He's with Me (2013–…): Season 2, Episode 9 - Lost Boys, Part Two - full transcript

Martin and Eddie help Ted make it home safely, where Martin makes a startling discovery. Val has a heart to heart with Daniel.

Daniel, what's going on?

I was just sort
of in the neighborhood,

and just thought I'd drop in.

How did you know where I live?

I asked the woman
in the yoga studio.

I guess she's not the
best security system,

since I could've been a killer
or something, in theory.

Well, I am glad that you're not.

So, how is everything,
what's going on?

I'm fine, how are you?

Daniel.



I just had to get out of there.

Things suck in that house.

The dude drinks, and all
the woman does is cry.

Honey, I am so, so sorry.

Did you call your social worker?

Nah, not yet.

I just wanted to
stop by here first.

You ever think about
having a foster kid?

I...

No, I,

I hadn't really
thought about it.

No?

No.

Well,
some of us aren't really bad.



We have really low
expectations, so that's good.

So you don't really
need to be a great mom

to take care of me or anything.

Well, that's a relief.

Listen, Daniel.

I'm really sorry that
things are not working out

in your situation right now.

And I think that
you're a great kid.

I do!

I've never thought about
having a foster kid,

or anything like that, I mean,

Eddie and I did talk
about having kids.

Well, you know,
I'm not really a kid,

I'm turning 16 in a few months.

Well, that's true.

No diapers, no bottles.

God, I was so scared
about all of that stuff.

When I was pregnant,
I would get so nervous

that I was gonna do something,

like sit on the baby,

or that the baby
would just start crying

and I wouldn't know what
to do to make 'em be quiet.

Babies.

You know,

babies are just, such,

babies.

Yeah.

Yeah, yes, yes, yes.

But this is a big thing
we're talking about here.

Raising a kid.

Well, you know, I'm
more of a person, really.

Pretty raised.

Pretty raised, yeah.

Well, but, I own a boutique.

I have a whole yoga class
schedule to work with,

Naomi wants to open a business.

I could help you in
the boutique, you know,

I could walk Chico.

You know, I had this
dream the other night,

that I was Madonna,

this Madonna, not that Madonna.

And I had this chain
around my neck

with this goat
hanging off of it.

And everybody kept
coming up to me,

and they were going,
"Are you crazy?

"You have a goat hanging
around your neck."

And I said to them,

I think it's beautiful,

and it only weighs a pound.

That's pretty weird, isn't it.

Totally weird.

Yeah, Totally weird.

And I'm still not scared of you.

Well, I'd feel really
strange agreeing to anything

with the way
Eddie's been acting.

Find out what the hell he's
writing in that damn book yet?

Daniel, what did I
tell you about language?

See? You're such a mom.

See, you are such a manipulator.

Yep.

I think I liked that about ya.

Too cold, come on,
let's go inside.

Okay, here we go.

I don't do
this, you know this, right?

I know, I know.

But I value what
you are doing with me.

But you've done it.

Okay, alright.

Wow.

God, you're heavy today.

Wow, wow, wow, wow.

A lot has happened today.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
I am weighted down.

Nope, bap bap bap bap bap.

Holy Shit.

Excuse me,
is everything okay here?

Mailbox bro, what is your name?

Glen.

- Glen Cowboy.
- ♫ Rhinestone Cowboy

Shh shh shh.

I'm just gonna push him up,

I think it'll be faster.

I'll be down in a minute.
Come on.

Good night everybody.

I'm sorry if we woke you.

Nah, I'm good.

Good.

Glen is it?

Yeah.

Good,
I'm usually so bad about that.

Okay, goodnight.

Sleep tight.

Don't let the bitches bite.

Only if they're trite.

Wait a minute.

You're Bball hat, aren't you?

You're the guy I've
been talking to online.

I don't know what
your talking about.

Come on,
I can see it in your eyes.

We signed off that
way every night.

Yeah, okay, yeah.

But you're not gay.

Well, maybe.

I don't know.

Just waiting to find out?

I don't know. Okay?

I don't know.

Fuck.

I'm confused, alright?

I'm totally new to this.

So, was this like a test?

Look, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to.

But being online with
someone new was good.

It just seemed so...

I don't know, safe.

Safe?

Yeah, yeah. Safe. What
do you want from me?

I'm new to this stuff.

Stuff?

Why are you repeating
everything I say?

You just seem...

I know.

I know.

Being online is one thing,

but actually being with a guy is

something I really
need to figure out.

That's why I'm living here.

My wife kicked me out.

You have a wife?

You have kids?

Holy shit.

How...

I mean,
what if we decided to meet?

I would have gone
through with it probably.

I don't know,
I might have, I don't know.

I'm not sure.

Clearly.

I actually liked you.

I thought you were
this old-fashioned

good-natured guy looking
for a relationship.

Well, I'm two of those things.

I thought I'd actually
made a connection

with someone.

We did have a
connection didn't we?

God, you have nice hair.

Look, Glen.

I'm looking for something real.

I'm not looking to be
someone's experiment as they

try to figure out
who the hell they are.

Jesus.

Online or in person.

How many fucked up
people can there be?

Marty?

What's going on?

Nothing.

Nothing's going on.

Let's go.