Hill Street Blues (1981–1987): Season 2, Episode 5 - Fruits of the Poisonous Tree - full transcript

ITEM 10 AS REGARDS CANINES...

THE, UM, UH, POOP SCOOP LAW...

GOES INTO EFFECT TODAY.

THAT'S THE PEOPLE V.
BELKER. I HEAR HE'S APPEALING.

TO WIT, ANY PERSON CAUSING OR
PERMITTING ANY DOMESTIC CANINE...

TO EVACUATE ON A
PUBLIC SIDEWALK...

WITHOUT PROMPTLY AND SUBSTANTIALLY
REMOVING SAID EVACUATION FROM SAME...

SHALL BE GUILTY OF A
CLASS-C MISDEMEANOR.

WHAT IF HE REMOVES IT, BUT
NOT SUBSTANTIALLY, SARGE?

ITEM 11.

WE HAVE SIX MORE COMPLAINTS
FROM DECKER AVENUE MERCHANTS...



CONCERNING VENDING
MACHINE COIN-BOX RIP-OFFS.

SOMEBODY'S DOING A LOT OF
NICKEL-AND-DIMING OUT THERE.

THERE'S AN UNOFFICIAL
REWARD FOR THE DOER THAT

PUTS THE ALLEGED
PERPETRATOR OUT OF BUSINESS...

AN EVENING'S FREE PLAY OF SPACE
INVADERS AT DECKER AVENUE PLAYLAND.

HOT DIGGETTY!

A TRUCE HAS BEEN REACHED
WITH THE NIGHT SHIFT...

REGARDING THE USE AND MISUSE
OF THE PRECINCT REFRIGERATOR.

IN ACCORDANCE THEREWITH,

SAID REFRIGERATOR LAST EVENING WAS CLEANED
OUT OF ALL UNAUTHORIZED FOODSTUFFS...

ALLEGED TO HAVE BEEN PRESENT
THEREIN FOR A LENGTH OF TIME...

LONGER THAN FIVE DAYS.

THANK GOD.

IF I MAY INJECT A
PERSONAL NOTE...



GUYS, WE'RE ALL WILLING TO LOOK THE
OTHER WAY VIS-À-VIS BROWN-BAGGING IT,

GIVEN THE CURRENT
ECONOMIC REALITIES.

BUT, TO THE ANONYMOUS
OWNER OF THE MARINATED

ARTICHOKE AND LIVER
PATÉ ON WHOLE WHEAT...

IN THE REAR OF
THE THIRD SHELF...

THAT HAD TAKEN
ON A LIFE OF ITS OWN,

HAVE A LITTLE
UNDERSTANDING, WOULD YOU,

ODOR-WISE, HYGIENE-WISE
AND OTHERWISE.

ALL RIGHT, LAST ITEM:

BE COGNIZANT THAT MONDAY
NIGHT FOOTBALL IS ON TONIGHT,

WHICH MEANS WE'LL BE
MISSING 15% OF THE NIGHT SHIFT.

BE EQUALLY COGNIZANT THE
WELFARE EAGLE FLIES ON MONDAYS,

WHICH MEANS, OUR LOCAL
MUGGERS WILL BE OUT IN FORCE.

THEREFORE, WE HAVE
DOUBLE SHIFT ASSIGNMENTS.

BATES, COFFEY, SHAMSKY,
FIGILIANO, WILLIAMS, OBRADOVICH.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S ROLL!

AND, HEY...

HEY!

LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.

YOU GOT IT. WHAT IF THE
EAGLE DOES IT ON THE SIDEWALK?

SOMEONE'S SCARF.
IT'S GONNA BE COLD.

SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PUT IT IN
CRUISE CONTROL TODAY, PARTNER?

LIKE CALIFORNIA COPS... PUT
ON A PAIR OF THEM GLASSES,

PUT THE ARM OUT THE WINDOW
LIKE THIS AND SMILE AT EVERYBODY.

DON'T CAUSE ANY
PERSONAL CONFLICT AT ALL.

OH, YOU GOT A NEW SQUEEZE.

I TELL YOU, BOBBY, THIS WOMAN IS
FLAT-OUT KINKY WHEN IT COMES TO FOOTBALL.

MIGHT BE THOSE PANTS THEY HAVE
THAT HIGHLIGHT THEIR WHAT-HAVE-YOUS.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT ON MONDAY NIGHTS
SHE IS HOTTER THAN A MODEL T COIL.

THE REST OF THE WEEK SHE IS
DRIER THAN A GUTTER SNOWBIRD.

OHH!

SO I'M GONNA COOK UP A POT OF
THAT SPAGHETTI "BOGONESE"... YEAH?

AND I'M GONNA SQUAT DOWN ON HER
VELOUR COUCH IN FRONT OF HER 26-INCHER...

WHAT I'M POINTIN'
OUT HERE IS THIS...

I CANNOT AFFORD TO GET
STUCK IN NIGHT COURT...

WHILE THE REST OF CIVILIZED AMERICA
SITS IN FRONT OF THEIR TELEVISION SETS...

WATCHING JOE THEISMANN... AS IN
HEISMAN... FILL THE AIR WITH FOOTBALLS.

ALL RIGHT, WHO'S THE JOKER?

I HAD A NOVA AND CREAM
CHEESE ON BAGEL WITH A

SLICE OF BERMUDA IN THE
FRIDGE ON THE SECOND SHELF.

WHERE'S BELKER?

DISPATCH. WE HAVE A 9-11.

ARMED ROBBERY IN PROGRESS.

SEE SURPLUS STORE, CORNER
PEOPLE'S DRIVE, 124th STREET.

YOU KNOW, MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR
SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME IN HIGH SCHOOL, MAN,

I GOT ACTING TALENT
UP THE WAZOO.

OH, YEAH? WHAT KIND OF TALENT
YOU GOT IN THAT BOTTLE THERE, LOVER?

HEY, I POURED THE TOP HALF
OF THIS INTO THE SINK, NEAL.

MM-HMM.

HEY, THAT'S HIM COMING OUT.

LOOKS LIKE HE'S HEADING
FOR THE UNDERPASS.

TELL YOU WHAT. LET'S
NAIL HIM AT THE OTHER END.

HEY. YOU GOT THE
BREAD? YEAH, I GOT IT.

DON'T MAKE IT TOO BLATANT. HEY, I'M
TELLING YOU... PEOPLE V. FERNANDEZ.

DOLLAR COLLARS ARE DYNAMITE.

BESIDES, I GOTTA MAKE
IT A LITTLE BLATANT.

I DON'T LOOK LIKE AN 82-YEAR-OLD LAME,
BLIND BROAD TRYING TO CROSS THE STREET.

YEAH, YOU GOT THAT
RIGHT. YOU LOOK WORSE.

HEY, BRO, YOU GOT THE TIME?

FREEZE, MY MAN! POLICE.

HALT! POLICE!

POLICE! HALT!

OH, GOD!

COME HERE, TURKEY!
GET DOWN HERE!

OH, MAN. IT'S YOUR
KNEE, ISN'T IT?

IT'S COOL, BABY. IT'S COOL. I WAS
JUST TRYING TO HELP THE OLD DUDE!

HE WAS LOSING HIS
MONEY! AW, SHUT UP.

OH, MAN.

HE WAS LOSIN' HIS
MONEY! SHUT UP!

HERE I AM, CARRYING A WIRE
AGAINST ROY SNYDER'S GOON,

AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF
THE... IF THE GLUE IS WATERPROOF.

MICK, I TOLD YOU I SWEAT A LOT.

I KNOW IT'S GONNA FALL OFF.
YOU THINK I LIKE DOING THIS?

MORRIS, CALM DOWN.

CALM DOWN, HE SAYS. I OWE
1,300 BUCKS AT 20% A WEEK.

MORRIS, FOR A LOUSY 1,300
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?

THEY'RE NOT GONNA GO AFTER
YOUR FAMILY OR ANYTHING.

MY FAMILY? WHAT ABOUT ME?

MICK, DO YOU KNOW WHAT A 10:00
APPOINTMENT MEANS TO THESE GUYS?

A 10:00 APPOINTMENT
MEANS... MEANS BONES. RIBS.

INTERNAL ORGANS.

OH, GOD.

HE'S HERE.

SO, MORRIS, WHAT'S
IT GONNA BE...

CASH OR BROKEN BONES?

OH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT I... I
WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT.

I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT, STANLEY...
I-I ALREADY GOT BROKEN BONES.

OH, SO YOU'RE GONNA
PAY. THAT'S GOOD.

WELL, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I... I MEANT.

I MEAN, NOT... NOT EXACTLY.

NICE PLASTER JOB.

HOW MANY PLACES
IT BREAK, ANYWAY?

MULTIPLE, UH... MULTIPLE
FRACTURES, STANLEY.

WHAT A SHAME.

I SWEAR, MORRIS, I ALWAYS
GO FOR THE CLEAN BREAK.

OKAY, JUST... JUST TAKE YOUR
HANDS OFF... OFF THE CAST.

YOU'RE SWEATING
LIKE A PIG, MORRIS.

DON'T. YOU'LL BREAK THE WIRE.

- THE WHAT?
- WIRE!

I'M WEARING A WIRE, STANLEY.

I JUST WANNA SHOW IT
TO YOU SO YOU WON'T...

SO YOU WON'T THINK
I'M PULLING A FAST ONE.

I'LL YANK IT OUT...
YANK IT OUT FOR YOU.

- WELL, NOW WE'RE EVEN-STEVEN.
- COME ON.

POLICE! YOU FREEZE IT, HAIRBAG!

OH, NO! NO, STANLEY!
NO! OH, NO! NO!

YOU BACK OFF! AAAH!

BACK UP! UH-UH.

COME ON, BACK UP.

DISPATCH. OFFICER IN NEED.

REQUEST IMMEDIATE BACKUP, 600 BLOCK,
JEFFERSON AVENUE. OFFICER WILL ASSIST.

THERE IS NO WAY THAT I'M GONNA GET INVOLVED
IN THIS. I'M GONNA TELL YA THAT GOING IN.

I DON'T MIND UNOFFICIAL ASSIST,

BUT THERE IS NO WAY I'M GONNA
GET STUCK WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS...

AND HAVE TO SPEND THE ENTIRE NIGHT
COOLING MY HEELS IN NIGHT COURT.

WELL, FLOG MY DOLPHIN! LOOK AT THAT
WOMAN. SHE'S A PHYSICAL PHENOMENON!

YOU GONNA JUST STAND
THERE AND ANNOUNCE?

I THINK THE SITUATION IS PRETTY
MUCH UNDER CONTROL, DON'T YOU?

HEY! HEY! GET BACK!

RIGHT ON!

RIGHT ON! BRAVISSIMO!

BRAVISSIMO! RIGHT ON,
BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

OH, YOU LOOK RADIANT.

OH, PHIL.

PARAKEET, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

COULD WE SPEAK PRIVATELY?

I MAY BE WITH CHILD.

WITH CHILD?

PREGNANT.

PREGNANT? YOU?

DON'T BE UPSET, PHIL. I... I...

ARE YOU SURE? NO, NOT YET.

BUT MY BODY IS AN
INCREDIBLY FINE INSTRUMENT.

OF COURSE IT IS.
IT'S MAGNIFICENT.

NO, NO.

WHAT I MEAN IS, THERE
ARE THOSE OF US...

WHO RUN LIKE PERFECTLY
OILED WATCHES,

YEAR AFTER YEAR,
TICK AFTER TICK,

AND WHEN THERE IS THE SLIGHTEST
VARIATION IN BODILY RHYTHM,

AS THERE IS NOW...

OH, DARLING, YOU
ARE UPSET. I SENSE IT.

NO. NO, NOT AT
ALL. AU CONTRAIRE.

IN FACT, GRACE,
THIS IS WONDERFUL.

A WEE ONE.

A LITTLE ESTERHAUS.

IT IS A LITTLE ESTERHAUS?

OH, THERE'S NO
DOUBT ABOUT IT, PHIL.

IF I AM PREGNANT,

IT'S YOURS.

OH, GRACE! IT
WOULD BE A MIRACLE!

NO, WAIT... NO,
WAIT A MINUTE, PHIL.

I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY
HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.

I MEAN, A... A BABY NOW.

US.

GRACE, THINK OF IT.

A PROGENY OF OUR OWN.

PHILLIP FREEMASON ESTERHAUS JR.

WE COULD ENROLL HIM IN SAND CREEK'S
NUDE NURSERY ENCOUNTER GROUP.

MM-MMM. MM-MMM.

YOU REALLY WANT TO CALL HIM
PHILLIP FREEMASON ESTERHAUS JR.?

COME ON, STANLEY. PLEASE?

COME ON, MOVE!
MOVE! STAND THERE!

THIS GUY IS PROBABLY GONNA NEED
SOME STITCHES AND A TETANUS SHOT.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.

IF YOU GIVE UP THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT,
ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN BE USED AGAINST YOU.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO
SPEAK WITH AN ATTORNEY

AND HAVE AN ATTORNEY
PRESENT DURING QUESTIONING.

IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD ONE, AN ATTORNEY WILL
BE APPOINTED FOR YOU BEFORE QUESTIONING.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

DO YOU THINK YOU COULD TRY
READING HIM HIS RIGHTS ANY FASTER...

OR WITH ANY LESS
TONALITY, DETECTIVE?

TIP IT. WATCH YOUR
HANDS. WATCH YOUR HANDS.

YOUR KNEE ALL RIGHT, NEAL? YEAH.

UH, MISS DAVENPORT.

GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN.

MAXWELL JENKINS, LATE
OF ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI.

MR. JENKINS IS THE PRIME SUSPECT
IN SIX UNSOLVED ROBBERIES...

OF WELFARE AND SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS
FROM SENIOR CITIZENS IN THE LAST MONTH.

HE COMES WITH MANY DELUXE
FEATURES, INCLUDING ATROCIOUS BREATH.

MAY I? BE WARNED,
MISS DAVENPORT.

THE PART UNDER "PECULIARITIES,
DEFORMITIES, SCARS AND TATTOOS"...

IS VERY R-RATED.

YOUR LAWYER, YOU
LUCKY BOY SCOUT.

WE DO HAVE A WELFARE
CHECK SUSPECT. YES. BYE.

HELLO, COUNSELOR.

SO YOU GUYS ARE AT IT
AGAIN... THE OLD DOLLAR COLLAR.

LaRUE'S AND
WASHINGTON'S. IT'S YOURS?

AND MAY I SAY, IF YOU CARE FOR
A LITTLE EXPERT LEGAL COUNSEL,

IT'S THE MOST BLATANT CASE OF
ENTRAPMENT I THINK I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED.

LET ME READ BETWEEN
THE LINES A LITTLE.

THEY TRAIL HIM ALL OVER TOWN, OBVIOUSLY
BECAUSE THE TIP THEY HAVE ON HIM...

IS A THOUSAND MILES SHORT
OF PROBABLE CAUSE TO ARREST.

THEY COMPLETELY LURE HIM INTO SOMETHING
HE COULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED...

IF THEY HADN'T MAPPED
IT ALL OUT FOR HIM.

THEN THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE
ENOUGH SENSE OF JUSTICE

TO BURY THE MONEY IN
A POCKET OR SOMEPLACE,

SO AS NOT TO ATTRACT SOME GOOD
SAMARITAN LIKE, HEAVEN FORBID, YOU OR ME.

VERY PERSUASIVE, COUNSELOR, BUT I
CHECKED WITH DET. WASHINGTON ON THIS ONE.

THE GUY WAS WALKING AWAY
WITH THE MONEY. ALLEGEDLY.

OH, COME ON, JOYCE. YOU'RE
TALKING LEGALESE AT ME.

LAST MONTH THREE ELDERLY WOMEN
WOUND UP IN COUNTY EMERGENCY...

BECAUSE OF A GUY WHO LOOKED A
HELL OF A LOT LIKE MAXWELL JENKINS.

WE ALL KNOW THE COURTS HAVE APPROVED DECOY
ARRESTS, EVEN WHEN THEY'RE DOLLAR COLLARS.

I WOULDN'T CARE IF
IT WAS A MINK COLLAR.

THE COURTS HAVE NEVER
APPROVED ENTRAPMENT. HEY!

YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO,
THE GUY'S A REAL LOW-LIFE.

HE MAY BE. BUT
THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE.

WHAT IS THE ISSUE, IT SEEMS TO ME, IS
THAT YOUR GUYS HAVE TO DO A LITTLE BETTER.

SEE YOU IN NIGHT
COURT ON THIS ONE.

OH, EXCUSE ME, MISS DAVENPORT.

CAPTAIN, WE'VE GOT SIX
POSSIBLE COMPLAINANTS

WE WANT TO BRING IN FOR LINEUPS.

ANY OBJECTIONS, COUNSELOR?

WOULD YOU CARE TO BE PRESENT?

I HAVE TO GET BACK.
I'M ON INTAKE TONIGHT.

BUT BE MY GUEST.
NO OBJECTIONS AT ALL.

LINE 'EM UP, NEAL. RIGHT.

OH, JUST A SECOND.
HOW'S YOUR KNEE?

OH, I'LL... PROBABLY
BE BETTER TOMORROW.

JUST GETTING OUT OF SHAPE FOR
THOSE 40-YARD SPRINTS, IS ALL, YOU KNOW.

THAT THE ONE YOU
HURT IN COLLEGE?

DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
IT'LL BE OKAY TOMORROW.

THIS IS SARAH. HI, SARAH.

HOW'S THE CALENDAR LOOK
TONIGHT? OH, REAL LIGHT.

LIGHT. FIGURES. THERE'S A FOOTBALL
GAME ON. THE SPREAD'S THREE AND A HALF.

PERSONALLY INVOLVED? NO. I USED TO DATE
THE BACK-UP QUARTERBACK FOR THE GIANTS.

OH? HE HAD REALLY
WONDERFUL LEGS, AS I RECALL.

ANYWAY, I STILL HAVE A
CLIENT TO INTERVIEW. OH?

RIGHT. JUST PICKED UP A
BEAUT OF AN ENTRAPMENT.

BY THE TIME IT GETS TO COURT, IT'S GOING
TO BE A FULL-GROWN POISONOUS FRUIT.

TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT LATER.

HEY, JOYCIE.

ALLAN. I'VE BEEN
WANTING TO TALK TO YOU.

IT'S A HORRIBLE PLACE TO
MEET, BUT YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

REALLY SPECTACULAR.

A-ARE YOU LOSING WEIGHT? BECAUSE YOU...
YOU LOOK THIN. ARE YOU DOING A LITTLE...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE, ALLAN? I THOUGHT YOU

WERE MAKING A KILLING
IN MEDICAL MALPRACTICE.

THAT'S A NICE PUN.

ACTUALLY, I AM.
WACHTEL AND GERBER.

THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD
HELP ME OUT. DOING A FAVOR FOR A GUY.

YOU SEE THAT
MOUNTAIN OVER THERE?

WELL, SOME LUNATIC WITH A PENCHANT
FOR BITING HUMAN FLESH BUSTED HIM.

THE GUY'S CLEAN.
CLEAN AS A CUCUMBER.

THEN WHAT DO YOU
NEED MY HELP FOR? AH.

WELL, UM,

FRANKLY, I HEARD, UH...

I MEAN, UM...

WORD IS OUT ABOUT YOU AND FRANK.

SO, I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, IF I
COULD TELL YOU ABOUT THE CASE,

YOU COULD SEE WHAT
GARBAGE IT WAS...

AND MAYBE HAVE A FEW
WORDS WITH THE MAN.

SURELY YOU HAVE INFORMAL
LINES OF COMMUNICATION?

"INFORMAL LINES
OF COMMUNICATION"?

I MEAN, THE FATE OF THE WORLD ISN'T
ALWAYS DECIDED IN THE LIVING ROOM, IS IT?

I'M GENUINELY DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU, ALLAN. AH.

I REMEMBER YOU WERE ONE OF
THE BRIGHTEST MEN IN LAW SCHOOL.

YOU HAD FINE
SENSIBILITIES, IDEALS.

LET'S NOT GET TOO
HOLIER-THAN-THOU, SHALL WE?

I MEAN, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D
WIND UP COPPING PLEAS FOR THE INDIGENT...

AND SHTUMMING A COP.

WE ALL CHANGE, DEAR.

SOME OF US CHANGE, WACHTEL.

OTHERS OF US MUTATE.

FRANK, WE GOTTA TALK.

I JUST CAME FROM
UNCLE BENNY'S TOYLAND,

AND I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU
I'M MORE THAN A LITTLE UPSET.

ABOUT WHAT? YOUR SON
HAS BEEN SHOPLIFTING.

OH, FAY, ALL KIDS GO
THROUGH PHASES LIKE THAT.

WHEN I WAS A KID, I STOLE 15-CENT
SPAULDINGS FROM MARTINELLI'S CANDY STORE.

NO BIG DEAL.

WELL, WHERE I COME FROM, MISTER, STEALING
A $40 COMPUTER GAME IS A PLENTY BIG DEAL.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, FAY?

SUDDENLY YOU'RE MARRYING A
GUY FRANK JR. HARDLY KNOWS,

YOU YANK HIM OUT
OF PRIVATE SCHOOL...

WITH YOUR BLESSING.

ALL I'M SAYING IS, THAT'S A LOT FOR
A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD KID TO HANDLE.

I TOLD YOU YOU WERE
MOVING TOO FAST.

THIS IS NO TIME
FOR I-TOLD-YOU-SO'S.

NOW, YOU HAVE GOT A
VERY BIG PROBLEM HERE.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
"I'VE" GOT A PROBLEM?

WELL, I, UM...

I CALLED HARVEY.

HARVEY.

YES, HARVEY.

HE MAY BE A NERD, FRANK,

BUT HE'S A FIRST-RATE
PSYCHOLOGIST.

AND HE SAID THAT
FRANK JR. SHOPLIFTED...

BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE
CAUGHT BY HIS FATHER, THE COP,

THAT HIS BIGGEST PROBLEM RIGHT
NOW IS HIS FEAR OF LOSING YOU.

LOSING ME? THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
HAVE YOU TOLD HIM THAT?

WELL, N-NOT IN SO MANY WORDS.

IN HOW MANY WORDS, THEN?

ALL RIGHT, I ADMIT MAYBE
I'VE BEEN AVOIDING THE ISSUE.

LOOK, FAY, I MAY NOT HAVE
BEEN GOING AROUND SHOPLIFTING,

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THIS
HAS BEEN EASY FOR ME, EITHER.

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK THROUGH
SOME FEARS OF MY OWN, YOU KNOW.

FEAR OF LOSING MY SON'S LOVE
TO ANOTHER MAN, FOR ONE THING.

NOT TO MENTION A
LITTLE... A LITTLE JEALOUSY.

YOU'RE JEALOUS?

OF WHOM?

WE MIGHT NOT HAVE HAD THE
BEST MARRIAGE IN THE WORLD, FAY,

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M
WITHOUT STRONG FEELINGS FOR YOU.

I-I... I FEEL LIKE I'M
GOING TO CRY, FRANK.

UH,

TELL FRANK JR. I'LL
PICK HIM UP AROUND 6:30.

JUST THE TWO OF US. WE'LL HAVE A
MAN-TO-MAN AND WORK IT OUT. OKAY?

THANK YOU, FRANK.

OH...

NOTHING TO THANK ME FOR.

I AM THE BOY'S
FATHER, AFTER ALL.

AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE.

I WANT YOU TO
CALL THIS... 2-6-4...

HI, PHIL. FAY, HOW GOES IT?

I'M FINE. HOW ARE YOU?

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.

FAY, MAY I DIVULGE A
LITTLE SECRET? HMM?

CERTAINLY.

IT SEEMS I'M GONNA BE A FATHER.

REALLY?

OH, PHIL, I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!

WAY TO GO, TIGER. SO, WHO'S THE
MOTHER? WELL, GRACE, OF COURSE.

OH. WHY "OH"?

OH. OH. OH,
NOTHING. OH, NO, I-IT...

I-I'M SURE GRACE IS A
VERY HEALTHY WOMAN, PHIL.

IT'S JUST THAT,
WELL, STATISTICALLY...

THERE'S A HIGHER CHANCE FOR
BIRTH DEFECTS AMONG WOMEN OVER 35.

MAYBE GRACE SHOULD HAVE AN
AMNIOCENTESIS, JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.

AMNIOCENTESIS?

ON THE UP SIDE, THERE
ARE STUDIES THAT

INDICATE THAT THE
OFFSPRING OF OLDER PARENTS...

HAVE A TENDENCY
TOWARDS GENIUS-LEVEL I.Q.'s.

YOU AND GRACE COULD HAVE ANOTHER
ALBERT SCHWEITZER ON YOUR HANDS.

NO. WHY NOT?

HENRY, WHAT IF I'M NOT SMART
ENOUGH TO TALK TO MY OWN KID?

WHAT IF HE SPENDS ALL HIS TIME AT
SCHOOL AND IN THE LIBRARY, IGNORING ME?

I COULD WIND UP A LONELY OLD
MAN SITTING ON A PARK BENCH,

FEEDING THE PIGEONS.

OH, PHIL, I DOUBT THAT.

WELL, I WON'T PUT UP
WITH IT, I CAN ASSURE YOU.

I'LL FIND A WAY TO
BREAK THROUGH.

UH...

THIS WAY, GUYS.

GUYS, LOOK OUT.

LET US GET THROUGH.

ALL RIGHT, LET US THROUGH
HERE. POLICE. COME ON. BACK UP.

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE LATE?
MOVE BACK. STAY BACK.

IT WAS A GREEN CUTLASS,
MAN. ALL RIGHT, JUST WAIT THERE.

WE'VE GOT TO GET HER
OUT OF HERE. HELP ME.

TWO BOYS AND A GIRL, MAN.
DO YOU KNOW WHO THEY WERE?

YEAH, THE VAQUEROS. I SAW THEM.

THE SHOOTERS, MAN... THE ONES WHO TRIED
TO SHOOT HER BROTHER... THEY SHOT HER.

IT WAS A '69 CUTLASS. ALL RIGHT. ALL
RIGHT. WE GOTTA FIND THE BROTHER.

ALL RIGHT? WHERE'S THE BROTHER?

- NO.
- NO.

OKAY, GIVE THE AMBULANCE
SOME ROOM, PLEASE.

THAT'S HIM! THAT'S THE BROTHER!

HEY, YOU, WAIT A MINUTE.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

MAN DOESN'T EVEN
SPEAK ENGLISH. ALL RIGHT.

GIVE THE AMBULANCE
SOME ROOM, PLEASE.

IT'S NO CIRCUS! COME ON!

YOU GOT LOS ANGELES.
THEY GONNA PLAY AT HOME?

YOU GOT 'EM. BUT YOU GOT
'EM PLAYIN' HERE OR THERE.

BOY, YOU... OKAY...

HOW MANY POINTS YOU GIVE ME?
HOUSTON 40 POINTS OVER CHICAGO.

THAT'S A GOOD BET.

YOU'D TAKE THAT ONE TOO.

HEY, JOE.

HEY, LUCE. WHY THE LONG FACE?

LOOKS LIKE YOUR GOLDFISH
DIED OR SOMETHING.

LIGHTEN UP, WILL YOU, RENKO.

WE JUST HAD A 10-YEAR-OLD
GIRL KILLED BY SOME CREEP.

SORRY, LUCY.

HEY, RENKO. WHAT?

RENKO, I TELL YOU
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

I'M GONNA TAKE NEW YORK
MINUS THE TWO AND A HALF.

YEAH? WELL, THE SPREAD IS
THREE POINTS. IS THAT RIGHT?

USE YOUR HEAD. WHEN'S
THE LAST TIME NEW YORK

EVEN COME CLOSE IN A
BIG GAME... ABOUT 1963?

I'LL GIVE YOU SIX...

ASTOUNDING. A GAME OF
ABSOLUTE MILITARY PURITY...

A GAME THAT EVEN CLAUSEWITZ
MIGHT HAVE ADMIRED...

YEAH, AND I'M THE SUCKEE.

AND THEY HAVEN'T THE
SLIGHTEST INTEREST IN

IT, EXCEPT TO SULLY IT
WITH THEIR GAMBLING.

WELL, NO ONE WAS LAYING ODDS
AT OMAHA BEACH, GENTLEMEN.

BALLANTINE,

IT'S BEEN THE SAME SINCE
THE TIME OF THE CAESARS.

HEY, COULD WE HAVE SOME
EGGS? WHAT'S HAPPENING?

HOW MUCH IS 14% OF $1.85? WOULD
YOU LIKE YOUR CHANGE, SIR? SIR?

THE TRUTH IS, NAPOLEON WOULD
HAVE BEEN A PERFECT N.F.L. COACH.

DARING, IMAGINATIVE, AND
SUPREMELY SELF-CONFIDENT...

JUDAS...

I WANT TO SEE A CITATION
ISSUED TO THAT INDIVIDUAL.

AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, LET'S
CHECK THAT ANIMAL'S RABIES STATUS.

JUDAS...

HENRY, DID WE GET ANY HELP
FROM DIVISION ANTICRIME?

UH, THREE EXTRA CABS...

ON THE EAST SIDE, NORTH OF THE
PARK, AND THE VON STEUBEN CORRIDOR.

EVERYTHING IS THERE, HENRY.

ANY WORD, LIEUTENANT? WE SHOULD
HAVE PRELIMINARY FORENSICS IN AN HOUR.

NO. COME IN. AN A.P.B.
IS OUT ON THE CUTLASS.

THAT'S THE ONE THING EVERYBODY SEEMS TO
AGREE ON... GREEN CUTLASS, THREE OCCUPANTS.

GANG INTERVENTION?

THE MAIN THING NOW, AS THEY SEE
IT, IS TO TRY TO KEEP IT ISOLATED.

DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S OFFICE.

ASSISTANT D.A.
COSTA. WHO'S CALLING?

CAPTAIN FRANK FURILLO.

I'M SORRY. HE'S IN COURT.
WHEN DOES HE GET OUT?

ABOUT AN HOUR. OKAY, HAVE
HIM CALL ME. YEAH. THANKS.

ANYBODY RUN A COMPUTER
CHECK ON THE BROTHER?

YEAH. COUPLE OF JUVENILES,
GRAND LARCENY AUTO, ASSAULT.

THIS COULD BLOW, FRANK.
PAGANS AND VAQUEROS.

BOTH YOUNG, BOTH WANT TO GET ON
THE BOARDS. IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE!

I KNOW, BUT... WHAT THE HELL'S THE
SENSE? I MEAN, A 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL.

PEREZ. EASY.

YEAH.

OKAY, MY MAN,
IT'S 10 AFTER 4:00.

I SUGGEST WE TAKE THIS BABY
INTO THE STABLE... HEY, LOOK AT THAT.

WHAT?

ARE YOU CRAZY? GET OUTTA HERE.

THAT'S A NO LEFT
TURN, 4:00 TO 6:00 P.M.

BOBBY, I JUST SAID IT'S 10
AFTER 4:00. LOOK AT MY WATCH.

OH, LOOK, MY WATCH HAS STOPPED.
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.

HEY, WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING
ALL DAY. BOBBY, THIS GUY LOOKS BAD.

HEY, WE'RE JUST GIVING
HIM A TICKET. BOBBY, PLEASE?

NO. NO, WE'RE GONNA
DO IT. HERE WE GO.

"LICENSE AND REGISTRATION.

LICENSE AND
REGISTRATION, PLEASE."

OH, NO. GET ON WITH IT. GET
ON WITH IT. GET ON WITH IT.

LICENSE AND REGISTRATION.

IT'S ONLY TWO
MINUTES TO 4:00, MAN.

YOU MADE AN ILLEGAL
LEFT HAND TURN.

OH, COME ON, MAN! THIS REALLY
BITES BROWN AIR! LET'S JUST GO!

IT'S OKAY, THERE, COMPAD...

YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR
LICENSE AND REGISTRATION?

I LEFT IT IN MY OTHER
JACKET. OH, LORD.

STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE,
PLEASE. LET'S GO. COME ON.

I GOT A GAME TO GO TO TONIGHT.

COME ON. OUT OF THE
CAR. WHAT IS THAT?

COME ON. UP AGAINST THE
CAR. HEY, HEY, SLOW UP, PAL.

SPREAD 'EM!

IT'S THE PRINCE OF THE
VENDING MACHINE CIRCUIT.

ALL RIGHT, PAL.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT
IS WRONG WITH YOU? RENKO! RENKO!

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME
OF DAY IT IS NOW? RENKO, RENKO...

YOU CAUGHT HIM. YOU SKIN HIM.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DONE TO
ME? YOU HAVE ANY IDEA IN THIS WORLD?

LET'S GO. YOU CAN'T EVEN SPEAK
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, CAN YOU?

YOU BETTER HURRY, FRANCIS. YOU'RE
GONNA BE LATE FOR NIGHT COURT.

THANKS, PHIL. I'LL BE OUT
OF HERE IN 10 MINUTES.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, PHIL?

WELL, IN FACT,

UH, IF YOU HAVE A MOMENT...

SURE. SIT DOWN.

YOU KNOW HOW SOME THINGS ARE SO
IMPORTANT, YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT THEM?

AND SUDDENLY THEY BECOME A
POSSIBILITY, SO YOU THINK ABOUT 'EM.

OH, YEAH, I SURE DO.

WELL, FOR A WHILE TODAY, I
THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE A FATHER.

GRACE?

I JUST GOT A PHONE
CALL. FALSE ALARM.

I WANTED IT. I REALLY WANTED IT!

I KNOW, PHIL.

I'M SORRY.

PHILLIP FREEMASON ESTERHAUS JR.

C'EST LA VIE.

NIGHT COURT.

YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT
INFORMS ME THAT HE WAS HUNGRY.

HUNGRY. BOBBY!

I UNDERSTAND, MISS WILLIAMS. BUT
THAT WAS 12.95-A-POUND CHATEAUBRIAND...

JANE'S BROTHER-IN-LAW
HAS A VIDEO TAPE RECORDER.

I'M GONNA PICK THAT SUCKER UP AND
WHISK IT OVER TO JANE'S BEDROOM...

FASTER THAN GRAIN
THROUGH A GOOSE.

AND THEN, LORD BE WITH ME, IF NOBODY
TELLS ME THE SCORE OF THE GAME, I GOT IT...

GENTLEMEN.

WHAT?

KNOCK IT OFF!

COME ON, GEORGE,
GIVE ME A BREAK.

THIS ALLEGED LOWLIFE IS
THE SCOURGE OF THE HILL.

HE'S BEEN PREYING ON OLD PEOPLE,
YOU KNOW. I UNDERSTAND ALL THAT.

BUT YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE RUN THOSE LINEUPS,

ESPECIALLY NOT WITH
SCHILLER SITTING IN NIGHT COURT.

DID JOYCE HAPPEN TO MENTION TO
YOU, UH, FRUITS OF THE POISONOUS TREE?

FRUITS OF THE...

POISONOUS TREE.

A LEGAL DOCTRINE WHICH HOLDS
THAT IF AN ARREST IS ILLEGAL,

CERTAIN EVIDENCE WHICH POLICE GATHER
AS A RESULT OF THAT ARREST IS TAINTED...

AND GETS THE TOSS.

SHE CONSENTED TO THOSE LINEUPS.
SHE WALKED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR.

SHE LET YOU PUT YOUR
FOOT INTO IT. THAT'S ALL.

ONE ENTRAPMENT
DESERVES ANOTHER, FURILLO.

YOU DON'T JUST LOSE YOUR
DOLLAR COLLAR, YOU LOSE 'EM ALL.

SEE YOU IN COURT.

THAT'S WHY THEY CALL
SCHILLER "LET 'EM GO MO."

PLEASE, GEORGE, GET
BEHIND ME ON THIS ONE.

I'M TRYING TO KEEP THE LID
ON A CESSPOOL UP THERE.

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK
WE'RE TRYING TO DO DOWN HERE?

I WONDER WHAT'S GOING
ON WITH THAT GAME?

DON'T TALK ABOUT
IT. I'M HAVING IT TAPED.

TWENTY-SIX ON THE CALENDAR... STANLEY
FELT. COMPLAINT BY DETECTIVE BELKER.

YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENDANT
HAS THREE OUTSTANDING WARRANTS.

MICK... COME ON. MOVE
YOUR LEG, HAIRBALL.

ALLAN WACHTEL
FOR DEFENDANT FELT.

YOU THINK YOU CAN GET
MAYBE 30 DAYS ON THIS DIRTBAG?

YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT
WAS THE INNOCENT VICTIM...

OF A BRUTAL, ANIMALISTIC ASSAULT
BY ARRESTING OFFICER BELKER...

AND TWO UNIFORMED
PATROL PERSONS,

ONE OF THEM A VERY
SADISTIC FEMALE.

WOULD DETECTIVE BELKER
KINDLY PUT A MUZZLE ON.

ALLAN, YOUR MAN HAS SEVEN CASES.

HE'S BEEN A KNEE-BUSTER FOR LOCAL
SHARKS FOR 10 YEARS. SO WHO'S KIDDING WHO?

WILL COUNSEL APPROACH?

WHAT'D THE D.A. SAY, CAPTAIN?

HE SAID WE HAVE A
FATAL INFESTATION...

OF FRUITS OF THE POISONOUS TREE.

WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

MEANS WE'RE GONNA GO
DOWN THE TUBES ON THIS ONE.

I'LL TALK TO THE DUDE.

YOU MAY STEP BACK, GENTLEMEN.
THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR.

YOU'VE BEEN A RATHER DIFFICULT
MAN FOR THE COURTS TO GET HOLD OF.

WHAT'D YA GET? FIFTEEN DAYS,
MAYBE? FORGET ABOUT 15 DAYS.

HE'S SNIFFING "D" FELONY
TIME ON VARIOUS OLD MANURE,

AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS
GONNA PREFER TO TELL

TALES ON SNYDER AND
THE REST OF THOSE SHARKS.

VERY GOOD, BELKER. WE
FELL INTO A BIGGIE. THANK YOU.

THAT'S CORRECT, YOUR HONOR.

NEXT CASE.

TWENTY-SEVEN ON THE
CALENDAR... MAXWELL JENKINS.

COMPLAINT BY
DETECTIVE WASHINGTON.

WE'RE ON, LOVER.

WHO TOOK IT? IT'S GONE. I
PUT IT HERE FIVE MINUTES AGO.

IT'S A $500 COAT. I
DON'T BELIEVE THIS!

DID YOU TAKE MY COAT?
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!

WOULD COUNSEL
KINDLY TAKE IT OUTSIDE?

DON'T HAVE A COAT.
CAPTAIN FURILLO!

PERHAPS ONE OF YOUR MEN COULD...

TAKE A 416 FROM MR. WACHTEL?
CERTAINLY, YOUR HONOR.

OFFICER GRAYSON,
WOULD YOU, UH...

HMPH. YOU TRY TO HELP THESE
PEOPLE OUT, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS.

IT'S 100% CASHMERE... ALL
RIGHT. GOT THE POINT. THANKS.

MR. D.A., I'D LIKE TO TALK
WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT.

MR. DISTRICT ATTORNEY,
MISS DAVENPORT.

YOUR HONOR?

THERE WILL BE A, UH,
10-MINUTE RECESS.

DETECTIVE WASHINGTON.

I'D LIKE TO SEE THE
D.A. ABOUT MY CASE.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT. IT'S NOT THE
RIGHT TIME. THE SPREAD'S THREE AND A HALF.

WHAT'S HE DOING
KICKING A FIELD GOAL?

DANELO JUST HAS A
CHIP SHOT... 32 YARDS.

HE'S 11 OF 13
FROM INSIDE THE 30.

COME ON, GUYS, GO FOR IT.

ARE YOU CRAZY? IT'S
ONLY SECOND DOWN.

FORGET IT. I CHANGED MY MIND.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN.

DON'T FORGET, MISS DAVENPORT, IF THE GIANTS
KICK A FIELD GOAL, YOU OWE US A LUNCH.

GIANTS, YOU REALLY
DISAPPOINT ME.

YOU KNOW, LUCE,
THERE'S ALWAYS AN UPSIDE.

YEAH? WHAT?

WE DREW DOUBLE SHIFT, RIGHT?

HOW CAN YOU JOKE AT A TIME
LIKE THIS? HOW CAN YOU NOT JOKE?

YEAH.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
DRIVE FOR A WHILE? NO.

COME ON, MY BACK HURTS. NO!

WILL THE PARTIES STEP
UP. YOU TOO, OFFICERS.

OFF THE RECORD, GENTLEMEN, I
WANTED TO BE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND...

THE REASONS WHY I'M
CONSTRAINED TO LET MR. JENKINS GO.

DO YOU?

NO, YOUR HONOR.

NEAL, THE JUDGE'S
POSITION IS THAT YOU SINGLED

OUT JENKINS AND LURED
HIM INTO CRIMINALITY.

WITHOUT THAT ENTRAPMENT, WE
WOULDN'T HAVE THE LINEUP IDENTIFICATIONS,

SO THE EVIDENCE IS
TAINTED AND CAN'T BE USED.

THEREFORE, THE JUDGE HAS TO SET LOW
BAIL BECAUSE OUR CASES ARE VERY WEAK.

IS THAT AN ACCURATE
PARAPHRASE, YOUR HONOR?

ABSOLUTELY.

THE REST IS GARBAGE, MY FRIENDS.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE
V. FERNANDEZ, YOUR HONOR?

AND WHAT LAW SCHOOL DID
YOU GRADUATE, DETECTIVE?

HAVE YOU ANY IDEA
THE DIFFERENCE...

BETWEEN A PEOPLE V.
FERNANDEZ RANDOM DECOY...

AND A PEOPLE V. ROBLES
PREMEDITATED ENTRAPMENT?

JUDGE, IF YOU LET HIM WALK OUT
OF HERE, YOU KNOW HE'S GONNA SKIP.

WELL, YES, THE COURT
HAS SOME EXPECTATION...

THAT THE DEFENDANT
MAY MAKE USE...

OF THIS NATION'S HIGHLY
DEVELOPED SYSTEM...

OF INTERCITY BUS TRANSPORT.

MAY THE COURT GIVE DETECTIVE
WASHINGTON SOME ADVICE?

YOU BRING ME
SOMETHING I CAN LIVE WITH,

AND I'LL THROW AWAY THE KEY.

THE PARTIES MAY STEP BACK.

YOUR HONOR, OUR APPLICATION IS FOR RELEASE
OF DEFENDANT ON HIS OWN RECOGNIZANCE.

DENIED.
FIVE-THOUSAND-DOLLAR BOND.

A CASH ALTERNATIVE, YOUR HONOR?

OF COURSE. TWENTY-FIVE
DOLLAR CASH BAIL.

NEXT CASE.

YOUR HONOR, SIR, CAN
I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

WHAT IS THAT, JENKINS?

NO DISRESPECT INTENDED, BUT I HEARD THAT
YOU HEARD WHAT THE FOOTBALL SCORE WAS,

AND SINCE IT'S A MATTER OF SOME
PERSONAL INTEREST, I WONDER IF YOU COULD...

OF COURSE. IT WAS...

NO!

YES! IT WAS GIANTS
16, WASHINGTON 13.

DANELO KICKED A
SUDDEN DEATH FIELD GOAL.

THAT'S GREAT.

GIVE ME MY MONEY, RENKO.

HE HAS RUINED MY
PERSONAL EXISTENCE.

YOU KNOW, CAPTAIN, I WORK MY
BUTT OFF ALL THE TIME OUT THERE.

WHAT THE HELL GOOD IS IT, HUH?

THEY LOVE IT WHEN WE SCREW UP. SAVES
'EM HAVING TO WORK THEIR OWN BUTTS OFF.

LET'S FACE REALITIES, NEAL. IT COULD
BE A LOT WORSE. WORSE? WORSE?

THE GUY WALKED,
CAPTAIN. HE'S OUT THERE.

YEAH, BUT HE WON'T
BE WALKING THE HILL.

SO HE'LL BE WALKING MIDTOWN.

IF HE DOESN'T LEAVE TOWN,
HE'LL BE CAUGHT AGAIN.

YEAH. AND AGAIN,
AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN.

I'M NOT A VIRGIN,
NEAL. NEITHER ARE YOU.

WE SCREWED UP.

YOU SCREWED UP THE ARREST.
IT WAS A LEAKY BOAT GOING IN.

YEAH.

HOW'S YOUR KNEE?

YOU AFRAID, NEAL?

THEY COULD RETIRE ME,
COULDN'T THEY, CAPTAIN?

IF IT GOT BAD ENOUGH.

MAYBE EVEN IF IT WASN'T SO BAD.

YEAH.

SOME JOKER IN A WHITE COAT HAD
TWO TOO MANY MARGARITAS FOR LUNCH,

LOOKED AT THE
X-RAYS A LITTLE FUNNY.

FOOTBALL... GONE.

THIS GONE.

NEXT STOP, SELLING
SHOES OR DRIVING A TAXI.

IT COULD ALL HAPPEN,
COULDN'T IT, CAPTAIN?

OVER MY DEAD BODY.

HMM?

THEY'LL RETIRE YOU
OVER MY DEAD BODY.

GREEN CUTLASS.

THIS IS 2203. REQUEST
ASSIST IN PURSUIT OF SUSPECT.

ROGER, 2203.10-4.

FREEZE! KEEP 'EM UP!

- HOLD IT!
- GET 'EM UP!

GET 'EM UP. HOLD IT!

HOLD IT!

DON'T DO IT!

LUCE!

A KID.

COME ON.

EVERYTHING LOOKS CLEAN, LUCY.

THEY'VE ARRESTED THE GIRL.

WE'VE GOT THE GUN, PLUS
TWO SLUGS OUT OF THE

WALL, AND A CONFESSION
FROM THE OTHER KID.

I.A.D.'S BEEN NOTIFIED, BUT
THAT'S JUST A FORMALITY.

YOU'LL HAVE TO COME IN
OFF THE STREETS FOR A WEEK.

ARE YOU OKAY?

YES. FINE. FRANK.

FRANK, CAN I SEE
YOU A MINUTE, PLEASE?

IT WAS GOOD WORK, LUCY.

HOW ARE YOU DOING, REALLY?

I AM DOING OKAY, REALLY.

I'M FINE. YEAH.

THE KID SHOT AT ME.

I KNOW HE DID.

YOU WANT ANYTHING FROM THE UNIT?

I'M GONNA GET SOME LIFESAVERS.

WHAT WAS IT?

A 14-YEAR-OLD KID WHO
SHOT A 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

COME TO MY PLACE?

I REALLY NEED YOU.