He's with Me (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - Danny Boy - full transcript
Eddie, your baby's waiting.
No!
Baby, what's the matter?
Baby.
Baby.
How's the writing going?
What happened to your play?
It wasn't playing.
Maybe you'll get inspired.
I haven't seen you in
a couple weeks.
Well I haven't felt very missed.
I thought you'd be happy for me.
Well, I just,
I guess I thought
you'd be there for me.
Well things have gotten pithy.
Well I'm so sorry, Ted.
I will have my life fall apart
when it suits your schedule.
Your life didn't
fall apary, Marty.
You just lost your job.
Well that's basically my life.
Well I'm glad you lost it.
I'm glad you lost it, Marty
because you're
more than your job.
Val knows it, I know it.
Other people would know it
if you stopped complaining
and not needing
so much attention.
I mean eventually
there comes a point
where you gotta pull up your
socks, quit the whining,
grow a pair, and be a man!
Sorry for being harsh.
Hi Ma.
What do you mean I sound funny?
I just said hi.
No, Eddie didn't do anything.
Everything's fine with the shop,
Mom.
Actually I didn't go in today.
I took a personal day.
I don't know, everything
has just been busy lately
so hence the personal day.
Mom?
Did you ever think about
what you would have done
if you didn't have Louie and me?
Yeah, I just didn't even know
you liked to travel really.
Right, well.
Guess what, we are grown up now.
You can go.
Right.
Well I hope that heals soon.
I'm fine.
Hi, Dad.
What's he screaming
about back there?
God.
God forbid,
don't miss the Jeopardy.
Go, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Yes, I'm fine.
I was just calling to check in.
Okay.
I love you too.
Thanks, Mom.
Okay, bye.
Well, I finally got tired
of feeling sorry for myself.
I thought I would
rejoin the world.
Well,
I'm glad you chose this one.
So, you know that
my cabaret is coming up.
So you keep telling me.
You may not believe it,
but I have actual talent.
And here I thought
you were illiterate.
Going to ignore that.
Hey, since I got you home safely
after you drank New York
City a few weeks ago,
maybe you could repay the favor.
Is my eyebrow
hanging off the sun?
I'm gonna ignore that too.
There's one thing you know,
it's when a show is not working.
I need a director.
♫ I'll do everything I
can to go on without you.
♫ But what do I do
♫ With the love
Better, that was much better.
I never would have
thought of singing that song
from that perspective.
I mean,
I thought it was like love song
and like I love
you but it's like this
angry, bitter, rageful anthem
of like fuck you that
I love you kind of.
You're a born director.
Baby your hands feel so nice
but my girlfriend's coming
to pick me up for dinner.
You didn't think I was Martin.
I hardly ever call
Martin baby anymore.
And I think of shaking him
under that daytime soap opera
he's been living in lately.
Well, I'm not surprised.
If I had a problem I'd
want you to solve it.
You don't have any problems?
Well, I'm looking for a job.
Why don't you and
Martin start something?
Actually, I was thinking
of checking in with Val
and seeing if she needed
help with the store.
Brilliant idea.
Well, I'm full of them.
Wait till you've
been with me a year.
Why, what happens after a year?
You wanna get
married or something?
Like married with a
wedding and everything?
I mean it's been three weeks.
Like a wedding with tuxedos,
and a band, and cake?
I love bands and cake.
Speaking of bands, we'd
have to get wedding rings.
I mean I'm gonna have
to save up for this one.
Weddings cost money.
And I just got this promotion.
Henny you're gonna
have to get a job.
I'm gonna call Val.
Okay, Ted, I didn't
mean to freak you out.
I was just,
I don't know, I was just joking.
Okay, a year's a long ways away.
I was just joking.
Good.
Good.
Eddie, what's wrong?
I just can't figure out
what to wear to this thing.
You have been so quiet and
you wake up in cold sweats.
I'm fine.
Are you sick?
No.
I'm fine.
Well something's up.
I know my man
and you are not fine.
Yeah, what about you?
You've been
acting squirrelly too.
Have not.
You have to.
Ever since we found
out we're having a
It's a baby.
Say baby.
I can't.
Honey, it's okay to be scared.
Is it?
God, I hope so because
I'm beyond scared.
You are?
Yes.
I've never been so scared
or unsure about anything.
You know me,
fashion is the one thing
that I've been
able to stick with.
I was a roadie and then
a DJ and then an actress.
I got my cosmetology degree,
I like learning things.
But I really don't think
I wanna be a mother.
I am so glad to
hear you say that.
Cause I don't think
I wanna be a father.
I mean if we could do
it without having kids.
But,
it just doesn't feel right.
Maybe we're just
not those people.
♫ Let's come ye back when
summer's in the meadow
♫ Or when the valleys
hushed and white with snow
♫ Cause I'll be here in
sunshine or in shadow
♫ Danny Boy, Danny Boy
♫ I love you so
Wow, thank you.
Looks like
you found your calling.
That could be.
But where's the money.
Well you've got a
lot of connections.
Hey, thanks for
getting me up off my ass.
What the hell are friends for?
So how are things with Henny?
Henny wants to be
married within a year.
She said that?
Yeah, in her own way.
Women.
Yep, women.
Benny was great!
Congratulations, director.
Now you can put that
bossing people around shit
to good use.
Eloquent as ever.
By the way how
are you guys feeling
about pending parenthood.
Well, that point is moot.
What?
False alarm.
Yeah.
Actually, it's funny.
It happened right
after we decided
that we didn't
want to be parents.
To kids anyway.
You planning on
raising leprechauns?
We're gonna rescue a dog.
A dog.
Yeah.
And I'm gonna get Henny
to work at the store
as I am going to take some
time off and go back to school
and learn something.
My brain needs some learning.
Specially with
sentences like that.
Hey, cheers, Marty.
Good job.
Thank you.
To what's next.
Here's our little star.
Hey!
Thank you.
Much of the credit
goes to Martin.
That's so sweet.
What a happy bunch we all are.
And I love him.
Holy shit.
My sentiments exactly.
Julie?
Julie?
Hi Ted.
Don't let me stop you.
I was finished anyway.
That's where the song ends.
I had some manacotti last night.
I was just feeling Italian.
No!
Baby, what's the matter?
Baby.
Baby.
How's the writing going?
What happened to your play?
It wasn't playing.
Maybe you'll get inspired.
I haven't seen you in
a couple weeks.
Well I haven't felt very missed.
I thought you'd be happy for me.
Well, I just,
I guess I thought
you'd be there for me.
Well things have gotten pithy.
Well I'm so sorry, Ted.
I will have my life fall apart
when it suits your schedule.
Your life didn't
fall apary, Marty.
You just lost your job.
Well that's basically my life.
Well I'm glad you lost it.
I'm glad you lost it, Marty
because you're
more than your job.
Val knows it, I know it.
Other people would know it
if you stopped complaining
and not needing
so much attention.
I mean eventually
there comes a point
where you gotta pull up your
socks, quit the whining,
grow a pair, and be a man!
Sorry for being harsh.
Hi Ma.
What do you mean I sound funny?
I just said hi.
No, Eddie didn't do anything.
Everything's fine with the shop,
Mom.
Actually I didn't go in today.
I took a personal day.
I don't know, everything
has just been busy lately
so hence the personal day.
Mom?
Did you ever think about
what you would have done
if you didn't have Louie and me?
Yeah, I just didn't even know
you liked to travel really.
Right, well.
Guess what, we are grown up now.
You can go.
Right.
Well I hope that heals soon.
I'm fine.
Hi, Dad.
What's he screaming
about back there?
God.
God forbid,
don't miss the Jeopardy.
Go, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Yes, I'm fine.
I was just calling to check in.
Okay.
I love you too.
Thanks, Mom.
Okay, bye.
Well, I finally got tired
of feeling sorry for myself.
I thought I would
rejoin the world.
Well,
I'm glad you chose this one.
So, you know that
my cabaret is coming up.
So you keep telling me.
You may not believe it,
but I have actual talent.
And here I thought
you were illiterate.
Going to ignore that.
Hey, since I got you home safely
after you drank New York
City a few weeks ago,
maybe you could repay the favor.
Is my eyebrow
hanging off the sun?
I'm gonna ignore that too.
There's one thing you know,
it's when a show is not working.
I need a director.
♫ I'll do everything I
can to go on without you.
♫ But what do I do
♫ With the love
Better, that was much better.
I never would have
thought of singing that song
from that perspective.
I mean,
I thought it was like love song
and like I love
you but it's like this
angry, bitter, rageful anthem
of like fuck you that
I love you kind of.
You're a born director.
Baby your hands feel so nice
but my girlfriend's coming
to pick me up for dinner.
You didn't think I was Martin.
I hardly ever call
Martin baby anymore.
And I think of shaking him
under that daytime soap opera
he's been living in lately.
Well, I'm not surprised.
If I had a problem I'd
want you to solve it.
You don't have any problems?
Well, I'm looking for a job.
Why don't you and
Martin start something?
Actually, I was thinking
of checking in with Val
and seeing if she needed
help with the store.
Brilliant idea.
Well, I'm full of them.
Wait till you've
been with me a year.
Why, what happens after a year?
You wanna get
married or something?
Like married with a
wedding and everything?
I mean it's been three weeks.
Like a wedding with tuxedos,
and a band, and cake?
I love bands and cake.
Speaking of bands, we'd
have to get wedding rings.
I mean I'm gonna have
to save up for this one.
Weddings cost money.
And I just got this promotion.
Henny you're gonna
have to get a job.
I'm gonna call Val.
Okay, Ted, I didn't
mean to freak you out.
I was just,
I don't know, I was just joking.
Okay, a year's a long ways away.
I was just joking.
Good.
Good.
Eddie, what's wrong?
I just can't figure out
what to wear to this thing.
You have been so quiet and
you wake up in cold sweats.
I'm fine.
Are you sick?
No.
I'm fine.
Well something's up.
I know my man
and you are not fine.
Yeah, what about you?
You've been
acting squirrelly too.
Have not.
You have to.
Ever since we found
out we're having a
It's a baby.
Say baby.
I can't.
Honey, it's okay to be scared.
Is it?
God, I hope so because
I'm beyond scared.
You are?
Yes.
I've never been so scared
or unsure about anything.
You know me,
fashion is the one thing
that I've been
able to stick with.
I was a roadie and then
a DJ and then an actress.
I got my cosmetology degree,
I like learning things.
But I really don't think
I wanna be a mother.
I am so glad to
hear you say that.
Cause I don't think
I wanna be a father.
I mean if we could do
it without having kids.
But,
it just doesn't feel right.
Maybe we're just
not those people.
♫ Let's come ye back when
summer's in the meadow
♫ Or when the valleys
hushed and white with snow
♫ Cause I'll be here in
sunshine or in shadow
♫ Danny Boy, Danny Boy
♫ I love you so
Wow, thank you.
Looks like
you found your calling.
That could be.
But where's the money.
Well you've got a
lot of connections.
Hey, thanks for
getting me up off my ass.
What the hell are friends for?
So how are things with Henny?
Henny wants to be
married within a year.
She said that?
Yeah, in her own way.
Women.
Yep, women.
Benny was great!
Congratulations, director.
Now you can put that
bossing people around shit
to good use.
Eloquent as ever.
By the way how
are you guys feeling
about pending parenthood.
Well, that point is moot.
What?
False alarm.
Yeah.
Actually, it's funny.
It happened right
after we decided
that we didn't
want to be parents.
To kids anyway.
You planning on
raising leprechauns?
We're gonna rescue a dog.
A dog.
Yeah.
And I'm gonna get Henny
to work at the store
as I am going to take some
time off and go back to school
and learn something.
My brain needs some learning.
Specially with
sentences like that.
Hey, cheers, Marty.
Good job.
Thank you.
To what's next.
Here's our little star.
Hey!
Thank you.
Much of the credit
goes to Martin.
That's so sweet.
What a happy bunch we all are.
And I love him.
Holy shit.
My sentiments exactly.
Julie?
Julie?
Hi Ted.
Don't let me stop you.
I was finished anyway.
That's where the song ends.
I had some manacotti last night.
I was just feeling Italian.