In Your Dreams (2023-…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Conejo asesino - full transcript
[suspenseful music]
[ominous music]
[mysterious whispering]
[chanting in native language]
[Dineo grunts]
[chanting in native language]
[coughing]
[ominous music]
[gasping]
[Amanda] I need you to get rid of the girl
and anyone she's working with.
[heavy breathing, grunting]
[sobbing]
[Akin] You look just like your mother.
Give her my regards.
[ominous music]
[grunting]
[breathing heavily]
[opening theme music plays]
[birds twittering]
[Dineo, in Tswana]
They've been fumigating for us.
[in English] It's such a coincidence.
I thought maybe, you know,
you might like to meet them.
Guys, this is Mr Magosi.
-[Thato] Oh.
-Hi. Ah, Lloyd.
Oh, Lloyd. Lovely meeting you, son.
-Same.
-Good. Good. Good.
Er, Marcus.
[in Tswana] How are you, sir?
I'm happy to be doing okay.
[in English] Likewise. Likewise.
So, you guys were with Dineo at school?
-Yes
-Yes, we were all friends.
[in Tswana] Ah, that's nice.
[in English] She's incredible.
Loving, smart, funny.
Everyone loved her.
[in Tswana] That's nice.
[in English] Hey, do you know
that she collects relics now?
She's got artefacts in museums
all over the world.
-Yes. We, er, know that.
-[Thato] That's nice.
In fact, we always knew that
she would be destined for big things.
[Thato in Tswana] Hmm, that's nice.
[in English] Actually, I think that
it's you who inspired her
with your career as an art dealer.
She speaks about you all the time.
That's very kind of you, son,
but... it's not true.
What do you mean?
Dineo lost her mother at a very young age.
And the poor thing was so devastated.
It made her obsessive about the past.
And all she wanted to do was
preserve her mother's memory.
I believe the relics
are like her mother's bones and...
she's trying to stop them
from turning into dust.
[mouths] Talk to her.
Hey. Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Do you want to talk about it?
I'd rather not, thanks.
Okay.
So, I have an idea.
Something that can help us.
-[Marcus] Hmm
-Okay.
Well, we know that the last dream
is about your phobias, right?
-Right.
-And you guys know what those are?
Erm, I think I do.
I know exactly what mine is.
I was thinking we should use hypnosis
to try and break them down.
Make them less intense.
It will be easier to face them.
Erm, it's a nice idea,
but I don't think it will work on me.
I've got a pretty strong mind.
It's sort of a curse.
Er, the same strong mind
that thought the Cold War
was between the North and South Pole?
Er, how many times must I tell you,
there's a difference
between intelligence and knowledge?
Hmm, sure.
Erm, Dineo, do you know anyone
that can help us with hypnosis?
Yeah. He's really good actually.
But?
But nothing.
Well, he can be a bit much, that's all.
How do you know him? Is he a friend?
I... used to date him.
It was nothing serious,
we were just very physical.
It was stupid, really.
Yeah. Erm, physical.
We've all had those. So...
Yeah? So many, eh, Marcus?
Erm, I think that... that's worth a try.
Yeah, we should do it.
[whimsical music plays]
[Dineo] You guys ever try yoga?
[Lloyd] Only for a few minutes
until they chased me away.
-[Dineo] Why?
-[Lloyd] I don't know.
I was doing it in the street
outside the studio.
I don't know what their problem was?
[Dineo] Okay. What about you?
[Marcus] I'm more into, like,
contact sport.
You know? Something more physical.
[Dineo] You'd be surprised.
Yoga can be brutal.
Hmm. Dineo, is that...
is that him over there?
He's not really
what I was expecting. I mean...
Erm, no, that is not him.
[man] Dineo!
[exclaims]
My love queen has arrived, huh?
Rain.
[both laugh]
Wow. You've let yourself go.
Yeah. What can I say?
You know? The flesh is weak.
Rain, er, these are my friends,
Lloyd and Marcus.
Gentlemen, welcome to my humble retreat.
As we say in the Caribbean,
make yourselves at home. Everything criss.
Oh, okay.
[indistinct dialogue]
Oh! Oh, okay, you're a hugger. [laughs]
Er... Okay. Is...
Is that baby oil? [sniffs]
No, man. That's just my sweat.
It's like piña colada.
Wow. Lucky.
Mr Serious Guy. Marvin? Good to meet you.
It's Marcus. She said Marcus.
Forgive me. I am terrible with names.
I am more about...
the physical connection.
Ah, Rain, thank you
for agreeing to do this.
Erm, do you have a space for us?
Yeah, man, and you're
going to remember it really well.
[Dineo laughs nervously]
This way.
You know what?
Dude, you have nothing to worry about.
Yeah, she said it's purely physical.
I bet he doesn't know the science stuff.
The good stuff.
-Thank you so much, Lloyd.
-Yeah.
It's no problem, Marvin. [clears throat]
[exhales deeply]
[soft music plays]
You know, if you close your eyes,
you can still hear the music.
Feel our bodies. Yes?
Rain! Can you focus on the hypnosis?
We don't have much time.
Always in a hurry.
As you wish, Empress.
Gentlemen. Who wants to start?
Erm, my mind's like a fortress,
so you should probably start with Marvin?
Right, Marv? You cool?
Yeah, sure. Whatever. Start with me.
Have a seat.
Okay, Marvin. Tell me about your phobias.
And be honest. I must know the truth.
Okay. Sure.
Erm, well, this is going to sound
a little ridiculous
but I, erm, sort of have
a weird thing with... with robots.
Robots? You're afraid of toys?
No. Not toys. Like human-sized robots.
They... They're fembots actually.
What are... fembots?
[Marcus] Erm...
Okay, so they are human-sized,
right? And...
Okay, they're girl robots.
And they have, like, giant rubber lips
and, erm, pointy boobs.
-Right? They're, like, point?
-[Rain] Ah!
I see. Like a sex doll?
You're afraid of sex?
No. No. What? No, I'm not...
I'm not afraid of sex.
I... Er...
They can't even...
I mean, they don't even have...
They're just... They're female robots.
Okay, they're female robots.
That's the... That's the point.
Can we just move along? Please.
Okay. Okay. No problem, man.
No problem. I need you to stay calm.
I'm calm!
I want you to stare at the pendulum.
Take some deep breaths.
[inhales and exhales deeply]
Focus on the balls.
That's it. Good.
Relax the body.
That's it. Good.
I'm going to start counting,
and when I get to zero,
you will fall into a deep
and peaceful sleep.
-[whispers] Just counting?
-[Rain] And the only voice...
-[whispers] Really?
-[Rain] ...you will hear is mine.
Oh, God, this is never going to work.
Here we go.
Ten,
nine,
eight,
seven,
six,
five,
four,
three,
two,
one,
zero.
It's okay. He obviously has a weak mind.
We can do both of them together.
Let's begin.
[birds chirping]
[Amanda] You said a few days, right?
Those were your words. Where's the statue?
Relax. All right?
She's getting it as we speak.
-It'll be here tomorrow.
-Tomorrow.
Right. And the location?
Let me guess. Also tomorrow?
Look, if I'm doing such a shit job,
you are welcome to get someone else.
Sounds like you've forgotten
who you're talking to.
I'm just saying. You come to me
because I know how to get things done.
Have I ever let you down? Hmm?
You have one more day, Akin. That's it.
Thank you. It's all I need.
You all right?
I must say, you're not looking so well.
You might be coming down with something.
No more excuses, Akin.
You know what they call you?
When you're not around, obviously?
[in foreign language] Impisi.
[in English]
I believe it means, er, hyena.
I'm surprised your boy
hasn't got a couple of fingers missing.
[in French] Allez-y.
[in English] Oi, oi, calm down!
It was a joke, Muscles.
What are you doing? [grunts] Fuck!
[groaning, coughing]
Who do you think came up with the name?
[coughing]
[Rain] So, remember,
fembots are not your enemy.
They don't want to hurt you.
You are safe.
Now, Lloyd, it's your turn.
Tell me, what is your phobia?
[Lloyd] Killer rabbits.
I'm sorry? Did you say, 'killer rabbits?'
[Lloyd] Yes, master.
Okay. From now on, I want you
to think of rabbits in a different way.
They are not aggressive creatures.
They're soft and friendly.
They don't want to hurt you.
All you want to do
is gently rub on their fur.
Or maybe cook them in some olive oil?
You understand?
Yes.
Now. Repeat after me.
There's no such thing as killer rabbits.
Only friendly rabbits.
[Lloyd] There's no such thing
as killer rabbits. Only friendly rabbits.
Okay. I need both of you
to listen to me now.
When I click my fingers,
you're going to wake up
feeling calm and peaceful.
In three, two, one, zero.
-[snaps fingers]
-You see, I told you it would never work.
It's just such a waste of...
Whoo! Erm... What's going on?
I'm feeling really relaxed.
Everything is fine.
-You are both cured of your phobias.
-[scoffs] That's not possible
because, er, I didn't have my turn yet.
You have. You just don't remember it.
Don't worry. This is how it works.
Wow! Yeah...
Okay, so, what... what happens now?
Now you go to sleep.
While they are doing that,
maybe you can help me out?
Like the old days... hmm?
[birds chirping]
[groans]
Shouldn't be doing this shit to me.
[doorbell buzzes]
Oh!
You should have kept on going.
[exhales sharply]
[groaning]
You! What do you want?
Oh, sorry. Make yourself at home.
Everyone else does.
[in Tswana] We need to talk.
[in English] Why does everyone
think they can just waltz into my house?
For fuck's sake!
[in Tswana] You don't understand
what's happening.
[in English] You're right, I don't.
Shouldn't you be back
in your little cave somewhere?
Drugging tourists and mugging them off?
This statue is more powerful...
[in Tswana]
...than anything you can imagine.
[in English] So I keep hearing.
You don't understand what it's capable of.
Okay, fine. Why don't you enlighten me?
What's so special about this statue?
So, as you can see today,
my Dineo Din Din is back,
taking the class.
It's good to see you, honey.
So, yes, man,
we are in the warrior pose right now.
Make sure that the arms
are balanced out with the body.
Using the core muscles.
Breathe. That's it.
Feel the sun on your face
and your bodies.
So now we are going to go
straight into a cat-cow.
That's it. Gently forward. Slowly down.
Yes! And balance out.
Remember to breathe.
You're looking lovely.
All right, straight into a cobra.
That is it. Yes.
All right. That is it, guys. Namaste.
Thank you for coming out.
Remember, your body is a temple.
Treat it right,
and it will in turn treat you right.
All right, see you tomorrow
for the early class.
Well done, Din Din.
Thank you for doing that.
You know...
you never did tell me why you left.
All right. Are we ever going
to talk about it?
You had no clue. No idea at all?
Come on. If you're talking about
those other women?
I was having a good time.
They meant nothing to me.
Oh, I don't doubt that.
Look... I'm a changed man, Din Din.
Give me a chance, hmm?
I'll prove it to you.
Hmm?
[grunting]
Those other women
weren't the problem. I was.
I expected something from you
that you just don't have.
And what is that?
Substance.
Abs can only get you so far.
[ominous music plays]
All right. Let's assume
everything you are telling me
about the statue is true.
Which, let's face it, is unlikely.
It still doesn't explain
what you're doing in my house.
[in Tswana] I've come to help you.
It's not too late
to stop what you're doing.
[in English] Stop. S-Stop what?
Stop drinking?
Stop... What do you mean?
[in Tswana] You're going to die.
But you still have time.
[in English] So, you can predict
the future now, that's it?
Well, I bet... you didn't predict this.
[eerie music]
[in Tswana] You've done
a lot of bad things in your life.
But you still have time to change.
[in English] You can stop right there
because you don't know
the first thing about me.
I know what's inside you.
You've got balls coming here.
I'll give you that.
But I'm not scared of you.
You should have stayed in your cave.
But while you're here, you might as well
tell me where the statue was made.
[in Tswana]
I'm not going to tell you anything.
If you don't listen to me...
you will die.
[in English] What? You mean like this?
[gunshot]
[ominous music plays]
[mysterious whispering]
[scoffs softly]
All right...
[exhales sharply]
[ominous music plays]
[breathing heavily]
[in Tswana] He's so ignorant.
[heavy breathing continues]
[ominous music intensifies]
[calm soft music plays]
[in English] Hey.
Hey, wake up.
-[Marcus] Mm?
-[whispering] Wake up.
[Marcus] Hmm...
-[Dineo] Hi.
-[Marcus] Hey.
How are you feeling?
Erm, yeah. Pretty good actually.
Is it because
you feel safe in Lloyd's arms?
[laughs] What do you mean?
Ah, Lloyd!
Mmm, rabbits are my friends.
[Marcus] Lloyd, what? Wake up!
-[Lloyd] Yeah.
-Lloyd!
Wowsers! How long was I asleep for?
Quite a while.
Mm-hmm.
Where is the, erm, Jamaican Hercules?
[laughs] I don't know. He's probably
doing some sit-ups somewhere.
Come on. Let's go get some air.
Okay.
Dude, this is going to sound very weird,
but I could really go
for a rabbit steak right now.
Wow, that is so weird.
Yes. Yes, that is weird.
[man 1 speaking in Tswana]
[man 2, in English, on phone]
Good. Make sure you cover your tracks.
Of course.
And let me know when it's done.
[in Tswana] Will do.
[ominous music]
[in English] Oh, shit! Everyone's leaving.
I don't get it. Shouldn't something
have happened by now?
I don't know. Maybe...
Maybe it only happens at night?
I mean, they're phobias, right?
So maybe that makes sense?
Okay. Okay, then we should
probably get out of here.
Go back to your house.
We'll be safer there.
-Home ground advantage.
-Yeah.
We are quite exposed out here.
That's a good idea. Let's go.
[ominous music]
[mysterious whispering]
[ominous music]
You know what?
Maybe they haven't arrived yet
because they're not our phobias anymore.
That makes sense, right?
Maybe we just found a loophole.
[Lloyd screams]
Jeez! What the hell's going on?
Sorry. There's...
There's something in the road.
Oh... my... God. It's here.
[sinister music plays]
When you said 'killer rabbits,'
this wasn't what I was picturing.
Don't let that fool you.
That thing is deadly.
Wait, wait. What are you doing?
We have to face it,
otherwise it will just come after us.
-[Lloyd] No. No. No. No. No.
-Dude, she's right.
Wait... Fine! Fine! Fine!
But you guys go first.
I'm the one it wants.
[sinister music]
[Lloyd] Wait! Wait!
[Marcus] Remind us again.
How did this become your phobia?
I saw it in a movie when I was a kid.
Look, I don't remember all the details
but that thing showed up in a village
and it massacred everyone!
Okay, that sounds like a really bad film.
Okay, it was a terrifying film, Marcus!
How did it kill them?
I don't know, erm,
like laser beams or something.
Lasers? That seems highly unlikely.
Dude, just give me a break!
I was six years old, okay?
Okay, Lloyd, it's fine.
But it would be really helpful
if you could just remember
anything from the film.
All right. Erm...
It arrived in this forest and, erm,
it met a kid along the way
and there was singing and dancing
and... Oh, shit, no!
What? What is it?
The whole rabbit thing... it's a suit.
Guys, that... that is a frozen horse.
What's a frozen horse?
A Trojan horse. He means a Trojan horse.
[Lloyd] Dineo! No. No. No.
The monster is in the suit!
[Dineo] I'm just going
to take the head off.
[Lloyd] Dineo, please leave it alone.
I'm begging you!
Lloyd, we have to see
what we are up against.
I don't want to see.
Please, can we just not...
[sinister music]
Hi... Hello...
[Dineo] Ready?
[Marcus] Yeah, sure.
[tense music]
[Marcus] Holy shit!
Okay... erm... that's...
[Dineo] We need to
get into the truck! Now!
[Marcus] Yeah. That's a good idea!
-Lloyd! As in now!
-Okay, I'm coming!
[Marcus] Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
-[Lloyd screaming]
-[electricity crackling]
[Marcus] I think it killed the engine!
-[Dineo] Okay. Let's get out of the truck!
-[Lloyd] Yeah! Yeah!
-[Marcus] Let's go! Let's go, Lloyd!
-[Lloyd] Yeah! Yeah!
[electricity crackling]
[soft reggae music playing on radio]
[Dineo] Rain!
Rain!
Rain.
Dineo? I thought you left already.
-You need to come with us right now.
-Why? What's going on?
There is no time to explain.
Just... We need you to come now!
[screaming]
-[Dineo] Come on! Let's go!
-[Lloyd] Aaah!
[Marcus] Let's go, Lloyd.
This way. This way.
-[Dineo] Come on!
-[Marcus] Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
[soft tense music plays]
[Lloyd grunting]
-[Lloyd] Ah, ah, ah, ah...
-[Marcus] Shh!
What is that thing? I don't understand.
How is this happening?
Rain, just calm down. Okay?
Just breathe and we'll explain
everything later.
-[Rain] Okay.
-All right? Lloyd!
How did the film end?
Er, the people in the town,
they must have killed it.
How did they kill it?
Just try to remember.
How did they do it? Erm...
They... They could have, er...
-Okay, they must have... Er, I don't know.
-Now, think, please!
Okay, that's very helpful, Marcus,
thank you so much!
Sorry, but we're kind of
running out of time!
It's okay. It's all right. Just calm down.
Lloyd... just try.
-Okay, erm, they...
-[Dineo] Focus.
I think they led him out of town.
Okay.
They wanted him to go somewhere because...
Because...? Erm...
The electricity in his body. That's it.
They wanted to electrocute him
in the lake. That's how they did it!
That's great. Well done.
So, all we have to do is
just get him into the water.
Right. How do we do that without dying?
Erm, actually, I... I might have an idea.
Great.
But, Lloyd, you're not going to like this.
Er, why? Why would I...
Why would I not like it, Marcus?
[Lloyd] Oh, shit, I'm going to die!
This is a terrible idea.
Oh, shit. No. Oh, no. No. No.
Okay, you know what?
We're going to be fine. You know what?
This is a metal cage.
Are you sure about this?
Er, yeah, I'm pretty sure. It should work.
Wait, man. How do you know?
Are you a scientist?
Well, I'm a chemist,
but, yeah, I studied science.
If you're wrong, your friend will die.
Then it will come for us.
If you have any better ideas,
I am all ears.
Nothing? That's exactly what I thought.
[breathing heavily]
I come in peace, bro.
So, I was thinking
that maybe we don't need to be hostile?
I think we could...
we could really be friends.
[Lloyd] Ahhh! Ah! No!
Oh, shit! Okay. Wait, it worked!
[laughs] I'm still alive!
You know what?
For a killer alien, you're pretty dumb!
Welcome to Africa, bitch!
-[Marcus screams]
-[Lloyd] Yeah! Yeah! Yes!
That was great. Faraday cages work.
They are real.
They are smart, terrifying, but so smart!
Thank you. Hey, are you okay? Because...
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
I'm just sore but it's fine.
-Okay.
-You did it! Yeah, man! You saved us!
-Yeah, I did! I did.
-[Rain chuckles]
Rain, listen, I'm really sorry
about everything that I said to you.
You know, high stress situation. I just...
Relax, man.
-Everything's fine. It was my fault.
-Cool.
-It was my fault.
-Cool.
Hey, er, Dineo. Where's Dineo?
Er, where's Dineo?
Oh, no! It's not over. It's still alive.
Marvin, come!
-Shit. Oh, shit!
-[Rain] Come, Marvin!
Where's Dineo? Dineo?
Dude, it's too late for her.
Let's go! Let's go!
-[Marcus] Dammit! Shit!
-[Lloyd] Aah!
[sinister music]
Oh, shit!
-[Marcus] Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.
[Lloyd] I'm going!
[screaming]
[groaning]
-[high-pitched ringing]
-[Marcus groaning]
[Marcus and Lloyd panting]
Oh, shit! Okay, okay, I know you're upset
about the whole pool thing,
but we can start over, right?
No, that's a death bomb.
Please, no, please!
I don't want to die!
Oh, shit! No! No! No! No!
[Dineo] Get away from him!
[Lloyd] Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, my God.
-Oh, oh, oh...
-Ae you okay?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God.
How... How did you know?
[Dineo] Your phobia was based
on a monster movie.
Monsters never die on the first try.
I just gambled that it wasn't over.
Thanks. Huh? Black Death Maximum Kill.
That's, er, that's quick thinking,
what you did.
This is all you guys. This stuff is good.
[Rain] Hey!
Hey, Rain! Are you okay?
[in American accent]
That was really scary!
Okay.
-[Rain] Did you get it?
-Yeah, we're good!
-[sighs]
-[Dineo] He's dead!
Oh, thank God! Thank God!
Hey, Rain, what's with the accent?
What do you mean? Oh, no...
Oh, I'm sorry, you know, big shock...
you know...
Actually, the truth is...
I'm not Jamaican.
I went there on holiday once
and I kind of loved the way
everyone sounded, you know.
I just wanted to be like
one of them, you know.
Oh.
Oh, my God, it's all fake!
The hair, my voice, the accent!
[crying loudly] I'm a fake!
Come on now.
Okay, don't be so hard on yourself.
You know what's real?
These muscles, right?
[crying] Implants!
[sobbing]
Hey, Rain, erm, you know what,
just take it easy, man.
-Everything is going to be okay.
-[sobbing]
How about we all get out of here?
You know?
-[Dineo] Yeah.
-Yeah? Yeah.
[continues crying]
Okay, okay. Okay,
let's look at the bright side, right?
You've got the successful business.
I mean, look at this place. Wow!
No, I don't.
The bank's coming to get it, man.
It's all over!
-I'm going to lose everything!
-[Lloyd mouthing]
Okay. Lloyd... maybe stop trying to help.
I'm just... I'm not going to say anything.
[Rain] Hey! Wait up! Hey!
Wait... Wait up, wait up!
Okay, come on. Okay. All right. It's fine.
It's going to be okay.
So, anyone know why we haven't been
attacked yet by a pack of angry fembots?
Erm, maybe I didn't have the dream?
No. Something else is going on.
I can feel it.
You know what? I just realised something.
We make a really good team.
[scoffs] You make a really good team.
We'd be dead without you.
-That's not true.
-Er, it's totally true.
It was your idea that killed bridezilla.
Mm-hmm. And you took out the zombie.
-And now the killer rabbit.
-[Dineo] Hmm...
You're basically
carrying us at this point.
Maybe you're right. That's true.
It's okay. Here's hoping you guys
catch up at some point.
Ah, I wouldn't bet on it.
No, I think we're pretty much
operating at maximum effort.
Yep.
[all laughing]
Yeah.
Seriously though,
where are those fembots?
[tense music]
[soft humming]
[birds chirping]
[tense music]
[laboured breathing]
So, how expensive
do you think those muscle implants are?
Oh, no. Come on, dude,
you don't need those.
What? Do you think
that I'm, like, shredded?
Er, yeah, yeah, it would be more
like putting lipstick on a... on a pig.
You just... you wouldn't be
fooling anybody.
-Lipstick on a pig? Seriously, dude?
-Yeah. I...
[sinister voice] Hello, Marcus.
[in Tswana] We've been waiting for you.
[in English] Fembot! That is a fembot!
[fembots, in Tswana]
There's no cause for concern.
Please remain calm.
We mean you no harm.
We mean you no harm.
We mean you no harm.
[soft piano music plays]
[in English] Mzamo?
Mzamo?
Hello, Amanda.
I knew it.
Are you not feeling so good?
What do you want?
I was in the area, thought I'd drop in.
You know, the way you do.
Oh, if you're looking for Muscles,
I'm afraid he's permanently unavailable...
on account of the fact that
I stabbed the prick in the neck.
If I was you, I would think
very carefully about what you are doing.
I am, I have. And I've been thinking
you've been keeping things from me.
What are you talking about?
The fucking magic statue!
It's not just some
shitty little relic, is it?
I mean, unbelievably,
it's for real, isn't it? Isn't it?
All right. Calm down.
Look, how about we talk business?
How about you tell me
everything you know about the statue?
Why would I do that?
You're dying.
Yes. Stage 4 metastatic cancer.
I'm not talking about cancer.
When you made it clear you wanted me
to kill everyone connected to the statue,
it began to dawn on me that my head
would be next on the chopping block.
So I did the only thing I could.
Which was to beat you to the punch.
Inside that drip, there are two liquids.
One's medicine, to prolong
your miserable existence.
And the other's poison.
Which is going to kill you
in about ten minutes.
You poisoned me?
[Akin] Uh-uh-uh-uh.
Well, technically, you poisoned yourself,
which is kind of ironic.
But, as if by magic... I have an antidote.
You tell me what you know,
and I'll think about giving it to you.
[tense music plays]
Okay, there must be something in here.
[Lloyd] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I found a dagger.
-That's a letter opener.
-[Lloyd] Oh!
Oh, that's way better.
-[Marcus] Yeah?
-[Lloyd] Yeah.
[Marcus] Okay, let's go.
[tense soft music]
Do not be concerned,
subjugation will cause you no harm.
Really? Then why's your hand on fire? Huh?
Listen, if we don't survive this,
I just want you to know one thing.
What? You really cherish our friendship?
This shit is all your fault!
[Marcus and Lloyd screaming]
That is everything I know.
Look...
nothing's changed.
-We still have a deal.
-[Akin] Everything changed.
Everything changed the moment
you beat the shit out of me in my house,
when I realised
what that statue is capable of.
There is no going back.
Look, I'm sorry you got hurt.
That was a mistake.
Mistake? Sorry? Erm, you didn't seem
too concerned about it at the time.
Let me make it up to you.
I will... I will triple your fee.
You can go root for my fee.
Why would I give a shit about your money,
when I can literally
have anything I've ever wanted?
Because the statue is the only thing
that can save me.
[laughs] Yeah, you see,
that's where you're wrong.
Nothing...
can save you.
[tense music plays]
[both screaming]
[both breathing heavily]
-[Dineo] Hey.
-[Marcus] Hey!
Dineo, where did you go? Are you okay?
Yeah, don't worry about me, I'm fine.
What happened?
-We... We managed to get one.
-Yeah.
It was a life-or-death battle.
I thought we were going to die
but we did it.
-That's great. Well done.
-We need to keep going.
-There's, like, three more out there so...
-Oh, no, Marcus, it's fine. We're good.
What do you mean?
You... You killed them. Didn't you?
Really? All three?
Yeah, well, I... I just got lucky.
That's what we're talking about.
You keep carrying us. We're so useless.
Stop it! You're not useless.
Yeah, well, we feel pretty useless
at this point.
[phone vibrating]
What? Who is it?
It's... It's my mum.
It's okay, I'll call her back.
Actually, I think you should take it.
Why?
Erm, there might be something
I haven't told you. Something important.
Mum, hi.
Yeah. Is everything okay?
What? Where are you?
[ominous music plays]
[closing theme music plays]
[ominous music]
[mysterious whispering]
[chanting in native language]
[Dineo grunts]
[chanting in native language]
[coughing]
[ominous music]
[gasping]
[Amanda] I need you to get rid of the girl
and anyone she's working with.
[heavy breathing, grunting]
[sobbing]
[Akin] You look just like your mother.
Give her my regards.
[ominous music]
[grunting]
[breathing heavily]
[opening theme music plays]
[birds twittering]
[Dineo, in Tswana]
They've been fumigating for us.
[in English] It's such a coincidence.
I thought maybe, you know,
you might like to meet them.
Guys, this is Mr Magosi.
-[Thato] Oh.
-Hi. Ah, Lloyd.
Oh, Lloyd. Lovely meeting you, son.
-Same.
-Good. Good. Good.
Er, Marcus.
[in Tswana] How are you, sir?
I'm happy to be doing okay.
[in English] Likewise. Likewise.
So, you guys were with Dineo at school?
-Yes
-Yes, we were all friends.
[in Tswana] Ah, that's nice.
[in English] She's incredible.
Loving, smart, funny.
Everyone loved her.
[in Tswana] That's nice.
[in English] Hey, do you know
that she collects relics now?
She's got artefacts in museums
all over the world.
-Yes. We, er, know that.
-[Thato] That's nice.
In fact, we always knew that
she would be destined for big things.
[Thato in Tswana] Hmm, that's nice.
[in English] Actually, I think that
it's you who inspired her
with your career as an art dealer.
She speaks about you all the time.
That's very kind of you, son,
but... it's not true.
What do you mean?
Dineo lost her mother at a very young age.
And the poor thing was so devastated.
It made her obsessive about the past.
And all she wanted to do was
preserve her mother's memory.
I believe the relics
are like her mother's bones and...
she's trying to stop them
from turning into dust.
[mouths] Talk to her.
Hey. Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Do you want to talk about it?
I'd rather not, thanks.
Okay.
So, I have an idea.
Something that can help us.
-[Marcus] Hmm
-Okay.
Well, we know that the last dream
is about your phobias, right?
-Right.
-And you guys know what those are?
Erm, I think I do.
I know exactly what mine is.
I was thinking we should use hypnosis
to try and break them down.
Make them less intense.
It will be easier to face them.
Erm, it's a nice idea,
but I don't think it will work on me.
I've got a pretty strong mind.
It's sort of a curse.
Er, the same strong mind
that thought the Cold War
was between the North and South Pole?
Er, how many times must I tell you,
there's a difference
between intelligence and knowledge?
Hmm, sure.
Erm, Dineo, do you know anyone
that can help us with hypnosis?
Yeah. He's really good actually.
But?
But nothing.
Well, he can be a bit much, that's all.
How do you know him? Is he a friend?
I... used to date him.
It was nothing serious,
we were just very physical.
It was stupid, really.
Yeah. Erm, physical.
We've all had those. So...
Yeah? So many, eh, Marcus?
Erm, I think that... that's worth a try.
Yeah, we should do it.
[whimsical music plays]
[Dineo] You guys ever try yoga?
[Lloyd] Only for a few minutes
until they chased me away.
-[Dineo] Why?
-[Lloyd] I don't know.
I was doing it in the street
outside the studio.
I don't know what their problem was?
[Dineo] Okay. What about you?
[Marcus] I'm more into, like,
contact sport.
You know? Something more physical.
[Dineo] You'd be surprised.
Yoga can be brutal.
Hmm. Dineo, is that...
is that him over there?
He's not really
what I was expecting. I mean...
Erm, no, that is not him.
[man] Dineo!
[exclaims]
My love queen has arrived, huh?
Rain.
[both laugh]
Wow. You've let yourself go.
Yeah. What can I say?
You know? The flesh is weak.
Rain, er, these are my friends,
Lloyd and Marcus.
Gentlemen, welcome to my humble retreat.
As we say in the Caribbean,
make yourselves at home. Everything criss.
Oh, okay.
[indistinct dialogue]
Oh! Oh, okay, you're a hugger. [laughs]
Er... Okay. Is...
Is that baby oil? [sniffs]
No, man. That's just my sweat.
It's like piña colada.
Wow. Lucky.
Mr Serious Guy. Marvin? Good to meet you.
It's Marcus. She said Marcus.
Forgive me. I am terrible with names.
I am more about...
the physical connection.
Ah, Rain, thank you
for agreeing to do this.
Erm, do you have a space for us?
Yeah, man, and you're
going to remember it really well.
[Dineo laughs nervously]
This way.
You know what?
Dude, you have nothing to worry about.
Yeah, she said it's purely physical.
I bet he doesn't know the science stuff.
The good stuff.
-Thank you so much, Lloyd.
-Yeah.
It's no problem, Marvin. [clears throat]
[exhales deeply]
[soft music plays]
You know, if you close your eyes,
you can still hear the music.
Feel our bodies. Yes?
Rain! Can you focus on the hypnosis?
We don't have much time.
Always in a hurry.
As you wish, Empress.
Gentlemen. Who wants to start?
Erm, my mind's like a fortress,
so you should probably start with Marvin?
Right, Marv? You cool?
Yeah, sure. Whatever. Start with me.
Have a seat.
Okay, Marvin. Tell me about your phobias.
And be honest. I must know the truth.
Okay. Sure.
Erm, well, this is going to sound
a little ridiculous
but I, erm, sort of have
a weird thing with... with robots.
Robots? You're afraid of toys?
No. Not toys. Like human-sized robots.
They... They're fembots actually.
What are... fembots?
[Marcus] Erm...
Okay, so they are human-sized,
right? And...
Okay, they're girl robots.
And they have, like, giant rubber lips
and, erm, pointy boobs.
-Right? They're, like, point?
-[Rain] Ah!
I see. Like a sex doll?
You're afraid of sex?
No. No. What? No, I'm not...
I'm not afraid of sex.
I... Er...
They can't even...
I mean, they don't even have...
They're just... They're female robots.
Okay, they're female robots.
That's the... That's the point.
Can we just move along? Please.
Okay. Okay. No problem, man.
No problem. I need you to stay calm.
I'm calm!
I want you to stare at the pendulum.
Take some deep breaths.
[inhales and exhales deeply]
Focus on the balls.
That's it. Good.
Relax the body.
That's it. Good.
I'm going to start counting,
and when I get to zero,
you will fall into a deep
and peaceful sleep.
-[whispers] Just counting?
-[Rain] And the only voice...
-[whispers] Really?
-[Rain] ...you will hear is mine.
Oh, God, this is never going to work.
Here we go.
Ten,
nine,
eight,
seven,
six,
five,
four,
three,
two,
one,
zero.
It's okay. He obviously has a weak mind.
We can do both of them together.
Let's begin.
[birds chirping]
[Amanda] You said a few days, right?
Those were your words. Where's the statue?
Relax. All right?
She's getting it as we speak.
-It'll be here tomorrow.
-Tomorrow.
Right. And the location?
Let me guess. Also tomorrow?
Look, if I'm doing such a shit job,
you are welcome to get someone else.
Sounds like you've forgotten
who you're talking to.
I'm just saying. You come to me
because I know how to get things done.
Have I ever let you down? Hmm?
You have one more day, Akin. That's it.
Thank you. It's all I need.
You all right?
I must say, you're not looking so well.
You might be coming down with something.
No more excuses, Akin.
You know what they call you?
When you're not around, obviously?
[in foreign language] Impisi.
[in English]
I believe it means, er, hyena.
I'm surprised your boy
hasn't got a couple of fingers missing.
[in French] Allez-y.
[in English] Oi, oi, calm down!
It was a joke, Muscles.
What are you doing? [grunts] Fuck!
[groaning, coughing]
Who do you think came up with the name?
[coughing]
[Rain] So, remember,
fembots are not your enemy.
They don't want to hurt you.
You are safe.
Now, Lloyd, it's your turn.
Tell me, what is your phobia?
[Lloyd] Killer rabbits.
I'm sorry? Did you say, 'killer rabbits?'
[Lloyd] Yes, master.
Okay. From now on, I want you
to think of rabbits in a different way.
They are not aggressive creatures.
They're soft and friendly.
They don't want to hurt you.
All you want to do
is gently rub on their fur.
Or maybe cook them in some olive oil?
You understand?
Yes.
Now. Repeat after me.
There's no such thing as killer rabbits.
Only friendly rabbits.
[Lloyd] There's no such thing
as killer rabbits. Only friendly rabbits.
Okay. I need both of you
to listen to me now.
When I click my fingers,
you're going to wake up
feeling calm and peaceful.
In three, two, one, zero.
-[snaps fingers]
-You see, I told you it would never work.
It's just such a waste of...
Whoo! Erm... What's going on?
I'm feeling really relaxed.
Everything is fine.
-You are both cured of your phobias.
-[scoffs] That's not possible
because, er, I didn't have my turn yet.
You have. You just don't remember it.
Don't worry. This is how it works.
Wow! Yeah...
Okay, so, what... what happens now?
Now you go to sleep.
While they are doing that,
maybe you can help me out?
Like the old days... hmm?
[birds chirping]
[groans]
Shouldn't be doing this shit to me.
[doorbell buzzes]
Oh!
You should have kept on going.
[exhales sharply]
[groaning]
You! What do you want?
Oh, sorry. Make yourself at home.
Everyone else does.
[in Tswana] We need to talk.
[in English] Why does everyone
think they can just waltz into my house?
For fuck's sake!
[in Tswana] You don't understand
what's happening.
[in English] You're right, I don't.
Shouldn't you be back
in your little cave somewhere?
Drugging tourists and mugging them off?
This statue is more powerful...
[in Tswana]
...than anything you can imagine.
[in English] So I keep hearing.
You don't understand what it's capable of.
Okay, fine. Why don't you enlighten me?
What's so special about this statue?
So, as you can see today,
my Dineo Din Din is back,
taking the class.
It's good to see you, honey.
So, yes, man,
we are in the warrior pose right now.
Make sure that the arms
are balanced out with the body.
Using the core muscles.
Breathe. That's it.
Feel the sun on your face
and your bodies.
So now we are going to go
straight into a cat-cow.
That's it. Gently forward. Slowly down.
Yes! And balance out.
Remember to breathe.
You're looking lovely.
All right, straight into a cobra.
That is it. Yes.
All right. That is it, guys. Namaste.
Thank you for coming out.
Remember, your body is a temple.
Treat it right,
and it will in turn treat you right.
All right, see you tomorrow
for the early class.
Well done, Din Din.
Thank you for doing that.
You know...
you never did tell me why you left.
All right. Are we ever going
to talk about it?
You had no clue. No idea at all?
Come on. If you're talking about
those other women?
I was having a good time.
They meant nothing to me.
Oh, I don't doubt that.
Look... I'm a changed man, Din Din.
Give me a chance, hmm?
I'll prove it to you.
Hmm?
[grunting]
Those other women
weren't the problem. I was.
I expected something from you
that you just don't have.
And what is that?
Substance.
Abs can only get you so far.
[ominous music plays]
All right. Let's assume
everything you are telling me
about the statue is true.
Which, let's face it, is unlikely.
It still doesn't explain
what you're doing in my house.
[in Tswana] I've come to help you.
It's not too late
to stop what you're doing.
[in English] Stop. S-Stop what?
Stop drinking?
Stop... What do you mean?
[in Tswana] You're going to die.
But you still have time.
[in English] So, you can predict
the future now, that's it?
Well, I bet... you didn't predict this.
[eerie music]
[in Tswana] You've done
a lot of bad things in your life.
But you still have time to change.
[in English] You can stop right there
because you don't know
the first thing about me.
I know what's inside you.
You've got balls coming here.
I'll give you that.
But I'm not scared of you.
You should have stayed in your cave.
But while you're here, you might as well
tell me where the statue was made.
[in Tswana]
I'm not going to tell you anything.
If you don't listen to me...
you will die.
[in English] What? You mean like this?
[gunshot]
[ominous music plays]
[mysterious whispering]
[scoffs softly]
All right...
[exhales sharply]
[ominous music plays]
[breathing heavily]
[in Tswana] He's so ignorant.
[heavy breathing continues]
[ominous music intensifies]
[calm soft music plays]
[in English] Hey.
Hey, wake up.
-[Marcus] Mm?
-[whispering] Wake up.
[Marcus] Hmm...
-[Dineo] Hi.
-[Marcus] Hey.
How are you feeling?
Erm, yeah. Pretty good actually.
Is it because
you feel safe in Lloyd's arms?
[laughs] What do you mean?
Ah, Lloyd!
Mmm, rabbits are my friends.
[Marcus] Lloyd, what? Wake up!
-[Lloyd] Yeah.
-Lloyd!
Wowsers! How long was I asleep for?
Quite a while.
Mm-hmm.
Where is the, erm, Jamaican Hercules?
[laughs] I don't know. He's probably
doing some sit-ups somewhere.
Come on. Let's go get some air.
Okay.
Dude, this is going to sound very weird,
but I could really go
for a rabbit steak right now.
Wow, that is so weird.
Yes. Yes, that is weird.
[man 1 speaking in Tswana]
[man 2, in English, on phone]
Good. Make sure you cover your tracks.
Of course.
And let me know when it's done.
[in Tswana] Will do.
[ominous music]
[in English] Oh, shit! Everyone's leaving.
I don't get it. Shouldn't something
have happened by now?
I don't know. Maybe...
Maybe it only happens at night?
I mean, they're phobias, right?
So maybe that makes sense?
Okay. Okay, then we should
probably get out of here.
Go back to your house.
We'll be safer there.
-Home ground advantage.
-Yeah.
We are quite exposed out here.
That's a good idea. Let's go.
[ominous music]
[mysterious whispering]
[ominous music]
You know what?
Maybe they haven't arrived yet
because they're not our phobias anymore.
That makes sense, right?
Maybe we just found a loophole.
[Lloyd screams]
Jeez! What the hell's going on?
Sorry. There's...
There's something in the road.
Oh... my... God. It's here.
[sinister music plays]
When you said 'killer rabbits,'
this wasn't what I was picturing.
Don't let that fool you.
That thing is deadly.
Wait, wait. What are you doing?
We have to face it,
otherwise it will just come after us.
-[Lloyd] No. No. No. No. No.
-Dude, she's right.
Wait... Fine! Fine! Fine!
But you guys go first.
I'm the one it wants.
[sinister music]
[Lloyd] Wait! Wait!
[Marcus] Remind us again.
How did this become your phobia?
I saw it in a movie when I was a kid.
Look, I don't remember all the details
but that thing showed up in a village
and it massacred everyone!
Okay, that sounds like a really bad film.
Okay, it was a terrifying film, Marcus!
How did it kill them?
I don't know, erm,
like laser beams or something.
Lasers? That seems highly unlikely.
Dude, just give me a break!
I was six years old, okay?
Okay, Lloyd, it's fine.
But it would be really helpful
if you could just remember
anything from the film.
All right. Erm...
It arrived in this forest and, erm,
it met a kid along the way
and there was singing and dancing
and... Oh, shit, no!
What? What is it?
The whole rabbit thing... it's a suit.
Guys, that... that is a frozen horse.
What's a frozen horse?
A Trojan horse. He means a Trojan horse.
[Lloyd] Dineo! No. No. No.
The monster is in the suit!
[Dineo] I'm just going
to take the head off.
[Lloyd] Dineo, please leave it alone.
I'm begging you!
Lloyd, we have to see
what we are up against.
I don't want to see.
Please, can we just not...
[sinister music]
Hi... Hello...
[Dineo] Ready?
[Marcus] Yeah, sure.
[tense music]
[Marcus] Holy shit!
Okay... erm... that's...
[Dineo] We need to
get into the truck! Now!
[Marcus] Yeah. That's a good idea!
-Lloyd! As in now!
-Okay, I'm coming!
[Marcus] Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
-[Lloyd screaming]
-[electricity crackling]
[Marcus] I think it killed the engine!
-[Dineo] Okay. Let's get out of the truck!
-[Lloyd] Yeah! Yeah!
-[Marcus] Let's go! Let's go, Lloyd!
-[Lloyd] Yeah! Yeah!
[electricity crackling]
[soft reggae music playing on radio]
[Dineo] Rain!
Rain!
Rain.
Dineo? I thought you left already.
-You need to come with us right now.
-Why? What's going on?
There is no time to explain.
Just... We need you to come now!
[screaming]
-[Dineo] Come on! Let's go!
-[Lloyd] Aaah!
[Marcus] Let's go, Lloyd.
This way. This way.
-[Dineo] Come on!
-[Marcus] Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
[soft tense music plays]
[Lloyd grunting]
-[Lloyd] Ah, ah, ah, ah...
-[Marcus] Shh!
What is that thing? I don't understand.
How is this happening?
Rain, just calm down. Okay?
Just breathe and we'll explain
everything later.
-[Rain] Okay.
-All right? Lloyd!
How did the film end?
Er, the people in the town,
they must have killed it.
How did they kill it?
Just try to remember.
How did they do it? Erm...
They... They could have, er...
-Okay, they must have... Er, I don't know.
-Now, think, please!
Okay, that's very helpful, Marcus,
thank you so much!
Sorry, but we're kind of
running out of time!
It's okay. It's all right. Just calm down.
Lloyd... just try.
-Okay, erm, they...
-[Dineo] Focus.
I think they led him out of town.
Okay.
They wanted him to go somewhere because...
Because...? Erm...
The electricity in his body. That's it.
They wanted to electrocute him
in the lake. That's how they did it!
That's great. Well done.
So, all we have to do is
just get him into the water.
Right. How do we do that without dying?
Erm, actually, I... I might have an idea.
Great.
But, Lloyd, you're not going to like this.
Er, why? Why would I...
Why would I not like it, Marcus?
[Lloyd] Oh, shit, I'm going to die!
This is a terrible idea.
Oh, shit. No. Oh, no. No. No.
Okay, you know what?
We're going to be fine. You know what?
This is a metal cage.
Are you sure about this?
Er, yeah, I'm pretty sure. It should work.
Wait, man. How do you know?
Are you a scientist?
Well, I'm a chemist,
but, yeah, I studied science.
If you're wrong, your friend will die.
Then it will come for us.
If you have any better ideas,
I am all ears.
Nothing? That's exactly what I thought.
[breathing heavily]
I come in peace, bro.
So, I was thinking
that maybe we don't need to be hostile?
I think we could...
we could really be friends.
[Lloyd] Ahhh! Ah! No!
Oh, shit! Okay. Wait, it worked!
[laughs] I'm still alive!
You know what?
For a killer alien, you're pretty dumb!
Welcome to Africa, bitch!
-[Marcus screams]
-[Lloyd] Yeah! Yeah! Yes!
That was great. Faraday cages work.
They are real.
They are smart, terrifying, but so smart!
Thank you. Hey, are you okay? Because...
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
I'm just sore but it's fine.
-Okay.
-You did it! Yeah, man! You saved us!
-Yeah, I did! I did.
-[Rain chuckles]
Rain, listen, I'm really sorry
about everything that I said to you.
You know, high stress situation. I just...
Relax, man.
-Everything's fine. It was my fault.
-Cool.
-It was my fault.
-Cool.
Hey, er, Dineo. Where's Dineo?
Er, where's Dineo?
Oh, no! It's not over. It's still alive.
Marvin, come!
-Shit. Oh, shit!
-[Rain] Come, Marvin!
Where's Dineo? Dineo?
Dude, it's too late for her.
Let's go! Let's go!
-[Marcus] Dammit! Shit!
-[Lloyd] Aah!
[sinister music]
Oh, shit!
-[Marcus] Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.
[Lloyd] I'm going!
[screaming]
[groaning]
-[high-pitched ringing]
-[Marcus groaning]
[Marcus and Lloyd panting]
Oh, shit! Okay, okay, I know you're upset
about the whole pool thing,
but we can start over, right?
No, that's a death bomb.
Please, no, please!
I don't want to die!
Oh, shit! No! No! No! No!
[Dineo] Get away from him!
[Lloyd] Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, my God.
-Oh, oh, oh...
-Ae you okay?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God.
How... How did you know?
[Dineo] Your phobia was based
on a monster movie.
Monsters never die on the first try.
I just gambled that it wasn't over.
Thanks. Huh? Black Death Maximum Kill.
That's, er, that's quick thinking,
what you did.
This is all you guys. This stuff is good.
[Rain] Hey!
Hey, Rain! Are you okay?
[in American accent]
That was really scary!
Okay.
-[Rain] Did you get it?
-Yeah, we're good!
-[sighs]
-[Dineo] He's dead!
Oh, thank God! Thank God!
Hey, Rain, what's with the accent?
What do you mean? Oh, no...
Oh, I'm sorry, you know, big shock...
you know...
Actually, the truth is...
I'm not Jamaican.
I went there on holiday once
and I kind of loved the way
everyone sounded, you know.
I just wanted to be like
one of them, you know.
Oh.
Oh, my God, it's all fake!
The hair, my voice, the accent!
[crying loudly] I'm a fake!
Come on now.
Okay, don't be so hard on yourself.
You know what's real?
These muscles, right?
[crying] Implants!
[sobbing]
Hey, Rain, erm, you know what,
just take it easy, man.
-Everything is going to be okay.
-[sobbing]
How about we all get out of here?
You know?
-[Dineo] Yeah.
-Yeah? Yeah.
[continues crying]
Okay, okay. Okay,
let's look at the bright side, right?
You've got the successful business.
I mean, look at this place. Wow!
No, I don't.
The bank's coming to get it, man.
It's all over!
-I'm going to lose everything!
-[Lloyd mouthing]
Okay. Lloyd... maybe stop trying to help.
I'm just... I'm not going to say anything.
[Rain] Hey! Wait up! Hey!
Wait... Wait up, wait up!
Okay, come on. Okay. All right. It's fine.
It's going to be okay.
So, anyone know why we haven't been
attacked yet by a pack of angry fembots?
Erm, maybe I didn't have the dream?
No. Something else is going on.
I can feel it.
You know what? I just realised something.
We make a really good team.
[scoffs] You make a really good team.
We'd be dead without you.
-That's not true.
-Er, it's totally true.
It was your idea that killed bridezilla.
Mm-hmm. And you took out the zombie.
-And now the killer rabbit.
-[Dineo] Hmm...
You're basically
carrying us at this point.
Maybe you're right. That's true.
It's okay. Here's hoping you guys
catch up at some point.
Ah, I wouldn't bet on it.
No, I think we're pretty much
operating at maximum effort.
Yep.
[all laughing]
Yeah.
Seriously though,
where are those fembots?
[tense music]
[soft humming]
[birds chirping]
[tense music]
[laboured breathing]
So, how expensive
do you think those muscle implants are?
Oh, no. Come on, dude,
you don't need those.
What? Do you think
that I'm, like, shredded?
Er, yeah, yeah, it would be more
like putting lipstick on a... on a pig.
You just... you wouldn't be
fooling anybody.
-Lipstick on a pig? Seriously, dude?
-Yeah. I...
[sinister voice] Hello, Marcus.
[in Tswana] We've been waiting for you.
[in English] Fembot! That is a fembot!
[fembots, in Tswana]
There's no cause for concern.
Please remain calm.
We mean you no harm.
We mean you no harm.
We mean you no harm.
[soft piano music plays]
[in English] Mzamo?
Mzamo?
Hello, Amanda.
I knew it.
Are you not feeling so good?
What do you want?
I was in the area, thought I'd drop in.
You know, the way you do.
Oh, if you're looking for Muscles,
I'm afraid he's permanently unavailable...
on account of the fact that
I stabbed the prick in the neck.
If I was you, I would think
very carefully about what you are doing.
I am, I have. And I've been thinking
you've been keeping things from me.
What are you talking about?
The fucking magic statue!
It's not just some
shitty little relic, is it?
I mean, unbelievably,
it's for real, isn't it? Isn't it?
All right. Calm down.
Look, how about we talk business?
How about you tell me
everything you know about the statue?
Why would I do that?
You're dying.
Yes. Stage 4 metastatic cancer.
I'm not talking about cancer.
When you made it clear you wanted me
to kill everyone connected to the statue,
it began to dawn on me that my head
would be next on the chopping block.
So I did the only thing I could.
Which was to beat you to the punch.
Inside that drip, there are two liquids.
One's medicine, to prolong
your miserable existence.
And the other's poison.
Which is going to kill you
in about ten minutes.
You poisoned me?
[Akin] Uh-uh-uh-uh.
Well, technically, you poisoned yourself,
which is kind of ironic.
But, as if by magic... I have an antidote.
You tell me what you know,
and I'll think about giving it to you.
[tense music plays]
Okay, there must be something in here.
[Lloyd] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I found a dagger.
-That's a letter opener.
-[Lloyd] Oh!
Oh, that's way better.
-[Marcus] Yeah?
-[Lloyd] Yeah.
[Marcus] Okay, let's go.
[tense soft music]
Do not be concerned,
subjugation will cause you no harm.
Really? Then why's your hand on fire? Huh?
Listen, if we don't survive this,
I just want you to know one thing.
What? You really cherish our friendship?
This shit is all your fault!
[Marcus and Lloyd screaming]
That is everything I know.
Look...
nothing's changed.
-We still have a deal.
-[Akin] Everything changed.
Everything changed the moment
you beat the shit out of me in my house,
when I realised
what that statue is capable of.
There is no going back.
Look, I'm sorry you got hurt.
That was a mistake.
Mistake? Sorry? Erm, you didn't seem
too concerned about it at the time.
Let me make it up to you.
I will... I will triple your fee.
You can go root for my fee.
Why would I give a shit about your money,
when I can literally
have anything I've ever wanted?
Because the statue is the only thing
that can save me.
[laughs] Yeah, you see,
that's where you're wrong.
Nothing...
can save you.
[tense music plays]
[both screaming]
[both breathing heavily]
-[Dineo] Hey.
-[Marcus] Hey!
Dineo, where did you go? Are you okay?
Yeah, don't worry about me, I'm fine.
What happened?
-We... We managed to get one.
-Yeah.
It was a life-or-death battle.
I thought we were going to die
but we did it.
-That's great. Well done.
-We need to keep going.
-There's, like, three more out there so...
-Oh, no, Marcus, it's fine. We're good.
What do you mean?
You... You killed them. Didn't you?
Really? All three?
Yeah, well, I... I just got lucky.
That's what we're talking about.
You keep carrying us. We're so useless.
Stop it! You're not useless.
Yeah, well, we feel pretty useless
at this point.
[phone vibrating]
What? Who is it?
It's... It's my mum.
It's okay, I'll call her back.
Actually, I think you should take it.
Why?
Erm, there might be something
I haven't told you. Something important.
Mum, hi.
Yeah. Is everything okay?
What? Where are you?
[ominous music plays]
[closing theme music plays]