Here Comes the Grump (1969–1970): Season 1, Episode 13 - Witch Is Witch? - full transcript
Still no sign of the Grump, Terry.
That's good. Hey, you
know if we're lucky,
Maybe we'll find the
Cave of the Whispering
Orchids and the Crystal
Key in this forest.
Oh, I sure hope so.
Otherwise my land will
remain under the curse
of gloom forever.
All because of the Grump.
The Grump. This evil scoundrel
will use every trick of his
villainous trade to make sure
they never reach the Crystal Key.
Why? Because villainy
is his business.
Don't sneeze now, stupid.
I think I hear him coming.
You dumb-dumb dragon, you!
Look, Terry!
It's the Grump.
Hey! Looks like old Grump is
going to be tied up for a while.
Faster, dragon!
Or we lose them in these woods.
Watch out or will
you hit that tree.
Whoa!
When I get out of here, dragon.
You will pay for this.
Golly, look at that house.
With Grump on our heels maybe
whoever lives there will help us.
That's a good idea.
We'll hide the carriage behind this
club of trees so Grump won't find it.
Now remember,
whoever comes to the door,
if we don't like their looks
we'll make a run for it.
Oh, company.
How nice, to come in.
Thank you.
Now what can I do
for you, nice children?
There's a villain called the Grump
and he's out there in the forest.
Oh, dear!
Keep your eyes open,
you blooblerhead.
They're around here somewhere.
Now, you just sit and have some
of my nice teeny weeny cookies.
Oh my!
I wonder who that is.
I'm sorry sir, but you're
not welcome here.
Come on, open up! I want that
princess Dawn and Terry.
You can't fool me.
I know they're in there.
Oh, boy!
This just isn't my day.
It serves him right.
He's a a nasty man.
Nasty. Oh, why did I have to
say that word. Nasty.
Who are you? What are
you doing in my house?
Why,you invited us.
At least I thought you did.
Nonsense I never
saw any of you before.
Now get out of my house.
Out! Out!
But we can't. The Grump is
out there and he's after us.
You mean that mean
nasty and ugly Mr. Grump?
Oh, goody!
He's just my type.
Well, if the Grump wants
you he shall have you.
Golly!
We fell right through
that trap door.
Oh, Terry, look over there.
It doesn't look
too friendly, does it?
Good heavens!
What is that?
Don't be afraid.
We aren't nasty spooks.
I'm pumpkin and he's Jackal.
We're pleased to meet you.
We like the witch when she's nice
but we don't get much of a chance.
Why not?
Because she keeps us
in ghostly bondage.
And she only lets us
have fun on halloween.
You're lucky. She's going to turn
us over to that villan Grump.
Shh! I think I hear him coming.
I'll go see.
I'll show them.
I'll climb into that upstairs window.
Nobody's gonna scare me away.
Oh!
Oh, goody!
That must be him now.
So good of you
to call, Mr. Grump.
I have some lovely
prisoners to give you.
You mean princess Dawn and Terry?
Hum-hum.
Say, that's mighty nice you.
Nice? Oh, you shouldn't
have said that word.
Go away,
you mean old Grump.
I won't let you near
my charming guests.
Hey, wait a minute.
Isn't there some way
out of this dungeon?
Yes! There's a secret tunnel
that leads to the forest.
And we'd better hurry too.
Because any minute now,
the witch will be nasty again.
Follow us.
I guess the children must be hiding
from that nasty Mr. Grump.
Oh dear, I said it again.
The Grump?
What's keeping the dear boy.
Oh, there he is.
He's so romantic.
Oh, Romeo, Romeo!
I should be on my balcony.
That dumb witch has got those kids
in there and I'm gonna get them.
Oh, I will for to my Romeo.
Here, dogface.
I baked you a cake with
my old little lambds.
Boy, this doesn't take for cake.
Okay! You can all come out now,
the coast is clear.
Grump must be inside the castle.
I hope he stays there until
we can get to the basket car.
So do I.
Come on, let's go.
They ain't down there.
Oh, those rascal spooks.
They opened the tunnel door.
Come on!
The tunnel ends in the forest.
Goodbye and good luck.
But you should come with us
this is your chance to escape.
There they are, Grump.
They got my spooks.
I've got to get my broom.
And I've got to get my dragon.
You'd better hurry
before it's too late.
I suggest we join our friend and fast.
I agree.
Up we go.
Those kids are getting away.
I gotta find my stupid dragon.
I think I found him.
Well, we're on our
way safe and sound.
You spoke too soon, Terry.
Because here comes the witch.
Come back here with my spooks.
You ghost's rustlers.
Faster, you dingling,
or we lose them.
Oh, Terry, Grump
is chasing us too.
I'm going as fast as I can.
Get out of the way, sister.
I gotta catch those kids.
They're not getting
away with my ghosts.
Ladies first.
I wouldn't fly in front
of me sister, it ain't safe.
Oh, fire!
That does it.
Time out for a safety tip.
There's nothing like baking soda
for putting out small fires.
Quick driving and get going.
Dark canyon is just ahead.
Maybe we can
lose them there.
I sure hope so. Because
they're closing in on us.
They went into dark canyon.
Dark canyon? That's another trap.
Slow down, dragon. Stop, I said.
Whoa!
They had to make a forced landing.
You broke my broomstick.
My lovely broomstick.
Huh!
Big deal!
What's it good for anyway?
I'll show you what it's good for.
Will keep them busy for a while.
Now that we're safe
Jackel and I will go up and
visit the man in the moon.
Yes why don't you join us?
Some other time, maybe.
Well, anyway, good
luck to both of you.
Goodbye now.
Adios!
Happy halloween.
What is this halloween
they speak up, Terry?
From now on it'll probably be
every night of the year for them.
Subtitles: Kilo
Be sure to be with
us next week,
when Terry, Bip and
myself seek refuge in the
cookie castle of the
absent-minded wizard.
Where we are turned into mice.
There's more magic going on
than you can shake a stick at.
That's good. Hey, you
know if we're lucky,
Maybe we'll find the
Cave of the Whispering
Orchids and the Crystal
Key in this forest.
Oh, I sure hope so.
Otherwise my land will
remain under the curse
of gloom forever.
All because of the Grump.
The Grump. This evil scoundrel
will use every trick of his
villainous trade to make sure
they never reach the Crystal Key.
Why? Because villainy
is his business.
Don't sneeze now, stupid.
I think I hear him coming.
You dumb-dumb dragon, you!
Look, Terry!
It's the Grump.
Hey! Looks like old Grump is
going to be tied up for a while.
Faster, dragon!
Or we lose them in these woods.
Watch out or will
you hit that tree.
Whoa!
When I get out of here, dragon.
You will pay for this.
Golly, look at that house.
With Grump on our heels maybe
whoever lives there will help us.
That's a good idea.
We'll hide the carriage behind this
club of trees so Grump won't find it.
Now remember,
whoever comes to the door,
if we don't like their looks
we'll make a run for it.
Oh, company.
How nice, to come in.
Thank you.
Now what can I do
for you, nice children?
There's a villain called the Grump
and he's out there in the forest.
Oh, dear!
Keep your eyes open,
you blooblerhead.
They're around here somewhere.
Now, you just sit and have some
of my nice teeny weeny cookies.
Oh my!
I wonder who that is.
I'm sorry sir, but you're
not welcome here.
Come on, open up! I want that
princess Dawn and Terry.
You can't fool me.
I know they're in there.
Oh, boy!
This just isn't my day.
It serves him right.
He's a a nasty man.
Nasty. Oh, why did I have to
say that word. Nasty.
Who are you? What are
you doing in my house?
Why,you invited us.
At least I thought you did.
Nonsense I never
saw any of you before.
Now get out of my house.
Out! Out!
But we can't. The Grump is
out there and he's after us.
You mean that mean
nasty and ugly Mr. Grump?
Oh, goody!
He's just my type.
Well, if the Grump wants
you he shall have you.
Golly!
We fell right through
that trap door.
Oh, Terry, look over there.
It doesn't look
too friendly, does it?
Good heavens!
What is that?
Don't be afraid.
We aren't nasty spooks.
I'm pumpkin and he's Jackal.
We're pleased to meet you.
We like the witch when she's nice
but we don't get much of a chance.
Why not?
Because she keeps us
in ghostly bondage.
And she only lets us
have fun on halloween.
You're lucky. She's going to turn
us over to that villan Grump.
Shh! I think I hear him coming.
I'll go see.
I'll show them.
I'll climb into that upstairs window.
Nobody's gonna scare me away.
Oh!
Oh, goody!
That must be him now.
So good of you
to call, Mr. Grump.
I have some lovely
prisoners to give you.
You mean princess Dawn and Terry?
Hum-hum.
Say, that's mighty nice you.
Nice? Oh, you shouldn't
have said that word.
Go away,
you mean old Grump.
I won't let you near
my charming guests.
Hey, wait a minute.
Isn't there some way
out of this dungeon?
Yes! There's a secret tunnel
that leads to the forest.
And we'd better hurry too.
Because any minute now,
the witch will be nasty again.
Follow us.
I guess the children must be hiding
from that nasty Mr. Grump.
Oh dear, I said it again.
The Grump?
What's keeping the dear boy.
Oh, there he is.
He's so romantic.
Oh, Romeo, Romeo!
I should be on my balcony.
That dumb witch has got those kids
in there and I'm gonna get them.
Oh, I will for to my Romeo.
Here, dogface.
I baked you a cake with
my old little lambds.
Boy, this doesn't take for cake.
Okay! You can all come out now,
the coast is clear.
Grump must be inside the castle.
I hope he stays there until
we can get to the basket car.
So do I.
Come on, let's go.
They ain't down there.
Oh, those rascal spooks.
They opened the tunnel door.
Come on!
The tunnel ends in the forest.
Goodbye and good luck.
But you should come with us
this is your chance to escape.
There they are, Grump.
They got my spooks.
I've got to get my broom.
And I've got to get my dragon.
You'd better hurry
before it's too late.
I suggest we join our friend and fast.
I agree.
Up we go.
Those kids are getting away.
I gotta find my stupid dragon.
I think I found him.
Well, we're on our
way safe and sound.
You spoke too soon, Terry.
Because here comes the witch.
Come back here with my spooks.
You ghost's rustlers.
Faster, you dingling,
or we lose them.
Oh, Terry, Grump
is chasing us too.
I'm going as fast as I can.
Get out of the way, sister.
I gotta catch those kids.
They're not getting
away with my ghosts.
Ladies first.
I wouldn't fly in front
of me sister, it ain't safe.
Oh, fire!
That does it.
Time out for a safety tip.
There's nothing like baking soda
for putting out small fires.
Quick driving and get going.
Dark canyon is just ahead.
Maybe we can
lose them there.
I sure hope so. Because
they're closing in on us.
They went into dark canyon.
Dark canyon? That's another trap.
Slow down, dragon. Stop, I said.
Whoa!
They had to make a forced landing.
You broke my broomstick.
My lovely broomstick.
Huh!
Big deal!
What's it good for anyway?
I'll show you what it's good for.
Will keep them busy for a while.
Now that we're safe
Jackel and I will go up and
visit the man in the moon.
Yes why don't you join us?
Some other time, maybe.
Well, anyway, good
luck to both of you.
Goodbye now.
Adios!
Happy halloween.
What is this halloween
they speak up, Terry?
From now on it'll probably be
every night of the year for them.
Subtitles: Kilo
Be sure to be with
us next week,
when Terry, Bip and
myself seek refuge in the
cookie castle of the
absent-minded wizard.
Where we are turned into mice.
There's more magic going on
than you can shake a stick at.