House of Mouse (2001–2002): Season 2, Episode 7 - Everybody Loves Mickey - full transcript
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DVD Subrip PAL ? 31.03.2020
[up-tempo music plays]
[chuckles]
[speaks Spanish] We love Mickey!
[speaks German] We love Mickey Mouse.
- We love Mickey Mouse!
- [speaks Italian] Mickey Mouse.
[speaks Swedish] Mickey Mouse.
- [speaks Japanese] We love Mickey!
- [speaks French] Mickey Mouse!
[woman] He is wise
and solves many problems.
[man] The giant is coming!
What'll we do?
- [man 2] He crushes our towns.
- [man 3] He ruins our crops.
[man 4] How can we stop him?
[all clamouring]
- [whistling]
- [buzzing]
Oh, boy. Seven!
Say, did you ever kill a giant?
I killed seven with one blow.
[all] Seven?
He killed seven giants
with one blow!
[all] Seven with one blow?
- How many?
- Seven!
- With one blow?
- Jiminy Cricket!
- Who?
- [man] The tailor.
- Seven.
- With one blow? No!
- Yes!
- Seven?
[all] Seven with one blow?
Seven?
[man approaching]
[skidding, crashing]
[panting] The tailor killed
seven giants with one blow.
Seven? Bring him here!
[indistinct chatter]
Did you kill seven at one blow?
Yes, Your Honour. And how.
Well, how?
I was all alone.
I heard 'em coming.
I looked up,
and I was surrounded.
[King] Yes?
They were here, there, everywhere.
A whole bunch of 'em.
They came at me
from the right, from the left.
- Right, left, left, right!
- Yes, yes? Go on.
They were coming closer.
The fight was on.
I swung and missed, I missed and swung.
I swung again and again!
- They were right on top of me.
- And then?
And then, I let 'em have it!
[crowd cheering] Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
Brave tailor,
I appoint you
Royal High Killer of the Giant!
Giant?
But Your Majesty, I... I...
And your reward shall be
one million golden pazoozas.
Oh, no, thank you, sir.
I... I couldn't...
Two million pazoozas?
But I... I don't...
Three million. Four.
Five. Six.
[whispering]
And the hand of the Princess Minnie!
- [crowd exclaiming]
- The Princess?
Whoopee! I'll cut him down to my size.
[all cheering]
[cheering continues]
Oh, well...
So long.
I'll be seeing you. I hope.
Gosh. I don't know
how to catch a giant.
[thudding footfalls approaching]
Mmm... Food!
[chuckling]
[hiccupping]
Smoke!
[chuckling]
[coughing]
Ah... ah... ah...
[gasping, wheezing]
[sneezes]
[chuckles]
Gesundheit!
Don't move! I got you covered!
[grunting]
[keeps grunting]
[grunts]
[moaning]
[snoring]
Yipee!
- Hi from London.
- London!
- [all] We love Mickey Mouse!
- I love Mickey. He's my favourite.
I think he's one
of the best characters.
- He's quite cool.
- I like him 'cause he's so funny.
- He's kind of shy.
- He's got a squeaky voice.
- I love his ears.
- Funny ears.
I like his big ears.
He's got huge ears
and he's cool.
- Mickey Mouse.
- Mickey Mouse.
[all] Mickey Mouse!
[chiming]
[whistling]
? Hickory dickory dock
? The mouse ran up the clock
? The clock struck one
and down he'd come
? Hickory dickory dock
[humming] Hey!
Come on, now. Come on.
Come on. Come... on!
Hey! What's the big idea?
- [continues whistling]
- [snoring]
[snoring continues]
Well, I'll be doggone! A stork!
Hey, sleepyhead. Wake up.
Come on. Snap out of it.
Hey, you can't sleep here.
Come on. Scram. Vamoose!
Come on. Alley-oop!
Out you go.
Hey, come on.
Cut the clowning, will ya?
So long, old boy!
Hey, listen. Cut it out. Let me go.
You can't do this to me.
Hey!
? Hickory dickory dock
? The mouse ran up the clock
Uh-oh!
- What's the big idea?
- [reverberating]
- Oh, shut up!
- [reverberating] You shut up.
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah?
Ah, get!
- [reverberating]
- [squabbling]
? Loudly the bell
in the old tower rings
[chuckles]
? La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la
? Loudly the bell
in the old tower rings
? Loudly the bell
in the old tower rings
[clanging]
Mice...
? Loudly the bell
in the old tower rings
[clanging]
? Loudly the bell
in the old tower rings
[chuckles]
? In the old tower rings
Gosh!
I didn't know you was a lady.
Pardon me.
[tweeting]
[speaks German]
Germany loves Mickey Mouse.
[all speaking German]
We love Mickey Mouse.
[woman] I love him because
he reminds me of my childhood.
I love Mickey
because he is so funny.
[man] Mickey's unmistakable.
What he is doing is just good.
You simply have to love
Mickey Mouse.
[clock chiming]
[man shrieking]
Ah, we don't have no fun no more.
No. Nobody round here's scared.
Huh. We scared 'em all away.
Guess we're too good! [chuckles]
Hey. Here's an idea.
Get a load of this, fellas.
[laughs]
"Notice! We exterminate
all kinds of ghosts.
Day and night service".
[all laugh]
Wise guys. Let's get 'em over here.
- Let's have fun with them.
- We'll scare the pants off 'em!
[all laughing]
[phone ringing]
[all snoring]
- The telephone!
- The telephone!
The telephone?
[Donald squabbling]
- Hello?
- Hello?
- [Goofy] Hello?
- [Mickey] Hello?
[woman's voice] Do you chase ghosts?
[chuckling] Do we chase ghosts?
Yes, ma'am! Yes, sir!
I'll say we do.
Well, this house is full of ghosts.
Listen.
[moaning laughter]
[wicked laughter]
Come quick.
It's the old McShiver Mansion.
OK. We'll be right over.
Oh, boy! A customer!
- A customer!
- A customer?
Hey, fellas, here they come!
This'll be a cinch.
Look at 'em!
- Boo!
- [laughing]
We're from the Ajax Ghost
Exterminator Company.
Ah! Why don't you look
where you're going?
Ouch!
[ghosts moaning, laughing]
- Ghosts!
- Ghosts!
- [stuttering] Ghosts?
- We'll separate.
And surround them.
[cackling]
[playing marching music]
[ghosts cackling]
[shrieking]
[chuckling]
[squabbling]
Who did that?
Who did that? Uh-oh.
Come out and fight like a man.
You can't scare me!
Come out and fight. Come on!
So!
I got him!
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
Well, I'll be a son of a gun.
- [babbling]
- [chuckling]
What kind of a place is this?
They can't do that to me.
That's a fine how-do-you-do!
Oh, I'm brave.
But I'm careful.
[chuckles] I ain't scared of no ghosts.
For a moment,
I thought it wasn't me.
Something wrong here.
I know you. You're a ghost.
[chuckles]
[panting]
Ow! They got me!
There's a poltergeist on me!
Help! Mickey!
I got 'em.
I got all three of 'em!
Help!
[all chuckling]
- Look!
- Look!
- Ghosts!
- Ghosts!
[ghosts moaning]
So you can't take it,
you big chickens!
[speaking French]
Greetings from France.
- [speaks French] We love Mickey.
- [speaks French] I love Mickey.
- [woman] I love Mickey.
- [man] I love Mickey.
[woman] He's the funniest of them all.
I really love the cartoons
and just love him.
[man] I love Mickey. His shows
are full of adventure.
- Mickey.
- Mickey.
[man] France loves Mickey!
[snoring]
Ah!
[yelps, growling]
[barking]
[barks]
[moans]
[squabbling]
[chuckling] Nuts.
[straining]
[phone ringing]
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Who? What's that? Hello? Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's here.
Hey, you. Telephone.
[bell rings]
- Hello?
- Hello.
- Hello!
- Hello!
- What do you want?
- Pick up.
- Skip it.
- Skip it?
OK.
[radio channels screeching]
[hiccups]
[big band music plays]
[drum roll]
Forward march!
Cards, halt!
Cards, shuffle!
Cards, cut!
Hey! [chuckling]
- Call out the cards!
- Call out the cards!
[both] Call out the cards!
[Kings] Call out the cards!
Calling all cards!
Calling all cards!
Calling all cards!
Calling all cards!
[Telephone] Help. Help. Over here.
[ringing] Help. Help. Over here.
Help. Police, help.
Help. Police, help.
[ringing continues]
Hey! [laughs]
[ringing continues]
- [snoring]
- [ringing]
Hello? Hello?
Hello!
- [speaking Spanish] Hello from Mexico.
- [speaks Spanish] Mexico loves Mickey.
[speaking Spanish] We love Mickey.
[woman] What I like most about Mickey
is his nose.
Because he is sweet and
always helps his friends.
[man] What I like most about Mickey
is his ears.
[whistling]
[woman] We really like Mickey.
[ukulele plays]
? La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
? On the beach at Waikiki
? On the beach at Waikiki
[screeching]
Boy, am I hot!
[sniffing]
[yelps]
Fire! Help me!
[fire engine alarm rings]
Oh, boy.
[shrieks]
So! You doggone snake in the grass!
Scram!
[barking]
[chuckles]
[laughs]
[grunting]
[growling]
[exhaling deeply]
[howling]
Hey, look! I made it! I made it!
[gurgling] Oh, yeah?
[laughing]
? Aloha ho, farewell to thee
? La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la
[chuckling] Gosh!
- [speaks Italian] Hooray for Mickey!
- [speaks Italian] Mickey Mouse.
[man] My favourite character
is definitely Mickey Mouse.
- [woman] Because he is sweet.
- He is sweet.
[man] I like the way he's conducting
the orchestra.
[man] He is sweet, and I like
his relationship with Minnie.
[woman] The Walt Disney character
I prefer is Mickey Mouse
because he is sweet and cute,
and I like him very much.
[sniffing]
[sighing]
[humming]
[whistling]
Humph. I've nothing for loafers.
Good day.
Hey. I'll clean up your yard.
- What?
- [shouting] I'll clean up your yard!
OK, toots. It's a deal.
You won't know the place
when I get through. [laughs]
[playing melody]
[tooting]
[neighing]
[screeching]
[humming]
Oh!
[gasps]
[moaning]
Oh, you clown!
Surprise.
Well, guess I don't get the cake, huh?
[Minnie] Oh, yes, you do!
[speaks Japanese] We love Mickey!
- [speaks Japanese] We love Mickey!
- [speaks Japanese] Mickey!
- [man] Mickey is cool.
- [man] Mickey's cool!
[woman] I love Mickey's cute tail.
[woman] I love Mickey
because he is so loveable.
[woman] We love Mickey
because he is so cute.
[both] Mickey!
[all] We love Mickey!
[all] We love Mickey!
[whistling]
[sniffing]
Oh, boy. Oh, boy!
Pluto.
[barking, growling]
Hey. Come on.
Cut it out. Cut it out.
No, no, no. Take it easy.
[chuckling]
No. No, Pluto. Whoa. Steady, boy.
Easy, now.
[yelps, laughing]
[chuckles]
[barking]
[growling]
[snarling]
[barking]
[continues barking]
Huh?
Huh!
Uh!
[snorts] Hmm...
[grunts]
[snorts]
Oh, Pluto? Pluto?
Here, boy. Oh, boy.
Wow. What a beauty.
- Uh-oh!
- [chuckling]
- [snorting]
- [laughing] Well... Cheerio.
Oh... [laughs]
Yeah.
[grunting]
- OK?
- [growling]
No?
- Better?
- [growls]
- [gasps]
- [growls]
Hey, hey! Look out now!
Now, now. Take it easy.
Help! Help! Pluto!
Pluto! Help!
Help! Help, Pluto! Help me!
Help, Pluto!
Help!
Help!
[yelps]
Oh! [laughs]
It's you, Pluto.
Help!
- [speaks French] Goodbye, Mickey.
- Bye-bye.
Goodbye from London.
- [speaks Spanish] Goodbye.
- [speaks German] Bye from Milan.
[all] Goodbye from London!
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[up-tempo music plays]
[chuckles]
[speaks Spanish] We love Mickey!
[speaks German] We love Mickey Mouse.
- We love Mickey Mouse!
- [speaks Italian] Mickey Mouse.
[speaks Swedish] Mickey Mouse.
- [speaks Japanese] We love Mickey!
- [speaks French] Mickey Mouse!
[woman] He is wise
and solves many problems.
[man] The giant is coming!
What'll we do?
- [man 2] He crushes our towns.
- [man 3] He ruins our crops.
[man 4] How can we stop him?
[all clamouring]
- [whistling]
- [buzzing]
Oh, boy. Seven!
Say, did you ever kill a giant?
I killed seven with one blow.
[all] Seven?
He killed seven giants
with one blow!
[all] Seven with one blow?
- How many?
- Seven!
- With one blow?
- Jiminy Cricket!
- Who?
- [man] The tailor.
- Seven.
- With one blow? No!
- Yes!
- Seven?
[all] Seven with one blow?
Seven?
[man approaching]
[skidding, crashing]
[panting] The tailor killed
seven giants with one blow.
Seven? Bring him here!
[indistinct chatter]
Did you kill seven at one blow?
Yes, Your Honour. And how.
Well, how?
I was all alone.
I heard 'em coming.
I looked up,
and I was surrounded.
[King] Yes?
They were here, there, everywhere.
A whole bunch of 'em.
They came at me
from the right, from the left.
- Right, left, left, right!
- Yes, yes? Go on.
They were coming closer.
The fight was on.
I swung and missed, I missed and swung.
I swung again and again!
- They were right on top of me.
- And then?
And then, I let 'em have it!
[crowd cheering] Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
Brave tailor,
I appoint you
Royal High Killer of the Giant!
Giant?
But Your Majesty, I... I...
And your reward shall be
one million golden pazoozas.
Oh, no, thank you, sir.
I... I couldn't...
Two million pazoozas?
But I... I don't...
Three million. Four.
Five. Six.
[whispering]
And the hand of the Princess Minnie!
- [crowd exclaiming]
- The Princess?
Whoopee! I'll cut him down to my size.
[all cheering]
[cheering continues]
Oh, well...
So long.
I'll be seeing you. I hope.
Gosh. I don't know
how to catch a giant.
[thudding footfalls approaching]
Mmm... Food!
[chuckling]
[hiccupping]
Smoke!
[chuckling]
[coughing]
Ah... ah... ah...
[gasping, wheezing]
[sneezes]
[chuckles]
Gesundheit!
Don't move! I got you covered!
[grunting]
[keeps grunting]
[grunts]
[moaning]
[snoring]
Yipee!
- Hi from London.
- London!
- [all] We love Mickey Mouse!
- I love Mickey. He's my favourite.
I think he's one
of the best characters.
- He's quite cool.
- I like him 'cause he's so funny.
- He's kind of shy.
- He's got a squeaky voice.
- I love his ears.
- Funny ears.
I like his big ears.
He's got huge ears
and he's cool.
- Mickey Mouse.
- Mickey Mouse.
[all] Mickey Mouse!
[chiming]
[whistling]
? Hickory dickory dock
? The mouse ran up the clock
? The clock struck one
and down he'd come
? Hickory dickory dock
[humming] Hey!
Come on, now. Come on.
Come on. Come... on!
Hey! What's the big idea?
- [continues whistling]
- [snoring]
[snoring continues]
Well, I'll be doggone! A stork!
Hey, sleepyhead. Wake up.
Come on. Snap out of it.
Hey, you can't sleep here.
Come on. Scram. Vamoose!
Come on. Alley-oop!
Out you go.
Hey, come on.
Cut the clowning, will ya?
So long, old boy!
Hey, listen. Cut it out. Let me go.
You can't do this to me.
Hey!
? Hickory dickory dock
? The mouse ran up the clock
Uh-oh!
- What's the big idea?
- [reverberating]
- Oh, shut up!
- [reverberating] You shut up.
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah?
Ah, get!
- [reverberating]
- [squabbling]
? Loudly the bell
in the old tower rings
[chuckles]
? La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la
? Loudly the bell
in the old tower rings
? Loudly the bell
in the old tower rings
[clanging]
Mice...
? Loudly the bell
in the old tower rings
[clanging]
? Loudly the bell
in the old tower rings
[chuckles]
? In the old tower rings
Gosh!
I didn't know you was a lady.
Pardon me.
[tweeting]
[speaks German]
Germany loves Mickey Mouse.
[all speaking German]
We love Mickey Mouse.
[woman] I love him because
he reminds me of my childhood.
I love Mickey
because he is so funny.
[man] Mickey's unmistakable.
What he is doing is just good.
You simply have to love
Mickey Mouse.
[clock chiming]
[man shrieking]
Ah, we don't have no fun no more.
No. Nobody round here's scared.
Huh. We scared 'em all away.
Guess we're too good! [chuckles]
Hey. Here's an idea.
Get a load of this, fellas.
[laughs]
"Notice! We exterminate
all kinds of ghosts.
Day and night service".
[all laugh]
Wise guys. Let's get 'em over here.
- Let's have fun with them.
- We'll scare the pants off 'em!
[all laughing]
[phone ringing]
[all snoring]
- The telephone!
- The telephone!
The telephone?
[Donald squabbling]
- Hello?
- Hello?
- [Goofy] Hello?
- [Mickey] Hello?
[woman's voice] Do you chase ghosts?
[chuckling] Do we chase ghosts?
Yes, ma'am! Yes, sir!
I'll say we do.
Well, this house is full of ghosts.
Listen.
[moaning laughter]
[wicked laughter]
Come quick.
It's the old McShiver Mansion.
OK. We'll be right over.
Oh, boy! A customer!
- A customer!
- A customer?
Hey, fellas, here they come!
This'll be a cinch.
Look at 'em!
- Boo!
- [laughing]
We're from the Ajax Ghost
Exterminator Company.
Ah! Why don't you look
where you're going?
Ouch!
[ghosts moaning, laughing]
- Ghosts!
- Ghosts!
- [stuttering] Ghosts?
- We'll separate.
And surround them.
[cackling]
[playing marching music]
[ghosts cackling]
[shrieking]
[chuckling]
[squabbling]
Who did that?
Who did that? Uh-oh.
Come out and fight like a man.
You can't scare me!
Come out and fight. Come on!
So!
I got him!
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
Well, I'll be a son of a gun.
- [babbling]
- [chuckling]
What kind of a place is this?
They can't do that to me.
That's a fine how-do-you-do!
Oh, I'm brave.
But I'm careful.
[chuckles] I ain't scared of no ghosts.
For a moment,
I thought it wasn't me.
Something wrong here.
I know you. You're a ghost.
[chuckles]
[panting]
Ow! They got me!
There's a poltergeist on me!
Help! Mickey!
I got 'em.
I got all three of 'em!
Help!
[all chuckling]
- Look!
- Look!
- Ghosts!
- Ghosts!
[ghosts moaning]
So you can't take it,
you big chickens!
[speaking French]
Greetings from France.
- [speaks French] We love Mickey.
- [speaks French] I love Mickey.
- [woman] I love Mickey.
- [man] I love Mickey.
[woman] He's the funniest of them all.
I really love the cartoons
and just love him.
[man] I love Mickey. His shows
are full of adventure.
- Mickey.
- Mickey.
[man] France loves Mickey!
[snoring]
Ah!
[yelps, growling]
[barking]
[barks]
[moans]
[squabbling]
[chuckling] Nuts.
[straining]
[phone ringing]
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Who? What's that? Hello? Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's here.
Hey, you. Telephone.
[bell rings]
- Hello?
- Hello.
- Hello!
- Hello!
- What do you want?
- Pick up.
- Skip it.
- Skip it?
OK.
[radio channels screeching]
[hiccups]
[big band music plays]
[drum roll]
Forward march!
Cards, halt!
Cards, shuffle!
Cards, cut!
Hey! [chuckling]
- Call out the cards!
- Call out the cards!
[both] Call out the cards!
[Kings] Call out the cards!
Calling all cards!
Calling all cards!
Calling all cards!
Calling all cards!
[Telephone] Help. Help. Over here.
[ringing] Help. Help. Over here.
Help. Police, help.
Help. Police, help.
[ringing continues]
Hey! [laughs]
[ringing continues]
- [snoring]
- [ringing]
Hello? Hello?
Hello!
- [speaking Spanish] Hello from Mexico.
- [speaks Spanish] Mexico loves Mickey.
[speaking Spanish] We love Mickey.
[woman] What I like most about Mickey
is his nose.
Because he is sweet and
always helps his friends.
[man] What I like most about Mickey
is his ears.
[whistling]
[woman] We really like Mickey.
[ukulele plays]
? La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
? On the beach at Waikiki
? On the beach at Waikiki
[screeching]
Boy, am I hot!
[sniffing]
[yelps]
Fire! Help me!
[fire engine alarm rings]
Oh, boy.
[shrieks]
So! You doggone snake in the grass!
Scram!
[barking]
[chuckles]
[laughs]
[grunting]
[growling]
[exhaling deeply]
[howling]
Hey, look! I made it! I made it!
[gurgling] Oh, yeah?
[laughing]
? Aloha ho, farewell to thee
? La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la
[chuckling] Gosh!
- [speaks Italian] Hooray for Mickey!
- [speaks Italian] Mickey Mouse.
[man] My favourite character
is definitely Mickey Mouse.
- [woman] Because he is sweet.
- He is sweet.
[man] I like the way he's conducting
the orchestra.
[man] He is sweet, and I like
his relationship with Minnie.
[woman] The Walt Disney character
I prefer is Mickey Mouse
because he is sweet and cute,
and I like him very much.
[sniffing]
[sighing]
[humming]
[whistling]
Humph. I've nothing for loafers.
Good day.
Hey. I'll clean up your yard.
- What?
- [shouting] I'll clean up your yard!
OK, toots. It's a deal.
You won't know the place
when I get through. [laughs]
[playing melody]
[tooting]
[neighing]
[screeching]
[humming]
Oh!
[gasps]
[moaning]
Oh, you clown!
Surprise.
Well, guess I don't get the cake, huh?
[Minnie] Oh, yes, you do!
[speaks Japanese] We love Mickey!
- [speaks Japanese] We love Mickey!
- [speaks Japanese] Mickey!
- [man] Mickey is cool.
- [man] Mickey's cool!
[woman] I love Mickey's cute tail.
[woman] I love Mickey
because he is so loveable.
[woman] We love Mickey
because he is so cute.
[both] Mickey!
[all] We love Mickey!
[all] We love Mickey!
[whistling]
[sniffing]
Oh, boy. Oh, boy!
Pluto.
[barking, growling]
Hey. Come on.
Cut it out. Cut it out.
No, no, no. Take it easy.
[chuckling]
No. No, Pluto. Whoa. Steady, boy.
Easy, now.
[yelps, laughing]
[chuckles]
[barking]
[growling]
[snarling]
[barking]
[continues barking]
Huh?
Huh!
Uh!
[snorts] Hmm...
[grunts]
[snorts]
Oh, Pluto? Pluto?
Here, boy. Oh, boy.
Wow. What a beauty.
- Uh-oh!
- [chuckling]
- [snorting]
- [laughing] Well... Cheerio.
Oh... [laughs]
Yeah.
[grunting]
- OK?
- [growling]
No?
- Better?
- [growls]
- [gasps]
- [growls]
Hey, hey! Look out now!
Now, now. Take it easy.
Help! Help! Pluto!
Pluto! Help!
Help! Help, Pluto! Help me!
Help, Pluto!
Help!
Help!
[yelps]
Oh! [laughs]
It's you, Pluto.
Help!
- [speaks French] Goodbye, Mickey.
- Bye-bye.
Goodbye from London.
- [speaks Spanish] Goodbye.
- [speaks German] Bye from Milan.
[all] Goodbye from London!