISE GUY.
AND NOBODY
STOPS INSPECTOR GADGET.
MAYBE THAT ELEPHANT CAN HELP ME.
GO GO, GADGET LASSO.
GO, ELEPHANT! GO!
GOOD ELEPHANT, GO! GO! PULL!
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETING]
I'VE GOT TO START
LOOKING FOR CLUES.
- COME IN, BRAIN.
CAN YOU SEE UNCLE GADGET?
- [RUFF RUFF]
- STAY WITH HIM, BRAIN.
I THINK I KNOW WHERE DR. CLAW
IS TAKING THE RUBY.
- I SUSPECT EVERYTHING.
I SUSPECT NOTHING.
[MAN GRUMBLING]
OOPS!
WOWSERS!
[CLUCK-CLUCK]
DR. CLAW'S AGENTS
COULD BE USING ANY ONE
OF THESE CLEVER DISGUISES.
- AAH!
- SORRY.
HMM.
THEY MUST BE M.A.D. AGENTS.
AHA! FOUND YOU.
YOU'RE BOTH
UNDER ARREST.
DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME
WITH THIS PHONY BEARD.
- BUT, SIR,
I AM A SIMPLE MERCHANT.
- HA HA!
YOU AND YOUR PARTNER
IN THAT SHEEP/GOAT
STATUE DISGUISE.
M.A.D. HAS SUNK TO A NEW LOW--
PLASTER AGENTS
AND GLUED-ON BEARDS.
I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
[THUD THUD]
WOWSERS!
- WHOA!
- IS EVERYTHING READY?
- I'VE GOT A BED OF NAILS
WAITING TO TRAP HIM,
DR. CLAW.
[M.A.D. CAT CHUCKLES]
YOW!
- READY WITH THE GLUE BOMBS,
DR. CLAW.
- DO NOT FAIL ME, NUMBER TWO,
OR ELSE!
- [MEOW!]
- UGH!
[THUD]
- HI, FELLAS.
- BRAIN, COME IN.
CAN YOU STILL HEAR ME?
- [RUFF RUFF]
- THE LASER MUST BE
IN THAT TEMPLE.
BRAIN, I'VE LOCATED
THE SUPERLASER
AND CLAW'S FORTRESS.
I'M GOING TO INVESTIGATE.
TRY AND GET
UNCLE GADGET UP HERE.
- [ARF ARF]
- MY UNERRING
SENSE OF DIRECTION
TELLS ME THIS ROAD WILL
LEAD TO DR. CLAW.
WOWSERS!
[TIRES SCREECH]
- LET'S SEE YOU CHARM YOUR
WAY OUT OF THIS ONE, GADGET.
- I'D LOVE TO LISTEN
TO YOUR CONCERT, MAESTRO,
BUT STEP ASIDE--I MEAN
FLOAT ASIDE, PLEASE.
SAY, THAT'S NOT A BAD TRICK.
- [HISSING]
- YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE AN ACT
HERE WITH THOSE FAKE COBRAS.
- YOU JUST RUINED
MY COBRAS!
- WHAT? THESE CHEAP TOYS?
- [HISSING]
- AAH!
- SOMETHING STRANGE
ABOUT THAT FELLOW.
WOWSERS! IT'S BIG RED.
AND A M.A.D. AGENT HAS IT.
STOP! COME BACK!
GO GO, GADGET CAR!
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!
- JUST A FEW MORE
ADJUSTMENTS
AND THE SUPERLASER
WILL BE READY FOR DR. CLAW.
- EXCELLENT.
HA HA HA!
[BRAIN PANTING]
- BRAIN, I'M AT THE TEMPLE.
I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR THE RUBY.
- WHOA!
[GULPS]
- DR. CLAW, INSPECTOR GADGET
IS COMING.
- YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- YES, SIR. MAY I HELP YOU?
- DID YOU SEE A LITTLE GUY WITH
A RUBY IN HIS TURBAN?
- OH, YES, SIR.
HE CROSSED THAT BRIDGE.
HA HA HA HA!
GOOD-BYE, INSPECTOR GADGET.
HEY, YOU, DROP THAT ROPE!
[BRAIN HOWLING]
WHOA.
- THE RUBY!
SOMEHOW I'VE GOT TO GET IT.
- IS THE LASER READY,
PROFESSOR?
- ONLY FOR SHORT-RANGE
FIRING, DR. CLAW.
- WELL, THEN...
LET'S GIVE GADGET
A WARM WELCOME.
HA HA HA!
- HMM, THUNDER,
AND NOT A CLOUD IN SIGHT.
MUST BE ONE OF THOSE SUDDEN
TROPICAL STORMS.
YIKES!
[THUD]
HEY, YOU, STOP!
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!
YOW!
HMM.
- WE SEEM TO HAVE COMPANY.
- BRAIN, I'M IN THE LASER LAB.
WHERE ARE YOU?
ANSWER ME, BRAIN.
- [BOW-WOW]
- BRAIN!
GREAT. I CAN USE
THIS FAKE RUBY.
NOW, YOU GO
FIND UNCLE GADGET.
- I'VE HEARD OF GETTING
YOUR FOOT IN THE DOOR,
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
- IT'S TIME, GADGET,
TO MEET OUR
WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
- [GRRR]
[TIGERS GROWLING]
- WOWSERS!
MY, WHAT BIG PUSSYCATS.
GO GO, GADGET MALLET!
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!
OOF!
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!
- YOU'RE MAKING MONKEYS
OUT OF MY TIGERS, GADGET,
BUT MY MONKS WILL MAKE
A MONKEY OUT OF YOU.
- MONKS! THIS MUST BE
A MONASTERY.
JUST IN TIME, FELLAS.
YOUR PET SEEMS A BIT HUNGRY.
HEY! AREN'T YOU GOING
TO FEED IT?
- [WHISTLES]
[TIGER PANTING HEAVILY]
- WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I REALLY MUST BE ON MY WAY.
- MY MONKS WILL SHOW YOU
THE WAY, GADGET.
HA HA HA!
- HEY!
I'D LOVE TO TAKE A TOUR,
BUT SOME OTHER TIME.
MAYBE THIS IS AN INDIAN
WELCOMING CEREMONY.
- ONE MORE PRACTICE RUN.
HA HA HA!
- HMM.
AH.
HOW THOUGHTFUL--
SAFETY IRONS
TO KEEP ME FROM FALLING.
- READY, DR. CLAW.
- AHA!
THEY'RE ABOUT TO PERFORM
SOME KIND OF MYSTICAL
RITUAL DANCE.
- GOOD-BYE, GADGET.
HA HA HA!
- GOOD-BYE, GADGET.
- OH, NO!
I'D BETTER HURRY.
[BEEPING]
- HMM.
[DR. CLAW LAUGHING SINISTERLY]
HUH!
- OHH, PROFESSOR,
STOP THOSE ROBOT MONKS!
- I CAN'T SEEM TO CONTROL THEM.
THEY'RE GOING CRAZY!
- THIS TIME, GADGET,
YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY.
- HEE HEE!
- GREAT SHOW, FELLAS, BUT
I REALLY MUST GET BACK TO WORK.
GO GO, GADGET ARMS!
NO, NOT GADGET LEGS!
GO GO, GADGET ARMS!
- BRAIN, WHERE ARE YOU?
I MAY NEED SOME HELP.
- A FEW MINOR DELAYS.
NOW BACK TO WORK.
AAH!
WHOA!
GO GO, GADGET SPRING!
OOH!
WOWSERS!
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
GET THAT SPRING ADJUSTED.
- I'LL GET YOU NOW, GADGET.
- HMM. LOOKS LIKE
A PLANETARIUM.
A TELESCOPE!
I THINK I'LL
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT SATELLITE
DR. CLAW PLANS TO SHOOT DOWN,
IF I CAN FIND A COIN.
- I'VE GOT TO REPLACE THAT
REAL RUBY WITH THE FAKE ONE.
- THE LASER IS FINALLY READY
TO DESTROY
THE SATELLITE, DR. CLAW.
- I'LL TEND TO YOU
LATER, GADGET.
- I'M SURE I HAVE A COIN
FOR THIS TELESCOPE.
I HOPE IT TAKES PESOS.
HEY! I HAVEN'T
PUT MY MONEY IN YET!
GO GO, GADGET ARM!
- OH!
PUT ME DOWN!
AAH!
[TIGER GROWLING]
- NOW'S MY CHANCE.
- I KNEW I HAD A COIN SOMEPLACE.
HMM, CAN'T SEE A THING.
- HEH HEH.
THAT'S RIGHT, GADGET.
IT'S LIGHTS OUT FOR YOU.
- AT LAST. BIG RED!
- YOU'RE SUCH A FOOL, GADGET.
YOU MAKE IT SO EASY FOR ME.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I PUT MY MONEY IN,
AND I STILL CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
- NOW TO REPLACE BIG RED
WITH THIS CHEAP IMITATION.
- HA HA HA!
- AT LAST! IT'S WORKING!
WHAT A FANTASTIC SIGHT.
I WONDER WHICH IS THE SATELLITE
CLAW HAS HIS EYE ON.
- CALLING CHIEF QUIMBY
FOR INSPECTOR GADGET.
PLEASE HURRY!
I'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.
OH, NO! THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME
TO GO AFTER IT.
- I SURE WISH PENNY
COULD SEE THIS.
- AAH!
- WOWSERS!
YOU SURE DON'T GET
MUCH OF A PEEK FOR A PESO.
I WANT MY PESO BACK.
- WELL, BRAIN, WE'D BETTER
GET OUT OF HERE.
[GADGET GROANING]
- WELL, GADGET, LOOKS LIKE
ANOTHER CASE WRAPPED UP.
- OH, HIYA, CHIEF.
- AHEM. GADGET,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- THIS TELESCOPE
IS A GYP, CHIEF.
I PUT IN A PESO AND...
HUH?
- I SEE. WELL, WHERE'S...
- THE RUBY!
- GOOD WORK, GADGET.
- WELL, CHIEF, YOU KNOW ME.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
- MY LASER DESTROYED!
SOMEDAY YOU'LL PAY, GADGET.
YOU'LL PAY!
[PENNY AND BRAIN LAUGHING]
- HOW DO YOU WANT
YOUR HOT DOG, PENNY?
- WELL DONE, PLEASE.
- COMING UP!
- WOWSERS!
GO GO, GADGET WATER GUN!
- ARE YOU O.K., UNCLE GADGET?
YOU SHOULD'VE USED THESE.
- RIGHT, PENNY. YOU CAN NEVER BE
TOO CAREFUL AROUND FIRE.
- REMEMBER, FIRST AID
FOR MINOR BURNS
MEANS PLACING THE BURNED
AREA IN COLD WATER.
- BUT NOT RUNNING WATER.
- OR COVER THE BURN WITH
A CLEAN, WET CLOTH,
TOWEL, SHIRT, OR BANDAGE
AND GET HELP.
- NOW, HOW ABOUT
MEDIUM RARE?
[LAUGHTER]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET,
GO ♪
♪ INSPECTOR
GADGET ♪
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET.
NEXT TIME!
[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- NOTHING LIKE A QUIET CRUISE
THROUGH THE CITY.
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
GO GO, GADGET NECK!
SORRY, FOLKS. NO TIME
FOR AUTOGRAPHS NOW.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
- UNCLE GADGET,
YOUR TOP SECRET PHONE.
- IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?
BE RIGHT UP.
GO GO, GADGET COPTER!
BETTER STAY IN
THE GADGETMOBILE, PENNY.
YOU'LL BE SAFER HERE. AH...
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!
MAKE THAT BOTH GADGET LEGS!
- DON'T LET UNCLE GADGET
OUT OF YOUR SIGHT, BRAIN.
- WHOA.
[THUD]
- NOT A MOMENT TO WASTE.
DUTY CALLS.
GO GO, GADGET COAT!
WOWSERS!
OOH!
OOPS! YOW!
LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU,
MA'AM, BUT SOME OTHER TIME.
- IT'S ME, GADGET.
- CLEVER DISGUISE, CHIEF.
NOT AT ALL LIKE THAT
RIDICULOUS-LOOKING
GOAT STATUE OVER THERE.
- HERE ARE YOUR
INSTRUCTIONS, GADGET.
- "BIG RED,
GREAT RUBY OF INDIA,
"STOLEN BY DR. CLAW
TO USE IN SUPERLASER.
"PLANS TO DESTROY
COMMUNICATIONS SATELLITES.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
- ANY QUESTIONS
BEFORE YOU GO?
- JUST ONE.
WHO DOES YOUR NAILS, CHIEF?
- GET GOING. GADGET.
- YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, CHIEF.
WOWSERS!
OW! THIS STUPID STATUE
HAS PUNCTURED MY COAT.
YOW!
I HAVE TO GO TO INDIA, PENNY.
YOU AND BRAIN CAN HELP ME PACK.
MIND THE HOUSE, PENNY.
THIS TRIP TO INDIA IS
TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU,
BUT NOT
FOR INSPECTOR GADGET.
[BRAIN COUGHS]
- BRAIN, WE'VE GOT TO FOLLOW
UNCLE GADGET TO INDIA.
- WELL, HERE I AM IN INDIA,
LAND OF INTRIGUE
AND MYSTERY.
- WELCOME, GADGET.
ENJOY YOUR BRIEF STAY.
HA HA HA HA!
- [WOW]
[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]
- WE'LL PREPARE A NICE
WELCOME PARTY
FOR THE GOOD INSPECTOR.
IT'S TIME TO PLACE
THIS BIG RED BEAUTY
IN OUR SUPERLASER. HEH HEH.
- GOSH, WHAT A LONG TRIP.
BUT WHERE'S UNCLE GADGET?
- [ARF ARF ARF]
- MOVE IT ALONG, FOLKS.
I'M ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS HERE.
- PLEASE, KIND SIR, WOULD YOU
HELP US REMOVE A COW
FROM THE ROAD?
- OH, NO! A SACRED COW.
IF HE TOUCHES THAT...
OH, WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!
- GO GO, MOO COW!
WELL, IF I CAN'T SCARE IT,
I'LL JUST HAVE TO PUSH IT.
- HOW DARE HE TOUCH
THE SACRED COW!
SEIZE THE INFIDEL!
SEIZE HIM!
- SEIZE HIM!
SEIZE HIM!
- NICE OF YOU ALL
WANTING TO HELP,
BUT I'LL NEVER MOVE THIS COW
IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF THE WAY.
[BRAIN GROWLS]
[MOO]
- YIPE!
- SEIZE HIM!
SEIZE HIM!
[SCREAMS]
- HEY, COME BACK!
THIS MAN TOUCHED THE COW!
- THAT'S O.K.
NO NEED TO THANK ME.
IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
HMM, JUST IN CASE DR. CLAW
OR ONE OF HIS M.A.D. AGENTS
IS ON MY TAIL,
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!
OW!
OOF!
OOH!
WOWSERS!
CHIEF, I'D KNOW YOU ANYWHERE
IN THIS PHONY
STATUE OF SHIVA.
OPEN UP, CHIEF.
THEN AGAIN, THIS COULD BE
THE REAL STATUE OF SHIVA.
INSPECTOR GADGET
AT YOUR SERVICE.
WOWSERS.
- GUARD!
GUARD!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT, PRISONER?
- WELL, FOR OPENERS, HOW ABOUT
A NEW TIN CUP?
- YOU'RE IN ENOUGH
TROUBLE ALREADY.
- AS AN OFFICER OF THE LAW,
I AM ENTITLED TO ONE PHONE CALL.
- GO AHEAD. HA HA!
IF YOU CAN FIND A PHONE.
- NOBODY LIKES A WISE GUY.
AND NOBODY
STOPS INSPECTOR GADGET.
MAYBE THAT ELEPHANT CAN HELP ME.
GO GO, GADGET LASSO.
GO, ELEPHANT! GO!
GOOD ELEPHANT, GO! GO! PULL!
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETING]
I'VE GOT TO START
LOOKING FOR CLUES.
- COME IN, BRAIN.
CAN YOU SEE UNCLE GADGET?
- [RUFF RUFF]
- STAY WITH HIM, BRAIN.
I THINK I KNOW WHERE DR. CLAW
IS TAKING THE RUBY.
- I SUSPECT EVERYTHING.
I SUSPECT NOTHING.
[MAN GRUMBLING]
OOPS!
WOWSERS!
[CLUCK-CLUCK]
DR. CLAW'S AGENTS
COULD BE USING ANY ONE
OF THESE CLEVER DISGUISES.
- AAH!
- SORRY.
HMM.
THEY MUST BE M.A.D. AGENTS.
AHA! FOUND YOU.
YOU'RE BOTH
UNDER ARREST.
DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME
WITH THIS PHONY BEARD.
- BUT, SIR,
I AM A SIMPLE MERCHANT.
- HA HA!
YOU AND YOUR PARTNER
IN THAT SHEEP/GOAT
STATUE DISGUISE.
M.A.D. HAS SUNK TO A NEW LOW--
PLASTER AGENTS
AND GLUED-ON BEARDS.
I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
[THUD THUD]
WOWSERS!
- WHOA!
- IS EVERYTHING READY?
- I'VE GOT A BED OF NAILS
WAITING TO TRAP HIM,
DR. CLAW.
[M.A.D. CAT CHUCKLES]
YOW!
- READY WITH THE GLUE BOMBS,
DR. CLAW.
- DO NOT FAIL ME, NUMBER TWO,
OR ELSE!
- [MEOW!]
- UGH!
[THUD]
- HI, FELLAS.
- BRAIN, COME IN.
CAN YOU STILL HEAR ME?
- [RUFF RUFF]
- THE LASER MUST BE
IN THAT TEMPLE.
BRAIN, I'VE LOCATED
THE SUPERLASER
AND CLAW'S FORTRESS.
I'M GOING TO INVESTIGATE.
TRY AND GET
UNCLE GADGET UP HERE.
- [ARF ARF]
- MY UNERRING
SENSE OF DIRECTION
TELLS ME THIS ROAD WILL
LEAD TO DR. CLAW.
WOWSERS!
[TIRES SCREECH]
- LET'S SEE YOU CHARM YOUR
WAY OUT OF THIS ONE, GADGET.
- I'D LOVE TO LISTEN
TO YOUR CONCERT, MAESTRO,
BUT STEP ASIDE--I MEAN
FLOAT ASIDE, PLEASE.
SAY, THAT'S NOT A BAD TRICK.
- [HISSING]
- YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE AN ACT
HERE WITH THOSE FAKE COBRAS.
- YOU JUST RUINED
MY COBRAS!
- WHAT? THESE CHEAP TOYS?
- [HISSING]
- AAH!
- SOMETHING STRANGE
ABOUT THAT FELLOW.
WOWSERS! IT'S BIG RED.
AND A M.A.D. AGENT HAS IT.
STOP! COME BACK!
GO GO, GADGET CAR!
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!
- JUST A FEW MORE
ADJUSTMENTS
AND THE SUPERLASER
WILL BE READY FOR DR. CLAW.
- EXCELLENT.
HA HA HA!
[BRAIN PANTING]
- BRAIN, I'M AT THE TEMPLE.
I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR THE RUBY.
- WHOA!
[GULPS]
- DR. CLAW, INSPECTOR GADGET
IS COMING.
- YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- YES, SIR. MAY I HELP YOU?
- DID YOU SEE A LITTLE GUY WITH
A RUBY IN HIS TURBAN?
- OH, YES, SIR.
HE CROSSED THAT BRIDGE.
HA HA HA HA!
GOOD-BYE, INSPECTOR GADGET.
HEY, YOU, DROP THAT ROPE!
[BRAIN HOWLING]
WHOA.
- THE RUBY!
SOMEHOW I'VE GOT TO GET IT.
- IS THE LASER READY,
PROFESSOR?
- ONLY FOR SHORT-RANGE
FIRING, DR. CLAW.
- WELL, THEN...
LET'S GIVE GADGET
A WARM WELCOME.
HA HA HA!
- HMM, THUNDER,
AND NOT A CLOUD IN SIGHT.
MUST BE ONE OF THOSE SUDDEN
TROPICAL STORMS.
YIKES!
[THUD]
HEY, YOU, STOP!
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!
YOW!
HMM.
- WE SEEM TO HAVE COMPANY.
- BRAIN, I'M IN THE LASER LAB.
WHERE ARE YOU?
ANSWER ME, BRAIN.
- [BOW-WOW]
- BRAIN!
GREAT. I CAN USE
THIS FAKE RUBY.
NOW, YOU GO
FIND UNCLE GADGET.
- I'VE HEARD OF GETTING
YOUR FOOT IN THE DOOR,
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
- IT'S TIME, GADGET,
TO MEET OUR
WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
- [GRRR]
[TIGERS GROWLING]
- WOWSERS!
MY, WHAT BIG PUSSYCATS.
GO GO, GADGET MALLET!
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!
OOF!
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!
- YOU'RE MAKING MONKEYS
OUT OF MY TIGERS, GADGET,
BUT MY MONKS WILL MAKE
A MONKEY OUT OF YOU.
- MONKS! THIS MUST BE
A MONASTERY.
JUST IN TIME, FELLAS.
YOUR PET SEEMS A BIT HUNGRY.
HEY! AREN'T YOU GOING
TO FEED IT?
- [WHISTLES]
[TIGER PANTING HEAVILY]
- WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I REALLY MUST BE ON MY WAY.
- MY MONKS WILL SHOW YOU
THE WAY, GADGET.
HA HA HA!
- HEY!
I'D LOVE TO TAKE A TOUR,
BUT SOME OTHER TIME.
MAYBE THIS IS AN INDIAN
WELCOMING CEREMONY.
- ONE MORE PRACTICE RUN.
HA HA HA!
- HMM.
AH.
HOW THOUGHTFUL--
SAFETY IRONS
TO KEEP ME FROM FALLING.
- READY, DR. CLAW.
- AHA!
THEY'RE ABOUT TO PERFORM
SOME KIND OF MYSTICAL
RITUAL DANCE.
- GOOD-BYE, GADGET.
HA HA HA!
- GOOD-BYE, GADGET.
- OH, NO!
I'D BETTER HURRY.
[BEEPING]
- HMM.
[DR. CLAW LAUGHING SINISTERLY]
HUH!
- OHH, PROFESSOR,
STOP THOSE ROBOT MONKS!
- I CAN'T SEEM TO CONTROL THEM.
THEY'RE GOING CRAZY!
- THIS TIME, GADGET,
YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY.
- HEE HEE!
- GREAT SHOW, FELLAS, BUT
I REALLY MUST GET BACK TO WORK.
GO GO, GADGET ARMS!
NO, NOT GADGET LEGS!
GO GO, GADGET ARMS!
- BRAIN, WHERE ARE YOU?
I MAY NEED SOME HELP.
- A FEW MINOR DELAYS.
NOW BACK TO WORK.
AAH!
WHOA!
GO GO, GADGET SPRING!
OOH!
WOWSERS!
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
GET THAT SPRING ADJUSTED.
- I'LL GET YOU NOW, GADGET.
- HMM. LOOKS LIKE
A PLANETARIUM.
A TELESCOPE!
I THINK I'LL
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT SATELLITE
DR. CLAW PLANS TO SHOOT DOWN,
IF I CAN FIND A COIN.
- I'VE GOT TO REPLACE THAT
REAL RUBY WITH THE FAKE ONE.
- THE LASER IS FINALLY READY
TO DESTROY
THE SATELLITE, DR. CLAW.
- I'LL TEND TO YOU
LATER, GADGET.
- I'M SURE I HAVE A COIN
FOR THIS TELESCOPE.
I HOPE IT TAKES PESOS.
HEY! I HAVEN'T
PUT MY MONEY IN YET!
GO GO, GADGET ARM!
- OH!
PUT ME DOWN!
AAH!
[TIGER GROWLING]
- NOW'S MY CHANCE.
- I KNEW I HAD A COIN SOMEPLACE.
HMM, CAN'T SEE A THING.
- HEH HEH.
THAT'S RIGHT, GADGET.
IT'S LIGHTS OUT FOR YOU.
- AT LAST. BIG RED!
- YOU'RE SUCH A FOOL, GADGET.
YOU MAKE IT SO EASY FOR ME.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I PUT MY MONEY IN,
AND I STILL CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
- NOW TO REPLACE BIG RED
WITH THIS CHEAP IMITATION.
- HA HA HA!
- AT LAST! IT'S WORKING!
WHAT A FANTASTIC SIGHT.
I WONDER WHICH IS THE SATELLITE
CLAW HAS HIS EYE ON.
- CALLING CHIEF QUIMBY
FOR INSPECTOR GADGET.
PLEASE HURRY!
I'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.
OH, NO! THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME
TO GO AFTER IT.
- I SURE WISH PENNY
COULD SEE THIS.
- AAH!
- WOWSERS!
YOU SURE DON'T GET
MUCH OF A PEEK FOR A PESO.
I WANT MY PESO BACK.
- WELL, BRAIN, WE'D BETTER
GET OUT OF HERE.
[GADGET GROANING]
- WELL, GADGET, LOOKS LIKE
ANOTHER CASE WRAPPED UP.
- OH, HIYA, CHIEF.
- AHEM. GADGET,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- THIS TELESCOPE
IS A GYP, CHIEF.
I PUT IN A PESO AND...
HUH?
- I SEE. WELL, WHERE'S...
- THE RUBY!
- GOOD WORK, GADGET.
- WELL, CHIEF, YOU KNOW ME.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
- MY LASER DESTROYED!
SOMEDAY YOU'LL PAY, GADGET.
YOU'LL PAY!
[PENNY AND BRAIN LAUGHING]
- HOW DO YOU WANT
YOUR HOT DOG, PENNY?
- WELL DONE, PLEASE.
- COMING UP!
- WOWSERS!
GO GO, GADGET WATER GUN!
- ARE YOU O.K., UNCLE GADGET?
YOU SHOULD'VE USED THESE.
- RIGHT, PENNY. YOU CAN NEVER BE
TOO CAREFUL AROUND FIRE.
- REMEMBER, FIRST AID
FOR MINOR BURNS
MEANS PLACING THE BURNED
AREA IN COLD WATER.
- BUT NOT RUNNING WATER.
- OR COVER THE BURN WITH
A CLEAN, WET CLOTH,
TOWEL, SHIRT, OR BANDAGE
AND GET HELP.
- NOW, HOW ABOUT
MEDIUM RARE?
[LAUGHTER]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET,
GO ♪
♪ INSPECTOR
GADGET ♪
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET.
NEXT TIME!
[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]