Hit the Floor (2013–…): Season 3, Episode 11 - Til Death Do Us Part - full transcript

Ahsha Hayes, will you marry me?

This is the house I grew up in.

I put it under both our names.

I can't have children.

What are you doing?

You think I'm lying to you?

What's your deepest secret?

I'm terrified of being alone.

She's gone.

Lionel?

I'm trapped in this marriage to Oscar.



This was my way out.

Set him up.

Terrence and I are now

the majority owners of the Devils.

My name's not on any
of these, only yours.

This partnership doesn't work.

I'm trading you.

I can't go anywhere.

I own the team.

I own Ahsha,

and there isn't a damn
thing you can do about it.

You will not get to her!

Guard your man, she
knows all his secrets.

Hey, Ahsha, just seeing where you're at.



Â♪ Hush my darling Â♪

Â♪ Don't you cry Â♪

Â♪ Can you hear them Â♪

Â♪ Talk about us? Â♪

Â♪ They're telling lies Â♪

Â♪ That's no surprise Â♪

Â♪ Can you see them? Â♪

Â♪ Right through them Â♪

Â♪ They have no shield Â♪

Â♪ No secrets to reveal Â♪

Â♪ It doesn't matter what they say Â♪

Â♪ In the jealous games people play Â♪

Â♪ Our lips are sealed Â♪

Â♪ Are sealed Â♪

Mom.

Oh, God, I was the one that found her.

I called 9-1-1.

You were at the arena, too?

Jude.

I'm glad you're all here.

I'm Detective Desario.

I've got some questions for each of you.

Oh, thank God.

Who called you?

We came for Oscar Kinkade
for questioning.

Questioning for what?

Jelena Howard was shot.

What happened here?

Oscar Kinkade tried to kill her.

So where exactly in the arena were you

when Jelena Howard was shot?

Food court, rehearsal studio.

I don't know, I didn't hear anything.

Hard to miss a gunshot.

It's a big arena.

You have quite the history
with Miss Howard, huh?

Some of it pretty public.

Find somebody who didn't
have history with her.

So where were you when she was shot?

The locker room.

Is that before or after

you smashed the poster of Miss Howard?

There was a fight between me and him.

It had nothing to do with Jelena.

So where were you?

The loading dock.

Heading out.

You seem tense.

I always seem tense, but I'm fine.

I was in the main entrance.

We'd had a conversation there.

So you had a conversation.

She left, got shot, and
you were still there?

Must've been a hell of a chat, huh?

It was a fight.

I was upset.

I'd just found out
Jelena stole the Devils

and used my mom to do it.

Found out from who?

Terrence.

Terrence Wall, her fiancé?

Ex-fiancé.

She screwed him over like
she screws over everyone.

Okay.

Word from the hospital.

Looks like Miss Howard is...
gonna pull through.

Too bad whoever did it
wasn't a better shot.

It's all over the news.

Police kept asking me
all these questions...

I might ask you the same ones.

If you would've showed up
at the limo when you said you were,

we'd be eloping right now.

Ahsha, where were you?

Spinning.

I found out Jelena got the Devils, I...

You know she's been
coming at me for years.

There's no eloping now.

They told me I can't
leave town for a while.

Well...

maybe it's a sign.

Not to get married?

No.

Not to elope.

Look, Ahsha, I love the idea

of just taking off and doing it,

but... I want the whole world to know

how much I love you.

Now, I'm saying I want them to catch

the church vapors when they
see you in that dress.

They're so jealous that they've
swallowed their teeth.

So you want a full-blown wedding?

With everything that's
been going on lately,

people could use a reason to celebrate.

What do you say?

You wanna plan a wedding for real?

I do.

I do, too.

And they have no idea who did it?

They have too many ideas.

Oh, I can't think of
anything more horrifying.

I'm glad to hear you say that.

How would you feel about
being my maid of honor?

I know, marriage is gross,

but you'll do it anyway
because you love me?

You love your little
Care Bear, don't you?

You love your little
Care Bear, don't you?

Yes, fine, I'll be your maid of honor.

I get something out of this, too.

What?

As maid of honor, I'm in
charge of everything.

Invitations, the dress shopping,

the parties.

All with Derek Roman's Black Card.

I got work to do.

Ahsha...

- Hi.
- Hey.

The gun in my office, did you take it?

Why would I take it?

Did your mother

say anything to you about taking it?

No.

I mean, I lock my office.

You didn't lock it last night.

I came by to see you,

and Terrence was sitting at your desk.

Terrence?

This is a waste of my time.

I didn't shoot anyone.

I was in a Town Car
headed to the airport.

My driver's a witness...

We talked to him.

Your alibi checked out.

Then why did you drag me here?

I wanna talk to you about
that night in the arena.

That conversation you had...

with Ahsha Hayes?

You informed her Jelena owned the team.

How'd she respond to that?

She said she could handle her.

You don't think that she...

She said she was spinning, why?

I told her that Jelena
would come after her.

After her man.

Lionel, thank you for coming.

I'd say, "My pleasure"...

but if we don't have
honesty, what do we have?

I just came from the police station

and giving an iron-clad alibi

for your Jelena's shooting.

How much did that cost you?

Not a dime, actually.

I was at a bar on my third scotch.

The bartender vouched for me.

I probably would've shot her before

the end of the night.

But regrettably, someone beat me to it.

I'm more concerned about
the other questions

the detectives were asking me.

About your crazy story
that I tried to kill you?

I expect you to clear that up now.

Well, I would.

But I'm not feeling
particularly generous

towards you right now.

What do you want to make
your story go away?

A divorce.

And leave me alone.

And leave Jude alone.

If I so much as smell your
rickety wheels turning,

I'll shout my story from the rooftops.

And you know I can sell it.

Beats the fool.

New haircut.

Were you singing?

Humming.

With Jelena sidelined, your
trade wasn't completed.

You're staying a Devil.

You don't say?

I told you last night.

No one can split this team up.

Â♪ I don't believe in no devil Â♪

Â♪ 'Cause I done raise this hell Â♪

Â♪ I've been the last one standing Â♪

Â♪ When all the giants fell Â♪

Â♪ I won't shiver I won't shake Â♪

AS INVESTIGATION CONTINUES,
FUTURE OF THE DEVILS UNCERTAIN

Number 22.

Took you long enough.

How you feeling?

Bulletproof.

I wanted to wait for you to
get some of your strength back.

I gotta hit you with something heavy.

I thought about it and...

I think it's time for me to go.

Go... go where?

Leave the Devils.

There's too much craziness
going on around here,

and you being the new owner

isn't gonna work out
very well for Ahsha.

Ahsha.

Look, deny it all you want, Jelena.

But whatever it is
between the two of you,

it's only gonna get worse.

And I've never gotten involved before

because you and I, we've
always been cool.

I'm the owner of the team.

And right now, you are the team, so...

with all due respect to Ahsha,

the answer is no.

Well, there is no answer
because there's no question.

I'm leaving.

Derek, you know me.

You know what I'm capable of.

It's because we're cool

that you haven't had to
deal with me directly.

Trust me.

You don't want to.

Yeah, trust me.

Neither do you.

Are you sure we couldn't have just

gone to a dress shop?

You are the future Mrs. Derek Roman.

They bring the dresses to you.

Ah, when you walked into those tryouts,

who would've thunk you'd
be the one to cash in.

Maybe marriage isn't so bad.

Do you have a prenup?

Nope.

I know you have more
dresses in the truck.

Let's see some hustle.

Chop-chop!

I might have to Tase her.

What's wrong?

These dresses...

this wedding...

all of it.

You don't think I should marry Derek?

No, that isn't it at all.

I love Derek.

What do I know about
picking wedding dresses?

Or any of this?

I raised you alone.

It was a struggle to get
you through school.

And now you're at

the crossroads of your life and...

...I worry all you got
from me is a bad compass.

Oh, Mom, no.

I am the woman I am today,

the woman Derek loves,

because of you, not despite you.

All the choices you made,
all the sacrifices.

You made this possible.

And I couldn't be more grateful.

This dress isn't bad.

It's perfect.

The fireplace will go here.

The guest bedroom will go here.

Here and here.

And the baby's room will go here.

What... the what?

Just seeing if you're paying attention.

Where does the "vomitorium" go?

I could've sworn I traded you.

Almost.

Timing's everything.

Lucky you.

I hope you enjoy being
demoted to team bitch.

I'll make you a T-shirt.

I'll be out of the office
by the end of the day.

Hardly.

You're good, Jude.

You were the only one with
your head in the game

when I was buying up the team.

I'm keeping you on.

You'll be working for me.

Look!

It's everyone's lucky day.

What the hell just happened?

Jelena's back, that's what happened.

Tahiti or the Caribbean?

Or we could just honeymoon on a yacht.

You do whatever you wanted
to me in international waters.

What do you think about Miami?

I put my agents on sniffing
around for a new deal.

And Miami bit... hard.

They're offering me big money
to play there next season.

And a huge piece of the merchandising.

And not only that,

they want you to run the dancers.

They're offering you a cut.

Look, Ahsha, this...

this would be a big step
up for the both of us.

No kidding.

So the offer is on the table.

And I wouldn't do anything
you didn't want to do.

Be a new life together.

Yeah, away from LA.

Away from Jelena.

Let's do it.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Hell, yeah!
- Hell...

All right, Miami, here
we come then, let's go.

Â♪ Hit the club with my
swag on sideways Â♪

Gentlemen, gentlemen.

Let's pour one out...

for Derek Roman's sex life.

- Yeah.
- All right, all right, all right...

Guys, thank you so much for coming, man.

I look out and I see...

I see the guys that I came up with, man.

Friends, brothers.

Listen, I... I hope you guys know that

without my sloppy seconds,

it's your sex lives that are over.

So let me just pour...

let me pour out a little bit of...

That's it, guys.

Hope you had fun.

Yeah, it's time, it's time.

All right.

Â♪ I got this thing Â♪

Â♪ Gonna blow your mind Â♪

Â♪ Pulling the string Â♪

Â♪ Helping you unwind Â♪

Sweet baby Jesus.

Â♪ You want to know Â♪

Â♪ But it can't be taught Â♪

Â♪ You want to steal Â♪

Â♪ 'Cause it can't be bought Â♪

Â♪ Bought, bought Â♪

Â♪ Bought, bought, bought Â♪

Â♪ Bought, bought, bought Â♪

Â♪ Bought, bought, bought Â♪

Â♪ Bought, bought Â♪

Â♪ I got this thing Â♪

Â♪ Gonna tie your tongue Â♪

Â♪ Step in my ring Â♪

Â♪ You'll be out round one Â♪

Â♪ You want to feel Â♪

Â♪ But you got no touch Â♪

Â♪ You think it's love Â♪

Â♪ But you think too much Â♪

Â♪ Hey, hey, hey Â♪

Â♪ Hey, hey, hey Â♪

Â♪ Hey, hey Â♪

Â♪ I got it Â♪

Â♪ I got it, I got it, I got it Â♪

Â♪ I got it Â♪

Â♪ I got, got Â♪

Â♪ I, I, I, I got it Â♪

Â♪ I got, got Â♪

Â♪ I, I, I, I got it, got it Â♪

Â♪ I got it, I got it Â♪

Â♪ I got it this thing Â♪

This party just got a whole lot better.

I'm going to my bachelorette party.

You guys can your fun.

I'm gonna have mine.

Now hold on, where are you all going?

That is for us to know.

Bye now.

I'll take that.

Good girl.

All right, all right.

Remember, what happens
tonight stays between us.

We're sisters.

And sisters cut the first
bitch who squeals.

Maddie!

Bye, y'all!

Miguel?

What is he doing here?

His father Jesse can't keep him.

Can't or won't?

Either you find Raquel's
son a permanent home or...

What?

He'll go into foster care.

Zero.

You know, I spoke to Jelena

and she mentioned something
you neglected to tell me.

She was getting rid of you.

Nothing to tell.

It didn't happen.

Yeah, well, she missed the deadline.

She had 24 hours to
complete the paperwork.

I don't know anything
about a 24-hour deadline.

Yeah, well, you might
not but Jude would.

I mean, how well do you really know

Oscar Kinkade's son?

Well enough to know that
he's not Oscar Kinkade.

How did he grow up?

With nothing.

And right before Jelena Howard got shot

that's exactly what he
thought he was left with.

No Devils, no you.

You've got the wrong guy.

Someone had fun last night...

from the looks of it.

I had a lot to celebrate.

Right.

The royal wedding.

Actually...

...that's not all I'm celebrating.

Derek and I are leaving.

He's playing for someone
else next season.

Miami?

Not anymore.

I killed it.

What do you mean, you killed it?

He's the entire team.

Did you really think I'd let him go?

Derek might think he's above

honoring his contract; he's not.

When that bullet ripped through you...

I hope it hurt.

Hey, I was just meeting
with the contractor.

The house is a warzone.

With all this work Jelena dumped on me,

I'm lucky I get there at all.

You don't have to take
all that on, you know?

You gave me a house.

I wanna give you a home.

Everything you've done for me,

there's nothing I wouldn't do for you.

Headed back to the arena.

Hello?

Glad you came.

Not that you had a choice.

You've been a bad girl.

I have never been more sorry
for anything in my life.

You have to believe that.

You're in no position to
tell me what to believe.

Jelena, you were on a tear that night.

Even for you.

You came at me, you
came at my daughter?!

You said there wasn't
anything I could do about it.

So it's my fault?

How hard do you think
you can push people

before someone pushes back?!

Jelena you made a mission

out of making Ahsha life hell!

You made my life hell
with my investigations...

Ahsha's not the naive
little waif you think she is.

And you showed a picture of me...

Here we go, Sloane and her investigations.

...at a party naked with
a needle in my arm!

You threatened to take

Ahsha from me that night.

Change her.

I was angry, I... I was
scared, I panicked.

But I got an ambulance,

I got you to the hospital.

Oh, you're a saint.

I'm human.

I did something unspeakable.

And I'm sorry.

Still...

there are consequences,

and I'm prepared to face them.

But if you have any
humanity in you at all...

...you'll wait until after the wedding.

Come to Papa.

Derek, you weren't supposed
to be home for hours.

It's bad luck to see the bride in her

wedding dress before the wedding.

We've had our share of bad.

Add Miami to the list.

We're still here.

We're still together.

You know why?

Why?

Because love beats luck every time.

Â♪ You've got your powers over me Â♪

Â♪ Those powers over me Â♪

Â♪ I'm going undone yeah Â♪

Â♪ I'm going undone yeah Â♪

Â♪ You've got those powers over me Â♪

Â♪ Those ones I need to
keep from going undone Â♪

Â♪ I'm going undone Â♪

She would've never wanted this for him.

Can you take him?

I'll be the best auntie
this kid has ever known,

but I'm not a mother.

I don't wanna be.

He deserves someone who does.

Raquel was your best friend.

No.

But I will help you make sure Miguel

finds the right home.

What about Sloane?

She may have a lot on
her hands right now.

I thought I'd find you here.

I'm feeling...

I don't know,

a little blue about the wedding.

I missed out on so much of Ahsha's life

and now I've gotta give her away.

You're gonna dance with Ahsha

and it's gonna be beautiful.

Have you ever seen me dance?

No, you have not,

and there's a reason for that.

You wanna practice?

Where?

Â♪ Promise is the day, prom...
promise is the day Â♪

Â♪ You told me you Â♪

Â♪ Moon river Â♪

Â♪ Wider than a mile Â♪

Â♪ I'm crossing you in style Â♪

Â♪ Some day Â♪

Â♪ Oh, dream maker Â♪

Dance with me.

Â♪ You heartbreaker Â♪

Â♪ Wherever you're goin' Â♪

Â♪ I'm goin' your way Â♪

Â♪ Two drifters Â♪

Â♪ Off to see the world Â♪

Â♪ There's such a lot of world to see Â♪

Â♪ We're after the same Â♪

Â♪ Rainbow's end Â♪

Â♪ Waitin' 'round the bend Â♪

Â♪ My huckleberry friend Â♪

Â♪ Moon river Â♪

Â♪ And me Â♪

Â♪ Moon river Â♪

Thank you for sticking by me, Jude.

Making sure I was okay.

I may no longer be your stepmom

but I will always be your hag.

My hag?

Jude, do I have to teach
you everything gay?

Lionel.

You two are so adorable together.

I just...

wanna eat your faces.

Seriously.

I need booze.

Never thought we'd be invited

to Derek's wedding.

Ah, he's trying the team unity thing.

Looking to next season.

I hope we'll be living in
our new house by then.

Yeah, me too.

I came up with a new story
for you to tell the police.

I'll tell it too

so you won't have to
worry about anything.

New story for what?

The night Jelena was shot.

Why would I need a new story?

- Wait, you think I would
shoot someone?! - I...

I know that there's nothing
that you wouldn't do for me.

- You think I would shoot
someone for you? - No.

Maybe.

I thought...

You would've lied for me?

Yeah, yeah, that's what we do.

We lie for each other.

You've been playing
catch-up your whole life

because somebody left you.

I'd never do that to you.

No matter what.

You're the single greatest
thing that's ever

happened to me, Gideon.

You too, stupid.

You're the single greatest thing

that's ever happened to me too, Jude.

Bride's side, groom's side.

My eyes are up here, Grandpa.

Kyle, everything is beautiful.

Oh, it's a day of miracles.

The weather's perfect.

I was able to replace
the 12 doves I killed.

And Jelena and Ahsha.

Jelena and Ahsha?

They made peace.

I assumed, I saw Jelena pull up.

Hi.

Hello, Ahsha.

No.

Nope.

This is my wedding day and
you will not ruin it.

I'm not staying.

I came with a gift.

What?

Miami, I'm backing off.

Derek's free to go.

Why?

Because that means you go too.

Derek is the Devils.

Which should tell you how
much I want you gone.

I can't believe it.

Well...

I can't believe you're wearing white,

so we're even.

Thank you.

I trust I'll never see you again.

And it's not a request.

Is everything okay?

Everybody's ready.

Okay, one more minute.

Jelena.

When are you telling the police?

I'm not.

You're gonna hold it over me.

You're off the hook, Sloane.

I don't trust you.

What would it take to convince you?

Telling you that

maybe I know more about what
a mother is capable of doing

for her child than you could ever know.

Or that...

even the most contemptible people

deserve a fresh start.

You do have a heart.

Sloane, I'm a badass

for taking a bullet from
an unknown shooter.

God forbid someone find out I was shot

by some menopausal harpy.

I'm just borrowing her, Coach.

Dearly beloved, we are
gathered here today

to join Derek Roman and Ahsha Hayes

in holy matrimony.

I, Derek...

take you, Ahsha, to be my wife.

I promise to...

I promise to be your biggest fan.

And to cheer for you,

to watch you grow...

...and to learn from you...

...in sickness and in health

until death do us part.

I, Ahsha, take you, Derek,

to be my husband.

To laugh with, to cry with...

...to accept you for who you are,

like you've always accepted me.

Through ups and downs...

...you've accepted me for who I am.

You've offered me a kingdom

and now I offer you mine.

It might be humble...

...but you'll always be safe there.

You'll always be protected.

You'll always be home.

And... and babies.

I want lots of babies.

Then by the power vested in me...

I pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

How beautiful is she, though?

Ahsha Roman, ladies and gentlemen.

What did you think of the wedding?

Boring.

I couldn't agree more.

You know your mother
was a fan of Ahsha's.

You miss her?

Me too.

I know being alone is scary.

But... I'll figure something out.

I could maybe take you
in for a little bit

but it would only be temporary, okay?

I'm nothing like Raquel.

Far from it.

No one's perfect.

Okay, hon.

Everyone, it's time
to throw the bouquet.

Okay.

That was a good one.

Miami is...

so far.

I'll call you when the plane lands.

No, you call us from the plane.

Take care of my girl.

You got it, Coach.

Always.

I love you.

I love you.

Bye.

You excited?

Â♪ It's the beginning of forever Â♪

You've done good.

Yeah.

Â♪ It's the beginning of forever Â♪

How long are we supposed to sit here?

Congratulations, Kyle.

You're the new captain
of the Devil Girls.

I'm the what now?

Since Derek's out...

that means you're off the bench.

You always angled to be top dog.

Now you are.

Jude, as EVP, it is your job to see

that he stays in his lane.

If any of you make me
regret my decisions,

there will be hell to pay.

Got it?

Got it.

All the jockeying to rule this town...

me and Terrence, me and
you, Derek and Ahsha...

in the end you and Jude
wound up king and king of LA.

But make no mistake.

I'm still queen.

Devils Nation.

Rise up.

Â♪ He loves me like a drug Â♪

Are you ready, Mrs. Roman?

Now I am.