I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! (2015-…): Season 9, Episode 9 - Fear Pong - full transcript

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(ALL SHRIEK)

DR CHRIS: ..jungle delirium...

(LAUGHTER)

..set in.

(LOUD SHRIEK)

Holy Dooley's. They're half bonkers.

Do it again! Do it again!
Do it again!

JULIA: And The Honey Badger...

(BELL RINGS)

Oh, my God, Nick!

NICK: It was like a turd covered in
burnt hair.



That's the smell.

..met...

..his...

..match.

Oh, God.

(GROANS)

(CHEERING)

My God, what I witnessed
really confirmed

that the plot has been lost.

Here's my pet rock, Adam.
What are you gonna call him?

Glenn.

CHANTING: Chew, chew, swallow!
Chew, chew, swallow!
Chew, chew, swallow!

JULIA: Our jungle chefs have cooked
up some of the foulest dishes

that we have ever seen.



DR CHRIS: Deb, did you ever think
you'd be sitting next to

Pippa from Home And Away,
eating a pig's penis

covered in sprinkles?
(LAUGHTER)

Bianca...

(SCREAMS)

Swallow! Look up. Swallow!

..Nathan...
(RETCHES)

Don't you want to be a big boy?

I'm a big boy.

..and Aesha...

Up, up!

..will need stomachs of steel...

How is this my life?

(RETCHES)
..in our funniest trial...

Oh, my God!

..ever.
(RETCHES)

That may be one of the best things
I've ever seen in my life!

(LAUGHS)

Our celebs have lost the plot.

The celebs HAD a plot?

Yeah, and now they've lost it.

Just how lost is the plot?

Well, the plot is very lost.

Where exactly did they lose
the plot, Doctor?

Well, they lost the plot, Doctor,
somewhere in this episode of...

BOTH: I'm A Celebrity...
Get Me Out Of Here!

Hi, I'm Dr Chris Brown.

And I'm...

Wait, what did I come in
this room for?

I feel like I've gone blank.

I know I had a reason
for coming in here. I just...

Doctor, would you mind awfully

retracing our steps,
so I can...?

Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah.

So I was like,
"Hi, I'm Dr Chris Brown.

Then I come in, blah, blah.

Oh, oh, oh.

That's where I came in to say
I'm Julia Morris.

Oh, my God. What about...
Thank God it's a rehearsal.

Er, it's not a rehearsal.
Far out.

(CREW LAUGH)
No, but at least
we're not live.

This would have been
a huge waste

of our chance
to tell everybody

how amazing
tonight's show is.

Well, we are live
and it was indeed a huge waste.

But, with our old pal screen,

we can look at the amazingness
ahead tonight, Julia.

Shimmy, shimmy!

(CREW LAUGHS)

Nick, The Honey Badger, relates
the true story

of his near-fatal
animal attack.

Yikes. Dicko peels back
yet another layer

with a candid account of
the relationship

that he had with his father.

Oh, and Liz.

Liz is persuaded to do
the thing she fears most.
Oh, my gosh.

I will not say how it goes.
Oh, my gosh.

Shimmy!
Back to the camp.

Shimmy it up, Doctor.

Well, look, it was
the beginning of a new day

and it started with,

not to put too fine a point
with it, a morning.

Yeah.
And despite the delirium,

sleep deprivation
and tiny rations,

Adam woke up with a spring
in his step.
Yes.

We'll make sure
it never happens again.

It can't happen again.

Nice, Ads!
(GROANS)

Wow. So much energy.

I know.

How have you got so much energy?

'Cause I love this shit!

Maybe you've officially
got through your detox period.
Maybe.

How does it feel?

Yeah, I feel like I could run
a marathon.

Do you actually?
Yeah, I'm fine.

You're not.
Tell me to do anything, I'll do it.

DOMENICA: 100 push ups.

I can't do 100 but...

As many push ups as you can.
I'll max out.

Three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten,

11, 12...

I have these bursts

and these little powerful bits of
energy that flow through my body.

And, in that time,
I like to utilise it

to the best of my capabilities.

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

Nice, Adam.
(CRIES OUT)

One more, 40. Yeah!

(APPLAUSE)
Nice, Adam.
Unbelievable.

I don't know if you heard me
counting, but I did over a thousand.

There's two abs just, they're
just starting to creep out now.

I'm going to pan fry this.

Get ready to go?

Yeah, I'm going to sit.
Yeah, OK.
Wow.

I'm sick of eating oats, every day.

Are you going to make
an oat pancake?

Yeah, I'm going to try and make
a pancake.
Oohhh.

We are so hungry in here

that we're just desperate to try
anything new, any shred of flavour.

So what's the ideal result here?

Oh, I love ANZAC biscuits.

If we fry the oats, it might taste
a little bit like a cookie.

Shall I put some oil on it?

Oh, yeah.
Soak it. Soak it.

Oh!

AESHA: Yum!

I'm not really sure what it looks
like to Nick

when we are all crouched around
Nathan,

as he attempts to cook
tiny oat pancakes.

Chef Henry.

Chef Henry.
Henry.

Chef Henry at your service.
Bonjour, Mademoiselle.

I'm not sure if he got
the excitement that we felt.

Yay, Nath!

Oh, flip it.

Bordering on euphoria.

(CHEERING)

AESHA: Yeah, I want one now.

My God, what I have witnessed
really confirmed

that the plot has been lost.

Crispy. Who wants to try?
Any takers?
Please.

Tastes good.
Why you lying?

I'm not. It tastes like popcorn.

You know you're in a funny spot
in your brain

when you're convincing yourself
and each other

that they tasted like popcorn.

There is a hint of popcorn in that,
I'm going to be honest.

They did not taste like popcorn.

It tastes like shit.

Yeah, it's not good.
It just tastes like burn.

(LAUGHTER)

It is early days for the camp mates
to be losing their marbles.

And understandable of course,
but doesn't make it OK.

Hey, team. So, got to 'fess up.

Ohhh!

There happens to be some
hot chocolate.

Delicious, rich and flavoursome.

Hot chocolate and creamy.

Should I just go hand it...

No, wait, wait, wait!
Just wait before you go anywhere.

It's off the books.
We just all consume it.

Or is it a case of double jeopardy?

We can't be charged twice
for the same crime?

That is a good plan.

Who votes to consume Badger's
contra'?

Looks like we're consuming!
(CHEERING)

That's what we've become,
a pack of hyenas.

A pack of hungry hyenas.

Who hasn't had one?
Who hasn't had one?

That was great. Thanks, Nick.
Hmm.

This is a proper zoo.

AESHA: Oh, my God, thanks, Nick!

(DR CHRIS GROANS)

Oh, the Doctor's not happy.

Those naughty celebs
have broken the rules

and that really hurts him.

I hate contraband.

So he's having a little time out
to enjoy some lovely big breaths

to calm down. That's it, Doctor.
Can you believe it!

Deep breaths in,
just like we talked about.

That's...
Never, ever, ever,
ever, ever again!

(CREW LAUGH)

He's fine. OK.

But if it was up to the Doctor,

he wouldn't save any of
the celebs

from the looming elimination.

But it's not up to him.

It's up to you.

So keep your favourite face

in the jungle by voting.

Big breaths, love bug.

Gosh, after all that
contraband sugar,

the celebs did exactly
the same thing I don't

(LAUGHS) - they hit the gym.
(GROANS)

Are you alright, bub?

The first rule of gym club is
you tell everybody about gym club.

Let's get some promotion going.

Three, two, one, go!

Oh, yeah.
Good start.

Not only am I working out with
an AFL player,

I'm also working out with
an Olympic boxer.

Either this has got heavier
or I've got weaker. I've got weaker.

It's so amazing to have people
in here

who love exercise
just as much as I do.

One, two, boom!

Yeah! Woo!

I've been called surprisingly fit,
by some.

That's nice, Pete.

Adam is very passionate
when it comes to the workout.

Keep going until I say stop.

Those little steppers
get your heart pumping.

The gym's great fun,
even if it's a bit Fred Flintstone.

Nice stuff, team.

Dicko gives this his everything.

That's it.

I find it is so important
to be moving,

to stay active, get the legs pumping.

ALL: Pull, push! Pull, push!

I would be very disappointed if
I don't come out a few kilos lighter.

Very disappointed.

Great session.
(APPLAUSE)

Thanks, guys.

..dinner...
(RETCHES)

..is served...
(SCREAMS)

Pig's penis with sprinkles.

..at our funniest eating trial ever.

Don't you want to be a big boy?
I'm a big boy.
Yeah, you're a big boy!

"I'm a big boy."

Did you ever think you'd be sitting
next to Pippa from Home And Away,

eating a pig's penis
covered in sprinkles?

Oh, my God!

(RETCHES)

How is this my life?

Welcome to back. Now, yesterday,
we left Aesha, Deb, Nathan

and Bianca reeling with the feeling
they'll be facing a trial.

Oh, God.

I hate it when
I'm facing a trial.

You've got to burn
all that evidence

and get onto the witnesses
and intimidate them.

And of course, you need
to flirt with some hot cops,

just to get you to slip through
the system. It never ends.

Yeah, you know what, though?
What's that, bub?

You get it done.
Hey.
Yeah.

And you know what?
That multi-tasking...
Yeah.

..it's always impressed me.
Aw.
I don't say that enough.

Awww.

Now, in the history of trials,
eating trials,

Fear Pong is one
for the books,

the kind of books I hope
you never have to read.

(CHEERING)

Put me down to physical things.

You did great, Aesha!

I'm not good with this kind of thing.

I'm not good with food.

This is fine. We've got this, man.

We've got this.

Deb, how you feeling?

Erm...

Fine.
I'm fine.

The only advice I've got for you,
just think you're eating nice food.

I gagged eating mussels
and raw salmon.

The eating trial is the one that
I'm most scared of

because I think it's
my biggest weakness.

Wow.
Oh, you didn't tell us that.

Yeah.
But we can conquer that.

What's the worst that can happen?
We're going to be sick, that's it.

We're not going to die.

I'll just think, "swallow,
swallow, swallow, swallow."

Stars, stars, stars, stars!

I'm absolutely starving right now,
to be completely honest.

We need stars.

There's a big difference between
three, seven and 13 stars.

We need 10 plus stars to feed
the whole crew tonight.

ALL: (CHANTING) Chew, chew, swallow!
Chew, chew, swallow!

Chew, chew, swallow!

Chew, chew, swallow!
Chew, chew, swallow!
Chew, chew, swallow!

Chew, chew, swallow!
Chew, chew, swallow!

Chew, chew, swallow!
Chew, chew, swallow!

Chew, chew, swallow!
(CHEERING)

Here we go.

Have you got your hat?

Aesha, hat.

Oooooohhhhhhhhh...
Wait!

(ALL GROAN)

Oh, wait. I need mine.

Oooooohhhhhhhhh...

Go!

(CHEERING)

Oh, my goodness.

JULIA: What a crew.

Well, welcome, celebrities.

Today, we're gonna have a little
bit of fun with a drinking game.

It's kind of like the jungle version
of beer pong,

only you won't be drinking anything.

No, you'll be eating.

Our jungle chefs have cooked up some
of the foulest dishes

that we have ever seen.

I mean, simply really revolting.

But look, there is actually
some good news.

You guys are going to be able to win
some yummy condiments

to make your disgusting dishes
a little less disgusting.

That's right.
Our pong is set up with ten cups.

Each cup is linked to a condiment.

One at a time, you'll take turns
throwing a ball,

to hopefully land in the condiment
of your choice.

Then to earn your stars,

you just have to eat your dish with
the condiment.

I hate mustard.

You might not get mustard.

In what world is mustard the thing
you're scared about

at an eating trial?
I don't know.

You said we get condiments.

It's for the team, not for you.

There are 13 stars up for grabs,
and therefore 13 meals for camp.

Hey, Aesha.

We saw your reaction in camp when
you were announced as a trialist.

Have we just found the one thing
you're NOT excited about?

I think so.
I think you've cracked me!

Surely all that time on yachts,

you'd have to eat some
pretty poor food, wouldn't you?

You know, I've spent
many, many years dealing with

world class chefs and eating
their scraps,

so my palate is quite refined.

OK, sorry, yes, I understand.
(LAUGHS)

Now, if any dish isn't
to your liking,

and I'd be surprised if that was
the case,

just say the words, "I'm a Celebrity
Get Me Out of Here"

and you won't have to eat that dish.

However, you will lose the stars for
that dish.

What about you, Bianca,
you feeling confident today?

Sure, yeah. I'll give it a crack.

I'm not really big on trying
different foods

but, you know, I'll do it.

Deb, are you excited that your first
trial is an eating trial?

So I may have to go full method
here,

put my personality aside
and just... What did you say?

..become an eating machine.
Yes, eating machine.

Look, it's a bit like beer pong

but the lawyers wouldn't let us
call it that,

and also we don't support
irresponsible use of alcohol,

which is why we called this trial
Fear Pong!

Yeah, totally.
It's going to be delicious.

What worries me is you've got to do
your fingernails to eat food with.

Nathan, can I just ask, is there
a team motto at play here?

Do you want to hear our song?

Yes!

ALL: # We're celebs, not plebs

# Shove it in our mouth

# Chew, chew, swallow!
Chew, chew, swallow!

# Chew, chew, chew, chew,
chew, chew, swallow!

Yippee!

Oh, my gosh.

Well, I actually have never been in
a food trial

where the spirits are this high, Doc.

I know, I know.
We can change that I'm sure.

(LAUGHS)
AESHA: Possibly deluded.

Alright.

Bianca, you actually received
the most public votes,

so, you are unfortunately up first.

OK, love that for me, but also,
pff!

OK, sure.

Step up and get ready to take
your shot at a delicious condiment.

Good luck!
You can do this, honey.

Good luck.

What's that? Whipped cream?

Whipped cream.
OK, I'll take whipped cream.

That is a Madagascan hissing
cockroach with whipped cream.

(GASPS)
It's worth one star.

Guys, guys, guys, where's
the chew, chew, swallow thing?

That's gone!

Now, these are probably a delicacy
in some countries.

This is true.

Just not this one, Deb.

NATHAN: Chew, chew, down.
Chew, chew, down.

AESHA: Don't think about it.

Look at him.

(ALL SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT)
Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew!

Down, down, down, down, down.

(SCREAMS) I can't, I can't.

No, I'm sorry.

What about if her team
counts her in.

Yeah.
That might just really get her
across the line.

From ten? We'll count you in
from ten. Ready?

ALL: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four, three, two, one...

Yes, yes, yes!

Swallow, swallow, swallow!
Yes, yes!

Look up, swallow. Swallow.

(RETCHES)

(COUGHS)

I'm sorry.

Good try.
I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

You know it.
OK.
That was disgusting.

No stars, but a valiant start.

OK, Deb, time to step up and put
your ball into the Fear Pong bucket.

Why are my knees shaking?

Oohhh.

Cheese! Yum!
Shredded cheese.

That's good. That's good.

That is a shredded cheese-covered
pig's anus.

It's worth one star.

They're rather large animals
aren't they?

Hm.

OK.
Pig's anus.

That actually looks really good.

Just what's on the tooth pig, Deb.

Where's his butt hole?

That's it.

Oh, straight in.

Chew, chew, swallow!
Chew, chew, swallow!
Chew, chew, swallow!

ALL: Chew, chew, swallow!
Chew, chew, swallow!
Chew, chew, swallow!

Chew, chew, swallow!
Chew, chew, swallow!

Yeah!
You're having pork tonight,
girlfriend!

Get more cheese in.
The cheese is really lovely.

You're almost done.
You're almost done.
Last one.

Get some cheese with it.

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Certainly put a hole in it.

It takes so long to chew.

(CHEERING)

Well done, Deb.

They didn't serve that at The Diner,
did they?

No!
No.
No, no.

We had a hamburger phone, though.

Deb, your hard work deserves to be
rewarded.

Let's have a look.
Oh, I could weep.

Your first trial star,
there you go.

Thank you. I'm delighted.

That's one star.

Aesha, you're up next.

What are you aiming for?

I would like the peanut butter.

Because, say Deb got the pig's anus,
it would be saute anus.

Doesn't it sound immediately better?

Immediately.
Yeah.

You got it!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Yeah, peanut butter!

Amazing.
# Saute... #

(NEEDLE SCRATCH)
This is earth worms

covered in peanut butter.

You're joking.

You're happy, is that what you mean?

Looks so good.

The whole thing?

Squid ink noodles.

Don't say squid, I hate squid.
Oh, no, sorry!

I take it back.

NATHAN: Three, two, one,
get it down. Go on.

Come on. Go on. Swallow it.

Chew it, swallow it.
Chew it, chew it.

Aesha, swallow it.
Chew some of it.

Chew it, swallow it.

Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow.

You're doing really well.
Swallow! Swallow!

Swallow it!

Suck, suck, swallow.
Suck, suck, swallow.

(ALL SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT)

Keep going! Keep going!

Swallow, swallow.

Don't spit it out.
Do not spit it out.

Do not spit it out.
Swallow it, it's spaghetti.

It's spaghetti.

(SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT)

Is she crying?

The whole thing,
it seems excessive.

It seems a bit excessive.

At least you smell like
peanut butter.

My nails taste like dirt.
They taste like dirt.

I can imagine!

NATHAN: Close your mouth, Aesha.
Close your mouth.

Close your mouth. Close your mouth.

(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)

Close your mouth!

How is this my life?

Put it all in.

All, all. Go, go, go, go.

It's fine. It's fine.
Keep going!

Swallow. Swallow.

It's like she's possessed.
Oh, my gosh.

NATHAN: Swallow it.
Come on, Aesha. Come on.

(GAGS)
Yeah!

Surely that's done?

Hold that for the camera.

It's done.
That is a done deal.

Well done.
Aesha, beautifully done.

Did you just lick the spoon?

I couldn't leave anything.

Mmm.

Two stars there, guys.

Off to a fantastic start.

Head cheerleader Nathan, you're up.

Please be jam.

Oh.

It's mustard.

No, no, no, no. No, no!

Are you a fan of mustard, Nathan?

I hate mustard, it makes me sick.
Oh.

Oh, I messed up.

Oh, this is no good.

You're going to do really well.

Don't patronise me, Aesha!
(LAUGHTER)

These are snook egg sacks
with mustard.

(RETCHES)

CHRIS: These are snook egg sacks.

(GAGS)

What's on the fork is worth one star.

It's looking like a very unlikely
one star right now.

(GAGS)
We've got to be supportive.

It's just egg.
It's just egg of fish.

Just egg of fish.
Yeah, that's right.

(SINGSONG) Egg of fish.

AESHA: Yum, yum, yum, fish!

Egg and fish, but with mustard.

Mustard.

Can you aim that one?

(SQUEALS) Oh, gosh!

Fish. Yum. Yum, yum!

Yum, yum, yum.
Yum!

I think he'll aim
whichever way he possibly can.

Go on, then. Yep, think of all the
things you've eaten in your life.

JULIA: He's dipping
into the mustard, it must be bad.

In what world are you dipping it
in the mustard, mate?

No, you're fine.
You're fine, you're fine.

Down!
I can't. It's so dry!

Just get it down. Just get it down.
Keep chewing, chewing.

More mustard, more mustard!
Just keep chewing.

Shut up!
OK, sorry.

It's not going down.

Oh, God!
(GAGS)

Oh!
It's fine.

(CHUCKLES)
Don't you want to be a big boy?

I'm a big boy.
Yeah, you're a big boy.

Oh!
Yes, Mummy's proud.

You're so close!

What is going on?

(LAUGHS) "I'm a big boy."

God, there's so much muscle
on that!

Look how many flies came!
Help with that.

Yep. No, you're fine.

You're fine, go.
(YELLING)

(BELCHES)

(MUTTERING)
Whoa.

JULIA: Great stuff, that.

Oh, my God.

(BELCHES)
Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep!

Well done.
Wow.

DEBRA: Well done!

Oh, my goodness.

Uh, Nathan, that was
an extraordinary effort.

Third star.

Just one?! Really?

OK, Bianca, the bad news is
this next round belongs to you.

The good news is
the round is worth two stars.

BIANCA: Of course it is.
Oh, Jesus.

Step on up. OK. What are you
aiming for this time, Bianca?

Marshmallows.

Oh!

And that's how it's done.

Good!

She scores.
She does.

(LAUGHS)

This is a cow's brain
with marshmallows.

You're joking.

OK.
Those marshmallows look good.

DEBRA: Pick up the fork.

It's the portion
with the fork in it.

See how much. It's just that.

So... So maybe have a little bite

and then have a marshmallow
straightaway.

NATHAN: How about... (STUTTERS)

Put the marshmallow
in your mouth first,

so you've got the sweet taste.
Yeah.

Then try the brain.
This in first?

Marshmallow in your mouth.
Yeah, chew.

Suck on the marshmallow.
Whack that brain in.

There you go, gag-swallow.

Gag-swallow.
There we go.

Chew, chew, chew.
Yeah, girl. Yeah, girl!

Chew, chew, chew. Chew and done.

Yeah, girl!
Yeah, chew. Chew, chew.

Chew, chew, chew.
Yeah, girl!

And now swallow!
Chew it, chew it! Chew it, chew it.

(GAGS)
Swallow. And now swallow.

(SPITS) Yuck!

That was not great.

Nah.
Oh, dear.

(COUGHS) I don't know. Yuck.

Well, Bianca, you certainly tried...
Yep.

..but unfortunately,
those two stars cannot be awarded.

OK.

Deb, over to you
for three stars for this round.

Oh, yes!
Right down the middle.

Sprinkles.

Sprinkles, indeed.

I can't wait.
(LAUGHS)

Oh, Deb, it's a pig's penis
with sprinkles.

The sprinkles make
all the difference.

Why is it wet?
(LAUGHS)

It's got slimy stuff coming off it.

That's personal, Nathan.
(LAUGHS)

I've got a feeling this is
going to be really, truly...

Delicious!

Go, Deb.
She doesn't muck around.

Wow, straight into it!
She's so straight into this.

You're a trooper!

Oh, yeah.

No, let's not talk about it.
Let's not talk about it.

Come on, Debs, you got this.
I'm so proud of you.

I'll put this here, just in case.

Aesha...
(DING!)

..did you ever think
you'd be sitting next to Pippa

from Home And Away eating
a pig's penis covered in sprinkles?

(LAUGHTER)

I mean, never a more
iconic sentence, Doctor.

(MUFFLED CHEERING)

Ooh, how'd it get over there?

Oh, my God!

I'm so proud of you, honestly.
Swallow, swallow, swallow!

I'm so proud of you.
This is incredible.

If Deb can't do it...
ALL: Nobody can!

If Deb can't do it...
ALL: No-one can!

If Deb can't do it...
ALL: Nobody can!

Let's go, Deb. Let's go, Deb.

(WHISPERING)

(CHEERING)
Deborah.

Far out!
Deb, you are a global superstar.

Well done.
You are, Deb.

Wow.

Three stars, Deb.
(DING!)

Well, that was amazing, Deb.

It was amazing.
That was amazing.

We got six stars -
that's good, that's good.

We're doing well.
Yeah, that's great.

Celebrities, this last dish
is worth four stars.

Last?
Last?

Aesha and Nathan,
you both need to eat it.

(THEY LAUGH)

Oh, God!

We have chosen the garnish
for this last dish.

(ALL GROAN)
So, no more throwing.

(ALL GROAN)
Please, be nice.

You both need to eat this dish
to win your four stars.

It's four stars or nothing.

So, this is stinky tofu

with sliced century egg.

Where's the condiment?

The century egg IS the condiment.

That's not on the board.

(LAUGHTER)

Oh, my God.

DEB: You can do this.
Do you want to do it?

(BLEEP) yeah. Oh, shoot.

Ooh, sorry.
(LAUGHTER)

Sorry. Absolutely, yes.
You want to...

You want to do it?
Yeah. Let's do it.

Bottoms up.

Good on you.

Chew it, chew, it, chew it.
Look, up, up, up, up, UP!

Swallow, swallow, swallow!
(BELCHES)

Swallow, swallow...
Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew!

(GAGS)
(SQUEALS)

Swallow!
(GAGS)

I can't, I can't, I can't.

I can't.
(RETCHES)

(LAUGHS) Oh, God!

(LAUGHS)
(RETCHES)

(GUTTURALLY) It won't stop.

Just to be clear -
do you like it or not?

What do you think?
(LAUGHS)

What do you think, Chris?
(SNORTS)

(LAUGHS)

(SPITS)

That may be one of the best things
I've ever seen in my life.

(GASPS)

That is so difficult to do.

Unfortunately, you've vomited,

which means
you cannot win those stars.

You have won six stars.
Yay.

Well done.
Well done.

A brave effort.

And you can now head back to camp.

Please. Quickly.
Don't forget your hats.

I don't know.
Maybe take your buckets with you?

I don't know.
Oh, that was so bad.

Thank you.
Thank you.

Thank you.
Good effort.

Come on, guys.
Chew, chew. Swallow.

Chew, chew. Swallow. Vomit.
Chew, chew. Swallow. Vomit.

BOTH: Chew, chew. Swallow. Vomit.
Chew, chew. Swallow.

Chew, chew. Swallow. Vomit.

What time's the reservation
for dinner?

It's about 20 minutes from now.
Oh, nice.

What are you going to have?
A little aperitif.

I reckon let's go the other way.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow.

Six stars. Not great, Doctor.

No.
But of course,

I'm sure the campmates'
disappointment will make

the whole ordeal worthwhile.

Yeah, and I must say,
inspired work

from Trent,
our trials designer there.

At first,
his schedule was too packed

to do the show,
but he made it work

after escaping
from a nearby facility.

Yes, well,
he's been hard at work.

He deserves a rest.

Or, as some would say,
intervention.

Yeah, look, I wonder
if he has something

more rational lined up
for tomorrow's trial.

(THEY LAUGH)

The jungle is a wild place,
full of dangerous bandits.

But if you break the law
of the jungle, you'd better beware.

Because there's
a new sheriff in town.

To win meals for camp,

celebrities will need to apprehend
these criminals

by catching them
in their oversized handcuffs.

This is Slime Doesn't Pay.

This looks
so much fun, eh?

I reckon I would even have
a go at it, Doctor.

Ah, you heard that.
Or I'd...

(LAUGHS) As if I am!

Look, you alone decide

which hardened jungle crims
will go to the trial

and learn that slime
simply doesn't pay, Doctor.

If you think a celeb
or Julia deserves to cop it,

rat them out by voting at...

A reminder -
this show's just for fun.

Yeah. No.
We don't endorse ratting anyone out.

Snitches, they do get stitches.

Hmm! Very wise words,
Doctor. Very wise.

Now, we have reached
the end of the show.

No, we haven't, Julia.
So, that's...

No, we haven't.

We're just getting started.
Right.

OK, Dr Chris,

hit me with a big,
old, sassy next.

There's a bull on this tree
and a bull on that tree.

The Honey Badger's...

Was about halfway through,

and I just heard the hooves
of this just, du-doosh, du-doosh.

..near-death experience.

I was penetrated...

(LAUGHS)

..by a bull.

(WHISPERS) Five, six, seven, eight.

The dance routine is something

that I learnt
with my best mate, Will.

Fruitcake.

I was just making sure
that I remembered the choreography.

Ahh! That's it.

I thought, for morale,
I could teach Liz

how to do that dance -
if she's up for it.

And then we can perform it
for the campmates.

I don't know if she's open to it.

It is a bit provocative.

Then, at this point,
you would bob down.

Yeah.

I would leapfrog over you.

Yep.
You would spank my bum.

(CHUCKLES)
Flip.

Oh!

Dancing in front of people
is, for me,

more anxiety-inducing than heights.

Spank.

Then we do a shimmy.

Done.

Alright.

I'll do my best to learn it.

Yeah!

The jungle makes you do
strange things.

So good!

You know what?
You had me at spank your bum.

(THEY LAUGH)

(TRILLING)

My beloved,
I cannot wait to see

Liz and Woody's
performance.

How do you think
Liz is going to do?

Because, literally,

she is terrified
of dancing.

Well, I think
she'll be great, Julia.

Yeah?

I mean, after all...
Mm?

..is netball not
a kind of dance?

(SIGHS)

I don't believe
it is, Doctor.

I don't believe it is.
(LAUGHTER)

Well, time now for
our show within a show,

featuring the three
elements critical

for making
compelling television.

Uh, Wood...
Mm!

..Woody...
Yes.

..and a woodpile.
Goodness me.

Yes, it's
the latest instalment

of Getting Wood With Woody.

And tonight's special guest
is the Honeyed Badger.

Hmm!
(LAUGHTER)

(SINGS) # If you need wood,

# Then you probably should

# Get wood with Woody!

# Chatting to a flog

# While getting a log... #

And today my flog is
Nick 'The Honey Badger' Cummins!

Whoa! What a tonal.

Yeah?
Yeah.

In a positive way?
I think... Well...

(LAUGHTER)

You've been thrown
straight into the jaws of it.

(LAUGHS) It's been pretty hectic.

You haven't had a chance
to ease in at all.

Look at this thing.
Oh, wowie!

Get on there. Go on.

The beautiful
lime green colour of it.

Here, have a look at it.
That is...

(GUFFAWS)

Oh, that took me far too long to
figure out what was going on there.

(LAUGHS)

Here you go, buddy.

Common ground we genuinely have
is the fact

that we both have young babies
back at home.

So, he's got Billy,
his seven-month-old son.

And I've got Remi,
my little girl, who's six months old.

How has life changed
since Billy's come into the world?

Oh, you know, when you...
When you're, like, a young bloke?

You've... you just want to
take on the world

and rip into everything.
And, danger?

What's that? It's bloody...
Yep.

Big tree? Climb it.

Big mountain? Hike it.
OK.(LAUGHS)

You know? Deep ocean? Dive it.
Yeah. (LAUGHS)

Just have a...
Have a crack at life.

Yeah. And that's you as well.

I feel like that's
the Nick Cummins that everyone knows.

Yeah! I would like to be thought of
one day, you know,

by my youngsters as that.

Yeah.
I think that's a good example.

But, yeah, like,
definitely with the youngster...

The last two times
I've gone spearfishing -

I used to just dive down and,
you know, go to the end

of your breath and you,
"No, I can do more,"

or I go down there
for half the time.

Yeah.
I'm down there for half the time.

And on purpose, just...
I just get that feeling.

They sort of pop in your head

when you sort of getting lower
on your breath,

even though the fish,
the fish of the day

or the week is there.
Yeah.

You can see it coming in
and you're like...

And then it's just like,
"That means nothing compared to...

"..that vision I just had."

And you just go...

(PUFFS RAPIDLY)
And just shoot to the top

and let it go.
Yeah.

Not worth it.

I mean, it's hard to see, though,
when you don't have a youngster,

but when... after it,
it all makes a lot more sense.

Yeah.
And you're forced to grow up.

I've still got a way to go, but...
(LAUGHS)

Yeah, we'll get there, mate.

But you don't want to grow up
completely, either.

No, no. You don't want
to lose that sense of joy...

'Cause then you're bloody boring.
Yeah.

The risk was the reward,

because that's when you feel,
you know, fully alive

and all that sort of stuff.

But since having a youngster,

it's a very different game now.

You pick your battles.

So, obviously,
you're a thrill seeker.

Yeah.

If you could pick one moment
where it was like,

"Yeah, struth, I...
I could have died there."

Does one come to mind?

There's a couple.

(LAUGHS)

One was a little
bull-catching up in the NT.

Yeah.
And I'm walking between...

I've seen there's a bull on
this tree and a bull on that tree.

They're all tied,
everything looks tied.

And I'll just keep walking
through the middle.

And I was walking through
and I looked at that one -

so I kept an eye on him.

And then I've got about halfway
through and I just heard

the hooves of this, just...
Du-doosh, du-doosh.

I got two steps in.

I got one, two.

And then it just went...
(BLOWS AIR)

The popping sound
as the thing went through here

and it just missed my kidney.

Oh, far out!
Yeah, just.

And went through there -
obviously, the fat, the muscle,

and then beside the kidney.
And the...

And the doctor, when I got airlifted
or choppered in,

yeah, they said, oh, he goes,
"Oof! That was lucky."

So if that...
If that hit kidney, you...

Oh, I could have bled to death.
Yeah.

Far...
I thought that was a...

That was a hair-raiser.

You were skewered.

I was penetrated...
(LAUGHS)

(CHUCKLES) ..by a bull.

(THEY LAUGH)

You're a good man, Badge.
(LAUGHS)

I can't wait for our families
to get together.

Yeah. We'll have to have a barbie.

Bloody oath. Righto.

That's the end
of Getting Wood With Woody.

We always finish it
with a hug, mate, so...

Yeah, look.
Get in here for the real thing.

It's been a journey.
Yeah, mate.

(THEY LAUGH)

Love you, mate.

I went for the, er... The...

Oh, did you? Yeah, yeah.

I... I didn't want to...

I... I was actually leaning forward,
so there you go.

It's like you're being kicked out.

(THEY LAUGH)

(HISSING)

Another great
Woody woodpile chat.

Mm!
But, Julia?

Hmm?
Una paloma blanca!

What about the
Honey Badger's bull story?

Oh, I actually
believed it. I...

(LAUGHTER)

Doctor, we all love
nursery rhymes.

Yeah, yeah,
but they can be

surprisingly
violent, though.

I mean,
Three Blind Mice.

Yes.

The farmer's wife
cuts off their tails

with a carving knife.
What?!

Did you ever see
such a thing in your life?

As three blind mice.
(LAUGHTER)

I mean, I actually have
never seen

such a thing in my life,

but I guess the lesson
for any mice

watching tonight
is drink in moderation

rather than get blind.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway...
(LAUGHTER)

Here's a fun, secret mission

that involves
nursery rhymes,

Pete, and pulling
the wool over

his jungle buddies' eyes.

PETER: "Peter, are you
up for a secret mission?"

It's my first one.
I'm very excited.

"You must choose
three nursery rhymes and convince

"your fellow celebrities
that they are events

"from your real life."

(CHUCKLES)

"You should tell three different
nursery rhyme stories

"to three different campmates
without them realising

"that you're making it all up.

"Your campmates may think
you've gone bananas,

"but if you succeed in this mission,

"you will win bananas
for the whole camp.

"Good luck."

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.

Hazza.

Great man.

Harry doesn't need the small talk.
You can jump right in.

You ever been concussed?

It's a taboo subject that we don't
talk about in boxing.

Right.
You know, it's quite common.

Yeah.
Yeah.

I was concussed once.

Once?

Yeah.
When you were how old?

Young. I was like...
Think I was, like, 10.

Yeah.

And my grandad used to live
on this property,

and there used to be, like,
this hill, and we used to always,

like, go up and it had this,
like, well on it.

Went up with my sister and I did
that thing where you roll,

you just roll down the hill,
you know?

Yeah!
And I got all bloody mixed up,

and, you know, I had to...

I actually got a bucket of water
and I bloody leant back,

just hit this stone...
Oh! Ah.

Actually broke my head
and split it open.

Oh, wow.
I think there's still a...

Right in the back of the head.

Yeah, right on the crown.
I think there's still a scar.

I don't know
if you can see it or not.

Wow, that's... Yeah, yeah.
That's why I wear a hat.

'Cause I'm paranoid
about the bloody scarby.

Yeah, wow.

I've never experienced
anything like that.

Obviously, boxing takes a lot,
but his story was...

..was pretty full-on.

I mean, that can't be good
for your brain.

(LAUGHS)
That can't be good at all.

Harry, tick.

Yeah.

I have Dom cornered.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king's horses,
all the king's men,

couldn't put Humpty together again.

Oh, no.
..is to fall backwards.

Hit my head on the rock.
I mean, I was on...

When I was on Channel 31
and we were just filming a sketch,

and we weren't filming
at the time.

We just... They had the cameras on.

Like, this kind of, like doing
behind-the-scenes stuff.

Yeah.
And I'm sitting on the wall

and with talent rovers there,
and there's, you know,

the director's there and...

She's hooked. I've got her hooked!

And I'm trying to pretend
I know what I'm talking about.

I'm trying to feel cool.
I just fall backwards.

And I bloody... I cracked my head.

Oh, my God!
Yeah.

There was a bloody cop
and a policeman...

A bloody horse!
You know the police...

Yeah.
They came over.

They all, everybody's rushed in.
Bloody trying to patch me up.

They filmed it, and I thought,
"They won't show it."

They showed it?
But they showed it.

I was a shell of a man.

Dom, tick.

Two down, one to go.

(GROANS)

OK. Aesha, did you own sheep?

You must have owned sheep.
You're a kiwi.

Here, Pete...
Ah, stay there, stay there.

Mary had a little lamb.

Her fleece was white as snow.

And everywhere Mary went,

that lamb was sure to go.

How many sheep did you have
growing up?

None.
None?

Yeah, surprisingly.

No, don't try
to buck the stereotype.

I've had one more sheep
than you, then.

You had a sheep?!
I win.

Really?
Little baby sheep, yeah.

Oh, a lamb?

A lamb.
Little lamby.

I'd love my own little lamb.

Very white, yeah.

When Pete was telling me his story,

it just seemed weird because Pete
does not strike me as a lamb guy.

Doesn't leave you alone.

Yeah, I love that.

Shops - it bloody followed me.

Did it?!
Go to the park it'd foll... Yeah.

I've literally never in my life
heard of a lamb

following someone to a shop.

Followed you to the shop?

(LAUGHS) Yeah.

It was the final part
of the challenge,

and I felt like I was about to slip
on a banana peel.

That's so cute!

Oh, I'm so jealous.

Yeah.
Yeah, I'd like to have a lamb.

Little pet lamb.

Tick, tick, tick. Banana.

What have you got here?
Campmates, I've been on a mission.

(GASPING)
What?!

My mission was to incorporate
three nursery rhymes into stories

from my actual life
and for you to believe it.

Humpty Dumpty fell off a wall!

You had a lamb!

Oh, what? I'm so dumb.

I'm so dumb. (LAUGHS)

He got me, that's for sure.

It's been a success.

We have bananas!

(CHEERING)

Yes!

Anyone can lie to me with stories

as long as it involves a reward
of treats at the end.

DEB: Well done, Pete.
DICKO: Well done, Pete.

That was so worth it.
Oh, my goodness.

BOTH: Bananas, bananas, bananas!

(DING!)

HARRY: Just to let everyone know
who's doing it -

the breath work is this.

(INHALES)

(EXHALES)

(INHALES AND EXHALES)

In the nose,
out through the mouth.

We're just going to take
three real conscious breaths,

just to relax ourselves,

feel our bodies sink into the bed.

Deep breath in.

(INHALES)

And out.

(INHALING AND EXHALING)

I feel like I'm in some sort
of Byron Bay yoga retreat.

(INHALES)

(INHALES AND EXHALES)

(INHALES AND EXHALES EXAGGERATEDLY)

And you keep doing that until you're
about to pass out, pretty much.

(INHALES AND EXHALES)

I've been breathing for 47 years.

I've never needed one class.

(INHALES AND EXHALES)

Have you ever been in a room
of heaving celebrities?

(INHALING AND EXHALING)

Slightly uncomfortable.

(INHALING AND EXHALING)

HARRY: 10 more breaths.

I saw Harry
like some kind of a shaman.

(INHALING AND EXHALING)
Keep going, right to the end.

(INHALES AND EXHALES)

Three, two, one.

(INHALES RAPIDLY)

(EXHALES RAPIDLY)

It was like I entered a cult,
to be honest.

I think I found Jesus.

(CHUCKLES)

I'm pretty sure
this is the beginning

of a true crime podcast.

(EXHALES)

In through the nose,
out through the mouth.

(HONKS)

(LAUGHTER)
In through the nose,

out through the mouth.

(HONKS)

There we go.

That should have
you feeling

a lot more relaxed,
Doctor.

I guess so.

But why the party blower?

Absolutely no reason.

To be honest, I found it
on the ground,

and I thought it'd be
really funny

if you put it
in your mouth.

(LAUGHTER)

Sorry, love. Mm.

And now, of course,
we love discovering

new and different sides
to our celebs,

especially when we gain
an insight

into their personal lives.

Yeah, and as we know,
Dicko found fame

on Australian Idol
as the tough love judge.

And, as we're about to hear,

that persona may well
have been informed

by a difficult upbringing.

My dad was a brute.

He spent five years in the SAS
in Malaysia in the 1950s,

and I never got on
with my dad that well.

And he was not a great dad
and pretty violent.

All through my youth,

I've seen him destroy one,
two, three blokes in a fight.

Like... Just, he was a little bloke.

He used to box for the SAS
as well, and he was a weapon.

But, yeah, he became an alcoholic,

and he never really stopped
being a user.

And I think because he was
from a shit background

and had had a shit lot in life,
and he was fairly brutal,

he just... he just carried it
through him through his whole life.

I was never close with my father.

He was absent a lot.

So I never got to forge

the sort of relationship with my dad
that I did my mum,

who was an ever-present
in my life growing up

and was very much my angel
and my inspiration.

Did you make peace with him at all?
With...?

Not really.

He moved to Italy
when I was in university,

and we was in Genova and I thought,
"Well, I've got kids now,

"maybe they should know
their grandad."

So I paid for his ticket
and invited him back,

but he behaved really badly.

And I did that a couple more times,

and every time I paid for him
to come back,

he just behaved worse and worse.

And then when I moved to Australia,
I just thought,

"Actually, I don't need him
in my life," so I just cut him off.

One of my favourite things
about being in this camp

is getting to know Dicko.

We crossed paths many, many times.

This man that I thought
I knew enough about,

as it turns out,
I hadn't even scratched the surface.

He was
from a pretty tough upbringing.

He grew up in the war.

He grew up
with a really brutal father.

Even his mum -
his mum, my nan - was hardcore.

He's got a stab wound in his back,
that I assumed was from the army.

He told me in later life
it was from his mum.

Oh!

He wound her up so much

that she turned round
with a bread knife and went for him,

and he turned around
and she stuck a knife in his back.

All my life I assumed
that was from the army,

and it was from his mum.

You are heroically polite,
I think, now...

(ALL LAUGH)

..with all this new information.

My mum was my angel,
but he was my driving force,

because he never provided
for the family,

and I always said, "I'm going
to provide for my family."

Well, you've turned out
a very wonderful man, considering.

Yeah.
Yeah. Thanks, Mum.

Yeah.

No matter how much you try
and grow up

and evolve into the sort of man
that your dad wasn't,

I find myself behaving
in a way sometimes,

and I go, "Oh, my God,
that's just like my father."

But then I guess you have to accept
that everyone's got good points.

And my dad was
a fabulous entertainer.

So, if I've inherited
any of those things from him,

I guess I have to accept them
with good grace as well.

You know, you hear stories
like that,

and my little kids,
if I raise my voice at them,

"Mummy, you scared me!"

I want to take that story back
and say, "This is how I could be."

(ALL LAUGH)

"I will stab you!
I will stab you with this knife."

(MIMICS SHARPENING KNIVES)
(ALL LAUGH)

Bloody kids,
you've got it too bloody easy.

DR CHRIS: Coming up...

"All Teeth And Tits".

That's... That's me.

..we know what they think...

And you do have magnificent bosoms.

Oh, thank you.

..now they know what you think.

"Budget Gordon Ramsay".

(ALL TALK AT ONCE)

Yeah!
(ALL LAUGH)

Well, hello back to I'm A Celebrity,

and if you're channel-flicking,
stop it!

Arrete, if you will.

Stay a little while,
you might be surprised.

Yeah, alright, Australia, this is
the one you've been waiting for.

See, earlier in the day,
Woody asked Liz to pair with him

in a one-off dance performance
to delight their fellow camp mates.

Yes. Now, Liz isn't too thrilled
to be dancing.

In fact,
the thought actually petrifies her.

But in the true spirit of giving it
a go and the true spirit of Liz,

she has rehearsed her backside off
and she's ready for the stage.

Yeah. So, sit back and enjoy... this.

Will you please welcome,

making their jungle debut,

Rabbit-Proof Wing Defence!

(ALL CHEER)

Liz and I have been practising
this sexy dance routine all day,

and I think we're ready
to show the rest of the camp.

OK, now, before we start this,

there will be
some crowd interaction,

which I'll be asking very,
very shortly.

But I think it would be remiss of me
not to let you guys know

that before I asked Liz
to join me in this duo act,

I didn't realise
that what we're about to do is

one of her biggest fears.

OK.

Oh, my God.

I hate the thought of it.

If someone had said to me
before I came in here,

"Part of it is
you'll have to dance onstage,"

I'd have been like,
"No, not going in."

So, I hope we have a very warm room
as she faces right now...

(ALL CHEER)
..one of her biggest fears.

OK, so, I need everyone
to start clapping.

You could see how nervous Liz was.

But, boy, oh, boy,

when she got moving,
she looked great.

Hey!

DOMENICA: We don't have a TV,
we don't have books, the only way

to be entertained in here
is to do it ourselves.

Whoa!

Woo!

I'm so proud of Liz.

She gave it everything.

Oh!
(LAUGHTER)

Oh!

NATHAN: There's a lot of touching,
a little bit of twerking,

smacking of the booty,

I'm thinking
this is an erotic frog dance.

(ALL SHRIEK AND CHEER)

LIZ: That was good.
Yeah.

That was a crowd favourite,
actually.

Yeah. Oh, I actually heard
gasps and wows.

Yeah, I...
..from the crowd.

(ALL SHRIEK AND CHEER)

And that's it!

(ALL SHRIEK AND CHEER)

We nailed it!

Rabbit-Proof Wing Defence
was a smashing success, wasn't it?

I couldn't agree more.

Rabbit-Proof Wing Defence,
everybody.

(CHEERING)
Thank you.

Welcome back
to Dancing Under The Stars.

I've given that performance...

..a 10.

I've given that performance...

..a 10.
Oh.

So, well done to Liz.

I mean, here in the jungle,

it is all about stepping out
of your comfort zone.

And didn't the netball champ
step out in style?

Doctor, she so totally did.

And do you know what?

Dinner tonight is a...

..six-star feed.

I just... That was a lot smoother
than what I'm used to.

Look, it doesn't sound like a lot
of food to feed a hungry camp,

but...

Why are you smiling?

You look very pleased
with yourself, Doctor.

It's just the contraband, Julia.
Is it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The celebs thought they got away
with their heinous crime,

and I thought there was no justice
in this world,

but it turns out there is justice.

My justice.

And that sweet, sweet justice...

That's...
..they had rocks for dessert, Julia.

Justice!

(LAUGHTER)

BIANCA: What's your favourite bug
you've eaten?

I like cockroaches.

You like cockroaches?

They're good for you.

You eat cockroaches?
Crickets and stuff. Yeah.

It's good for you.
Wow.

Yeah. You know, like, for example,
I eat cricket chips,

and they're amazing.

They're so nutritional for you.
And it's better for the environment.

Yeah, it's so much better
for the environment.
AESHA: Yeah.

And then it's even, like, you've got
chocolates with worms in there.

Imagine if I gave that to my kids
for lunch.

That would be so cruel.

But it's really good for you.
No, thanks.

Dom, if I gave you some,
you wouldn't even know.

I'd rather just eat a regular chip.

I wonder what weird animal
you guys are going to get tonight?

Ooh! Oh!

ADAM: We've got some movement
in the cable.

Hey, it looks pretty good, I reckon.
There's a bit in there.

Yeah.
It's a brick.

Alright, gather round. Gather round.

PETER: Go, Debs!
"Celebrities, today,

"Bianca, Debra, Nathan and Aesha won
six stars...

(ALL CHEER)

"..in the Fear Pong Trial.

"Your dinner tonight is six meals
worth of..."

Ooh!

"..venison..."

Oh, yum!
"..boerewors.

"Hopefully you enjoyed
your contraband from earlier today.

"For dessert...

"..you have rocks."

(ALL SIGH)

We literally have rocks?

That hurt.

That was like a real kick
in the nuts

with a boot full of rocks.

Guys, everyone, here's your dessert.

Well, I'm going to have my dessert
before the main meal.

Unfortunately, there is not enough
for everyone.

So...
ALL: Aww!

..make yours... You want a rock?

I've already licked mine.

I've already licked mine,
so I get the whole thing.

Nick, I think you should eat one,

because it's your fault
that we're experiencing this.

AESHA: I can't believe we get rocks
for dessert!

I ate about 200 worms today,

and Lord knows I deserve

some mother-effing fruit.

It's my pet rock from now on.

WOODY: What are you going
to call him?

Glenn.

Six stars, no seconds tonight,

not even dessert.

What's that, Glenn?

Yeah, I can't.
I can't say that, that's...

That's not nice, Glenn.

But I agree.

NICK: Oh, have a look at this guy!
Whoa-fa!

It's like chorizo, almost.

(SIZZLING)

There's that sound!
DEBRA: Oh, that smells good.

So good.

DICKO: It's better than nowt.

Really?

That's why I'm in a mood -

because I feel like, for someone
who's not done a challenge,

and said they would give it
your all,

if that was your all...

She didn't try.

And I feel
like she let the team down.

On the first one, there was one star.
It was a cockroach.

He did it.

It was like this... "Eurgh!"

That was the first one.

And the next one was like this.

Fair enough, when she bit it,

it did split in half and a bit
of guts went in her mouth.

Spat it back out.

I'm A Celebrity...
Get Me Out Of Here.

There was no even attempt to go...

Not even try and eat it.
No.

And then you've got Debs
chomping down on a pig's anus

and a pig's dick.

I was like, "That's trying."

All you went was, "Agh! No!"

Yeah, right.

I'm not going to sit here and say,
"Oh, I'm happy with six stars."

Hmm.

Bianca gave it a really red-hot go.

She tried her best.

You've got to admire that.

BIANCA: Does everyone have
their plates ready?

I feel like sometimes
we can be a bit dramatic

about how much will feed

how many people.

To be fair, we ate well tonight.

For six stars, we ate really well.

Thank you for coming, Anna.

Well, you guys have cooked up
a treat, as usual.

Amazing work, chefs.

PETER: Yeah. Thank you, chefs.

Thank you, triallists.

Thank you so much, everyone.

AESHA: This is decent, eh?

Yeah.
DEBRA: It's a six-star feast.

And just remember,
we've got rocks for dessert.

Yum!
Why I oughta!

Oh.

Yeah... Oh, hello back.

Doctor, why don't you name
today's cocktail for us?

I would love to, Julia.
I'd love you to!

Well, I was thinking,
in honour of his dancing

and interviewing skills...
Yeah.

..I think
I'll call this cocktail the Woody.

I love it.

Well, here's to the Woody.
Mm-hm!

I'm mad for a stiff drink.

(LAUGHTER)
Hmm.

Coming up, we join the celebrities
in camp for all the drama

of who you, Australia,
have voted into the next trial.

Yes. But, first, social media has,
of course, been abuzz

with not only
our celebrities' names,

but a few choice nicknames as well,
Doctor.

In tonight's After Dinner Challenge,
our campmates must

collectively try and match
the nickname you've given them

to the real celebrity name.

I can't tell you my old nickname.

(LAUGHTER)

(GASPS)

LIZ: OK. First one.

Ooh.

It's like live Instagram.

"Fairy Godmother".

Oh, Deb?
Deb.

Debbie's the fairy godmother.

DICKO: It has to be
the wonderful Deb.

She wanders round the camp,
putting lavender on our foreheads

before we go to sleep every night.

It's the nicest tucking-in service
I've had since I was a kid.

Next one. "Scout Leader".

Ooh.
Scout Leader?

Who's the Scout Leader?
Scout Leader.

I kind of thought it would
have been either Adam, maybe Harry.

Part of me feels like it's Adam.

What about if it's, like, Harry,
'cause he's kept the fire alight?

(ALL TALK AT ONCE)

DOM: Yeah, you're right. Scout.

HARRY: I really don't understand.
The Scout one is a tough one.

"All Teeth And Tits".

That's... That's me.

Teeth and...
Maybe me because I smile a lot.

Yeah, you've got beautiful teeth.

I haven't heard that saying before,

and I was like, "Well, I do have
boobies and I smile a lot."

Yeah, I think it's Aesha.

And you do have magnificent bosoms.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, no, this is Aesha. Sorry!

"Unclean Queen".

Yeah!

(ALL CHEER)

That's me!

Please bow down,
because royalty has arrived.

Who's "All Teeth And Tits", then?
BIANCA: Out of us two.

Well, it could be...
It could be a bloke.

It might be Nathan.
I was thinking it could be me.

It could be Nathan, Nathan's teeth.

Oh, teeth? And saying I've got tits?
Wow, that's not very nice!

Big Nath. Teeth and tits.

I wouldn't say
he was stoked with it, early on.

"Dad Bod Of The Year".

Oh.
Ooh.

Woody.

But Woody's, like, a new dad
with a great bod.

We've been talking
about me being a new dad a lot.

Yeah.
I don't reckon it's you.

Because a dad bod is just, like,
you know, a little bit sloppy.

PETER: Yeah, but it's
on social media,

so somebody's gone,
"Woody, wow, he's a new dad.

"Look at his bod."
"Look at his bod."

"Budget Gordon Ramsay".

(ALL TALK AT ONCE AND LAUGH)

WOODY: I think it's got to be Dicko.

That's a giveaway. Hilarious.

I'll actually take that!
Hilarious.

I'm a little bit miffed by that,

because I'm more
of a Nigella man myself.

"Please Run For PM".

You?
I think it's Liz.

I think it's Liz.

No-one's bringing up me.

I'll put it on me
and then we'll see.

I must have said something...

..remotely intelligent.

Ooh, "Snake Charmer".

Pete?
Could be Nick,
'cause he got bitten by the thing.

Yeah.
Yeah.

So, I reckon it's one of you two.

Yeah. I reckon you, Pete.

Oh, "Australia's Best Laugh".

That's you.
Oh, Bianca.

(LAUGHS)
Oh, Anna's got a great...

Can't say I'm surprised.

"Pass The Popcorn".

Oh, that's Dom.

NATHAN: That's Dom.

WOODY: Little drama queen.

Yeah. "Pass The Popcorn".

I'm waiting to see
what she does next.

Oh, my God. This is...

"DILF"!

DOM: Woody.

One of these two.

AESHA: Woody!
WOODY: Could be Badger as well.

Yeah, I reckon
"Scout Leader" is Badger.

PETER: Yeah.
And I think "DILF" is Woody.

Yeah. I reckon swap.

I think Woody becoming a dad
has become,

you know, has been a big thing.

NICK: Let's be honest,
there's a few dads in there,

but let's be real at the same time -

it definitely wasn't Pete or Dicko.

So...

"Australia's Next Top Model".

I think "Australia's Next Top Model"
is Harry.

DICKO: Yeah.
Yeah.

Because he modelled beautifully.

But I think your pink hair
is a style.

Anna - style icon.

Yeah, I think that's...
LIZ: Yeah, that's right.

AESHA: Yeah.
BIANCA: I feel that.

I just really don't think that...

I really don't think I'm going
to be "All Teeth And Tits".

I don't think this is right.

You've got great tits.

I think Anna might be
"All Teeth And Tits,

because you've got kahunas.

DOM: No.

Teeth!

I reckon we're close.

This feels... This feels right.

OK. Are we ready?
I'm going to say head-locked.

Ooh.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!
Green!

Green!
Green?

ALL: Ohh...

Oh, wow.
We got one right? That's it?

LIZ: No, there must...

It'll be waiting for...

ALL: Oh!

AESHA: You're green.

DOM: So, you two were wrong.

NATHAN: You have to go...

(ALL CHEER)

WOODY: Oh, yeah.
That has to be right.

(ALL CHEER)

LIZ: "Dad Bod Of The Year".

Yeah.
You're pumping for this.

(ALL CHEER)

If this is what Australia wants
to see,

I'm going to give it to them.

ALL: Yes!

(ALL CHEER)

ALL: Yeah!

DILF, DILF, DILF, DILF.

(ALL CHEER)

I am not "Teeth And Tits"!

(ALL LAUGH)

(ALL CHEER)

(ALL LAUGH AND CHEER)

What?!

NICK: You two swap.
WOODY: You two swap and we're home.

AESHA: "Snake Charmer".

(ALL CHEER)

(ALL CHEER)

Doctor, when we make our way
down the twig tunnel,

do you feel like a little baby

who's just coming down
the birth canal

and being born into camp?

No.
No?

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

(CHEERING)

Hello there!
How lovely.

(THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD)

How lovely.

Hi, guys.

Risky.

Hello there.
Everybody good?

Gosh, we've missed you.

We have.
WOODY: We've miss you, too.

I know.
I bet.

In so many ways, right?

Well, celebrities, by now,
you have each had a little taste

of what it's like
to compete in a trial.

In fact, some of you have had
more than a taste

than you might have liked.

Hmm.

Now, luckily for you all,
today's trial is tasteless.

However, it will engage
another one of your five senses.

The sense of repulsion.

Yes.
Excellent.

The Australian public have voted.

If you hear your name called out,
please stand up.

Oh, stand.

Dicko.

ALL: Ooh!

Liz.
ALL: Ooh!

Domenica.

ALL: Ooh!

Peter.
ALL: Ooh!

Harry.

Adam.

Love you!

Woody.

Oh, it might be all of us!

Aesha.
Oh.

Now, if you hear your name
called out...

Oh, doing the up and down.

..please sit down.

(ALL LAUGH NERVOUSLY)

Dicko.
Dicko.

Liz.

Peter.

Aesha.

The celebrities who are
still standing are coming to trial.

(ALL CHEER)

Bye, guys. See you soon.
See you later.

Yeah!

Come on!

Come on.

Yes, Dom. Yes, Dom!

(ALL TALK AT ONCE AND CHEER)

Whew!
Oh!

You guys are going to smash it!

I'm repulsed already!

NATHAN: What's repulsion?

Wait, wait, wait...
I'm so excited.

(ALL TALK AT ONCE AND CHEER)

I'm so excited.
Yeah, I'm really, really excited.

It means it's disgusting!

I'm so keen.
And I've got all the boys.

Surely you'll be involved, surely!

So, Domenica, Harry, Adam, and Woody
are soon going to find out

that slime doesn't pay.

Now, Australia, listen up.

Our next trial is the classic
horror show of the Viper Room.

Claustrophobia, snakes,

You know the deal - it's terrifying.

Or do you?

Well, this time around,
it's a two-person viper room.

So we need you to choose
two celebrities who'll work together

harmoniously...
Harmoniously?

..and definitely won't
annoy each other at all.

Oh.

BOTH: Ahem... Dom.

Ahem... Dicko.

Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.

Yes, Doctor likes the cold,
I like the room temp.

So...
Oh, that is better.

Hmm, hmm.

Hmm.

(WHISPERS) Dom and Dicko.

And details
of how to perform your voting duty

can be found
at the website of websites,

That's mostly vodka,
which is unfortunate.

Look, it's been
another fun-filled jungle day.

And tomorrow we're hoping
the jungle is scream-filled as well.

Hmm, Dom and Dicko.

We return tomorrow at 7.30
live from South Africa.

And we'll see you, then.

Oh, Dom and Dicko.

And we say bye for now.

Repulsive!

Big day for us.

Big day for us, Harry.

Yeah, the boys.
DOM: Yeah.

Yeah. Me too.

Yes, finally!

You've been waiting!

He's been waiting!

PETER: Get them stars!
Yes, thank you, Liz.

I did the eating one,

and I was like a dead rubber
at the end,

because by that time,
everyone else had to eat.

So I just started eating balls
for no reason

because I was so keen
to do something.

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