Hill Street Blues (1981–1987): Season 4, Episode 21 - Lucky Ducks - full transcript

HE'S COME A LONG WAY.
I WANT TO GIVE HIM THE SHOT.

JOBS GO TO
WHO'S QUALIFIED, MAN.

YOU--

[ANNOUNCER]
PREVIOUSLY ON
"HILL STREET BLUES"...

ERNESTO,
YOU GOT FRIENDS OUT HERE.

HE WANT ANYTHING
SPECIFIC?

[GUNSHOTS]

[MAN]
IT'S ALL RIGHT, DON'T SHOOT!

IT'S COOL,
IT'S COOL.

DAMN.

HE'S FINISHED.



WHO STARTED IT?

THEY CAME IN TO PAY BACK
THE BLOOD

ABOUT 20 DIABLOS
AND FOUR CARS.

JIMMY TELLS ME, UH,
YOU MIGHT HAVE AN INTEREST

IN MAKING SOME OTHER LOANS.

YOU MIGHT WANNA PUT SOME DOUGH
ON THE STREET.

IT'S A DEFINITE POSSIBILITY.

FRANCO APPROACHED WACHTEL
TO TOSS A SOUTH FERRY BUST

ON THESE VIDEO POKER GAMES.

ALAN HAD AGREED TO WEAR A WIRE
ON THESE GUYS.

WE HAD ARRANGED A MEETING
FOR TONIGHT AT THE LUCKY DEUCE.

GOD HELP ME,

I THINK I'M BECOMING
AN EXCITEMENT JUNKIE.

WHAT IS APOLLO?



APOLLO, APOLLO,
MY HORSE.

IF THE CITY COUNCIL
DOESN'T WANT HIM,

I DO
AND I'M GONNA KEEP HIM.

MR. FRANCO SAYS SEARCH.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
SEARCH HIM OR KISS HIM?

KEEP THE DOOR JAMMED,
GO ON, GO ON!

YOU'RE
AN EXCITABLE GUY, MIKE.

WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT?

I NEED FOR US
TO BE SEPARATE.

I GUESS THAT'S WHAT WE'LL
HAVE TO DO.

[BATES]
OKAY, PEOPLE, SHUT UP!

[POLICE CHATTERING]

ITEM 5,

LAST NIGHT, THE DIABLOS
AND THE BLOODS SQUARED OFF

ON SOUTH DECKER.

WE GOT TWO DEAD,
FIVE WOUNDED.

WORST SINGLE GANG INCIDENT
IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS.

NOW, PEOPLE, THIS
IS GONNA GET BAD, REAL BAD.

BUT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT IF
YOU PATROL ON GANG TURF,

YOU WEAR THAT VEST.

NOW, RELATED WARRANTS WILL BE
POSTED UPSTAIRS.

CHECK 'EM OUT.

MOST IMPORTANT BEING
MARCUS PEABODY

WHO'S NOW HEAD OF THE BLOOD.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

AND JESUS MARTINEZ.

I'M THE ONE
WHO'S GETTING MARRIED, NOT YOU.

SO YOU DON'T EVEN NEED
TO WORRY ABOUT IT.

ANDY?

WHAT?

JUST LET ME KNOW
WHEN I CAN GO ON, OKAY?

SARGE, I'M SITTING HERE ON
THE EVE OF MY NUPTIALS,

AND TWO OF MY GROOMSMEN
AND MY BEST MAN

HAVE YET TO DARKEN
A DOOR AT SAM TUXEDOS.

THIS IS ROLL CALL,
OFFICER RENKO.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

TRY TO TREAT PEOPLE LIKE ADULTS,
LOOK WHAT THEY DO TO YOU.

ITEM 6, MICK BELKER'S
OPERATION STRAIGHT FLUSH.

NOW, THIS IS THE TRY
AT TAKING DOWN

THE ILLUSTRIOUS LESTER FRANCO.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S TURNED INTO
A LOAN-SHARKING UNDERCOVER.

AND NOTE, MICK SAYS NO COPS
WILL GET PAPER.

[LAUGHTER]

[BATES]
PATROLS, HE'S WORKING OUT
OF THE LUCKY DEUCE

ON ARNOLD STREET.

LAST ITEM,

WHAT YOU PROBABLY
ALREADY KNOW,

TODAY BEGINS WHAT WE HOPE WILL
BE A LONG AND PROSPEROUS RUN

FOR LIEUTENANT CALLETANO
ON THE GAME SHOW "LUCKY DUCKS."

[ALL QUACKING]

WHICH REMINDS ME OF ONE OF ONLY
THREE JOKES THAT I KNOW--

[HILL]
DON'T TELL IT.

YEAH.

WHICH IS, UH, AHEM,

FAT GUY GOES INTO A BAR WITH
A DUCK ON HIS HEAD.

BARTENDER SAYS,
"HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THE PIG?"

THE GUY SAYS, "IT'S NOT A PIG,
IT'S A DUCK."

BARTENDER SAYS,
"I WAS TALKIN' TO THE DUCK."

[ALL QUACKING]

AYUCKA, YUCKA, YUCKA.

OKAY, LET'S ROLL.
LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.

[ALL CHATTERING]

ALL RIGHT,
FOR THOSE WHO WISH TO REMAIN

IN ANDREW RENKO'S WEDDING PARTY
AT 9:30 A.M. THIS MORNING,

BAR AN UNFORESEEABLE ACTION,

PLEASE SHOW UP
AT SAM WATERLOO'S TUXEDOS.

[POLICE CHATTER ON RADIO]

GOOD MORNING,
HOWARD.

HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE DAY?

I'M FAIR,
RAY.

JUST FAIR?

IT SEEMS THAT MY APOLLO
HAS COME DOWN

WITH A BIT OF A SNIFFLE.

I AM SURE
HE'LL BE JUST FINE, THOUGH.

WELL, HE'S AT THE VET NOW.

YOU KNOW, A GOOD HORSE TAKES
SICKNESS HARD.

HE'LL COME BACK QUICK,
BUT HE TAKES IT HARD.

THAT'S WONDERFUL, HOWARD.
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

ARE YOU DOING
THAT GAME SHOW TODAY?

THE COORDINATOR TOLD ME,

"START WHEN YOU OPEN
YOUR EYES.

"CHEERFUL, ENTHUSIASTIC.

EMBRACE THE DAY
WITH OPEN ARMS."

AND THIS, "101,000 FACTS."

"LUCKY DUCKS"
TAKES ITS QUESTIONS FROM IT.

DO YOU KNOW WHO FOUNDED

THE UNITED STATES COAST GUARD,
HOWARD?

YES, YES,
ALEXANDER HAMILTON.

LUCY.

OH, LUCY, PLEASE.

WHY CAN'T YOU ASK YOURSELF
THESE QUESTIONS?

I CHEAT.
I PEEK.

- JUST ONE.
- A HARD ONE.

OKAY.

DURING THE SIEGE OF CALAIS
IN 1346,

IN WHAT TOWNSHIP
WAS DAVID II OF SCOTLAND

DEFEATED AND TAKEN PRISONER?

[SIREN BLARING]

[POLICE RADIO]
WE HAVE A 9-11,

ARMED ROBBERY IN PROGRESS.

SEE SURPLUS STORE,

CORNER OF PEEBLES DRIVE
AND 124th STREET.

[MAUDLIN PIANO]

♪♪

[HORN HONKING]

HERE YOU GO,
MAN.

OH, THANKS, MAN.

HEEDLOCK?

TONY HEEDLOCK?

WHAT THE HELL KINDA NAME
IS HEEDLOCK?

THIS IS IT.

THIS IS THE DESCRIPTION
THEY GOT.

THE CALL JUST SAID HE PICKS UP

THE RACING FORM HERE
EVERY MORNING.

BUT A TIP
CAME IN FOR FINNEGAN, MAN.

NIGHT SHIFT CAN'T MAKE
ITS OWN BUSTS?

AY, FINNEGAN'S WIFE
WENT INTO LABOR LAST NIGHT, MAN.

AY, WHY DON'T YOU GRAB SOME
MORE, HUH, BABE?

HUH,
COME ON.

THIS GUY FITS.

TONY?
TONY HEEDLOCK?

HEY, WAIT A SECOND, MAN.

WE JUST WANNA
TALK TO YOU, TONY.

HEY, HOLD UP.
POLICE!

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

SLOW DOWN, MAN!

HEY.

SLOW DOWN!

POLICE!
FREEZE IT!

HIT THE WALL.
LET'S MOVE IT!

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FOR?
COME ON, UP AGAINST IT.

I THOUGHT
YOU GUYS WERE GONNA ROB ME.

I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING.

YOU AIN'T GO NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT, RIGHT, TONY?

OH,
COME ON.

LET'S MOVE IT.

CAPTAIN.

WE JUST PICKED UP
MARCUS PEABODY.

ETA IS FIVE MINUTES.

YOU HAVE THE RAW FILES
ON LAST NIGHT?

THE DIABLO PARTY?

FOR SIGHTINGS,
MARCUS LEADING THE BLOOD.

NOBODY I.D.'d HIS--

ENDANGER INCRIMINATE
PEABODY?

SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT THE LUCKY
DEUCE LAST NIGHT, FRANK.

YEAH, I HEAR THINGS WERE
A LITTLE HARRIED, ALAN.

I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'RE PUNNING,

BUT I CAN TELL YOU
IN A SERIOUS VAIN,

THANK GOD
FOR MICHAEL BELKER.

DID YOU RUN THE PARTICULARS
FOR RAY?

HE'S COORDINATING.
RAY?

FRANCO'S GOON PAID ME
HALF THE BRIBE.

I GET
THE OTHER HALF WHEN I RULE

ON THAT LIQUOR-AUTHORITY BUST
THIS MORNING.

THE STRAIGHT FLUSH.

WE GOT LESTER FRANCO
BY THE PROVERBIALS, LIEUTENANT.

WHOLE TRANSACTION ON TAPE.

YOU'VE DONE
A HECK OF A JOB, ALAN.

SO WHEN DO WE SPRING
THE TRAP, FRANK?

WE DO WE CLOSE OUR JAWS
AND GRIND THESE VERMIN TO PULP?

BERNSTEIN WILL KEEP
YOU POSTED.

I REALLY HAVE TO--

CAPTAIN,
PEABODY.

[OFFICER]
HE'S GOT PEABODY.

YOU GOT CHARGES,
FURILLO?

I HAVE A PROMISE.

YOUR GANG DID CRIMES
LAST NIGHT.

WE'RE GONNA
PUT THOSE PEOPLE AWAY.

THAT'S YOUR THING,
AIN'T IT?

BUSTING WHO GETS ATTACKED.

AND YOURS IS SEEING YOURSELF
AS A VICTIM.

WE KNOW THAT
DIABLO'S MOVED ON THE BLOOD.

IT DOESN'T GIVE YOU
LICENSE TO KILL.

LOOK, DON'T TELL ME
MY RIGHTS, FURILLO.

I STOPPED PLAYING
BY YOUR RULES YESTERDAY.

YOUR SAD STORY INTERESTS ME
NOT AT ALL, MARCUS.

YESTERDAY YOU MAY
HAVE BEEN TRYING TO HELP.

TODAY YOU'RE PART
OF THE PROBLEM.

THIS IS NOTICE.

I WANT A TRUCE,
AND I'M GONNA SQUEEZE YOU HARD

TILL I GET IT OR TILL I GET
YOU OUT.

IS THAT A FACT?

YEAH, WELL, DON'T SQUEEZE
TOO HARD.

THAT'S IT.
MAKE THE MISTAKE.

LET'S DELIVER,
HENRY.

BLOOD GETS NO RHYTHM.

EVERY BUST STICKS NO MATTER
HOW LOW-RENT.

SO DO WE GO HARD
ON THE DIABLOS, TOO?

NOT TILL WE TALK TO JESUS.

WE MAY AVERT THINGS
BY THEN.

HI.

HI.

I WAS TRYING
TO SELL MY MOTHER'S OLD CAR.

AND THIS GUY WHO GOT HURT,
PHIL,

HE KEPT SAYING
THE TRANSMISSION WAS SHOT.

HE DIDN'T GET HURT,
MR. HEEDLOCK.

HE'S IN A COMA.

NOW, THE TWO OF YOU
LEFT THE BAR TOGETHER?

YEAH, HE KEPT SAYING HE WANTED
TO TEST DRIVE IT AGAIN.

SO WE DROVE IT
AROUND A LITTLE WHILE.

AND THEN HE ASKED ME
TO LET HIM OFF.

AND SAYONARA,
THE NEXT THING I KNOW,

I'M UNDER ARREST.

IS THAT RAP SHEET CORRECT?
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED.

ABSOLUTELY.

I MEAN, COME ON, THEY BRING ME
IN HERE FOR ROBBERY

AND ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE,

AND MY MOM WILL TELL YOU,
I DON'T EVEN SWAT FLIES.

NOW, DO YOU THINK WE
CAN GET TO COURT BEFORE LUNCH?

WHY IS THAT,
MR. HEEDLOCK?

I HAVE A JOB APPOINTMENT.
I'M MY MAMA'S SOLE SUPPORT.

MR. HEEDLOCK,
I'M YOUR ADVOCATE.

SPARE ME THE JOB APPOINTMENTS,
ALL RIGHT?

YOU'VE GOT AN OUT-OF-STATE
RECORD, DON'T YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOUR RAP SHEET DIDN'T PICK UP
THE OUT-OF-STATES.

YOU'RE ANGLING
FOR A FAST ARRAIGNMENT

BEFORE THE B.C.I CHECK SHOWS
YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY

IN A FEW JURISDICTIONS.

[CHUCKLES]

LOOK, MY MAMA'S GONNA MEET US
AT COURT WITH SOME REFERENCES.

SO CAN WE HURRY UP?

GIVE ME
YOUR STATEMENT.

WELL, WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK?

I DON'T KNOW,
ANDY.

KINDA BLUISH.

FUNNY,
DOESN'T LOOK BLUISH.

HEY, RENKO, YOU THINK YOUR DAD
IS REALLY GONNA FIT IN THIS?

WELL, HE'S ALMOST
THE SAME SIZE AS YOU ARE, RUDY.

SAY, HOW'S THIS COLOR
FOR GIRTH?

YOU SAID YOU WANTED A PASTEL.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

SHE SAID IT, NOT ME.

[MAN]
FANTASTIC.

EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME,
EXCUSE ME.

[HILL]
IT'LL BE FINE, ANDY.

I DON'T KNOW IF THESE LOOK
SO GOOD, YOU KNOW?

THESE CUFFS ARE--

HEY, HEY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HEY, YOU CRAZY, MAN?

SORRY, SON, INSTRUCTIONS
FROM THE CREDIT CARD COMPANY.

TAKE OFF THE SUITS.

WE GOT A GIG IN AN HOUR.
MY COUSIN'S GETTING MARRIED.

YOU'RE GONNA BLOW
THE WHOLE THING!

THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.

NOW, COME ON,
TAKE OFF THE MONKEY SUITS.

WE DON'T WANT TO MAKE A FEDERAL
CASE OUT OF THIS.

THERE'S GONNA BE
400 PEOPLE THERE.

WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO
FOR MUSIC?

THE SUITS COME OFF NOW!

WHAT IS GOING ON
HERE, SAM?

HIS PLASTIC'S NO GOOD.

AND THEY'RE MAKING
A FEDERAL CASE.

WHY DON'T YOU MIND
YOUR OWN BUSINESS, PORK LIPS?

YEAH.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
THAT MAN JUST ASKED YOU

TO GET OUT
OF THOSE TUXEDOS.

WHAT, YOU WANT US TO GET
OUT OF THESE TUXEDOS?

THERE.

[SAM]
DON'T RIP, DON'T RIP!

THERE.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT IS REAL FUNNY
THERE, BOY.

BUT I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S FUNNIER.

YOU LOOK RIGHT HERE AT ALL
MY FRIENDS.

THEY'RE ALL POLICEMEN,
AND YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

[SHOUTING]

HEY, CAREFUL,
WATCH IT!

OH, NO.

EASY, EASY,
THAT'S MERCHANDISE.

DON'T TRASH THE STORE, HUH?

LOOK AT THIS MESS.
WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS?

[GRUNTING AND GROANING]

[POLICE DISPATCHER ON RADIO]

2203 RESPONDING.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.

HEY, JOE,
WE GOT A DISTURBANCE CALL.

STAY PUT NOW.

ALL RIGHT,
IT'S YOUR COLLAR, GUYS.

[HILL]
GET MY CUFFS.

[MAN]
ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME.

OH, LORDY, LOOK WHAT THIS
LITTLE MUTANT'S DONE

TO MY BRAND-NEW WEDDING SUIT.

SOMETHING
I CAN HELP YOU WITH?

YEAH, I'M LOOKING TO BORROW
SOME MONEY.

LOOKING
FOR LESTER FRANCO.

YOU CAN TALK TO ME.

FRANCO LET YOU
MAKE LOANS?

THAT DEPENDS HOW MUCH
AND FOR WHAT.

[FRANCO]
JOEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

HEY, MR. FRANCO,
SOMEBODY HERE TO SEE YOU.

SOMEBODY WHO?

MARCUS PEABODY.

SO WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU,
MARCUS PEABODY?

I NEED 25 GRAND.

SAME ARRANGEMENTS YOU GAVE
TO LOUIS JOYCE.

WHAT'S GOOD, JOEY?

NOW, LOUIS,
THAT'S MY HALF BROTHER.

SIT DOWN HERE.

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING
FROM THE BAR, MARCUS?

N.G., MIKE.

WHAT?

I TOLD YOU,
ANYTHING CONTROVERSIAL

REFER BACK TO
LESTER.

WHAT'S CONTROVERSIAL?

A SMOKE IN GANG COLORS?
COME ON.

[FRANCO]
AND THE PURPOSE OF THIS LOAN,

WOULD THIS BE IN THE SAME AREA
THAT LOUIS WAS INVOLVED WITH?

RIGHT.

'CAUSE A LOAN LIKE THIS, MARCUS,
WE GET 50 POINTS A WEEK,

PLUS A CERTAIN
AMOUNT OF SUPERVISION,

PLUS A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF
PRODUCT CONTROL

IF THE MONEY'S SATISFIED.

SO WHEN DO I GET
THE MONEY?

HEY, HEY, TAKE IT EASY HERE,
PARNELLI JONES.

GIVE US A CHANCE TO DO
A LITTLE CREDIT WORK ON YOU.

UH, NOW, LOUIS, HE'S AWAY,
AIN'T HE?

HE'S IN THE JOINT.

HE GETS CALLS
BETWEEN 11:00 AND 11:30.

SO WE'LL GIVE HIM A CALL.

ASK AROUND
IN A FEW PLACES.

ASK ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT YOU.

HEY, DON'T WORRY.

WE DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE LATE
PAYING YOUR PHONE BILL.

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
YOU WANNA KNOW, MAN, ALL RIGHT?

I GOT A WAR.

I'M GONNA MOVE SOME STUFF
TO PAY FOR IT.

YOU GET 50 POINTS A WEEK.

HEY, MARCUS,
DON'T GET EXCITED OVER HERE.

YOU'RE ASKING US TO COME UP
WITH A BIG NUMBER.

GIVE US A FEW HOURS
TO LOOK INTO YOU.

COME ON, COME ON,
BE OPTIMISTIC, YOU KNOW.

DON'T DO ME NO GOOD KEEPING
MY MONEY IN MY POCKETS.

COME ON,
I'LL WALK YOU OUT.

SO I'LL HEAR FROM YOU TODAY?

ABSOLUTELY.

TAKE IN A MOVIE
OR SOMETHING.

WHAT IS IT WITH THIS GUY?

I WAS JUST TELLING HIM,
MR. F.

IT WAS MY MISTAKE.

THE LOANS, MIKE, YOU'RE PROBABLY
BETTER OFF LEAVING TO ME,

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES
TO PUSHING DOPE.

YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE HIM THE LOAN?

WE'LL SEE HOW HE CHECKS OUT.

I LOVE
THIS LITTLE GUY.

ALWAYS LOOKIN' TO GET
IN TROUBLE.

COME ON, MIKE,
I'LL BUY YOU A BEER.

[HORNS BLARING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

THERE HE IS.
BUST HIM.

- WHAT'S HE DOING?
- HE'S GETTING RICH.

PEOPLE LINING UP,
BRINGING HIM STUFF.

EGGSHELLS, RAZORS, BUCKS.

MY CLIENTELE DON'T
LIKE CROWDS.

WHAT'S HE DOING WITH THE CAR?

WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?

HANG ON TO THIS.

I SAID 20 BUCKS
FOR THE WHOLE INTERIOR.

HEY, I GOT SCRUPLES.

I DON'T EAT
NOTHING RELIGIOUS.

SIR,
IS THIS YOUR CAR?

HE TOWED IT HERE.

IT'S A JUNKER.
I USE IT TO GET ATTENTION.

[OFFICER]
ANYBODY HERE?

ALL RIGHT, SIR, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO COME WITH US.

I'M JUST GETTING STARTED--

NO, YOU'RE JUST GETTING
ARRESTED.

WHAT'S THE CHARGE?

PUBLIC NUISANCE,
OKAY?

AND IF YOU DON'T COME ALONG,
IT'S RESISTING, TOO.

OH, COME ON!

AY.

IT'S A CRIME
TO HAVE TALENT, HUH?

PEOPLE COME TO ME WITH THEIR
SADISTIC IMPULSES.

I TURN THAT
IMPULSE AROUND, THAT'S ALL.

- I'M AN ARTIST.
- RIGHT.

- I AM AN ARTIST.
- PUT YOUR HANDS UP.

[OFFICER]
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FINGER?

- OH, I, UH--
- HEY, DON'T ASK.

HE LIKES CARROTS, DOCTOR.

IF ANYTHING WILL GET HIM
ON HIS FEET, IT'S--

YOU KNOW,
I WAS JUST REMEMBERING, UH,

OF COURSE, THIS IS WITHOUT
SCIENTIFIC BASIS,

BUT WE USED
TO USE WARM WATER AND CLOVE.

WELL, IT'S BAD WHEN A HORSE
LIES DOWN LIKE THIS,

ISN'T IT, DOCTOR?

NO, NO, YOU WON'T SEE
ANY FLAGGING OF HOPE

FROM THIS QUARTER, SIR.

AND YOU DO KNOW
THAT I'M MORE THAN WILLING

TO COME TO THE STABLE.

THANK YOU.
YOU DO HAVE THE NUMBER?

[OFFICER]
WHAT'S THE BIGGEST THING
THERE IS?

THANK YOU, DOCTOR.

[MAN]
NATURAL OR MANMADE.

YOU HAVE TO ENCOURAGE HIM?

[OFFICER]
JUST CURIOUS?

[MAN]
I'D HAVE TO SAY A BILLBOARD.

YOU EVER
EAT A FIRECRACKER?

COME ON, DYNAMITE,
FULMINATE A MERCURY.

NITROGLYCERIN.

WHERE'S MY PEN?

WHERE'S MY RETRACTOR?

MAYBE YOU WANNA BE
HIS MANAGER, RUDY, HUH?

YOU, IF YOU THINK EATING MY PEN
IS GONNA GET YOU OUTTA HERE,

YOU'RE WRONG.

[GRUNTS]

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I WAS FOOLING AROUND.

I WAS BORED.

THIS IS A FELT-TIP.

[JESUS]
YOU'LL WHAT?!

THEY'RE GONNA TEAR YOU UP!

SOUNDS LIKE
A THREAT.

A STONE GUARANTEE.

EASY, JESUS.

IN THE PLACE WITHOUT WARRANTS.
THEIR PIECES WERE OUT.

THAT'S GREAT, JESUS.

WHEN DID YOU BECOME
SUCH A CONSTITUTIONAL LAWYER?

MY KID AND WIFE WERE THERE.

OH.

THANKS, LUCY.

YOU BEST CALL
YOUR PEOPLE OFF, FURILLO.

I AIN'T LYING.

THE DIABLOS WERE IN
A PITCHED BATTLE LAST NIGHT.

I WANT SOME ANSWERS
FROM YOU.

ANYONE SEE ME THERE?

AM I OVERESTIMATING YOU,
JESUS?

DIABLOS GO FOR
A PAYBACK WITHOUT YOU IN FRONT?

I WAS AT A MOTEL ON
THE PARKWAY.

I GOT A PHOTO
OF ME AND THE CLERK

IN FRONT OF A TELEVISION
AT THE 11:00 NEWS.

SORT OF SUGGESTS YOU KNEW
TROUBLE WAS COMING, JESUS.

WHAT?
IS THAT A CRIME NOW?

I DON'T BUY IT THAT YOU'RE OUT
AS LEADER.

BUY IT, FURILLO.

I WALKED OUT OF THE WAR COUNCIL
LAST NIGHT.

I LAID DOWN MY COLORS.

WHAT WOULD IT TAKE
TO GET YOU BACK?

YOU AIN'T GOT IT, BRO.

I NEED SOMEONE
TO STAND OFF WITH MARCUS.

I NEED A LEADER TO SPEAK
FOR A TRUCE.

I CAN'T DO IT,
NOT EVEN IF I WANTED TO.

DIABLOS WON'T TAKE PEACE AS LONG
AS PEABODY'S BREATHING.

THEY WOULD
IF YOU LED THEM TO IT.

YOU WANT ME BACK?!

I GOTTA KILL A BLOOD
IN THESE COLORS.

ARE YOU WILLING
TO PAY THE PRICE?!

I'LL SAVE YOU THE PROBLEM,
FURILLO.

I AIN'T WILLING.

I GOT A WIFE AND A JOSELITO,
AND LIFE GOES ON, BRO.

WE'RE THROUGH.

[FURILLO]
I HOPE YOUR ALIBI STANDS UP,

'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THESE SHOOTINGS.

I'LL GET YOU A PHOTO

AS SOON AS THE ROLL
IS DEVELOPED.

LISTEN, FRANKIE,

MY SYMPATHIES
FOR YOUR SITUATION.

MY SYMPATHIES FOR
WHAT'S COMING.

OKAY, HENRY,
THE DIABLOS, TOO.

HE'S RIGHT.

IT'S GONNA BE LIKE
'78 ALL-OUT WAR.

WOULD YOU
EXCUSE US A MINUTE, HENRY?

SURE.

HOW ARE YOU?

OKAY.

HOW ARE YOU?

WHERE'D YOU SLEEP?

UH, THE WARRICK.

DID WE EVER HAVE 308?

[CHUCKLES]

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T REMEMBER.

I FEEL SO TOTALLY STRANGE
AROUND HERE.

I WANT
TO SEE YOU SO MUCH.

CAN WE HAVE DINNER?
IS THAT ALL RIGHT?

SURE.

I LOVE YOU, FRANK.

I LOVE YOU.

I'LL CHECK LATER.
SEE HOW YOUR TIME'S GOING.

- MS. DAVENPORT?
- YES.

I'VE GOT THE MOTHER
OF TONY HEEDLOCK OUT HERE.

THANK YOU.

CAPTAIN, I THINK I CAN HELP YOU
WITH THIS GANG THING.

HOW?

MARCUS PEABODY COMES IN
AN HOUR AGO

AND ASKS FRANCO
TO BANKROLL A DRUG DEAL.

THEY'RE MEETING IN A LITTLE
WHILE TO DEAL ALONE.

IF YOU WANNA
SEND SOME GUYS OVER THERE,

WE CAN TAKE THEM BOTH.

IS THERE ANY WAY
TO ACCESS THE DRUGS?

MIGHT BE POSSIBLE.

FRANCO WANTS ONE
OF HIS PEOPLE BABY-SITTING.

I'D REALLY LIKE TO TAKE
PEABODY HOLDING.

OKAY, LET'S FOLLOW
THIS ONE A LITTLE FURTHER.

YES, SIR.

FREQUENT CONTACT, MICK.

YES, SIR.

HENRY.

MICK THINKS HE MAY HAVE
A WAY TO PEABODY.

SURE AREN'T GONNA
BUST HIM FOR LAST NIGHT?

LET ME GET WAY OUT OF LINE.

EVERYTHING OKAY
BETWEEN YOU AND JOYCE?

WE SEPARATED LAST NIGHT.

OOH.

I'M SORRY.

IS IT THAT OBVIOUS?

I DON'T KNOW,
I JUST RECOGNIZED THE LOOK

FROM WHEN RACHEL
AND I SPLIT UP.

LET'S HOPE
IT'S ONLY FOR A FEW WEEKS.

OH, YEAH, I'M SURE YOU'LL GET
BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

ANYWAY,
ANYTIME YOU'D LIKE TO TALK.

THANKS, HENRY.

I THOUGHT
WE WERE GOING TO MEET

AT THE COURTHOUSE,
MRS. HEEDLOCK.

TONY THOUGHT
THIS MIGHT SAVE TIME.

I BROUGHT HIS LAST PAY STUB,

STATEMENT
OF AN ALIBI WITNESS,

HIS RENTAL LEASE WITH
HIS NAME ON IT.

HERE ARE
STATEMENTS OF NEIGHBORS.

TONY'S A SAINT
IN OUR BUILDING.

I'M SURE HE IS.

HERE'S THE NUMBER
OF THE PROBATION DEPARTMENT.

THEY MAKE OUT
THE BAIL REPORT.

YEAH, I ALREADY DROPPED COPIES
WITH THEM.

GOT TO HAVE
TONY OUT, YOU KNOW?

HE'S MY SOLE SUPPORT.

HE TOLD ME.

YOU'RE GOING TO GET HIM INTO
COURT BEFORE LUNCH THEN?

DID TONY TELL YOU WHY THAT
WAS IMPORTANT, MRS. HEEDLOCK?

HE'S TRYING TO END-RUN SOME
OUT-OF-STATE WARRANTS.

HE TOLD ME
IT WAS FOR THE JOB INTERVIEW.

AND I BELIEVE HIM.

OH, EXCUSE ME,
MS. DAVENPORT.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, LIEUTENANT.

GOOD LUCK TODAY.

THANK YOU.

I THINK I'M GONNA NEED IT.

[SIREN BLARING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

HEY, MISTER, IT'S GONNA GET YOU
SOME DAYS, PAL.

FOR BLOWING GAUGE?

MAN, YOU'RE OUT
OF YOUR MIND.

- YEAH?
- SEE ME NOW?

YEAH, MAN,
I DO A COMPUTER REPAIR.

SELL THE BUSINESS.

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RUN
OR RESIST ARREST.

ALL THOSE NOT BEING DETAINED

WILL PLEASE
CLEAR THE AREA.

ALL THOSE BEING DETAINED,
MAKE NOTE OF THIS DATE.

THOSE THAT DID RIGHT,
INSCRIBE IT ON YOUR CALENDAR.

AS OF TODAY, YOU WILL NOT
WEAR COLORS

AND DROP
GUM WRAPPERS IN THE STREET.

YOU WILL NOT WEAR THEM AND PLAY
LOUD MUSIC.

WHO YOU THINK
YOU HASSLIN', SUCKA?

ISN'T THIS PRETTY CLEAR WHO
WE'RE HASSLING?

WE'RE HASSLING YOU!

MIKEY.

SIT DOWN,
MARCUS.

WHAT'S DOING?

- COFFEE?
- NO.

[FRANCO]
I'M AFRAID I DON'T GOT
GOOD NEWS FOR YOU.

MMM, JEEZ, MIKE.

THIS GUY MARCUS CAME UP
40 DIFFERENT KINDS OF TROUBLE.

HE'S NOT GETTING
THE LOAN?

WELL, IN THE PAST 24 HOURS,

HE GETS FIRED FROM
A CITY JOB,

CROAKS SOME P.R.
WHO'S HOLDING HIM HOSTAGE--

AND HE'S INVOLVED
IN A GANG WAR.

HE'S REALLY ON A ROLL,
YOUR FRIEND MARCUS.

HEY, HE WANTS TO MOVE DRUGS.

HE'S NOT GONNA BE
CITIZEN OF THE YEAR.

HEY, HEY, NOW LET'S KEEP IT
FRIENDLY HERE, MARCUS.

LET'S STAY SMART.

HOW YOU GONNA BE SMART, MAN?
I COME TO YOU WITH--

NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT.

THE PROBLEM IS
YOU'RE HOT.

I GOT A WAR TO FINANCE!

YOU WANT A HUNDRED POINTS?
A HUNDRED AND FIFTY--

IF IT DON'T MAKE
NO DIFFERENCE,

I'M TRYING TO MAKE
SOME SENSE TO YOU HERE.

LOOK, EITHER I MOVE SODA

OR I TAKE IT OFF OF
SOMEBODY ELSE.

I KNOW WHO YOU BANKROLL--

YOU SEE,
NOW YOU'RE MAKING THREATS.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, MAN.
I'LL TAKE YOU OUT.

CALM, CALM DOWN.

CALM DOWN.
NO, JIMMY, NO, NO!

JOEY.

JUST LET GO OF ME RIGHT NOW
AND WE'LL TALK SOME BUSINESS.

LET GO OF ME.

YOU'RE THIS SERIOUS
ABOUT THIS?

YOU'RE WILLING
TO SPEND 150 POINTS FOR THIS?

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

GIVE ME ABOUT AN HOUR
TO COME UP WITH THE DOUGH.

YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS?

I DIDN'T MEAN
TO GET EVIL.

- I GOT A TEMPER.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS SERIOUS.

IT'S IMPORTANT
TO YOU.

I'LL SEE YOU
IN AN HOUR, MARCUS.

[SNICKERS]

IF YOU WANNA PIECE
SOME OF THAT OUT, MR. F.,

150 POINTS SOUNDS VERY GOOD
TO ME.

WE'RE FINISHED FOR THE DAY
HERE, MIKE, ALL RIGHT?

SEE YOU TOMORROW.

YEAH,
I JUST WANNA--

LOOK, STOP GIVING ME
THIS CONVERSATION

ALL THE TIME,
ALL RIGHT, MIKE?

- YEAH.
- FORGET THE LOAN.

JUST CLEAN THIS UP HERE, MICKEY.
COME ON.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON, JOYCEY,
WHAT'S THE SCORE?

WE'RE DEALING
WITH A SCUMWAD HERE?

READ THE PROBATION REPORT,
YOUR HONOR.

ALL RIGHT.

REFERENCES,
MOTHER'S SOLE SUPPORT,

NO PRIORS.

WEAK CASE?

SO-SO.

JUST HAPPENED, JUDGE.
STILL WORKING ON IT.

VICTIM'S IN A COMA.

I WOULDN'T SAY
THIS GUY'S A SAINT.

YOU'RE ASSUMING HE'S GUILTY.

WHAT BAIL
CAN HE MAKE, JOYCE?

MY CLIENT'S INFORMED ME
HE'S INDIGENT.

IF HE COULD GET OUT,
HIS FORMER EMPLOYER'S HERE.

[WOMAN]
JUDGE, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY

THAT THE ACCUSED WAS ONE
OF MY BEST EMPLOYEES.

YOU CAN HAVE A JOB WITH ME

WHENEVER YOU GET OUT,
MR. HEEDLOCK.

SORRY, JUDGE.

IT'S HEARTWARMING.

OKAY,
STEP BACK.

MR. HEEDLOCK?

I COMMEND YOU.

THEY MADE A FINE IMPRESSION
ON THE PROBATION DEPARTMENT.

YOU GOT A CLEAN RECORD.

FOR THESE REASONS, I'M SETTING
A BARGAIN-BASEMENT BAIL.

$12,000,
$1,200 CASH ALTERNATIVE.

I TOLD YOU MY CLIENT
WAS INDIGENT.

OF COURSE.

WELL, THEN
HE'LL STAY IN THE POKEY,

WHERE AN ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE
SUSPECT BELONGS!

PLEASE KNOW, MR. HEEDLOCK,
HOW IMPRESSED I WAS.

[BANGS GAVEL]
NEXT CASE.

I KEEP THINKING
OF THE MAD HATTER.

EXCUSE ME, MS. DAVENPORT?

UH, NOTHING,
YOUR HONOR.

OFF THE RECORD.

WHERE DO
I PAY BAIL?

THE INDIGENT MOTHER?

BUZZ OFF.

[MAN]
DOWN THE HALL, MAKE A LEFT.

HEY, NEAL?

FORGOT HEEDLOCK'S FBI SHEET.

MAN, THE GUY'S RUNNING BUNKO
IN SIX STATES.

WE JUST GOT TWO ASSAULTS

AND ARMED ROBBERY
FOR GOOD MEASURE.

TOO LATE, MAN.

GENTLEMEN?

HEY, HEEDLOCK,
NICE.

TONY NORTHROP IN GEORGIA,
TONY GRAUMAN IN FLORIDA,

TONY McDONALD,
TONY DOUGLAS.

WHAT'S HEEDLOCK?

LOCKHEED
TURNED AROUND.

WHAT CAN I SAY,
I LIKE AIRPLANES.

YOU BETTER SHOW UP FOR YOUR DAY
IN COURT, MAN,

OR WE COMING TO GET'CHA.

[MAN]
CAN YOU HOLD THAT ELEVATOR, DAN?

EXCUSE ME.

HEEDLOCK, THAT WAS
YOUR CASE, RIGHT?

SURE, WHY?

WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING,
YOU SEE, I'M A LAW STUDENT.

DID YOU KNOW HE HAD
ALL THESE PRIORS?

HAVE YOU STUDIED
ATTORNEY-CLIENT PRIVILEGE YET?

YEAH.

BUT I'M JUST SAYING,
KNOWING THAT,

AS A LAWYER,
DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU SICK?

I CAN'T AFFORD TO BE SICK
ALL THE TIME, DETECTIVE.

I AM A LITTLE NERVOUS.
CAN YOU TELL?

NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

EVERYBODY GETS
A LITTLE NERVOUS.

EVERYBODY?
REALLY?

WHY, OF COURSE,
AND MOST OF THEM DO JUST FINE.

I'M JUST A LITTLE CONCERNED.

[MAN]
FIVE MINUTES, PLEASE.

I HAVE AN UNCERTAIN STOMACH.

OH, VERY FEW PEOPLE
ACTUALLY BARF.

[HOST]
LET'S HAVE A HAND
FOR OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.

[OFFICERS CHEERING]

[HILL]
COME ON, HUSH UP, YOU GUYS.

[HOST]
SERVING COMMAND
AT THE HILL STREET PRECINCT,

FRIENDS SAY HE HAS AN ARRESTING
PERSONALITY,

A WARM WELCOME
TO LIEUTENANT RAY CALLETANO.

YOU READY TO PLAY, RAY?

YES.

GOOD.

WELL, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN
GET YOU STARTED

BEFORE A COMMERCIAL BREAK.

TAKE YOUR FIRST SHOT,
RAY.

COME ON, LIEUTENANT!

ALL RIGHT!

HOW MANY DUCKS
DOES HE GOTTA HIT?

JUST ONE DUCK PER QUESTION.

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

[GUNSHOT]

HE GOT IT,
HE GOT IT.

NICE.

$50 IS
AN AMERICAN-HISTORY DUCK.

HERE'S YOUR QUESTION--

WHAT PRESIDENT MADE HIS HOME

AT THE VIRGINIAN ESTATE
OF MONTICELLO?

[MUSIC PLAYS ON TV]

WAS IT THOMAS JEFFERSON?

THOMAS JEFFERSON
IS RIGHT!

[ALL CHEERING]

LIEUTENANT RAY CALLETANO WILL
TAKE HIS SECOND ROUND

AFTER THESE
COMMERCIAL MESSAGES.

HEY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.

LOOKS LIKE
HE GOT THE GROOVE, HUH?

STAY AS CLOSE
AS YOU CAN, MICK?

YEAH, KEEP ME POSTED.

THANKS A LOT,
MISTER.

FOR WHAT?

THE MESSAGE
YOU LEFT ON MY MACHINE.

AMAZING AS IT MAY SEEM
TO YOU, FRANK,

I HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE, TOO.

WHEN YOU AND JOYCE CANCEL PLANS
TO TAKE FRANK JR.--

WE'VE SEPARATED, FAY.

WHO HAS?

JOYCE AND I.

OH, BOY.

SHE SAYS SHE NEEDS TIME
TO SORT THINGS OUT.

SAYS IT'LL
ONLY BE A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

OH.

I WISH I COULD
THINK OF SOME AWFUL CLICHÉ

THAT WOULD SOMEHOW
BE COMFORTING.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST
BEFORE THE DAWN.

YOU HAVE YOUR HEALTH,
YOU HAVE EVERYTHING?

AN APPLE A DAY?
OH, THAT MAKES NO SENSE.

AS IF THE OTHERS DID?

[BOTH LAUGH]

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST--

IF AT FIRST
YOU DON'T SUCCEED--

ANY PORT IN A STORM?

HOW ABOUT THE OLDEST ONE
IN THE BOOK?

YOUR EX-WIFE
STILL LOVES YOU.

[GUNSHOT]

[HOST]
GOT IT!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WELL, IT'S YOUR SIXTH DUCK,
RAY CALLETANO.

NOW, IF YOU CAN PROVIDE US
WITH YOUR SIXTH CORRECT ANSWER,

YOU'LL BOOST YOUR WINNINGS
TO $3,500.

AS IMPORTANTLY,
THAT MONEY WILL BE SHELTERED

IN A "LUCKY DUCK" BLIND.

IF YOU SHOULD LOSE
IN A SUBSEQUENT ROUND,

THAT MONEY WOULD STILL
BE YOURS.

- ARE YOU READY?
- READY.

[OFFICER]
HE'S READY, HE'S READY.

A NUMBER OF CULTURES
CAN LAY HISTORICAL CLAIM

TO THE DISCOVERY OF AMERICA.

RAY CALLETANO,
FOR $3,500

AND YOUR FIRST
"LUCKY DUCK" BLIND,

NAME THREE OF THOSE CULTURES.

I CAN ONLY
THINK OF COLUMBUS.

I CAN REPEAT THE QUESTION
ONCE.

GO FOR IT.

[HILL]
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
COME ON.

[BUZZER]

I'M SORRY, LIEUTENANT.

WE COULD HAVE ACCEPTED
EGYPTIANS, DANES, PORTUGUESE,

SPANIARDS, INDIANS,
AND ESKIMOS.

WELL, MANY THANKS--

POOR GUY.

[HILL]
THAT SPELLS RAY.

SOMETIMES BETTER BEING POOR.

- DETECTIVE?
- MRS. HEEDLOCK.

MRS. HEEDLOCK, NOTHING.
I'M NOT HIS MOTHER.

I GOT TAKEN.

I GIVE THAT BUM EVERY NICKEL.

HE LOVES ME.
HE LOVES ME FOREVER.

WE'D HE DO, MA'AM?

HE RAN OFF
WITH THAT WHORE,

HIS FORMER EMPLOYER.

GLORIA,
SHE'S IN ON IT, TOO.

BIG, WONDERFUL GLORIA WITH
THE BIG YOU KNOW WHAT.

MA'AM, ARE YOU SAYING
THAT HE'S JUMPING BAIL?

HE'S JUMPING HER.
HE'S JUMPING BAIL.

HE STOLE ALL MY MONEY.

I WANT HIS BUTT
IN THE SLAM.

YOU KNOW WHERE HE'S AT?

AT THE HOTEL,
THE HOTEL AT THE AIRPORT.

[MAN]
YOU THINK I'D DO THAT
FOR JUST ANYBODY, JERKFACE?

YOU AIN'T GOT THE MONEY.

YOU AIN'T GOT THE MONEY
IN A MILLION YEARS.

OKAY, OKAY,
WHAT'S GOING ON?

THEY WANT TO SEE ME EAT
A FINGER.

I LIVED SIX MONTHS
OFF OF THIS ONE.

HIGH ON THE HOG,
THE BEST HOTELS.

YOU'RE LUCKY I ATE A PAIR
OF PANTS FOR A LOUSY TEN BUCKS.

YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
GIVE ME ONE OF THOSE.

WHERE YOU GOING, MIKEY?

AY.

I SAW THE ADDRESS
LESTER WROTE.

I JUST THOUGHT I'D COME OVER.

IS THAT SO?

YEAH, I WANNA BE IN
ON THAT LOAN, YOU KNOW.

I WANNA BACK THAT GUY.

COME HERE.

GET IN.

SO WHAT'S GOING ON?

AGH, THE COLORED GUY'S LATE,
SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

[LAUGHS]

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

WHAT?

YOU GOT A CRUSH
ON ME?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

A CRUSH!

WELL, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

WHAT'S THIS VIBE
I'M GETTIN' OFF YOU, HUH?

I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I GOT
A LITTLE CRUSH ON YOU.

DID YOU EVER
KISS A GUY, MIKE?

I MEAN, NOT LIKE YOUR FATHER
OR SOMETHING.

LIKE A MAN,
ON THE LIPS.

NO.

'CAUSE I GOTTA TELL YOU
SOMETHING,

FROM THE VERY FIRST TIME
IN THE BAR, I HAD EYES FOR YOU.

I MEAN, TO ME, YOU'RE LIKE
A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE MONKEY.

[GUNSHOTS]

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT?

[CAR STARTS]

OH, MY GOD.

HEY, JUST CALM DOWN.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE, UNDERSTAND?

WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

I'M JUST EXPLAINING IT
TO HIM, MR. F.

HE'LL EXPLAIN.
BRING HIM TO THE DEUCE.

YOU'RE WITH HIM TILL
THEN, JIMMY.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

[CAR STARTS]

[HUNTER]
HOW IS HE, DOCTOR?

LIEUTENANT,
NOTHING?

NICE SHOOTING, LIEUTENANT.

THANK YOU.

HIS FEVER'S THAT HIGH?

WHAT ABOUT
HIS VITAL SIGNS?

I'M ON MY WAY.

MR. HEEDLOCK, GRAND LARCENY.

COMPLAINANT,
LILLY HEEDLOCK.

THERE HE IS, MR. AIRPLANE.

MR. B-52
AND HIS TRAMP.

THEY CAUGHT YOU, AND I'M GLAD.

DID YOU THINK I WAS
GONNA STAY WITH YOU, OLD BAG?

YOU'RE TOO TIRED,
TOO UGLY.

COME ON, WE'LL TAKE YOUR
STATEMENT IN THE SQUAD ROOM.

NOW COME THIS WAY.

TWO OF THEM WERE IN THE HOTEL
BY THE AIRPORT,

JUST LIKE SHE SAID,

HAVING
A MIDAIR COLLISION.

SO SOON WE MEET AGAIN.

SHIPS IN THE NIGHT,
MR. HEEDLOCK.

YOU'RE NOT INDIGENT, AND I'M
GOING ON VACATION IN TWO DAYS.

YOU'LL BE REASSIGNED.

HEY, WHERE YOU GOING,
ANTIGUA?

I'LL MAKE BAIL AGAIN.
I'LL SEE YOU DOWN THERE.

OKAY, MR. HEEDLOCK.

[COFFEY]
HEY, RENKO, READY FOR TONIGHT?

I HAVE RESERVATIONS ON THIS
REHEARSAL DINNER, JOSEPH.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
IT'S STILL DICUBIAK, RIGHT?

NO, NO, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I MEAN.

WHAT I MEAN IS I'M CONCERNED.

IT'S MY FIRST CHANCE
I'M GONNA MEET MY NEW RELATIONS.

AND I WANT EVERYTHING
TO GO PERFECT.

LITTLE FORKS
FOR THE SALADS, JOE.

AY, WHAT AM I, CONAN?

CUBIAK.

7:30.
BATES.

HOW MANY?

ADDRESS.

GOT IT.

CAPTAIN!

WE GOT A GANG HIT.

FIVE BODIES,
ONE OF THEM MARCUS PEABODY.

- DID BELKER PHONE IT IN?
- NO, A CITIZEN.

- WHERE?
- 47th AND BUTLER.

IT'S A WAREHOUSE.

THEY SAYS IT'S
AS BAD AS A SLAUGHTERHOUSE.

[SIREN BLARING]

[SIRENS BLARING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[CALLETANO]
WE NEED ALL THE INFORMATION

SO I CAN HAVE
THE REPORT READY.

ONE BLOOD SURVIVOR.
HE SAID HE WAS MOBBED.

WHEN WAS THE LAST CONTACT
WE HAD WITH BELKER?

HOUR AND A HALF.

WE HAVE
TO FIND HIM.

THE DEUCE, THE CLUB,
THE JOINT DOWN BY THE FERRY.

EVERY ONE OF THEIR PLACES,
LET'S MOVE.

ALL RIGHT, FRANK.

[SIREN BLARING]

I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT
ANYMORE!

IT'S YOUR BUSINESS TILL
IT INTERFERES WITH MY BUSINESS.

JIMMY AND I HAD THIS
CONVERSATION A LONG TIME AGO.

NO ARGUMENT,
MR. FRANCO.

MIKE'S A RIGHT GUY.

MIKE'S JUST FOLLOWING ME AROUND
BECAUSE HE'S GOT A CRUSH.

WHY SHOULD I HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT THIS, HUH?

OR WHAT YOU SEEN
OR DIDN'T SEE?

HE DIDN'T SEE NOTHIN', MR. F.

WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT IT?

NOW, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU, HUH?

UP IN THE AIR.

BECAUSE YOU COME IN HERE WITH
A LITTLE FRESH DOUGH,

YOU THINK
IT'S A BIG DEAL TO ME?

I'D CUT YOUR HEART OUT AS SOON
AS LOOK AT YOU.

YOU WANT TO CONTINUE
TO DO BUSINESS,

DON'T GIVE ME NO MORE
AGGRAVATION, YOU UNDERSTAND?

YES, SIR.

[OFFICER ON MEGAPHONE]
THIS IS THE POLICE.

LESTER FRANCO
AND ALL ASSOCIATES--

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!

THIS IS
A LOT OF CRAP.

[OFFICER ON MEGAPHONE]
I REPEAT, COME OUT
WITH YOUR HANDS UP.

DID YOU GET 'EM ALL?
NO WITNESSES?

TOOK 'EM ALL OUT.

ALL RIGHT,
PUT THE DAMN PIECES DOWN.

AND OPEN UP
THE DAMN DOOR!

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[GLASS SHATTERS,
BOWL CLANGS]

COME ON,
EVERYBODY MOVE BACK.

MOVE BACK, LET'S GO.

HEY.

I'M A COP, YOU DIRTBALL.

MIKEY.

GREAT, JIMMY.
YOU JUST KILLED US.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[TAPS GLASS]

I'D LIKE
TO PROPOSE A TOAST.

UH, I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY,
FIRST OF ALL,

THAT I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SEE THE DAY

THAT ANDY RENKO
WOULD TIE THE KNOT.

AND YOU STILL AIN'T SEEN
THAT DAY, JOE COFFEY.

WHAT YOU ARE SEEING
IS THE DAY BEFORE.

YEAH, WELL,
YOU'LL BE THERE TOMORROW

BECAUSE ANY GUY WOULD BE A JERK
TO WALK OUT ON A BRIDE

AS SWEET AND AS LOVELY
AS DARYL ANN.

SO I JUST WISH YOU
ALL THE HAPPINESS THERE IS.

[BATES]
GOOD LUCK.

OKAY.

I TRIED TO FIND
A REALLY GREAT TOAST SOMEWHERE,

BUT THEY ALL SEEMED
SORT OF CORNY.

SO I JUST WISH YOU GOOD LUCK,

AND, UH, I HOPE YOU HAVE
A TERRIFIC LIFE TOGETHER.

AND I THINK YOU MAKE A REALLY
GREAT COUPLE.

CHING, CHING.

[MAN]
SALUD, SALUD.

THANK YOU,
LUCILLE,

UH, MR. AND MRS. McCONNICKE.

I'D LIKE TO THANK Y'ALL FOR
COMING AND JOINING US TONIGHT.

AND I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING
ALL MY NEW RELATIONS

COME TOMORROW.

UH, JOE, LUCILLE,
NEAL,

IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS
WHEN ONE REALIZES

HOW CLOSE ONE'S FRIENDS ARE
WHEN YOU COME TO JOIN ME

AT AN IMPORTANT TIME
LIKE THIS, ME AND MY LIFE.

AND I'D LIKE TO TOAST
MY DARYL ANN,

WHO IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

I LOVE YOU, DARLING.

[WASHINGTON]
ALL RIGHT.

AND BOBBIE HILL,

WHO HAD A SMALL PART
IN MAKING ME REALIZE THAT.

GOD BLESS Y'ALL.

WELL, I'M NOT MUCH
FOR MAKING TOASTS.

I'M ABOUT AS GOOD AT THAT

AS DARYL ANN IS
AT TAKING PRECAUTIONS.

DADDY.

BUT I WANNA SAY THAT I HOPE
THE COUPLE HAS A HAPPY FUTURE.

[CLEARS THROAT]

AND I GUESS,
WITH SO MANY POLICE,

Y'ALL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT PARKING TICKETS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

OR WHATEVER PART OF TOWN
Y'ALL FIND YOURSELVES IN.

AND I'VE GOTTEN A CHANCE TO KNOW
BOBBIE HILL A LITTLE,

AND HE SEEMS LIKE
A REAL NICE BOY.

BEST WISHES TO EVERYBODY.

UH, WELL NOW,
UM...

I WANNA THANK MR. McCONNICKE

AND SAY IT'S A GOOD THING
HE LIKES ME

SINCE I'M SURE HE'S QUITE
FAMILIAR WITH THE OLD TRADITION

THAT IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO
THE GROOM BEFORE THE WEDDING,

THEN THE BEST MAN IS SUPPOSED
TO STEP RIGHT IN THERE.

[LAUGHTER]

WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TRADITION THAT IS,

BUT ANYBODY RUNS OUT ON
MY LITTLE GIRL,

AND I'M PERFECTLY WILLING TO
TAKE CARE OF HER AND HIM MYSELF.

[CHUCKLES]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT EITHER ONE
OF YOU GUYS IS TALKING ABOUT,

'CAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET ME AWAY
FROM THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL

WITH A TOW TRUCK.

OH, THAT'S NOT WHAT ANYBODY'S
TALKING ABOUT, ANDY.

SO, UH, YOU FOLKS HAVE
A NICE TRIP UP?

YOU TAKE THE INTERSTATE?

I KNEW HE WAS LYING THROUGH
HIS TEETH.

I KNEW
HE WANTED TO GET INTO COURT

BEFORE HIS OUT-OF-STATES
DID.

I KNEW
HE WAS GOING TO SKIP BAIL.

I COULDN'T HAVE
CARED LESS.

IF YOU HAD, WOULD YOU HAVE DONE
THE JOB DIFFERENTLY?

NOT CARING
JUST MADE IT EASIER.

[SIGHS]

TO BE FILED
UNDER THE CATEGORY

OF "WHAT KIND OF LAWYER
AM I BECOMING?"

YOU ALWAYS LIKED SCAMPI.

I STILL DO.

I HAVE TO STOP BY THE APARTMENT
AND PICK UP A FEW THINGS.

YOU DON'T HAVE
TO ASK PERMISSION.

I WASN'T.

IF I GO AWAY
FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS,

YOU SHOULD USE THE APARTMENT.

I DON'T THINK SO.

BUT I'LL STILL
HAVE TO KNOW YOUR PLANS.

SURE.

I HAVE TO MAKE PLANS, TOO.

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO EXPECT
A CARD FROM THE SHORE

OR A PHONE CALL
FROM YOUR LAWYER.

YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA WANT
A DIVORCE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

BUT I'M TIRED
OF BEING UNHAPPY, FRANK.

I'M TIRED OF FEELING
LOST INSIDE.

I NEED TWO WEEKS OF SOLITARY
JUST TO LOCATE MYSELF.

IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE?

DON'T YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU--

THEN WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?

LOVING EACH OTHER IS
NO GUARANTEE

WE CAN MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY.

YOU MAKE ME HAPPY.

HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY
IF I'M NOT?

THE SIMPLE FACT OF YOU IN
MY LIFE MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME.

I DON'T WANT THAT MUCH
POWER, FRANK.

IT'S SUFFOCATING ME.

WELL, WHEN YOU GET BACK,
MAYBE WE SHOULD SEE SOMEBODY.

GET SOME HELP.

THAT'S PROBABLY
A GOOD IDEA.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,

AT LEAST
WE HAVE OUR HEALTH.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[HORSE NEIGHING]

I'M BACK.

RAIN OUGHT TO SETTLE
THIS DUST.

BOY, IRON CONTENT'S
A LITTLE HIGH.

WE'LL HAVE
TO SEE ABOUT A SOFTENER.

[GROANS]

GOOD BOY.

MY GOOD BOY.

WE GOTTA GET YOU A SHOT
ONE OF THESE DAYS.

THESE DAMN CITY STREETS.

HMM.

TRY THAT KID WITH THE FRECKLES
THIS TIME.

YEAH, MMM.

CAN'T FIND
A DECENT SMITH ANYMORE.

SWEET BOY.

DAMN.

THAT WOOD'S NOT TREATED.

YOU'LL GET SPLINTERS.

AH.

AH.

FAULKNER.

I FOUND THAT IF YOU READ HIM
IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER,

YOU SEE
THE DEPTH OF HIS HUMOR.

HE WAS SOME KIND OF
A HORSE TRADER, TOO.

[GRUNTS]

IT'S OKAY.
YOU WANNA PASS A LITTLE WIND?

I'M HERE, BOY.

[MAUDLIN PIANO]

[MEOWS]