Here Comes the Grump (1969–1970): Season 1, Episode 5 - The Good Ghost Ship - full transcript
Terry and princess Dawn are still
searching for the Crystal Key that
Grump has hidden. The key that she
must have to free her kingdom.
Grump will use every foul trick he
knows to keep them from finding it.
I don't think the
cave of the whispering
orchids is on any
of these islands.
I mean, golly, the Grump
wouldn't hide the
Crystal Key in dinky
caves like these.
I know, but I keep hoping so.
My gosh, what was that?
Look.
A ship!
- That one hit us.
- I can hear the balloon leaking.
Maybe we can make it
to one of those islands.
I got them and
they're coming down.
And this time I got plenty
of hard way to make sure
I finish them. And they're
snooping for the Crystal Key.
Brace yourself,
we're not going to make it.
If we can just keep
floating we may be okay.
But the ship.
It's coming so fast.
Terry, look.
Oh my gosh, it looks like a...
a ghost ship.
Ahoy there! Wanna come aboard the
best ghost ship in the eight seas?
This here sea is number
eight, you know.
Don't be a fear to me.
I'm a good pirate if
there ever was one.
We're ghosts, you know.
We could use a good fast lift.
But we can't come
aboard a ghost ship.
It's not solid.
Yeah, kind of figured
you say that.
Come on, you see.
Get all tools our friends.
A ship!
Will blow me down.
You nitwit numbskull. Lain
brain lard head lizard.
When I say blow me down,
I don't mean blow me down.
Any noodle head knows that the
technical pirate term of a seafaring men.
Stupid dragon.
It's solid, all right.
That will make it all the
worse that was the
Grump shooting at us.
Oh wouldn't you know it.
That lucky Terry and princess Dawn.
They got on that ship.
Don't scare us,
whiskey him.
They don't call us the good
ghost ship for nothing.
- Whoa, whoa.
- Yeah, I'm an ancient man.
But I ain't so ancient you
see, no surely why'd you go.
I'm Pinnacle Bill.
I can squeeze through a keyhole
or floated high as the
sailor's moon if I have to.
I'm Buccaneer Bob.
I used to sell corn
for a buccaneer.
That's a joke.
Don't you get it?
A buck dollar in here.
He can't do that to us.
This is a ghost ship.
I guess this just proves it'll
sink like an ordinary ship.
As long as we're on it.
Ahoy there!
Drop anchor and surrender
I want princess Dawn and Terry.
You do, do you?
Well you're not gonna
get him, so there.
Aye! You ain't got a
ghost of a chance.
Okay you asked for it.
We did it, princess Dawn.
Hi diddle dee dee!
Score one for me.
This battle ain't over yet.
Yeah, you miss me.
Dee, deed ye.
Diddle hi diddle dee dee.
Grump is in the sea.
Terry, this chart it shows a
place called the island of flowers.
A flowers?
Golly! That could be the
place where we'd find...
The Key for the Whispering Orchids.
And the Crystal Key.
Oh sail ahead.
To the Island of Flowers
For the port.
- Where, where?
- Straight ahead.
With no Grumps allowed.
They're gonna find out
nobody leaves me behind.
And you're gonna earn
your keep for a change.
Get going. Pull this bar,
shall open lizard. Go!
That's it.
Now you're flapping. Faster!
- We're gaining on them.
- Here comes the Grump.
To your battle stations
all hands on deck!
You stay here at the wheel, princess,
and try to keep out of things.
But I've never steered
a whole ship before.
I've always left such things
to my royal admirals.
We'll just keep his head into
those flowery clouds, see him?
Yes. Oh, the island the flowers must
be just beyond the horizon, Terry.
And the Grump's not going to
keep us from getting there.
If I can help it.
Whoa! Slow down! Look you
knucklehead numb, you passed them.
You passed them.
Look out the rocks.
Turn it off, dummy.
Stop! Come back.
Wow, I said.
Watch where you're
stopping, ding-dong.
Now look what you've done.
You doodle brain ding-a-ling.
We did it!
We did it!
Hi, diddle dee doo.
Now the grump won't bother you.
The smarty alex.
They're getting away all
because of you,
you cornheaded crocodile.
No, none of your dumb
sneeze allergy now.
That settles it.
I'm giving you
just one more chance
to earn your keeps.
Savvy. Get going lead bottom follow
that ship get it up your head.
We should have a celebration.
I could enjoy a nice
smoke steak right now.
Oh that's a bully idea.
Come on,
everybody below deck.
Oh no. One of us had
better stay at the wheel.
I'll take it princess.
No. Let me, Terry. It
makes me feel as if I'm
truly guiding us toward
the end of our search. Now.
Okay, I know how you feel.
Come on, Bip. If there's
anything good to eat aboard
this ghost ship we'll
bring something up to her.
Now, keep it down, dragon.
They ain't seen us yet.
She'll want more.
Don't worry one thing about ghost
food it don't stay with you.
Now "Olay yo ho"!
Terry!
Princess Dawn!
Terry, help me.
Ah, I got it now!
You can all say goodbye to
your friend, princess Dawn.
We've got to save her.
Turn the ship around.
He's good
should you hit that.
Even a good ghost ship
can't catch a flying dragon.
We'll be too late, mate.
Will be too late.
If you'll just simmer down
we might have a chance.
Sorry I have to leave so
soon this way princess.
But an old pirate ships there ain't
no other way but walking the plank.
I won't! I won't!
I am a princess.
I will not cower before
a brute like you, Grump.
- Walk, I said.
- You can't make me.
Oh, no!
Too bad your friends
ain't here to see
how I helped you get
where you're going.
Quick!
I know I'm not dreaming.
How could this happen.
We got here just in
time, princess Dawn.
It was Terry's idea.
Watch out now.
We travel fast.
Oh no, you don't go find your own
crow's nest, you overgrown sardine.
This is my ship and I here and
now declare you a stowaway.
There, that does it.
The patch is holding fine.
And we don't have to
worry about the Grump now.
We can speed ahead without fear.
Hi! Your birdie balloon
looks mighty ship shape.
- Hope you have smooth sailing.
- And find what you're looking for.
Hey, beyond those flowery clouds
that's where you'll find it.
Oh, would you.
Oh, but wait we must tell you how
grateful we are to all of you.
Oh, the ship, Terry.
It just faded away.
I don't think they're really gone.
Listen.
Sailing, sailing,
over the bounding main
For many most the wind blow
rans nag in me
- See what I mean?
- Uh-huh I like their song.
Sailing, sailing,
over the ghosty sea
To reach the place
where we will find
the one with Crystal Key
We may not be the best singers
in the world, but we try hard.
Subtitles: Kilo
searching for the Crystal Key that
Grump has hidden. The key that she
must have to free her kingdom.
Grump will use every foul trick he
knows to keep them from finding it.
I don't think the
cave of the whispering
orchids is on any
of these islands.
I mean, golly, the Grump
wouldn't hide the
Crystal Key in dinky
caves like these.
I know, but I keep hoping so.
My gosh, what was that?
Look.
A ship!
- That one hit us.
- I can hear the balloon leaking.
Maybe we can make it
to one of those islands.
I got them and
they're coming down.
And this time I got plenty
of hard way to make sure
I finish them. And they're
snooping for the Crystal Key.
Brace yourself,
we're not going to make it.
If we can just keep
floating we may be okay.
But the ship.
It's coming so fast.
Terry, look.
Oh my gosh, it looks like a...
a ghost ship.
Ahoy there! Wanna come aboard the
best ghost ship in the eight seas?
This here sea is number
eight, you know.
Don't be a fear to me.
I'm a good pirate if
there ever was one.
We're ghosts, you know.
We could use a good fast lift.
But we can't come
aboard a ghost ship.
It's not solid.
Yeah, kind of figured
you say that.
Come on, you see.
Get all tools our friends.
A ship!
Will blow me down.
You nitwit numbskull. Lain
brain lard head lizard.
When I say blow me down,
I don't mean blow me down.
Any noodle head knows that the
technical pirate term of a seafaring men.
Stupid dragon.
It's solid, all right.
That will make it all the
worse that was the
Grump shooting at us.
Oh wouldn't you know it.
That lucky Terry and princess Dawn.
They got on that ship.
Don't scare us,
whiskey him.
They don't call us the good
ghost ship for nothing.
- Whoa, whoa.
- Yeah, I'm an ancient man.
But I ain't so ancient you
see, no surely why'd you go.
I'm Pinnacle Bill.
I can squeeze through a keyhole
or floated high as the
sailor's moon if I have to.
I'm Buccaneer Bob.
I used to sell corn
for a buccaneer.
That's a joke.
Don't you get it?
A buck dollar in here.
He can't do that to us.
This is a ghost ship.
I guess this just proves it'll
sink like an ordinary ship.
As long as we're on it.
Ahoy there!
Drop anchor and surrender
I want princess Dawn and Terry.
You do, do you?
Well you're not gonna
get him, so there.
Aye! You ain't got a
ghost of a chance.
Okay you asked for it.
We did it, princess Dawn.
Hi diddle dee dee!
Score one for me.
This battle ain't over yet.
Yeah, you miss me.
Dee, deed ye.
Diddle hi diddle dee dee.
Grump is in the sea.
Terry, this chart it shows a
place called the island of flowers.
A flowers?
Golly! That could be the
place where we'd find...
The Key for the Whispering Orchids.
And the Crystal Key.
Oh sail ahead.
To the Island of Flowers
For the port.
- Where, where?
- Straight ahead.
With no Grumps allowed.
They're gonna find out
nobody leaves me behind.
And you're gonna earn
your keep for a change.
Get going. Pull this bar,
shall open lizard. Go!
That's it.
Now you're flapping. Faster!
- We're gaining on them.
- Here comes the Grump.
To your battle stations
all hands on deck!
You stay here at the wheel, princess,
and try to keep out of things.
But I've never steered
a whole ship before.
I've always left such things
to my royal admirals.
We'll just keep his head into
those flowery clouds, see him?
Yes. Oh, the island the flowers must
be just beyond the horizon, Terry.
And the Grump's not going to
keep us from getting there.
If I can help it.
Whoa! Slow down! Look you
knucklehead numb, you passed them.
You passed them.
Look out the rocks.
Turn it off, dummy.
Stop! Come back.
Wow, I said.
Watch where you're
stopping, ding-dong.
Now look what you've done.
You doodle brain ding-a-ling.
We did it!
We did it!
Hi, diddle dee doo.
Now the grump won't bother you.
The smarty alex.
They're getting away all
because of you,
you cornheaded crocodile.
No, none of your dumb
sneeze allergy now.
That settles it.
I'm giving you
just one more chance
to earn your keeps.
Savvy. Get going lead bottom follow
that ship get it up your head.
We should have a celebration.
I could enjoy a nice
smoke steak right now.
Oh that's a bully idea.
Come on,
everybody below deck.
Oh no. One of us had
better stay at the wheel.
I'll take it princess.
No. Let me, Terry. It
makes me feel as if I'm
truly guiding us toward
the end of our search. Now.
Okay, I know how you feel.
Come on, Bip. If there's
anything good to eat aboard
this ghost ship we'll
bring something up to her.
Now, keep it down, dragon.
They ain't seen us yet.
She'll want more.
Don't worry one thing about ghost
food it don't stay with you.
Now "Olay yo ho"!
Terry!
Princess Dawn!
Terry, help me.
Ah, I got it now!
You can all say goodbye to
your friend, princess Dawn.
We've got to save her.
Turn the ship around.
He's good
should you hit that.
Even a good ghost ship
can't catch a flying dragon.
We'll be too late, mate.
Will be too late.
If you'll just simmer down
we might have a chance.
Sorry I have to leave so
soon this way princess.
But an old pirate ships there ain't
no other way but walking the plank.
I won't! I won't!
I am a princess.
I will not cower before
a brute like you, Grump.
- Walk, I said.
- You can't make me.
Oh, no!
Too bad your friends
ain't here to see
how I helped you get
where you're going.
Quick!
I know I'm not dreaming.
How could this happen.
We got here just in
time, princess Dawn.
It was Terry's idea.
Watch out now.
We travel fast.
Oh no, you don't go find your own
crow's nest, you overgrown sardine.
This is my ship and I here and
now declare you a stowaway.
There, that does it.
The patch is holding fine.
And we don't have to
worry about the Grump now.
We can speed ahead without fear.
Hi! Your birdie balloon
looks mighty ship shape.
- Hope you have smooth sailing.
- And find what you're looking for.
Hey, beyond those flowery clouds
that's where you'll find it.
Oh, would you.
Oh, but wait we must tell you how
grateful we are to all of you.
Oh, the ship, Terry.
It just faded away.
I don't think they're really gone.
Listen.
Sailing, sailing,
over the bounding main
For many most the wind blow
rans nag in me
- See what I mean?
- Uh-huh I like their song.
Sailing, sailing,
over the ghosty sea
To reach the place
where we will find
the one with Crystal Key
We may not be the best singers
in the world, but we try hard.
Subtitles: Kilo