I Know What You Did Last Summer (2021–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Episode #1.5 - full transcript

[squelching]

[♪ Ashwarya: "Psycho Hole"]

♪ Where am I going? ♪

♪ It's dark and it's cold here ♪

♪ I can hear the voices pleading
for my permission ♪

♪ Tryin' to hold on,
but where is the rope gone? ♪

♪ I'm fallin'
down this psycho hole ♪

♪ I'm fallin', Brady ♪

♪ I keep wondering
how I'm gonna let you go ♪

♪ But all you wanna do
is make me lose control, yeah ♪

- ♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪



- ♪ I've been going crazy ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Fallin' down this psycho
hole, I'm fallin', crazy ♪

- ♪ Crazy, yeah, I'm just
going so crazy ♪ - ♪ Crazy ♪

♪ Fallin' down this psycho
hole, I'm fallin', crazy ♪

- ♪ Crazy, yeah, I'm just going
so crazy, yeah ♪ - ♪ Crazy ♪

♪ Uh, yeah, crazy,
I'm going so crazy ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪

- [man] People are dying!
- [crowd] Yeah!

[Bruce] Let's all just
calm down, all right?

- How are we supposed to keep our young men safe?
- Get a gun.

We all just need to
listen to Chief Kalei.

She couldn't even save
her own incel officer.

[crowd groans]

May he rest in peace.



- [Alison sighs] - Looks like
your dad's got this handled.

- Yeah. Your mom knows what's up, too.
- [indistinct chatter]

[Davenport] Sup, Riley?

Hey, Mr. Davenport.

Need anything? Roxy? Xanny?

I'm good.

Are you good?

'Cause you don't seem good.

It's hard to be good the
day after your sister's funeral

where a bunch of
people got merc'd.

YOLO. Am I right, girls?

- Okay, everyone, quiet the heck down!
- [chatter stops]

Thank you, Officer Kalama.

Now, along with following up
with Officer Cruise's inquiries,

I've also requested

additional resources
from the state,

and I've asked Dr. Gilbert
to assist our M.E.

as a liaison with the mainland.

I've contacted my medical
school colleagues in Boston

who've promised
to expedite things

and use their discretion.

Do you ever think about

turning in those
texts to the police?

I-I mean, like,
like, anonymously.

- Anonymously?
- Yeah.

[Riley] Yeah, that's not a
real thing. So see you in jail,

unless you think your dad's
dick is some kind of power tool.

Wh-What is that
supposed to mean?

My mom's been bitching
about cleaning up their mess.

- It's the cult!
- [Lyla] Okay. Okay,

Mom, that was 25 years ago,

and it was a mass suicide.

They almost destroyed us.

I just want you to know
that I'm totally not into Dylan.

Cool. Me, either. [chuckles]

I mean, that sex tape?

Looks like I legit
dodged a bullet.

[chuckles] Yeah.

We'll be questioning
everyone who was at the funeral

or had any ties to
any of the victims.

This is a small town.

Someone must
have seen something.

♪ ♪

[wind whistling]

[rat squeaking]

[Alison chuckling]

[phone chiming]

What's so funny?

Um, nothing.

Who are you texting?

Um...

Just Margot.

It kind of seems like you
two are getting pretty close.

She's my best friend, remember?

- [doorbell rings] -
[Bruce] Come on, Alison.

It's graduation night.

Don't you want to have
fun with your friends?

These aren't my friends.

They could be, if
you put in a little effort.

You mean, to be totally fake?

Come on, Alison.
Don't do this tonight.

At least pretend to
have a good time.

- I don't do pretend.
- I'm aware.

- [door opens] - [Mei]
Bruce! Come on in.

- [Bruce] Hey.
- Welcome.

[Bruce] Thank you.

♪ Bet you I would be so tragic ♪

♪ Everything I
ever do is magic ♪

♪ Ridin' down south
in a sports car ♪

♪ Lookin' like a superstar,
lookin' like a superstar ♪♪

Just be careful, okay?

[chuckles] With what,
texting while you're driving?

With Margot.

She and your sister
were really close.

You're...

different.

Meaning not as
smart or good or fun.

Meaning not as superficial.

You are unbelievable.

You make me come
home for the summer.

You tell me I have
to act like Lennon.

And then when
I finally get close

to the people she
was closest to,

you tell me to stop?

What, that-that you want
me to be fake and alone

for the rest of my life?

Margot didn't love you.

She loved your sister.

♪ ♪

[phone chiming]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[woman] That won't save you.

[grunts] Fuck.

What the fuck?

I know you.

- Moon Waves. My mom.
- No.

No, from last time.

There is no
redemption in this life.

[grunts]

♪ ♪

Yeah?

Hi, Courtney. [chuckles]

Is Riley home?

Does your mom need
a new cleaning lady?

That dick Bruce furrowed me.

- Like it's my fault those guys bled out in his bathroom.
- No.

Yeah, totally. [chuckles]

We already have a
live-in housekeeper.

Riley. Princess Margot's here.

- Hey.
- Hey. [chuckles]

Oh, do you-do you
want to come in?

♪ ♪

[Margot] Okay, this is the one.

Nice.

You want to borrow something?

Little more
innocent-looking? [chuckles]

I mean, police are very visual.

It's okay. I'm cool.

I hope the others are.

I know Dylan's been
a little intense lately,

- but no way he's a narc.
- [scoffs]

I'm not worried about poor,
sensitive, spectrum boy.

Lennon was supposed
to be here an hour ago,

and now she's ghosting me.

That's just Lennon being Lennon.

Tea.

She can be very inconsiderate.

[chuckles] I mean, like
when she fucked Dylan.

How about that time
she ratted me out

to skeevy Mr. Posner
in seventh grade

for some extra credit.

It just feels different
since she got home.

- Don't you think?
- Maybe.

I mean, she hasn't
picked up from me,

and she's only made one
comment about my tits.

They are perfection.

Sure you can buy some.

No one would be more
screwed than Lennon

- if the police found out.
- Facts.

I told her her dad's dick
couldn't even save her.

You saw Bruce's dick?

No. He's fucking
that ratch police chick.

My mom said they left used toys

and tons of lube
all over the lodge.

Bruce is a bend-over boyfriend?

That would be high-key hot
if it wasn't with that dry vag.

Look, I know Lennon's a
cunt, but she's still my BFF.

I just hope she remembers
that when the police start probing.

[water spraying]

[gasps] Dylan.

[exhales] Hey.

- Hey.
- [sighs]

Everything okay?

Okay.

I really miss Alison.

A lot.

Yeah, me too.

[Mei] To our amazing kids

and us... the awesome
parents who made them.

First do no harm, right?

[Mei] Come on,
valedictorian Dad.

I can't believe she chose
your alma mater over mine.

Michigan offered
her a full ride.

I'm just really proud of her.

And your other one?

- What's her name again?
- Alison.

She, uh... She'll find her way.

Speak of the devil.

That's me. The devil.

Hey, kiddo. You put
on makeup. Looks great.

I want to go home.

We just got here.

- It's my first Kona.
- Second.

Why don't you go hang
out with your friends?

I don't-I don't
have any friends.

[chuckles] Very funny.

- Uh... where's your sister?
- I don't give a shit.

- I just want to go.
- Okay, well, I'm not leaving right now,

so go have fun with...

someone.

- [sighs] - [Mei] It's a tough
time for them, you know?

Finishing high school.

Yeah.

To our kids and how
much we love them.

[Alison] Who the fuck
are you, Fred Phillips?

[sighs] Fuck.

[ringing]

[sighs] Yeah. What?

Someone needs a Xanny.

Riley told me you
were stressing.

Why are you and
Riley talking about me?

Paranoid much?

We're concerned.

It's interrogation day, and you
were supposed to come prep.

Shit. Fuck. Sorry,
um, I totally spaced.

I just, uh...

- I-I won't say anything, okay?
- No, wait.

[sighs]

[breathes deeply]

- [tapping key] - Are
you fucking kidding me?

What-what are you doing here?

I was in the cave.

[scoffs] You know
what, forget it.

I can't take any more of
your sad, guilt-trippy vibe.

I was trying to take your
advice and move forward

and Clara Whethers came
at me with a big-ass knife

- and there was blood all over the place.
- What?

- Whose blood?
- I don't know.

But, um, I've been going
over the whole thing,

and I think that she
might be the killer.

Um, I mean, she's
a fucking freak,

but why would she kill everyone?

Remember that night
when we left Alison?

- Like I could forget it.
- All right, okay,

well... I heard something.

Riley and Margot
said it was rats,

but where I heard that noise,

that's where Clara
came from today.

So you think she
saw us that night?

She said she knew
me from last time

and there was no redemption.

Fuck. I mean, I heard
those cult people

killed animals and shit.

If she was there, she
could have Alison's phone.

And she was at the
funeral when Harold

and that police
officer got killed.

And she drives a black truck.

She was just waiting
for us to get home

so she could punish us.

Well, d-do you think we
should call the police?

We need proof.

Unless we want to tell them

what we did that night.

I don't want you
to get in trouble.

Thanks.

♪ ♪

Why was Clara
Whethers at the funeral?

Clara?

Yeah. Did you invite her?

'Cause, I mean, it's
not like she knew me.

Sure she was just
paying her respects.

Both our families have
been in Wai Huna forever.

You mean her-her
cult family that died?

That's why she wears those
ugly-ass green dresses, right?

Listen, Clara's
got her own beliefs.

Like what?

I don't know.

And now's not the
time to worry about it.

I can't believe your
girlfriend won't give us a pass.

Lyla's just doing her job.

- Yeah, and being annoying.
- Just remember,

it got nothing to do
with last summer.

Okay?

You got nothing to hide.

You mean besides
my very existence?

[Margot] No, ma'am.

I did not see Officer
Cruise arrive at the funeral.

I saw blood and I screamed.

You were there, remember?

[Dylan] I did not see anybody

on the way to the
men's room, no.

I wasn't really paying
attention to who arrived.

- It was my sister's funeral.
- Of course.

[Kalama] You buy
anything from Dale?

Oh, I would never
pay Dale for anything.

Just snacks and slushies.

I told Officer Cruise
when he called

that I never bought
drugs from Dale.

[Kalama] Did your
daughter Alison

have a sexual
relationship with Dale?

Not that I'm aware of.

I don't think Alison had a
sexual relationship with anyone.

Were you in a sexual
relationship with Dale?

- That's gross.
- [Courtney] Dale?

That douchebag
would've been lucky

to put his cock in my mouth.

That's disgusting.

[Alison] Sex with

Dale? Ew. N-No.

What about your sister?

- What about her?
- [Kalama] What about

her OnlyFans account?

Did you know that she
had an OnlyFans account?

What's OnlyFans?

It's a site where people pay
for personalized pornography.

[sighs]

Alison was doing that?

Officer Cruise... may
he rest in peace...

Discovered her account
under the nickname AllyWally.

Dale was a monthly subscriber.

[Alison] So what if my sister

had a porn site? What does that
have to do with the dead people?

That's what I'm
trying to find out.

- Hmm.
- [Margot] Oh,

I wasn't friends with Alison.

Why would I follow her?

I get my porn for free.

So I won't find Dylan Scanlon

on her list of subscribers?

No, ma'am.

[Lyla] How about her
passwords? I know you two

were close. Did she share
any of those with you?

My sister didn't
share very much.

Why the fuck would I have
access to their computers? I clean.

You're the one with the access.

I didn't have any parental
spyware on their devices.

You know, I trusted my girls.

So you don't have access
to any of Alison's accounts?

No.

Do you?

- Clara just totally side-eyed me.
- Me, too.

Um, can we talk about
Officer Cameltoe?

I mean, the cut of
those pants is ridiculous.

Hello, Chris Christie.

What was all that
about Alison's OnlyFans?

Legit no idea.

I mean, who would
even pay for that?

Except her only fan.

Fuck you.

- Joking.
- [Alison] Okay, well, it's not funny.

Okay, you're being super sus.

No-no, I'm not.

You actually kind of are.

Well, I-I didn't say anything,

if that's what you're
worried about.

I just...

Someone shut down
AllyWally's accounts.

Probably the murderer. That's
who's been sending us shit.

- You don't think the police have them?
- [Riley] No way.

- They were fishing.
- Yeah, if they knew anything, they'd know

I'd never follow Alison.

They haven't called her in yet.

- We should go right now.
- Go where?

- Clara's.
- [horn honks]

[sighs] Just give
me two seconds.

Hey. What's up?

How'd it go?

Fine. Um,

- I'm gonna go grab a ride with Dylan.
- Uh...

[sighs]

Were you...

Have you been
selling pornography?

Of yourself?

It was her.

She was just using my
name in case she got caught.

I told you you didn't know her.

[sighs]

♪ ♪

[Carl] Blood's pouring
out of my head.

Guy's pistol-whipping me

while Mei's in the
back soaking her feet.

- [chuckles] - I was
eight months pregnant.

Mei finally comes out

firing her Glock.

Drops both dudes right there.

[Mei] I wasn't gonna let anyone

hurt my baby.

I'd do the same
thing for my girls.

Dad?

Uh, what's going on now, Alison?

I'm-I'm Lennon.

We need to talk.

Well, like Mei said, it's
been an emotional day.

Jesus. Fuck.

[indistinct chatter]

[Bruce] What's going on?

I'm done. Either
you tell her or I will.

Why don't we talk
about this at h...

♪ You don't know what to do ♪♪

Guys, didn't that haole kid
disappear here in middle school?

Yeah, he got his
leg chopped off.

He said he didn't
remember how it happened.

[Dylan] You mean Fetterhoff?

He had cancer.

[Margot] Def did not
wear the right shoes.

Isn't it horror movie 101?

Do not walk into
the killer's house?

Guys, no one but
freaking psychos

leave their doors unlocked.

We leave our doors unlocked.

Yeah.

We do, too.

Let's just get
proof and get out.

[Riley] So, what
are we looking for?

Body parts? Skin suits?

Clown paintings?

[Dylan] More like
Alison's phone.

Or anything that ties
Clara to the killings.

[Margot] It's actually
kind of charming in here.

Hmm.

Huh. I wonder

if she gets her
honey from killer bees.

Maybe the cult wasn't that bad.

I mean, look how happy they are.

Right?

That's weird, though.

[Dylan] Jesus.

[Riley] Fuck.

[Dylan] It's like Chernobyl.

[Margot] Another
old, boring movie.

Seriously, dudes?

I mean, what if she has freaking
dead bodies tied up in there?

Why would she tie them
up if they're already dead?

- [Dylan] We need to look.
- We need a plan.

Uh, the plan is to hurry.

She won't be at
the station that long.

Meet...

Meet back here in an hour.

Can we agree this
is a legit bad idea?

We can't tell the cops
about Clara without proof.

- Wh...
- Fine.

Okay.

Guys, seriously?

This is deeply super fucked.

[Lyla] "Clara Whethers,

in black truck, drove
past the high school

after Johnny and Coach murders."

I saw you there, too.

What were you doing there
in the middle of the night?

Driving.

Obviously.

Are we done?

[Lyla] Almost.

[water dripping]

[clatter in distance]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[Margot] Not where you
want to get your Botox.

Botox is bullshit.

Okay, wow.

That was très agressif.

I know you push people
away when you're stressed,

- but this is way beyond your usual schizo behavior.
- [sighs]

Okay, I'm not in the mood for
your therapy right now, Margot.

Then stop acting crazy.

One day you apologize
for being a bitch

- and the next day you're bitchier than ever.
- Oh.

Has it ever occurred to you
that maybe I'm just a bitch?

Duh. Who isn't?

Look, I just...

I think you're freaking

because you showed
me your real feelings.

Or maybe I don't
have real feelings

and I was just having
some fucking fun.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[gasps] Oh, my gosh.

- You were right.
- What, about how fucking sick this place is?

[Margot] About Lennon.

Being super sus?

I mean, yeah, I don't know.

I mean, all that
shit with her sister?

Maybe we're being
a little too harsh.

We weren't. She
is being so extra.

Like, legit psychotic right now.

A-A-Avoiding eye
contact and-and...

Since when does she drive
with Dylan instead of me?

Okay. You sound
psychotic right now.

Okay? Lennon's fine.

Unlike this fucking place.

♪ ♪

[Kalama] Ma'am.

Damn, you are
quiet for a big woman.

5.11 trainers, ma'am.

If you're looking
for an athletic shoe.

[Lyla] So, basically,

all we know is that
Courtney didn't blow Dale,

which is definitely a lie.

Yes, ma'am. And Dr. Gilbert
would like to speak to you.

She got some results back
from her colleagues in Boston.

Have I mentioned how
much I hate the Ivies?

I hate medical examiners.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Boo!
- Aah!

[laughs]

It's not funny.

I'm sorry. Did I scare the
stick further up your ass?

Just want to find what we're
looking for and get out of here.

What, so you don't
have to be around me?

So we don't get killed.

I want to get out of here, too,

but just tell me what
the fuck is going on.

Nothing.

You just don't get it.

Don't get what?

We've been best friends
our whole fucking life.

Just tell me why you hate
me so we can get it over with

and get back to normal.

There is no normal.

That's the point.

So, what, that's my fault?

No. It ju...

It just made me realize
how different we are.

Because you're a
good person and I'm not.

I didn't say that.

You didn't have to.

We're just different.

Fuck you.

My lies are the only reason

why you have a fucking
life right now, Dylan.

♪ ♪

Let's get out of here.

I mean, there's no
proof she's a killer,

and it's getting dark,
which means she's...

she's gonna come
home and kill us.

What the fuck
are we waiting for?

Oh, shit.

Is that your dad?

Marrying Clara Whethers.

[Riley] Fuck.

[Mei] Pardosa arctica

minor.

And if I didn't go to Harvard?

Brain-eating wolf
spiders, ma'am. Pygmies.

I did a quick Google search.

They're not native to Hawaii

and would never
survive here in the wild.

Thank you, Ulani.

Were you close
with Officer Cruise?

Yes, ma'am. We were affianced.

I'm sorry, I had no idea.

Uh, just in here for now.

Though I hoped one day his
heart might not belong to another.

Right.

Um...

Where'd the spiders come from?

They thrive in the Arctic,

which means someone
brought them in

and has been keeping them cold.

In order to put them
into Johnny's head.

[Margot screams]

Please tell me that
is a very large walnut.

It's a rat brain.

So keto.

[vehicle approaching]

[Dylan] Shit.

[whispers] Riley and Lennon!

[sharp exhale]

I'll find them.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[gun cocks]

[phones chime]

- Yo, we got to get out of here.
- Yeah, I'm-I'm right behind you.

I promise. Go.

- [gun cocks]
- [phone chimes]

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Where's Lennon?
- Huh? She said she was coming.

- Shit.
- No, no. I got her, I got her, I got her.

Uh, text when you're safe, okay?

Be careful!

I knew you fucking cared!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- [gasps]
- Fuck!

Dylan? Sorry.

- [Clara] Get 'em!
- [dogs barking in distance]

Here.

[grunts]

[panting]

[gunshot]

- [grunts]
- Hey. Hey.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

- [gunshot]
- Run!

I'll distract her.

Hey, Clara!

- [Clara] Get him!
- [dogs continue barking]

[Mei] Margot?

[door closes in distance]

Hey, sweetheart.

You okay?

Uh... Yeah, um, some
animal ran out on the road,

and-and I swerved and...

got stuck. [chuckles]

But...

I'm worried about you.

I'm okay now.

I promise.

Were you eating in
the bathroom again?

[chuckles]

I...

Um... [chuckles]

I thought we dealt
with this in therapy.

[breathing shakily]

[crying]

- Honey.
- I'm sorry.

It's okay.

- Oh.
- I'm sorry.

- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
- I'm sorry.

- We're gonna fix it.
- No, no.

Just tell me what's going on.

I'm right here, baby. It's okay.

Hey.

[sighs] We talked
about the smoking.

We talked about a lot of things.

[Bruce] What's going on?

I'd ask you,

but all you'd do is lie.

[door opens]

[door closes]

You need to tell
Alison the truth.

We both decided it'd be
best if she didn't know.

Oh, no, you decided, and
you manipulated me into it,

and now I'm losing everyone

and every fucking
thing I ever cared about

to protect you and
your fucking bullshit.

- You're obviously drunk.
- I-I am thinking

- really fucking clearly!
I'm just... I'm not - Right.

- Doing it anymore.
- Well, all you're gonna do is hurt your sister.

I'm gonna hurt you.

You act like you're
the best fucking dad,

but you're so full of shit.

We'd be better off
if we had no dad.

You have no idea what I
have done to protect you.

[chuckles] All you've
done is fuck us up.

We are so fucked-up
because of you!

[tires screech]

You can't speak to me that way.

- No, I-I don't want to speak to you.
- Good.

Take a walk. Get
your head on straight.

You are so fucking
weak and pathetic.

I don't blame Mom
for doing what she did.

That's enough!

You think Alison hates you now?

Just wait till I
tell her the truth.

She's gonna hate you
even more than I do.

I'll see you at home.

Everyone's gonna
fucking hate you!

You're gonna have no one!

[♪ The Naked and Famous:
"Punching in a Dream"]

♪ All the lights go down ♪

♪ As I crawl into the spaces ♪

Your sister ever find you?

- [sobbing]
- It's okay.

♪ Fight, flight or the screams ♪

♪ Life tearing at the seams ♪

♪ Wait ♪

♪ I don't ever wanna be here ♪

♪ Like punching in a dream ♪

♪ Breathing life
into my nightmare ♪

Can I-can I stay here?

[Mei] Come on in.

♪ If it falls apart ♪

♪ I will surely wake it ♪

♪ Bright lights turn me green ♪

♪ This is worse than it seems ♪

♪ Wait ♪

♪ I don't ever wanna be here ♪

♪ Like punching in a dream ♪

♪ Breathing life
into my nightmare ♪

♪ They'll get you ♪

♪ They'll get through ♪

♪ In the place that
you fear it the most ♪

♪ In the corner ♪

♪ Where it's warmer ♪

♪ In the face ♪

♪ That you wish was a ghost ♪♪

- [dogs barking in distance]
- [woman wheezing]

[weakly]
He-Help.

[wheezing, panting]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Whee!