How to Build a Sex Room (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 8 - Single and Ready to Mingle - full transcript
[pop music playing]
-[Tricia] Oh, the flowers are so pretty.
-[Gary] All right. Shall we?
-Oh my gosh!
-Hi!
Oh, wow!
Holy cow!
♪ We can do this all night ♪
♪ We can do this every day ♪
♪ Let the rhythm overflow… ♪
[Tricia] It's beautiful.
This is amazing.
♪ We can do this… ♪
-[Gary] So much to look at.
-[Tricia laughs] It's gorgeous!
So this is your new kink room.
♪ How many times
We can wake the neighbors up… ♪
This is a farmhouse down to the T.
♪ How many times
We can cause a commotion… ♪
Oh, you nailed the kinky farmhouse.
♪ Set the mood, baby
Let me light you up ♪
♪ Let's see how many ways I can… ♪
Look how magical and beautiful you are.
Did you see your face over there, Gary?
I mean, look how amazing!
[Gary] Oh, I'm liking all of them.
Looking at those photos,
I think the pictures look awesome.
I knew we would be hot together.
[both laugh]
All right. So let me explain a few things
'cause this is quite a different room
from your bedroom.
First of all, this is a bondage bed.
♪ Tonight gonna be exotic ♪
♪ And what I want, you've got it ♪
♪ Tryin' to get your way… ♪
[Melanie] This is your sex swing.
♪ Surf on your body ♪
♪ I'm not just anybody… ♪
Mind your head on the antlers,
but you're fine.
-Lie back.
-[Gary] Watch your head on the antlers.
That's a statement
I never thought I'd hear!
[Melanie] How does it feel?
I'm wondering,
can it support the two of us?
-Are you gonna get on top of me?
-[Melanie] I'm sure it can.
[Melanie and Tricia laugh]
We'll find out.
He will be on that swing as well.
We switch it up a lot,
so I guarantee you, I will have him in it
and have my way with him as well.
-Oh, no, please don't!
-[chuckles]
You can play with this.
You can take it off the bed
if you do not want to use this.
You can do your ropes as attachments here.
You can put the ropes underneath the bed.
So everywhere you go,
you have an attachment somewhere.
So you can experiment,
as we say, till the cows come home.
[Tricia and Gary laugh]
[Gary] Very fitting.
I'm excited
just to get on even the bed itself
and be able to, like, fully, like,
jump, pounce, throw me, and--
Jump and pounce?
What the hell's gonna happen?
And the bed doesn't collapse! [laughs]
And then for another surprise…
The electro play.
[Tricia] I saw the little briefcase open.
I knew right away what that was.
[chuckles]
So I was like,
"Ooh! I wanna get my hands on that."
Ooh, what is that?
These are all the toys that you can play
in conjunction with this kit.
-That hooks up to the other?
-Yes.
-[Gary] Ooh!
-Awesome!
That'll probably be one
of the first things we use in the room.
Toss-up between the swing
or the electric play.
All right. So you might have noticed this.
♪ I'm lookin' pretty ♪
♪ Hot damn, I'm lookin' fine… ♪
This is a pony chair. It's got stirrups--
-The stirrups.
-The stirrups give it away.
But you can use it as a spanking bench.
♪ I'm lookin' pretty… ♪
[Gary] She definitely listened
and gave us the things
that we were looking for,
but also the things we haven't tried
to, you know,
give us something new to explore.
The pony bench is
something we haven't tried before.
Go on. Give it another try.
And a couple. And a couple.
I can see the excitement
on her face, for heaven's sakes.
-[chuckles] She wants it harder, probably.
-I know. Absolutely.
[Tricia] I can definitely say
that I'm excited to use this.
I think it's gonna be really interesting.
I think it's perfect.
And then here
we have your St. Andrew's cross.
[sultry music playing]
♪ All I want ♪
♪ Is a love ♪
♪ Is a love where strings are gone… ♪
I think this is a space
we can definitely discover
and push our boundaries.
We're gonna have a lot of fun
exploring and figuring it out as we go.
And that's gonna be one of the best parts,
is just figuring it out together.
-[Tricia] Yeah.
-[gasps]
[Melanie] Okay, then.
I'm going to let you… Oh my God.
I'm gonna love you
and leave you both, okay?
-[Tricia] Thank you.
-Enjoy.
-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome. Enjoy that session.
[Tricia laughs]
♪ 'Cause I'm the star of your freak show ♪
♪ I'm the star of your freak show ♪
♪ I'm just a star… ♪
[Tricia] I am ready to throw
some UV lights on, get myself tied up.
I'm ready to tie him up
in all different positions.
-All sorts of possibilities.
-We're gonna have a lot of fun.
It's gonna be a very busy weekend.
-Sorry, kids. Feed yourself.
-[chuckles]
♪ 'Cause I'm the star of your freak show ♪
♪ I'm the star of your freak show ♪
♪ I'm just a star in your freak show ♪
[man vocalizing]
♪ 'Cause I'm the star of your freak show ♪
♪ I'm the star of your freak show ♪
♪ I'm just a star in your freak show ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
-[Melanie] This is it.
-[man] Wow. Looks clean.
[Sarah] Here it is!
The whole build process is like
every inch counts.
Like, where's your storage?
How do your floors look?
Never once was there
one conversation about, like…
"Where are you going to have sex?"
This is where the magic does not happen,
but hopefully one day.
-Wow!
-[man 2] Right.
-[Sarah] Take a peek.
-Can I go in?
[Heather] Check it out.
It looks nice from here,
but if you guys can get busy in there,
please let us know how.
[man 1] All right. Little tight quarters.
[Sarah] Uh-oh.
Oh my goodness! This is a little cramped.
The table, um, it's really only accessible
to sit on one side.
-You guys got a lot of gear.
-That's not a good position to be in.
[Heather] Maybe that's the way to do it.
We've been doing it wrong!
[both laugh]
[man 1]
There's nothing wrong with the van.
Let us show you
how to use it more appropriately.
[all laugh]
Darlings, I know how to design a sex room.
However, I don't know
how to engineer a room
into a moving vehicle.
[man 1] So we've just got
some design samples and stuff,
and I figured we'd go over
some of our ideas for your van
and how we can make it a little more sexy.
Oh, fabulous.
So let me have a look in here.
All of this area here will be bed.
-Yeah.
-Absolutely.
Thankfully, Max and Aaron can actually
deal with the technical details,
which leaves me
to deal with the fun stuff.
Just because they live in a van
doesn't mean they have to rough it.
I will create a feminine space
with light colors
to make the room feel bigger.
Sensual satin bedding will beckon them
into their new queen-sized bed.
We can put upwards
to, like, an 11-inch mattress in there,
so it feels like
you're sleeping in a home--
-Yay!
-Ooh! That would be really nice.
So we can ditch the mattress pad?
You ditch all of that stuff,
then you don't have to worry
about making a bed.
It's always there, and it's high enough
to where you have this massive area
for storage down below.
[Sarah] Okay.
Off of the roof rack,
this whole back area right here,
we would have a nice rooftop deck
with an easy ladder off of the back.
So you get up there,
spend your time up top.
-Yeah.
-Under the stars, like we like.
We would love that.
We would absolutely love that.
Where do you think we can put a sex swing?
-Oh!
-[chuckles] Oh!
-[Heather] All right.
-[Melanie] Oh my God. Are you blushing?
-[Sarah] He is!
-Yes.
[Sarah] It's so cute! [laughs]
In a space this small,
a sex swing is a no-brainer.
It will allow the girls
to get creative outside their bed.
Are you gonna need us
to source said sex swing--
-[Melanie] No, no, no.
-Or…
I dread to think
what you'd come back with.
-Me too!
-[Melanie] Oh, no.
♪ I want the taste of your kiss ♪
♪ I want the feel of your lips ♪
♪ Up and away to pure bliss
When I'm thinkin' about ya ♪
♪ I want the taste of your kiss ♪
♪ I want the feel of your lips ♪
♪ Up and away to pure bliss
When I'm thinkin' about ya ♪
♪ Pure bliss ♪
♪ When I'm thinkin' about ya ♪
♪ Pure bliss ♪
♪ Pure bliss ♪
[song fades]
When women participate
in the hookup culture,
I think it's seen as slutty,
and maybe people
look down their noses at me.
But I've been enjoying it.
I mean, it feels really empowering to me.
I'm 52 years old, and I'm single as hell.
-Well, hi!
-[Melanie] Hello!
Look at you! Welcome. I'm Lisa.
-Oh my goodness! Lisa.
-Nice to meet you.
-I'm Melanie.
-Come on in, Melanie. You're adorable.
-[Melanie] Thank you.
-Let me show you the space.
-[Melanie] This is beautiful.
-[Lisa] Thank you. I love it.
[upbeat music playing]
-[Melanie] Oh my God!
-[Lisa] It's my oasis.
-This is lovely.
-Yeah, a friend of mine did that.
-[Melanie] Oh, he did?
-It was my divorce present to myself.
-[Melanie] Good for you.
-Yeah.
-I was married for 22 years, so--
-[gasps]
-Wow!
-I know.
So becoming single at age 50 was weird,
and realizing I get to decide now.
I get to decide what my sex life is,
what my dating life is.
Turns out maybe I didn't have good sex
for 22 years. I'm not sure.
Oh, tell me about that.
How do you feel you didn't have good sex?
It just wasn't good,
it wasn't enough of it,
and I just kind of thought
that part of me died.
You know, we were raising chil--
I know. I know. Um… [laughs]
I'm not sure that I didn't have
a good sex life for 22 years.
-Okay.
-So I've been doing some research.
And collecting data like a scientist.
I can do whatever I want now
at this phase of my life,
and I can go out and I can date
and bang as many guys as I want.
Life's too short not to have any fun.
-What do you do for a living?
-I am a stand-up comedian.
Oh my God. Oh, you--
And then my life, becoming single
at age 50, it got pretty funny.
-Oh my God.
-[Lisa] I got a lot of material.
The dating apps alone
give me material for days.
[Melanie] Oh my goodness.
All the flexing of, like,
"My car. My truck. My fish."
Ugh!
[laughs]
-Let me get down to the nitty-gritty here.
-Yeah.
So you want a sex room?
Yeah. Um, I'm a blank slate,
but I'm curious.
I could use some direction, some guidance.
-Do you have a space in mind?
-[Lisa] I do.
I have this outdoor space,
indoor-outdoor space. The sunroom.
-It could use some help.
-Okay, darling.
Let's go and have a little look at it,
and then we'll talk some more.
Hookup culture is new to me,
obviously,
but, um, I'm enjoying the heck out of it.
I have realized
that there is some joy in casual sex.
I don't owe anything to anybody.
Making a space that allows me
to grow even more in that area
and to make it even sexier
as I explore this time in my life,
that's exciting to me. I don't know
what it looks like, but it's exciting.
-Welcome.
-Oh God.
[slow hip-hop music playing]
[Lisa] As you can see,
it could use some help.
-[Lisa chuckles]
-Am I okay coming in?
It's totally good,
and it actually has a lovely tin roof,
so we've got rain.
It's environmental.
-But you use it for the winter as well?
-I got a space heater, you know.
-But you've got fucking gaps everywhere.
-[Lisa] Yeah. Oh yeah. No, it's cold.
Here's my attempts to winterize.
-Got a lovely tarp up on the outside.
-[Melanie] Okay.
[groans]
No.
This is not sexy.
I like the access.
Look at the flowering trees.
It's so pretty out here,
but it's not super comfortable.
[Melanie] You're like me.
I like to bring the outdoors in.
I love that feeling of connection
between the garden
of the space I'm sitting in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we'll be able to incorporate that
in the design for sure.
[upbeat music playing]
-See the bunnies and the squirrels--
-[woman] All right, Lisa?
-[Lisa] Hi, Donna.
-[Donna] I wanna know what you'll do.
[Lisa] Donna, this is Melanie.
-[Melanie] Hi!
-Hi, Melanie.
-She's helping me rethink this room.
-Oh, awesome.
We're gonna make
some major home improvements.
Lisa's good at creating excitement.
-Is that a fucking gate there?
-That's a gate.
God, you've got to block that off.
What if you're having sex out here?
I need to give Lisa some privacy here
and, more importantly, to protect Donna
from what Lisa is gonna be up to.
[Lisa] She's a great neighbor.
She keeps an eye out--
-There's a gate between here and here.
-There's full access.
-Okay. You need to put a padlock on it.
-[Lisa laughs]
-[Melanie] Nice to meet you! Bye!
-[Donna] It was nice meeting you. Bye!
Whatever Lisa does, Donna sees.
-So I see that you're eclectic.
-Yeah.
-You're very kooky.
-Yeah.
You like to look at something
and know that it speaks back to you
'cause it's there for a reason.
Do you have any male partners
that come back here?
I've had some men back into the space.
It's an okay place to begin conversation.
-Yeah. Then what happens?
-Well, then we have privacy issues.
It's just not that comfortable
because it's so totally exposed
and because it's not comfortable, period.
So you haven't had sex here?
Hmm. I'm not gonna say that.
All right. So how do you see this
being a sexy space?
-I like textures around me.
-Yeah.
I like the idea of having it be a space
where we have creature comforts.
Why not appeal to all the senses?
Maybe a water feature.
Maybe some plants. I like that.
Sexy to me means it feels good,
it tastes good, it smells good,
it looks good.
I want you to feel special
when you come in, but not too special.
-I love watchin' 'em go.
-Oh my God. You've got my mind racing.
Lisa wants a room where she feels
that she can explore her new life
since she's been divorced.
That was such an interesting room.
-[Lisa] It's interesting.
-[Melanie] Oh my.
Oh, it's so much warmer in here.
Thank you.
Um, let's just go back a little bit,
if you don't mind.
Talk to me about the sexual side
of your marriage.
I just have realized
it really wasn't fulfilling,
and I think the biggest thing lacking
was communication.
I didn't feel free to express my needs
or what I wanted.
-So would he just shut you down?
-Yeah, shut down.
A little bit of shaming, I think,
and then I think
I just tamped those needs down.
-Sad story, but not a unique story--
-I don't think it's a unique story--
That's right. Not a unique story
that I put my needs completely away
for the sake of raising the family.
I couldn't imagine
anyone touching me at first.
I was like, "No, thank you.
I'm happy to be on my own."
And I spent quite a lot of time
just on my own
and establishing my own space
and getting my groove back, as they say,
and then realizing, "Oh, no, it's fun."
There's been less doubt in myself
in who I am.
And it's funny, at age 50,
seriously, when everything
is starting to sag,
I've stopped wearing Spanx.
I don't care anymore.
I feel more in my body and more, um,
adorably me
than I have for a lot of years.
I am not looking for a life partner,
but, you know, couple of nights
of a partner, that's pretty fun.
What kind of sex toys do you have?
-I don't really like 'em.
-What do you mean?
I like a real dick.
-Oh my God!
-[laughing]
[Lisa] I've tried.
I've played with sex toys.
I just don't… That does not…
That is not as fulfilling to me
as skin-to-skin contact.
Nothing else,
like sensation play or anything?
No. These are great.
I've been friends with these fingers
since I was a little girl.
I mean, two fingers are good,
but there's so much more out there to try.
It's not about just having good fingers,
about having a good dick.
It's actually enhancing
what goes on in the bedroom
and giving you a different sensation,
and that can be mind-blowing.
I mean, I'm opening up to it.
I'm comfortable going into sex shops.
I mean, there's no discomfort for me.
I just kind of go,
"Oh, yeah. I don't really need that."
Have you tried a sex swing?
That seems like being a circus acrobat,
and that seems fun.
[rock music playing]
♪ There's something in the air ♪
♪ Makes we wanna kiss you… ♪
Oh my God.
Am I going to introduce her
to a new world!
♪ You are the taste of freedom ♪
♪ Yes, you are ♪
[man vocalizing]
♪ You are the taste of freedom ♪
So let me tell you about Lisa.
She's a single woman.
-Ooh. Single lady.
-[Melanie] Divorced.
Yeah. She's just turned 50.
-She's exploring her life again.
-Oh. I like it.
-We wanna make this space really good.
-So not a couple.
-All right.
-Not a couple. First time for us.
I like first times.
-[Melanie] Mm.
-Be gentle.
I want to create
an all-season space for Lisa.
It's gonna be like a secret garden
that she can explore her earthly delights.
-So we're ten and a half feet-ish.
-Yeah.
I'm thinking of going out
to about 14 feet.
I gotta basically get rid of this, right?
We're not trying to save this?
-The whole thing has to come down.
-Coming down. New stuff.
Correct, but I want to have that feeling
of privacy and sexiness.
Okay.
[Melanie] The flimsy shed has got to go.
In its place, I will build a sexy sunroom
where Lisa can entertain.
It will be a sensory palace
with fabrics and furs.
But I also want to open her mind
to new frontiers of pleasure,
so I will bring in lots of sex toys
for her to play with,
and a couple of choice furniture pieces
that will make sex
even more of an adventure.
I'm gonna have a sex swing over here.
Okay. That'll have to be reinforced
since we're building new.
-You'll have to reinforce it.
-'Cause there might be two people on it.
-Might be two--
-That's the point of a sex swing.
Nice and safe.
You don't want to be busting their ass.
No. No. The other thing is
the bondage coffee table.
-The bondage coffee table?
-[Melanie] Yeah. I'm gonna design it.
-Don't laugh at me--
-I'm not laughing at you!
Beautiful dick suspending the tabletop.
-Oh!
-My God, breasts.
-Breasts.
-Maybe a couple of fannies.
Yeah, that's…
That'll go great on a coffee table.
Who doesn't like sipping coffee
next to some boobs?
[Melanie] Exactly.
A bit cheeky.
But, hey ho, I'm cheeky.
This wall here,
I want the feeling
of the outdoors coming onto the inside.
I'm gonna have a sliding door,
and then you're gonna
step into a secret garden.
[funky pop music playing]
[Melanie] So this is gonna be
the little garden.
-[Mike] This is the secret garden.
-[Melanie] The secret garden.
Outdoor sex can be
some of the best sex ever,
and I'm going to prove it
with this sex garden.
In this space,
Lisa and her guests will be able
to test out new sensations and pleasures,
like bondage.
-I'm gonna have a sex wall here.
-Sex wall?
-[Melanie] Yeah.
-Sex wall?
-Yeah.
-Hard points?
-Yeah, of course.
-Of course.
I knew the hard points were coming.
I knew they were coming.
Did you just trip in… [gasps]
You just stepped in dog poop!
That's why I'm sensible. I stay this way.
[laughs] Oh, I'm getting…
I get… I'm the one?
No, that's such a shitty job.
Don't come anywhere near me.
[laughs]
[woman vocalizing]
-♪Diggidy dog ♪
-[dog barks]
-♪Diggidy dog ♪
-[dog barks]
-♪Diggidy dog ♪
-[dog barking]
Holy smoke-a-roonies!
Hi. Sorry, we're doing demo.
I just can't believe what's going on.
Oh, I know. You're not gonna believe
what's going up at the same time.
-Stay warm. I'll see you again.
-I will do. Bye. Bye.
-[dog barks]
-♪ Diggidy dog ♪
-[dog barks]
-♪ Diggidy dog ♪
-[dog barks]
-♪ Diggidy dog ♪
[dog barking]
♪ Be a good dog ♪
♪ Be a good dog ♪
♪ Please be a good dog ♪
♪ Be a good dog ♪
[song fades]
-Oh, wow!
-[laughs]
-[Max] It's a little different, huh?
-[Melanie] Oh, that looks amazing!
This is going to be the rack
that's going up on top,
and then they'll have
a kick-ass deck to be able to hang out.
[Melanie] I love this. I'm excited
to get inside. Can we go and have a look?
[Max] Yeah. Let's take a look.
Yeah, hopefully looks a little different
than what we saw before.
Yeah. I remember sort of like
cocking my leg to get to a table in here.
We're essentially giving them one big bed.
Okay. How does that work?
So there's going to be several
of these rails
that will go across
from cabinet to the wall.
[Melanie] Okay.
And then there will be a full platform
that goes across these steel rails.
-[Melanie] Yeah.
-So a completely secure bed.
-Then everything underneath is storage.
-[Max] Correct.
So all of this area down here,
all these little cubbyholes,
completely storage.
They'll be able to actually go to bed
when they want to and be comfortable.
[Melanie] Perfect.
Where is she gonna play her piano?
[Max] This cabinet
has kind of been redesigned.
They're gonna have
a nice pull-out kind of drawer.
-[Melanie] Oh!
-There's not one there. That'll be this.
Right.
-[Max] And essentially it'll sit…
-Oh my God!
-[Max] …right there in front of you--
-She can sit here, and they can jam.
Yeah, exactly.
[Melanie] Oh my God. Oh, I love that.
-Let's have a look at this.
-[Max] Yeah.
Ooh.
[Max] So this will be
their mounting point essentially.
Mounting.
-Careful with your words, love.
-[chuckles]
I asked the van guys
if they could install a hard point
so Sarah and Heather
could hang a sex swing in their van.
It will give them another place
to have sex aside from their new bed.
-[Melanie] I like this.
-Yeah.
[Melanie] This is gonna be so ungracious.
-Right. You ready?
-Yeah.
-[Melanie] Okay.
-There you go.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, I like this.
And you didn't fall through the roof,
so that's great.
Yeah, and then also,
I've got a sex rig that will go outside,
so they'll be able to unhook this,
go outside and play.
-Yeah. On those nice days.
-[Melanie] On those nice days.
They're gonna hump like bunnies,
the time they're finished. You know that?
Yeah. I know them.
♪ So we can make this work ♪
♪ We can make this work ♪
♪ We can make this work ♪
♪ Said I won't let you hurt ♪
♪ Be here in the dark ♪
♪ We can make this work ♪
♪ So we can make this work… ♪
[Melanie] Sarah and Heather's van
was in a really sorry state.
There was no storage. There was no bed.
This van was so crammed
to the point
that they never actually had sex in it.
So I focused on making their limited space
more user-friendly.
I brought in sensual fabrics and textures
and built up their toy collection
to spice up their love life.
And I custom-made something very special
which will speak
to their more adventurous side.
♪ …work ♪
[wind whistling]
[horn honking]
♪ Round up the doggies ♪
♪ Close the corral ♪
♪ The sky's a dark shade of blue ♪
-♪ Light up the fire… ♪
-I think I'm ready.
-♪ I'll sing you a tale… ♪
-Oh my gosh.
Hello!
-Oh my God!
-[all screaming]
-[Melanie] Hello. How are you?
-[Heather] Melanie!
Oh, I know. I love you too!
Very nervous.
Hardly any sleep. I can't wait.
[Heather] It's just been
such a big lead up to this,
so it's just crazy that we're here,
and we finally get to see our home.
And, I don't know, I'm just, like,
overwhelmed with excitement and glee.
[both laugh]
-Okay, let's go! Come on!
-[both] Let's go!
-[both squeal]
-[Sarah] Oh my God!
-What?
-What the heck?
♪ All messed up ♪
♪ I got it wrong… ♪
-Melanie, what did you do?
-Go in and look!
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh… ♪
[Melanie] For this design,
I created three distinct areas.
I missed you!
[Sarah] God! Our baby!
[Melanie] The first is
a wild-adventure outdoor space.
[Heather] Sarah!
I mean, put it on.
Mommy's home.
[all laugh]
[Sarah] This is definitely more my size.
-[Heather] Careful.
-[Sarah] What?
-[Heather laughs]
-I mean… I have to say…
Here, you wanna
pull me tight there, Melanie?
[Melanie] Of course I will, darling.
[Sarah] Do I get to sit like this?
[laughs]
-I am in love with Melanie and you, Sarah.
-Here, do you want stirrups? Here, here.
-Is that what that is?
-Yeah, here.
[Heather] This is so cool, Melanie!
-[Sarah] Holy shit!
-You've got to be kidding me!
-[Melanie] Put your stirrups.
-What?
[Heather] Like, how did you know?
This is a Melanie Rose special.
Wow!
It's, like, something that I think
we're both so turned on by that…
We can just swing into new lands.
Yeah, we're just gonna be swinging
all over the place.
[both laugh]
-[Melanie] Okay. Hang on a second.
-Oh my God.
Oh my gosh!
-Holy shit.
-[gasps]
♪ Havin' the time of my life ♪
♪ Everything's feeling right ♪
♪ All day into the night ♪
♪ Everybody… ♪
[Heather] Oh my gosh, Sarah!
-[Sarah] Look at this!
-[Heather] What!
[Sarah] Oh my God!
-No way.
-We have a bed.
[Melanie] It's got a proper
queen-size mattress in there.
Satin sheets!
-[Melanie and Sarah] Satin sheets!
-[Sarah and Heather] Melanie!
[Heather] Oh my gosh. We're gonna actually
be able to lay here together.
Oh my God. And Mason has a bed!
-[Melanie] Mason has a bed. Look.
-[Sarah] You've gotta be kidding!
-[Melanie] That's all storage under there.
-[Sarah] No way!
Well, let me just swing
for you here, Melanie!
Absolutely.
So you can bring this swing
and attach it inside as well.
-[Sarah] No way!
-[Heather] Oh my gosh. That is so cool.
Forget about van life, like…
All of a sudden,
you'll turn onto Instagram,
and it's going to be like
"hashtag sex van."
Okay. I've got another special something
to show you.
I feel like I died and went to sex heaven.
I know.
Come on. This way.
Oh my gosh, Melanie!
I can't believe there's…
-[gasps]
-Oh my God.
So cool!
[Melanie] Part of making this van
the sexiest van ever
is putting in this beautiful upstairs deck
where they can make love under the stars.
Holy shit!
[Heather] Whoa! This is awesome!
-[Heather] Yes!
-[Sarah] Oh my God!
-[squeals]
-This is insane!
This is so nice.
So there's lots of opportunities up here.
You can make love under the stars,
and then little bit of accoutrements here,
so you can actually be strapped down.
A little…
-Now we're talkin'!
-Look at this!
It's not every day
you see a lesbian strapped to the roof.
[both giggle]
-It's mind-blowing.
-It's exciting.
Yeah. Like, I can't wait
to be on the road with my babe
and be able to explore each other
and explore everywhere.
-We're gonna turn some heads.
-Yeah.
Oh, hell yeah. I'm pretty sure you will.
-[both laugh]
-[Melanie] Yeah.
When the van's a-rockin'…
Don't come a-knockin'.
Or do, but be prepared
because there's a lot
of weird shit going on in there.
-And about a thousand green bananas, so…
-Yeah.
[both laugh]
[pop music playing]
Okay, turn around. Okay.
-[woman] Hello.
-Hi!
[Melanie] Hi, Jess. How are you?
-Good. How are you?
-I'm fine. I brought my friend Lisa here.
Well, welcome in.
Let me know if you have any questions.
-Okay, thank you.
-Thanks!
Lisa says she does not need sex toys.
She has two fingers.
Come on.
♪ Do what you're gonna do ♪
♪ Go where you wanna go ♪
♪ Be who you wanna be ♪
♪ 'Cause it sure feels good to me… ♪
You know you talked to me
about your, um, fingers.
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
This is a host of beautiful vibrators.
-A host of beautiful vibrators!
-[Melanie] Yes.
♪ Oh, feels good to be
Good to be free… ♪
First thing Melanie guides me to,
smorgasbord of dicks.
Have you ever tried anything like this?
That's interesting
'cause I see what that would be for.
-Clitoral stimulation.
-I like that. Seems interesting.
That seems good, doesn't it?
I'm gonna turn it on. This is a Thruster.
Here, put it on your hand.
Try it. See what you think.
[giggling]
-[vibrating]
-[Lisa] Mm-hmm.
Seriously, every shape and size
and color of the rainbow.
It's tie-dye.
Dicks everywhere.
-[Melanie] This would be G-spot and clit.
-Hmm!
Mm-hmm.
[smacks lips] I don't mind that.
Now, this I particularly like.
This is the suction.
-[Lisa] Really?
-Yeah.
-That seems interesting.
-Oh!
Well, I mean, that's something
you can't do on your own.
Okay, so wait for it. Hang on.
No, you're gonna put your finger
on the top of that.
Huh.
[quietly vibrating]
Interesting.
My mind is already opening and expanding,
and I'm thinking of possibilities.
[Lisa] What's that?
-[Melanie] Oh, that's the starfish.
-[Lisa] What?
[vibrating]
Huh. That's… I think I should like that.
That's nice.
[sighs] It's a… It's a brave new world.
I mean, I can see that.
It's a brave new world.
[Lisa] What's that?
-What is that?
-It's a cock cage.
Whoo.
It's to stop you to get an erection.
I like an erection.
Oh, no. That's… I'm not… That's…
I never wanna discourage a hard-on
at our age.
-This is butt play, and this one--
-[Lisa] Oh, we're…
I can't imagine that being me. Uh-uh.
This is nice, like a stuffed animal.
-Yeah. No, we don't need a stuffed--
-[laughs]
-Not the direction we're trying to go in!
-We're not going in that…
No, no, no. That's not right.
-These are wrist cuffs.
-[Lisa] Mm-hmm.
You've got them both bound,
and you're like that.
I see.
Or like this.
-Have you been practicing?
-I've been thinking about it.
Lisa is growing
and discovering
and wanting to explore more.
She's given me more things to play with
that I can put in the room.
♪ Believer ♪
♪ Believer ♪
♪ Believer ♪
♪ Just have faith
I'll make you a believer ♪
♪ I've been on the hustle
Every day and night ♪
♪ I'm flexing like a shark
With an appetite ♪
♪ I don't need to bark
When I got this bite ♪
♪ Look at me now, look at me now… ♪
[Melanie] There we are.
There's the texture I want.
I've chosen colorful accessories
and playful touches
to turn Lisa's new sunroom
into a cheeky Bohemian sex lounge,
and I hope to capture
her sense of style and spirit.
♪ Have some faith
I'll make you a believer ♪
Oh my God!
-[Melanie gasps]
-[man] Where would you like it?
[Melanie] I've actually commissioned
a very special piece of furniture
for this room,
one that's built to Lisa's,
let's say, assets.
[Melanie gasps and sighs]
It's got an imprint of the bottom
on one side,
which, actually, when you sit on it,
is quite stimulating.
Ooh!
You could get some clitoral stimulation
out of this.
[man laughs]
I also put in some hard points on there.
I've got my restraints.
-[man] Both above and below as well.
-[Melanie] Yes.
I think that this will push Lisa more
and make her want to explore further.
Everything that's built here
is designed to withstand
any kind of acrobatics
that it's gonna be demanded of.
I love it.
♪ Let's take over the whole world ♪
♪ That's what we're made for… ♪
[Melanie] Oh, there you are!
How beautiful and sexy you are.
Since her divorce, Lisa has been
on a journey rediscovering herself,
from what she wants in life
to what she wants in sex.
♪ Let me show you how it's meant to be ♪
♪ And how to make it a reality… ♪
[Melanie] So I wanted to make this room
feel inviting and comfortable,
a safe place for Lisa
so that she can explore her every desire
with whichever man she chooses.
♪ Maybe it's a twisted fantasy… ♪
[Melanie] I've used
plush fabrics and soft tones
to create ease and warmth,
but I've also filled the space
with sexy furniture and accessories
to encourage her to continue
to explore new frontiers of pleasure.
♪ Let's take over the whole world… ♪
[Melanie] But the final frontier
is out in the secret garden.
Hidden behind walls of lush greenery,
this sexy lounge invites her
to explore and expand her fantasies.
Hey, girl!
-[Melanie] Hi, darling.
-[Lisa] Hello! Oh, I'm glad to see you!
Oh my goodness!
-I'm excited. I'm great. I'm great. Yeah.
-Oh my goodness.
-What are you doing back there?
-Just putting in the foxtail butt plug.
[both laugh]
-How are you feeling?
-[Lisa] Good.
Today, woke up thinking, "I'm ready."
I can't wait to play in that space.
Yeah, the wall has come down a lot.
You asked me to open my mind,
and I have, and I'm pretty excited.
-Take my hand.
-All right.
-All right.
-Yeah.
-Are you ready?
-Finally.
-Come on. Follow me.
-I'm more than ready.
-We're gonna see it! Oh my gosh!
-I can't wait.
Look at this whole new structure!
♪ You can crash inside my bed… ♪
[Lisa] Oh, wow! Oh, God. Yeah, look at it.
Oh, it's so pretty now.
♪ 'Cause you and I, we got a feeling… ♪
-Now, can you let me in, please?
-Yeah, of course. Let's go.
Okay. Are you ready?
[gasps]
Holy wow! Wow! Wow!
There's a lot to look at it.
-[Melanie] I know.
-It's gorgeous.
[pop music playing]
[Lisa] Oh my God.
It's beautiful. It's cool.
We are indoors and outdoors
at the same time.
-Yeah.
-[Lisa] This is great.
So cool. It's so safe
and protected and private.
It feels like a garden. It feels like…
Uh, it's sumptuous.
♪ What's a little love
Between two friends… ♪
I hear a fountain.
[Melanie] I call them anal-bead fountains.
[laughs]
[Lisa] Of course you do!
-And dicks on the wall. I like that!
-[Melanie] And dicks on the wall.
[Lisa] The colors and the textures,
this fills my senses. It's cool.
This is really cool.
Wait. Is this to be… It is!
[funky pop music playing]
-Here.
-[Lisa] That's to be used for that?
-So what you do is you'll be like this.
-[Lisa] What!
[laughing] Oh God!
Yeah, it's a good thing
the neighbors can't see that.
Oh, this is cool.
I know, and you can do it
from behind as well.
Okay. That's fun.
That is my sex wall.
I can kind of imagine what that looks like
and being restrained a little bit,
but I can't fully imagine it,
and that is the fun of it.
-[Melanie] It's your own little garden.
-Garden of pleasure.
Yeah, absolutely.
-I wanna show you the inside.
-Okay.
Oh my… [gasps]
-[inhales sharply] Oh, wow!
-♪ I get dressed up ♪
♪ You like dressed down ♪
♪ I put things on, you take them off
Clothes on the ground… ♪
It's beautiful!
The colors, Melanie, are so perfect.
This is gorgeous.
♪ …and go to town all day and night ♪
♪ I try you on ♪
♪ You fit just right… ♪
[Lisa] Thank you so much.
Holy cow.
We can look outside.
Oh, it's so pretty.
♪ You know I know you look good on me… ♪
Okay.
[sultry music playing]
-It's so beautiful.
-[Melanie] Beautiful penises here.
[Lisa] It's a penis flower.
This is beautiful.
There's a butt print in the coffee table!
It's like that room is flirting with me,
and it's saying,
"Hey, come and sit down.
Come and touch this and that."
Can I sit on it? Put my bum right there?
-[Melanie] Yeah.
-[Lisa] Okay. Oh my!
Oh my gosh!
It's great.
Oh, cool.
-Oh, so--
-This seems fun right here.
-♪ This girl's enough ♪
-♪ She's another one you know ♪
♪ She got me
Doing the, doing the naughty ♪
♪ But it still feels natural… ♪
[Lisa] Oh my God. That's cool.
I feel like it comes off
for when my mom comes over.
-All you will do is unclip--
-Hang a plant.
-[Melanie] Yeah, exactly.
-Is that a hand chair?
♪ You're just so good, yeah ♪
♪ You know your love is hypnotizing… ♪
-So you have your blindfold.
-I knew there was gonna be a blindfold.
This is just such pretty little things.
-And wait for it…
-[Lisa] Love it.
Ooh, cool!
♪ I-I'm doin' it, I-I-I'm doin' it… ♪
Oh my God. That's amazing!
It's your toy chest.
-[Lisa] Oh, we talked about this.
-Yeah.
We talked about this.
Yeah, that looks fun.
Maybe I should have
"I've fallen and I can't get up" button
installed in this room…
Oh. Oh!
Come on now.
…because what if, all by myself,
I have, like, mind-blowing sex
that's debilitating?
It could happen. Maybe it's gonna be
an emergency back there. I don't know.
Oh my God. Look at that!
[Lisa] Microphone 'cause I'm a performer.
I love that. I really love that.
-And a blossoming flower.
-Yeah, that's great.
Because you are blossoming.
I love that. That's really great.
I didn't feel seen in my marriage.
You do get me, and we knew that.
We knew it was gonna be good, but that…
Yeah, these little touches are amazing.
♪ All alone
I wouldn't want it any other way… ♪
To know that practically a stranger
like Melanie could know me
and, in such a short time,
see me like that…
It's good to be seen.
You gotta show up if you wanna be seen,
and this room, man,
it's showing up in a big way
for a beautiful next chapter.
No doubt about it. Feels good.
♪ Losin' my mind ♪
♪ My… ♪
So I hope, my darlings,
you can see the rooms that I design
are really meant to transport you
away from the daily,
mundane ritual of life
and into really a world of fantasy,
pleasure and connection,
of your dreams and desires,
and, most of all, of being free.
-Oh my…
-Whoa!
-Oh my God!
-This is crazy!
-We're straight in.
-We're wasting no time.
-Wasting no fuckin' time whatsoever.
-[both laugh]
[Hannah] Having that area to explore
and to connect and to be together
is so good for our relationship.
Absolutely.
I never expected this kind of glam,
but, like, high-end.
The room definitely inspires us
to be more intimate with each other.
It creates the ambiance. It's effortless.
We love it.
-Oh!
-Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
It's such a fun time in this room now,
and it's a different experience
that I've never had with you.
Our entire life
kind of is foreplay with each other.
[Jesse] It feels great
opening up to each other
and talking about things
we haven't talked about before.
It puts us in the mood.
[Jesse] It puts you in the mood,
and if you're already in the mood,
it pours kerosene on the mood.
But it turns out
that sex rooms are not just about sex.
♪ Give me some of that… ♪
[Taylor] I wanted to have a sex room.
I thought it'd be really fun
to do it with my boyfriend who I love,
but I wasn't expecting to grow.
They're about strengthening relationships.
♪ …that crazy love… ♪
-I love you.
-I love you.
♪ Give me some of that crazy love ♪
♪ Give me some of that hazy love ♪
♪ Give me some of your heatwave
Don't make me wait… ♪
[Shenika] My advice to any young couple,
married couple,
think about dedicated space
because it did something for our marriage
that I didn't expect.
♪ Cray, cray, crazy… ♪
[Shenika] You are our angel
for our marriage. Thank you.
You are welcome, sweetheart.
And, above all, they're about love.
-Mary Poppins of sex rooms. You are!
-[chuckles]
♪ That thing ♪
♪ Crazy love ♪
♪ Makes me too lazy ♪
♪ Give me some of that ♪
♪ One kiss can raise me up ♪
♪ Just give me some of that crazy love ♪
♪ Cr-cr-crazy love ♪
♪ Cr-cr-crazy love ♪
♪ Makes me feel amazing ♪
♪ Cr-cr-crazy love ♪
♪ Cr-cr-crazy love ♪
-[Tricia] Oh, the flowers are so pretty.
-[Gary] All right. Shall we?
-Oh my gosh!
-Hi!
Oh, wow!
Holy cow!
♪ We can do this all night ♪
♪ We can do this every day ♪
♪ Let the rhythm overflow… ♪
[Tricia] It's beautiful.
This is amazing.
♪ We can do this… ♪
-[Gary] So much to look at.
-[Tricia laughs] It's gorgeous!
So this is your new kink room.
♪ How many times
We can wake the neighbors up… ♪
This is a farmhouse down to the T.
♪ How many times
We can cause a commotion… ♪
Oh, you nailed the kinky farmhouse.
♪ Set the mood, baby
Let me light you up ♪
♪ Let's see how many ways I can… ♪
Look how magical and beautiful you are.
Did you see your face over there, Gary?
I mean, look how amazing!
[Gary] Oh, I'm liking all of them.
Looking at those photos,
I think the pictures look awesome.
I knew we would be hot together.
[both laugh]
All right. So let me explain a few things
'cause this is quite a different room
from your bedroom.
First of all, this is a bondage bed.
♪ Tonight gonna be exotic ♪
♪ And what I want, you've got it ♪
♪ Tryin' to get your way… ♪
[Melanie] This is your sex swing.
♪ Surf on your body ♪
♪ I'm not just anybody… ♪
Mind your head on the antlers,
but you're fine.
-Lie back.
-[Gary] Watch your head on the antlers.
That's a statement
I never thought I'd hear!
[Melanie] How does it feel?
I'm wondering,
can it support the two of us?
-Are you gonna get on top of me?
-[Melanie] I'm sure it can.
[Melanie and Tricia laugh]
We'll find out.
He will be on that swing as well.
We switch it up a lot,
so I guarantee you, I will have him in it
and have my way with him as well.
-Oh, no, please don't!
-[chuckles]
You can play with this.
You can take it off the bed
if you do not want to use this.
You can do your ropes as attachments here.
You can put the ropes underneath the bed.
So everywhere you go,
you have an attachment somewhere.
So you can experiment,
as we say, till the cows come home.
[Tricia and Gary laugh]
[Gary] Very fitting.
I'm excited
just to get on even the bed itself
and be able to, like, fully, like,
jump, pounce, throw me, and--
Jump and pounce?
What the hell's gonna happen?
And the bed doesn't collapse! [laughs]
And then for another surprise…
The electro play.
[Tricia] I saw the little briefcase open.
I knew right away what that was.
[chuckles]
So I was like,
"Ooh! I wanna get my hands on that."
Ooh, what is that?
These are all the toys that you can play
in conjunction with this kit.
-That hooks up to the other?
-Yes.
-[Gary] Ooh!
-Awesome!
That'll probably be one
of the first things we use in the room.
Toss-up between the swing
or the electric play.
All right. So you might have noticed this.
♪ I'm lookin' pretty ♪
♪ Hot damn, I'm lookin' fine… ♪
This is a pony chair. It's got stirrups--
-The stirrups.
-The stirrups give it away.
But you can use it as a spanking bench.
♪ I'm lookin' pretty… ♪
[Gary] She definitely listened
and gave us the things
that we were looking for,
but also the things we haven't tried
to, you know,
give us something new to explore.
The pony bench is
something we haven't tried before.
Go on. Give it another try.
And a couple. And a couple.
I can see the excitement
on her face, for heaven's sakes.
-[chuckles] She wants it harder, probably.
-I know. Absolutely.
[Tricia] I can definitely say
that I'm excited to use this.
I think it's gonna be really interesting.
I think it's perfect.
And then here
we have your St. Andrew's cross.
[sultry music playing]
♪ All I want ♪
♪ Is a love ♪
♪ Is a love where strings are gone… ♪
I think this is a space
we can definitely discover
and push our boundaries.
We're gonna have a lot of fun
exploring and figuring it out as we go.
And that's gonna be one of the best parts,
is just figuring it out together.
-[Tricia] Yeah.
-[gasps]
[Melanie] Okay, then.
I'm going to let you… Oh my God.
I'm gonna love you
and leave you both, okay?
-[Tricia] Thank you.
-Enjoy.
-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome. Enjoy that session.
[Tricia laughs]
♪ 'Cause I'm the star of your freak show ♪
♪ I'm the star of your freak show ♪
♪ I'm just a star… ♪
[Tricia] I am ready to throw
some UV lights on, get myself tied up.
I'm ready to tie him up
in all different positions.
-All sorts of possibilities.
-We're gonna have a lot of fun.
It's gonna be a very busy weekend.
-Sorry, kids. Feed yourself.
-[chuckles]
♪ 'Cause I'm the star of your freak show ♪
♪ I'm the star of your freak show ♪
♪ I'm just a star in your freak show ♪
[man vocalizing]
♪ 'Cause I'm the star of your freak show ♪
♪ I'm the star of your freak show ♪
♪ I'm just a star in your freak show ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
-[Melanie] This is it.
-[man] Wow. Looks clean.
[Sarah] Here it is!
The whole build process is like
every inch counts.
Like, where's your storage?
How do your floors look?
Never once was there
one conversation about, like…
"Where are you going to have sex?"
This is where the magic does not happen,
but hopefully one day.
-Wow!
-[man 2] Right.
-[Sarah] Take a peek.
-Can I go in?
[Heather] Check it out.
It looks nice from here,
but if you guys can get busy in there,
please let us know how.
[man 1] All right. Little tight quarters.
[Sarah] Uh-oh.
Oh my goodness! This is a little cramped.
The table, um, it's really only accessible
to sit on one side.
-You guys got a lot of gear.
-That's not a good position to be in.
[Heather] Maybe that's the way to do it.
We've been doing it wrong!
[both laugh]
[man 1]
There's nothing wrong with the van.
Let us show you
how to use it more appropriately.
[all laugh]
Darlings, I know how to design a sex room.
However, I don't know
how to engineer a room
into a moving vehicle.
[man 1] So we've just got
some design samples and stuff,
and I figured we'd go over
some of our ideas for your van
and how we can make it a little more sexy.
Oh, fabulous.
So let me have a look in here.
All of this area here will be bed.
-Yeah.
-Absolutely.
Thankfully, Max and Aaron can actually
deal with the technical details,
which leaves me
to deal with the fun stuff.
Just because they live in a van
doesn't mean they have to rough it.
I will create a feminine space
with light colors
to make the room feel bigger.
Sensual satin bedding will beckon them
into their new queen-sized bed.
We can put upwards
to, like, an 11-inch mattress in there,
so it feels like
you're sleeping in a home--
-Yay!
-Ooh! That would be really nice.
So we can ditch the mattress pad?
You ditch all of that stuff,
then you don't have to worry
about making a bed.
It's always there, and it's high enough
to where you have this massive area
for storage down below.
[Sarah] Okay.
Off of the roof rack,
this whole back area right here,
we would have a nice rooftop deck
with an easy ladder off of the back.
So you get up there,
spend your time up top.
-Yeah.
-Under the stars, like we like.
We would love that.
We would absolutely love that.
Where do you think we can put a sex swing?
-Oh!
-[chuckles] Oh!
-[Heather] All right.
-[Melanie] Oh my God. Are you blushing?
-[Sarah] He is!
-Yes.
[Sarah] It's so cute! [laughs]
In a space this small,
a sex swing is a no-brainer.
It will allow the girls
to get creative outside their bed.
Are you gonna need us
to source said sex swing--
-[Melanie] No, no, no.
-Or…
I dread to think
what you'd come back with.
-Me too!
-[Melanie] Oh, no.
♪ I want the taste of your kiss ♪
♪ I want the feel of your lips ♪
♪ Up and away to pure bliss
When I'm thinkin' about ya ♪
♪ I want the taste of your kiss ♪
♪ I want the feel of your lips ♪
♪ Up and away to pure bliss
When I'm thinkin' about ya ♪
♪ Pure bliss ♪
♪ When I'm thinkin' about ya ♪
♪ Pure bliss ♪
♪ Pure bliss ♪
[song fades]
When women participate
in the hookup culture,
I think it's seen as slutty,
and maybe people
look down their noses at me.
But I've been enjoying it.
I mean, it feels really empowering to me.
I'm 52 years old, and I'm single as hell.
-Well, hi!
-[Melanie] Hello!
Look at you! Welcome. I'm Lisa.
-Oh my goodness! Lisa.
-Nice to meet you.
-I'm Melanie.
-Come on in, Melanie. You're adorable.
-[Melanie] Thank you.
-Let me show you the space.
-[Melanie] This is beautiful.
-[Lisa] Thank you. I love it.
[upbeat music playing]
-[Melanie] Oh my God!
-[Lisa] It's my oasis.
-This is lovely.
-Yeah, a friend of mine did that.
-[Melanie] Oh, he did?
-It was my divorce present to myself.
-[Melanie] Good for you.
-Yeah.
-I was married for 22 years, so--
-[gasps]
-Wow!
-I know.
So becoming single at age 50 was weird,
and realizing I get to decide now.
I get to decide what my sex life is,
what my dating life is.
Turns out maybe I didn't have good sex
for 22 years. I'm not sure.
Oh, tell me about that.
How do you feel you didn't have good sex?
It just wasn't good,
it wasn't enough of it,
and I just kind of thought
that part of me died.
You know, we were raising chil--
I know. I know. Um… [laughs]
I'm not sure that I didn't have
a good sex life for 22 years.
-Okay.
-So I've been doing some research.
And collecting data like a scientist.
I can do whatever I want now
at this phase of my life,
and I can go out and I can date
and bang as many guys as I want.
Life's too short not to have any fun.
-What do you do for a living?
-I am a stand-up comedian.
Oh my God. Oh, you--
And then my life, becoming single
at age 50, it got pretty funny.
-Oh my God.
-[Lisa] I got a lot of material.
The dating apps alone
give me material for days.
[Melanie] Oh my goodness.
All the flexing of, like,
"My car. My truck. My fish."
Ugh!
[laughs]
-Let me get down to the nitty-gritty here.
-Yeah.
So you want a sex room?
Yeah. Um, I'm a blank slate,
but I'm curious.
I could use some direction, some guidance.
-Do you have a space in mind?
-[Lisa] I do.
I have this outdoor space,
indoor-outdoor space. The sunroom.
-It could use some help.
-Okay, darling.
Let's go and have a little look at it,
and then we'll talk some more.
Hookup culture is new to me,
obviously,
but, um, I'm enjoying the heck out of it.
I have realized
that there is some joy in casual sex.
I don't owe anything to anybody.
Making a space that allows me
to grow even more in that area
and to make it even sexier
as I explore this time in my life,
that's exciting to me. I don't know
what it looks like, but it's exciting.
-Welcome.
-Oh God.
[slow hip-hop music playing]
[Lisa] As you can see,
it could use some help.
-[Lisa chuckles]
-Am I okay coming in?
It's totally good,
and it actually has a lovely tin roof,
so we've got rain.
It's environmental.
-But you use it for the winter as well?
-I got a space heater, you know.
-But you've got fucking gaps everywhere.
-[Lisa] Yeah. Oh yeah. No, it's cold.
Here's my attempts to winterize.
-Got a lovely tarp up on the outside.
-[Melanie] Okay.
[groans]
No.
This is not sexy.
I like the access.
Look at the flowering trees.
It's so pretty out here,
but it's not super comfortable.
[Melanie] You're like me.
I like to bring the outdoors in.
I love that feeling of connection
between the garden
of the space I'm sitting in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we'll be able to incorporate that
in the design for sure.
[upbeat music playing]
-See the bunnies and the squirrels--
-[woman] All right, Lisa?
-[Lisa] Hi, Donna.
-[Donna] I wanna know what you'll do.
[Lisa] Donna, this is Melanie.
-[Melanie] Hi!
-Hi, Melanie.
-She's helping me rethink this room.
-Oh, awesome.
We're gonna make
some major home improvements.
Lisa's good at creating excitement.
-Is that a fucking gate there?
-That's a gate.
God, you've got to block that off.
What if you're having sex out here?
I need to give Lisa some privacy here
and, more importantly, to protect Donna
from what Lisa is gonna be up to.
[Lisa] She's a great neighbor.
She keeps an eye out--
-There's a gate between here and here.
-There's full access.
-Okay. You need to put a padlock on it.
-[Lisa laughs]
-[Melanie] Nice to meet you! Bye!
-[Donna] It was nice meeting you. Bye!
Whatever Lisa does, Donna sees.
-So I see that you're eclectic.
-Yeah.
-You're very kooky.
-Yeah.
You like to look at something
and know that it speaks back to you
'cause it's there for a reason.
Do you have any male partners
that come back here?
I've had some men back into the space.
It's an okay place to begin conversation.
-Yeah. Then what happens?
-Well, then we have privacy issues.
It's just not that comfortable
because it's so totally exposed
and because it's not comfortable, period.
So you haven't had sex here?
Hmm. I'm not gonna say that.
All right. So how do you see this
being a sexy space?
-I like textures around me.
-Yeah.
I like the idea of having it be a space
where we have creature comforts.
Why not appeal to all the senses?
Maybe a water feature.
Maybe some plants. I like that.
Sexy to me means it feels good,
it tastes good, it smells good,
it looks good.
I want you to feel special
when you come in, but not too special.
-I love watchin' 'em go.
-Oh my God. You've got my mind racing.
Lisa wants a room where she feels
that she can explore her new life
since she's been divorced.
That was such an interesting room.
-[Lisa] It's interesting.
-[Melanie] Oh my.
Oh, it's so much warmer in here.
Thank you.
Um, let's just go back a little bit,
if you don't mind.
Talk to me about the sexual side
of your marriage.
I just have realized
it really wasn't fulfilling,
and I think the biggest thing lacking
was communication.
I didn't feel free to express my needs
or what I wanted.
-So would he just shut you down?
-Yeah, shut down.
A little bit of shaming, I think,
and then I think
I just tamped those needs down.
-Sad story, but not a unique story--
-I don't think it's a unique story--
That's right. Not a unique story
that I put my needs completely away
for the sake of raising the family.
I couldn't imagine
anyone touching me at first.
I was like, "No, thank you.
I'm happy to be on my own."
And I spent quite a lot of time
just on my own
and establishing my own space
and getting my groove back, as they say,
and then realizing, "Oh, no, it's fun."
There's been less doubt in myself
in who I am.
And it's funny, at age 50,
seriously, when everything
is starting to sag,
I've stopped wearing Spanx.
I don't care anymore.
I feel more in my body and more, um,
adorably me
than I have for a lot of years.
I am not looking for a life partner,
but, you know, couple of nights
of a partner, that's pretty fun.
What kind of sex toys do you have?
-I don't really like 'em.
-What do you mean?
I like a real dick.
-Oh my God!
-[laughing]
[Lisa] I've tried.
I've played with sex toys.
I just don't… That does not…
That is not as fulfilling to me
as skin-to-skin contact.
Nothing else,
like sensation play or anything?
No. These are great.
I've been friends with these fingers
since I was a little girl.
I mean, two fingers are good,
but there's so much more out there to try.
It's not about just having good fingers,
about having a good dick.
It's actually enhancing
what goes on in the bedroom
and giving you a different sensation,
and that can be mind-blowing.
I mean, I'm opening up to it.
I'm comfortable going into sex shops.
I mean, there's no discomfort for me.
I just kind of go,
"Oh, yeah. I don't really need that."
Have you tried a sex swing?
That seems like being a circus acrobat,
and that seems fun.
[rock music playing]
♪ There's something in the air ♪
♪ Makes we wanna kiss you… ♪
Oh my God.
Am I going to introduce her
to a new world!
♪ You are the taste of freedom ♪
♪ Yes, you are ♪
[man vocalizing]
♪ You are the taste of freedom ♪
So let me tell you about Lisa.
She's a single woman.
-Ooh. Single lady.
-[Melanie] Divorced.
Yeah. She's just turned 50.
-She's exploring her life again.
-Oh. I like it.
-We wanna make this space really good.
-So not a couple.
-All right.
-Not a couple. First time for us.
I like first times.
-[Melanie] Mm.
-Be gentle.
I want to create
an all-season space for Lisa.
It's gonna be like a secret garden
that she can explore her earthly delights.
-So we're ten and a half feet-ish.
-Yeah.
I'm thinking of going out
to about 14 feet.
I gotta basically get rid of this, right?
We're not trying to save this?
-The whole thing has to come down.
-Coming down. New stuff.
Correct, but I want to have that feeling
of privacy and sexiness.
Okay.
[Melanie] The flimsy shed has got to go.
In its place, I will build a sexy sunroom
where Lisa can entertain.
It will be a sensory palace
with fabrics and furs.
But I also want to open her mind
to new frontiers of pleasure,
so I will bring in lots of sex toys
for her to play with,
and a couple of choice furniture pieces
that will make sex
even more of an adventure.
I'm gonna have a sex swing over here.
Okay. That'll have to be reinforced
since we're building new.
-You'll have to reinforce it.
-'Cause there might be two people on it.
-Might be two--
-That's the point of a sex swing.
Nice and safe.
You don't want to be busting their ass.
No. No. The other thing is
the bondage coffee table.
-The bondage coffee table?
-[Melanie] Yeah. I'm gonna design it.
-Don't laugh at me--
-I'm not laughing at you!
Beautiful dick suspending the tabletop.
-Oh!
-My God, breasts.
-Breasts.
-Maybe a couple of fannies.
Yeah, that's…
That'll go great on a coffee table.
Who doesn't like sipping coffee
next to some boobs?
[Melanie] Exactly.
A bit cheeky.
But, hey ho, I'm cheeky.
This wall here,
I want the feeling
of the outdoors coming onto the inside.
I'm gonna have a sliding door,
and then you're gonna
step into a secret garden.
[funky pop music playing]
[Melanie] So this is gonna be
the little garden.
-[Mike] This is the secret garden.
-[Melanie] The secret garden.
Outdoor sex can be
some of the best sex ever,
and I'm going to prove it
with this sex garden.
In this space,
Lisa and her guests will be able
to test out new sensations and pleasures,
like bondage.
-I'm gonna have a sex wall here.
-Sex wall?
-[Melanie] Yeah.
-Sex wall?
-Yeah.
-Hard points?
-Yeah, of course.
-Of course.
I knew the hard points were coming.
I knew they were coming.
Did you just trip in… [gasps]
You just stepped in dog poop!
That's why I'm sensible. I stay this way.
[laughs] Oh, I'm getting…
I get… I'm the one?
No, that's such a shitty job.
Don't come anywhere near me.
[laughs]
[woman vocalizing]
-♪Diggidy dog ♪
-[dog barks]
-♪Diggidy dog ♪
-[dog barks]
-♪Diggidy dog ♪
-[dog barking]
Holy smoke-a-roonies!
Hi. Sorry, we're doing demo.
I just can't believe what's going on.
Oh, I know. You're not gonna believe
what's going up at the same time.
-Stay warm. I'll see you again.
-I will do. Bye. Bye.
-[dog barks]
-♪ Diggidy dog ♪
-[dog barks]
-♪ Diggidy dog ♪
-[dog barks]
-♪ Diggidy dog ♪
[dog barking]
♪ Be a good dog ♪
♪ Be a good dog ♪
♪ Please be a good dog ♪
♪ Be a good dog ♪
[song fades]
-Oh, wow!
-[laughs]
-[Max] It's a little different, huh?
-[Melanie] Oh, that looks amazing!
This is going to be the rack
that's going up on top,
and then they'll have
a kick-ass deck to be able to hang out.
[Melanie] I love this. I'm excited
to get inside. Can we go and have a look?
[Max] Yeah. Let's take a look.
Yeah, hopefully looks a little different
than what we saw before.
Yeah. I remember sort of like
cocking my leg to get to a table in here.
We're essentially giving them one big bed.
Okay. How does that work?
So there's going to be several
of these rails
that will go across
from cabinet to the wall.
[Melanie] Okay.
And then there will be a full platform
that goes across these steel rails.
-[Melanie] Yeah.
-So a completely secure bed.
-Then everything underneath is storage.
-[Max] Correct.
So all of this area down here,
all these little cubbyholes,
completely storage.
They'll be able to actually go to bed
when they want to and be comfortable.
[Melanie] Perfect.
Where is she gonna play her piano?
[Max] This cabinet
has kind of been redesigned.
They're gonna have
a nice pull-out kind of drawer.
-[Melanie] Oh!
-There's not one there. That'll be this.
Right.
-[Max] And essentially it'll sit…
-Oh my God!
-[Max] …right there in front of you--
-She can sit here, and they can jam.
Yeah, exactly.
[Melanie] Oh my God. Oh, I love that.
-Let's have a look at this.
-[Max] Yeah.
Ooh.
[Max] So this will be
their mounting point essentially.
Mounting.
-Careful with your words, love.
-[chuckles]
I asked the van guys
if they could install a hard point
so Sarah and Heather
could hang a sex swing in their van.
It will give them another place
to have sex aside from their new bed.
-[Melanie] I like this.
-Yeah.
[Melanie] This is gonna be so ungracious.
-Right. You ready?
-Yeah.
-[Melanie] Okay.
-There you go.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, I like this.
And you didn't fall through the roof,
so that's great.
Yeah, and then also,
I've got a sex rig that will go outside,
so they'll be able to unhook this,
go outside and play.
-Yeah. On those nice days.
-[Melanie] On those nice days.
They're gonna hump like bunnies,
the time they're finished. You know that?
Yeah. I know them.
♪ So we can make this work ♪
♪ We can make this work ♪
♪ We can make this work ♪
♪ Said I won't let you hurt ♪
♪ Be here in the dark ♪
♪ We can make this work ♪
♪ So we can make this work… ♪
[Melanie] Sarah and Heather's van
was in a really sorry state.
There was no storage. There was no bed.
This van was so crammed
to the point
that they never actually had sex in it.
So I focused on making their limited space
more user-friendly.
I brought in sensual fabrics and textures
and built up their toy collection
to spice up their love life.
And I custom-made something very special
which will speak
to their more adventurous side.
♪ …work ♪
[wind whistling]
[horn honking]
♪ Round up the doggies ♪
♪ Close the corral ♪
♪ The sky's a dark shade of blue ♪
-♪ Light up the fire… ♪
-I think I'm ready.
-♪ I'll sing you a tale… ♪
-Oh my gosh.
Hello!
-Oh my God!
-[all screaming]
-[Melanie] Hello. How are you?
-[Heather] Melanie!
Oh, I know. I love you too!
Very nervous.
Hardly any sleep. I can't wait.
[Heather] It's just been
such a big lead up to this,
so it's just crazy that we're here,
and we finally get to see our home.
And, I don't know, I'm just, like,
overwhelmed with excitement and glee.
[both laugh]
-Okay, let's go! Come on!
-[both] Let's go!
-[both squeal]
-[Sarah] Oh my God!
-What?
-What the heck?
♪ All messed up ♪
♪ I got it wrong… ♪
-Melanie, what did you do?
-Go in and look!
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh… ♪
[Melanie] For this design,
I created three distinct areas.
I missed you!
[Sarah] God! Our baby!
[Melanie] The first is
a wild-adventure outdoor space.
[Heather] Sarah!
I mean, put it on.
Mommy's home.
[all laugh]
[Sarah] This is definitely more my size.
-[Heather] Careful.
-[Sarah] What?
-[Heather laughs]
-I mean… I have to say…
Here, you wanna
pull me tight there, Melanie?
[Melanie] Of course I will, darling.
[Sarah] Do I get to sit like this?
[laughs]
-I am in love with Melanie and you, Sarah.
-Here, do you want stirrups? Here, here.
-Is that what that is?
-Yeah, here.
[Heather] This is so cool, Melanie!
-[Sarah] Holy shit!
-You've got to be kidding me!
-[Melanie] Put your stirrups.
-What?
[Heather] Like, how did you know?
This is a Melanie Rose special.
Wow!
It's, like, something that I think
we're both so turned on by that…
We can just swing into new lands.
Yeah, we're just gonna be swinging
all over the place.
[both laugh]
-[Melanie] Okay. Hang on a second.
-Oh my God.
Oh my gosh!
-Holy shit.
-[gasps]
♪ Havin' the time of my life ♪
♪ Everything's feeling right ♪
♪ All day into the night ♪
♪ Everybody… ♪
[Heather] Oh my gosh, Sarah!
-[Sarah] Look at this!
-[Heather] What!
[Sarah] Oh my God!
-No way.
-We have a bed.
[Melanie] It's got a proper
queen-size mattress in there.
Satin sheets!
-[Melanie and Sarah] Satin sheets!
-[Sarah and Heather] Melanie!
[Heather] Oh my gosh. We're gonna actually
be able to lay here together.
Oh my God. And Mason has a bed!
-[Melanie] Mason has a bed. Look.
-[Sarah] You've gotta be kidding!
-[Melanie] That's all storage under there.
-[Sarah] No way!
Well, let me just swing
for you here, Melanie!
Absolutely.
So you can bring this swing
and attach it inside as well.
-[Sarah] No way!
-[Heather] Oh my gosh. That is so cool.
Forget about van life, like…
All of a sudden,
you'll turn onto Instagram,
and it's going to be like
"hashtag sex van."
Okay. I've got another special something
to show you.
I feel like I died and went to sex heaven.
I know.
Come on. This way.
Oh my gosh, Melanie!
I can't believe there's…
-[gasps]
-Oh my God.
So cool!
[Melanie] Part of making this van
the sexiest van ever
is putting in this beautiful upstairs deck
where they can make love under the stars.
Holy shit!
[Heather] Whoa! This is awesome!
-[Heather] Yes!
-[Sarah] Oh my God!
-[squeals]
-This is insane!
This is so nice.
So there's lots of opportunities up here.
You can make love under the stars,
and then little bit of accoutrements here,
so you can actually be strapped down.
A little…
-Now we're talkin'!
-Look at this!
It's not every day
you see a lesbian strapped to the roof.
[both giggle]
-It's mind-blowing.
-It's exciting.
Yeah. Like, I can't wait
to be on the road with my babe
and be able to explore each other
and explore everywhere.
-We're gonna turn some heads.
-Yeah.
Oh, hell yeah. I'm pretty sure you will.
-[both laugh]
-[Melanie] Yeah.
When the van's a-rockin'…
Don't come a-knockin'.
Or do, but be prepared
because there's a lot
of weird shit going on in there.
-And about a thousand green bananas, so…
-Yeah.
[both laugh]
[pop music playing]
Okay, turn around. Okay.
-[woman] Hello.
-Hi!
[Melanie] Hi, Jess. How are you?
-Good. How are you?
-I'm fine. I brought my friend Lisa here.
Well, welcome in.
Let me know if you have any questions.
-Okay, thank you.
-Thanks!
Lisa says she does not need sex toys.
She has two fingers.
Come on.
♪ Do what you're gonna do ♪
♪ Go where you wanna go ♪
♪ Be who you wanna be ♪
♪ 'Cause it sure feels good to me… ♪
You know you talked to me
about your, um, fingers.
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
This is a host of beautiful vibrators.
-A host of beautiful vibrators!
-[Melanie] Yes.
♪ Oh, feels good to be
Good to be free… ♪
First thing Melanie guides me to,
smorgasbord of dicks.
Have you ever tried anything like this?
That's interesting
'cause I see what that would be for.
-Clitoral stimulation.
-I like that. Seems interesting.
That seems good, doesn't it?
I'm gonna turn it on. This is a Thruster.
Here, put it on your hand.
Try it. See what you think.
[giggling]
-[vibrating]
-[Lisa] Mm-hmm.
Seriously, every shape and size
and color of the rainbow.
It's tie-dye.
Dicks everywhere.
-[Melanie] This would be G-spot and clit.
-Hmm!
Mm-hmm.
[smacks lips] I don't mind that.
Now, this I particularly like.
This is the suction.
-[Lisa] Really?
-Yeah.
-That seems interesting.
-Oh!
Well, I mean, that's something
you can't do on your own.
Okay, so wait for it. Hang on.
No, you're gonna put your finger
on the top of that.
Huh.
[quietly vibrating]
Interesting.
My mind is already opening and expanding,
and I'm thinking of possibilities.
[Lisa] What's that?
-[Melanie] Oh, that's the starfish.
-[Lisa] What?
[vibrating]
Huh. That's… I think I should like that.
That's nice.
[sighs] It's a… It's a brave new world.
I mean, I can see that.
It's a brave new world.
[Lisa] What's that?
-What is that?
-It's a cock cage.
Whoo.
It's to stop you to get an erection.
I like an erection.
Oh, no. That's… I'm not… That's…
I never wanna discourage a hard-on
at our age.
-This is butt play, and this one--
-[Lisa] Oh, we're…
I can't imagine that being me. Uh-uh.
This is nice, like a stuffed animal.
-Yeah. No, we don't need a stuffed--
-[laughs]
-Not the direction we're trying to go in!
-We're not going in that…
No, no, no. That's not right.
-These are wrist cuffs.
-[Lisa] Mm-hmm.
You've got them both bound,
and you're like that.
I see.
Or like this.
-Have you been practicing?
-I've been thinking about it.
Lisa is growing
and discovering
and wanting to explore more.
She's given me more things to play with
that I can put in the room.
♪ Believer ♪
♪ Believer ♪
♪ Believer ♪
♪ Just have faith
I'll make you a believer ♪
♪ I've been on the hustle
Every day and night ♪
♪ I'm flexing like a shark
With an appetite ♪
♪ I don't need to bark
When I got this bite ♪
♪ Look at me now, look at me now… ♪
[Melanie] There we are.
There's the texture I want.
I've chosen colorful accessories
and playful touches
to turn Lisa's new sunroom
into a cheeky Bohemian sex lounge,
and I hope to capture
her sense of style and spirit.
♪ Have some faith
I'll make you a believer ♪
Oh my God!
-[Melanie gasps]
-[man] Where would you like it?
[Melanie] I've actually commissioned
a very special piece of furniture
for this room,
one that's built to Lisa's,
let's say, assets.
[Melanie gasps and sighs]
It's got an imprint of the bottom
on one side,
which, actually, when you sit on it,
is quite stimulating.
Ooh!
You could get some clitoral stimulation
out of this.
[man laughs]
I also put in some hard points on there.
I've got my restraints.
-[man] Both above and below as well.
-[Melanie] Yes.
I think that this will push Lisa more
and make her want to explore further.
Everything that's built here
is designed to withstand
any kind of acrobatics
that it's gonna be demanded of.
I love it.
♪ Let's take over the whole world ♪
♪ That's what we're made for… ♪
[Melanie] Oh, there you are!
How beautiful and sexy you are.
Since her divorce, Lisa has been
on a journey rediscovering herself,
from what she wants in life
to what she wants in sex.
♪ Let me show you how it's meant to be ♪
♪ And how to make it a reality… ♪
[Melanie] So I wanted to make this room
feel inviting and comfortable,
a safe place for Lisa
so that she can explore her every desire
with whichever man she chooses.
♪ Maybe it's a twisted fantasy… ♪
[Melanie] I've used
plush fabrics and soft tones
to create ease and warmth,
but I've also filled the space
with sexy furniture and accessories
to encourage her to continue
to explore new frontiers of pleasure.
♪ Let's take over the whole world… ♪
[Melanie] But the final frontier
is out in the secret garden.
Hidden behind walls of lush greenery,
this sexy lounge invites her
to explore and expand her fantasies.
Hey, girl!
-[Melanie] Hi, darling.
-[Lisa] Hello! Oh, I'm glad to see you!
Oh my goodness!
-I'm excited. I'm great. I'm great. Yeah.
-Oh my goodness.
-What are you doing back there?
-Just putting in the foxtail butt plug.
[both laugh]
-How are you feeling?
-[Lisa] Good.
Today, woke up thinking, "I'm ready."
I can't wait to play in that space.
Yeah, the wall has come down a lot.
You asked me to open my mind,
and I have, and I'm pretty excited.
-Take my hand.
-All right.
-All right.
-Yeah.
-Are you ready?
-Finally.
-Come on. Follow me.
-I'm more than ready.
-We're gonna see it! Oh my gosh!
-I can't wait.
Look at this whole new structure!
♪ You can crash inside my bed… ♪
[Lisa] Oh, wow! Oh, God. Yeah, look at it.
Oh, it's so pretty now.
♪ 'Cause you and I, we got a feeling… ♪
-Now, can you let me in, please?
-Yeah, of course. Let's go.
Okay. Are you ready?
[gasps]
Holy wow! Wow! Wow!
There's a lot to look at it.
-[Melanie] I know.
-It's gorgeous.
[pop music playing]
[Lisa] Oh my God.
It's beautiful. It's cool.
We are indoors and outdoors
at the same time.
-Yeah.
-[Lisa] This is great.
So cool. It's so safe
and protected and private.
It feels like a garden. It feels like…
Uh, it's sumptuous.
♪ What's a little love
Between two friends… ♪
I hear a fountain.
[Melanie] I call them anal-bead fountains.
[laughs]
[Lisa] Of course you do!
-And dicks on the wall. I like that!
-[Melanie] And dicks on the wall.
[Lisa] The colors and the textures,
this fills my senses. It's cool.
This is really cool.
Wait. Is this to be… It is!
[funky pop music playing]
-Here.
-[Lisa] That's to be used for that?
-So what you do is you'll be like this.
-[Lisa] What!
[laughing] Oh God!
Yeah, it's a good thing
the neighbors can't see that.
Oh, this is cool.
I know, and you can do it
from behind as well.
Okay. That's fun.
That is my sex wall.
I can kind of imagine what that looks like
and being restrained a little bit,
but I can't fully imagine it,
and that is the fun of it.
-[Melanie] It's your own little garden.
-Garden of pleasure.
Yeah, absolutely.
-I wanna show you the inside.
-Okay.
Oh my… [gasps]
-[inhales sharply] Oh, wow!
-♪ I get dressed up ♪
♪ You like dressed down ♪
♪ I put things on, you take them off
Clothes on the ground… ♪
It's beautiful!
The colors, Melanie, are so perfect.
This is gorgeous.
♪ …and go to town all day and night ♪
♪ I try you on ♪
♪ You fit just right… ♪
[Lisa] Thank you so much.
Holy cow.
We can look outside.
Oh, it's so pretty.
♪ You know I know you look good on me… ♪
Okay.
[sultry music playing]
-It's so beautiful.
-[Melanie] Beautiful penises here.
[Lisa] It's a penis flower.
This is beautiful.
There's a butt print in the coffee table!
It's like that room is flirting with me,
and it's saying,
"Hey, come and sit down.
Come and touch this and that."
Can I sit on it? Put my bum right there?
-[Melanie] Yeah.
-[Lisa] Okay. Oh my!
Oh my gosh!
It's great.
Oh, cool.
-Oh, so--
-This seems fun right here.
-♪ This girl's enough ♪
-♪ She's another one you know ♪
♪ She got me
Doing the, doing the naughty ♪
♪ But it still feels natural… ♪
[Lisa] Oh my God. That's cool.
I feel like it comes off
for when my mom comes over.
-All you will do is unclip--
-Hang a plant.
-[Melanie] Yeah, exactly.
-Is that a hand chair?
♪ You're just so good, yeah ♪
♪ You know your love is hypnotizing… ♪
-So you have your blindfold.
-I knew there was gonna be a blindfold.
This is just such pretty little things.
-And wait for it…
-[Lisa] Love it.
Ooh, cool!
♪ I-I'm doin' it, I-I-I'm doin' it… ♪
Oh my God. That's amazing!
It's your toy chest.
-[Lisa] Oh, we talked about this.
-Yeah.
We talked about this.
Yeah, that looks fun.
Maybe I should have
"I've fallen and I can't get up" button
installed in this room…
Oh. Oh!
Come on now.
…because what if, all by myself,
I have, like, mind-blowing sex
that's debilitating?
It could happen. Maybe it's gonna be
an emergency back there. I don't know.
Oh my God. Look at that!
[Lisa] Microphone 'cause I'm a performer.
I love that. I really love that.
-And a blossoming flower.
-Yeah, that's great.
Because you are blossoming.
I love that. That's really great.
I didn't feel seen in my marriage.
You do get me, and we knew that.
We knew it was gonna be good, but that…
Yeah, these little touches are amazing.
♪ All alone
I wouldn't want it any other way… ♪
To know that practically a stranger
like Melanie could know me
and, in such a short time,
see me like that…
It's good to be seen.
You gotta show up if you wanna be seen,
and this room, man,
it's showing up in a big way
for a beautiful next chapter.
No doubt about it. Feels good.
♪ Losin' my mind ♪
♪ My… ♪
So I hope, my darlings,
you can see the rooms that I design
are really meant to transport you
away from the daily,
mundane ritual of life
and into really a world of fantasy,
pleasure and connection,
of your dreams and desires,
and, most of all, of being free.
-Oh my…
-Whoa!
-Oh my God!
-This is crazy!
-We're straight in.
-We're wasting no time.
-Wasting no fuckin' time whatsoever.
-[both laugh]
[Hannah] Having that area to explore
and to connect and to be together
is so good for our relationship.
Absolutely.
I never expected this kind of glam,
but, like, high-end.
The room definitely inspires us
to be more intimate with each other.
It creates the ambiance. It's effortless.
We love it.
-Oh!
-Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
It's such a fun time in this room now,
and it's a different experience
that I've never had with you.
Our entire life
kind of is foreplay with each other.
[Jesse] It feels great
opening up to each other
and talking about things
we haven't talked about before.
It puts us in the mood.
[Jesse] It puts you in the mood,
and if you're already in the mood,
it pours kerosene on the mood.
But it turns out
that sex rooms are not just about sex.
♪ Give me some of that… ♪
[Taylor] I wanted to have a sex room.
I thought it'd be really fun
to do it with my boyfriend who I love,
but I wasn't expecting to grow.
They're about strengthening relationships.
♪ …that crazy love… ♪
-I love you.
-I love you.
♪ Give me some of that crazy love ♪
♪ Give me some of that hazy love ♪
♪ Give me some of your heatwave
Don't make me wait… ♪
[Shenika] My advice to any young couple,
married couple,
think about dedicated space
because it did something for our marriage
that I didn't expect.
♪ Cray, cray, crazy… ♪
[Shenika] You are our angel
for our marriage. Thank you.
You are welcome, sweetheart.
And, above all, they're about love.
-Mary Poppins of sex rooms. You are!
-[chuckles]
♪ That thing ♪
♪ Crazy love ♪
♪ Makes me too lazy ♪
♪ Give me some of that ♪
♪ One kiss can raise me up ♪
♪ Just give me some of that crazy love ♪
♪ Cr-cr-crazy love ♪
♪ Cr-cr-crazy love ♪
♪ Makes me feel amazing ♪
♪ Cr-cr-crazy love ♪
♪ Cr-cr-crazy love ♪