Insecure (2016–…): Season 5, Episode 1 - Episode #5.1 - full transcript
("Choker" by Master P playing)
♪ I don't mind ♪
♪ That your soul's shaky ♪
Mmm! (gasps) Wow.
My god!
What the fuck?
I didn't even see that comin'.
Kelli, you can't keep
doing that the whole trip.
I will drive us off a cliff.
It's my timeline, okay?
It's a Groundhog's Day
of fuckshit.
Oof, have you seen Molly's page?
Girl, she say she fine.
But then, bitch, why you postin'
all those selfies with just
the corner of
your face? (scoffs)
Lookin' like a Picasso.
It's been two months.
She's really goin' through it.
I do like her inspirational
quotes, though.
"Stars can't shine
without darkness."
- That's not not deep.
- Kelli: Right?
You know what, I get it
because when I broke
up with Qwantrell,
I posted so many thirst traps,
my DMs still ain't
recovered. (giggles)
They be filthy
as hell. (giggles)
You know you
could just delete 'em.
- I gotta respond.
- You definitely don't.
Then maybe I want
to respond. (chuckles)
You know what?
This weekend is
supposed to be for us.
So, let's not talk
about any mess.
Let's not talk
about Molly's mess,
let's not talk about
Issa's messy mess.
♪ I don't mind ♪
♪ That your soul's... ♪
Tiffany: I just want us
to have a good time.
♪ Shaky ♪
♪ Anywhere you wanna go ♪
♪ I'll follow ♪
♪ Anywhere you wanna go ♪
♪ I'll be there ♪
Ah! So sorry! Wrong car.
I'll go find my driver.
- Do you know him?
- Driver: Uh-uh.
Oh, y'all don't mingle
in the morning?
- Driver: No.
- Okay, bye.
Issa (shouts): Tamir?
Tamir?
No? Somebody lyin'.
("Still I Rise" by
Kamaiyah playing)
♪ I go cuckoo ♪
♪ Drippin' brazy, don't lie ♪
♪ In that new-new ♪
♪ Hustle one hundred
straight nights ♪
♪ To get a new coupe ♪
♪ Leave messages on Shay line ♪
♪ That's my boo-boo, mwah ♪
♪ I enjoy loyalty, uh ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm royalty, uh ♪
♪ Baby spoil me, uh ♪
♪ That mean more to me, uh ♪
♪ Trat me like I'm
special that's gon' gt you ♪
♪ Foreign keys ♪
♪ Diamonds on my neck ♪
♪ Prolly cost a quarter ki' ♪
♪ Don't make no sense-sense ♪
♪ How they glis'-glis' ♪
♪ I'm a big deal,
these bitches throwin' ♪
Booth Attendant: Uh, Carter?
And here you go.
Tiffany: That's me.
- Enjoy your weekend.
- Thank you.
Hey, look who it is!
It's people I see
all the time. (laughs)
Hey.
Issa: Good to see you.
- Hi, girl!
- Hey, girl.
- Hey!
- Hey.
Look at you,
fresh off the plane,
stuntin'!
(laughing)
And you're twinning.
Oh, yeah!
I usually sleep in this.
Oh, gah, I don't.
Ugh, I hated this nigga.
- Aww, I loved this nigga.
- I did.
No real feelin's
about this nigga.
Um, when y'all checked in,
did y'all get a name tag?
'Cause that smiley
bitch over there
sayin' I'm not registered,
and she had to make me one.
Well, I got one
because I am a panelist,
so... big things!
Y'all, not only did
they flew me out,
but they got me a handler, too.
This is super official.
Am I official enough?
Uh, yeah you are.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did someone say,
- "The BLOCC"?
- Ah! Me!
(laughing) What
does it stand for again?
Oh, just "Black Life.
Opportunities. And Cultural..."
Um. (laughs)
I had went back
and forth on the C's,
but I, uh, landed on, um...
Actually, I forget. Uh,
lemme just look it up.
Anticipation. I love it!
Connection!
Black Life, Opportunities,
Culture, and Connection.
We new, but we out here.
I'm gonna learn it.
Well, as a Black
that loves connection,
I feel covered.
Are y'all good?
- I stay good.
- Yeah.
- Tiffany: Shall we?
- Mm-hm.
- Yeah.
- Molly: Yeah, look at us.
Lookin' like a
diversity brochure.
(laughing)
Molly: It feels so
good to be back.
Ya know, Dr. Rhonda
says that this is
a really good opportunity
for me to disconnect,
and stay in the moment.
I don't know that I know
how to do that, but I'm gon' try.
I'm glad you're tryin', girl.
Oh, shit. Is that Jordanna?
Kelli: Did she have another kid?
Tiffany: She
brought all her kids.
- Should we have brought Simone?
- Think we did it right, babe.
This weekend is
for us, remember?
- (sighs)
- Derek: Oh,
- shit!
- Hold up.
Is that Kelli?
(Derek laughs)
What the fuck?
They killed me!
Oh, is that why they asked
me to say a few words?
"Kelli will always
be Kelli. Laughs."
Why'd they put
my laugh in there?
I mean, I did laugh,
but that's 'cause,
you do be you.
(all laughing)
I do.
Oh, shit.
Maybe it's a good time
to get up off the grid.
'Cause I do have
some other identities
I've been meaning to try out.
- What's the first one?
- French.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Kelli: (French
accent) Uh-huh-huh.
Is-is that... Is
that an identity,
or is that a language?
Kelli: Shut the fuck up!
("HOT PINK" by AG Club playing)
♪ Think we on the top now ♪
♪ Go and check your intel ♪
♪ Last year almost a disaster ♪
Hey!
Issa, we can all tell who
you can't remember
by the tone of your "Hey."
Is it that obvious?
- Hey.
- (high-pitched): Hey!
Real smooth, girl.
How are you? It's
so good to see you.
It's been so long, right?
Molly: Hey, when you
and Tiff had your issues,
how long did it take for
you guys to get back-back?
Oh, god. We were fake-back
before we were back-back.
I mean, child, the jokes I laughed
at that weren't even funny. Whew.
Tiff do be strugglin'
with them punchlines.
Just don't force it, you know?
It'll happen when it happens.
Just keep bein' there for her.
Like what does
she need right now?
What makes her scared?
What makes her hair grow?
Is she a night walker,
or is she a night talker?
Do she still got
both her big toes?
'Cause I ain't never seen 'em,
but I never look.
The point is...
just give it time.
Thanks. This was, um,
worse.
- Derek: Bye, Bebe.
- Okay, girl.
I will never forget Bebe
grindin' up on Derek
during Full Moon on the Quad.
Whispering Mystikal
lyrics in his ear.
That was before
we were official.
Nah, everyone knew since
day one y'all were a couple.
Everyone except
thirsty-ass Bebe, apparently.
(laughs) Whoever she is.
She was thirsty.
Parched.
Like a shriveled-up prune.
Ha, ha! Prune!
- (whispers): It's a lifelong journey, girl.
- Mm-hm.
C'mon, you never had to
worry about anyone else.
I mean, after our first date,
I carved our names
into a damn tree.
Um, what tree? No, you did not.
Wow, you don't remember.
(scoffs) I'mma find that tree.
It was a big ole tree, too.
Hey! Aw, fuck.
("Blow the Whistle"
by Too $hort playing)
♪ I go on and on ♪
♪ Can't understand
how I last so long ♪
♪ I must have super powers ♪
♪ Rap 225 thousand hours ♪
- ♪ What's my favorite
word? ♪ - ♪ Bitch ♪
♪ Why they gotta
say it like $hort? ♪
- ♪ Bitch ♪ - ♪ You know
they can't play on my court ♪
♪ Can't hang with the big dogs ♪
♪ Stay on the porch,
blow the whistle ♪
(playing melody on flute)
♪ Blow the whistle ♪
(playing melody on flute)
♪ Blow the whistle ♪
Wow. Okay, Stanford.
It's so much smaller.
Wait a minute.
Ain't that Cheyenne?
Get it! Ah. Ah.
Tiffany: It sure is.
Mmm, she was too crazy for me.
What was the name
of y'all little rap group?
- (gasps) Trap Habit!
- Trap Habit! Aye!
(laughing)
Ain't never seen the trap.
But I had a cousin.
Didn't y'all have a falling out?
Uh-huh. I mean, if we did, it was
probably over somethin' stupid.
Yeah. (gasps) No, wait, y'all.
She left early to go
dance on tour with Ciara.
- That's right!
- Yes.
- We should go say "hi."
- Okay.
Y'all got that. I'mma go mingle.
- All right.
- All right.
Ahh!
(squealing)
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
(rapping) ♪ Trappin'
niggas is a habit ♪
- ♪ Leave 'em with
the baby ♪ - All right.
All: ♪ Tell his momma
she can have it ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah,
drop that baby off ♪
Both: ♪ Drop that baby off, drop
that baby off, drop that baby off ♪
- Drop it. Drop it. Drop it.
- Oh!
(cheering)
(laughing)
Oh my god!
(greeting each other)
- How the fuck you been?
- Still in the Bay.
- Okay.
- Still killin' it.
- Okay.
- Just did a video with Saweetie.
Molly: What?!
I love her. She be eatin' good.
Ain't shit changed, bitch?!
(laughing)
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
They thought you was dead, too?
Girl, no. I snuck in this place.
Y'all know me. I
ain't about to pay
for none of this shit.
- A motherfuckin' G.
- That's right.
(laughing)
Hold on, Kelli.
But do you still got it, though.
Do you still got it?
I think you mean, do I still...
- got it!
- (cheering)
(laughing)
I see you.
I love this bitch!
Yes!
I love her too,
but I can't kick.
I'mma go get in the drink line.
Okay. (laughs)
Molly: No one even
showed up because y'all said
it started at bedtime,
and then they got busted.
(laughing)
Yo, man, we got
clowned for that.
We should've left the
pajama parties to the Omegas.
Uh-uh. The Omega pajama parties
always smelt like ass.
Them dudes stunk.
It was like walking
dead into a bootyhole.
- Molly: Right?
- Ass-crack smellin'-ass niggas.
Strollin' all hard,
stankin'. They're like...
- Ahh!
- (laughing)
Ain't nobody want that.
(laughing)
Uh, well, this was fun.
Omari's divorced now.
Bye, guys.
What... What the fuck was that?
They've been plannin' to
leave us alone for a minute.
I guess they don't want
you to let me get away again.
I'm sorry. Let... let
you get away again?
- Mm-hm.
- What I remember is that
we were friends with
benefits, and I was the only one
- providing the benefits.
- Oh, c'mon.
I like to think I provided
some benefits, too.
You know what? You did.
Your twin mattress, and
dates in the dining hall.
(laughs) I was broke back then.
And there's a lot of stuff we
still don't know about each other.
Oh, really?
- Yeah.
- Like what?
I have a king mattress now.
(laughs)
- Guest 1: We'll miss you, Ron.
- Guest 2: They should name
a building after him.
He was fine.
Sorry you dead, white lady.
(somber music playing)
What the fuck?
"She had the best stanky leg."
And "always carried a purse."
Who would remember that and why?
This one goes
out to Kelli Prenny!
(cheering)
("Stanky Legg" by
GS Boyz playing)
Aw, shit. We stankin'?
Yup.
♪ ♪
♪ Do da stanky legg ♪
I'm so much more than this.
♪ Do da stanky legg
when I hit da dance floor ♪
Come on, untie your leg! Work!
Do the stanky leg.
♪ Do da stanky legg
when I hit da dance floor ♪
♪ ♪
College Issa: Issa?
Is that me?
Oh, shit. Throwback me?
I forgot how cute I
looked with twists.
No, but this new look
is workin' for us, too.
You like this?
Yo, we got our braces off?
Let me see them teeth.
- Ah!
- Let me see them teeth.
- Ah!
- Show me how you eat.
- Ah!
- (laughing)
Both: We stupid.
- Both: So, what are you...
- Oh...
Both: No, you go 'head.
(stammering)
So, what are you doing here?
No, uh, it's our
10-year reunion,
and Stanford asked
me to speak on a panel.
I knew we'd be a big deal.
Yes! Okay, so what else?
Did we meet T-Pain yet?
Nappy Boy, ooh-wee!
Them locks. Mm!
No, girl. But we still got time,
and he is still fine, okay?
Well, do we have any man?
Girl, it's complicated.
Oh, like the Facebook status?
Okay, well, I know you're
a big-time lawyer now.
Did you and Molly
start a firm together?
No, I never really
wanted to be a lawyer.
- You know this.
- I know this.
Well, as long as you and
Molly still gully, fa-shizzle.
Yeah, we're in a good place.
We're bein' good to each other.
Mmm.
No, I, I actually started, uh,
my own company.
I see you CEO!
Right?! It's called The BLOCC.
Black Life, Opportunity...
Com... fuck!
Maybe I should
write it on my hand.
- You'll get it.
- I'll get it.
Okay, well, lemme see
what them abs talkin' 'bout.
I see you, crop top.
- (bangs)
- Ooh, sorry.
What you think?
Aw, man. Where did I go wrong?
Shut up. Look at you.
Jamel's cheatin' on you.
- He is?
- (knocks at door)
Kelli: Issa, we goin'
to eat. You hungry?
Uh, yeah, I'll be
there in a minute.
- Aye.
- Hm?
Photos on a app.
Invent that shit.
Call it Issa-gram.
Okay. Yeah.
- (door shuts)
- What's a app?
♪ ♪
(applause)
Yeah, because being your
own boss can be draining.
Anytime I was feelin' down,
I would just remind
myself, ya know,
"Damn right I
like the life I live,
"'cause I went from negative...
- to positive."
- Audience: Positive.
- (laughing)
- (applause)
- This nigga gets it.
- Mm.
That is excellent. Uh, we have
a follow-up question
for Issa Dee:
What's the biggest
lesson you've learned
on your journey to
launch The BLO-CC?
(laughs) Uh, probably, that I
blew it with the logo.
'Cause it's not the
BLO-CC. It's The BLOCC.
(Issa laughs)
No, but I learned
to be authentic
in merging
your ideas with your passions.
I have so much pride in my city,
and that's what drives me.
(sings) ♪ To live
and die in L.A. ♪
♪ The place to be ♪
(microphone feedback)
(softly): Oh, y'all
ain't got love' for Pac?
- Let it be known then.
- (scattered applause)
- Woo!
- Yeah!
Tupac Shakur. Poet
Laureate of our hip-hop times.
Nadia, same question.
Okay. Well, first off,
what a beautiful
singing voice, Issa.
(softly): Thank you.
But I would probably say that
the biggest lesson
I've learned is
you have to believe
and invest in yourself,
because people
are investing in you
just as much as they're
investing in your company.
(applause)
That's good.
I mean, come on.
That was excellent.
That was excellent.
And for our final question:
uh, entrepreneurship can
be full of ups and downs.
At what point did you each
start to feel a sense of stability?
You know, when did you know
that you were on the right path?
Justin: Hm, I don't know, um,
I mean, probably when I got
my first round of funding, yeah.
Uh, for me,
it would definitely be when, um,
people started slidin' in my
DMs asking me for career advice.
You know, I remember when
I finally quit my tutoring job.
I've never felt that much joy.
(audience murmuring agreement)
Uh, the right path, um...
I don't know that
I'm on the right path.
To be honest, there's...
There's no way to be sure
you've made the right choice.
Maybe I'll wake
up tomorrow, and...
realize that I've
wasted all my time.
And that's time I can't...
really get back.
Moderator: Wow.
I'm glad I have a 9-to-5.
(laughing)
Well, look, this has
been so inspiring,
especially with everything
going on in the world right now.
Am I right? I am right.
Now let's open it
up to some Q&A.
- Yes, you.
- (friends cheering)
You did it!
Gimme your autograph.
- (laughing)
- There she is!
Hey, y'all. I'm
so glad I did that.
First panel of many.
You live and you learn.
And I am learning.
(laughs) And livin'.
Kelli: That's better
than my dead ass.
Speaking of, I'm gonna go
ahead and go to the band reunion.
They probably put
together a beautiful tribute.
- (laughing)
- You know, drums,
horns,
flutes,
oboes, coronets...
Are we gonna do
all the instruments?
Yes, bitch! Toot-toot.
(sighs) Well, me and Derek
will meet y'all after the AKA thing.
- Molly, you comin'?
- Um...
Yeah, I think I'm just
gonna keep it low-key.
Issa, you wanna just chill?
Can we chill with drinks?
Absolutely.
♪
(clanks)
You think they saw us?
If they did, I'm gonna
claim their class.
Black don't crack.
They don't know.
- (phone dings)
- Molly: Mm.
It's Omari. He been textin'.
Oh, he tryna reapply for
that fuck buddy scholarship?
Girl, I don't even know.
But he just got divorced.
What does he even want?
And why did he get divorced?
Did he fuck it up? Did she?
See? There I go. (chuckles)
Legit was not thinkin'
about him yesterday.
I'm supposed to be
focused on myself, and just...
worried about the present.
The present.
No time like the...
You know what?
What I need to do is
just stop overanalyzing.
Like always.
After everything with
Andrew, I've just been so...
in my head.
Wish I could've been
like you on that panel.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, you kept it real.
For better or for worse.
Yeah, I kept it
a little too real.
Nah, girl. It was inspiring.
I should've been takin' notes.
♪ ♪
Aw, the Marguerite.
Remember our
first trip off campus?
(chuckles) Yeah.
And them dumb-ass, stupid-ass,
white-ass parents
asked if we were athletes.
Then you cussed
them the fuck out.
Sure did.
That's when I knew.
I was like, "I wanna
be friends with this girl.
She cusses so eloquently."
Ha! Yeah, that was before
I learned to white-whisper.
(laughs)
All that confidence, boy.
Freshman year, we thought
we had it all figured out.
(chuckles) We thought.
I mean, even with this
panel today, I thought...
I thought it was gonna
make me feel like somebody.
Like I was somewhere.
But all it did was remind
me of where I'm not.
(scoffs)
Sittin' up there with
the Michelle of Water,
and the Barack of Coke.
Girl, you had a whole company.
Barely!
I'm still out here
plumbin' toilets.
I'm in my 30s,
startin' a new career,
still managin'
dusty-ass apartments
that somebody else owns.
Everything's out of my control.
Shit at home, in
my relationship,
even with Lyft.
I don't control where I go.
Bitch, no, I don't wanna take you
and your friends to Palm Springs.
It's Tuesday!
Have you had
somethin' to eat today?
No!
Mmm!
(mumbles) That is so good.
(mumbles) So good.
(sighs)
Tomorrow night, if
you're still in town.
Man, the world is so fucked.
Are we gon' be okay?
You talkin' 'bout the world,
or you talkin' 'bout us?
(sighs)
I don't know. I just...
I just want shit to be cool.
(phone buzzes)
(phone chimes)
(laughs)
I haven't been to
this place since...
I guess since
they kicked me out.
- (laughs)
- Fuck this dumb-ass,
dingy-ass, dusty-ass place.
- Yes, I wanna go.
- Ooh.
("I Luv Your Girl" by
The-Dream playing)
(singing along): ♪
Lil' mama stay fly ♪
♪ Wife beater with the denim ♪
♪ She keeps them heels on high ♪
♪ Man, look at shorty roll ♪
♪ Man, look at shorty go ♪
♪ I'm sorry I got it in
for your girl, girlfriend ♪
(laughing)
Oh, man. I'm so glad
we finally got together.
- Right?
- Oh, it's so good seein' everybody.
Must be nice.
You know the band
didn't do shit for me?
And then the trombonist
had the nerve to say
the only thing she
remembered about me
was I was allergic
to kale. (scoffs)
Bitch, I took every Mandarin
test for you for a year.
Remember that?!
But Kelli, you are
allergic to kale.
That's... we wrote a
whole song about this.
(singing): ♪ Aye, Kell-ay ♪
- Molly: Uh-huh.
- ♪ Don't eat Kale ♪
- Molly: Nah, nah.
- ♪ Aye, Kell-ay ♪
- C'mon.
- ♪ 'Bout ta swell ♪
- Bam!
- (laughing)
Y'all are missin' the point.
As always.
Is everything I
do a joke to y'all?
(music continues
playing on radio)
Ain't shit changed, bitch.
- Wow.
- Ah, say it!
Okay.
Oh, man.
Oh, y'all know Reggae Gold
be puttin' water in they liquor.
- They do.
- So why don't we pick up our own,
and sneak it in like we used to.
Say less.
Okay! (laughs)
Oh, cool. That's the
liquor store right there.
Molly: Oh, you be knowin'.
(Cheyenne laughing)
(all laughing)
- Issa: You're crazy!
- Cheyenne: Hell yeah!
I only stopped using
my fake ID last year.
Hey, what y'all
got in those bags?
- I'm sorry, what?
- (gun cocks)
Oh my god. A gun.
He has a gun, Issa.
- He has a gun.
- Oh my god. Oh my god. No!
No, no, no, no, no.
Please, please, no!
Shut up! Shut up!
Look, I'll take those bags.
And gimme that watch!
Okay, okay. You can
have whatever you want.
No, not the watch!
That's Cartier!
- Tick-tock, bitch! Let's go!
- Okay!
And give me your purse, too!
Cheyenne: Whatever
you wanna take from me.
You can just take it.
You can just take it.
Robber: I don't need
nothin' from you.
I need you to stop bein' so
- fuckin' loud!
- Okay.
- Oh my god!
- Shhh!
Shut the fuck up, Chey! Shit!
Both: Chey?!
Fuck!
- Man, come on, Brian.
- Brian: Look what you did!
Cheyenne: What are you doing?
Oh my god!
You always doin'
the fuckin' most.
Gah! Move! God damn.
Well, I'm sorry, y'all.
But, Molly,
come up off them shoes, please.
- Brian: Yep.
- What the fuck, Chey?
Are you really
robbin' us right now?
It ain't nothin' personal.
Everybody can get it.
(chuckles) Come on.
Okay, you know what?
You want the shoes?
- Mm-hmm.
- Have the shoes, Cheyenne. Take the damn shoes.
- (Cheyenne laughing)
- Okay.
Oh, no, no. You keep
them, Issa. Keep them.
Ha! But, hey!
Ain't shit changed!
Bitch! (laughing)
(Cheyenne laughing)
Woo! C'mon, c'mon,
c'mon. Let's go, let's go.
I forgot I hated her.
(tires screeching)
Kelli: All I know is when I die,
I'm comin' back to
haunt everybody.
What did I do?
Not enough.
Where's the liquor?
Kelli: Forget the liquor.
Where are your shoes?
Where's Cheyenne?
She robbed us.
- What?!
- You lyin'.
(laughing)
What the fuck?!
She really robbed...
Issa: That bitch set us up!
- (laughing) - Girl,
did you see your face?
Bitch, I saw yours, okay?
You looked like you
were about to cry!
I was scared as shit!
I thought I was about to die!
(snorts) Me, too!
But also like
slightly turned on,
because that robber was fine!
As fuck!
Your horny, lonely ass.
"Whatever you want!
I'll give it to
you. It's yours!"
I am what I am.
Why she didn't take
my shoes, though?
Oh, you know why.
(laughing)
You know why!
Molly: A friendship like this
doesn't come around often,
so it's important to
value it while it's here.
She always, always
put her friends first.
No matter how busy she was.
Issa: She made
me a better person.
Emotionally, spiritually,
financially.
She literally cut out coupons
for me for six months.
She was the true
definition of a friend.
And when she washed
away in that flood,
a piece of me
washed away with her.
I lost my soulmate that day.
Sorry, Derek. But
she was my ride or die.
I can't even imagine
my life without her,
but I know it won't be as full.
I ain't goin' nowhere,
girl. I'm right here.
- (Kelli sniffles) - We
love you, Kelli Prenny.
And you will always
live with us forever.
To Kelli!
All: To Kelli!
Uck, I love y'all. (laughs)
Y'all are doin' a lot.
Mm-hm.
Did Kelli immortalize
her love for you in nature?
Oh, so you found the tree?
Hell yeah, I found it.
That shit practically found me.
Tree was like, "Hello. Here
I am. Like I've always been."
Just presented itself.
Mm.
Girl, he didn't find it.
I caught him carving
our names in a new one.
But we gonna let
him have this because
he's been through a lot lately.
- Yeah. He has. Yeah.
- For sure.
- Oh, shit!
- Hey!
Hey, we missed y'all
at the party last night.
Oh.
Ah, that's a story.
Uh-huh. Omari
was looking for you.
- Oh, for real?
- Just passin' it on.
All right, y'all.
Waitress: Right here.
So, where was the tree?
Outside.
Like where... where outside?
In the dirt.
- Bye-bye.
- Love you!
At least you're alive.
(teens laughing)
Oh, shit. Sorry, ma'am.
Y'all okay.
Wait. We at ma'am status now?
Wow.
So...
Omari.
- Oh, you want my opinion?
- Yeah.
To be honest,
you were never trippin'
about Omari then.
And you shouldn't now.
He was on you.
And you just went with the flow,
'cause that's how you
were about everything.
That's what I loved about you.
Ya know, you just knew you
were gonna be great, and...
you weren't pressed.
Yeah, but that's when I thought
I had all the time in the world.
Well, what if we still do?
'Cause for me,
I don't wanna get
stuck worryin' about
what I'm not, or
where I'm not. I...
I just wanna move forward.
I wanna move forward, too.
♪ ♪
Hey, Kelli Clan.
I know it's been a
minute, but I'm back
with a question for y'all.
If you knew the end was coming,
how would you make
the most of your time left?
("Give a Little" by
Ego Ella May playing)
♪ Threw a lock of
my hair in the ocean ♪
♪ To give an offering ♪
What legacy would you
want to leave behind?
♪ Signed a deal I settled for ♪
♪ Insecure ♪
♪ Now I'm feelin' the sting ♪
Kelli: How would you
want to be remembered?
♪ Where we go, we don't know ♪
♪ Justtryna stay on our path ♪
Kelli: Is there anything
you would change?
These are the questions
we're getting into today
with me, your host,
Kelli Prenny,
on "Prenny's Preguntas."
Lawrence: Moon
looks crazy tonight.
Oh, yeah.
- So close.
- Mm-hm.
Hey, you wanna get
Thai from, um, Giti?
Or did they... did they close?
Everything's been so crazy.
I'm pretty sure they're
closed right now.
They still send
me texts, though.
- Must be automated.
- (laughs)
Should we?
Um...
Lawrence, I had a chance to...
To think, and, to, um...
Yeah.
Yeah, I, uh, I know.
("Fun" by Nnena playing)
♪ Was it just for fun ♪
♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm ♪
♪ Was it just for fun ♪
♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm ♪
♪ Was this just for fun ♪
♪ I need to know
'cause my time ♪
♪ Lost showed me, showed
me something more ♪
♪ What I bargained for ♪
♪ You took too much time ♪
♪ I made up my mind on my own ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Heavy on my mind ♪
♪ I need breaks sometimes ♪
♪ On my own, on my uh, uh, uh ♪
♪ It's like we
jumped in too fast ♪
♪ Too much fun might not last ♪
♪ I don't know
how it got to this ♪
♪ Supposed to be timeless shit ♪
♪ Buddy, you sold out ♪
♪ Karma's a bitch,
you know, mm-hmm ♪
♪ Gonna get yours ten-fold now ♪
♪ Bet my whole hand ♪
♪ You gonna get
what is just yours ♪
♪ Loved you at your worst ♪
♪ Can't make it work ♪
♪ But I need to know
'cause my time ♪
♪ Lost showed me ♪
♪ Showed me something more ♪
♪ What I bargained for ♪
♪ I don't mind ♪
♪ That your soul's shaky ♪
Mmm! (gasps) Wow.
My god!
What the fuck?
I didn't even see that comin'.
Kelli, you can't keep
doing that the whole trip.
I will drive us off a cliff.
It's my timeline, okay?
It's a Groundhog's Day
of fuckshit.
Oof, have you seen Molly's page?
Girl, she say she fine.
But then, bitch, why you postin'
all those selfies with just
the corner of
your face? (scoffs)
Lookin' like a Picasso.
It's been two months.
She's really goin' through it.
I do like her inspirational
quotes, though.
"Stars can't shine
without darkness."
- That's not not deep.
- Kelli: Right?
You know what, I get it
because when I broke
up with Qwantrell,
I posted so many thirst traps,
my DMs still ain't
recovered. (giggles)
They be filthy
as hell. (giggles)
You know you
could just delete 'em.
- I gotta respond.
- You definitely don't.
Then maybe I want
to respond. (chuckles)
You know what?
This weekend is
supposed to be for us.
So, let's not talk
about any mess.
Let's not talk
about Molly's mess,
let's not talk about
Issa's messy mess.
♪ I don't mind ♪
♪ That your soul's... ♪
Tiffany: I just want us
to have a good time.
♪ Shaky ♪
♪ Anywhere you wanna go ♪
♪ I'll follow ♪
♪ Anywhere you wanna go ♪
♪ I'll be there ♪
Ah! So sorry! Wrong car.
I'll go find my driver.
- Do you know him?
- Driver: Uh-uh.
Oh, y'all don't mingle
in the morning?
- Driver: No.
- Okay, bye.
Issa (shouts): Tamir?
Tamir?
No? Somebody lyin'.
("Still I Rise" by
Kamaiyah playing)
♪ I go cuckoo ♪
♪ Drippin' brazy, don't lie ♪
♪ In that new-new ♪
♪ Hustle one hundred
straight nights ♪
♪ To get a new coupe ♪
♪ Leave messages on Shay line ♪
♪ That's my boo-boo, mwah ♪
♪ I enjoy loyalty, uh ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm royalty, uh ♪
♪ Baby spoil me, uh ♪
♪ That mean more to me, uh ♪
♪ Trat me like I'm
special that's gon' gt you ♪
♪ Foreign keys ♪
♪ Diamonds on my neck ♪
♪ Prolly cost a quarter ki' ♪
♪ Don't make no sense-sense ♪
♪ How they glis'-glis' ♪
♪ I'm a big deal,
these bitches throwin' ♪
Booth Attendant: Uh, Carter?
And here you go.
Tiffany: That's me.
- Enjoy your weekend.
- Thank you.
Hey, look who it is!
It's people I see
all the time. (laughs)
Hey.
Issa: Good to see you.
- Hi, girl!
- Hey, girl.
- Hey!
- Hey.
Look at you,
fresh off the plane,
stuntin'!
(laughing)
And you're twinning.
Oh, yeah!
I usually sleep in this.
Oh, gah, I don't.
Ugh, I hated this nigga.
- Aww, I loved this nigga.
- I did.
No real feelin's
about this nigga.
Um, when y'all checked in,
did y'all get a name tag?
'Cause that smiley
bitch over there
sayin' I'm not registered,
and she had to make me one.
Well, I got one
because I am a panelist,
so... big things!
Y'all, not only did
they flew me out,
but they got me a handler, too.
This is super official.
Am I official enough?
Uh, yeah you are.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did someone say,
- "The BLOCC"?
- Ah! Me!
(laughing) What
does it stand for again?
Oh, just "Black Life.
Opportunities. And Cultural..."
Um. (laughs)
I had went back
and forth on the C's,
but I, uh, landed on, um...
Actually, I forget. Uh,
lemme just look it up.
Anticipation. I love it!
Connection!
Black Life, Opportunities,
Culture, and Connection.
We new, but we out here.
I'm gonna learn it.
Well, as a Black
that loves connection,
I feel covered.
Are y'all good?
- I stay good.
- Yeah.
- Tiffany: Shall we?
- Mm-hm.
- Yeah.
- Molly: Yeah, look at us.
Lookin' like a
diversity brochure.
(laughing)
Molly: It feels so
good to be back.
Ya know, Dr. Rhonda
says that this is
a really good opportunity
for me to disconnect,
and stay in the moment.
I don't know that I know
how to do that, but I'm gon' try.
I'm glad you're tryin', girl.
Oh, shit. Is that Jordanna?
Kelli: Did she have another kid?
Tiffany: She
brought all her kids.
- Should we have brought Simone?
- Think we did it right, babe.
This weekend is
for us, remember?
- (sighs)
- Derek: Oh,
- shit!
- Hold up.
Is that Kelli?
(Derek laughs)
What the fuck?
They killed me!
Oh, is that why they asked
me to say a few words?
"Kelli will always
be Kelli. Laughs."
Why'd they put
my laugh in there?
I mean, I did laugh,
but that's 'cause,
you do be you.
(all laughing)
I do.
Oh, shit.
Maybe it's a good time
to get up off the grid.
'Cause I do have
some other identities
I've been meaning to try out.
- What's the first one?
- French.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Kelli: (French
accent) Uh-huh-huh.
Is-is that... Is
that an identity,
or is that a language?
Kelli: Shut the fuck up!
("HOT PINK" by AG Club playing)
♪ Think we on the top now ♪
♪ Go and check your intel ♪
♪ Last year almost a disaster ♪
Hey!
Issa, we can all tell who
you can't remember
by the tone of your "Hey."
Is it that obvious?
- Hey.
- (high-pitched): Hey!
Real smooth, girl.
How are you? It's
so good to see you.
It's been so long, right?
Molly: Hey, when you
and Tiff had your issues,
how long did it take for
you guys to get back-back?
Oh, god. We were fake-back
before we were back-back.
I mean, child, the jokes I laughed
at that weren't even funny. Whew.
Tiff do be strugglin'
with them punchlines.
Just don't force it, you know?
It'll happen when it happens.
Just keep bein' there for her.
Like what does
she need right now?
What makes her scared?
What makes her hair grow?
Is she a night walker,
or is she a night talker?
Do she still got
both her big toes?
'Cause I ain't never seen 'em,
but I never look.
The point is...
just give it time.
Thanks. This was, um,
worse.
- Derek: Bye, Bebe.
- Okay, girl.
I will never forget Bebe
grindin' up on Derek
during Full Moon on the Quad.
Whispering Mystikal
lyrics in his ear.
That was before
we were official.
Nah, everyone knew since
day one y'all were a couple.
Everyone except
thirsty-ass Bebe, apparently.
(laughs) Whoever she is.
She was thirsty.
Parched.
Like a shriveled-up prune.
Ha, ha! Prune!
- (whispers): It's a lifelong journey, girl.
- Mm-hm.
C'mon, you never had to
worry about anyone else.
I mean, after our first date,
I carved our names
into a damn tree.
Um, what tree? No, you did not.
Wow, you don't remember.
(scoffs) I'mma find that tree.
It was a big ole tree, too.
Hey! Aw, fuck.
("Blow the Whistle"
by Too $hort playing)
♪ I go on and on ♪
♪ Can't understand
how I last so long ♪
♪ I must have super powers ♪
♪ Rap 225 thousand hours ♪
- ♪ What's my favorite
word? ♪ - ♪ Bitch ♪
♪ Why they gotta
say it like $hort? ♪
- ♪ Bitch ♪ - ♪ You know
they can't play on my court ♪
♪ Can't hang with the big dogs ♪
♪ Stay on the porch,
blow the whistle ♪
(playing melody on flute)
♪ Blow the whistle ♪
(playing melody on flute)
♪ Blow the whistle ♪
Wow. Okay, Stanford.
It's so much smaller.
Wait a minute.
Ain't that Cheyenne?
Get it! Ah. Ah.
Tiffany: It sure is.
Mmm, she was too crazy for me.
What was the name
of y'all little rap group?
- (gasps) Trap Habit!
- Trap Habit! Aye!
(laughing)
Ain't never seen the trap.
But I had a cousin.
Didn't y'all have a falling out?
Uh-huh. I mean, if we did, it was
probably over somethin' stupid.
Yeah. (gasps) No, wait, y'all.
She left early to go
dance on tour with Ciara.
- That's right!
- Yes.
- We should go say "hi."
- Okay.
Y'all got that. I'mma go mingle.
- All right.
- All right.
Ahh!
(squealing)
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
(rapping) ♪ Trappin'
niggas is a habit ♪
- ♪ Leave 'em with
the baby ♪ - All right.
All: ♪ Tell his momma
she can have it ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah,
drop that baby off ♪
Both: ♪ Drop that baby off, drop
that baby off, drop that baby off ♪
- Drop it. Drop it. Drop it.
- Oh!
(cheering)
(laughing)
Oh my god!
(greeting each other)
- How the fuck you been?
- Still in the Bay.
- Okay.
- Still killin' it.
- Okay.
- Just did a video with Saweetie.
Molly: What?!
I love her. She be eatin' good.
Ain't shit changed, bitch?!
(laughing)
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
They thought you was dead, too?
Girl, no. I snuck in this place.
Y'all know me. I
ain't about to pay
for none of this shit.
- A motherfuckin' G.
- That's right.
(laughing)
Hold on, Kelli.
But do you still got it, though.
Do you still got it?
I think you mean, do I still...
- got it!
- (cheering)
(laughing)
I see you.
I love this bitch!
Yes!
I love her too,
but I can't kick.
I'mma go get in the drink line.
Okay. (laughs)
Molly: No one even
showed up because y'all said
it started at bedtime,
and then they got busted.
(laughing)
Yo, man, we got
clowned for that.
We should've left the
pajama parties to the Omegas.
Uh-uh. The Omega pajama parties
always smelt like ass.
Them dudes stunk.
It was like walking
dead into a bootyhole.
- Molly: Right?
- Ass-crack smellin'-ass niggas.
Strollin' all hard,
stankin'. They're like...
- Ahh!
- (laughing)
Ain't nobody want that.
(laughing)
Uh, well, this was fun.
Omari's divorced now.
Bye, guys.
What... What the fuck was that?
They've been plannin' to
leave us alone for a minute.
I guess they don't want
you to let me get away again.
I'm sorry. Let... let
you get away again?
- Mm-hm.
- What I remember is that
we were friends with
benefits, and I was the only one
- providing the benefits.
- Oh, c'mon.
I like to think I provided
some benefits, too.
You know what? You did.
Your twin mattress, and
dates in the dining hall.
(laughs) I was broke back then.
And there's a lot of stuff we
still don't know about each other.
Oh, really?
- Yeah.
- Like what?
I have a king mattress now.
(laughs)
- Guest 1: We'll miss you, Ron.
- Guest 2: They should name
a building after him.
He was fine.
Sorry you dead, white lady.
(somber music playing)
What the fuck?
"She had the best stanky leg."
And "always carried a purse."
Who would remember that and why?
This one goes
out to Kelli Prenny!
(cheering)
("Stanky Legg" by
GS Boyz playing)
Aw, shit. We stankin'?
Yup.
♪ ♪
♪ Do da stanky legg ♪
I'm so much more than this.
♪ Do da stanky legg
when I hit da dance floor ♪
Come on, untie your leg! Work!
Do the stanky leg.
♪ Do da stanky legg
when I hit da dance floor ♪
♪ ♪
College Issa: Issa?
Is that me?
Oh, shit. Throwback me?
I forgot how cute I
looked with twists.
No, but this new look
is workin' for us, too.
You like this?
Yo, we got our braces off?
Let me see them teeth.
- Ah!
- Let me see them teeth.
- Ah!
- Show me how you eat.
- Ah!
- (laughing)
Both: We stupid.
- Both: So, what are you...
- Oh...
Both: No, you go 'head.
(stammering)
So, what are you doing here?
No, uh, it's our
10-year reunion,
and Stanford asked
me to speak on a panel.
I knew we'd be a big deal.
Yes! Okay, so what else?
Did we meet T-Pain yet?
Nappy Boy, ooh-wee!
Them locks. Mm!
No, girl. But we still got time,
and he is still fine, okay?
Well, do we have any man?
Girl, it's complicated.
Oh, like the Facebook status?
Okay, well, I know you're
a big-time lawyer now.
Did you and Molly
start a firm together?
No, I never really
wanted to be a lawyer.
- You know this.
- I know this.
Well, as long as you and
Molly still gully, fa-shizzle.
Yeah, we're in a good place.
We're bein' good to each other.
Mmm.
No, I, I actually started, uh,
my own company.
I see you CEO!
Right?! It's called The BLOCC.
Black Life, Opportunity...
Com... fuck!
Maybe I should
write it on my hand.
- You'll get it.
- I'll get it.
Okay, well, lemme see
what them abs talkin' 'bout.
I see you, crop top.
- (bangs)
- Ooh, sorry.
What you think?
Aw, man. Where did I go wrong?
Shut up. Look at you.
Jamel's cheatin' on you.
- He is?
- (knocks at door)
Kelli: Issa, we goin'
to eat. You hungry?
Uh, yeah, I'll be
there in a minute.
- Aye.
- Hm?
Photos on a app.
Invent that shit.
Call it Issa-gram.
Okay. Yeah.
- (door shuts)
- What's a app?
♪ ♪
(applause)
Yeah, because being your
own boss can be draining.
Anytime I was feelin' down,
I would just remind
myself, ya know,
"Damn right I
like the life I live,
"'cause I went from negative...
- to positive."
- Audience: Positive.
- (laughing)
- (applause)
- This nigga gets it.
- Mm.
That is excellent. Uh, we have
a follow-up question
for Issa Dee:
What's the biggest
lesson you've learned
on your journey to
launch The BLO-CC?
(laughs) Uh, probably, that I
blew it with the logo.
'Cause it's not the
BLO-CC. It's The BLOCC.
(Issa laughs)
No, but I learned
to be authentic
in merging
your ideas with your passions.
I have so much pride in my city,
and that's what drives me.
(sings) ♪ To live
and die in L.A. ♪
♪ The place to be ♪
(microphone feedback)
(softly): Oh, y'all
ain't got love' for Pac?
- Let it be known then.
- (scattered applause)
- Woo!
- Yeah!
Tupac Shakur. Poet
Laureate of our hip-hop times.
Nadia, same question.
Okay. Well, first off,
what a beautiful
singing voice, Issa.
(softly): Thank you.
But I would probably say that
the biggest lesson
I've learned is
you have to believe
and invest in yourself,
because people
are investing in you
just as much as they're
investing in your company.
(applause)
That's good.
I mean, come on.
That was excellent.
That was excellent.
And for our final question:
uh, entrepreneurship can
be full of ups and downs.
At what point did you each
start to feel a sense of stability?
You know, when did you know
that you were on the right path?
Justin: Hm, I don't know, um,
I mean, probably when I got
my first round of funding, yeah.
Uh, for me,
it would definitely be when, um,
people started slidin' in my
DMs asking me for career advice.
You know, I remember when
I finally quit my tutoring job.
I've never felt that much joy.
(audience murmuring agreement)
Uh, the right path, um...
I don't know that
I'm on the right path.
To be honest, there's...
There's no way to be sure
you've made the right choice.
Maybe I'll wake
up tomorrow, and...
realize that I've
wasted all my time.
And that's time I can't...
really get back.
Moderator: Wow.
I'm glad I have a 9-to-5.
(laughing)
Well, look, this has
been so inspiring,
especially with everything
going on in the world right now.
Am I right? I am right.
Now let's open it
up to some Q&A.
- Yes, you.
- (friends cheering)
You did it!
Gimme your autograph.
- (laughing)
- There she is!
Hey, y'all. I'm
so glad I did that.
First panel of many.
You live and you learn.
And I am learning.
(laughs) And livin'.
Kelli: That's better
than my dead ass.
Speaking of, I'm gonna go
ahead and go to the band reunion.
They probably put
together a beautiful tribute.
- (laughing)
- You know, drums,
horns,
flutes,
oboes, coronets...
Are we gonna do
all the instruments?
Yes, bitch! Toot-toot.
(sighs) Well, me and Derek
will meet y'all after the AKA thing.
- Molly, you comin'?
- Um...
Yeah, I think I'm just
gonna keep it low-key.
Issa, you wanna just chill?
Can we chill with drinks?
Absolutely.
♪
(clanks)
You think they saw us?
If they did, I'm gonna
claim their class.
Black don't crack.
They don't know.
- (phone dings)
- Molly: Mm.
It's Omari. He been textin'.
Oh, he tryna reapply for
that fuck buddy scholarship?
Girl, I don't even know.
But he just got divorced.
What does he even want?
And why did he get divorced?
Did he fuck it up? Did she?
See? There I go. (chuckles)
Legit was not thinkin'
about him yesterday.
I'm supposed to be
focused on myself, and just...
worried about the present.
The present.
No time like the...
You know what?
What I need to do is
just stop overanalyzing.
Like always.
After everything with
Andrew, I've just been so...
in my head.
Wish I could've been
like you on that panel.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, you kept it real.
For better or for worse.
Yeah, I kept it
a little too real.
Nah, girl. It was inspiring.
I should've been takin' notes.
♪ ♪
Aw, the Marguerite.
Remember our
first trip off campus?
(chuckles) Yeah.
And them dumb-ass, stupid-ass,
white-ass parents
asked if we were athletes.
Then you cussed
them the fuck out.
Sure did.
That's when I knew.
I was like, "I wanna
be friends with this girl.
She cusses so eloquently."
Ha! Yeah, that was before
I learned to white-whisper.
(laughs)
All that confidence, boy.
Freshman year, we thought
we had it all figured out.
(chuckles) We thought.
I mean, even with this
panel today, I thought...
I thought it was gonna
make me feel like somebody.
Like I was somewhere.
But all it did was remind
me of where I'm not.
(scoffs)
Sittin' up there with
the Michelle of Water,
and the Barack of Coke.
Girl, you had a whole company.
Barely!
I'm still out here
plumbin' toilets.
I'm in my 30s,
startin' a new career,
still managin'
dusty-ass apartments
that somebody else owns.
Everything's out of my control.
Shit at home, in
my relationship,
even with Lyft.
I don't control where I go.
Bitch, no, I don't wanna take you
and your friends to Palm Springs.
It's Tuesday!
Have you had
somethin' to eat today?
No!
Mmm!
(mumbles) That is so good.
(mumbles) So good.
(sighs)
Tomorrow night, if
you're still in town.
Man, the world is so fucked.
Are we gon' be okay?
You talkin' 'bout the world,
or you talkin' 'bout us?
(sighs)
I don't know. I just...
I just want shit to be cool.
(phone buzzes)
(phone chimes)
(laughs)
I haven't been to
this place since...
I guess since
they kicked me out.
- (laughs)
- Fuck this dumb-ass,
dingy-ass, dusty-ass place.
- Yes, I wanna go.
- Ooh.
("I Luv Your Girl" by
The-Dream playing)
(singing along): ♪
Lil' mama stay fly ♪
♪ Wife beater with the denim ♪
♪ She keeps them heels on high ♪
♪ Man, look at shorty roll ♪
♪ Man, look at shorty go ♪
♪ I'm sorry I got it in
for your girl, girlfriend ♪
(laughing)
Oh, man. I'm so glad
we finally got together.
- Right?
- Oh, it's so good seein' everybody.
Must be nice.
You know the band
didn't do shit for me?
And then the trombonist
had the nerve to say
the only thing she
remembered about me
was I was allergic
to kale. (scoffs)
Bitch, I took every Mandarin
test for you for a year.
Remember that?!
But Kelli, you are
allergic to kale.
That's... we wrote a
whole song about this.
(singing): ♪ Aye, Kell-ay ♪
- Molly: Uh-huh.
- ♪ Don't eat Kale ♪
- Molly: Nah, nah.
- ♪ Aye, Kell-ay ♪
- C'mon.
- ♪ 'Bout ta swell ♪
- Bam!
- (laughing)
Y'all are missin' the point.
As always.
Is everything I
do a joke to y'all?
(music continues
playing on radio)
Ain't shit changed, bitch.
- Wow.
- Ah, say it!
Okay.
Oh, man.
Oh, y'all know Reggae Gold
be puttin' water in they liquor.
- They do.
- So why don't we pick up our own,
and sneak it in like we used to.
Say less.
Okay! (laughs)
Oh, cool. That's the
liquor store right there.
Molly: Oh, you be knowin'.
(Cheyenne laughing)
(all laughing)
- Issa: You're crazy!
- Cheyenne: Hell yeah!
I only stopped using
my fake ID last year.
Hey, what y'all
got in those bags?
- I'm sorry, what?
- (gun cocks)
Oh my god. A gun.
He has a gun, Issa.
- He has a gun.
- Oh my god. Oh my god. No!
No, no, no, no, no.
Please, please, no!
Shut up! Shut up!
Look, I'll take those bags.
And gimme that watch!
Okay, okay. You can
have whatever you want.
No, not the watch!
That's Cartier!
- Tick-tock, bitch! Let's go!
- Okay!
And give me your purse, too!
Cheyenne: Whatever
you wanna take from me.
You can just take it.
You can just take it.
Robber: I don't need
nothin' from you.
I need you to stop bein' so
- fuckin' loud!
- Okay.
- Oh my god!
- Shhh!
Shut the fuck up, Chey! Shit!
Both: Chey?!
Fuck!
- Man, come on, Brian.
- Brian: Look what you did!
Cheyenne: What are you doing?
Oh my god!
You always doin'
the fuckin' most.
Gah! Move! God damn.
Well, I'm sorry, y'all.
But, Molly,
come up off them shoes, please.
- Brian: Yep.
- What the fuck, Chey?
Are you really
robbin' us right now?
It ain't nothin' personal.
Everybody can get it.
(chuckles) Come on.
Okay, you know what?
You want the shoes?
- Mm-hmm.
- Have the shoes, Cheyenne. Take the damn shoes.
- (Cheyenne laughing)
- Okay.
Oh, no, no. You keep
them, Issa. Keep them.
Ha! But, hey!
Ain't shit changed!
Bitch! (laughing)
(Cheyenne laughing)
Woo! C'mon, c'mon,
c'mon. Let's go, let's go.
I forgot I hated her.
(tires screeching)
Kelli: All I know is when I die,
I'm comin' back to
haunt everybody.
What did I do?
Not enough.
Where's the liquor?
Kelli: Forget the liquor.
Where are your shoes?
Where's Cheyenne?
She robbed us.
- What?!
- You lyin'.
(laughing)
What the fuck?!
She really robbed...
Issa: That bitch set us up!
- (laughing) - Girl,
did you see your face?
Bitch, I saw yours, okay?
You looked like you
were about to cry!
I was scared as shit!
I thought I was about to die!
(snorts) Me, too!
But also like
slightly turned on,
because that robber was fine!
As fuck!
Your horny, lonely ass.
"Whatever you want!
I'll give it to
you. It's yours!"
I am what I am.
Why she didn't take
my shoes, though?
Oh, you know why.
(laughing)
You know why!
Molly: A friendship like this
doesn't come around often,
so it's important to
value it while it's here.
She always, always
put her friends first.
No matter how busy she was.
Issa: She made
me a better person.
Emotionally, spiritually,
financially.
She literally cut out coupons
for me for six months.
She was the true
definition of a friend.
And when she washed
away in that flood,
a piece of me
washed away with her.
I lost my soulmate that day.
Sorry, Derek. But
she was my ride or die.
I can't even imagine
my life without her,
but I know it won't be as full.
I ain't goin' nowhere,
girl. I'm right here.
- (Kelli sniffles) - We
love you, Kelli Prenny.
And you will always
live with us forever.
To Kelli!
All: To Kelli!
Uck, I love y'all. (laughs)
Y'all are doin' a lot.
Mm-hm.
Did Kelli immortalize
her love for you in nature?
Oh, so you found the tree?
Hell yeah, I found it.
That shit practically found me.
Tree was like, "Hello. Here
I am. Like I've always been."
Just presented itself.
Mm.
Girl, he didn't find it.
I caught him carving
our names in a new one.
But we gonna let
him have this because
he's been through a lot lately.
- Yeah. He has. Yeah.
- For sure.
- Oh, shit!
- Hey!
Hey, we missed y'all
at the party last night.
Oh.
Ah, that's a story.
Uh-huh. Omari
was looking for you.
- Oh, for real?
- Just passin' it on.
All right, y'all.
Waitress: Right here.
So, where was the tree?
Outside.
Like where... where outside?
In the dirt.
- Bye-bye.
- Love you!
At least you're alive.
(teens laughing)
Oh, shit. Sorry, ma'am.
Y'all okay.
Wait. We at ma'am status now?
Wow.
So...
Omari.
- Oh, you want my opinion?
- Yeah.
To be honest,
you were never trippin'
about Omari then.
And you shouldn't now.
He was on you.
And you just went with the flow,
'cause that's how you
were about everything.
That's what I loved about you.
Ya know, you just knew you
were gonna be great, and...
you weren't pressed.
Yeah, but that's when I thought
I had all the time in the world.
Well, what if we still do?
'Cause for me,
I don't wanna get
stuck worryin' about
what I'm not, or
where I'm not. I...
I just wanna move forward.
I wanna move forward, too.
♪ ♪
Hey, Kelli Clan.
I know it's been a
minute, but I'm back
with a question for y'all.
If you knew the end was coming,
how would you make
the most of your time left?
("Give a Little" by
Ego Ella May playing)
♪ Threw a lock of
my hair in the ocean ♪
♪ To give an offering ♪
What legacy would you
want to leave behind?
♪ Signed a deal I settled for ♪
♪ Insecure ♪
♪ Now I'm feelin' the sting ♪
Kelli: How would you
want to be remembered?
♪ Where we go, we don't know ♪
♪ Justtryna stay on our path ♪
Kelli: Is there anything
you would change?
These are the questions
we're getting into today
with me, your host,
Kelli Prenny,
on "Prenny's Preguntas."
Lawrence: Moon
looks crazy tonight.
Oh, yeah.
- So close.
- Mm-hm.
Hey, you wanna get
Thai from, um, Giti?
Or did they... did they close?
Everything's been so crazy.
I'm pretty sure they're
closed right now.
They still send
me texts, though.
- Must be automated.
- (laughs)
Should we?
Um...
Lawrence, I had a chance to...
To think, and, to, um...
Yeah.
Yeah, I, uh, I know.
("Fun" by Nnena playing)
♪ Was it just for fun ♪
♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm ♪
♪ Was it just for fun ♪
♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm ♪
♪ Was this just for fun ♪
♪ I need to know
'cause my time ♪
♪ Lost showed me, showed
me something more ♪
♪ What I bargained for ♪
♪ You took too much time ♪
♪ I made up my mind on my own ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Heavy on my mind ♪
♪ I need breaks sometimes ♪
♪ On my own, on my uh, uh, uh ♪
♪ It's like we
jumped in too fast ♪
♪ Too much fun might not last ♪
♪ I don't know
how it got to this ♪
♪ Supposed to be timeless shit ♪
♪ Buddy, you sold out ♪
♪ Karma's a bitch,
you know, mm-hmm ♪
♪ Gonna get yours ten-fold now ♪
♪ Bet my whole hand ♪
♪ You gonna get
what is just yours ♪
♪ Loved you at your worst ♪
♪ Can't make it work ♪
♪ But I need to know
'cause my time ♪
♪ Lost showed me ♪
♪ Showed me something more ♪
♪ What I bargained for ♪