Insecure (2016–…): Season 2, Episode 4 - Hella LA - full transcript

Girl, I always wanted
to have a hoe phase.

- (GIGGLES)
- Sorry.

ISSA DEE: I'm just stuck in my own head.

- Can you teach me how to hoe?
- Bitch, that's rude.

And yes.

Green shirt, that's all you.

Girl, will you hurry your
slow walking ass up?

It's my sexy walk.

(SIGHS)

Oh, hey, Candace.

Coming up here next weekend, right,



for Kiss-n-Grind, you going?

Maybe. I'll ask Issa.

I gotta go do this work thing,

but I'll be right back.

My whole family was here
and you just ghosted.

Okay, Eddie, I see you.

- (GRUNTS)
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

I actually like the love rough.

See you around.

ISSA: Yeah, for sure.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Hey!

Kiss-n-Grind, Kiss-n-Grind.

(CHUCKLES) Okay, with your little booty.



I know, right? I was taking the stairs.

- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
- Oh, hey, boo.

You still not ready yet?

Girl, you know it's a process.

Well, can you hurry up?
'Cause Kiss-n-Grind starts at 3:00

and there's road closures for
some 24-hour bike ride thing.

Girl, I've been drinking
to pass the time.

(WHISPERS) And a lot of time has passed.

Well, it's a good thing I brought... ah!

Didn't I bring that to your party?

You really wanna claim this?

Costco is everything to me.

You will not shame me.

- (HUMS TUNE)
- Ooh, I like that!

- You gonna do it with the... ?
- Mm-hmm.

- And then... ?
- Duh!

- What about... ?
- You know I can't move in those.

- You right.
- Today is all about me

- and the dance floor.
- Hey!

I said me and the dance floor.

- Maybe about you getting ready.
- Uh-huh.

- Hey!
- You and getting ready.

KELLI: Hey! (CHUCKLES)

Be singing that all day.

Mm, so, tell me about this
guy you meeting up with.

Ooh, let me show you his fine ass.

Oh, he cute.

Mm-hmm, and he got a classy name, too.

- Felix.
- Like the cat?

- You trying to fuck a cat?
- Girl, I'm just trying to fuck.

- Okay, what about neighbor bae?
- Oh, I'm still keeping him around.

- That's why I didn't wanna meet Felix.
- Cat bae.

- Felix one-on-one tonight.
- (MEOWS)

I'm not trying to be stuck
with him if he's wack...

(SCOFFS) following me around all night.

- And there's gonna be niggas there...
- Mm-hmm.

... so I might just get a few more.

Oh, shit, this bitch building a roster.

Yep. Molly, like, for real?

Bitch, you're about 40% too pressed.

Calm the fuck down.

- Killing my vibe.
- You're killing my vibe.

- I'm trying to get down.
- All right, nerd.

"Oh, look at me, I'm trying
to get home before curfew."

(BOTH LAUGHING)

No, but, for real, we should go

'cause they will actually
give our table away.

- So, there's that.
- Kelli!

♪ I'm on my way ♪

♪ Five minutes, I'm on my way ♪

♪ Five minutes, I'm on my way ♪

♪ These bitches got some
issues I don't need... ♪

- Yo, I'm still at the house.
- Bro, you haven't left yet?

I got held up on the phone with Gerald.
He wanted to roll through.

No, no, he always starting fights.

I'm not trying to have
another Chipotle situation.

You ever have they tofu bowl?
Low-key, that shit's delicious.

- But, yeah, fuck Gerald.
- All right.

Yo, I'ma pick up some drinks on the way.

I heard this spot gets crazy.

- Tonight's gonna be lit.
- Oh, what, you trying to be out?

'Wrence trying to be in these streets?

Hell, yeah, nigga.

All right, bet. Yeah, good.

I'll see you when you get there.

Hey, I'ma hit up my weed man.

Yo, I blacked out the last
time you gave me those drops.

Get some.

All right, nigga, yeah.
Hey, what up, girl?

♪ This something for you boys
who don't understand us ♪

♪ There's only one West Side,
we about to call you blood ♪

♪ And when you hear power,
they don't never jam us... ♪

Yes, that's us. Thank you.

- Oh, I'm about to cash tonight!
- Yes!

- Ooh!
- Y'all ready to kiss and grind?

This is my motherfucking cheat day.

- (CHUCKLES)
- Y'all remember single Issa?

Oh, I remember. Single Issa
would've been in that pool.

Uh, yes, she would've,
and she might be tonight.

Give me a couple more drinks, bitch!

You better be ready to get
fucked up is what I'm saying.

- ISSA: Oh, I'm ready to get fucked.
- (ALL LAUGHING)

- ♪ I think she love me... ♪
- Okay!

- ♪ 'Cause I got the check on me... ♪
- Kiss-n-Grind.

♪ Wanna spend the day
and flex on me... ♪

I was right... There's hella niggas.

And the bouncer cute.

I might fuck a bouncer tonight.

Sorry, not sorry.

Our table's over there.

Damn, we might as well
be on the sidewalk.

Yo, why are we so far
from the dance floor?

Nah, it's ideal.
We gonna get our steps in

and then we gonna get our steps in.

(ISSA SNORTS) Okay,
it is never that serious.

I saw her coochie!

- Ladies!
- Aw, you got me Prosecco!

Don't drink it straight.
It's hella cheap.

Selfie! Uh-uh.

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

I'm fine as fuck.

So y'all over here in the cheap seats?

Wanted to be closer to the speakers?

- Shut the fuck up!
- I'm getting my steps.

Well, I'm glad y'all made it.
Looking like Destiny's Child.

- MOLLY: Oh, okay!
- Uh, who Michelle?

(WHISPERS) It's you.

You know what? Where's Candice?

Oh, she's in San Diego
at a meditation seminar.

Basically, she's paying
to nap with strangers,

but, you know, wifey into it.

(ALL CHUCKLING)

See, that's what I love about y'all.
Y'all can just do your own thing.

I gotta get back to my table

before my boys eat my
chicken fingers, so...

Wait, you got food? I'll holla!

- That's what's up.
- DRO: Okay. Look at you.

- Uh-uh! Get.
- Oh, no, no, no.

- Get!
- Your table sucks anyway.

At least we have one. Bye, bye, bye!

- ISSA: Fashion all nasty.
- KELLI: Mm!

You see cat bae?

Oh, not yet, but he better hurry up

'cause I see a lot of potentials.

I see you, nigga in the baseball cap.

You can hit.

You know what?
I'm gonna let them meet me.

- You know what I mean?
- I made that for me.

Mm, hey, how you doing?

You separated from the pack.

That means I'm gonna get you. (CHUCKLES)

♪ Oh, girl, you're running me dry ♪

♪ Cried my last teardrop ♪

♪ Saw bad when I told
her "Bring it here" ♪

♪ Drop down, pick it up, up, up ♪

♪ Swing it around, I'ma go, go, go ♪

♪ Drop that, down, I'ma pick it up... ♪

- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ At the moment, I'm doing me ♪

♪ But, but it could go
down if it's you and me ♪

♪ You can bring your girls,
we can do the threes... ♪

♪ Bad bitch, this is right
where you need to be ♪

♪ 'Cause at the moment, I'm livin' ♪

♪ I'm livin', I'm livin' ♪

♪ 'Cause at the moment, I'm livin' ♪

♪ I, I, I, I'm livin' ♪

- ♪ Look, they get everything... ♪
- Come on!

♪ A few shots, a few blunts,
and some "Max Payne" ♪

♪ They from the Valley,
so they skirred up in a Camry ♪

♪ Poppin' Xannies with no
panties in this damn thing ♪

♪ Damn shame, you will never
live this life, buddy ♪

♪ Damn lames, always
trying to fight, buddy ♪

♪ But I'm so chill, got your
girl rollin' flight, buddy... ♪

(SIREN CHIRPING)

- Fuck.
- Pull over.

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

- (STATIONS CHANGING)
- (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

- (CAR DOORS CLOSING)
- (SIGHS)

- (STATIC HISSES)
- OFFICER OVER RADIO: 10-21.

DISPATCH: Copy that.

- You in a rush?
- Uh, no, sir.

You must be, making the illegal U-turn.

Oh, I... I thought I could make a turn

when I saw the other cars do it.

Is this your car?

- Yeah.
- Where are you going?

The grocery store.

License and registration.

(GLOVE COMPARTMENT CLICKS)

Get my license.

Uh, here you go.

OFFICER: Keep your hands
where I can see 'em!

- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

I'm gonna let you off with
a warning today, hot rod.

Thank you, sir.

I should give you a ticket
just for being a Hoya.

A what?

Your license plate. It says Georgetown.

I'm a Villanova guy.

We beat the shit out
of you guys last year.

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

Yeah, you did.

You beat us.

Let's go.

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Dolla $ign, Dolla $ign,
Dolla $ign, Dolla $ign ♪

♪ Dolla $ign, Dolla $ign, whoo ♪

♪ I brought them bottles on bottles ♪

♪ I fuck with models on models ♪

♪ I'll take that molly with molly ♪

♪ I got the racks on racks... ♪

Guess who I just saw.

Is it the girl who plays Ninny?
'Cause I think she's here.

- Daniel.
- Where?!

- Don't look for him!
- Ow!

- Did he see you?
- I mean, maybe.

Depends on how good that
nigga's peripheral vision is.

I bet it's good, though,
because he got Lasik a year ago, so...

So, do you wanna leave?

No, I'm just annoyed that I
gotta deal with this shit.

See, that's why we gotta get out of LA.

Ooh, what about Morocco?

Okay, sure, let's go to Morocco.

But right now, we're right fucking
here and this is happening.

All right, so are you trying to talk to
Daniel or are you trying to avoid him?

'Cause I just wanna know
how sober I need to be.

Tsk, nah, girl, he ain't
gonna turn down my turn up.

Let me be the fucking
adult in this situation

and go deal with this drama.

You got this.

Here I go.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Unh... ♪

(CHATTER)

♪ Oh, yeah, mmm, I know a thing, go ♪

♪ Shea Butter Twitter be
callin' shawty a queen, go ♪

♪ Head game silly,
might give her the Don C, go ♪

♪ Hair game killin',
I get her a new McQueen... ♪

Daniel, hey.

Hey.

Hi. Uh, can we... ?

Yeah.

- What's up?
- Oh, you know, just chillin'.

♪ Heard about me,
what they say about you? ♪

Do you usually come to these parties?

Nah, I came to see the DJ.

Oh, yeah, he's good.

It's a girl.

Right, right, right.
I think I marched with her.

♪ Walk by, on fire, baby,
can't douse it... ♪

You know, the last time I saw you...

- You ain't gotta get into it.
- No, I know.

But I just feel like

I shouldn't have said what I said or...

did what I did... We did... and...

You know, I should've just handled
the whole situation better, and...

It was months ago, you know?
It... it happened.

I'm good.

- You good?
- I'm very good.

You know, I'm here with my girls.

Out here doing my thing, just...

♪ Living single. ♪

- Cool, that's what's up.
- No, that is what's up.

All right, then, um, have fun.

You, too.

Good seeing y'all again.

♪ On fire, baby, can't douse it ♪

♪ That body bangin', what set that? ♪

♪ You should model, girl,
who do your booking? ♪

Okay, what about dude right there?

Uh, maybe. You know, he's not that...

Oh, never mind. Kelli got him.

Mmm, mmm. Which Running Man is that?

- I don't know.
- My goodness.

Oh, what about my man over here

- with the Usher fade?
- (MOLLY SCOFFS)

You mean the one with the elbow
patches and the pigeon toe?

Buttoned up and bougie.
That's your type.

(SCOFFS) He looks like
a strip mall dentist.

Damn, I gotta warn my niggas
out here... you ice cold.

Shut up. Every dude I mess
with ends up the same way,

so I'm just trying not to
be pressed these days,

taking things as they come.

Yeah, like how you came over here
and took my chicken fingers?

- Basically.
- Ah.

- Got something in my teeth?
- Nah, get that shit out of here.

Have the dentist come over
here and check that mess out.

(SCANNER BEEPING)

Uh, just looking for my card. Sorry.

Uh, oh, they have these at my doctor.

It's a Dum Dum, like me today.

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

Oh, we could...

We could just, like, cover it for you.

No. No, you don't have to do that.

I just, uh... sorry just...
You know what?

Can you just hold this for
me and I'll run home...

It's okay, he can put his on ours.

What is it, like, $15 or something?

- $46.92.
- No, I can't.

No worries. We've got it.

WOMAN: Hey, Dum Dum!

Where you going with all that drank?

Uh, I'm just going to
my boy's to pre-game.

Does he look like Craig to you?

Oh, my God! He does.

- I know, right?
- (CHUCKLES)

So, what are y'all getting into?

We're probably just gonna
be chilling at the house,

drinking some wine,

trying to stay out of trouble.

So, y'all are trouble.

Depends.

Man, it sucks

that you're gonna be hanging
out with your boy tonight.

What? Uh, no, I don't have to.

I don't have to see him.

You know, we play in a
rec league together.

We're not even really
that close, you know.

And, technically,
you guys bought the alcohol, so.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Hey, hey, I just want a bad
bitch to make me feel good ♪

♪ Make me feel good,
make me feel great ♪

♪ Girl, motherfuck your boyfriend ♪

♪ Oh, he do not matter at this moment ♪

♪ She gonna ride that
thing like she stole it ♪

♪ Working like a Mexi,
baby, call me sexy ♪

♪ Yo, freaky little thing,
throw in my direction ♪

♪ Yeah, make this shit
feel like a vacay... ♪

- Issa?
- Hey!

- Oh.
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)

- How you doing, Folix?
- Huh?

No, 'cause you... you had
that typo in your profile.

Oh, yeah.

You okay?

Yeah, I... I just didn't
recognize you at first.

Really?

Yeah, your hair is different
than your picture.

Oh, um, I like to switch it up.

You ever switch it back?

Sometimes. Yeah, I guess.

Have you heard the DJ, though?
She is so dope.

Does your voice always sound like this?

I just thought your voice
would sound different.

Oh, ahem, you know what?

I had a cold a few months ago,

so it's probably still
in there somewhere.

I might try and make it high.

(SUCKS TEETH)

Are you looking for your friends?

Yeah, actually, I think I'm
gonna go catch up with them.

- Uh, but I'll find you.
- Okay, yeah, mm-hmm.

♪ Been a fiend, her and I, king and
queen, how she got in them jeans? ♪

♪ I'm tryin' to get in
between... ♪ - (CHUCKLES)

♪ And when we pull up to the crib ♪

- ♪ Oh, then it's going down... ♪
- Y'all going this way?

♪ Popping dog niggas, they be
lyin' on their brother dick ♪

♪ Everybody scared of "Lil'
Linky," man, it's evident ♪

- ♪ Feeling like 50 way back in '03... ♪
- (BOTH LAUGHING)

But look, look, no matter what I did,

my waves wouldn't dip back then.

No, and you always used to have

this, like, deep wave cap crease
right there on your forehead.

- Oh, word. That's how we doing?
- That's what we doing, yep.

Oh, shit! Oh, this was your song.

What you mean "was"?

- Yeah!
- Oh, there it is. Okay.

♪ Put a hump in your back
and shake your rump... ♪

♪ Let's go, bounce that ass
up and down to the floor ♪

♪ Shake that shit till
you can't no more ♪

♪ Twerk that monkey,
let me see you get low... ♪

Yo, remember when we used
to battle back in the day?

Back when every song
had dance instructions?

Yeah, like, "Drop it low, bitch!
Shake it fast, trick!"

And you'd dance so hard,
and I'd always beat you anyway.

- Youse a motherfucking liar.
- Hey, cuidado, niña.

My moves been fine ever since
Lucas sold mangoes, my nig.

Wow, so you're gonna just
rewrite history on me?

You're gonna act like I didn't
teach you the Pony and the Train?

- Here we go, here we go.
- What? Ooh-ooh. We can settle this.

- Battle right now.
- What?

Let me introduce you to tie-dye,
nig, 'cause I get down out here.

- Mega-Mega Man. What? Nigga, what?
- Wow! Okay.

I got something for you.
(IMITATES AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE)

- Oh, sh... okay. Look at you.
- You don't know.

Then don't let this go
all the way through...

- Let it go.
- ... 'cause you in trouble

- when I do that shit, girl.
- What you know about this?

You ain't... oh.

You gonna... You just gonna... ?

Okay, look at you out here.

- You still got it.
- I... oh, I never lost it!

- (CHUCKLES)
- Shh! Out here losing.

- Okay.
- ♪ Slow motion for me... ♪

- Oh-ho!
- They done fucked up now.

- DJ, what are you doing?
- Blessing us, that's what.

♪ Slow motion for me,
slow motion for me ♪

- ♪ Move in slow motion for me... ♪
- Come on.

♪ Unh, I like it like that ♪

- ♪ She working that back... ♪
- Oh!

♪ I don't know how to act ♪

♪ Slow motion for me,
slow motion for me ♪

♪ Slow motion for me,
move in slow motion for me ♪

♪ Unh, I like it like that ♪

- ♪ She working that back... ♪
- (MOLLY CHUCKLES)

♪ I don't know how to act ♪

♪ Slow motion for me,
slow motion for me ♪

♪ Slow motion for me,
move in slow motion for me ♪

♪ I'm a dick thrower,
her neck and her back hurting... ♪

Okay. (GROANS)

We should probably stop

'cause I'm sure Candice
would not be too thrilled

with all this high school grinding.

Plus, she got them mollywhoppin' arms

and I can't fight like I used to, so.

Nah, she'd be fine with it.

(SNORTS) No, she would not.

Molly, it's... It's cool.

Candice and I, we're...

we're open.

- Open?
- Mm-hmm.

Open how?

Like we're in an open marriage.

We're allowed to be with other people.

What? Since when?

A year ago.

I'm serious, I'm serious.

Traditional marriage,
that shit just didn't work for us.

You got married in a church.

I didn't expect things
to go this way either.

(SCOFFS)

Look, look, it's a lot of pressure.

To be all things to one person?

- Come on.
- Well, then make friends!

You just can't be out here cheating...

But it isn't cheating.
We're very honest with each other.

Isn't that how relationships work?

- I mean, I guess.
- Yeah.

It's not like we out in
these streets, hoing around.

But if something happens,
yo, it happens.

(SIGHS) I don't know.

Look, people just need to
figure out what works for them.

And this works for us.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(LIQUID POURING)

(SNIFFS)

Why are you on the phone?

Who are you texting?

Uh, it's just my boy that I
was supposed to meet up with.

Oh, really?

- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
- (WOMAN CHUCKLES)

(WOMAN CHUCKLES)

♪ Let me tell the truth ♪

♪ Baby, let me tell the truth... ♪

(CHUCKLES)

This nigga stupid.

♪ Hate it when you cry ♪

♪ You're scared to be lonely... ♪

Do you like The Weeknd?

♪ I'm scared that I'll miss you... ♪

Yeah, he's cool.

(CHUCKLES) I love The Weeknd.

He's so... mm.

♪ It ain't workin'
'cause you're perfect ♪

♪ And I know that you're worth it ♪

♪ I can't walk away, oh ♪

♪ Even though we're going through it ♪

♪ And it makes you feel alone ♪

♪ Just know that I would die for you ♪

♪ Baby, I would die for you, yeah ♪

♪ The distance and the
time between us... ♪

I like you.

Yeah, me, too.

♪ I would die for you... ♪

- (MOANS)
- ♪ Baby, I would die... ♪

SIRI: I'm not sure what you said there.

Sorry. Siri.

- Sorry.
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)

♪ Even though we're going through it ♪

♪ And it makes you feel alone ♪

♪ Just know that I would die for you ♪

♪ Baby, I would die for you, yeah ♪

♪ The distance and the time between us ♪

♪ It'll never change my mind ♪

♪ 'Cause, baby, I would die for you ♪

♪ Yeah, babe ♪

(ECHOES) ♪ Die for you. ♪

- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (PEOPLE CHATTERING)

- Mm-mm, not your table.
- You didn't pay for this. Get up.

Y'all, my motherfucking life.

Dro hit on me, hard.

- Like he's trying to fuck.
- What?!

What the fuck? Why would he do that?

He said he and Candice
are in an open marriage.

Dro? Like, Dro, Dro? Dro who we know?

Shit, I didn't even know,
and I do their taxes.

- So, they both step out?
- Damn, that's progressive as fuck.

Or is it messy as fuck?

I thought that was some
white people shit.

I know!

- Mm.
- (ISSA EXHALES)

Well, as long as they're
both being honest.

He said they are.

I mean, I guess it's better than doing
shit behind your person's back...

Lying, cheating, moving out.

You talking about you.

I'm not talking about
anybody specifically.

You talking about you specifically.

Damn, is anyone married
like my parents anymore?

- Derek and Tiffany are.
- Mmm.

Maybe, but how do we know what
happens in their marriage?

Tiffany said that Derek
lived in a hotel last year.

Could I fuck Derek? Would I fuck Derek?

Should I fuck Derek?

So, are you considering this?

No! Girl, it's Dro.

Like, we grew up together

and, yes, we kissed in middle
school, but, like, that's it.

And if it was ever gonna happen,
it would not be like this.

Yeah, but if he were some
guy on the street...

Like Derek.

- ... would you consider it then?
- But he's not just a guy.

He's married, so that's
not even on the table.

Well, now he wants to
fuck you on this table.

(SANDRA MOANS)

(MOANS)

- Oh, yeah.
- (MUFFLED) Yeah?

Your black cock feels so
good in my white pussy.

- (MOANING)
- You like that?

Oh, fuck, yes. It's so fucking huge.

Oh, I'm so wet. Make me squirt.

(SCREAMING)

Oh! I'm coming!

Yes, yes!

Oh, fuck me good!

Fuck me long! Fuck me numb!

- Ah, right there, right there.
- Yeah!

- Right there, right there.
- (MOANING)

LAWRENCE: Oh, yeah. (GRUNTS)

- (MOANS)
- (GRUNTS)

Oh, shit. (CHUCKLES)

Oh, fuck, yeah.

- Oh, fuck, that was good.
- (MOANS)

(SIGHS)

My turn. I want some, too.

Yeah, okay.

- (SIGHS)
- (MOANS)

Ugh, he's soft.

Wait, I can't just go right again.

Well, then why'd you come?

Because we were fucking?

(SCOFFS) This is bullshit.

Wait, no, no, no, no!
Look, look, look, look.

I just need a breath, you know, just
a minute, and I can get him back up.

Just give me a second.

(PANTING)

You... you're just gonna
stare at me like that?

What's the problem? We've been
with a bunch of other black guys

who can come and keep going.

A bunch?

You know who could fuck?

LaMarcus.

Oh, my gosh.

That night was fucking crazy.

Remember that pad thai place
that we went to after?

Oh, my God, yeah. Let's Postmates it.

- (SNORTS)
- Shit, today's Saturday.

They'll probably have a surge charge.

Well, let's just go to
the place on the corner.

- It'll be faster.
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, we could still
make Michelle's party.

If Debbie is there,
I'm not speaking to her.

- MIKO: Ugh, she's such a bitch.
- SANDRA: She's so fat.

(MIKO WHISPERS) Oh, I know.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

This looks like me, right?

MOLLY: I mean, your face is your face,

but you have the hair of another person.

Best night of my damn life!

Mine was the exact opposite.

Oh, so my guy, John?

James... you know what?
Let's just call him Sweetie.

Sweetie and his friends are going
to Swingers, and so are we.

Great, 'cause I'm starving.

Molly, can you put this on my tab?

- Yeah, no, I got it.
- Yes!

- Hey, I'll catch up with you guys.
- All right, hurry up.

- Hey.
- Uh, we're about to head out.

Yeah, yeah, me, too.

So, what's next?

Um, I'm about to go grab some
food with Issa and Kelli.

Okay.

Then what?

I guess home.

Maybe I'll text you later.

Okay.

- (CHATTER, LAUGHTER)
- (GRILL SIZZLING)

Uh-uh.

Kelli, does your boy
already have a table?

'Cause this right here, I can't.

Bitch, we just got here.
Don't fuck this up for me.

- Ooh, he's in the back.
- Thank God. My feet hurt.

These goddamn wedges.
I hate these shoes.

There they go.

- Hey, Sweetie!
- Girl, I gotta go to the bathroom.

KELLI: Thanks for saving us seats.

Absolutely. No worries.

You're very welcome. And here is a menu.

You know what? I don't need that.
I know what I want.

It's my cheat day.
I want a root beer float.

- Mm-hmm.
- Nothing but float!

SWEETIE: So, do you clap
after all your sentences?

You know what? I do what I want.

- (KELLI GIGGLES)
- SWEETIE: Girl, I like it.

- KELLI: Wait, let's get a selfie.
- Let's do it.

KELLI: I gotta send it
to my mom. She's scared.

(SNORTS) But, like,
what food are you gonna order?

- Like... Yeah!
- SWEETIE: Oh, food!

Can't go wrong with your first choice.

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

(PHONE BUZZING)

Yo, is it still going down?

(SCOFFS)

If it were, would I have
answered the phone?

Nigga! I can't believe you just met
two bitches at the grocery store.

Did y'all fuck with any of the food?

I told you you was gonna be the man,
smashing random bitches and shit.

Was it great? It was great, right?

Yeah, it was...

Yeah, it was great.

Shit, nigga, I knew it, I knew it!

Yeah, yo, we were
kicking it and drinking.

Then I started making
out with one of 'em,

then we were all fucking.

Then they started doing coke,

and then, you know,
they were hella hungry.

Oh, nigga, you wore 'em out!

My man, 'Wrence!

'Wrence wearing that ass out!

- Yeah.
- Yeah, man.

- I am pretty worn out.
- All right, for sure.

You know we got that rec
basketball game tomorrow,

so better stretch tonight, nigga.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(ENGINE STARTS)

Did you get any other girls'
number at Kiss-n-Grind?

No! Once I saw you,
baby, it was a fajita.

- That's a wrap!
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)

SWEETIE: You make that
look so delicious.

- It's so good.
- SWEETIE: I really want some.

No, it's my cheat day.
You touch my food, it's over.

♪ Sometimes I feel like flying away ♪

♪ When I feel like my
love didn't change ♪

♪ There's a void that
faces galaxy spaces ♪

♪ Time couldn't measure ♪

♪ You broke my love... ♪

MAN: This gonna sound crazy, right?

What I wanna talk to you
about is the seriousness

of "Lion King" in this day and age.

So, if you were gonna make me
dinner, what would you... ?

(CHATTER)

Mm.

(EXHALES)

(KELLI CLEARS THROAT)

(WHISPERS) Girl.

(CLEARING THROAT)

(WOMAN LAUGHING)

(PHONE BUZZES)

It's my cheat... It's cheat day.

- It's cheat day.
- Cheat day, yeah.

- KELLI: Thank you.
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ It's a long, long ♪

♪ Long, long ♪

♪ Journey to the middle ♪

♪ Welcome to the middle ♪

♪ Yeah, my soul bleeds over
the keys of this piano ♪

♪ I'm in trouble, need more treble ♪

♪ My brother ran base,
I rock like heavy metal, yeah ♪

♪ We ain't talk much since '99 ♪

♪ We have problems, like, 99 ♪

♪ "I'm comin' home", I know he lyin' ♪

♪ But that's my brother,
so that was fine ♪

♪ He in the pen, I'm independent ♪

♪ I used to pen shit,
but never send it ♪

♪ He was like my pen pal,
I pawned his pendant ♪

♪ Then cop a pistol, no cop protection ♪

♪ He had potential,
the times was tense ♪

♪ In those tense times,
crime pays quicker ♪

♪ The grind takes time,
so no Tim Tebow ♪

♪ He in the field, no God ♪

♪ Dope boy lifestyle, a car, no job ♪

♪ He had a chain, now he chained ♪

♪ Calling collect with some change ♪

♪ My mother cryin', I hate it ♪

♪ I know she snitched on my brother ♪

♪ So that's a family divided ♪

♪ Another Christmas, no brother ♪

♪ I jail visit my brother ♪

♪ I'm tired of missin'
my brother, yeah ♪

♪ I hope you listenin', brother, yeah. ♪