Infinity Train (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - The Black Market Car - full transcript
Mirror Tulip tries to create a new life for herself outside the Mirror World.
Aah! Ooh!
Hm.
*INFINITY TRAIN*
Season 02 Episode 01
*INFINITY TRAIN*
Episode Title: "The Black Market Car"
Sync corrections by srjanapala
Aah!
Ha-ha!
Aah!
Huh?
Welcome aboard,
new passenger!
- I'm your conductor, One...
- One.
Once you wipe those
groggy little peepers,
you'll probably have
a lot of questions, like...
- Where am I? Why am I here?
- Where am I? Why am I here?
Are snacks provided?
I didn't ask that.
For those of you talking to me
like I'm there in real life,
I'm not!
I'm a cold, steely,
pre-recorded video.
And this is a train
where you sort out
your problems.
How about that number
on your hand, huh?
Pretty cool and green.
Every passenger has one.
The numbers are made
by the train based on your life
in order to help you have
the most personalized
experience we can offer.
If you want to go home,
get your number down to zero,
and poof, away you go.
I'm a zero.
But always remember
there are lots of denizens
along the way
to help you on your journey.
Don't be afraid to reach out.
Unless the denizen
is one of those monsters
with more teeth than body.
Remember,
you can't spell "escape"
without "companionship."
Uh, companion-shape?
Companion-scape.
By watching this recording,
you've agreed to release
the train of any liabilities...
Hey, shiny girl.
Don't be stuck up.
Fresh batch
of passenger memory tapes,
two for one,
today only, real sad.
Hey, sweetie,
you're shiny.
Let me take
a closer look.
- No!
- Aah!
Hello, sliver.
Ah!
Criminal, halt!
Gotcha.
Ah!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? What?
Right there.
Dead end, sliver.
Huh?
Maneuver 406.
Got it, buddy.
Ha!
Leave me alone.
Not until you're ground
into dust.
Hey, watch it!
Oop. Sorry.
Aah!
We can't lose her,
not again.
Ah!
Hm?
Huh?
Why did I hide
behind the deer?
Huh?
There's no escape,
sliver.
We've got you cornered,
and I just love cutting corners.
Mm.
Humiliating.
She's gone again.
Don't worry, Mace.
We'll get her.
I know that.
Slivers are weak,
think they're above the law.
She made her choice,
but they all get tired,
and they let their guard down,
think they're safe.
They're never safe.
Well, I guess we should get on
through this car and...
No, your suit
is compromised.
Whoops, oh, yeah.
Thanks, buddy.
If this tear gets too big,
I'm a goner.
I'm fully aware.
We'll do one more sweep,
then head back to the station.
Well, on the upside, the last
couple of months tracking her
have been a great,
truly great bonding experience.
Enough.
Yeah, I should shut up.
You got it, buddy.
Whew.
Whoa!
Uh, thanks
for the save.
Well, bye.
Hmm.
Uh, sorry.
I gotta do this alone.
Hey, come on.
I'm walking!
You go do your thing,
and I'll do mine.
Why are you still here?
You like this stuff, huh?
So what's your deal?
I hear that.
You from around here?
Huh, glad you asked.
Nope, I'm not.
I'm from a place called
The Chrome Car.
Well, that's what Tulip,
my prime, called it.
It's actually called
The Mirror World.
Yeah, don't go there.
It sucks.
That's where those Flecs
are from.
I hate those guys.
They've been chasing me
just 'cause I don't wanna
live the rest of my life
as somebody's ref...
Okay, this one
or this one?
You don't care, do you?
Okay.
Let's not do that.
Nice.
What other colors can you...
Huh, okay, brown again.
You've got a nice home.
Aww!
Whuzuh?
Deer?
Hey, come on.
Where'd you go?
Deer?
Deer?
Deer?!
Aw, yeah, looking good.
Okay.
Now just don't move.
Hey, leave him alone.
Whoa.
Hi. I'm Jesse.
What's your name?
I don't care who you are.
Why are you putting sunglasses
on a deer?
Because it's funny.
Look at him.
Look at you.
Aw, come
on, those are mine.
Some of the cars here
are really bright.
He didn't ask
for glasses.
He's just living
his life.
But he's my deer.
We've been hanging out
for a whole hour,
maybe even a little more.
He's free.
He's his own deer.
But if he was anyone's deer,
he'd be my deer
because I hung out with him
longer, like two days.
Are you sure?
I got all these pics
with him.
Pff!
That could be any deer.
This deer
can change color.
Oh, well, this guy
doesn't change colors.
He's got laser eyes.
Bzzt! Bzzt!
Seriously,
laser eyes?
Yeah.
Well, laser vision.
Heat vision.
What do... What do you call it?
What kind of idiot
do you think I am?
This deer doesn't have...
Does your deer
do that?
No.
I think we've been hanging out
with the same deer.
Have you been getting
two dinners?
Oh, he's friends
with both of us.
Now we're friends, too,
by association.
We're travel friends.
What? No.
♪ Travel friends brought
together by the sheer majesty ♪
♪ Of an incredible,
superpowered deer and... ♪
No, this deer and I
are leaving.
Goodbye, and enjoy putting
sunglasses on random animals.
Dracula's not random.
He's my friend.
Dracula?
You cannot
name a deer Dracula.
Let's ask the deer.
Hey, deer, what do you
want to be called?
Dracula.
See? Dracula.
No.
Hmm, yeah.
I guess you're right.
Maybe we should
go with something
everyone would be into.
What's everyone's
favorite name?
Oh, Alan!
It's Alan.
Wait.
That's it.
Alan Dracula.
Let's try it out.
Hello.
Have you met my deer,
Alan Dracula?
Oh, yeah, sounds like something
I'd say.
Good idea, chrome girl.
No! That's not his name,
and that's not my name!
You can't go around deciding
names for people without asking.
It's their choice to...
Alan Dracula!
No!
Sync corrections by srjanapala
Hm.
*INFINITY TRAIN*
Season 02 Episode 01
*INFINITY TRAIN*
Episode Title: "The Black Market Car"
Sync corrections by srjanapala
Aah!
Ha-ha!
Aah!
Huh?
Welcome aboard,
new passenger!
- I'm your conductor, One...
- One.
Once you wipe those
groggy little peepers,
you'll probably have
a lot of questions, like...
- Where am I? Why am I here?
- Where am I? Why am I here?
Are snacks provided?
I didn't ask that.
For those of you talking to me
like I'm there in real life,
I'm not!
I'm a cold, steely,
pre-recorded video.
And this is a train
where you sort out
your problems.
How about that number
on your hand, huh?
Pretty cool and green.
Every passenger has one.
The numbers are made
by the train based on your life
in order to help you have
the most personalized
experience we can offer.
If you want to go home,
get your number down to zero,
and poof, away you go.
I'm a zero.
But always remember
there are lots of denizens
along the way
to help you on your journey.
Don't be afraid to reach out.
Unless the denizen
is one of those monsters
with more teeth than body.
Remember,
you can't spell "escape"
without "companionship."
Uh, companion-shape?
Companion-scape.
By watching this recording,
you've agreed to release
the train of any liabilities...
Hey, shiny girl.
Don't be stuck up.
Fresh batch
of passenger memory tapes,
two for one,
today only, real sad.
Hey, sweetie,
you're shiny.
Let me take
a closer look.
- No!
- Aah!
Hello, sliver.
Ah!
Criminal, halt!
Gotcha.
Ah!
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? What?
Right there.
Dead end, sliver.
Huh?
Maneuver 406.
Got it, buddy.
Ha!
Leave me alone.
Not until you're ground
into dust.
Hey, watch it!
Oop. Sorry.
Aah!
We can't lose her,
not again.
Ah!
Hm?
Huh?
Why did I hide
behind the deer?
Huh?
There's no escape,
sliver.
We've got you cornered,
and I just love cutting corners.
Mm.
Humiliating.
She's gone again.
Don't worry, Mace.
We'll get her.
I know that.
Slivers are weak,
think they're above the law.
She made her choice,
but they all get tired,
and they let their guard down,
think they're safe.
They're never safe.
Well, I guess we should get on
through this car and...
No, your suit
is compromised.
Whoops, oh, yeah.
Thanks, buddy.
If this tear gets too big,
I'm a goner.
I'm fully aware.
We'll do one more sweep,
then head back to the station.
Well, on the upside, the last
couple of months tracking her
have been a great,
truly great bonding experience.
Enough.
Yeah, I should shut up.
You got it, buddy.
Whew.
Whoa!
Uh, thanks
for the save.
Well, bye.
Hmm.
Uh, sorry.
I gotta do this alone.
Hey, come on.
I'm walking!
You go do your thing,
and I'll do mine.
Why are you still here?
You like this stuff, huh?
So what's your deal?
I hear that.
You from around here?
Huh, glad you asked.
Nope, I'm not.
I'm from a place called
The Chrome Car.
Well, that's what Tulip,
my prime, called it.
It's actually called
The Mirror World.
Yeah, don't go there.
It sucks.
That's where those Flecs
are from.
I hate those guys.
They've been chasing me
just 'cause I don't wanna
live the rest of my life
as somebody's ref...
Okay, this one
or this one?
You don't care, do you?
Okay.
Let's not do that.
Nice.
What other colors can you...
Huh, okay, brown again.
You've got a nice home.
Aww!
Whuzuh?
Deer?
Hey, come on.
Where'd you go?
Deer?
Deer?
Deer?!
Aw, yeah, looking good.
Okay.
Now just don't move.
Hey, leave him alone.
Whoa.
Hi. I'm Jesse.
What's your name?
I don't care who you are.
Why are you putting sunglasses
on a deer?
Because it's funny.
Look at him.
Look at you.
Aw, come
on, those are mine.
Some of the cars here
are really bright.
He didn't ask
for glasses.
He's just living
his life.
But he's my deer.
We've been hanging out
for a whole hour,
maybe even a little more.
He's free.
He's his own deer.
But if he was anyone's deer,
he'd be my deer
because I hung out with him
longer, like two days.
Are you sure?
I got all these pics
with him.
Pff!
That could be any deer.
This deer
can change color.
Oh, well, this guy
doesn't change colors.
He's got laser eyes.
Bzzt! Bzzt!
Seriously,
laser eyes?
Yeah.
Well, laser vision.
Heat vision.
What do... What do you call it?
What kind of idiot
do you think I am?
This deer doesn't have...
Does your deer
do that?
No.
I think we've been hanging out
with the same deer.
Have you been getting
two dinners?
Oh, he's friends
with both of us.
Now we're friends, too,
by association.
We're travel friends.
What? No.
♪ Travel friends brought
together by the sheer majesty ♪
♪ Of an incredible,
superpowered deer and... ♪
No, this deer and I
are leaving.
Goodbye, and enjoy putting
sunglasses on random animals.
Dracula's not random.
He's my friend.
Dracula?
You cannot
name a deer Dracula.
Let's ask the deer.
Hey, deer, what do you
want to be called?
Dracula.
See? Dracula.
No.
Hmm, yeah.
I guess you're right.
Maybe we should
go with something
everyone would be into.
What's everyone's
favorite name?
Oh, Alan!
It's Alan.
Wait.
That's it.
Alan Dracula.
Let's try it out.
Hello.
Have you met my deer,
Alan Dracula?
Oh, yeah, sounds like something
I'd say.
Good idea, chrome girl.
No! That's not his name,
and that's not my name!
You can't go around deciding
names for people without asking.
It's their choice to...
Alan Dracula!
No!
Sync corrections by srjanapala