Hunter (1984–1991): Season 2, Episode 18 - Death Machine - full transcript

WE GOT TO GET THIS GUY

BEFORE HE ENDS UP
KILLING HALF OF HOLLYWOOD.

DON'T EVEN BLINK.

JUST MOVE!

Finn: THE PLAN IS FOR
YOU TO HIT THE STREETS

DRESSED AS OUR JEWEL THIEF.

BUT YOU BETTER BRING A LOT
OF YOUR BUDDIES WITH YOU,

'CAUSE THIS GUY'S
A DEATH MACHINE.

BE CAREFUL, OK?

KNOW WHERE I CAN
FIND PHILLY JOE MORTON?

THEY'LL NEVER FIND
ME, I'M UNCATCHABLE.



OK, PUS FOR BRAINS,

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. HOMICIDE.

DO YOU HAVE A LAST REQUEST?

WORKS FOR ME.

WHAT THE HELL?

OOF!

Lacy: AND WHAT'S YOUR
NAME, SWEETHEART?

Woman: I'M LINDA.

YOU'RE SOME KIND OF BUTTERCUP.

Woman: I'M CANDY.

I'LL BET YOU ARE.

Lacy: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

ALL RIGHT,

WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR MONEY?



YOU GOT A SAFE? WHERE IS IT?

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

WHERE'S THE SAFE?

I AIN'T GOT A SAFE!

COME ON, MAN, YOU
GOTTA HAVE A SAFE!

ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, I'LL SHOW YOU!

NOW!

ALL RIGHT, YEAH.

CRAWL! NO! WHAT?

FASTER, FAT MAN.

FASTER! I'LL SHOOT
YOUR BUTT OFF.

THAT SICKO HAD A GUN!

COME ON. COME ON!

COME ON. TAKE IT EASY!

MOVE IT!

STAY COOL, MAN, WILL YOU?

COME ON!

HURRY IT UP. ALL RIGHT.

HURRY! ALL RIGHT!

STAY COOL, MAN. COME ON.

IT'S OPEN.

NOW STEP BACK. ALL RIGHT.

STEP BACK! STAY COOL!

NOW GET DOWN.

GET DOWN!

NOW YOU BETTER STAY
RIGHT THERE, YOU HEAR ME?

DO YOU HEAR ME?

YEAH, I HEAR YOU! I HEAR YOU!

BERT!

BERT!

COME ON, COME ON!

DRIVE, JUST DRIVE!

BERT! WHAT HAPPENED?

DAMN IT, HE GOT THE JUMP ON ME.

NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME
AND LISTEN TO ME GOOD.

I WANT TO FIND OUT
WHO THAT PUNK WAS,

AND I WANT MY JEWELS BACK,

AND THEN I WANT HIM
OFFED, I WANT HIM DEAD.

YOU UNDERSTAND? I
WANT YOU TO GO OUT

AND GET ME THE
BEST THAT THERE IS.

I WANT SOME CRAZY FREAK

WHO'S GOING TO GET
OUT THERE IN THAT WORLD

AND GET ME BACK MY
STUFF, YOU UNDERSTAND?

YEAH. I WANT HIM DEAD!

COME ON.

Bert: THEY SAY HE'S
THE BEST, MR. LACY.

YEAH? THEN HOW COME
I NEVER HEARD OF HIM?

I CAN'T ANSWER THAT.

YOU ASKED FOR SOMEONE
FROM THE PUNKER WORLD,

AND I GOT HIM.

THE PEOPLE SAY HE'S GUARANTEED.

I STILL NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

THEY SAY HE'S A FREAKIN' GENIUS.

HE CAN MAKE A MURDER
LOOK LIKE A HIT-AND-RUN

OR A MUGGING, YOU KNOW,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

I MEAN, THEY SAY
THAT HE'S AN ARTIST,

THAT HE CAN PULL INFORMATION
OUT OF A SLAB OF CONCRETE.

♪ LASERS IN HIS EYES ♪

♪ ACID IN HIS HEART ♪

♪ LIKE A NUCLEAR REACTION
'BOUT TO BLOW THE WORLD APART ♪

♪ GET A DEMOLITION SOUL
AND A SUBATOMIC BRAIN ♪

♪ HE'S PROGRAMMED
FOR DESTRUCTION ♪

♪ HE'S THE MINSTER OF PAIN ♪

♪ EVIL TO THE BONE ♪

♪ ROTTEN TO THE CORE ♪

♪ ANYONE WHO CROSSED
HIM AIN'T LIVIN' ANYMORE ♪

♪ 20 TONS OF MEAN ♪

♪ DON'T EVER MAKE HIM MAD ♪

♪ HE'S WALKING DEVASTATION ♪

♪ HE'S JUST PLAIN BAD ♪

♪ GOT AN ARTIFICIAL
SOUL IN A BODY OF STEEL ♪

♪ LIKE A GREAT DINOSAUR,
HE'S JUST LOOKING FOR A MEAL ♪

♪ HE'S A MERCENARY
SOLDIER AND AN ARMY OF ONE ♪

♪ HE MIGHT EVEN
BE THE DEVIL'S SON ♪

♪ THERE'S THUNDER IN HIS
HANDS, LIGHTNING IN HIS VEINS ♪

♪ HE'S A MONSTER OF MUTATION,
A HUMAN EARTHQUAKE ♪

♪ 20 TONS OF MEAN ♪

♪ DON'T EVER MAKE HIM MAD ♪

♪ HE'S WALKING DEVASTATION,
HE'S JUST PLAIN BAD ♪

HEY, BABE.

HAVE YOU LOOKED YET?

I TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T.

LET'S DO IT. OK.

HOW'D YOU KNOW THEY
WOULD HAVE A SAFE?

I DIDN'T,

BUT WITH A HOUSE
THAT BIG, I TOOK A SHOT.

THIS IS SO WEIRD.

OH, MY GOD.

OH.

OUR FIRST TIME
OUT, WE SCORE THIS.

Man: THIS STUDY
WILL HAVE NO VALIDITY

IF YOU DON'T GIVE THE
QUESTIONS AN HONEST EFFORT.

DO YOU THINK THAT VIOLENCE
IS INCREASING IN YOUR JOB?

YES.

DO YOU THINK THE
INCREASED VIOLENCE

ON THE JOB HAS AFFECTED YOU?

YES, I DO.

WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS
TOWARDS CRIMINALS?

DIDN'T YOU JUST ASK ME THAT?

DO YOU EVER FEEL
THAT THE CRIMINALS

DO WHAT THEY DO
AGAINST YOU PERSONALLY?

NO.

DO YOU CONSIDER THE CRIMINALS'

PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITION
WHEN YOU APPROACH THEM?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF CAPTAIN WYLER?

AS I TOLD YOU AT THE OUTSET,

YOUR ANSWERS ARE
TOTALLY CONFIDENTIAL.

CAPTAIN WYLER IS
AN OK GUY, I SUPPOSE.

WOULD YOU SAY THAT IN GENERAL

YOU RESPECT THOSE IN AUTHORITY?

GENERALLY, NO.

DO YOU FEEL THAT
THERE'S A SIGNIFICANT ROLE

IN POLICE WORK FOR A
PSYCHIATRIC APPROACH?

NO. DO YOU?

IN GENERAL, THEN,

WHAT IS YOUR FEELING
ABOUT PSYCHIATRY?

AH, WELL...

YOU SEE, I LOOK
UPON PSYCHIATRISTS

AS THE FREELOADERS
OF OUR SOCIETY.

WANT SOME COFFEE?

HUNTER, McCALL, I NEED THE
PAPERWORK ON THIS THING.

YEAH, YEAH.

ARE YOU WORKING ON IT? GOOD.

BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU
TWO SEEN THE SHRINK YET?

OH, YES, WE'VE BECOME
ONE WITH ONE ANOTHER.

HOW 'BOUT YOU, McCALL?

YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?

HE WAS REALLY FASCINATING.

GOOD. HURRY UP WITH THAT.

HE WAS NOT FASCINATING.
HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?

READ MY LIPS, HE
WAS FASCINATING.

F-A-S-C-I-N-A-T-I-N-G.
FASCINATING.

Lacy: BERT, WHERE
THE HELL ARE WE?

I THINK WE'RE HERE.

GET IN THE BACK.
COME ON, MAN, MOVE IT,

GET IN THE BACK,
WE GOTTA HUSTLE.

OK.

COME ON, MAN, GET IN THE BACK,

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

OK. PUT 'EM ON. PUT 'EM ON.

COME ON, MAN, MOVE IT,
MOVE IT, WE GOTTA HUSTLE.

COME ON, LET'S GO, PUT 'EM ON.

NOW, YOU GUYS
TAKE THOSE OFF ONCE,

JUST ONCE, AND IT'S OFF.

YOU GOT THAT? YOU GOT THAT?

YEAH. OK.

COME ON, GLASSES
OFF, GLASSES OFF.

GIVE 'EM HERE, MAN. ALL RIGHT.

OK, BOYS, BURN YOUR
BUTTS, I AIN'T WAITING.

HEY, COME ON, GUYS,
WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.

MOVE YOUR BUTTS,
WILL YA? COME ON.

Lacy: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

Lincoln: IT'S OUR SQUAT, MAN.

WE LIVE HERE.

I SPOKE TO YOU ON THE PHONE.

WE'RE FRIENDS OF LITTLE
STEVIE AND ROXANNE.

HEY, LOOK...

YOU... LOOK.

YOU'RE COMING TO ME
'CAUSE YOU NEED ME.

YOU GOT RIPPED OFF, NOT ME.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO DID IT,

NOT ME.

SO...

YOU DO IT MY WAY.

OK. YOUR WAY.

HOW MUCH DID THEY GET?

OH, THEY WERE SOMEWHERE...

NOT YOUR PHONY
INSURANCE NUMBERS.

REALITY.

ABOUT TWO MILLION IN JEWELS.

ANY OF IT HOT?

YOU GOT THE DOCUMENTATION?

GIVE IT TO HIM.

YOU GOING TO BE ABLE
TO GET MY JEWELS BACK

AND TAKE CARE OF THAT
OTHER MATTER, TOO?

THAT'S WHAT I DO, FOOL.

YOU TELL 'EM, BIG GUY.

HOW MUCH IS THIS
GOING TO COST ME?

$100,000.

100 G's?!

GET 'EM OUT OF HERE.

NO. NO.

100 G's IS FINE.

BIG GUY, YOU ARE
ONE COOL SUCKER.

HOW LONG?

AS LONG AS IT TAKES.

GET 'EM OUT OF HERE.

LET'S GO, BOYS.

NOT ONLY DO I HAVE
TO SIT IN THAT ROOM

AND LISTEN TO THAT
WIMP'S QUESTIONS,

I HAVE TO SIT HERE AND
LISTEN TO YOU DEFEND HIM.

THAT'S WHAT DRIVES ME CRAZY.

I DON'T THINK DAVID'S A WIMP.

DAVID? WE'RE ON A FIRST-NAME
BASIS WITH THIS GUY?

DAVID IS THE BIGGEST WIMP
IN THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES.

HUNTER.

HE IS. WIMP! W-I-M-P.

HUNTER! WHAT?

YOU REMEMBER DR. DAVID ANSEN.

FASCINATING GUY.

YOU READY?

YES, SIR.

OH, GEE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO CALL ME SIR.

"DOCTOR" OR A SIMPLE
"MASTER" WILL DO.

ISN'T THAT PRETTY? HUH? LOVELY.

AND SHE LIKES IT.
LOOKS PERFECT ON YOU.

YOU WON'T EVEN
HAVE TO HAVE IT SIZED.

MR. SAULLY HELD?

I'M SAULLY HELD.

DON'T EVEN BLINK!

JUST MOVE!

WHAT ARE YOU...

THE MOVIE WAS GREAT,
DAVID. THANK YOU.

OH, HEY, IT WAS MY PLEASURE.

UH, LISTEN, WHY DON'T
WE GO FOR A NIGHTCAP?

I KNOW THIS GREAT
PLACE IN THE MARINA.

I WOULD LIKE TO,
BUT I'M REALLY TIRED.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE
TOO LATE FOR ME.

NO PROBLEM.

I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO
GO BACK INTO THERAPY,

BUT THAT'S FINE.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

AHH...

YOU CAN MAKE THIS A LOT EASIER

AND A LOT LESS PAINFUL.

BY TELLING ME WHAT YOU
KNOW ABOUT THE JEWELRY THEFT

AT LUCKY LACY'S HOUSE.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

REALLY? DO YOU
HAVE A LAST REQUEST?

I CAN MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE
THE VICTIM OF A MUGGING.

I DO A BITCHIN' ONE OF THEM.

OR A HIT-AND-RUN.

IT'S ALWAYS A BIT MESSY,
BUT VERY EFFECTIVE.

I CAN'T HELP YOU! I
DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!

YOU KNOW EVERY ICE JOB IN TOWN!

NOW TELL ME...

WHO BROKE INTO LACY'S HOUSE?

I DON'T KNOW. WHY
DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!

I CAN SEE I'M GOING TO
HAVE TO PERSUADE YOU,

WHICH IS OK, TOO.

LITTLE MAN, YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS.

SO WAS HE A WIMP OR NOT?

I KNEW HE'D BE A WIMP.

I DON'T THINK YOU
UNDERSTAND THIS.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I AM
OFF-DUTY IS MY BUSINESS, OK?

A LITTLE TOUCHY, AREN'T WE?

WELL, LOOK, THE
MOST IMPORTANT THING

IS YOU HAD A GOOD TIME, RIGHT?

I DID. GOOD.

THANK YOU.

SO, MOVING RIGHT ALONG,

WHEN ARE YOU GOING
OUT WITH THE WIMP AGAIN?

WILL YOU GIVE IT A REST?

HMM?

WIMP.

Woman over radio: Z-23.

Man over radio: MURDER UNIT
TO SOUTHWEST, IDENTIFY.

THINK YOU CAN
REFOCUS YOUR INTEREST

FROM MY PERSONAL
LIFE TO THIS CASE?

LISTEN, I'M A PROFESSIONAL,
AS YOU WELL KNOW.

BESIDES, SOMEBODY HAS
TO LOOK OUT AFTER YOU.

NOBODY HAS TO LOOK
OUT AFTER ME, HUNTER.

I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

ANOTHER DAY IN SODOM
AND GOMORRAH WEST.

WHAT YOU GOT HERE, BARNEY?

GOT A COLD ONE.

LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DUMPED
HERE SOMETIME LAST NIGHT.

ANY I.D. ON HIM?

Barney: NOTHING.

I WANT PRINTS ON THIS GUY
AS SOON AS YOU CAN GET THEM.

THANKS, BARNEY. LET'S GO!

DON'T YOU WANT TO STAY
AND GET SOME EVIDENCE?

NO, HE WAS DUMPED
HERE OVERNIGHT.

NOTHING ELSE WE CAN DO.

I'M TELLING YOU,

THIS WOMAN HAD A BODY
ON HER YOU COULD DIE FOR.

YEAH? SO, DID YOU
PUT A MOVE ON HER?

APARACIO, YOU
NEVER LISTEN TO ME.

SHE WAS A STIFF!

WHAT'S SO FUNNY IN HERE?

BELIEVE ME, HUNTER,
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

YOU DON'T.

OH, LISTEN, HUNTER, BY THE WAY,

YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO
LUCKY LACY THE JEWEL THIEF?

NO, WHAT HAPPENED?

GOT HIT BY ANOTHER JEWEL THIEF.

THAT'S FUNNY.

I'M HAVING PRINCESS
DI AND MICK JAGGER

OVER FOR DINNER
ON SATURDAY NIGHT,

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US?

WELL, YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, YEAH.

OK, GREAT. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,

I'LL TALK TO YOU BEFORE THEN.

I GOT TO GO. I'M LATE.

SO THIS IS ACTION CENTRAL, HUH?

I'M IMPRESSED.

CARLOS!

I DIDN'T THINK YOU CAME
OUT DURING THE DAYLIGHT.

HA HA HA!

A MORGUE JOKE? VERY BAD TASTE.

YOU KNOW, I LIKE WOMEN BETTER

WHEN THEY'RE UP
AND MOVING AROUND.

CARLOS, DID YOU COME
HERE FOR ANYTHING SPECIFIC

OR JUST TO CHECK OUT THE WOMEN?

CHECK OUT THE WOMEN.

NO. COME ON, HOW
ABOUT A LITTLE TOUR?

WELL, THAT'S THE
CAPTAIN'S OFFICE,

THAT'S HUNTER AND MY DESKS,

THERE'S THE
COFFEE, AND THAT'S IT.

Carlos: AND THERE IS
SERGEANT HUNTER HIMSELF.

YOU'RE LOSING
SOMETHING HERE, STEVE.

Carlos: HOW NICE,

A LITTLE HEROISM
STAGED FOR MY VISIT.

CARLOS, IF YOU'RE
MISSING YOUR HORN,

I BELIEVE LOST AND FOUND
IS DOWNSTAIRS, ISN'T IT?

MM-HMM.

LISTEN, I NEED TO
TALK TO YOU GUYS,

LIKE, IN PRIVATE.

OK.

OFF THE RECORD, OK?

I MEAN, I HAVE ENOUGH
PROBLEMS WITH MY BOSS,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

THE LATEST STIFF YOU SENT ME,

M.E. MADE HIS REPORT, MUGGING,

BUT I HAD TO TELL YOU GUYS,
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE,

SOMETHING HE MISSED.

THAT DUDE HAD ABRASIONS
AROUND HIS WRISTS.

HANDCUFFS?

THAT'S RIGHT.

COULD BE SOME SORT OF
DISGUSTING, PUTREFYING,

HOMOSEXUAL BONDAGE ACT.

YEAH, OR IT COULD BE
SOMEBODY THAT USES HANDCUFFS

IN THEIR LINE OF WORK,

LIKE A SECURITY GUARD OR A COP.

MAKES SENSE.

AH! HAND-DELIVERED, HUH?

HI. HOW YOU DOING?

I'M GOOD, HOW ABOUT YOU?

ALL RIGHT. THE
PRINTS YOU ASKED FOR.

GREAT. THANK YOU.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU CAME

ALL THE WAY OVER HERE
TO HAND-DELIVER THAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR
TROUBLE IS HUNTER?

YOU DON'T APPRECIATE
YOUR PARTNER.

YEAH, WELL, NEVER MIND THAT.

HOW ABOUT LUNCH NEXT WEEK?

YEAH, SURE, GIVE ME A CALL.

I WILL. SO LONG.

OUR STIFF'S NAME
IS SAULLY H. HELD.

I KNOW THAT NAME,

THE GUY'S A JEWELRY FENCE.

THAT GUY COULD USE A COUPLE
OF SESSIONS WITH THE WIMP.

DAMN IT, MATTHEW!

THERE MUST BE MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS WORTH IN JEWELS HERE.

WE GOT TO FIND
SOME PLACE TO SELL IT.

FORGET IT, BABY, WE
GOT TO JUST SIT ON IT,

AND THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO.

WE HAVEN'T SEEN A DIME
FROM OUR BIG ROBBERY.

WHAT'S THE POINT?

THE POINT IS IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

WE AGREED, REMEMBER,

TO GET AWAY, TO ENJOY LIFE.

THIS IS OUR TICKET.

LET'S GO FOR IT.

I'M TELLING YOU IT WAS UNREAL.

HA HA HA! YEAH, RIGHT.

BILL AND BOB, DON'T
YOU GUYS EVER WORK?

I TAKE IT THIS VISIT'S OFFICIAL?

YEP, IT IS. SAULLY HELD. FENCE.

WE GOT HIM AS A
D.B. TWO DAYS AGO.

YOU GUYS HAVE
ANYTHING RECENT ON HIM?

NAH, SHEET'S CLEAN
'CAUSE HE'S GOOD.

HE'S THE NUMBER 2 OR 3
FENCE ON THE EAST SIDE.

PROBABLY MOVED 20
MILLION IN GEMS LAST YEAR.

HE HANDLED ALL THE BIG HEISTS.

KNOW ANYONE WHO'D
WANT TO KILL HIM?

NO.

NO.

WELL, LET'S HIT THE STREETS.

YEAH. DON'T WORK TOO HARD.

KEEP LAUGHING. LATER.

ANYWAY, I WAS SAYING TO HIM...

CHECK THIS OUT.

MAYBE HE WANTS HIS HAIR SHINED.

NOW... WHAT'S THE
BIG IDEA, FREAKO?

WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE
NOT RICHARD GREENLY.

WHAT?

HEY, I'M REAL SORRY,

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GUY
THAT OWED ME A COUPLE GRAND.

I'M SAYING I BLEW IT.

OK?

YEAH.

HERE YOU GO, MAN.

COME ON!

HA HA HA! COME ON, FOOL!

I... I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW.

I SWEAR.

COME ON, YOU'VE
WORKED WITH LACY BEFORE.

IT'S A WELL-KNOWN FACT

THAT YOU KNOW EVERY
JOB THAT GOES DOWN.

I... I... I DO,

BUT NOBODY KNOWS
NOTHING ABOUT THAT LACY JOB.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

HONEST TO GOD. I...

IT HAD TO BE
SOMEBODY OUT OF TOWN

OR AN AMATEUR.

COME ON.

YOU THINK I'M A FOOL?

MAN, I SWEAR. I SWEAR...

YOU BETTER STOP YOUR SWEARING

AND START PRAYING.

I HATE TO THINK THAT YOU'RE
OUT ALL NIGHT PARTYING.

GO AHEAD AND THINK
ABOUT IT, 'CAUSE IT HAPPENS.

I DO HAVE A LIFE OTHER
THAN DRIVING AROUND

IN THIS HEAP WITH YOU, YOU KNOW.

WHO WAS IT, THE JERK
FROM THE BUREAU?

HUNTER! NOT THE NUT DOCTOR?

I TRUST YOU MEAN DAVID?

COME ON, YOU CAN DO
A LOT BETTER THAN THAT.

YOU BETTER SHUT UP AND DRIVE.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING...
THAT GUY'S A WIMP.

DRIVE.

I FEEL IT MY DUTY

TO INFORM YOU
YOU'RE DATING A WIMP.

SHUT UP AND DRIVE.

HE'S A WIMP. WIMP.

HERE WE GO, NICE AND COLD,

JUST LIKE YOU LIKE THEM.

SPARE US.

YOU GOT TO HAVE

A LITTLE SENSE OF
HUMOR ABOUT STIFFS.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE
A SENSE OF HUMOR.

SOME OF MY BEST
FRIENDS ARE DEAD.

LET'S GET ON WITH IT, OK?

WHEN I SAW THOSE
WRISTS, I HAD TO CALL YOU.

WE APPRECIATE IT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

OH, YEAH. HEY, BILL AND BOB.

HUNTER. YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

IT'S A GUY NAMED HAMMOND.

HE DID A LITTLE
BIT OF EVERYTHING.

HALF AND HALF OR ALL CROOKED?

HE HASN'T EARNED
AN HONEST DOLLAR

SINCE HE WAS 10.

HE'S A FRIEND OF LUCKY LACY'S.

WHAT, THE JEWEL HEIST?

THE VERY ONE.

JEWELS AGAIN, HUH?

Woman: THEY BELONGED
TO MY FATHER.

HE JUST PASSED AWAY.

OH, I'M SORRY.

LET ME GET OUR APPRAISER,
MR. BROOKES. EXCUSE ME.

THIS IS HAPPENING.

WE'RE GOING TO BE INTO
SOME HEAVY BUCKS HERE.

IT'S ABOUT TIME.

JUST BE COOL.

DAMN. WHAT?

GET THESE THINGS AND
GET OUT OF HERE NOW.

COME ON.

NOT TOO FAST. OK.

Man: JUST A MOMENT, SIR.
MISS, JUST A MOMENT, PLEASE.

YOU GIVE ME A HARD TIME,
DOES LITTLE PAULIE BACK OFF?

DOES THE MAN BACK OFF?

HEY, WHAT'D YOU DO, MAN?
THE SPEED KICK IN, MAN?

OOH. OH, OH! HEY, MAN!
I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
SAY THAT, PAULIE?

EVERY TIME I SEE
YOU, YOU SAY THAT.

YOU DUDES GOT TO
STOP SNEAKING UP ON ME.

MAN, LIKE, YOU TOTALLY
FREAKED ME OUT.

YEAH, I CAN IMAGINE.

YEAH, LIKE, WHAT
DO YOU DUDES WANT?

WE WANT TO KNOW
WHAT THE STREET SAYS.

THE STREET SAYS? LIKE WHAT?

"LIKE WHAT." WHAT DO
WE DO FOR A LIVING?

HOMICIDE, RIGHT?

YEAH. WELL, OK, MAN, THERE'S...

THERE'S, LIKE, SOME STRANGE
VIBES ON THE STREET, MAN,

LIKE A VERY... LIKE, WHOO...
LIKE A WEIRD HEAVINESS,

AND PEOPLE ARE TENSE,
MAN, LIKE, VERY TENSE.

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE AFRAID TO TALK

'CAUSE THEY'RE
AFRAID TO BLEED, MAN.

YADDA-YADDA-YADDA,
I'M RAPPING ALL THE TIME,

MAN, BUT, LIKE, I CAN'T
GET TUNED IN ON THIS ONE.

JUST, LIKE, I CAN'T
GET TUNED IN.

PAULIE, GET TUNED IN.

CALL ME.

HOW COME EVERYBODY
IN THE JEWELRY BUSINESS

IS GETTING KNOCKED OFF, SCOTTY?

I AIN'T GOT IT,
HUNTER. I'M SORRY.

YEAH.

BOSCO!

WHAT'S A 6-LETTER
WORD FOR CRIMINAL?

SCUMBALL.

THAT'S 8.

BAD GUY.

KEWPIE DOLL FOR THE LITTLE LADY.

WHAT CAN I GET YOU FROM OUR
INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS KITCHEN?

NOTHING.

WE ALREADY ATE. THANK GOD.

DON'T GO POOR-MOUTHING
THE COOKING AROUND HERE.

LOOK, WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT JEWELRY BUSINESS?

SOMEBODY GOT KNOCKED
OFF FOR MUCHO ROCKS.

YEAH, LUCKY LACY.

YOU GOT IT, YOU
DON'T NEED ME ON THIS.

NO, THE MURDERS,
THE MURDERS, BOSCO.

I GOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT REVENGE?

WE DON'T NEED PHILOSOPHY, BOSCO.

WHAT WE NEED ARE HARD FACTS.

YOUR PARTNER JUST SAID IT.

LUCKY LACY...
THAT'S A HARD FACT.

SO THAT'S IT, RIGHT? SEE YA.

CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING TO EAT?

NO, NO, WE'LL EAT NEXT TIME.

BEEN SAYING THAT NOW
FOR 7 YEARS, HUNTER.

IT'S A COINCIDENCE.

WHAT'S THIS NEW CHICKEN
THING YOU HAVE UP HERE?

COME ON.

NO, IT LOOKS
GOOD. I LIKE ONIONS.

Hunter: LUCKY LACY?

YEAH.

HOMICIDE.

LIKE TO ASK YOU A
COUPLE QUESTIONS.

YOU GOT A WARRANT?

YOU WANT US TO GET ONE?

HECK, NO. I'M LEGITIMATE.

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING,
WINE OR BRANDY,

PIECE OF MEAT OR SOMETHING?

NOTHING FOR ME. HOW ABOUT YOU?

UH-UH. LIKE TO ASK
YOU A FEW QUESTIONS

ABOUT THE ROBBERY AT YOUR HOME.

I DIDN'T REPORT NO ROBBERY.

WE DIDN'T SAY YOU DID.

I THINK YOU BETTER
GET YOUR WARRANT.

GET RID OF THEM, BERT.

SIT DOWN, BERT.

A WARRANT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

WE GOT WHAT WE
CAME FOR, DIDN'T WE?

WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY?

WE GOTTA TALK.

WE ARE.

YOU GOTTA PUT A HOLD
ON WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO.

A HOLD?

THE HEAT'S COMING DOWN
ON ME, MAN. THEY KNOW!

YOU BEEN TALKING?

I HAVEN'T.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE

HOW THEY KNOW, THEY
KNOW! I'M CALLING IT OFF!

NO. NO, MAN.

A DEAL IS A DEAL.

I PUT TIME IN ON THIS.

WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
I'M CALLING IT OFF!

THIS AIN'T GOOD.

DO YOU BUY JEWELRY?

LET'S SEE IT.

GET OUT OF HERE WITH THIS JUNK.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THIS STUFF IS GOOD.

YEAH, GOOD AND HOT.

LOOK, WHAT'LL
YOU GIVE US FOR IT?

YOU KIDS WANT SOME ADVICE?

BURY THAT STUFF DEEP AND
LEAVE IT FOR YOUR OLD AGE.

OTHERWISE, YOU
MAY NEVER HAVE ONE.

I ASKED YOUS TO COME BY
BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO KNOW

WHAT YOU GUYS ARE WORKING ON.

SOMETIMES I GOT CONNECTIONS,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

LOOK, I'M GOING
TO LEVEL WITH YOU.

I'M GOING TO COOPERATE
WITH YOU PEOPLE.

WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THERE'S THIS GUY OUT THERE

DOING THIS CRAZINESS, NOT ME.

HE'S AFTER THE THIEF.

IT WAS HIS JEWELS THAT
WERE STOLEN FROM ME,

ALL PART OF A LEGITIMATE
GEMSTONE PURCHASE.

I'M A COLLECTOR.

LOOK, MY GUYS RAN
INTO THIS GUY LAST NIGHT,

AND I'M DOING THIS
AS A PUBLIC SERVICE.

YOU GOTTA STOP HIM.

"PUBLIC SERVICE."
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

YES.

THIS GUY'S A REAL NUT CASE.

I MET HIM IN AN ABANDONED
BUILDING IN HOLLYWOOD.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT WAS,

BUT YOU BETTER BRING A
LOT OF YOUR BUDDIES WITH YOU

'CAUSE THIS GUY'S
A DEATH MACHINE.

WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE?

HE'S BIG, REAL BIG.

BLACK LEATHER.

IN FACT, HE'S BIGGER THAN YOU.

WE KNOW THAT THE
JEWEL THIEF IS 6'2 ", 6'3";

MUSCULAR, HEAVY METAL,
LEATHER, FULL OUT PUNK, RIGHT?

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT LACY SAYS.

SO I HAD ROBBERY
PULL IN A MARKER.

WE PERSUADED PHILLY JOE MORTON,

ONE OF THE WEST
SIDE'S LEADING FENCES,

TO TAKE A BRIEF VACATION
COURTESY OF THE DEPARTMENT.

NOW, HUNTER,

THE PLAN IS FOR YOU
TO HIT THE STREETS

DRESSED AS OUR JEWEL THIEF,

WHO'S LOOKING FOR PHILLY JOE,

BUT OF COURSE, YOU
CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE.

UH, WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,

I'M GOING TO DRESS UP

AS ONE OF THESE HEAVY
METAL PUNKER GUYS?

I'LL DO IT.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN
FIND PHILLY JOE MORTON?

Man: NO, MAN, I
HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

I'M SURE.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

OK.

YOU TELL HIM WHEN YOU DO SEE HIM

THAT THE SLAMMER
WANTS TO SEE HIM,

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

I'LL DO THAT.

YOU DO THAT.

YOUR NAME LOUIE GALLO?

I WAS TOLD BY A MAN
THAT YOU COULD PUT ME

IN TOUCH WITH PHILLY JOE MORTON.

IS THAT CORRECT?

BUT THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.

THAT'S WHAT THE MAN TOLD ME.

LOUIE GALLO? THAT'S
WHAT THE MAN TOLD ME.

HEY, LADIES, HOW YA DOING?

LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO
GET THE WORD OUT FOR ME.

THERE'S THIS BIG GUY IN LEATHER,

AND HE'S LOOKING FOR
PHILLY JOE MORTON.

GOT SOME ICE FOR HIM.

OK. NO PROBLEM.

ALL RIGHT? YEAH.

THANKS.

YEAH?

Woman: IT'S SUZ! LET ME IN!

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, BABY.

YOU'RE JUST WHAT I
BEEN LOOKING FOR.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.

HAVE YOU BEEN OUT ON THE STREET?

THERE ARE COPS EVERYWHERE,

AND THEY'VE GOT THIS
DRAWING OF YOU, MAN,

AND IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU.

LINCOLN, WHAT IS WITH YOU?

I AM TRYING TO TELL YOU

THEY ARE CRAWLING
ALL OVER HOLLYWOOD

LOOKING FOR YOU. YOU
CAN'T GO OUT THERE.

HAVE THEY FOUND ME?

HAVE THEY FOUND ME?

NO. NO, THEY HAVEN'T.

SUZ, BABY, THEY NEVER WILL...

'CAUSE I'M LINCOLN...
I'M THE MAN.

THEY'LL NEVER FIND
ME. I'M UNCATCHABLE.

I'M LINCOLN.

OK.

OK. WILL YOU PLEASE PUT ME DOWN?

THANK YOU, BUD.

I MUST GET EVERY DAMN
CATALOG IN THE WORLD.

DAMN.

"LUCKY."

BERT! HA HA!

BERT!

HA HA HA!

"WE'RE SORRY." BERT!

HA HA! BERT! HA HA!

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
NO, IT'S RIDICULOUS.

LIEUTENANT, WE'VE
BEEN OUT THERE,

WE HAVE PUT IN THE
HOURS, BELIEVE US.

JUST A MINUTE,

MAYBE I'M MISSING
SOMETHING HERE.

NOW THIS GUY IS
LIKE 6-FOOT-8, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

HE'S DRESSED ALL

IN BLACK LEATHER
AND CHAINS, RIGHT?

ONE OF THOSE BIG, WEIRD
PUNK HAIRDOS, RIGHT?

YEAH.

AND HE'S GOING AROUND,
GRABBING PEOPLE

IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
OFF THE STREET.

THIS GUY THINK HE'S INVISIBLE?

WELL, HE'S ACTING THAT WAY.

LOOK, WE POUNDED
THE CEMENT HERE,

SO THE GUY HAS TO BE
HOLED UP SOMEWHERE.

THEN DIG HIM OUT. WE
GOT TO GET THIS GUY

BEFORE HE ENDS UP
KILLING HALF OF HOLLYWOOD.

LOOKS LIKE THE PINK HAIR, HUH?

FINN SAYS YOU
SHOULD WEAR A WIRE.

YOU CAN TELL FINN
WHERE TO PUT HIS WIRE.

HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW.

HE'S NOT RIGHT. YES, HE IS.

IT'S TOO DANGEROUS WITHOUT IT.

I'M GOING TO STICK CLOSE TO YOU.

STICK CLOSE TO ME?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO,

RIDE PIGGY BACK
THROUGH THIS WHOLE DEAL?

I'M DOING IT, ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, JUST DON'T
GET ME KILLED, HUH?

THANK YOU FOR THE
VOTE OF CONFIDENCE.

WHAT IF HE DOESN'T
REACH OUT FOR YOU?

HE'LL REACH OUT FOR ME.

BE CAREFUL, OK?

I'M ALWAYS CAREFUL.

SO, WHICH ONE OF YOU LIZARDS

IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST TO
HAVE HIS SPLEEN REMOVED?

WHOA!

WORD'S ON THE STREET THAT
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR PHILLY JOE.

YEAH, PHILLY JOE.

WELL, THEN... COME ON.

♪ DON'T LOSE YOURSELF
TRYING TO SAVE ME ♪

♪ I'LL BE OK ♪

♪ LOVE WAS BUILT THAT WAY ♪

YOU'RE A GNARLY
DUDE, AREN'T YOU?

YOU JACKASS, THAT'S
NOT PHILLY JOE MORTON.

YOU TALKING ABOUT
THE LACY JOB, RIGHT?

YEAH.

YOU TALK WITH ME.
THE LACY DEAL IS MINE.

I'LL TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE,

NOT IN FRONT OF THESE JACKASSES.

CUT OUT.

GET YOURSELVES A
DRINK DOWNSTAIRS.

Lincoln: BEAT IT, BABY.

WHERE ARE THE JEWELS?

DO YOU THINK I'M THAT
STUPID I'D HAVE THEM ON ME?

HOW DO I KNOW YOU GOT 'EM?

YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO TRUST ME.

I DON'T TRUST NO ONE.

MAYBE THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.

WHERE ARE THE JEWELS?

I'VE GOT A SAMPLE.
WANT TO SEE IT?

YEAH. EASY.

EASY. TRUST ME.

OK, PUS FOR BRAINS,

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, HOMICIDE.

YOU GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING
TO DO DOWNTOWN ABOUT

THE MURDERS OF SAULLY
HELD AND PAUL HAMMOND.

SPIN AROUND.

LET'S TALK.

DOWNTOWN. SPIN AROUND.

OOF!

AAH!

OH!

SO HOW WAS YOUR
WEEKEND, YOUNG LADY?

IT WAS A WEEKEND.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

YOU WEREN'T OUT
WITH DR. FASCINATING?

YOU KNOW, YOU SEEM
DEEPLY INTERESTED

IN THAT SUBJECT. ANY IDEA WHY?

WELL, I'M DEEPLY INTERESTED
IN YOUR PERSONAL WELFARE.

WELL, IS IT MY WELFARE
YOU'RE INTERESTED IN,

OR COULD IT BE SOMETHING ELSE?

AND WHAT DO WE MEAN BY THAT?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO
GET DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT.

WAS I DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT?

YES, AND I DETECT

A LITTLE BIT OF HOSTILITY THERE.

DO YOU WANT TO INVESTIGATE THAT?

I GOT IT. YOU'RE DOING THE WIMP.

THE GUY STARTED
PSYCHOANALYZING ME

ON OUR SECOND DATE.

YEAH, I KNEW IT.
WHAT DID HE FIND OUT?

I'LL NEVER TELL.

YES, YOU WILL.