How to Build a Sex Room (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Swank & Sexy Honeymoon Suite - full transcript
I love this woman
more than I love anything else,
and there's not a day that goes by
where I don't tell her I love her
at least 50 times.
-Hi!
-Hey!
-Good to see you again!
-Group hug!
Oh!
But there needs
to be deeper communication,
but sometimes
you don't always have the words for it.
This is the most
he normally talks in a day,
all this that you just heard right now.
I usually get, like, a sentence or two,
so consider yourself blessed.
-Ooh!
-What!
-This is beautiful!
-Look at that piano.
Isn't it gorgeous?
Oh my God!
This is so dope!
Now I really wanna know
why we're here.
-Oh, you do?
You communicate really, really well,
but I feel there's a slight barrier
when in communication regarding sex.
-Hmm.
-Hmm.
Okay? So we are going to do
a little sensual dirty talk.
-Dirty talk.
-Oh, okay!
-Okay!
-Whoa!
Okay!
Dirty talk is a great way
of connecting between the sheets.
Hearing them talk
about their desires to each other
will help me tremendously
to design the room so it is sexy.
-So I'm going to separate you two.
-Okay.
But before we do that,
I'm also going to blindfold you.
-Oh, okay.
-Okay.
-Do you trust me?
-Maybe.
-Oh, charming!
Yes, we do! Yes, we do!
I want to break through
some of their inhibitions
around talking about sex.
Okay.
-You comfortable?
-Comfy!
All right.
So I'm separating them
into different sound booths.
I think they'll feel
a little less self-conscious
if they're not looking at each other.
Can you hear me?
-Hello. Yes, we can.
-Hey, Melanie. Yeah. Loud and clear.
Raj, I want you to say this
as if Ryan is staring into your eyes.
"I love you."
I love you.
"I want you."
I want you.
"I need to feel you inside me."
-I need to feel you inside me.
"I want you to grab my hair."
I want you to grab my hair.
-Is that something you'd like?
-Yes.
Ryan, what would be your wildest fantasy?
Um…
Let's see. What would I like to try
that I haven't tried… we haven't done?
Come on, babe. You can think of something.
Okay. I don't know. Uh…
So I'm going to give you some other words
to use, Ryan, in sentences,
but again, I want you
to interpret them in your way.
Okay.
"I want you to say my name out loud
when we're making love."
I love when you say my name
when we're making love.
"I love feeling my cock in your mouth."
I love feeling…
I don't necessarily use
those exact words for that.
How would you say it?
I love when you go down on me.
Raj and Ryan love each other so much.
It's so endearing.
I want them to talk about sex.
I want them to use the words,
especially Ryan.
I want you to tell her
what you're going to do.
-Hmm. Okay.
-Every detail.
So, first,
I want to start to undress you.
Start feeding you some fruits.
After that, we can set the fruit aside,
and then we can get to the main course,
which is you.
Then I'm gonna work my way down
to that special place.
Make sure that, you know, the…
the area is properly irrigated.
Is properly what?
-Did you say "irrigated"?
Yeah, you gotta
irrigate the grass, you know?
Not the grass, babe!
Jesus!
Raj,
tell Ryan something
that you have never done in the bedroom.
I would love to play with some blindfolds
and handcuffs and stuff.
I mean, I'm all right
with the blindfolds and everything.
I'm not sure how I feel
about the handcuffs, but…
I don't know if you can
get a Black man to like handcuffs.
I'm telling you right now.
I would try it for you, baby.
That's about it.
He could restrain me.
-Okay, we could do that.
-Yeah.
I'm all right with restraining you,
and I would blindfold you,
and then, you know, maybe I'd get,
you know, a nice, soft cloth
and tie your hands together.
See how your body reacts.
Hey!
Oh my God!
I feel we've made a breakthrough.
What I'm discovering is that
I miss talking to my wife in that way,
and I enjoy
how she loves to hear it from me.
-I do.
-Mm-hmm.
Oh!
Hey, Miss Lady Rose!
This is lovely!
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm!
Doesn't it look good?
Look how beautiful this floor is!
-Look how awesome it is.
-I know.
-The wallpaper…
-It looks good.
The wallpaper…
The texture of this is gorgeous.
Feel my wallpaper.
-Oh yes!
-Okay.
The flooring is kick-ass.
However, we are literally
a couple of days away.
-Yeah.
-We need base shoe in here.
Yeah. Yep.
I see that there's stuff shoved in here.
Yeah. We're just…
A little storage. We're fine.
Electrician's gonna be here tomorrow.
Chandelier.
Yeah.
Fireplace. TV.
Take a breath.
Until the room is done
and it's the way I want it to look,
only then can I…
relax, take a deep breath, and go, "Okay."
And all of your furniture
is in the garage.
-Right here. Yep.
It is?
One of my favorite parts
during this process
is when all the items I've bought arrive.
Oh my God. This is like Christmas.
It's magical.
Oh, isn't that gorgeous?
This is so cool. Absolutely beautiful.
Hey!
What a perfect bottom
and a beautiful flower.
My cuffs.
Cleansers.
Yes!
Some of the items,
I'm like, "Did I pick that?"
"Yes, I did. Thank God for that!"
Oh my God. I've got my selection.
Sometimes I also add it as shock value,
just because it's me.
Sometimes I feel like
the sex toy fairy godmother.
Ka-ching!
That's great.
We have a three-year-old son,
um, which is an adventure.
You always feel like
you're on borrowed time too.
-So we'll put him to bed, and it's like…
-Yeah, that's true.
…we can do a couple of things.
We can have sex,
we can maybe watch a movie,
or we can eat dinner.
So inevitably, I always choose dinner,
'cause it's… dinner's pretty good.
-And I always choose sex because…
-She always chooses sex.
-Hello!
-Hello!
You must be Hannah.
-Yes.
-I'm Wesley.
I'm Melanie.
-Nice to meet you.
-Lovely to meet you as well!
Oh my goodness. Can I come in?
-Absolutely.
-Absolutely. Come on in.
Oh, this is so cute!
-Well, thank you.
-Oh, wow!
Look at this tall ceiling
open to the second floor!
-Yes.
-Gosh!
How long have you been here?
-We've lived here for about three years.
-Yeah.
We needed more room
after we had our son.
We have a three-year-old son.
-He's taken over the place.
-I can see that.
What would you say your style is?
We are kind of like
suburban survival, you know.
-Yeah, it kinda looks like that.
-Yeah!
You know, it's very minimalistic
with the accent of children's toys.
It adds a pop of color everywhere.
I do like the lime green and the orange.
-Yeah.
-That pop of color is wonderful.
Used to live in the mountains,
so we like the kind of like raw wood,
a little bit more rustic.
-Sort of cabin feel?
-Yeah.
A little bit more cozy, you know?
All right. So you've brought me here
to design a sex room.
-Yeah, we did.
-Yeah.
A little bit. Maybe just a little bit.
Okay. Do you want to tell me why?
Well, as you can see,
our three-year-old
has sort of taken over all of our space.
We don't really have our privacy anymore.
He's taken over down here,
upstairs, our bedroom.
-Our bedroom…
-Oh, wow.
We basically don't have any space
that's just our space.
Can we start upstairs
and let me have a look around there?
-Absolutely.
-Sure.
I'll let you lead the way.
All right. Follow us.
Unfortunately,
I see this a lot with new parents.
They give their entire house
over to their kids.
Parents end up
with no space for intimacy or privacy.
It's my opinion that young parents
are the most in need of a sex room.
This is our son's bedroom.
Okay, let's have a look.
Oh my God!
For Christmas this year,
our son wanted a trampoline.
I bought it, super excited. Hannah's like,
"You have any idea how big seven feet is?"
I'm like, "It ain't that big."
So we put it in there,
and it takes up the whole bedroom.
It was a good Christmas present idea.
But these should live in the garden.
We have yet to move it outside
because we have to disassemble it
and reassemble it on the patio.
Oh my God!
So you've got an entire room
just dedicated to this monstrosity here.
-Yes.
-Where does your son sleep?
-Here it is. Right here.
-Yes.
So this is where, uh, the bed was moved to
after the trampoline was set up
in our son's room.
-I built it.
-But this is a problem.
He's got his own trampoline room there,
and yet he sleeps in here.
So I guess
I'm not going to be doing this room.
-No.
-So what room am I doing?
-We'll show you.
-We can show you.
-Come on then. Let's go.
-Let's go.
Let's go!
We definitely want to have
that space that's, like, uniquely ours.
-Trying new things.
-Share experiences.
-Seeing what we like.
-Exploration, yeah.
I frequently tell her
I wanna be Christopher Columbus
and pretend like her body's the New World.
Oh, ho-ho! Oh, wo--
Oh, wow!
-This is huge!
-This is our basement.
Oh my God!
It opens up into this huge area.
I mean, it's almost like
you could have another house down here.
We'll head over this way.
-Hoo-hoo! Ooh!
-It's like a blank canvas.
You don't even have
the walls furred out yet.
For me, it's like
walking into a candy store.
So I have to ask,
what do you do for a living?
-I'm a real estate agent.
-What do you do for a living?
I'm a sheriff's deputy.
I know.
So what would you envisage in this room?
We don't have a ton in our mind.
I mean, we want,
like, the body pillow or whatever, or--
-No, like the wedge pillow.
-Wedge pillow.
Something to make those positions
a little bit easier.
-Something to spice up--
-There is a height difference.
I can imagine that there is a bit of…
Your standard couch,
like, bending over the couch or something,
or bending over the bed, it doesn't work.
-Have you ever had sex in a shower?
-The height difference… It's so hard.
-Okay.
-We're both like…
-Then the shower head's hitting him.
-It's there in the back of my head.
And the water.
-Okay.
-You know, it's bad.
-We have definitely tried.
-And we have failed.
We have definitely failed pretty hard, so…
And, I mean, I think we are interested
in being able to have shower sex
because, you know, who doesn't like sex,
and who doesn't like showers?
What kinky stuff have you tried?
We're not the most versed
in the, uh, sex devices.
We try to switch it up.
We've got four signature positions
that we go to.
What are your four signature positions?
Usually the classic doggy style.
You can picture that one.
Classic doggy style.
-You got your classic missionary.
-Missionary.
You've got your lift her hip up while
she's on her side thing that works.
Yeah, like, the side lay.
You know, laying on my side.
-Yeah. Da-da-da, da-da.
-Yeah.
There's the one where I get down,
and I kind of, like, lift my legs up,
and put my foot behind my head.
No, I'm just kidding.
And then…
-Me on top.
-Yeah. Yeah, that one.
-Me on top.
-Girl on top.
-So, like, rodeo style?
-Exactly.
-Regular cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl.
-Yeah.
-That's quite a bit of moves.
-Go to the rodeo.
I wouldn't say that I consider us kinky.
We're spicy.
We're like a bowl of clam chowder
with one dab of Tabasco.
She has a sex drive
of, like, a 15-year-old boy.
Like somebody who just, like,
always wants to have sex.
-Perfect!
-I can't keep up.
-Okay.
-It's incredible.
-True. I'm usually the instigator.
-She is.
She could dominate me.
Yeah, I would say I'm a little bit more
of, like, the dominating one,
and he's a bit more submissive.
I like being controlled
and told what to do.
To me, Hannah and Wesley
are quite like this room.
A blank canvas.
They haven't got a lot
of experience with sexual kinks,
but they're very interested
and adventurous.
So much potential.
I'm a bit more adventurous.
I'm probably a little more kinky,
and I'm, like, trying to get Wesley
out of his shell a little bit.
I don't think he's that much in his shell.
I just think he needs
to be pulled right out of it,
and then just, uh, and go for it.
All of this is so foreign to me
'cause I grew up in a very conservative…
-Oh, you did?
-Yeah.
-"Sex is bad" kinda…
Sex was bad?
Like I listened to…
What did you call those tapes?
-Abstinence tapes.
-Abstinence tapes.
-On a weekly basis.
-When he was a kid.
-Oh my God!
-Yeah. Yeah.
Like, these audiotapes
where, like, some guy
would basically tell you, like,
you know, "If you have sex,
your dick will fall off,"
or something terrible like that, and--
And then, enter me,
and I'm like, "Hey, here I am."
"Hello!"
We're excited, I mean,
to kind of have somebody like you
who's got more experience in this.
I wouldn't know where to start.
I don't know that you'd know
where to start.
So, having said that,
I have in my bag a few surprises,
and I just want to see
how you feel about it.
Are you comfortable with that?
-Of course!
-Yeah.
-Absolutely.
-Are you sure? Okay. All right.
-Dang!
-I know. Put your hand out.
Take it like a man.
A little harder.
Oh, I want to open Wesley's world up.
There we go, yeah. That's not bad.
I want him to experience so much more.
What do you think this is?
The Australians have these.
It's for killing kangaroos.
Stop.
-You put it in your butthole.
-Yes. It's a butt plug.
Yeah, see?
I want this room to be fun for them.
To grow together,
to experience more things.
Have you ever had anything anally?
I mean, I've never had,
like, an item in there.
-Like, he… I've had him in there…
-So good.
The three-year-old
is not the only one getting a playroom.
Would you be okay if you and I went out
and give you some different flavors
of things and some different ideas?
-Yeah.
-Sounds like fun.
-Sounds fun?
-Can I wear my jean shorts?
Can you wear your what?
-His cut-off jean shorts.
-Like Daisy Dukes.
Daisy Dukes?
We told her what we wanted.
We wanted swank and sexy.
And classy.
And we want a romance room.
-We don't need a sex dungeon.
-Right.
-Whoo!
Yes!
-It's getting the stair workout!
-Oh my God. Absolutely.
Phew!
Oh!
My drip table!
What I love about this work
is that every room
is completely different.
There are as many ways
to design a sex room
as there are to having satisfying sex.
Yes!
But there are certainly
some Melanie Rose rules
for bedroom makeovers.
First of all,
make sure the bed is front and center.
I want it to call to my clients
the moment they enter the room.
-Yep, that works.
-Nailed it.
I know. I know.
I'll finish the bed
with some luxury linens,
and a little discreet kink
doesn't hurt either.
-All right.
-Got it? Can you lie on the bed, please?
Go on, lie on the bed.
I need to check it out.
You always want to do this with me.
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey!
Looks so great!
All right. Come on, off you come.
-Can we get back to work?
-Yeah, of course.
-We have a lot to do.
-No rest for the wicked, hey? All right.
Rule number two…
Oh!
Create a sensual ambience.
In this room,
I'm using lots of soft lighting
and textures
they'll want to feel on their skin.
Whoo!
Darling, don't you think
this feels like Christmas?
No, it feels like moving.
Okay.
-Nearly done?
-Yeah.
-Don't want you--
Jesus Ch-- Oh my God!
What did you break?
Not a thing.
What did you break?
What did you hit?
I didn't break nothing!
It was the little guy.
Oh, shit!
So the final touches
in Raj and Ryan's room
are undoubtedly the most important.
Because for them,
this room is about escaping the ordinary.
It's about slowing down.
It's about
focusing on each other.
I want this room to prove
that sex rooms
can be both beautiful and erotic.
-Are you ready? Are you scared?
-I'm definitely scared.
I just hope it's not dark. I hope
it's a bright, beautiful space in there.
-I just want it to be like an oasis.
-If she made the room dark…
That room was so bright.
How could you make it dark?
I don't know.
Melanie, under the penalty of death,
has said that we cannot look or peek…
Right.
…until it's all done.
Hello!
Hi!
-How are you?
-I'm so well.
Good to see you! I'm nervous!
But it also adds to the suspense.
It's kind of like foreplay
in its own right.
I have another surprise for you.
Oh no!
Okay. Oh, I'm scared. Right.
-Oh boy!
-Blindfolds!
She loves these things!
-Ladies first.
-Guide it with your hands.
I don't want to…
So it's safe for you, darling.
Thank you. Yes.
Ryan, would you mind?
Raj and Ryan's room
is not overtly a sex room.
Let's get you sorted out.
It's about romance.
It's about sensuality and sexuality.
-Are you ready?
-Yes!
Okay.
This is gonna be their honeymoon suite.
Okay, you can take off your blindfolds.
-Whoa!
-Oh my God!
I'm, like, shocked. I'm literally shocked.
I divided Raj and Ryan's room
into three distinctive spaces.
-It's beautiful!
-And we got our picture here.
As you enter the room,
to the left,
you are presented with a sensation area.
I've loaded the space
with textures and toys.
I love this!
I love the fireplace!
I can't even believe!
-This is beautiful.
-Mm-hmm!
I love how you worked
our favorite picture into this.
-Of course.
-I know! Our wedding picture.
And around the corner
is the living space.
-This is beautiful!
-I love the stitch on it.
Things are gonna happen on this sofa.
At the beginning of this entire
experience, I was a little nervous.
He was more than a little nervous.
He was scared.
But I think all of my fears
have been allayed.
Mel knocked it out the park.
This is called
a picture-frame television.
-I love it.
-Oh, I love that!
-So you can do pictures or watch--
-You can have your own setting.
Is that Aladdin's lamp?
What?
This thing looks like a lamp,
like you rub it and things come out.
You don't rub it.
Actually, this is what you will put
on your clitoris.
-Oh!
-And it gives you some stimulation.
-All right!
-Yes.
-And then things come out.
-Then things come…
-Okay!
-What do you--
-What?
-I'm gonna kill you.
-Okay.
-I'm gonna…
And there's
one more space, darlings.
It's the centerpiece of this room.
The bed.
Wow!
This is so gorgeous.
So here we've got
some lovely ostrich feathers
and feathers for sensation play.
-Yes!
-We have some restraints.
Hmm!
The restraints are at each corner,
at top and at bottom.
Oh, wow!
I am going to have fun with this.
-Yeah, so…
-You will. I'mma have fun tying you up.
-I'mma have fun tying you up, sir.
-Don't know about that.
In the bed, sir, me and you.
Mm-hmm.
-That's how it's gonna go.
-Okay. I'm with that.
Minus the handcuffs.
I just want to say to you,
because there's a difference
between doing a sex room
and there's a difference
between doing an elegant romance space.
You have totally nailed it.
I never expected this kind of glam,
but, like, high-end,
so thank you. Thank you so much!
Oh, my darling,
you are so welcome!
This room is a total vibe, honey.
It's incredibly luxurious,
but it's tasteful.
It's understated.
It's a sex room that's not a sex room.
It's perfect.
The hardest part
about having a three-year-old
is having any time to ourselves.
I think we really need this sex room,
just so we can have our space, like…
It'll be a game changer.
-So what do you think of our space?
-It's pretty blank, like…
Blank canvas.
Well, I'm trying to reconfigure this.
Okay.
-See where the window is?
-Right.
We'll have the wall finish here.
Okay.
-See?
-All the way to there.
All the way to there, yeah.
And then we'll have the Murphy door
sort of like down here.
I'm going to disguise
Hannah and Wesley's room
behind Murphy doors.
So when anyone comes down to the basement,
they won't know the room exists.
On the outside, it looks like shelves,
and it's beautifully decorated, and then…
-Oh! The hidden doors.
-The hidden doors.
When they walk
through the secret bookcase,
wood floors,
a cozy lounge area with a fireplace,
cowhide chairs,
and rustic, wooden ceiling beams
will anchor this room
for a chic cabin feel.
There'll be a lot of penises in this room.
Oh, okay!
Hannah and Wesley
are so young and fun.
I want the room to be cheeky and sexy,
and there will also be
a central focal point to this room,
custom-built to just their size.
I am going to put a shower in here.
-Okay.
-So I was thinking about five foot deep.
I was just going to ask.
Why are we making such a big shower?
'Cause he's quite a big guy.
Five foot is not…
That's not much. That's not…
Come on.
Can't we go another foot out, to six feet?
With Wesley being so tall
and Hannah being so short,
sex can be a little, uh, awkward.
So if we're in the shower together…
-Right?
-Right.
Right, but he's a big guy.
And I'm up… All right, stop.
-That was my left tit. Do you mind?
-Sorry.
So it's a design challenge for me
to overcome their height differences
in the shower.
I've got two cowhide chairs
coming in here, and a cage.
Coffee table cage.
Coffee table cage!
Coffee table cage.
-I know, it's very exciting.
-Why a cage?
-Hey?
-They got animals? What?
No, they haven't got animals. It's a cage.
It's a cage. It's a punishment.
Okay.
-Okay.
I would say I'm probably
the more dominant one
in, like, our sexual encounters.
Oh, yeah.
-I'm like an air traffic controller.
-It works that way.
-I'm like…
-Yeah.
-Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
-There she is.
-Yeah, there she is.
-Hello!
-What is this? What is this?
-Bars on the… Did you decorate this?
-I did.
-Hello, my darling! How are you?
-Good to see you.
We roll into this parking lot
to do this field trip with Melanie.
I am absolutely like,
"Where the fuck are we?"
I'm not gonna lie, I googled this
last night from street view.
-Oh my God!
-I don't know what's in the building!
-We don't know what's in there.
-I knew you would!
-I thought, "He's a cop. He'll research."
-I think you're going to sell our organs.
You have to trust me, okay?
-Okay.
-Well… Well…
I mean, we can trust you.
Okay.
Step this way. You'll be fine.
Maybe instead of this,
let's go for a hike.
Hannah and Wesley are curious
about pushing their sex life further,
so I'm taking them
to meet a friend of mine
just to see how far they'll go.
As we're walking in,
all we hear is a whip…
…and a man moaning.
You keep moving, I'll never get it.
The curtains pull back…
-Oh my God. What is this?
-Oh my goodness!
-And…
-It's a speechless moment for me.
Holy shit!
We step in, and Mistress Devi
is actually with her slave, 46.
He can almost do a pull-up.
And he is getting quite the flogging.
Thank me.
It's a little intense for me.
-Yeah, it's like Varsity.
-Full-blown… Yeah!
-It's like Varsity BDSM going. It's--
-Yeah.
When Wesley and I are
more like Community College BDSM, maybe.
-We're like small-town high school BDSM.
She's about to commit assault on that man.
I am obligated to save this man's life.
It's okay. He's fine.
He's consented.
The dominatrix
and the submissive
will always negotiate a scene beforehand.
There's always consent there.
-Say, "Yes, Miss Devi."
-.
-Good boy.
I'm feeling out there
about my sex life.
We go in here
and I see this shit happening,
and I'm like, "Man, I am as boring
as it gets when it comes to sex."
-Sorry.
-It's all right, honey.
I need a second!
You can crawl on over that way
and take a moment to rest and recoup.
See, I just… I don't think
it would do anything for me.
Hannah expressed interest
in sexual domination and domination play.
It's clear from their reactions
this is too much.
So plan B,
let's not think of this as a dungeon.
Let's think of it more along the lines
of a sexy furniture chic boutique.
There you go.
So this has a few different names.
Some people call it a tantric chair.
Some people call it a stretch chaise.
It'll help you get into position
with your partner.
Wesley, why don't you sit on it?
We have
such a difference in height
that we don't have a lot of furniture
that we can have comfortable sex on
and try out new things.
-See, that's not too bad.
-Yeah.
-That works.
-There we go.
That works pretty well.
Oh, we could do a lot
with a chair like that.
Well, you know, I see you've got
one of those hang-upside-down thingies.
-An inversion table?
-Yeah.
You know, scientifically.
I was using the scientific term.
So let's talk about inversion tables.
Now, to most people,
inversion tables are items of furniture
that can stretch a back or exercise,
but for the adventurous,
ooh, there's so much more to it than that.
So if Hannah and Wesley like it,
I may be able to design one that will fit
their rustic design aesthetic.
Oh, yeah.
From here,
you can grab her by the thighs
and do whatever you want to her.
-Are you okay down there?
-Uh, yeah.
-I would have to work up to it.
-You have to take it slowly.
You definitely want to train your body
to be okay with being upside down.
The thing that piques my interest
about the inversion table
is just because it's different.
There's a little bit of restraint,
but it's not complete restraint
or anything like that.
I mean, I feel like
it could change up positions.
We could do inverted 69.
-You can!
-Exactly.
Oh!
Since Wesley is showing a curiosity
in light restraint,
there's one other thing
I'd like him to try.
So the good thing about rope
is that with rope,
you have a little bit more creativity.
So you can use rope
in a way where you're just ornamentally
tying it around her body,
but you're not restraining her.
She's tying this rope around me.
I'm like, "Okay, I could get into this."
This is actually pretty cool.
If Wesley were doing that,
he'd be feeling my body,
taking his time,
and wrapping me up
in this almost little sexy present.
As he pulls me in with the rope harness
and just, like, lays the kiss on me,
I'm like, "Oh!" Like, "Mm-hmm!"
That's kind of out of character,
but I definitely can dig it.
-You like that?
-Yeah.
-I like that.
-It's nice.
-Yeah, yeah.
-Whoa!
Just watching the expression
on their faces was very sexy.
Okay, rope's going in the room.
Oh, just find the hole!
Come on, buddy.
Oh my God!
-I'm getting my ass kicked by this.
-Why?
You better love it.
It's hard to put together.
Why? It comes with instructions.
It's fucking… It's fancy. There's things.
I got to find a hole, and I'm blind, and…
Oh, I love… This is just incredible.
Oh my God. I'm going in.
-Maybe I need a break.
-Oh!
-Hmm!
Look at this!
Wallpaper's amazing.
-Isn't it cool?
-Yeah.
-Super sexy.
-My God.
It's got a sheen to it as well.
-Tits and ass everywhere.
-I know.
-This is my kind of wallpaper.
-Absolutely love it.
Oh my God!
-Yeah.
-Oh, darling, this is huge.
It's beautiful.
I don't know if Wesley will fit
through this tiny-ass door.
-Yeah.
-But he'll get in here just fine.
-Oh my God.
-Fireplace going there.
Yep, absolutely.
-Okay, and we're doing exposed beams?
-Yes.
We put backing throughout the whole thing.
-This is gorgeous.
-Insulated, so it's a little quieter.
So anybody upstairs
doesn't hear the… noises.
I love it. There will be
a lot of sex stuff going on here.
-Lot of sex.
-Yes.
Yup.
-Penises are hung.
-Oh good, darling.
You got dicks on the wall.
-Okay, great.
For Hannah and Wes's room,
I've created
a secret adults-only play space.
With sensual rustic design details,
I think this room
has become sexy cabin chic.
This is gonna be
the one place in the house
which is going to be truly just for them.
They can have fun in here
and also push their sexual boundaries
and continue to explore
their newfound kinks.
I've added some large furniture items
into this space,
which I hope will help
with their old challenges
and yet also spark some new interests.
-Hello!
-Oh yeah, my favorite person on earth.
-Oh my God!
-Melanie, yes!
Yes!
-You're the highlight of everything.
-Thank you!
And I'm not just saying that.
I'm really not.
Let's go back a bit
on our journey together.
So I took you to meet Mistress Devi.
-Yes.
-Yes.
And what was the best experience
you took away from that?
-The rope.
-The rope.
I mean, the rope still comes back.
I'm not gonna lie.
We've talked about the rope
probably more than anything else.
I would have never thought
that, like, me being tied in rope
would make me feel sexy, you know?
-But you looked so sexy.
-But I loved that.
We probably wouldn't have ever tried it,
'cause we both kind of were like, "Meh."
I watched a couple videos.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie--
-He didn't tell me that.
-He didn't tell you?
-I still have no idea what I'm doing--
-He'll learn.
Oh my God, that's so endearing.
-Okay. Are you ready then?
-Yeah.
-Yes. We're so ready.
-Take a deep breath.
-Okay.
-I'm ready.
-Let's go.
-All right.
Oh my God,
this is gonna be so exciting.
I'm super excited.
I couldn't sleep last night.
I want to see this room so bad.
-Okay.
-Oh my goodness.
-Wow.
-It's a wall.
It's beautiful. I like it.
It's lovely, isn't it?
-This is a Murphy door.
-Oh!
If nothing else, that's incredible.
-Holy crap!
Give me a second.
I will call you when I'm ready.
-Okay.
-Then come in.
Oh, man.
That's like James Bond stuff right there.
-That's super secret spy stuff.
-That's fucking cool.
-Okay, Hannah and Wesley, I'm ready!
-Okay!
Okay. Oh my God.
-Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Good Lord!
-It is incredible!
-Oh my--
more than I love anything else,
and there's not a day that goes by
where I don't tell her I love her
at least 50 times.
-Hi!
-Hey!
-Good to see you again!
-Group hug!
Oh!
But there needs
to be deeper communication,
but sometimes
you don't always have the words for it.
This is the most
he normally talks in a day,
all this that you just heard right now.
I usually get, like, a sentence or two,
so consider yourself blessed.
-Ooh!
-What!
-This is beautiful!
-Look at that piano.
Isn't it gorgeous?
Oh my God!
This is so dope!
Now I really wanna know
why we're here.
-Oh, you do?
You communicate really, really well,
but I feel there's a slight barrier
when in communication regarding sex.
-Hmm.
-Hmm.
Okay? So we are going to do
a little sensual dirty talk.
-Dirty talk.
-Oh, okay!
-Okay!
-Whoa!
Okay!
Dirty talk is a great way
of connecting between the sheets.
Hearing them talk
about their desires to each other
will help me tremendously
to design the room so it is sexy.
-So I'm going to separate you two.
-Okay.
But before we do that,
I'm also going to blindfold you.
-Oh, okay.
-Okay.
-Do you trust me?
-Maybe.
-Oh, charming!
Yes, we do! Yes, we do!
I want to break through
some of their inhibitions
around talking about sex.
Okay.
-You comfortable?
-Comfy!
All right.
So I'm separating them
into different sound booths.
I think they'll feel
a little less self-conscious
if they're not looking at each other.
Can you hear me?
-Hello. Yes, we can.
-Hey, Melanie. Yeah. Loud and clear.
Raj, I want you to say this
as if Ryan is staring into your eyes.
"I love you."
I love you.
"I want you."
I want you.
"I need to feel you inside me."
-I need to feel you inside me.
"I want you to grab my hair."
I want you to grab my hair.
-Is that something you'd like?
-Yes.
Ryan, what would be your wildest fantasy?
Um…
Let's see. What would I like to try
that I haven't tried… we haven't done?
Come on, babe. You can think of something.
Okay. I don't know. Uh…
So I'm going to give you some other words
to use, Ryan, in sentences,
but again, I want you
to interpret them in your way.
Okay.
"I want you to say my name out loud
when we're making love."
I love when you say my name
when we're making love.
"I love feeling my cock in your mouth."
I love feeling…
I don't necessarily use
those exact words for that.
How would you say it?
I love when you go down on me.
Raj and Ryan love each other so much.
It's so endearing.
I want them to talk about sex.
I want them to use the words,
especially Ryan.
I want you to tell her
what you're going to do.
-Hmm. Okay.
-Every detail.
So, first,
I want to start to undress you.
Start feeding you some fruits.
After that, we can set the fruit aside,
and then we can get to the main course,
which is you.
Then I'm gonna work my way down
to that special place.
Make sure that, you know, the…
the area is properly irrigated.
Is properly what?
-Did you say "irrigated"?
Yeah, you gotta
irrigate the grass, you know?
Not the grass, babe!
Jesus!
Raj,
tell Ryan something
that you have never done in the bedroom.
I would love to play with some blindfolds
and handcuffs and stuff.
I mean, I'm all right
with the blindfolds and everything.
I'm not sure how I feel
about the handcuffs, but…
I don't know if you can
get a Black man to like handcuffs.
I'm telling you right now.
I would try it for you, baby.
That's about it.
He could restrain me.
-Okay, we could do that.
-Yeah.
I'm all right with restraining you,
and I would blindfold you,
and then, you know, maybe I'd get,
you know, a nice, soft cloth
and tie your hands together.
See how your body reacts.
Hey!
Oh my God!
I feel we've made a breakthrough.
What I'm discovering is that
I miss talking to my wife in that way,
and I enjoy
how she loves to hear it from me.
-I do.
-Mm-hmm.
Oh!
Hey, Miss Lady Rose!
This is lovely!
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm!
Doesn't it look good?
Look how beautiful this floor is!
-Look how awesome it is.
-I know.
-The wallpaper…
-It looks good.
The wallpaper…
The texture of this is gorgeous.
Feel my wallpaper.
-Oh yes!
-Okay.
The flooring is kick-ass.
However, we are literally
a couple of days away.
-Yeah.
-We need base shoe in here.
Yeah. Yep.
I see that there's stuff shoved in here.
Yeah. We're just…
A little storage. We're fine.
Electrician's gonna be here tomorrow.
Chandelier.
Yeah.
Fireplace. TV.
Take a breath.
Until the room is done
and it's the way I want it to look,
only then can I…
relax, take a deep breath, and go, "Okay."
And all of your furniture
is in the garage.
-Right here. Yep.
It is?
One of my favorite parts
during this process
is when all the items I've bought arrive.
Oh my God. This is like Christmas.
It's magical.
Oh, isn't that gorgeous?
This is so cool. Absolutely beautiful.
Hey!
What a perfect bottom
and a beautiful flower.
My cuffs.
Cleansers.
Yes!
Some of the items,
I'm like, "Did I pick that?"
"Yes, I did. Thank God for that!"
Oh my God. I've got my selection.
Sometimes I also add it as shock value,
just because it's me.
Sometimes I feel like
the sex toy fairy godmother.
Ka-ching!
That's great.
We have a three-year-old son,
um, which is an adventure.
You always feel like
you're on borrowed time too.
-So we'll put him to bed, and it's like…
-Yeah, that's true.
…we can do a couple of things.
We can have sex,
we can maybe watch a movie,
or we can eat dinner.
So inevitably, I always choose dinner,
'cause it's… dinner's pretty good.
-And I always choose sex because…
-She always chooses sex.
-Hello!
-Hello!
You must be Hannah.
-Yes.
-I'm Wesley.
I'm Melanie.
-Nice to meet you.
-Lovely to meet you as well!
Oh my goodness. Can I come in?
-Absolutely.
-Absolutely. Come on in.
Oh, this is so cute!
-Well, thank you.
-Oh, wow!
Look at this tall ceiling
open to the second floor!
-Yes.
-Gosh!
How long have you been here?
-We've lived here for about three years.
-Yeah.
We needed more room
after we had our son.
We have a three-year-old son.
-He's taken over the place.
-I can see that.
What would you say your style is?
We are kind of like
suburban survival, you know.
-Yeah, it kinda looks like that.
-Yeah!
You know, it's very minimalistic
with the accent of children's toys.
It adds a pop of color everywhere.
I do like the lime green and the orange.
-Yeah.
-That pop of color is wonderful.
Used to live in the mountains,
so we like the kind of like raw wood,
a little bit more rustic.
-Sort of cabin feel?
-Yeah.
A little bit more cozy, you know?
All right. So you've brought me here
to design a sex room.
-Yeah, we did.
-Yeah.
A little bit. Maybe just a little bit.
Okay. Do you want to tell me why?
Well, as you can see,
our three-year-old
has sort of taken over all of our space.
We don't really have our privacy anymore.
He's taken over down here,
upstairs, our bedroom.
-Our bedroom…
-Oh, wow.
We basically don't have any space
that's just our space.
Can we start upstairs
and let me have a look around there?
-Absolutely.
-Sure.
I'll let you lead the way.
All right. Follow us.
Unfortunately,
I see this a lot with new parents.
They give their entire house
over to their kids.
Parents end up
with no space for intimacy or privacy.
It's my opinion that young parents
are the most in need of a sex room.
This is our son's bedroom.
Okay, let's have a look.
Oh my God!
For Christmas this year,
our son wanted a trampoline.
I bought it, super excited. Hannah's like,
"You have any idea how big seven feet is?"
I'm like, "It ain't that big."
So we put it in there,
and it takes up the whole bedroom.
It was a good Christmas present idea.
But these should live in the garden.
We have yet to move it outside
because we have to disassemble it
and reassemble it on the patio.
Oh my God!
So you've got an entire room
just dedicated to this monstrosity here.
-Yes.
-Where does your son sleep?
-Here it is. Right here.
-Yes.
So this is where, uh, the bed was moved to
after the trampoline was set up
in our son's room.
-I built it.
-But this is a problem.
He's got his own trampoline room there,
and yet he sleeps in here.
So I guess
I'm not going to be doing this room.
-No.
-So what room am I doing?
-We'll show you.
-We can show you.
-Come on then. Let's go.
-Let's go.
Let's go!
We definitely want to have
that space that's, like, uniquely ours.
-Trying new things.
-Share experiences.
-Seeing what we like.
-Exploration, yeah.
I frequently tell her
I wanna be Christopher Columbus
and pretend like her body's the New World.
Oh, ho-ho! Oh, wo--
Oh, wow!
-This is huge!
-This is our basement.
Oh my God!
It opens up into this huge area.
I mean, it's almost like
you could have another house down here.
We'll head over this way.
-Hoo-hoo! Ooh!
-It's like a blank canvas.
You don't even have
the walls furred out yet.
For me, it's like
walking into a candy store.
So I have to ask,
what do you do for a living?
-I'm a real estate agent.
-What do you do for a living?
I'm a sheriff's deputy.
I know.
So what would you envisage in this room?
We don't have a ton in our mind.
I mean, we want,
like, the body pillow or whatever, or--
-No, like the wedge pillow.
-Wedge pillow.
Something to make those positions
a little bit easier.
-Something to spice up--
-There is a height difference.
I can imagine that there is a bit of…
Your standard couch,
like, bending over the couch or something,
or bending over the bed, it doesn't work.
-Have you ever had sex in a shower?
-The height difference… It's so hard.
-Okay.
-We're both like…
-Then the shower head's hitting him.
-It's there in the back of my head.
And the water.
-Okay.
-You know, it's bad.
-We have definitely tried.
-And we have failed.
We have definitely failed pretty hard, so…
And, I mean, I think we are interested
in being able to have shower sex
because, you know, who doesn't like sex,
and who doesn't like showers?
What kinky stuff have you tried?
We're not the most versed
in the, uh, sex devices.
We try to switch it up.
We've got four signature positions
that we go to.
What are your four signature positions?
Usually the classic doggy style.
You can picture that one.
Classic doggy style.
-You got your classic missionary.
-Missionary.
You've got your lift her hip up while
she's on her side thing that works.
Yeah, like, the side lay.
You know, laying on my side.
-Yeah. Da-da-da, da-da.
-Yeah.
There's the one where I get down,
and I kind of, like, lift my legs up,
and put my foot behind my head.
No, I'm just kidding.
And then…
-Me on top.
-Yeah. Yeah, that one.
-Me on top.
-Girl on top.
-So, like, rodeo style?
-Exactly.
-Regular cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl.
-Yeah.
-That's quite a bit of moves.
-Go to the rodeo.
I wouldn't say that I consider us kinky.
We're spicy.
We're like a bowl of clam chowder
with one dab of Tabasco.
She has a sex drive
of, like, a 15-year-old boy.
Like somebody who just, like,
always wants to have sex.
-Perfect!
-I can't keep up.
-Okay.
-It's incredible.
-True. I'm usually the instigator.
-She is.
She could dominate me.
Yeah, I would say I'm a little bit more
of, like, the dominating one,
and he's a bit more submissive.
I like being controlled
and told what to do.
To me, Hannah and Wesley
are quite like this room.
A blank canvas.
They haven't got a lot
of experience with sexual kinks,
but they're very interested
and adventurous.
So much potential.
I'm a bit more adventurous.
I'm probably a little more kinky,
and I'm, like, trying to get Wesley
out of his shell a little bit.
I don't think he's that much in his shell.
I just think he needs
to be pulled right out of it,
and then just, uh, and go for it.
All of this is so foreign to me
'cause I grew up in a very conservative…
-Oh, you did?
-Yeah.
-"Sex is bad" kinda…
Sex was bad?
Like I listened to…
What did you call those tapes?
-Abstinence tapes.
-Abstinence tapes.
-On a weekly basis.
-When he was a kid.
-Oh my God!
-Yeah. Yeah.
Like, these audiotapes
where, like, some guy
would basically tell you, like,
you know, "If you have sex,
your dick will fall off,"
or something terrible like that, and--
And then, enter me,
and I'm like, "Hey, here I am."
"Hello!"
We're excited, I mean,
to kind of have somebody like you
who's got more experience in this.
I wouldn't know where to start.
I don't know that you'd know
where to start.
So, having said that,
I have in my bag a few surprises,
and I just want to see
how you feel about it.
Are you comfortable with that?
-Of course!
-Yeah.
-Absolutely.
-Are you sure? Okay. All right.
-Dang!
-I know. Put your hand out.
Take it like a man.
A little harder.
Oh, I want to open Wesley's world up.
There we go, yeah. That's not bad.
I want him to experience so much more.
What do you think this is?
The Australians have these.
It's for killing kangaroos.
Stop.
-You put it in your butthole.
-Yes. It's a butt plug.
Yeah, see?
I want this room to be fun for them.
To grow together,
to experience more things.
Have you ever had anything anally?
I mean, I've never had,
like, an item in there.
-Like, he… I've had him in there…
-So good.
The three-year-old
is not the only one getting a playroom.
Would you be okay if you and I went out
and give you some different flavors
of things and some different ideas?
-Yeah.
-Sounds like fun.
-Sounds fun?
-Can I wear my jean shorts?
Can you wear your what?
-His cut-off jean shorts.
-Like Daisy Dukes.
Daisy Dukes?
We told her what we wanted.
We wanted swank and sexy.
And classy.
And we want a romance room.
-We don't need a sex dungeon.
-Right.
-Whoo!
Yes!
-It's getting the stair workout!
-Oh my God. Absolutely.
Phew!
Oh!
My drip table!
What I love about this work
is that every room
is completely different.
There are as many ways
to design a sex room
as there are to having satisfying sex.
Yes!
But there are certainly
some Melanie Rose rules
for bedroom makeovers.
First of all,
make sure the bed is front and center.
I want it to call to my clients
the moment they enter the room.
-Yep, that works.
-Nailed it.
I know. I know.
I'll finish the bed
with some luxury linens,
and a little discreet kink
doesn't hurt either.
-All right.
-Got it? Can you lie on the bed, please?
Go on, lie on the bed.
I need to check it out.
You always want to do this with me.
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey!
Looks so great!
All right. Come on, off you come.
-Can we get back to work?
-Yeah, of course.
-We have a lot to do.
-No rest for the wicked, hey? All right.
Rule number two…
Oh!
Create a sensual ambience.
In this room,
I'm using lots of soft lighting
and textures
they'll want to feel on their skin.
Whoo!
Darling, don't you think
this feels like Christmas?
No, it feels like moving.
Okay.
-Nearly done?
-Yeah.
-Don't want you--
Jesus Ch-- Oh my God!
What did you break?
Not a thing.
What did you break?
What did you hit?
I didn't break nothing!
It was the little guy.
Oh, shit!
So the final touches
in Raj and Ryan's room
are undoubtedly the most important.
Because for them,
this room is about escaping the ordinary.
It's about slowing down.
It's about
focusing on each other.
I want this room to prove
that sex rooms
can be both beautiful and erotic.
-Are you ready? Are you scared?
-I'm definitely scared.
I just hope it's not dark. I hope
it's a bright, beautiful space in there.
-I just want it to be like an oasis.
-If she made the room dark…
That room was so bright.
How could you make it dark?
I don't know.
Melanie, under the penalty of death,
has said that we cannot look or peek…
Right.
…until it's all done.
Hello!
Hi!
-How are you?
-I'm so well.
Good to see you! I'm nervous!
But it also adds to the suspense.
It's kind of like foreplay
in its own right.
I have another surprise for you.
Oh no!
Okay. Oh, I'm scared. Right.
-Oh boy!
-Blindfolds!
She loves these things!
-Ladies first.
-Guide it with your hands.
I don't want to…
So it's safe for you, darling.
Thank you. Yes.
Ryan, would you mind?
Raj and Ryan's room
is not overtly a sex room.
Let's get you sorted out.
It's about romance.
It's about sensuality and sexuality.
-Are you ready?
-Yes!
Okay.
This is gonna be their honeymoon suite.
Okay, you can take off your blindfolds.
-Whoa!
-Oh my God!
I'm, like, shocked. I'm literally shocked.
I divided Raj and Ryan's room
into three distinctive spaces.
-It's beautiful!
-And we got our picture here.
As you enter the room,
to the left,
you are presented with a sensation area.
I've loaded the space
with textures and toys.
I love this!
I love the fireplace!
I can't even believe!
-This is beautiful.
-Mm-hmm!
I love how you worked
our favorite picture into this.
-Of course.
-I know! Our wedding picture.
And around the corner
is the living space.
-This is beautiful!
-I love the stitch on it.
Things are gonna happen on this sofa.
At the beginning of this entire
experience, I was a little nervous.
He was more than a little nervous.
He was scared.
But I think all of my fears
have been allayed.
Mel knocked it out the park.
This is called
a picture-frame television.
-I love it.
-Oh, I love that!
-So you can do pictures or watch--
-You can have your own setting.
Is that Aladdin's lamp?
What?
This thing looks like a lamp,
like you rub it and things come out.
You don't rub it.
Actually, this is what you will put
on your clitoris.
-Oh!
-And it gives you some stimulation.
-All right!
-Yes.
-And then things come out.
-Then things come…
-Okay!
-What do you--
-What?
-I'm gonna kill you.
-Okay.
-I'm gonna…
And there's
one more space, darlings.
It's the centerpiece of this room.
The bed.
Wow!
This is so gorgeous.
So here we've got
some lovely ostrich feathers
and feathers for sensation play.
-Yes!
-We have some restraints.
Hmm!
The restraints are at each corner,
at top and at bottom.
Oh, wow!
I am going to have fun with this.
-Yeah, so…
-You will. I'mma have fun tying you up.
-I'mma have fun tying you up, sir.
-Don't know about that.
In the bed, sir, me and you.
Mm-hmm.
-That's how it's gonna go.
-Okay. I'm with that.
Minus the handcuffs.
I just want to say to you,
because there's a difference
between doing a sex room
and there's a difference
between doing an elegant romance space.
You have totally nailed it.
I never expected this kind of glam,
but, like, high-end,
so thank you. Thank you so much!
Oh, my darling,
you are so welcome!
This room is a total vibe, honey.
It's incredibly luxurious,
but it's tasteful.
It's understated.
It's a sex room that's not a sex room.
It's perfect.
The hardest part
about having a three-year-old
is having any time to ourselves.
I think we really need this sex room,
just so we can have our space, like…
It'll be a game changer.
-So what do you think of our space?
-It's pretty blank, like…
Blank canvas.
Well, I'm trying to reconfigure this.
Okay.
-See where the window is?
-Right.
We'll have the wall finish here.
Okay.
-See?
-All the way to there.
All the way to there, yeah.
And then we'll have the Murphy door
sort of like down here.
I'm going to disguise
Hannah and Wesley's room
behind Murphy doors.
So when anyone comes down to the basement,
they won't know the room exists.
On the outside, it looks like shelves,
and it's beautifully decorated, and then…
-Oh! The hidden doors.
-The hidden doors.
When they walk
through the secret bookcase,
wood floors,
a cozy lounge area with a fireplace,
cowhide chairs,
and rustic, wooden ceiling beams
will anchor this room
for a chic cabin feel.
There'll be a lot of penises in this room.
Oh, okay!
Hannah and Wesley
are so young and fun.
I want the room to be cheeky and sexy,
and there will also be
a central focal point to this room,
custom-built to just their size.
I am going to put a shower in here.
-Okay.
-So I was thinking about five foot deep.
I was just going to ask.
Why are we making such a big shower?
'Cause he's quite a big guy.
Five foot is not…
That's not much. That's not…
Come on.
Can't we go another foot out, to six feet?
With Wesley being so tall
and Hannah being so short,
sex can be a little, uh, awkward.
So if we're in the shower together…
-Right?
-Right.
Right, but he's a big guy.
And I'm up… All right, stop.
-That was my left tit. Do you mind?
-Sorry.
So it's a design challenge for me
to overcome their height differences
in the shower.
I've got two cowhide chairs
coming in here, and a cage.
Coffee table cage.
Coffee table cage!
Coffee table cage.
-I know, it's very exciting.
-Why a cage?
-Hey?
-They got animals? What?
No, they haven't got animals. It's a cage.
It's a cage. It's a punishment.
Okay.
-Okay.
I would say I'm probably
the more dominant one
in, like, our sexual encounters.
Oh, yeah.
-I'm like an air traffic controller.
-It works that way.
-I'm like…
-Yeah.
-Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
-There she is.
-Yeah, there she is.
-Hello!
-What is this? What is this?
-Bars on the… Did you decorate this?
-I did.
-Hello, my darling! How are you?
-Good to see you.
We roll into this parking lot
to do this field trip with Melanie.
I am absolutely like,
"Where the fuck are we?"
I'm not gonna lie, I googled this
last night from street view.
-Oh my God!
-I don't know what's in the building!
-We don't know what's in there.
-I knew you would!
-I thought, "He's a cop. He'll research."
-I think you're going to sell our organs.
You have to trust me, okay?
-Okay.
-Well… Well…
I mean, we can trust you.
Okay.
Step this way. You'll be fine.
Maybe instead of this,
let's go for a hike.
Hannah and Wesley are curious
about pushing their sex life further,
so I'm taking them
to meet a friend of mine
just to see how far they'll go.
As we're walking in,
all we hear is a whip…
…and a man moaning.
You keep moving, I'll never get it.
The curtains pull back…
-Oh my God. What is this?
-Oh my goodness!
-And…
-It's a speechless moment for me.
Holy shit!
We step in, and Mistress Devi
is actually with her slave, 46.
He can almost do a pull-up.
And he is getting quite the flogging.
Thank me.
It's a little intense for me.
-Yeah, it's like Varsity.
-Full-blown… Yeah!
-It's like Varsity BDSM going. It's--
-Yeah.
When Wesley and I are
more like Community College BDSM, maybe.
-We're like small-town high school BDSM.
She's about to commit assault on that man.
I am obligated to save this man's life.
It's okay. He's fine.
He's consented.
The dominatrix
and the submissive
will always negotiate a scene beforehand.
There's always consent there.
-Say, "Yes, Miss Devi."
-.
-Good boy.
I'm feeling out there
about my sex life.
We go in here
and I see this shit happening,
and I'm like, "Man, I am as boring
as it gets when it comes to sex."
-Sorry.
-It's all right, honey.
I need a second!
You can crawl on over that way
and take a moment to rest and recoup.
See, I just… I don't think
it would do anything for me.
Hannah expressed interest
in sexual domination and domination play.
It's clear from their reactions
this is too much.
So plan B,
let's not think of this as a dungeon.
Let's think of it more along the lines
of a sexy furniture chic boutique.
There you go.
So this has a few different names.
Some people call it a tantric chair.
Some people call it a stretch chaise.
It'll help you get into position
with your partner.
Wesley, why don't you sit on it?
We have
such a difference in height
that we don't have a lot of furniture
that we can have comfortable sex on
and try out new things.
-See, that's not too bad.
-Yeah.
-That works.
-There we go.
That works pretty well.
Oh, we could do a lot
with a chair like that.
Well, you know, I see you've got
one of those hang-upside-down thingies.
-An inversion table?
-Yeah.
You know, scientifically.
I was using the scientific term.
So let's talk about inversion tables.
Now, to most people,
inversion tables are items of furniture
that can stretch a back or exercise,
but for the adventurous,
ooh, there's so much more to it than that.
So if Hannah and Wesley like it,
I may be able to design one that will fit
their rustic design aesthetic.
Oh, yeah.
From here,
you can grab her by the thighs
and do whatever you want to her.
-Are you okay down there?
-Uh, yeah.
-I would have to work up to it.
-You have to take it slowly.
You definitely want to train your body
to be okay with being upside down.
The thing that piques my interest
about the inversion table
is just because it's different.
There's a little bit of restraint,
but it's not complete restraint
or anything like that.
I mean, I feel like
it could change up positions.
We could do inverted 69.
-You can!
-Exactly.
Oh!
Since Wesley is showing a curiosity
in light restraint,
there's one other thing
I'd like him to try.
So the good thing about rope
is that with rope,
you have a little bit more creativity.
So you can use rope
in a way where you're just ornamentally
tying it around her body,
but you're not restraining her.
She's tying this rope around me.
I'm like, "Okay, I could get into this."
This is actually pretty cool.
If Wesley were doing that,
he'd be feeling my body,
taking his time,
and wrapping me up
in this almost little sexy present.
As he pulls me in with the rope harness
and just, like, lays the kiss on me,
I'm like, "Oh!" Like, "Mm-hmm!"
That's kind of out of character,
but I definitely can dig it.
-You like that?
-Yeah.
-I like that.
-It's nice.
-Yeah, yeah.
-Whoa!
Just watching the expression
on their faces was very sexy.
Okay, rope's going in the room.
Oh, just find the hole!
Come on, buddy.
Oh my God!
-I'm getting my ass kicked by this.
-Why?
You better love it.
It's hard to put together.
Why? It comes with instructions.
It's fucking… It's fancy. There's things.
I got to find a hole, and I'm blind, and…
Oh, I love… This is just incredible.
Oh my God. I'm going in.
-Maybe I need a break.
-Oh!
-Hmm!
Look at this!
Wallpaper's amazing.
-Isn't it cool?
-Yeah.
-Super sexy.
-My God.
It's got a sheen to it as well.
-Tits and ass everywhere.
-I know.
-This is my kind of wallpaper.
-Absolutely love it.
Oh my God!
-Yeah.
-Oh, darling, this is huge.
It's beautiful.
I don't know if Wesley will fit
through this tiny-ass door.
-Yeah.
-But he'll get in here just fine.
-Oh my God.
-Fireplace going there.
Yep, absolutely.
-Okay, and we're doing exposed beams?
-Yes.
We put backing throughout the whole thing.
-This is gorgeous.
-Insulated, so it's a little quieter.
So anybody upstairs
doesn't hear the… noises.
I love it. There will be
a lot of sex stuff going on here.
-Lot of sex.
-Yes.
Yup.
-Penises are hung.
-Oh good, darling.
You got dicks on the wall.
-Okay, great.
For Hannah and Wes's room,
I've created
a secret adults-only play space.
With sensual rustic design details,
I think this room
has become sexy cabin chic.
This is gonna be
the one place in the house
which is going to be truly just for them.
They can have fun in here
and also push their sexual boundaries
and continue to explore
their newfound kinks.
I've added some large furniture items
into this space,
which I hope will help
with their old challenges
and yet also spark some new interests.
-Hello!
-Oh yeah, my favorite person on earth.
-Oh my God!
-Melanie, yes!
Yes!
-You're the highlight of everything.
-Thank you!
And I'm not just saying that.
I'm really not.
Let's go back a bit
on our journey together.
So I took you to meet Mistress Devi.
-Yes.
-Yes.
And what was the best experience
you took away from that?
-The rope.
-The rope.
I mean, the rope still comes back.
I'm not gonna lie.
We've talked about the rope
probably more than anything else.
I would have never thought
that, like, me being tied in rope
would make me feel sexy, you know?
-But you looked so sexy.
-But I loved that.
We probably wouldn't have ever tried it,
'cause we both kind of were like, "Meh."
I watched a couple videos.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie--
-He didn't tell me that.
-He didn't tell you?
-I still have no idea what I'm doing--
-He'll learn.
Oh my God, that's so endearing.
-Okay. Are you ready then?
-Yeah.
-Yes. We're so ready.
-Take a deep breath.
-Okay.
-I'm ready.
-Let's go.
-All right.
Oh my God,
this is gonna be so exciting.
I'm super excited.
I couldn't sleep last night.
I want to see this room so bad.
-Okay.
-Oh my goodness.
-Wow.
-It's a wall.
It's beautiful. I like it.
It's lovely, isn't it?
-This is a Murphy door.
-Oh!
If nothing else, that's incredible.
-Holy crap!
Give me a second.
I will call you when I'm ready.
-Okay.
-Then come in.
Oh, man.
That's like James Bond stuff right there.
-That's super secret spy stuff.
-That's fucking cool.
-Okay, Hannah and Wesley, I'm ready!
-Okay!
Okay. Oh my God.
-Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Good Lord!
-It is incredible!
-Oh my--