How I Met Your Mother (2005–2014) - episodes with scripts
A father recounts to his children, through a series of flashbacks, the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.
Season 1
- 1. Pilot
- 2. Purple Giraffe
- 3. The Sweet Taste of Liberty
- 4. Return of the Shirt
- 5. Okay Awesome
- 6. The Slutty Pumpkin
- 7. Matchmaker
- 8. The Duel
- 9. Belly Full of Turkey
- 10. The Pineapple Incident
- 11. The Limo
- 12. The Wedding
- 13. Drumroll, Please
- 14. Zip, Zip, Zip
- 15. Game Night
- 16. Cupcake
- 17. Life Among the Gorillas
- 18. Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM
- 19. Mary the Paralegal
- 20. Best Prom Ever
- 21. Milk
- 22. Come On
Season 2
- 1. Where Were We?
- 2. The Scorpion and the Toad
- 3. Brunch
- 4. Ted Mosby, Architect
- 5. World's Greatest Couple
- 6. Aldrin Justice
- 7. Swarley
- 8. Atlantic City
- 9. Slap Bet
- 10. Single Stamina
- 11. How Lily Stole Christmas
- 12. First Time in New York
- 13. Columns
- 14. Monday Night Football
- 15. Lucky Penny
- 16. Stuff
- 17. Arrivederci, Fiero
- 18. Moving Day
- 19. Bachelor Party
- 20. Showdown
- 21. Something Borrowed
- 22. Something Blue
Season 3
- 1. Wait for It
- 2. We're Not from Here
- 3. Third Wheel
- 4. Little Boys
- 5. How I Met Everyone Else
- 6. I'm Not That Guy
- 7. Dowisetrepla
- 8. Spoiler Alert
- 9. Slapsgiving
- 10. The Yips
- 11. The Platinum Rule
- 12. No Tomorrow
- 13. Ten Sessions
- 14. The Bracket
- 15. The Chain of Screaming
- 16. Sandcastles in the Sand
- 17. The Goat
- 18. Rebound Bro
- 19. Everything Must Go
- 20. Miracles
Season 4
- 1. Do I Know You?
- 2. The Best Burger in New York
- 3. I Heart NJ
- 4. Intervention
- 5. Shelter Island
- 6. Happily Ever After
- 7. Not a Father's Day
- 8. Woooo!
- 9. The Naked Man
- 10. The Fight
- 11. Little Minnesota
- 12. Benefits
- 13. Three Days of Snow
- 14. The Possimpible
- 15. The Stinsons
- 16. Sorry, Bro
- 17. The Front Porch
- 18. Old King Clancy
- 19. Murtaugh
- 20. Mosbius Designs
- 21. The Three Days Rule
- 22. Right Place Right Time
- 23. As Fast as She Can
- 24. The Leap
Season 5
- 1. Definitions
- 2. Double Date
- 3. Robin 101
- 4. The Sexless Innkeeper
- 5. Duel Citizenship
- 6. Bagpipes
- 7. The Rough Patch
- 8. The Playbook
- 9. Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
- 10. The Window
- 11. Last Cigarette Ever
- 12. Girls vs. Suits
- 13. Jenkins
- 14. Perfect Week
- 15. Rabbit or Duck
- 16. Hooked
- 17. Of Course
- 18. Say Cheese
- 19. Zoo or False
- 20. Home Wreckers
- 21. Twin Beds
- 22. Robots vs. Wrestlers
- 23. The Wedding Bride
- 24. Doppelgangers
Season 6
- 1. Big Days
- 2. Cleaning House
- 3. Unfinished
- 4. Subway Wars
- 5. Architect of Destruction
- 6. Baby Talk
- 7. Canning Randy
- 8. Natural History
- 9. Glitter
- 10. Blitzgiving
- 11. The Mermaid Theory
- 12. False Positive
- 13. Bad News
- 14. Last Words
- 15. Oh Honey
- 16. Desperation Day
- 17. Garbage Island
- 18. A Change of Heart
- 19. Legendaddy
- 20. The Exploding Meatball Sub
- 21. Hopeless
- 22. The Perfect Cocktail
- 23. Landmarks
- 24. Challenge Accepted
Season 7
- 1. The Best Man
- 2. The Naked Truth
- 3. Ducky Tie
- 4. The Stinson Missile Crisis
- 5. Field Trip
- 6. Mystery vs. History
- 7. Noretta
- 8. The Slutty Pumpkin Returns
- 9. Disaster Averted
- 10. Tick Tick Tick
- 11. The Rebound Girl
- 12. Symphony of Illumination
- 13. Tailgate
- 14. 46 Minutes
- 15. #DUPE#
- 15. The Burning Beekeeper
- 16. The Drunk Train
- 17. No Pressure
- 18. Karma
- 19. The Broath
- 20. Trilogy Time
- 21. Now We're Even
- 22. Good Crazy
- 23. The Magician's Code: Part 1
- 24. The Magician's Code: Part 2
Season 8
- 1. Farhampton
- 2. The Pre-Nup
- 3. Nannies
- 4. Who Wants to Be a Godparent
- 5. The Autumn of Breakups
- 6. Splitsville
- 7. The Stamp Tramp
- 8. Twelve Horny Women
- 9. Lobster Crawl
- 10. The Over-Correction
- 11. The Final Page: Part One
- 13. Band or DJ?
- 14. Ring Up!
- 15. P.S. I Love You
- 16. Bad Crazy
- 17. The Ashtray
- 18. Weekend at Barney's
- 19. The Fortress
- 20. The Time Travelers
- 21. Romeward Bound
- 22. The Bro Mitzvah
- 23. Something Old
- 24. Something New
Season 9
- 1. The Locket
- 3. Last Time in New York
- 4. The Broken Code
- 5. The Poker Game
- 6. Knight Vision
- 7. No Questions Asked
- 8. The Lighthouse
- 9. Platonish
- 10. Mom and Dad
- 11. Bedtime Stories
- 12. The Rehearsal Dinner
- 13. Bass Player Wanted
- 14. Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra
- 15. Unpause
- 16. How Your Mother Met Me
- 17. Sunrise
- 18. Rally
- 19. Vesuvius
- 20. Daisy
- 21. Gary Blauman
- 22. The End of the Aisle
- 23. Last Forever: Part One