How to Survive Being Single (2020–…): Season 2, Episode 7 - Mexican Psycho - full transcript

I just wanted to ask you

where you stand and whether
you think it's worth

trying to give it a chance...

DELETE

Five more minutes, please, Nat.

Samantha?

What did we do?

What didn't we do, honey?

That thing you did with your foot
at the end,

what the hell was that?

Okay.



Let's upload a pic of us
with "#Samanthián."

What? What hashtag?

You said it yesterday!

If we were a couple,

we'd be Samanthián.

Okay.

I'm usually the big spoon.

HOW TO SURVIVE BEING SINGLE

Lorenza, long time.

Check your messages, kid.

Santiago García wants to

turn your play into a movie.

What? No way!

We have to make it happen!



It's about time you moved into film.

Lorenza, I've been in film for years.

Hello?

Nat!

Nat... I'm happy...

We have a lot to talk about.

Want to get some breakfast?

-What the hell?
-Oh, did I wake you up?

Why me?

I only had one glass. Girls!

Time for school!

Kill me now!

Five more minutes.

I have a terrible hangover.

You drank on a week night.
There's an Uber waiting.

Get dressed. Come on.

Hurry up, I don't want any crap

from parents or school.
And this phone?

Jessica? Anyone?

It's not expensive having two hangers.

People are surprised.

It was cool, right?

It was great, thank you. Super cool.

Okay,

-Maria Fernanda.
-What?

Player. I like that.

Go!

I'll ask my assistant to call you.

No!

No, no, no.

You fucked

Billy Boy.

No!

I got him drunk to make Daniel jealous.

Least I can do is
save him from hypothermia

and sleeping in the streets,

-so he slept in the tub.
-Our tub?

Yes. It's really warm.

That's enough material to tease you

for the next century.

What you're doing,
making Daniel jealous, isn't okay.

He's dating a teenager, Fabiana!

If you want to date someone,

do it with a guy you like,
not to make Daniel jealous.

And go get tested, please.

I'm worried about you.

-Nat!
-What's up?

Have a seat.

-How are you?
-Fine.

Really great.

Sorry, I...

I don't know...

-where to start, but...
-It's cool.

We're on the same page.

Really?

It's just...

The message I saw...

You'll think I'm crazy, but...

What?

I don't know. It felt...

like a dream.

But it any case,

-I'd like us to take things slowly.
-Yes.

I wouldn't want for us to say yes,

and then have something go wrong.

Yes, I totally agree.

-Besides, there's no rush.
-Exactly.

It does scare me a bit,

-to be honest.
-Well...

-It scares me too.
-Really?

Yes, but...

I don't know.

Look at how well we've done so far.

We're gonna make it.

Yes.

This is the beginning of
a new adventure together.

I know.

I can't imagine it with

anyone else but you.

Yes, of course, honey.

Yes, whatever you want.

Okay, perfect.

Okay. I have to get back to work.

Yes. I love you.

-Didn't know you like coffee.
-What?

No, I love it.

Yes, it could be

Veracruz coffee, or Chiapas.
That's apparently a good one.

-Oh, I thought you didn't.
-Really?

Yes.

Listen...

Want to have dinner?

-You and me?
-Maybe. Yes. Would you?

-Just us?
-If you like.

Yes, of course!

-I'd love to.
-Okay.

-Yes.
-Cool.

-Great.
-Great.

Super.

-See you later.
-Okay.

I'm gonna...

-Yes.
-Yes.

Come in, we're discussing breakups.

Their lack of communication,
and their arrogance, their pride,

made them assume things all the time.
Of course they broke up.

AFFECTIVE LIABILITY - COMMUNICATION
EMPATHY - RESPECT

So, love doesn't exist?

EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE
ACTIVE LISTENING - COMPROMISE

Yes, it does exist.

But not like this.

I mean, it's important

that you're friends, that you know you can

confide in the other person.
That they know who you are

and you know who they are.

They should make you laugh,

even if it's with their nonsense.

You need to know that...

the world stops for him
when he's with you.

Miss Fabiana is in love!

We talked about this.
Love isn't for me.

-Let's continue.
-Miss?

Sister Matilde wants to see...

Johana, Jessica

and Blanca.

-Okay, let's do this.
-Congratulations!

-Let's go get a beer.
-Yes.

Yes, beer.

Congratulations.

After all this,
what comes next will be a piece of cake.

We should celebrate.

Dinner tonight?

Yes! I'll bring the wine.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Sit down, please.

It's come to our attention

that Miss Fabiana invited you to a party,

got you drunk,

and took you to her home
to cover up these sins.

That's not what happened.

It wasn't?

Miss Fabiana?

If anything, Fabs saved us.

Miss Fabs. Miss Fabiana.

What is this invasion of privacy?

You're worse than Zuckerberg.

What is this, Russia?

It is unacceptable for a teacher

to promote cardinal sins.

Mother, it's okay.

It was my responsibility, not theirs.

Girls, the Devil

takes on unexpected forms and faces.

My job is to expose him

and expel him from this sacred place,

so that you won't wander far
from the Lord's way.

Mother, I'm not the Devil.

You've been saying that
since high school, but I'm not.

What about this?

This way you make a vacuum...

-How do you plead?
-Innocent.

Speaking the truth is not evil.

The only truth is God's.

You know what, Mother?

These girls are much more intelligent,

talented, capable,
than this school lets them see.

They need someone who listens
and tells them how the real world is.

Nobody should listen to you.

Outrageous.

Begone, Satan!

-Begone!
-It's in my eye.

-Out!
-Okay!

-Out!
-Okay, I'm going!

Out, I said!

-Out!
-Okay, I'm going!

What's up, girls? Welcome. Come in.

I've been waiting for you.
Get comfortable and we'll start.

Master?

We took the liberty of bringing

-some Ukrainian durian.
-Okay.

Excellent!

I love your initiative, girls.

-Thank you.
-They say it can make you levitate.

Okay.

Caro, could you tell us a little more

about this

strange kiwi-meets-peach fruit, please?

Durian!

It's called a durian.

Okay. Girls?

Caro, please.

Let's see how it is.

Okay, girls.

Let's start today's session.

Breathe.

Inhale. Exhale.

Concentration.

Enjoy.

Listen, girls.

You don't need to take your clothes off.

We're not filming any TikToks.

If that's where the fruit took you,

feel free to explore.
Meanwhile, I'll just look at the sky.

Or the floor. I'll look at the floor.

What about you?

What would you like to explore?

Well, actually,

I'm exploring celibacy.

Can you do me a favor, girls?
Please don't make so many

delicious,

erotic noises?

I've always wanted a therapy session
with the fruit of love.

The fruit of love?

In Ukraine,

they consider the durian an aphrodisiac.

They say it even makes you levitate.

Okay, girls, but...

Do you agree with this? Can you see me?

It's me. It's Fish.

Relax, master.

-We're going to heal all of you.
-Okay.

Oh, man, I'm already feeling it!

Lousy durian, make me yours.
Don't be a prick.

So, Mother Superior fired me. Yes.

Yes! Then she exorcized me.

She used holy water!

That old hag has called me
the Devil since high school.

Miss Fabiana!

Those feminists were right, I am a perv.

What are you talking about?

We're not here because we're pervs,

It's because

the fruit, your music,

the therapy...

woke up our sexuality, Fish.

So, you did this

by choice?

Yes. For the selfies, but yes.

-I have an idea. I'll be right back.
-Okay.

Let's see, just so we're clear,

everyone experiences their sexuality

as, where, and when they want, right?

Like you're doing now with me,

here, now, with the fruit.

We're enjoying it.

And the best part is yet to come.

We're not done yet.

We're not?

Fruit with pesticides?

You lied to us?

Plastic? And genetically modified?

No, look.

I can explain.

Papaya only it's expensive.

Girls! Don't go, please!

I beg you!

JORGE NEGRETE THEATER
ALMOST AT THE END

On the third lift, a sign come
as the curtain closes,

and the moon goes up.

-Is it okay there?
-Yes.

-How's it going?
-Well!

Look!

You're the best.

Sebastián Ybarra!

It's Samantha, from Buongiorno Mexiquito.

-What's she doing here?
-No idea.

Surprise interview!

Oh, a surprise interview.

What?

Why?

We want to promote
Almost at the End on TV.

-Okay.
-How do I look? Great, right?

-Sebas?
-Okay, roll it. We're live.

Sebastián Ybarra, how are you?

Please, tell us. How do you manage

to be both so talented and handsome?

I don't know about handsome,

but I've been passionate
about this script since--

I'm passionate about
how passionate you are.

You're simply irresistible.

You won't resist crying...

because it's so moving.

You heard him, friends.

This was Sebastián Ybarra,

the hot director and actor at the moment.
Don't miss it.

-Thank you!
-Excuse me.

-Yes.
-Can you come here a second?

Could you bring us some coffee?
Ask her to help us with it, please.

I'm not his assistant, I'm the producer.

-You?
-Yes, sorry.

Nat, sorry.

I'll handle this. I'm sorry.

-Hey, pull your socks up.
-Sam?

Yes, my love? Yes yes yes.

Thank you for the interview.

-You're welcome.
-Thanks.

Don't take this the wrong way,

but I wouldn't want you to misinterpret

what happened last night.

What's to misinterpret?

That I gave you the best sex ever?

The things I did to him.

He actually cried.

You did a little!

Yes, well, I mean, remember...

Sam, I'm with the whole cast here.

Yes, hi, nice to meet you!

And we're rehearsing.

We can talk about this later.

Sure, if by "talk" you mean fuck 24/7...

Okay.

Samantha! I'm so sorry!

Could you say hi to my mom?

-If you don't mind?
-Of course!

What's her name?

I call her Mom.

Hello?

Hi, I'm looking for Nicole.

Can I see her?

It's Daniel.

-Which Daniel?
-Her boyfriend.

Daniel?

What the hell?

I was worried. You weren't answering.

Worried about what?

Dani, my parents won't let me
date you anymore.

Why not?

They think it's really weird
that a guy your age

is interested in a girl my age.

They saw report on Jeffrey Epstein.

Now they're totally freaked.

Epstein has nothing to do with me.
He's 70!

You're of legal age.

Yes, but they also saw your stories

about the Wolf of Polanco,

and it made them cringe,

and they're right actually.

Please don't come here.

You can't break up with me like this.

-I got a tattoo!
-It looks great.

This got infected.
We were planning a trip to New York.

I know. I would have loved to go with you.

You go and have an awesome time.

But don't come back here,
or my dad will call the police.

Take care! Bye!

Can't I at least talk to your dad?

So, tell me,

how long will you be staying
at the cowork?

Not long probably.

I'd love my own design studio.

Oh, that's great! But?

But I gave up on that idea along with
getting married and having kids.

Really?

If you want that...

work to have a family,

-that's great. They're not incompatible.
-Yes.

-Right?
-That's true.

Sorry.

-Excuse me a second.
-Sure.

Hello?

What's up, honey?

Miss?

-Your restroom?
-In the back.

Thank you.

All right.

Vanilla milk?

You need it now?

Okay, love. I'm on my way.

I love you too. Bye.

Everything okay?

I don't know. You tell me.

I'm really sorry,

but I have to go. Forgive me.

I need to take care of something urgent.

I can recommend a great vanilla milk
for your girlfriend.

What? No!

No. That wasn't my girlfriend.

You call your mom "honey"?

Look, I'm not...

I don't have time for two-timers,
or triple-timers.

Don't got time for that.

It was my daughter.

Natalia. I was looking for you.

-Nat?
-What?

I'm sorry about Samantha.

No one asked for explanations.

I know, but I wanted to explain anyway.

-That was so weird, like...
-No.

Are you going to do your puppy eyes?

Don't talk to me
like I'm just another girl.

Please.

-Are you okay? What's got into you?
-What's so funny?

You're so insensitive.

-Wait, I don't understand.
-What don't you understand?

Samantha can't ruin dinner.

I won't have dinner like some idiot.

What do you mean?

We're celebrating our last show!

I don't care about that.

Honestly.

I thought you'd be proud.

-Of what?
-What you mean?

Being with a playboy who sleeps with girls
then treats them like shit?

Hold on! Time out.

If Samantha misjudged what happened,

-that's her problem.
-What?

-If she misjudged yesterday.
-Yesterday?

Last night?

Yes.

What's wrong?

Wow what?

Sorry, I don't understand.
We wake up together.

You invite me to your friend's party.

We have a great time together last night.

Then you send me home,

so you can fuck her?

Hold on. It wasn't like that.

Besides, why do you care?

What? Why do I...

I'm sorry. Sorry for caring

and for thinking we could work.

Time out. That we could work?

I don't know why I sent you that text.

-It was stupid.
-Hold on.

What message?

Why did you ask me to breakfast?

To talk about turning the play

into a movie. What else?

What?

-Look...
-I'm an idiot.

-Why are you...
-I'm an idiot.

-Don't be dramatic.
-Don't say not to do drama.

None of this is an issue

if you had made your intentions clear.

What did I do?
Tell me, I'm completely lost.

So now I have to explain it to you?

"How did I screw up?"
That's my responsibility?

To explain it to you?

Explain that you slept with me too?
Or did you forget?

It obviously meant nothing to you.

But it did to me.

I'm not another notch on your bedpost.

Make no mistake.

I've always been there for you.

I helped you succeed.

I was even there

when your girlfriend died!

Whenever you needed me,
for as long as you needed me.

I don't have to explain to you

that a fucking picnic
can't solve everything.

You only did that

because you felt guilty.

Because you weren't there, Sebas.

The one thing I asked for.

You weren't there. You couldn't.

Of course not!

The world revolves around you.

You're fucking egocentric,

-and we're all here to help you.
-Not true.

"What you need, Sebas?"

Did you ask me what I need?

How I feel?

-We all have to be there to help you.
-Hang on. Natalia.

You're a fucking selfish piece of shit.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize.

"Sorry, I didn't know!"

It's always the same story.

-Damn it.
-You apologize,

then it just gets worse!

I said I was sorry.
What do you want me to do?

Seriously, I think you're a bad person.

You're fucked up.

If I'm a bad person,
why are you with me?

What do you want with me?

You're fucked up, man.

I should fuck myself, right?

Go fuck yourself!

She was always going to dump you.

You're the creep dating a 19 year old.

My only mistake was
following your example.

I even got this shit done.

No.

Your only mistake
was losing the only person

you ever loved

and who'll never return to you

because you gave her too many reasons
to think you're an idiot.

Thank you.

Everything okay?

Yes, she's asleep.

Sometimes kids' bellyaches

are just for attention.

-Okay.
-That's all.

Sorry about the mess.

I know what you're thinking, but no,

I'm not a man who hides
his kids to get laid.

No, not me.

I love Clarita.

She's the most precious thing I have.

I love her very much. I didn't tell you

because we hardly know each other.

It's not something
you just mention like that!

But...

I think it's obvious.

I like you a lot.

I'm crazy for you.

If you give me a chance...

I understand if not,

if you're not happy with my situation,

then it's fine.

You try to do things right,
but you end up being the villain.

Why are relationships
always so full of drama?

I wasn't even in a relationship, was I?

-What relationship?
-Exactly.

There wasn't one!

You know what? Fuck drama!

And you know what? Fuck exes.

-You know what? A shot to that!
-What? Shot.

-You know what?
-What?

-A shot to never having any more drama.
-Shot.

Obviously,

with the man who told you he loves you.

-Samantha?
-My love.

-Why did you post this?
-They're stories.

I document my life.
You should too, my little raccoon.

Weren't we going to my place?

What are you doing?

Have you ever been so horny
you wanted to destroy something?

Like, metaphorically?

Here in the street, really?

You want to destroy,
the civil code?

I've never done this, but okay.

-Ready?
-For what?

Hey, Sam?

What is all this?

-Pick something?
-What?

-Come on. Pick something.
-What?

Samantha.

What the hell?

Samantha, what are you doing?

Samantha, please, no.

No!

Fuck, no.

You're destroying that car! Stop!

-Fuck exes!
-Is that your ex's car?

Come on. Help me! It feels great!

What do you mean to help you?

Samantha!

Fuck all exes!

Samantha!

Today, I was told

I didn't deserve to be heard

by anyone.

If you're a woman,

has that ever happened to you?

Welcome to

It Needed to Be Said,

and It Was,

a podcast by an unemployed psychologist.

Today we have

a very talented person with us,

an actress with an extraordinary career

who also has a huge heart,

but despite all that,

she was also silenced.

Lucía Gamero,

tell us your story.

Thank you, Fabs.

As you already know,

a few months ago, someone released a video

of me having sex,

with a close-up of my face,

memes...

I was publicly ridiculed.

And I'm sure it's happened to many of you

with some boyfriend,

or at work,

but it's time to leave the fear aside,

the fear of being ourselves,

the fear of being alone.

You are not alone.

Remember, even in the worst,

darkest moments,

there are alternatives.

And that we meet the right people

at exactly the right time.

Even though sometimes they fail us,

they disappoint us,

and we have to let them go.

What best way to wake up
and start your day?

Obviously,

with the man who told you he loves you.

My love.

Hey, Jud.

How are you?

Yeah, all good.

I just called to see if I still
have a spot in the movie?

Yeah.

No, things are not so great.

I don't know.
Maybe it's time to go back to LA.

Tomorrow?

What are you doing?

Don't make me spell it out.

Spell it out for me.

That is why here we're going to talk about

how to identify

the right person

and...

the wrong person.

You're free to go.

Thank you.

What about her?

We're keeping her in custody.

It's not her first offence.

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