Here Comes Your Man (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 5 - True Blue - full transcript

- Good morning beautiful.

- Good morning.

You made breakfast.

- Did you know that I'm a great cook?

- Mm. I don't mind waking up like this.

- I can rub your throat so
you could swallow easier.

- Just chew it and spit it in my mouth.

Like a mama bird.

(laughter)

What? A daddy bird.

- A Papi bird.



(laughter)

- Shut up.

- Are you excited about today?

- Nervous.

- Don't be.

They'll love you.

You're talented.

- This is pretty.

- My Bendita Cruz.

- What does that mean?

- My mom got it for me.

It was blessed with 100%
pure Mexican Holy water.

- Do you, do you believe
in all that stuff?

- What? God



- Mmhmm

- I like to believe whatever
my mom tells me to believe.

- So a mama's boy?

- A daddy's boy. Papi's boy.

- Okay, okay, okay. That's enough.

The joke's over.

- What are you doing before the show?

- I have to hang out with Cassie,

she's got a meeting with her agent.

She wants me to come along.

- That doesn't sound like much fun.

- I'm keeping an open mind.

(lighthearted guitar music)

- Do script writers usually
specify the bra sizes

of the female characters?

- Yes.

- Cassie, Cassie,
Cassie. Hey, how are you?

It's been a while.

- You let them cut my
scenes from Numera Muerte.

- Come on, Welcome to Hollywood

where editors rule the land.

- Do you know how embarrassing that was?

My whole family was watching

and you haven't even gotten
me an audition in two months.

- I can't package you.

Tell me how you want
me to sell you Cassie.

Tell me how to do my job.

Okay? Cause I need to market you.

I need, I need to find your brand.

Look at this guy right here.

I can market him easily.

Mischievous bottom.

- Like the Grinch?

- Grinch is a verse, mischievous
bottom like Jeffrey Dahmer.

- Oh.

- Look, Chris Nolan is
casting his next movie

and he wants it to be genuine.

He's only casting real Cubano.

So if you want an audition,
I suggest you get a tan.

- I can't do that.

- You gotta take the things
you want in this town.

You, you think Natalie
Wood cared that she wasn't

Puerto Rican before she
auditioned for West Side Story?

No. You think she cared
that she couldn't dance?

No. You think she cared
that she couldn't sing?

No. Okay?

She, she, she doesn't. She doesn't care.

- But Yates?

- No buts.

Actually I'm gonna call
Natalie Wood right now

and I'm gonna ask her if
anybody gave her anything

in this town and I'll tell
you what she's gonna say.

No, she took what she wanted.

Okay.

- I want to know if you still
want to be my agent Yates

- Cassie, Cassie.

I want you to listen closely.

You're nothing to me.

Nothing but a great actress

- Then get me an audition.

- This again?

- Mr. Delaray?

- What?

- Mr. Delaray, There's been a problem

on the set of the new peacock show.

Alyssa Turner didn't arrive on set.

- What happened?

- She's been murdered.

- Dang it.

- They wanna know if we have
any actresses to replace her?

- No.

- Okay.

- I can do it.

- Yes. Yes, Cassie can do it.

- Okay. I'll let them know.

- You see now you're
thinking like Natalie Wood.

You're taking the things
you don't deserve.

I gotta, I gotta take this.

- You're gonna be on a TV show

I wonder what happened
to that girl though?

- Who cares?

- Huh.

- Hey

- Is it okay to talk?

- Yeah. It's okay.

- Okay. I wasn't sure

I've never been to one of these before.

- Just be casual. Be cool.

Act like you hate everything
and you'll impress somebody.

- Got it.

- Thank you for coming.

- Thank you for inviting me.

- I'll be back, mingle?

- Okay.

- What a piece of shit, huh?

- I was thinking the exact same thing.

- Hey.

- Hey, you came.

- Why wouldn't I? It's important to you.

- It is.

It really is.

- You're making it happen.

- Oh, cheers.

Oh, what are you doing after this?

We're all going to Cassie's.

What?

- I know we're going
to Cassie's after this.

- Shit. I'm sorry.

- Look, I get it.

We're not as close as we used to be.

- It's my fault.

- Yeah, I know.

Aaron, I was there when you needed me.

I don't want to be the
friend that you call

when you need a ride home or
you need a shoulder to cry

on or you need help
with your fucking taxes.

Not anymore.

I don't wanna be an afterthought.

I'm not going to be an afterthought.

What?

- Nothing, I just haven't
seen you give a shit

about anything in a long time.

- Well, fuck you.

Please help me with my taxes though.

I really do not know what I am doing.

- Use turbo tax.

- The wine here tastes like fucking ass.

- At least it's free.

- Not even good.

- I need to steal you for a minute.

- Hey buddy.

- I just wanna remind you
about your expectations

and keeping them in the realm of reality.

- Wait, what?

- Aaron? It doesn't look

like you'll be selling your
piece tonight, but that's okay.

You're just getting started.

- Oh, okay.

Did, did I do something wrong?

- No. It's important for
you to remind yourself

that this isn't why you make art.

What does it mean to you?

Why do, why do we create art?
Or Aaron, specifically you?

And specifically this.

Why did you create art?

- You did it.

- Did I?

I didn't sell.

- Who cares? Artists are usually dead

by the time they sell their art.

- That's true. Oscar Wilde.

- Nick Drake

- Jeff Buckley

- Emily Dickinson

- Edgar Allen Poe.

- No, no, he doesn't have
to be dead to sell art.

- He just needs a new angle.

- I disagree.

I think he should kill yourself, Aaron.

- I'm with him.

- He likes you.

You make him really happy.

- He makes me really happy.

And you're great.

Thank you so much for coming.

- Thank you for inviting me.

You're really talented.

- You know, I think Julio
was nervous about us meeting.

I, I think he was nervous.

We might not get

along or something,
which is, which is crazy.

- That's probably because
I'd burn your house

to the fucking ground with you in it

if you ever hurt him.

- I can drive a U-Haul.

I'm just terrified to do it.

That's really the least of my problems.

Moving is stressful in general.

- Why'd they refuse to extend your lease.

- They're knocking the building down.

Fucking Sears is coming in

and taking over the whole place.

Goddamn conglomerate.

- Why don't you move in with me?

- Oh. Sorry. That's that's
not what I was getting at.

I wasn't expecting you to ask me that

or for you to be okay with that.

- Do you want to move in with me?

Well, I know you like your space

and that that's not what I meant at all.

- Want to move in with me.

- I'd never step on your toes in that way.

I, I know that you ..

- Do you want to move in with me?

- Yes.

- Then it's settled.

(speaking Spanish)

(laughter)

- Oh, your mom's gonna hate me.

- Oh, she hates everyone.

Don't worry.

But you'll grow on her.

Like you did on me.

- I'm persistent.

- Like a roach

- Or I don't know, like
literally anything else. Okay.

- I'll get us drinks.

- Gracias, mucho.

- That's horrible.

- It's been a while.

Sorry to barge in like this.

- It's all right.

- How'd it go?

- The show?

- Yeah. Malcolm told me about it.

- Oh. Yeah. I think it went as well

as it could go without
actually selling anything.

- Well, If you did sell it

what would you have to look forward to?

I mean, you didn't think
it'd be that easy, did you?

If you sold it, it'd be done.

And your story isn't done yet.

What?

- Just a little annoyed.

- Why?

- Because that is exactly
what I needed to hear.

- Well, what's a fighter without a fight?

- How was Omaha?

- I learned a lot about myself.

- Oh?

- Yeah. Well we could grab a coffee

and I'll tell you about it someday.

- Yeah. Someday.

- I missed you.

I don't, I don't know if
I can say that or not.

Or if it's like,
inappropriate or whatever.

Cause I saw that fellow walking away.

Look, I'm not here to
intrude on this new life

you're building for yourself.

- I missed you too, Jordan. Just shut up.

- Sorry. I just wanted you to know.

I want you to know a lot of things.

I've been thinking
about my life before you

and about my life after
you and I can't help

but noticing I like who I am now

and I didn't so much before.

So thank you.

- Well, gosh.

You're welcome.

- Is he your...?

- Yes.

- Are you happy?

- Yes. Yeah, I am.

I have a good feeling about it.

How did you know we were gonna be here?

- Where else would you celebrate?

- Right? That's fair.

So what's the plan now?

- Make some waves, be myself.

What about you?

- When I know you'll know.

- Yeah. I bet. Here comes your man.

(uplifting music)

- Sorry for the wait.

- What does it mean to you?

Why did we create art? Or
Aaron, specifically you.

And specifically this.

Why did you create art?

- Just to crystallize moments.

You memorize the freckles and moles

on people's faces ..

- Hey, it's been awhile.

- It's imperfections that

- It's good to have you back.

- Perfect.

- Good to be back.

- When you choose these moments in time.

Maybe they existed and maybe they didn't.

- I'm happy you're home.

- I missed you, man.

- Me too.

- But it doesn't matter

because that moment belongs
to you and nobody else.

I made this because I
wanted to keep a moment

forever to make the world
small and make it belong to me.

Just me.

- What are you thinking about?

- Nothing.

♪ I am not a rain cloud
here to keep you warm ♪

♪ when we go back ♪

♪ in the closet after the storm. ♪

♪ I'm not a match ♪

♪ simply waiting to burn.
All I am is a friend ♪

♪ your friend, your friend 'til the end. ♪

♪ I am not a witness here to call you in ♪

♪ for the things that you done
or the thing that you did. ♪

♪ And I'm not the shadow
of anyone you've been ♪

♪ All I am is a friend,
your friend to the end. ♪

♪ All I am is a friend,
your friend to the end. ♪