Insecure (2016–…): Season 5, Episode 9 - Out, Okay?! - full transcript

The floors have
just been redone.

Gets plenty of natural light,

and the windows
are double-paned,

which keeps the street
noise out, and the heat in.

Good 'cause she stay
shiverin' under like 10 blankets.

You stay puttin' your icy-ass
feet on me, so who's livin' right?

Okay, you guys wander.

If you have any questions,
I'll be up front.

- Thank you.
- Yep.

This is nice.
This is nice.

- I could see us here.
- Right?



And it's close to your shop.

I can take the train to NBW,

or walk to Crenshawn's.

Plus, it's got two Wingstops
equidistant from each other.

I mean, c'mon.

Yeah, it's big, too.

- We need two bedrooms?
- Hell yeah.

This could be an office
or a guest room.

Plus, we're gonna need a "cool off"
room just in case we have a beef.

If we in separate rooms,

how we gonna have make-up sex?

Trust me, you're gonna
want the extra space.

Ooh, and it got
a mini bathroom, too?

Hey, you can, you
can shave in here,



or do whatever you
want with the toilet seat

'cause I know how y'all do.

- Man, we ain't all the same.
- Mm-hm.

I don't know what kind of
men you've been livin' with.

I mean, Ahmal had
chaotic bathroom habits.

But... I mean,
it's kind of perfect.

Isn't it?

Yeah...

I'm not mad at it.

Can we get an application?

Ooh, I just rented it
out five minutes ago.

You just seemed so excited,
I didn't wanna disappoint you.

- Nathan, get him...
- Why wouldn't you say somethin' before...

- Mornin', ladies.
- Hey, good mornin'.

- Good mornin'.
- What were you meetin' with Malcolm about so early?

Did he lose a document
in the cloud again?

He probably did.

Nah, no, it wasn't that.

Why are you bein' so coy?

What? Did they offer you
partnership or somethin'?

Wait.
Taurean, did they?

Um...

- yeah... they did.
- What?!

Oh my god!

Congratulations!

Y'all not gonna hug this man?!

Get up in this hug!

You really deserve it.

Thank you, Carter.

They definitely fuckin', right?

Yep.

Yeah, I don't know, man.
Ceilings look a little low.

Nah, you just too tall.

Only nigga I know
still growin' after 30.

Where your water at?
I'm parched.

You need to buy a house from me
so I can afford Perrier again.

I'm not really
lookin' right now.

What about that
condo on Chesapeake?

That one was great.
It had a built-in wok.

Look, if I move again,
I want somethin' that has

everything I'm lookin' for.

I don't wanna settle.

Well, you're givin' me nothin'.

You get a gift for Derek?
Leah and I got him a briefcase.

Think he'll use it?
I bet he will.

Wait 'til you see
this motherfucker.

It's cold.

Yeah, I don't think
I'mma go to the party.

Nigga?

Fuck you mean?

You know, Issa gonna be there.

- Ol' girl.
- Her? Why?

I mean... they're her
friends, technically.

Okay. So, what's the
problem? She let you go,

you ain't fight for it.
Sound like y'all peaceful to me.

What you mean
I ain't fight for it?

You know how you are.

Sittin' back,
lettin' life happen to you

like you on the dock of the bay.

Well, no, I couldn't
force her to be with me.

You remember what
I went through with Leah?

All I had to do just for
barely fuckin' a set of titties.

I'm just sayin', if it was me,

nothin' would've stopped
me from gettin' her back.

So where's the food?

Nigga really in the mood
for a quiche.

You a ham, no ham?
You Kosher?

Damn, Tiffany
parents' house is amazing.

Aww.

How many times you had braces?

Twice... The first
time didn't take.

They said that's normal, though.

- Oh.
- Ah, shut up.

You don't know.

Hey!

- Wow, y'all look good.
- What's up? Okay, dress.

Thank you.

- Just the dress, I mean.
- The titties look right.

- Thank you.
- I mean, we don't.

Is y'all ready for Denver?

Gettin' there.
You want a toaster?

- Nah, I'm, I'm good...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa let's see it.

- It got a crumb tray?
- Don't play me.

See, mine doesn't have
a crumb tray. Does yours?

I don't know. I haven't
ever thought about it.

Well, these are the hard
questions we have to ask ourselves

now that we're consolidating.

Consolidating?

Together, together?

Domestically?

Nathan and I are
moving in together.

- Ah! I love that.
- Congrats, man.

Yeah, we haven't
found a place yet,

- but, uh, it's happening.
- Yeah, it's goin' well.

I think we've been seein'
some good places.

Oh, uh, I'll be right back.

- Can you get me a drink?
- Yeah.

I won't even get
to see you in your place.

'Cause I'll be in Denver.

I love Denver,
love... Denver.

I read there's over
300 days of sunlight,

so, you know, that's a thing.

Ooh, look at Molly
lookin' all blissful.

Aw, they cute with the hands.

- Hey!
- Hey!

Okay, stop.

- Taurean, this is Derek and Tiffany.
- Wassup?

And you already know Issa.

And that's Kelli.
She's the one who helped

me and my parents
with their estate planning.

- Right. I heard that went well.
- A little too well.

My mom can't stop talkin'
'bout you guys and your walks.

Oh, that's my girl.

I actually think I might
like her better than y'all.

Well, look, I gotta do the
same thing with Issa's mom.

Do you wanna tag team again?

Don't make friends with my mom.

Too late.
We text.

Could you put me
on the group chat?

No, she would not like that.

But I'm down.

Aric, uh, lost his keys, and needs
to get into the barber shop today.

I told him he could come
by here and get mine.

He stay losin' his keys.
Get that man a carabiner.

You didn't have
to get us a gift.

Oh, this is, uh, trash.

You brought us trash?

I'mma find a dumpster
for this bullshit.

Trash right there.

- You good?
- I, um, I brought some edibles,

but I'm now realizin' that
this is not that kind of party.

- Well, it could be.
- I don't think so.

There are like
multiple babies here.

Look, I'll take one with you.

- Mmm.
- Think of it like

we are celebrating
you makin' partner.

Uh...

well, in that case.

Pop it open,
Big Daddy, all right.

Let's see what's down
this rabbit hole.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

You ready
to get your party on, Jah?

Is that right?

So, should we, uh, take him out?

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, bud.

You wanna come out?

Come on.

- Hey.
- There you go.

Hey, um, actually,
could you take him?

- I need to go to the bathroom.
- Yeah.

This, uh, mommy
bladder is no joke.

- That was TMI.
- It's, it's all good. I got him.

- Hey, uh, paci.
- Oh, paci, paci. Here you go.

There's your paci.

I wonder if this pool
is heated, though.

Could I interest anyone
in a mac 'n' cheese ball?

Uh, hell yeah, you can.

Here, you want
one of these, Iss?

Huh? Yeah, I do.

- Ma'am, be careful they're...
- Ahh!

- Oh.
- Hot.

Mm-hmm, yeah.
I'm so sorry.

- 'ppreciate you, man.
- Those are hot.

Here. Come here, baby.

Okay, thank you.

Can't take you nowhere.

He loves this thing.

That's him, right?

Uh, yeah, it is.

Uh...

he actually came
down here for this?

Um...

he actually moved
back a minute ago.

To be closer to his
girl and the baby?

Uh, yeah, I guess so.

You wanna get another drink?

Yeah.

Oh! Right?

Look at all these amazing people
here gathered to celebrate you.

- It's the best.
- I know.

You couldn't invite more than
the usual gay suspects for me?

Um, have you not met Rolando?

I'll never forget you. Bye.

- Derek?
- Oh, thank god.

I thought that was in my head.

I think I'm startin'
to feel it. Are you?

Do you smell
mac 'n' cheese balls?

I swear I smell
mac 'n' cheese balls.

Can we all gather for a toast?

She said gather!

- Shit.
- Okay.

Thank you, baby.

Well, we just wanted to
thank everyone for coming.

We're gonna miss
you all so, so much.

And even though

Denver has one
of the most unique

city park systems in the nation,

what it doesn't have...
is you.

So, we just wanna show
our appreciation to all of you.

Kelli, I know
people throw around

"ride or die" all casually...

but I feel like you would
actually die for me.

I would... I would
kill for you, too.

And Derek. I would,
I would kill Derek.

And my guys over there.

My Papa Posse.

Still don't love
the name, but...

Craig, Edward,
Lawrence, Marjon...

I'mma miss neglecting
our kids with y'all.

Issa...
I love you, girl.

There is no one else
like you in my life.

Thank you?

Hey, do me, do me, do me!

- Um... and...
- And Dro!

- Oh shit!
- Girl!

- You heard that?
- Everybody did.

Well, all of you are so fabulous

in your own way.

And even though Denver has six

professional sports teams,

which means my baby's
gonna be getting the bag.

Mmm.

What it doesn't have...

is you.

She said that already.

Here's to love, life...

and great friendships.

We'll miss y'all.

Cheers.

Cheers.

- You okay, girl?
- I just...

I didn't expect to be all...

Do you guys mind if
I steal them for a minute?

You know how much
money I spent on that briefcase?

Bruh, get out your feelings.

It's 100% eel.
I told you it's cold.

Nigga, that's
an endangered species.

And?
That's why I'm sayin'

they should do somethin' for me.

Just talk to 'em about it.

Yeah, you want me
to talk to 'em about it?

- Nah, I'm good. I'm cool.
- Right here, c'mon.

Hey, I read somewhere
that Denver has 0.001

Black people per capita,
so, for every person,

there's only 0.001
Black people.

You about to be
a fraction, nigga.

Hey, so whatchu gonna miss
about L.A. the most, man?

Honestly, the food.

Mexican, barbecue, sushi.

I mean, there's no way
Denver has good sushi.

Mmm, barbecue sounds
so good right now.

I mean, L.A. got
bomb-ass weather,

but y'all gotta leave
the barbecue alone.

Oh, no, sir. L.A. got some
bomb barbecue spots.

Yeah, I mean, you got Woody's,
Bludso's, Moo's Craft, Ray's.

That's just off the top.

Yeah, if you a
transplant... just say that.

I'm from Houston.

- There it is.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I felt it.

Go ahead and talk
yo' shit, Houston.

They got the meats out there.

- They do... They really do.
- Hell yeah.

I mean, I still stand by L.A.
havin' good barbecue, though.

You know, people who
haven't been here long enough,

they just write it off.

That's true, too.

Nah, once people have Texas
barbecue, they know what's good.

Barbecue must not be good
enough to keep 'em there.

Why'd this get so tense?

Hey... my man, Rolando,
thinks I would look

so cute with a Caesar,
but I don't know.

- Whatchu doin' tomorrow?
- Oh, I'm out.

Me and Issa still
lookin' at apartments.

So, should I get
us some barbecue?

Postmates says it'll
only take 20 minutes.

I upgraded priority
delivery last week.

Game changer, y'all.

- Game changer.
- Okay.

So...

- You like briefcase?
- Hey,

you know, we're, we're
friends outside of Lawrence.

Like it's, it's gon' be okay.
We gon' keep in touch.

I... Yeah, I knew that.

- What day are y'all leavin'?
- Sunday.

Well, I'm gonna save
my goodbyes 'til then.

What? Ah, hold up.

Champagne ain't alcohol.

Oh, you got new rules now?

I'm evolving.

- Thank you.
- You know what?

I am not gonna be sad today.

I'm just gonna look
forward to seeing you

- once you're settled.
- Well...

You'll see me before then 'cause
I'm coming back for Molly's birthday.

I talked to Derek,
and he's down with it.

And I was thinking, even
though I'm gonna be gone,

it doesn't mean we can't
plan to see each other more.

Oh, 100%. I mean, we
may be some busy bitches,

but we gon' make that happen.

Yeah. You know what?

You're comin' down
for Molly's birthday,

and your birthday's
right after that.

Y'all, we should be here
for each other's birthdays.

That's the least we can do.

- That part.
- I love that.

I mean...

can you just imagine
how much will change,

like in two years...

Who will have another baby?

Who'll get a new job?

Who'll be taller?
Or smaller? Or both?

Huh?

Molly?

I'm sorry.

Why this bitch laughin' so hard?

Are you okay?

Ahh!

Bitch, you slapped me.

What in the open fuck
is wrong with you?

Okay, okay, fine. Taurean
and I had edibles earlier,

and that shit is kickin' in
like a soccer game, girl.

I am hiiigh.

- There it is.
- Listen...

- if we gon' work together...
- Mm-hm.

I'm gonna need you to tell
me when you do drugs,

so we can do them together.

Why're you guys so loud?

- Hi.
- Hey.

I just am comin' to get
a bottle out of the fridge.

Yeah, babies do
be needin' bottles.

- Sorry to interrupt.
- Oh, no, no, you're good.

Yeah, no, girl,
you should be here.

You got a invitation.

I'mma invite you over here.
'Scuse us.

- Did I say somethin'?
- No, you good, girl. C'mon.

Ooh!

It's so good to see
you... and the baby.

Yeah.

I mean it.
He's so cute.

Y'all are doin' a good job.

I mean, not that you
need my opinion at all.

Just...

Congrats.

Thanks.

And I, uh, I heard about
your Art Walk with NBW.

Um, I used to work with Raphael
back when he was at Verizon.

- Oh, Raphael? Raphael at the office?
- Mm-hm.

He's so nice.

Really deep eyebrows.

Uh, well...

Come on.

Come on.

Whew, bitch, that was weird.

Can I get these two? Yeah.

Here you go.

Hey, Molly.

You know, I tried
callin' you to check in.

I heard about the divorce.

My mama don't stop
runnin' her mouth.

Yeah.

Yeah, look, I, I wanted to be
the one to tell you, um...

Not for, you know...

any reason, just,
um, you know we...

we used to be closer.

And, and, uh, just
thought you should know.

Did you wanna talk about it?

No... No, shit happens.

You know, and we
both had our issues.

Look, I-I'm
movin' on... so.

Then I'm happy for you.

Yeah, your friend
seems... really nice.

Yeah, yeah, she is.

So does the dude
that you came with.

Who? Him?

Hi... y'all good?

Yeah.

Oh, this is Dro.

Him and his wife had
a open relationship,

so we kinda dated.

What? Molly.

We hooked up, like a lot.

- Mm.
- Things got messy, but we good now.

Okay, then.

Yeah, um...
right, anyways,

I'mma check on Morgan.

Um...

Hmm.

So, you understand?

You explained it very clearly.

- I did.
- I mean, we all got a past.

Heh, I used to sell Adderall
to half my senior class,

- so...
- Oh, I'm gonna need that story.

Hi. There you are.

Mwah!

Oh, they got
a chocolate fountain?

I'm 'bout to go in.

Oh, and they got
the colorful cookies, too?

Macarons!
You want some?

Nah, not really, uh...
I'm not hungry.

You sure?

- You only had like two...
- Oh, Aric just pulled up.

I'll be right back.

Hey. How's Jah? Huh?
You need a little break?

No, no. I'm good.

You know how cute he gets
right before he drifts off.

Right? It's all
cuddles. All of 'em.

Yeah.

I, um... I talked to Issa.

Oh... okay.

How'd that go?

It was brief,
but I'm glad we did.

I just... I hate having
awkward energy with people.

Yeah...

and I know what you mean.

I think that Eli is
done with the party.

- I'mma take him home.
- Okay, you, um... You want some help?

- No, no, no, no. You should stay.
- You sure?

Yeah, this is the last time

you're gonna see
everybody for a while.

You should make the most of it.

Yeah... all right.

I'll, um...

- I'll, uh... I'll come say bye.
- Okay.

- Yeah, goodbye.
- Come on.

I picked up all the goodies.

My boy.

I appreciate you, bro.

All good. I'mma get it
from you on Monday.

Shit, I got you.

How is it? Is Molly's
fine ass in there?

- Yeah, she in there. She with somebody.
- You know, it's all good.

I mean, I know the
game. I respect it.

Yeah, it's whatever.

I don't know, man.
Issa ex up in there.

He on some slick-type shit.

Talkin' about barbecue and shit.

I don't even know what
that means, but I don't like it.

I mean, you gotta
let these niggas know

you can't let motherfuckers
talk crazy at you.

You wanna run up in there?
We can set this shit off.

Nah. Nah, I'm just...

I ain't even tryna
be on all that.

You sure?
'Cause we can run 'em

a different kind
of fade, my nigga.

Boy...

You love a good barber pun.

Nah, I'm good, man.

I'mma just keep it cordial.
I appreciate you.

Aight, shit. Call
me if you need me.

Okay, who got
the mac 'n' cheese balls?

Mm, no, that's not it.

- Mm.
- That ain't it either.

- Hi, would you care...
- Get to movin', Tartare.

I think we need to go
straight to the source.

- Oh my god.
- Wow.

Oh my god.

It's like... It's the cheese...

but it's also the macaroni.

It's the cheese,
macaroni, ball shape combo.

Mmm!

I'll bring it right out.

Fuck! Someone's coming!

Oh!

- What are we doin'?
- I don't know. This is crazy.

In a closet.

I am havin' a good time, though.

Me, too.

What?

Nothin'... Nah, it's...

- It's dumb.
- Uh...

I currently have smushed cheese
in my jacket pocket, so...

can't be that dumb.

I guess a part of me is
just kinda worried about how

good of a time
I'm havin' with you.

This is easy,
and feels real natural,

and... that scares me.

Why?

Because, at some point,
when people get close

I mess things up.

Dudes get tired of me,

or at least they
have in the past,

and I am just worried that

if you get tired of me,
it's gonna really hurt.

Huh.

Actually, with me,
it's the opposite.

I hated you at first...

but now I'm startin'
to like you.

I'm not gonna get
tired of you, Molly.

- Ah! Hey.
- Hey.

Sorry, I didn't,
I didn't mean to scare you.

No, I was just, uh,
at the trash can.

- La basura... in Spanish.
- Can we talk for a minute?

- Uh... uh.
- Why'd you call me last month?

Oh, that was a mistake.

Like... you didn't
mean to, or...

No, I meant to. I just...

- I just shouldn't have.
- Okay.

Because, you know, when you ended
things, like, I understood, all right?

I, I had a son on the way,
I was movin'...

but things are different now,
and I, I... I'm different now,

and, you know, I just...

I would hate
to leave here tonight

knowin' that I didn't say
somethin' that I should have,

like I didn't fight
hard enough for you.

Lawrence, I don't know if
fighting would've even mattered...

Maybe, maybe,
I don't know, all right?

But, tonight, I just...
I want you to know how I feel,

- and I don't wanna...
- Here? 'Cause I, I can't do this

- with you right now.
- Okay, are you happy right now?

- What?!
- Yes or no?

Because I realized that I am
not happy when I'm not with you.

Because...

I love you, Issa.

What's all this?

Oh, um, I was just
takin' out trash...

- Nah, we were havin' a conversation.
- No, we weren't.

- Yes, we were.
- The fuck you doin', bro?

- Calm down, man. We was just talking.
- I'm calm, I'm calm,

- but I could go up.
- Bro, you keep trying to go up in my space...

Stop, you guys!

Nathan!

Lawrence, Nathan!

- Nathan! Chill!
- I'm chill!

Don't... I... Just
give me a second.

What?

Girl, you okay?