Hunters (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - The Great Ole Nazi Cookout of '77 - full transcript

(dog barking in distance)

- (bugle fanfare playing) -
ANNOUNCER: Last week on War Zone...

Hitler's dead,
Germany has surrendered,

and thousands of Nazi
scientists await their fate.

ROBERTSON: So,
what the hell do you suggest we do?

OFFIE: Well,
we can't just leave them here.

I mean, we're not talking about
a couple of MENSA candidates.

We're talking about recruiting
more than a thousand

of the most brilliant minds
the world has ever seen.

Who also perpetrated
the most ungodly war crimes

in all of history.



I'm not sure how we
explain that

to the American people.

HOOVER:
We start by explaining

we don't want these fuckers

to become a viable war power
in the future.

Then we explain what happens

when the Soviets
get their hands on them.

We're not duping America,
we're protecting her.

Which is exactly what these
amoral opportunists

are counting on you to say.

We can't just ignore
their blatant disregard

for human life.

Jewish human life.
Is that an oxymoron?

(laughter)



Gassing women and children.

Sewing twins together to see
if they could be conjoined.

Oh, and my personal favorite,
starving them,

and forcing them to
only drink seawater.

And now you're suggesting
with a straight face

that we just...
hide 'em in America?

You bet your ass I am.

Imagine you were a soldier,
Howard, and your platoon

comes across a loaded Luger
belonging to a dead Nazi.

Do you bury the gun in the sand
because you hated its owner,

or do you pick it up
and use it against your enemy?

Make no mistake about it,

these men's minds are weapons.

Can we really afford to
bury them in the sand

when our enemies could
pick them up

and use them against us?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

The boy sleeps like the dead.

JOE: No wonder,
the way he went after von Braun back there.

I didn't recognize the kid.

Ruth wasn't wrong about much,

but she was wrong about
keeping him from us.

He was born to be a Hunter,
that boy.

And one day, you'll see,

he will lead the lot of us.

Lead us?

- Why, you going somewhere?
- (chuckles)

Well, we're all going
somewhere sometime.

JOE: You know,
the first time I met the kid,

I thought he was just like her.

He reminded me so much of Ruth.

Her mannerisms,
her fiery temper.

Her righteousness.

And now?

Now I don't see her at all.

All I see is you.

HARRIET:
That rocket twat

von Braun said
those Nazi tossers

were releasing this "solution"
into a food substitute

- called corn syrup.
- Corn syrup?

I've seen 45 commercials
advertising it in the last week.

Schidler Corp.
"Purify the world."

(scoffs) I've got to give it
to those sadistic bastards,

it's rather brilliant.

Brilliant how?

Corn syrup will be
in everything now.

Food, drink, medicine.

Put that poison-filled
corn syrup into a product

on every supermarket shelf.

Von Braun said they're targeting
every inner city in America.

It could wipe out half
the bloody population.

(sighs)

So how do we fucking
destroy the thing?

Corn syrup's made
by applying heat

to a solution of glucose
and acid...

...which would kill the virus.

So they must add it
after the fact.

So, what are you saying?
We should...

Turn the heat up.

500 degrees will do it.

I've got to get back
to the others.

Rocket Man said they could be
distributing the Solution

at any moment.

Be careful, Rebekah.

If you're referring
to anything other than

eradicating this virus...

Tell me this isn't Vienna
all over again.

You going after that child,
putting us all in danger.

You care about them.

And if I can see it, she'll
be able to see it, too.

You've always had more heart
than you'll let anyone know.

Save your weepy
Hallmark recollections

for your therapist, Patricia.

I took out two sodding Nazis
with no verification whatsoever,

putting Meyer and all
of his lot at risk.

So don't you dare
question my loyalty.

And my name is not
fucking Rebekah.

LONNY:
Yeah.

I talked to Millie.

She found an old factory
in New Jersey

she thinks the Schidler Corp.
may be using

to mix the pathogen, it being
so close to New York and all.

She wants us to check it out.

Elizabeth, New Jersey,
is also, coincidentally,

the birthplace of yours truly.

So if we hop on the turnpike,
we can...

Oh, great, the bloody turnpike.

The only thing that would
smell worse

is one of your hangovers
from the early '70s.

Well, you're in a nice mood.

You all right?

Whoa. You look like

you just swallowed
a shit sandwich.

What's going on?

Wait a minute.

Is that real emotion
on your face?

You're about to get
a knuckle sandwich on yours

if you don't pipe the fuck down.

Good talk.

(humming "Tonight"
by Leonard Bernstein)

♪ Tonight, tonight ♪

♪ I'll see my love tonight ♪

♪ And for us, stars will stop
where they are ♪

(chainsaw starts)

♪ Today, the minutes seem
like hours ♪

- (chainsaw revving)
- ♪ The hours go so slowly ♪

♪ Until the sky is light ♪

♪ Oh, moon, grow bright ♪

♪ And make this endless day ♪

♪ Endless night ♪

MARNI NIXON:
♪ Tonight, tonight... ♪

Oh, am I starving.
(chuckles)

♪ What you are, what you do,
what you say... ♪

Small piece of free advice.

You gotta get yourself
a girl like mine.

Made the best lasagne
on the Eastern seaboard. Mmm.

Is this your late wife?

Oh, hell no.

Only thing my wife made
was reservations.

No, it was my late
mother-in-law, Dottie.

Also taken too soon.

Hard to believe
only yesterday evening

she was making me
her magical sauce

with the ricotta. Mmm.

Authorities say
you killed her, too.

What do the black folks say
about authority these days?

"Can't trust the po-lice."

I didn't kill Dottie.

That's what I'm trying
to tell you.

I think someone's after me.

Does this have anything to do
with Nazis plotting an attack

on American soil?

Sounds like someone's
pulling your leg, old pal.

Whoever's after me
ain't got nothing to do

with my German comrades.

Is that so?

Well, I don't think
I can help you.

I don't work for
the OSS anymore.

Maybe you should go
to the po-lice,

if you're really being targeted.

No can do, Grims.

Stripes don't look good on me.

Maybe I'll just go to the press.

Uh... uh, like, for instance,
I could tell 'em

how you helped me disappear
30 years ago.

About the countless war crimes
and murders I committed.

How you whitewashed my files
so I could move

to the good old U.S. of A.

Uh, uh... I could implicate you

just by coming clean.

And I fear that may jeopardize
our friendship.

You son of a bitch.

You helped me disappear once.

You'll help me disappear again.

I know what von Braun said,

but I can't find this
Colonel fuck anywhere.

At least not according to
anything in the Ark.

Maybe the files were burned
in the fire.

What have you found
on Helen Hirsch,

that-that survivor who was
killed at Simpson's barbecue?

Well, I... in her obituary,
it says that she's from Arlav.

I found four Nazi officers
that are from there,

but none of them with aliases
leading to Biff Simpson.

But my safta found
their immigration records.

And all of them are signed
by the same guy:

Carmel Offie.

Offie?

Mm. I know that name.

I'll check with my office and
see what we can find on him.

Where the hell you been?

Checking with my contacts
in D.C. on Biff Simpson.

He's still missing.

It took you all night
to do that?

- Rox, take it easy.
- What?

She is still a Fed that could
bust all our asses.

Now, what does it say
that she just up and left us

for the better part
of the night?

My mother is dying in a hospital

halfway across town,
and I'm here with you,

not where I'd rather be.

That's what it fucking says
about me.

Come on, Rox, let's take a walk.

(indistinct chatter)

It feels wrong being here.

Got any better ideas,
Nancy Drew?

You said we need to find him.

- Come on.
- All right.

Look for anything
out of the ordinary.

Looks just how he left it.

CAROL:
What the hell?

He told me he didn't
get in anywhere.

This is Harvard.

MIT. Stanford.

Why didn't he tell me this?

Didn't tell anyone.

Didn't want his grandma
to find out

and feel bad that
they couldn't afford it.

He could have told me.

Yeah, yeah, he could have
told you.

Could have told me
a lot of things.

(Cheeks sighs)

Tell me again
what Jonah told you, in detail.

Did he say where he was staying?

Think, Cheeks, come on.

I am thinking.

It's a lot of pressure, okay?

Fuck. I mean...

he said something...

mentioned some dude
named-named Meyer.

But I don't really remember
his last name, so...

Meyer.

Meyer Offerman?

Jonah, can I ask you something?

What happened to von Braun
in California?

Nothing.
We got our answers.

We left him there.

- Alive?
- Mm-hmm.

Jonah, is that the truth?

Isn't that what you need it
to be, Agent Morris?

Or I could just call...

(sighs)

Hey, Ron, it's Millie.

Um, question:
does the name Carmel Offie

mean anything to you?

No. Why?

Should it?

I've seen that name somewhere.

Can you go into Grimsby's
office and look around?

No. Grimsby reported you
to Jenkins.

He said you let
a murder suspect go

without authorization.

And that you procured a warrant
under false pretenses.

Asked him
to pull your credentials.

But that lying son of a bitch
told me that was the only way

I could get the damn warrant.

I know that
and you know that, but...

who do you think
Jenkins is gonna believe?

Okay.

Where is Grimsby now?

He hasn't been in the office
in two days.

His secretary
said he called in sick.

Mm, no. Grimsby hasn't taken
a sick day since I've known him.

Fuck.

I know who Offie is.

ROXY: If Harriet finds Schidler Corp.,
Meyer says we got to be ready.

Mm.

When I first learned
to shoot this...

...ooh, I thought
I was pretty fly.

Anybody mess with me,
I'd kill the motherfucker.

Take him out.

Or so I thought. But...

when I killed that Nazi
at Holstedder's,

it didn't feel so fly.

One moment she was alive,

and the next she was dead,

and... I don't know.

It... it was just...

Different.

You ever feel that way?

♪ ♪

So...

do you think you're better off
before or after?

You mean to who you were
before you killed?

There's no before.

There's only after.

You can't go back.

♪ Oh, I wept ♪

♪ For days ♪

(door opens)

♪ Filled my eyes ♪

♪ With silly tears ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

Mindy?

Mindy, darling?

♪ I don't ♪

♪ Care no more ♪

Ah.

My Mindala.

♪ I don't care if ♪

♪ My eyes get sore ♪

♪ For days... ♪

Let me just take it.

Like that.

Hey.

♪ A worried mind... ♪

Mindy.

You know, we really
need you now.

We need you very much.

We were supposed
to do that together.

Do what?

Kill him.

♪ Care no more... ♪

We did everything together.

♪ Don't care if my eyes... ♪

Mindy. My sweetheart.

♪ I take my seat on the train ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ And let the sun ♪

♪ Come melt my pain, oh ♪

♪ Come tomorrow I'll be ♪

♪ Far away, yeah ♪

♪ In the sunshine
of another... ♪

(footsteps approaching)

MEYER:
Mindy's getting dressed.

A single shot.

34 years they waited,

and it was all over
in one fucking shot.

Well, maybe Mindy...

was being merciful.

We won't be.

One shot's not enough
for Wilhelm Zuchs.

We're gonna find him, Meyer.

We will.
When this is over...

(exhales) ...bet your ass
it's not gonna be

with a single fucking shot.

Well, Jonah, thank you, but...

- I-I don't need your help with this...
- No.

- This is my fight.
- This isn't charity, all right?

It's a debt I owe.

You're back.

And Tobias is not.

I see that.

You killed him.

And his brothers as well.

Yes.

Why?

Because I could.

Because they were weak.

I wondered how long
it would take Tobias

to figure out you killed...

Alexander and Lukas.

Truth be told,

I thought...
he'd be standing here

telling me it was you...
who was dead.

I practically raised those boys.

Trained them.

Taught them everything
they knew.

Some things can't be taught.

I know.

Darwin would be proud.

The fittest has survived.

And now you will be rewarded.

(door opens)

(laughs softly)

(door closes)

LONNY:
Jersey. Home sweet home.

Smoked my first doobie
about a mile from here.

First of many.

Fingered Sarah Waterston

behind a Denny's
down that street.

Well, as much as I'm enjoying
this trip down memory lane,

perhaps we should both
try playing the quiet game

for a while, yes?

Uh, can't stop now.
The best one's yet to come.

- Kellogg Park. Just over that hill.
- (quietly): God...

The place where
my father told me

the only role I was born to play

was nothing.

Said it in Hebrew, too.
Shum-da-var.

Guess he figured...
two languages

would really
drive the point home.

Sweet old Dad.

Do you believe him?

Sometimes, words sting more

when you believe
they're the truth.

Yeah, maybe they just sting
because he's an asshole.

You are a lot of things, Lonny.

"Nothing" is not one of them.

Anyway, enough therapy.
Eyes on the prize, yes?

Security gates.

Armed guards

patrolling the lot,
the perimeter.

Only one road in and out.

This could be the place
where they're cooking the stuff.

Oh, this is definitely
the place.

That's the Aryan cockfuck
that shivved me.

(Harriet gasps)

We need to gain access
to that building.

How do you suggest we do that?

Not how.

GUARD:
Go ahead.

Who.

(grunts)

What the fuck is going on?
Who are you people?

"Jason Schmidt," huh?

An American
working for the Nazis.

That's fucked up, pal.

Nazis, what are you
talking about?

Okay.

So this, uh, this is how
this is gonna go down, Judas.

I'm the good cop.

Pyro Nun over here,
she's the bad cop.

Answer my questions,
you get the good cop.

Don't? And you get lit up
like a Christmas tree.

- Comprendo?
- Yeah.

Now what do you do
for Schidler Corp.?

- I'm the plant manager.
- HARRIET: Oh, perfect.

Tell us everything you know

about the warehouse,
about the pathogen,

the layout,
the distribution routes.

And if you dare say
you know nothing,

then I will set thee aflame,
child.

Fuck you.

Well, that's going to be
rather tricky

with your nethers on fire, dear.

(screams)

(continues screaming)

Stop! Stop!

Okay, I'll talk.

I'll talk! (groaning)

(screaming)

(breathing heavily):
Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. Oy.

Hurts just looking at it.

Mm.

(whimpering)

I'd probably speak up now.

Never underestimate the power
of a blowtorch, friends.

Nazi Ken upstairs
said our German friends

are sending out their little
pathogen-filled treats

around 8:00 p.m. tonight.
Nationwide.

- Tonight?
- Yes.

Trucks will depart
to supermarkets

all over the Eastern seaboard.

If we don't stop them,
then what that virus did

to The Ghost could happen
to millions

of minority communities.

The great shofar has sounded,
my friends.

Even the angels are trembling
as they declare,

the day of judgment has come.

Lonny and I have ascertained
the layout of the factory

and the location of the pathogen
from the Nazi swine upstairs.

- Once we have infiltrated the warehouse...
- Infiltrate?

Why don't we just drop a bomb
on the place and call it a day?

Because we don't have
that sort of firepower, Joe.

Besides, there's no guarantee
that the liquid pathogen

and the thousands
and thousands of boxes of food

it has been pumped into
would all be destroyed.

(sighs)

We need a brave soul
to get in there

and burn it from the inside out,

so that the Nazis can never
exact this plan again.

- I'll do it.
- What? No, no, no.

No, a child would attract
too much attention.

There is security,
there's guard gates...

(sighs) No, what we need is...
is someone

who could pass
as our blond Brutus

without arousing
too much suspicion.

Somebody who could act
as he would act,

and do as he would do.

We need a master of disguise.

A professional.

Perhaps... an actor.

♪ ♪

Oh, fuck.

Come on, Grims!

It's not like
it used to be, Simpson.

It takes time now
to help a person disappear.

Get your hands
in the fucking air!

Whoa, don't... (stammers)
He told me I'd be safe here!

Shut up! Shut up,
I'm not talking to you!

I'm not talking to you,
I'm talking to you.

Harry... touch the fucking sky.

Now.

- I can explain, Millie.
- Oh.

(quietly):
Explain.

You worked for Carmel Offie.

I knew I recognized that name
from somewhere,

and then I remembered
the framed photo

in your office from when
you were in the OSS.

He signed it:
"Best of luck, Carmel."

You were a fucking part

of Paperclip this whole time,

- and you let me...
- Millie.

We were told to keep quiet.

We were told...

we were protecting America
against the Soviets!

Sometimes you have
to look the other way

for the greater good.

The greater good?
Does that include sending me

down the wrong path
in this investigation?

Or when you had me
nearly beaten to death?

- I was trying to protect you!
- Or how your actions

- led to a fucking Fourth Reich plot in America!
- There is no

Fourth Reich plot;
that's just a bullshit story

- concocted by Meyer Offerman!
- Who told you that?

Your little Nazi friend, huh?
Hey! Look, motherfucker,

you take one more step, you're
walking out of here with a limp.

- Millie.
- Now, I want you to tell me

everything you know about
the Fourth Reich.

And speak into the mic.

Seriously, ma'am,
he's telling the truth.

(chuckles):
I don't know nothing...

I know about Schidler Corp.
I know about New Jersey.

And I'm pretty fucking sure
you know exactly where

that pathogen is going out
and you know when.

So start talking.

BIFF:
I can't, really.

I don't know a thing...

(screams)

(Biff exclaims)

Ow! (panting)

(grunting) Ooh!

MORRIS:
You want to try again?

Please, don't shoot!

I'll tell you everything.
Everything!

But... you'll still be too late!

MORRIS: We'll see about
that. You're coming with me.

You.

Chain yourself
to the fucking railing.

Do it now.

Go.

Millie, don't leave me here.

- (grunting)
- You can't trust him!

He was called the Butcher
of Arlav, for Christ's sake!

I trust him more
than I trust you.

(Biff shouts)

721, 721...

Suck me sideways.

- Nice neighborhood?
- Goddamn.

- This should be it.
- Shit.

- (door opens in distance)
- You hear that?

What the fuck?

Jonah!

- What the fuck?
- (engine starts)

Jonah!

Fuck. What do we do now?

Maybe we should go to the cops.

- What?
- Well, did you just see that shit?

He's got to be
in some kind of trouble.

What if he gets hurt?

And you think some
white oinkers gonna help us?

- "Hello, Officers. Uh, don't want to get...
- Stop.

"...in the way of your racism,
but could you help us Negroes

possibly stop a Nazi plot?"

Man, they'd lock our ass up
and throw us in the loony bin

- and you know this.
- Look, when Booty got killed,

there was a cop that helped us.

A brother. He cared about Jonah.

Fuck. I don't know, Carol.

It doesn't seem
like a good idea.

I'm not gonna not do anything.

Taxi!

So unless the fucking Batmobile
is gonna come pick us up

to go follow Jonah,
it's our only option.

Saddle up, motherfucker.
Okay? Come on.

(Biff wailing)

MORRIS:
It's just

a flesh wound.

Quit crying like a little girl.

(German accent): It fucking
hurts!

Oh, really? Boo-fucking-hoo.

German, huh?
Finally dropping the act?

Take it. Don't fuck up
my upholstery.

Something tells me you deserve a
lot more after what you've done,

killing thousands
during the war,

killing your entire family
in broad daylight,

blaming it on a black man.

Not like it was hard.

You Americans wax poetic
about your immigration,

your equal rights,
your Statue of Liberty,

your tired, poor, pathetic
masses yearning to be free.

And that torch?

Might as well shove it
straight up Liberty's ass.

- Hmm.
- 'Cause at the end of the day,

Americans are just as racist
as the rest of us.

(Southern accent):
Well, maybe not you.

(German accent):
Why you think I done

so good in Washington?

Highest-ranking Nazi
in the American government.

Then what happened?

The pressure get to be too much?

Is that why you killed
your whole family?

'Cause a Jewish survivor
blew your cover?

I got to say, for you
to reach out to Grimsby,

things must not have been
going too good for you.

It's not like you Nazis
operate by any kind

of moral code, either, so for
you to have pissed them off,

you must have really
messed things up.

This is why
we'll always beat you.

Y'all play by the rules.

We don't.

Well, then, I don't suppose
you want to tell me

the real identity
of The Colonel.

Beat her at her own game.

Nice try.

(laughs)

(sighs)

I like you.

- Uh, Millie, is it?
- Sit back.

You got spunk, Millie.

Huevos negros.

(Southern accent):
Could've made a great comrade

if you wasn't
a porch monkey and all.

Oh, damn, I was really hoping
I could join that club.

(German accent):
Seriously, though.

Don't know how you do it.

Wearing that skin every day,

people thinking
you're the scum of the earth,

getting paid, what, a dime
to the white man's dollar?

- Hmm.
- Must be a bitch.

Yeah, it certainly is.

But I'd still rather
be standing where I am

than sitting where you are.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

It's like you said,
y'all don't play by the rules.

So it's got to be scary as shit
to be a cowboy Nazi

with a bull's-eye on his back.

COLONEL:
Blut und Boden.

Blood and soil.

As the world grotesquely marches

toward a homogenous society
of half-breeds,

we alone remain pure of blood.

We alone remain committed

to the Fuhrer's glorious vision
of the future.

But despite our efforts,

our enemy has ousted us
from our homeland.

And now we will oust them
from theirs.

Because we...

we are not like the Jew,

weak and begging,
who walked the desert...

(exhales, chuckles)

...in mindless circles
for a generation.

(grunts)

(knife clatters)

Our exile has come to an end.

We will purge this country
of the filth that inhabits it

and begin again...

with a new regime,

a Fourth Reich.

Your time has come, Travis.

Join us.

Jedem das Seine.

(laughs softly)

(men shouting)

♪ ♪

Okay. Harriet.

Earpiece. Yeah.

Okay, we are live.

No turning back now.

(indistinct radio chatter)

(vehicle doors close)

Okay. Have a nice day.

Yeah. You, too.

You guys there?

Guys. Guys.

Lonny, I hear you.

(sighs)
Fantastic.

Okay. One obstacle down,
437 million to go.

They're loading the trucks.
We need to hurry.

How much time do we have?

MINDY: Once Lonny gets
into the control room,

we have approximately

four minutes for the substance
to reach 500 degrees.

Joe and Jonah, you're up.

You've got two guards
on your six

patrolling the lot
at alternating

15-second intervals.

Guards on your 12 every 45...

Yeah, I got it, I got it.

Go.

It's too small
with this fucking pack on.

Maybe I can push it
in front of me.

Take your belt off and strap
the backpack to your ankle.

Attach the bombs and get
the fuck out of there.

We have to destroy
all of the pathogen.

JOE:
Jonah's in.

Roxy, I'm coming
to open the gate.

Tell me you're gonna
get that Colonel bitch?

You know, death is inevitable
for all of us.

She will just meet hers
a little sooner than planned.

What?

I, um...

I'm glad I came back.

If you hadn't come along for me
and Malika when you did,

don't know what would've
happened to us.

Well, you're welcome.

But let's not kid
ourselves anymore.

That's not the only reason
you came back.

Roxy just left.

(door opens)

(panting softly)

I'm in.

HARRIET:
All right. Turn right.

30 feet in front of you, there
is a metal door. Do you see it?

Yep. Moving there now.

Good.

(indistinct whispering)

(door closes)

(panting)
Okay.

Fuck. Okay.

I can't do this. I g... I got
to get the fuck out of here.

Lonny... bloody hell.
Lonny, calm down.

Just breathe. Breathe?

I'm in a warehouse
with a hundred Nazis hell-bent

on killing me. I'm not sure my
breathing's gonna change that.

(exhaling forcefully)

- Maybe my father was right.
- Oh?

And was he right when a
22-year-old Leonard Flazenstein

went out on his own, leaving
that armpit of New Jersey

to star in a Broadway show?

Was he, was he right
when you won a Tony Award

straight out of the gate?

Yeah. Look at me now.

I've been bested
by Hoffman and Dreyfuss.

I can't even get
an Ed Wood film.

Uh, he was right.

Lonny Flash is not the man.

He's fucking pathetic.

Lonny Flash is not walking
into that factory,

Leonard Flazenstein is.

A brave young kid who defied
his father's expectations.

So forget your father,
the way that you did

20-odd years ago.

Forgetting my father
may take a few more sessions

- with Dr. Rosenstein.
- Lonny, please.

I didn't know your wanker
of a father, but I do know this:

he may have been disappointed
in your last role,

but he sure as hell won't be
disappointed in this one.

So get in there and save
the motherfucking day.

Fuck. Fuck.

♪ ♪

♪ We got the neutron bomb ♪

♪ We got
the neutron bomb ♪

♪ We got the neutron ♪

♪ Gonna drop it
all over the place ♪

♪ You're gonna get it
on your face ♪

♪ Foreign aid from the land
of the free ♪

♪ But don't blame me ♪

♪ We got the neutron bomb ♪

♪ We got
the neutron bomb ♪

♪ We got the neutron,
don't understand you ♪

♪ Don't know what you mean,
we don't want... ♪

HARRIET:
All right, do you see the vats?

The control room is just beyond
the vats and up the stairs.

♪ NATO won't do, it's just
the red, white and blue ♪

♪ We got the neutron bomb ♪

♪ We got
the neutron bomb ♪

♪ We got the neutron ♪

♪ That's the way
it's got to be ♪

♪ Survival of the fittest ♪

♪ Is the way it's gonna be ♪

♪ We don't want it ♪

♪ We don't
want it ♪

♪ Don't blame me... ♪

JONAH:
Found the solution.

Hurry, Jonah, they're nearly
finished loading the trucks.

You need to get out of there.

♪ ♪

♪ Me, don't blame me ♪

♪ Oh... ♪

(music distorts, stops)

- Hi.
- Who are you?

I'm, uh, here to fix
the electrical.

Power's out on the third floor.

Hurry up, we need
to monitor the controls.

Hey, uh, you guys might
want to clear the room.

Last time the breaker blew,
sparks went a-flying,

if you know what I mean.

(imitating explosions)

(mock screams)

It was nuts.

It's up to you.

Make it fucking quick.

♪ ♪

♪ We got the neutron bomb ♪

♪ We got
the neutron bomb ♪

♪ We got the neutron bomb... ♪

Okay, Mindy, what the fuck
am I looking at here?

MINDY:
Lonny?

On your right, there should be

a temperature panel
for the vats.

There should be knobs
that look like a dial

with a temperature gauge on it.

Yeah, okay, got it.

It reads 145 degrees.

You want to turn that dial

slowly to the right

until the temperature

hits 500.

And that-that will create
a blockage and pressure

in the diaphragm valve,
and that will

speed up the heating process,
understand?

Okay, I'm turning them.

But you got to speak English.

Everything you're saying sounds

like the teacher from Peanuts.

Think of a boiling kettle.

Wh-When the kettle

begins to boil,
the whistle screams.

But what we're doing,

is we're going to leave
that whistle in.

Do you got that?

Not at all.

Uh, maybe when it's clear,

uh, we'll try again.

(staticky): All you need
to do is turn the valve...

Mindy?

(garbled transmission)

Mindy?

(radio whistles)

Mindy, you there?

What the bloody fuck?

Mindy, what is going on?

Uh...

There must be interference.

Okay.

(static crackles)

Mindy? Mindy?

Fuck a fucking duck!

Okay.

Okay, Lonny.

Come on, you can do this.

What the fuck did you
tell me to do, Mindy?

Maybe this will teach me
to pay attention

to old people more.

- Fuck!
- (gauges dings)

It's like a, it's like
a tea kettle, she said.

(gauges ding)

You...

you blow the whistle,

you got yourself a bomb.

No, no, no, no, wait, wait.

You seal the whistle...

(gauges ding)

How the fuck
do you seal the whistle?

(gauges continue dinging)

Fuck it.

(machinery whirring)

(rumbling)

Ooh, ooh...

Excuse me.

Stop!

You.

Come here.

Come here.

You don't salute The Colonel?

You don't salute The Colonel?

Heil Hitler.

I don't believe we've met.

Jason.

Jason Schmidt.

MINDY:
We're back on.

Can you hear me?

Yes, I can hear you, Mindy.

But, Lonny?

Lonny?

♪ ♪

He's not one of us.

He's a Jew.

He's one of Offerman's men.

HARRIET:
They are in trouble.

Joe, you got to get
in there and help them.

Copy that.

Joe, you can't.

That corn syrup's
about to fry all of them.

JOE:
Who else is gonna save them?

(sighs)

I have one more truck left,
and then I'm out.

No, no, no, Roxy,
forget about the trucks.

I'll take care of the trucks.

You just get the hell
out of there.

- I got a bomb!
- (others clamoring)

Stay the fuck back
or this place goes boom!

I swear to God, lady.

You stay back
with that faux Chanel

or I will blow the place.

(ticking)

(vat rumbling)

- Something is wrong.
- (alarm blaring)

Get the trucks out.

- (gunfire)
- (clamoring)

Get the trucks out!

(indistinct shouting)

(screaming, shouting)

- Go! Go!
- This way!

Get in the bunker, go on!
It's safe in there!

Faster!

- (gunfire)
- (indistinct shouting)

Come on!

(all clamoring)

(gunfire)

(shouting)

Joe... It's me! It's me!

Come on, we've got to get
the fuck out of here.

What?

How the fuck are you alive?

I told them I had a bomb.

But it was just the base's
antenna thing Mindy gave me.

Dreyfuss can kiss my ass
right in the crack.

Let's lock them in
and get the fuck out.

- (alarm bell ringing)
- (all clamoring)

(crashing, rattling)

- (all clamoring)
- (man exclaims in German)

(screaming)

♪ ♪

(indistinct shouting)

This is it.

That's it.

I think they're all out.

All right, take the van and go.

I'll meet you at the Bat Cave.

(Meyer exclaims)

Meyer, where are you going?

To cut off
the head of the snake.

(mutters)

(alarm bell ringing)

(men shouting)

(tires screech)

(indistinct shouting)

(all screaming, clamoring)

Get out of my way!

Holy guacamole!

(rumbling, glass shattering)

Hey. Hey! Hey!

You can't leave me here!

- Jonah!
- Please, uncuff me!

They'll kill me here!

(grunting)

(grunting, groaning)

(grunts)

(grunting)

(indistinct shouting)

(panting)

(grunting)

♪ ♪

(both grunting)

- (gunshot)
- (Jonah shouts)

Come on.

Do it!

I know you want to.

It takes strength
to purge the earth

of the evil you hate.

(panting)

Do you have
that strength... Jew?

Your friend had it.

Right before I put two
in his fat back.

MORRIS:
Jonah, don't!

You can't do this.

Fucking watch me.

- Shoot me if you want.
- No.

He's not walking out of here.

- He deserves to die.
- No, he deserves

to suffer and the only way

he can do that is from
the inside of a jail cell.

And I will put him there
for you, but you got to put

- that gun down.
- No, no, no, he's gonna

get away... they always do.

Not if I have anything
to do with it, okay?

Look, I know why you think
you got to stoop

to their level to get justice,
but this is not justice.

Sure as hell looks
like justice to me.

TRAVIS: No, no,
this is not about justice.

It's about survival.

What Darwin was talking about.

Which one of us was meant
to eradicate the other.

Hitler believed his German
master race was made weak

'cause we mixed
with roaches... like you.

- Shut the fuck up.
- MORRIS: Don't listen to him.

TRAVIS:
Was he wrong, Jonah?

Only you hold the answer.

I think Hitler was right.

MORRIS:
You pull that trigger, Jonah,

and you become them, okay?

You'll become
the evil you are fighting.

And you are not evil.

And she wouldn't
want this for you.

Your grandmother.

She's still here,
she's in your heart.

She's watching over you.

And the only way
to keep her alive is by doing

what she would've
wanted for you.

And it is not this.

You do this, Jonah,

you do this, you let her go.

(breathing heavily)

("The End" by The Doors playing)

Fuck.

(monitor flatlining)

(monitor stops)

♪ This is the end ♪

♪ Beautiful friend ♪

♪ This is the end ♪

♪ My only friend, the end ♪

♪ Of our elaborate plans,
the end... ♪

What the hell is going on?

Uh, good evening, Colonel.

I thought I would
give you a lift.

You are Meyer Offerman.

It's you.

Oh, my God.

♪ I'll never look... ♪

COLONEL:
Where are we going?

Well, we're not going
to a party, I'll tell you.

What a shame, Meyer.

I was dressed for the occasion.

♪ Can you picture
what will be... ♪

MEYER:
So...

how does it feel for a queen

to be reduced to ashes?

(laughs)

You can't possibly believe

this was the only plan
I had in motion.

No, of course not.

I have no delusions.

- (exclaims in German)
- (gunshot)

(tires squeal)

♪ ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
take a chance with us ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
take a chance with us ♪

♪ Come on, baby,
take a chance with us ♪

♪ And meet me at the back
of the blue bus ♪

♪ Doin' a blue rock
on a blue bus ♪

♪ Doin' a blue rock ♪

♪ C'mon, yeah ♪

♪ This is the end ♪

♪ Beautiful friend. ♪