I Love Lucy (1951–1957): Season 1, Episode 10 - Lucy Is Jealous of Girl Singer - full transcript

After reading a newspaper article planted by Ricky's press agent, Ethel convinces Lucy that Ricky is fooling around with the lead dancer in his nightclub act.

( "I Love Lucy"
theme song playing)

( theme song ending)

Good morning, Lucy.

Lucy!

( screams)

Good morning.

Shh! Ricky's still asleep.

What's on your mind, Ethel?

Oh, nothing.

You want to borrow something?

Eggs, sugar, flour?



No, thanks.

Are you sure there's
nothing on your mind?

No, not a thing.

How about a cup of coffee?

No, thanks.

Well, I must say

you're taking it calmly.

How's that?

I said I must say
you're taking it calmly.

Now it comes.

What's on your mind, Ethel?

Look, honey, you don't
have to pretend with me.

I come to you this morning

not just as a landlady,
not just as a friend,



but as a shoulder
on which to weep

in this time of crisis.

Well.

I think you've been twisting
those curlers too tight.

Oh, honey, you're wonderful.

It's not every wife

who can keep her sense of humor

when her husband's
running around

with another woman.

Oh, Ethel. Ha, ha, ha!

Where'd you ever
get an idea like that?

What do you mean another woman?

Have you seen this
morning's paper?

No.

Oh, well, I'm not going to be

the one to show it to you.

Oh, you're not?

Page eight, column two.

"What Cuban bandleader
with the initials R.R.

"is making cat's eyes
at his dancing mouse?

"There's more going
on during that floor show

than the script calls for."

(laughing incredulously)

Oh, Ethel, that's
just a publicity story.

It is, huh?

Sure. Ricky's press
agent put that in.

He did, huh?

Certainly. He has to keep
Ricky's name before the public.

He does, huh?

Ricky doesn't care anything

about that new dancer of his.

Ha! What's she like?

Rosemary?

Oh, she's a brunette

and she has a wonderful figure

and she's... young
and... quite pretty.

Oh, Ethel, it's just
a publicity story.

Ricky is trustworthy,
fine, honest and loyal.

Well, if he was
brave, clean and thrifty

he'd be a Boy Scout.

A cat's eye patrol, of course.

All right, Ethel, that's enough.

( banging on floor)

I'll be right down, Fred!

Look, honey, don't
let this get you down.

Ethel, I love Ricky.

He's the most wonderful
husband in the world,

and I trust him implicitly.

You just keep saying that.

Ricky, it's time
to get up, dear.

Time to get up, Ricky.

Hi, honey.

Are you awake, dear?

Mm-hmm.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, what's that for?

That's for being
a big two-timer,

you... you Cuban heel.

What?

Open your big cat's
eyes and read this.

Hey, cut it out!

Honey, honey, cut it out!

Honey, come on, now.

Cut it out.

That's just a publicity story.

It is, huh?

Sure, my press
agent put that in.

He did, huh?

Well, he has to keep my
name in front of the public.

He does, huh?

Why, honey, I don't care
anything about that new dancer.

Ha!

Oh, honey.

You can trust me.

I can, huh?

Why, sure.

I'm as faithful as an old dog.

Yeah, old Rover.

Oh, Lucy, you know,

I don't love anyone
else but you.

There's nothing between
Rosemary and me, honey.

Cross your heart?

Well, I think I have

a better way to convince you.

Did that convince you?

What were we talking about?

I don't know.

Oh, Rosemary.

Oh.

Honey, now, you got to get
used to those kind of stories.

You know, they're
going to keep showing up

as long as I'm in show business.

Well...

Look, honey, why don't
you come down to the club

and see for yourself.

Oh, no, that's not necessary.

Well, if there's any
doubt in your mind at all...

No, no. None whatsoever.

Come on, honey,
you've got to get dressed.

You'll be late for rehearsal.

Okay, Rosemary.

What?!

I meant Lucy.

Yeah.

(mid-tempo music playing)

( people chatting animatedly)

All right, all right,
break it up, break it up.

We have to go through the
whole Saturday night show.

Come on.

Let's break it up.

( band members grumble)

You're always squawking
about something.

Come on, will you?

We got a lot of
work to do today.

Playing cards, arguing
about the salary,

reading the racing form...

Where is Rosemary?

Is she late again?

No, no, she's getting
into her costume

for the Jezebel number.

All right.

Well, let's take a... let's
take a letter "A," huh?

And please, the first fellow

who acts like he's
playing in his sleep

is going to get
traded to Phil Spitalny.

Let's do it nice.

Put a little pep into it.

Here we go.

( band snores
and plays sleepily)

All right, all right,
all right, all right.

( wolf whistles)

Hi, Ricky.

Hi.

Is this okay?

That's great, if we
don't get raided.

Listen, I want to...

Before we start on this number,

I want to find out

what happens in the
first part of the dance.

You know, when you go around me

in the first part of the
number, how does it go?

Step, step, round.

And then what else?

You go around here again?

And then I come back here.

And then you come
back and we go again?

( ripping noise)

Oh, no!

Oh...

Gee, me and my big feet.

I'm sorry, kid.

Gee, I hope I can get
it fixed by the show.

Well, I tell you what...

Give it to me and I'll
have it fixed for you.

Oh, you're a doll.

Well, I'll go and change before
this thing tears some more.

All right. I'll be
back in a minute.

All right. Let's take something
now that she's gone, will you?

Let's take, uh,
"Cumbachero," huh?

From the top?

All right, here we go.

( band plays)

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Something is wrong
with that first chord there.

Wait a minute.

I've got an E-natural
there, Ricky.

E-natural?

That should be E-flat concert.

Let's try it, I
think that's right.

Just the brass alone, huh?

( brass plays an E-flat)

That's it, that's it.

Now, everybody now.

All right?

Here we go.

Here it is.

Oh, put it in my
coat pocket, will you?

Listen, uh, get the, uh,
the Jezebel number now,

when she's ready, all right?

The Jezebel number from the top.

Everybody.

Here we go.

( dramatic music plays)

Who is it?

What?!

Look, honey, chicken and rice.

Arroz con pollo!

Yeah. Oh, boy!

What did I do to rate all this?

Well, I'm trying to make up
for being so silly this morning.

Oh, honey, forget it.

No.

I was wrong to mistrust you
and I'm ashamed of myself.

Do you forgive me?

Well, I... I guess so.

Of course, I was terribly hurt.

Oh.

How could you possibly think

that I could look at
anyone else but you?

Oh, go on... you didn't give
it a second thought all day.

I din't, huh?

No, you "din't."

Listen, I couldn't
think of anything else.

You know where I
spent all afternoon?

Where?

Uh... I went to the park.

Oh?

Yeah. I went to
the park and, uh...

I sat there and,
uh... I fed the pigeons

and, uh... and,
uh... and I brooded.

You mean you didn't
even go to rehearsal?

Uh...?

Is that what you
meant to tell me?

Well, that's not exactly
what I meant to tell you...

Oh, honey, then you
do care about me.

Of course, I do.

You were so upset, you
couldn't even go to rehearsal.

That's right, honey.

Oh-ho, baby.

Honey, let's eat, would you?

I'm hungry.

Look at all that wonderful food!

What is this?

What is that?

Now, now, baby, now.

Don't "now, baby" me.

What is this?

Oh! Oh, that.

Oh, well, that's, uh...

that's, uh...

a black-lace...

Blue jeans?

Now, honey...

So this is why you didn't
go to rehearsal today.

Now, wait a minute, honey.

You may have been
in the park all afternoon,

but you weren't
feeding the pigeons.

Now, Lucy, if you just give me

a chance to 'splain.

All right.

All right, I want to
be fair about this.

"'Splain."

Well, you...

You'll have to speak
louder than that.

All right, I'll tell
you the truth.

Well, that'll be novel.

You haven't tried that before.

I did not go to the park this
afternoon and fed the pigeons.

No.

I went to rehearsal.

Yeah.

And that's Rosemary's, uh...

black-lace, uh...

Blue jeans.

Yeah.

I tore it by mistake,

so she took it off and
she put it in my pocket.

Ha!

Well, if you don't believe me,

ask the boys in the band.

They were all there.

Well, that must have
been a cozy gathering.

Now, look, honey,
I went to rehearsal.

That's part of the costume

that Rosemary wears
in the Jezebel number.

I stepped on it, it
tore, she took it off,

she put in my pocket

and I brought it
home for you to fix.

Is that the truth, Ricky?

Cross my heart.

You do believe me,
don't you, honey?

Of course, dear.

There is one other question
I'd like to ask you, though.

What's that?

Where were you this afternoon?!

Now, look, honey,
I told you the truth

and that's the end of it.

No, it isn't.

All right, if you
don't believe me,

come down to the club
tonight and see for yourself.

You're darn right, I will.

All right! All right!

Well, good-bye.

Good-bye!

Excuse me.

Come on in, Ethel.

I was just... polishing
the doorknob.

I suppose you heard everything.

No, honey, not a thing.

Well, I just
quarreled with Ricky.

I don't blame you.

Who does he think he is

going around, tearing
girls' black-lace blue jeans?

Didn't hear a thing, huh?

Well, I might have caught
a word here and there.

You going to throw
all that food out?

Well, Ricky, doesn't want it.

Do you want some?

Um... no, I'm not a bit hungry.

Well, I might just taste it
to see how your recipe is.

( sighs)

What's your next move, honey?

I'm going down
to that club tonight.

He's pretty clever asking
you to come down to the club.

Huh?

You're not dumb enough to fall

for that, are you?

I should say not.

Fall for what?

You go down there tonight;
he knows you're coming;

he's on his good
behavior; you're satisfied;

you come home; and he starts
playing cat and mouse again.

Why, that big stinker!

Well, gee, what'll I do?

You're going to call him up

and tell him you're
not coming down.

Yeah!

Why?

Because you're going to sneak
in there without his knowing it

and watch the floor show
and see what's really going on.

Gee, that's a wonderful idea.

I'll call right now.

Oh, wait a minute.

I can't sneak into the club.

Everybody knows me down there.

That won't work.

Well, we'll think of something.

Well, what?

I don't know, but
you call him up

and tell him you're
not coming down.

All right. Just leave it to me.

Okay.

Hello, this is Mrs.
Ricky Ricardo.

Would you please
tell Mr. Ricardo

that I won't be able to come
down to the club tonight?

That's right.

Thank you.

I've got it.

What?

Where's the best place to see
what he's doing on the stage?

Where?

Right on the stage.

Now, he does a number
with Rosemary, doesn't he?

Yeah.

And there are dancing girls...

Right over there

is where the girls
go onto the stage.

RICKY: Now make sure
you get the girls out there

in time for the Jezebel number.

And tell Bill Caine, the
electrician, to be on his toes.

That's my favorite number,
and I don't want it loused up.

Now, get going.

We got to hide!

RICKY: Hey, wait a minute.

There's something else I
want to show you in here.

( band playing dramatic intro)

(romantic ballad begins)

♪ Would be better
had I never known ♪

♪ A lover such as you ♪

♪ Forsaken dreams are all
for the siren call of your arms ♪

♪ Like a demon love
possess me you ♪

♪ Obsess me constantly ♪

♪ Whatever star is mine that
my fate's design should be ♪

♪ Jezebel ♪

♪ Jezebel ♪

♪ If ever a devil was born
without a pair of horns ♪

♪ It was you ♪

♪ Jezebel ♪

♪ It was you ♪

♪ If ever an angel fell ♪

♪ Jezebel ♪

♪ It was you ♪

♪ Jezebel ♪

♪ It was you ♪

♪ If ever a pair of eyes
promised paradise ♪

♪ Deceiving me, grieving
me, leaving me blue ♪

♪ Jezebel ♪

♪ It was you. ♪

♪ If ever a pair of eyes
promised paradise ♪

♪ Deceiving me, grieving
me, leaving me blue... ♪

♪ Jezebel ♪

♪ Jezebel ♪

♪ If ever the devil's plan
was made to torment man ♪

♪ It was you ♪

♪ Night and day, every way... ♪

♪ Jezebel ♪

♪ Jezebel... ♪

♪ Jezebel! ♪

(applause)

( crash backstage,
glass shattering)

Lucy?

Lucy?

Oh, did I wake you up, dear?

Oh, that's all right.

I went to bed early.

Oh, you did?

Yeah, about 8:30.

What time is it?

It's about 2:30.

Oh, really?

You know, the funniest
thing happened tonight

down at the club. What?

A strange girl got
into the chorus line.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

She was terrible, too.

She was real ugly.

And she had the worst
figure I've ever seen.

And she didn't know
any of the steps at all.

Well, how could
a thing like that

possibly happen, dear?

I haven't got the
slightest idea.

( screams)

Oh, you knew it all the time.

Come here.

(I Love Lucy theme song playing)

Rosemary was
played by Helen Silver.

I Love Lucy is a
Desilu Production.