Impastor (2015–2016): Season 1, Episode 10 - Exodus - full transcript
After learning there is a hit on him, Buddy leaves Ladner; Dora becomes a town hero; Schmidt makes a shocking announcement.
[police radio chatter] [sirens]
Whoa, whoa. Sir--it's a crime scene.
[police radio chatter] [sirens]
All right, I--I live here. What's going on?
[police radio chatter] [sirens]
- Someone's been shot. - Oh, God. Dora.
[police radio chatter] [sirens]
Sir? Sir!
[police radio chatter] [sirens]
[gasps] Buddy!
Dora. Are you okay, what happened?
[gasps] Buddy!
There was somebody in a ski mask with a gun.
[gasps] Buddy!
And so, I grabbed my bow.
[gasps] Buddy!
Oh!
(Dora) And then, shot.
Oh!
I'm so sorry. That must have been terrifying.
Oh!
I think that it was probably the same creep
Oh!
who broke into Mrs. Lutz's house.
Oh!
Yeah. Probably.
Oh!
Ma'am? We need your statement.
Oh!
- It's gonna be okay. - Come with me.
Oh!
(Buddy voiceover) This was all my fault.
Oh!
The killer had come for me.
Oh!
Clearly sent by that sick prick, Damien.
Oh!
[dramatic music]
Oh!
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Oh!
Oh, Damien. Oh, thank God you're here.
Don't worry. I'll take care of you.
Oh, Damien. Oh, thank God you're here.
[gunshot]
(Buddy voiceover) I had to split town
before Damien came gunning for me again,
(Buddy voiceover) I had to split town
so I maxed out the cash advance on Barlow's credit cards.
(Buddy voiceover) I had to split town
Now I just had to figure out where the hell to go
(Buddy voiceover) I had to split town
so he couldn't hunt me down.
(Buddy voiceover) I had to split town
[intense music]
(Buddy voiceover) I had to split town
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(Buddy voiceover) I had to split town
Jonathan, do you own a place in Mexico?
I think you do.
Jonathan, do you own a place in Mexico?
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
a boat load of cash on Jonathan Barlow's credit card.
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
Do you know what that means?
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
Yeah, but you go first.
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
I'm thinking whoever has his credit card
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
killed Barlow and dumped him in the bay.
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
- Bullseye. - We've gotta move on this.
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
Or we could head over to Dino's Deli
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
for cheese steaks.
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
Tim, we're talking about murder here.
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
You know what else is murder?
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
That line at Dino's if we don't get there by noon.
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
(Buddy voice over) Ashlee had a guy who could
doctor my passport, but I had to move fast.
(Buddy voice over) Ashlee had a guy who could
Damien wasn't the type to waste time.
(Buddy voice over) Ashlee had a guy who could
[doorbell rings] Damn.
(Buddy voice over) Ashlee had a guy who could
Oh, hello, Pastor.
I want you to know that I am calling
Oh, hello, Pastor.
an emergency meeting of the council to discuss
Oh, hello, Pastor.
that...terrible business last night.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Okay.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Also, our daughter, Lisa, and her fiancé,
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Gunter, are ready for their premarital counseling.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Good for them.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Have Dora set something up for Monday.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
(Buddy voiceover) When I'm chugging margaritas in Cancun.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
The meeting's right now.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Was scheduled weeks ago.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Apparently, Robin Hood didn't put it on your schedule.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Yeah, well, Dora's been a little preoccupied.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
That, she has.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Whore--able what happened to her.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
(Schmidt) Hilva? Enough.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
So this counseling's for them, right?
Oh, hello, Pastor.
I just want to not think about this
and move on with the rest of my life.
I just want to not think about this
[applause]
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
- You're a hero. - Oh. Oh.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
Well, that's... thank you.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
No, thank you for standing up to crime.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
You're drinking free today.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
Oh, no, that's okay.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
I don't need any special treatment.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
Oh, why not? You're a star, girl.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
[applause] ¶ Hallelujah ¶
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
[cheers] - All right, Dora.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
So, uh, you guys get along okay?
Yeah, you, uh...
You have any diseases the other should know about?
Yeah, you, uh...
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Best of luck.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Wait, is that it?
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
No. No, no, no. Of course not.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Uh... How's the sex?
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Gunter and I have never had...relations.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
We're saving ourselves for marriage.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
What?
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
How can you get married without boning first?
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
What if the key doesn't fit the lock?
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Well, uh, we feel that our love
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
and mutual res--
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, forget that emotional crap.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Listen to me.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
When you hook up, that's when you know
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
if you're right for each other.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
It's called chemistry. Without it, you're screwed.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
I...don't know what to say.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
I believe the words are "thank you,"
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
and if you'd like to throw in a little tip,
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
that'd be okay too.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
No?
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Well, consider yourselves counseled.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
I gotta book.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
No, but take another one. I was blinking.
It's good enough.
No, but take another one. I was blinking.
Hey, this is my fake passport picture.
No, but take another one. I was blinking.
It's gotta look really good.
No, but take another one. I was blinking.
[sighs]
No, but take another one. I was blinking.
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
- A grand. - What?
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
Well, it's usually 800, but I can smell desperation.
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
Fine, but I need it ASAP.
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
The best my guy can do is tomorrow morning.
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
I could be dead by then.
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
Good thing you're paying upfront.
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
I'm gonna miss you too, Ashlee.
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
[dramatic piano organ music]
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
(Buddy voiceover) Just in case Damien knew my car
had Florida plates, I decided to swipe some new ones
(Buddy voiceover) Just in case Damien knew my car
for my drive to Mexico.
(Buddy voiceover) Just in case Damien knew my car
Now I just had to stay alive till I got that passport.
(Buddy voiceover) Just in case Damien knew my car
[loud thud]
(Buddy voiceover) Just in case Damien knew my car
Buddy? What are you doing?
Hey. I was just, uh...
Buddy? What are you doing?
picking up a bottle cap.
Buddy? What are you doing?
I collect them. Ooh--Coors Light.
Buddy? What are you doing?
Don't see that much.
Buddy? What are you doing?
Um, listen. About last night.
Buddy? What are you doing?
I am really sorry.
Buddy? What are you doing?
I mean, trying to seduce you like that
Buddy? What are you doing?
was totally inappropriate.
Buddy? What are you doing?
I forgive you.
Buddy? What are you doing?
On the plus side, it did make me realize
Buddy? What are you doing?
why I've never found love.
Buddy? What are you doing?
I always go after unattainable men.
Buddy? What are you doing?
I get it.
Buddy? What are you doing?
A beautiful lady like you can have
Buddy? What are you doing?
any guy she wants, needs a challenge.
Buddy? What are you doing?
See, it's talk like that
Buddy? What are you doing?
that makes me want to go after you again.
Buddy? What are you doing?
But there's this guy Dave. He's a handyman.
Buddy? What are you doing?
He's always asking me out.
Buddy? What are you doing?
Maybe I'll take him up on it.
Buddy? What are you doing?
Well, he does sound attainable.
Buddy? What are you doing?
[bell dings] Ooh.
Buddy? What are you doing?
Another emergency council meeting.
Should we head over?
Another emergency council meeting.
You know, you go ahead.
Another emergency council meeting.
I got something I gotta do first.
Another emergency council meeting.
Oh, okay.
Another emergency council meeting.
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
Then our very own pastor!
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
They are targeting Lutherans.
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
This is a hate crime and our church is right
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
in the center of it.
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
We must respond.
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
Shouldn't we just let the police do their thing?
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
The community is looking to us for leadership,
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
Russell, and by gum, we're gonna lead or die trying!
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
What the hell does that mean?
I'm down with the leading, not so much the dying.
What the hell does that mean?
All right, too far, but we must act like Dora.
What the hell does that mean?
You proved yourself a heroine.
What the hell does that mean?
Oh, I just did
What the hell does that mean?
what any prodigy-level archeress would do.
What the hell does that mean?
Well, tomorrow, when people arrive for Sunday service,
What the hell does that mean?
I want you to stand outside that church
What the hell does that mean?
with your bow and arrow.
What the hell does that mean?
We'll show that hooligan he's messed
What the hell does that mean?
with the wrong denomination.
What the hell does that mean?
(Alexa) You'll be our symbol.
What the hell does that mean?
That we're mad as hell, and we're not gonna
What the hell does that mean?
take it anymore.
What the hell does that mean?
(Schmidt) Exactly.
What the hell does that mean?
[cell phone rings] I--that's my daughter.
What the hell does that mean?
I'll, um--you just keep chewing on this now.
What the hell does that mean?
You know what she needs? A catchy nickname.
What the hell does that mean?
Guys, come on, let's not get carried away.
What the hell does that mean?
What's about Dor-Rambo?
What the hell does that mean?
Yes, that is totally kick ass.
What the hell does that mean?
(Schmidt) You!
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
You told my daughter to have sex with Gunter?
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
No, no, no.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
I just said it was insane that they hadn't.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Well, they did, and it went very poorly.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
You were there?
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
No.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Lisa's so upset, she's calling off the wedding.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
This is your fault and you are gonna fix it now.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Me?
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Well, I guess I could show 'em a few moves.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Just understand something, sir.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
This is Lisa's one chance to get the status and respect
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
that comes with marriage, and I will not let you ruin it.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Now, you tell her that the sex will get better.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
I'm a pastor. I'm not allowed to lie.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
You'll do whatever it takes. We need to land this plane.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
And whatever you're doing with that, I don't want to know.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
(Buddy voiceover) Staying at my place was risky
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
and it was my last night in Ladner
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
so I figured, what the hell?
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Why not go out with a bang?
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Buddy?
Wow, you look great.
Buddy?
Thanks. What are you doing here?
Buddy?
Remember last night when you were all,
Buddy?
"Let's make out," and stuff and I was like,
Buddy?
"No, I'm super gay."
Buddy?
Yeah.
Buddy?
[slow jazz music]
Buddy?
(male voice) We should get going, Alexa.
I'm kind of on a date...
With that guy Dave I told you about.
I'm kind of on a date...
Oh.
I'm kind of on a date...
I could reschedule.
I'm kind of on a date...
Alexa deserved a shot at love and it wasn't going to come
I'm kind of on a date...
from a one night stand with me.
I'm kind of on a date...
No, I just needed to do that.
I'm kind of on a date...
To confirm that I am in fact super gay.
I'm kind of on a date...
And now I have.
I'm kind of on a date...
So that kiss wasn't good for you?
I'm kind of on a date...
It was, it just...
I'm kind of on a date...
It just would have been better if you had whiskers and wiener.
I'm kind of on a date...
All right, good night.
I'm kind of on a date...
[rock music]
I'm kind of on a date...
Damn it!
I'm kind of on a date...
Now what?
I'm kind of on a date...
I couldn't go back to my place
I'm kind of on a date...
because that's where Damien would come.
I'm kind of on a date...
But who else in Ladner would be cool
I'm kind of on a date...
with me spending the night?
I'm kind of on a date...
Hey, Russell. You got something on your face.
I'm kind of on a date...
Oh, Douglas and I were just microdermabrasioning.
I'm kind of on a date...
What's up?
I'm kind of on a date...
Look, I just can't be alone in my house
I'm kind of on a date...
with that maniac still on the loose.
I'm kind of on a date...
I was gonna ask if I could stay here, but if--
I'm kind of on a date...
We'll see you at kickball.
Come on in.
We'll see you at kickball.
So, you're back.
Yeah, thanks for letting me crash here.
So, you're back.
And where do you think you'll be crashing?
So, you're back.
Couch is good.
So, you're back.
Buddy, I don't get this game you're playing.
So, you're back.
My heart is not a yo-yo you can just toss up and down
So, you're back.
and twist into that thing where it dangles between
So, you're back.
- the triangle. - Rock the cradle.
So, you're back.
Yes, thank you.
So, you're back.
You're giving me mixed signals and I demand an explanation.
So, you're back.
Unless you don't feel one is appropriate,
So, you're back.
in which case, I take it all back.
So, you're back.
Russell, look.
So, you're back.
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
where I just need a friend, a good friend, like you.
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
You understand?
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
- Totally. - Good.
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
You're saying your desire is there,
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
but the timing isn't right.
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
Okay.
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
[intense music]
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
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[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
[silenced gunshots]
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
Son of a bitch.
[silenced gunshot]
Buddy!
Ooh!
Buddy!
Aren't you a jumpy Jimmy today. [giggles]
Buddy!
Alden Schmidt's waiting for you in your study.
Buddy!
Oh, let me just go upstairs--
Buddy!
Now, Pastor.
Buddy!
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
huh?
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
It was terrible.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
No, but it gets better, right, Pastor?
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Yeah, maybe. Listen, here's the thing.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
I don't know if Gandalf will ever be good in the sack.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
His name is Gunter.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Whatever.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
But if he makes you feel special...
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
If he makes your heart race, then go for it.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
If not, life's too short to live it with the wrong person.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Right, Alden?
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
That is not what we agreed on, Pastor.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
No, Daddy, he's right.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Gunter doesn't make me feel special.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
I knew all along I was settling.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
No, but, Lisa--
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Listen, Daddy, I know that you want me
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
to get married, but I would rather live alone
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
then be trapped in some bad marriage.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Like the Pastor said, life's too short, right?
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
[stumbles] Yeah, of course, sweetie.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
[stutters] Look, I just want you to be happy.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
I love you, Daddy.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
[lively music]
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Bye, Alden. See you at church.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Oh, that reminds me.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
I have a new nickname to run by you.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Now, what do you think of...
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Conquistadora?
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Hmm.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Doesn't feel quite as sharp as Dor-Rambo.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
All right, well, either way, killer.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
The important thing is we sell you as a warrior
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
who shoots first and asks questions later.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
under the back doormat. Thanks, Ashlee.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Hey, time for Sunday service. Here are your robes.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Freshly pressed.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Hey, would you mind helping me?
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
I can never get the sashy thing even.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Sure. Turn around.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Buddy, can I talk to you?
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Yeah.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
I've done something awful.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
I've let my pride get the best of me.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
You and I have different definitions of awful.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
I got so caught up in being a hero,
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
and now they want me to be this vigilante symbol,
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
and, I don't know, it doesn't feel right.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
I don't shoot first and ask questions later.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
I ask lots of questions right upfront
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
and then I make an informed decision.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
So don't do it.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Yeah, but I don't want to let everybody down.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Dora, if there's one thing I have learned
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
in my time as a Pastor, it's that once you start trying
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
to be someone you're not, life get's way too complicated.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
You're better off just being you.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
You're right, as usual.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Here you go.
Thanks.
Looks great.
Thanks.
- Hey. - Yeah.
Thanks.
For what it's worth, in my book,
Thanks.
you were a hero long before you shot that intruder.
Thanks.
Oh.
Thanks.
And just so you know, Ladner really was a sleepy
Thanks.
little town before you got here.
Thanks.
I don't know what happened.
Thanks.
[church bells]
Thanks.
He's a hard one to figure out,
Thanks.
- that Buddy Barlow. - [sighs] I'll say.
Thanks.
Great kisser, though.
Thanks.
I imagine.
Thanks.
Me too.
Thanks.
Can I speak to you just for a moment?
Thanks.
Yeah, sure, wha-- Hey, where's your bow and arrow?
Thanks.
I didn't bring them.
Thanks.
Well, I have mine in the trunk.
Thanks.
- I'll go grab 'em. - No.
Thanks.
You don't understand. I don't want to pose
Thanks.
in front of the church.
Thanks.
Well, you don't have to pose.
Thanks.
Just stand there with your bow and arrow
Thanks.
in firing position and don't move.
Thanks.
No, I don't want to be a symbol for anything.
Thanks.
You see, I just want to be me.
Thanks.
I'm sorry. I'm done with this.
Thanks.
Lovers spat?
Thanks.
How often must I tell you?
Thanks.
I am not interested in Dora romantically.
Thanks.
Oh, please, Alden. Spare me your lies.
Thanks.
Life is too short.
Thanks.
Is everything okay?
Thanks.
You're right, life is too short...
Thanks.
To spend with the wrong person.
Thanks.
And that is why, on the advice of my Pastor,
Thanks.
I am gonna follow my heart
Thanks.
and I'm leaving you for someone.
Thanks.
- You're what? - That's right.
Thanks.
Yes, she's young and vibrant and fun,
Thanks.
and her name is Ashlee.
Thanks.
- Ashlee? - Yes.
Thanks.
Not, like, yea high?
Thanks.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Blonde hair?
Thanks.
Wha--yeah.
Thanks.
Butterfly tattoo on the neck?
Thanks.
Yeah, how--how in the--
Thanks.
You're leaving your wife for a hooker?
Thanks.
How dare y-- she is no such thing!
Thanks.
- You told him to do this? - No.
Thanks.
Ah!
Thanks.
Pastor, congregation's ready for you.
Thanks.
That I may smile again before I depart...
[phone beeps] - And am no more.
That I may smile again before I depart...
Next up, the homily.
Today's sermon is about...
Next up, the homily.
Jesus H. Christ.
[intense music]
Jesus was a pretty awesome dude.
[intense music]
He once said, "He that believeth in me,
[intense music]
the works that I do he shall also do and greater."
[intense music]
I know that because it's on the wall in my bathroom.
[intense music]
[giggles]
[intense music]
It's a needle point. I made it.
[intense music]
I think he was saying that we don't know
[intense music]
what we're capable of until we're tested.
[intense music]
And we could do a lot more than we think we can.
[intense music]
Nothing's forever, right?
[intense music]
I mean, who knows how long we're gonna be here?
[intense music]
I might be gone tomorrow.
[intense music]
So could any of you.
[intense music]
So, like Jesus, we have to make the most
[intense music]
of our time here on Earth.
[intense music]
Now, I know I've only been in Ladner a short while,
[intense music]
but you all have become my family.
[intense music]
So let me leave you with this: Enjoy the little things.
[intense music]
Be good to your fellow man.
[intense music]
Be grateful for fun times.
[intense music]
And, most importantly, remember...
[intense music]
Thou shalt not kill.
[intense music]
You know what?
Stand up.
You know what?
Instead of our regular handshake routine,
You know what?
let's hug it out.
You know what?
Hug your neighbor. Hang on to them!
You know what?
Don't let go.
You know what?
I gotta hit the can.
You know what?
Start playing and don't stop 'til I get back.
You know what?
[church music]
You know what?
¶ ¶
You know what?
[electronic music]
You know what?
[church music] Damn it! Move.
You know what?
[electronic music]
You know what?
¶ ¶
You know what?
[car engine revs]
You know what?
¶ ¶
You know what?
(Buddy voiceover) This was it. I just had to grab my go bag
You know what?
and my shiny new passport and it was, "Adios, Ladner."
You know what?
¶ ¶
You know what?
[tires squealing] [car horns]
You know what?
[church music]
You know what?
[electronic music]
You know what?
¶ ¶
You know what?
[car engine revs]
You know what?
¶ ¶
You know what?
Better you than me, pal.
You know what?
[exhales]
You know what?
Buddy Dobbs?
You're under arrest for the murder of Jonathan Barlow.
Buddy Dobbs?
[organ music]
Buddy Dobbs?
Whoa, whoa. Sir--it's a crime scene.
[police radio chatter] [sirens]
All right, I--I live here. What's going on?
[police radio chatter] [sirens]
- Someone's been shot. - Oh, God. Dora.
[police radio chatter] [sirens]
Sir? Sir!
[police radio chatter] [sirens]
[gasps] Buddy!
Dora. Are you okay, what happened?
[gasps] Buddy!
There was somebody in a ski mask with a gun.
[gasps] Buddy!
And so, I grabbed my bow.
[gasps] Buddy!
Oh!
(Dora) And then, shot.
Oh!
I'm so sorry. That must have been terrifying.
Oh!
I think that it was probably the same creep
Oh!
who broke into Mrs. Lutz's house.
Oh!
Yeah. Probably.
Oh!
Ma'am? We need your statement.
Oh!
- It's gonna be okay. - Come with me.
Oh!
(Buddy voiceover) This was all my fault.
Oh!
The killer had come for me.
Oh!
Clearly sent by that sick prick, Damien.
Oh!
[dramatic music]
Oh!
¶ ¶
Oh!
Oh, Damien. Oh, thank God you're here.
Don't worry. I'll take care of you.
Oh, Damien. Oh, thank God you're here.
[gunshot]
(Buddy voiceover) I had to split town
before Damien came gunning for me again,
(Buddy voiceover) I had to split town
so I maxed out the cash advance on Barlow's credit cards.
(Buddy voiceover) I had to split town
Now I just had to figure out where the hell to go
(Buddy voiceover) I had to split town
so he couldn't hunt me down.
(Buddy voiceover) I had to split town
[intense music]
(Buddy voiceover) I had to split town
¶ ¶
(Buddy voiceover) I had to split town
Jonathan, do you own a place in Mexico?
I think you do.
Jonathan, do you own a place in Mexico?
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
a boat load of cash on Jonathan Barlow's credit card.
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
Do you know what that means?
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
Yeah, but you go first.
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
I'm thinking whoever has his credit card
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
killed Barlow and dumped him in the bay.
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
- Bullseye. - We've gotta move on this.
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
Or we could head over to Dino's Deli
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
for cheese steaks.
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
Tim, we're talking about murder here.
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
You know what else is murder?
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
That line at Dino's if we don't get there by noon.
Get this--somebody in Ladner just took out
(Buddy voice over) Ashlee had a guy who could
doctor my passport, but I had to move fast.
(Buddy voice over) Ashlee had a guy who could
Damien wasn't the type to waste time.
(Buddy voice over) Ashlee had a guy who could
[doorbell rings] Damn.
(Buddy voice over) Ashlee had a guy who could
Oh, hello, Pastor.
I want you to know that I am calling
Oh, hello, Pastor.
an emergency meeting of the council to discuss
Oh, hello, Pastor.
that...terrible business last night.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Okay.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Also, our daughter, Lisa, and her fiancé,
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Gunter, are ready for their premarital counseling.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Good for them.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Have Dora set something up for Monday.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
(Buddy voiceover) When I'm chugging margaritas in Cancun.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
The meeting's right now.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Was scheduled weeks ago.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Apparently, Robin Hood didn't put it on your schedule.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Yeah, well, Dora's been a little preoccupied.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
That, she has.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
Whore--able what happened to her.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
(Schmidt) Hilva? Enough.
Oh, hello, Pastor.
So this counseling's for them, right?
Oh, hello, Pastor.
I just want to not think about this
and move on with the rest of my life.
I just want to not think about this
[applause]
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
- You're a hero. - Oh. Oh.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
Well, that's... thank you.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
No, thank you for standing up to crime.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
You're drinking free today.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
Oh, no, that's okay.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
I don't need any special treatment.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
Oh, why not? You're a star, girl.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
[applause] ¶ Hallelujah ¶
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
[cheers] - All right, Dora.
- What's going on? - I think it's for you.
So, uh, you guys get along okay?
Yeah, you, uh...
You have any diseases the other should know about?
Yeah, you, uh...
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Best of luck.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Wait, is that it?
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
No. No, no, no. Of course not.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Uh... How's the sex?
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Gunter and I have never had...relations.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
We're saving ourselves for marriage.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
What?
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
How can you get married without boning first?
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
What if the key doesn't fit the lock?
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Well, uh, we feel that our love
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
and mutual res--
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, forget that emotional crap.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Listen to me.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
When you hook up, that's when you know
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
if you're right for each other.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
It's called chemistry. Without it, you're screwed.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
I...don't know what to say.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
I believe the words are "thank you,"
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
and if you'd like to throw in a little tip,
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
that'd be okay too.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
No?
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
Well, consider yourselves counseled.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
I gotta book.
Okay, you sound perfect for each other.
No, but take another one. I was blinking.
It's good enough.
No, but take another one. I was blinking.
Hey, this is my fake passport picture.
No, but take another one. I was blinking.
It's gotta look really good.
No, but take another one. I was blinking.
[sighs]
No, but take another one. I was blinking.
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
- A grand. - What?
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
Well, it's usually 800, but I can smell desperation.
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
Fine, but I need it ASAP.
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
The best my guy can do is tomorrow morning.
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
I could be dead by then.
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
Good thing you're paying upfront.
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
I'm gonna miss you too, Ashlee.
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
[dramatic piano organ music]
Okay, what's this gonna cost me?
(Buddy voiceover) Just in case Damien knew my car
had Florida plates, I decided to swipe some new ones
(Buddy voiceover) Just in case Damien knew my car
for my drive to Mexico.
(Buddy voiceover) Just in case Damien knew my car
Now I just had to stay alive till I got that passport.
(Buddy voiceover) Just in case Damien knew my car
[loud thud]
(Buddy voiceover) Just in case Damien knew my car
Buddy? What are you doing?
Hey. I was just, uh...
Buddy? What are you doing?
picking up a bottle cap.
Buddy? What are you doing?
I collect them. Ooh--Coors Light.
Buddy? What are you doing?
Don't see that much.
Buddy? What are you doing?
Um, listen. About last night.
Buddy? What are you doing?
I am really sorry.
Buddy? What are you doing?
I mean, trying to seduce you like that
Buddy? What are you doing?
was totally inappropriate.
Buddy? What are you doing?
I forgive you.
Buddy? What are you doing?
On the plus side, it did make me realize
Buddy? What are you doing?
why I've never found love.
Buddy? What are you doing?
I always go after unattainable men.
Buddy? What are you doing?
I get it.
Buddy? What are you doing?
A beautiful lady like you can have
Buddy? What are you doing?
any guy she wants, needs a challenge.
Buddy? What are you doing?
See, it's talk like that
Buddy? What are you doing?
that makes me want to go after you again.
Buddy? What are you doing?
But there's this guy Dave. He's a handyman.
Buddy? What are you doing?
He's always asking me out.
Buddy? What are you doing?
Maybe I'll take him up on it.
Buddy? What are you doing?
Well, he does sound attainable.
Buddy? What are you doing?
[bell dings] Ooh.
Buddy? What are you doing?
Another emergency council meeting.
Should we head over?
Another emergency council meeting.
You know, you go ahead.
Another emergency council meeting.
I got something I gotta do first.
Another emergency council meeting.
Oh, okay.
Another emergency council meeting.
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
Then our very own pastor!
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
They are targeting Lutherans.
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
This is a hate crime and our church is right
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
in the center of it.
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
We must respond.
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
Shouldn't we just let the police do their thing?
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
The community is looking to us for leadership,
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
Russell, and by gum, we're gonna lead or die trying!
(Schmidt) First, a congregant.
What the hell does that mean?
I'm down with the leading, not so much the dying.
What the hell does that mean?
All right, too far, but we must act like Dora.
What the hell does that mean?
You proved yourself a heroine.
What the hell does that mean?
Oh, I just did
What the hell does that mean?
what any prodigy-level archeress would do.
What the hell does that mean?
Well, tomorrow, when people arrive for Sunday service,
What the hell does that mean?
I want you to stand outside that church
What the hell does that mean?
with your bow and arrow.
What the hell does that mean?
We'll show that hooligan he's messed
What the hell does that mean?
with the wrong denomination.
What the hell does that mean?
(Alexa) You'll be our symbol.
What the hell does that mean?
That we're mad as hell, and we're not gonna
What the hell does that mean?
take it anymore.
What the hell does that mean?
(Schmidt) Exactly.
What the hell does that mean?
[cell phone rings] I--that's my daughter.
What the hell does that mean?
I'll, um--you just keep chewing on this now.
What the hell does that mean?
You know what she needs? A catchy nickname.
What the hell does that mean?
Guys, come on, let's not get carried away.
What the hell does that mean?
What's about Dor-Rambo?
What the hell does that mean?
Yes, that is totally kick ass.
What the hell does that mean?
(Schmidt) You!
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
You told my daughter to have sex with Gunter?
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
No, no, no.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
I just said it was insane that they hadn't.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Well, they did, and it went very poorly.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
You were there?
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
No.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Lisa's so upset, she's calling off the wedding.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
This is your fault and you are gonna fix it now.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Me?
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Well, I guess I could show 'em a few moves.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Just understand something, sir.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
This is Lisa's one chance to get the status and respect
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
that comes with marriage, and I will not let you ruin it.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Now, you tell her that the sex will get better.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
I'm a pastor. I'm not allowed to lie.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
You'll do whatever it takes. We need to land this plane.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
And whatever you're doing with that, I don't want to know.
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
(Buddy voiceover) Staying at my place was risky
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
and it was my last night in Ladner
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
so I figured, what the hell?
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Why not go out with a bang?
Oh. Hey, I was just, uh--
Buddy?
Wow, you look great.
Buddy?
Thanks. What are you doing here?
Buddy?
Remember last night when you were all,
Buddy?
"Let's make out," and stuff and I was like,
Buddy?
"No, I'm super gay."
Buddy?
Yeah.
Buddy?
[slow jazz music]
Buddy?
(male voice) We should get going, Alexa.
I'm kind of on a date...
With that guy Dave I told you about.
I'm kind of on a date...
Oh.
I'm kind of on a date...
I could reschedule.
I'm kind of on a date...
Alexa deserved a shot at love and it wasn't going to come
I'm kind of on a date...
from a one night stand with me.
I'm kind of on a date...
No, I just needed to do that.
I'm kind of on a date...
To confirm that I am in fact super gay.
I'm kind of on a date...
And now I have.
I'm kind of on a date...
So that kiss wasn't good for you?
I'm kind of on a date...
It was, it just...
I'm kind of on a date...
It just would have been better if you had whiskers and wiener.
I'm kind of on a date...
All right, good night.
I'm kind of on a date...
[rock music]
I'm kind of on a date...
Damn it!
I'm kind of on a date...
Now what?
I'm kind of on a date...
I couldn't go back to my place
I'm kind of on a date...
because that's where Damien would come.
I'm kind of on a date...
But who else in Ladner would be cool
I'm kind of on a date...
with me spending the night?
I'm kind of on a date...
Hey, Russell. You got something on your face.
I'm kind of on a date...
Oh, Douglas and I were just microdermabrasioning.
I'm kind of on a date...
What's up?
I'm kind of on a date...
Look, I just can't be alone in my house
I'm kind of on a date...
with that maniac still on the loose.
I'm kind of on a date...
I was gonna ask if I could stay here, but if--
I'm kind of on a date...
We'll see you at kickball.
Come on in.
We'll see you at kickball.
So, you're back.
Yeah, thanks for letting me crash here.
So, you're back.
And where do you think you'll be crashing?
So, you're back.
Couch is good.
So, you're back.
Buddy, I don't get this game you're playing.
So, you're back.
My heart is not a yo-yo you can just toss up and down
So, you're back.
and twist into that thing where it dangles between
So, you're back.
- the triangle. - Rock the cradle.
So, you're back.
Yes, thank you.
So, you're back.
You're giving me mixed signals and I demand an explanation.
So, you're back.
Unless you don't feel one is appropriate,
So, you're back.
in which case, I take it all back.
So, you're back.
Russell, look.
So, you're back.
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
where I just need a friend, a good friend, like you.
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
You understand?
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
- Totally. - Good.
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
You're saying your desire is there,
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
but the timing isn't right.
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
Okay.
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
[intense music]
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
¶ ¶
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
[silenced gunshots]
[sighs] I'm at a place in my life now
Son of a bitch.
[silenced gunshot]
Buddy!
Ooh!
Buddy!
Aren't you a jumpy Jimmy today. [giggles]
Buddy!
Alden Schmidt's waiting for you in your study.
Buddy!
Oh, let me just go upstairs--
Buddy!
Now, Pastor.
Buddy!
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
huh?
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
It was terrible.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
No, but it gets better, right, Pastor?
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Yeah, maybe. Listen, here's the thing.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
I don't know if Gandalf will ever be good in the sack.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
His name is Gunter.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Whatever.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
But if he makes you feel special...
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
If he makes your heart race, then go for it.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
If not, life's too short to live it with the wrong person.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Right, Alden?
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
That is not what we agreed on, Pastor.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
No, Daddy, he's right.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Gunter doesn't make me feel special.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
I knew all along I was settling.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
No, but, Lisa--
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Listen, Daddy, I know that you want me
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
to get married, but I would rather live alone
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
then be trapped in some bad marriage.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Like the Pastor said, life's too short, right?
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
[stumbles] Yeah, of course, sweetie.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
[stutters] Look, I just want you to be happy.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
I love you, Daddy.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
[lively music]
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Bye, Alden. See you at church.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Oh, that reminds me.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
I have a new nickname to run by you.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Now, what do you think of...
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Conquistadora?
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Hmm.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Doesn't feel quite as sharp as Dor-Rambo.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
All right, well, either way, killer.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
The important thing is we sell you as a warrior
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
who shoots first and asks questions later.
So I heard your first time belly bumping didn't go so well,
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
under the back doormat. Thanks, Ashlee.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Hey, time for Sunday service. Here are your robes.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Freshly pressed.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Hey, would you mind helping me?
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
I can never get the sashy thing even.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Sure. Turn around.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Buddy, can I talk to you?
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Yeah.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
I've done something awful.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
I've let my pride get the best of me.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
You and I have different definitions of awful.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
I got so caught up in being a hero,
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
and now they want me to be this vigilante symbol,
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
and, I don't know, it doesn't feel right.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
I don't shoot first and ask questions later.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
I ask lots of questions right upfront
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
and then I make an informed decision.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
So don't do it.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Yeah, but I don't want to let everybody down.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Dora, if there's one thing I have learned
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
in my time as a Pastor, it's that once you start trying
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
to be someone you're not, life get's way too complicated.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
You're better off just being you.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
You're right, as usual.
Look, I'll be out for a while, so just put the passport
Here you go.
Thanks.
Looks great.
Thanks.
- Hey. - Yeah.
Thanks.
For what it's worth, in my book,
Thanks.
you were a hero long before you shot that intruder.
Thanks.
Oh.
Thanks.
And just so you know, Ladner really was a sleepy
Thanks.
little town before you got here.
Thanks.
I don't know what happened.
Thanks.
[church bells]
Thanks.
He's a hard one to figure out,
Thanks.
- that Buddy Barlow. - [sighs] I'll say.
Thanks.
Great kisser, though.
Thanks.
I imagine.
Thanks.
Me too.
Thanks.
Can I speak to you just for a moment?
Thanks.
Yeah, sure, wha-- Hey, where's your bow and arrow?
Thanks.
I didn't bring them.
Thanks.
Well, I have mine in the trunk.
Thanks.
- I'll go grab 'em. - No.
Thanks.
You don't understand. I don't want to pose
Thanks.
in front of the church.
Thanks.
Well, you don't have to pose.
Thanks.
Just stand there with your bow and arrow
Thanks.
in firing position and don't move.
Thanks.
No, I don't want to be a symbol for anything.
Thanks.
You see, I just want to be me.
Thanks.
I'm sorry. I'm done with this.
Thanks.
Lovers spat?
Thanks.
How often must I tell you?
Thanks.
I am not interested in Dora romantically.
Thanks.
Oh, please, Alden. Spare me your lies.
Thanks.
Life is too short.
Thanks.
Is everything okay?
Thanks.
You're right, life is too short...
Thanks.
To spend with the wrong person.
Thanks.
And that is why, on the advice of my Pastor,
Thanks.
I am gonna follow my heart
Thanks.
and I'm leaving you for someone.
Thanks.
- You're what? - That's right.
Thanks.
Yes, she's young and vibrant and fun,
Thanks.
and her name is Ashlee.
Thanks.
- Ashlee? - Yes.
Thanks.
Not, like, yea high?
Thanks.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Blonde hair?
Thanks.
Wha--yeah.
Thanks.
Butterfly tattoo on the neck?
Thanks.
Yeah, how--how in the--
Thanks.
You're leaving your wife for a hooker?
Thanks.
How dare y-- she is no such thing!
Thanks.
- You told him to do this? - No.
Thanks.
Ah!
Thanks.
Pastor, congregation's ready for you.
Thanks.
That I may smile again before I depart...
[phone beeps] - And am no more.
That I may smile again before I depart...
Next up, the homily.
Today's sermon is about...
Next up, the homily.
Jesus H. Christ.
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Jesus was a pretty awesome dude.
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He once said, "He that believeth in me,
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the works that I do he shall also do and greater."
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I know that because it's on the wall in my bathroom.
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[giggles]
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It's a needle point. I made it.
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I think he was saying that we don't know
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what we're capable of until we're tested.
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And we could do a lot more than we think we can.
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Nothing's forever, right?
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I mean, who knows how long we're gonna be here?
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I might be gone tomorrow.
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So could any of you.
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So, like Jesus, we have to make the most
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of our time here on Earth.
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Now, I know I've only been in Ladner a short while,
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but you all have become my family.
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So let me leave you with this: Enjoy the little things.
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Be good to your fellow man.
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Be grateful for fun times.
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And, most importantly, remember...
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Thou shalt not kill.
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You know what?
Stand up.
You know what?
Instead of our regular handshake routine,
You know what?
let's hug it out.
You know what?
Hug your neighbor. Hang on to them!
You know what?
Don't let go.
You know what?
I gotta hit the can.
You know what?
Start playing and don't stop 'til I get back.
You know what?
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You know what?
¶ ¶
You know what?
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You know what?
[church music] Damn it! Move.
You know what?
[electronic music]
You know what?
¶ ¶
You know what?
[car engine revs]
You know what?
¶ ¶
You know what?
(Buddy voiceover) This was it. I just had to grab my go bag
You know what?
and my shiny new passport and it was, "Adios, Ladner."
You know what?
¶ ¶
You know what?
[tires squealing] [car horns]
You know what?
[church music]
You know what?
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You know what?
¶ ¶
You know what?
[car engine revs]
You know what?
¶ ¶
You know what?
Better you than me, pal.
You know what?
[exhales]
You know what?
Buddy Dobbs?
You're under arrest for the murder of Jonathan Barlow.
Buddy Dobbs?
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Buddy Dobbs?