Here Comes Your Man (2021–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Here Comes Your Man - full transcript
Aaron tries to navigate his casual relationship with Julio into somewhere more serious. Jordan settles into Omaha to record his album. Cassie and Malcolm reignite their romance.
(bird chirping)
(cell phone ringing)
(Julio groaning)
(Julio speaking Spanish)
- I love you.
Bye.
Come on, let's move.
- What's the rush?
- Well, I shouldn't have
let you spend the night
in the first place.
We can hang out, watch
movies, fuck around,
but that's it.
No breakfast, nothing else.
It'll get confusing.
- For me or for you?
(Julio laughing)
- Definitely for you.
(Aaron laughing)
- That's probably true.
- Any plans today?
- Well, I have to go to my job.
Just thought I'd have
a sugar daddy by now.
- Well, I'm sorry that's not me.
- That's okay.
I'm in a new season of my life.
I'm taking control, I am
doing things for myself,
being independent, et cetera, et cetera.
- That's great.
- I think we should both call off work.
Come on, we can stay in bed,
watch gory horror movies.
You can play with my hair.
- And what about what you just
said about being independent?
- Well, a boy can change his mind.
- You need to go.
- Fine.
No surprise there.
Another man that just
wants me for my body.
(Julio laughing)
- Okay.
Shut up.
(cell phone typing)
- So Cassie's show is preparing tonight
and a couple of us are gonna be watching.
- No.
- I was thinking-
- No.
- That maybe you could join us.
- No, Aaron.
If I showed up, people might get the idea
that we're together.
- And what's wrong with that?
- Well, we're not.
- We're not not together.
We don't have sex with other people.
We know so much about each other
we can practically finish each other's
sentences.
Julio, it's.
- Aaron, this is fine for now.
We're having fun, that's enough.
Right?
- Right.
(upbeat music)
How many times do I have to have sex
with someone before they love me?
- It's your own fault.
Stop answering his texts.
Don't go over when he wants you to.
- Well, Cassie, that would mean
I would not see him anymore.
- Excuse me.
- Why does he need to be your boyfriend?
Why do you need that label so badly?
The point of choosing
to be gay is throwing away societal norms
and look at you begging for a label.
- Choosing?
I mean, wouldn't it be crazy
if I had a normal well
adjusted relationship?
Wouldn't that be crazy?
- [Customer] Excuse me.
- So crazy.
- I'm sorry to interrupt.
- Did you tell Dustin
about my show tonight?
- No, I thought you were going to.
- Aaron, fuck!
- Um, can I see this in a medium?
- Who is that?
- It's a customer.
- How can I help you, ma'am?
(cell phone ringing)
- Hey, Cassie.
- [Cassie] Hey, so this
idiot forgot to tell you
that my episode is premiering tonight.
We're gonna watch it together.
You in?
- What time?
- [Cassie] Seven.
- One sec.
Yeah, I think I can make it.
- [Cassie] See you then.
(gentle music)
(cell phone notification ringing)
(cell phone notification ringing)
- Hey, Dustin, want some fries?
- No, Densel!
(Luciana speaking Spanish)
(Julio speaking Spanish)
(Luciana speaking Spanish)
(Julio speaking Spanish)
(Luciana speaking Spanish)
(Julio speaking Spanish)
(Luciana speaking Spanish)
(Julio speaking Spanish)
(Luciana speaking Spanish)
(Betty clearing her throat)
- I love this.
- Fucking shit!
Really?
(Aaron chuckling)
Oh, I'm sorry but, really?
- We don't have space for much,
but we can have this piece.
Please don't be offended by that,
but we just have a lot of
people wanting to be involved-
- [Aaron] No, no.
- Art.
- That's great.
One piece, that's fine.
- Happy to hear.
- Thank you.
Thank you so much.
(cell phone typing)
- Hey, Jordan, you ready for a take?
- I don't mind being left out in the rain.
I don't care.
You can do anything.
Take my hand and lead me up to your place.
Dry my hair and cover me.
Wrap me in your grace.
- So Tess tells me you're gay.
- Oh, well, I-
- Don't worry, man.
I'm not gonna hit you or anything.
- Okay.
- My niece's boyfriend is gay.
We're really supportive of him.
Gotta stick up for the
challenged people, you know?
- Hmm-hm, I know what
you're trying to say.
- You know, when I first met you,
I thought you were just another
scrawny Los Angeles asshole.
But there's more to you than that, Jordan.
I think you're really talented too.
- Okay, yeah.
Thanks, Gus.
That means a lot.
You know, this has been a
dream of mine for a long time.
(Gus yawning)
- I am tired.
I'm gonna go home.
- What the fuck was that about?
- Get used to it.
- She's a big deal, right?
- Betty Bellamy?
Yeah, yeah, she's a big deal.
- That's so exciting!
You're doing it.
- You know who I wanted to call first,
almost instinctually?
- Who?
- Jordan.
He's the one who really pushed me
to take myself seriously.
- It's also his big fucking
face on the painting.
- Yeah, that too.
- You should ask Julio to come over.
- Well, I tried, he told
me to go fuck myself.
Not really, but kind of.
- Tell him to tweet about
the episode at least.
Maybe they'll bring me back
if the audience reaction is good.
(doorbell ringing)
That's probably Dustin.
I think I'm in the next scene.
- It's starting.
(bright music)
(man 1 speaking foreign language)
(man 2 speaking foreign language)
(man 1 speaking foreign language)
- Fuck!
- Did that man say fuck?
(man 1 speaking foreign language)
(Cassie laughing)
- Silence, mortals.
There will be no adventures.
- Oh, no.
(man 1 speaking foreign language)
(man 1 and man 2 praying
in foreign language)
(Cassie yelling)
(man 2 speaking foreign language)
- [Announcer] This program
is brought to you by corn.
Find it in the corn
aisle next to the corn.
- Wait, what happened?
- That's it?
- They cut all my scenes.
I shot for nine days!
- I'm a hundred percent
sure that guy said fuck.
- Goddammit.
♪ Take my mind ♪
♪ When I'm with you ♪
- Maybe it's better that
they cut you out, Cass.
You don't wanna be
typecast as a talking sun.
- Dustin, why aren't you comforting me?
- Oh.
I thought you were really good.
- Who are you texting?
- Nobody.
I'm taking selfies.
- I told everyone to watch that.
- Well, if it makes you feel any better,
nobody probably did.
- Thank you.
♪ My mind ♪
♪ Up all night ♪
♪ No time to keep ♪
♪ My head's not right ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't sleep ♪
(cell phone ringing)
- Hello?
- [Julio] Hey, what are you up to?
- Just left Cassie's.
- [Julio] Oh yeah, the show.
How'd it go?
- Kind of a disaster.
- [Julio] Any plans tonight?
- I was just heading home.
- [Julio] Too bad.
- Why?
- [Julio] I was just in
bed thinking about you.
- I don't know.
- [Julio] I would really
enjoy your company right now,
Aaron.
- Fine.
(Aaron chuckling)
- [Julio] See you soon.
- Can we head downtown instead?
- [Jordan On Speakers] And cover me.
Wrap me in your grace.
- First song?
- Yeah.
- It's exciting.
- I've never heard my voice
professionally recorded before.
It sounds so much better.
- Oh, don't knock home recordings.
They're gonna make me
obsolete pretty soon.
Here.
Come on, we're done for the night.
- I was actually hoping we
could try a different filter
on track three.
There's this distortion
that I know you like, but I-
- Jordan?
We're done for tonight.
We'll continue tomorrow.
- So you worked here long?
- I was traveling through,
playing background guitar
on an album that Gus was recording
and I knew what the fuck I was
doing so he kept me around.
That was like four years ago.
Then I met a pretty little gal and found
that perfect balance of just happy enough
to not ruffle any feathers.
Complacent, you know?
And it's easy to get stuck
in a place like this.
- Sounds like a Springsteen lyric.
- What about you?
How are you feeling?
- I don't know if I've ever been happier.
(door knocking)
- Malcolm, what are you doing here?
- I knew your show was premiering
and I bet everybody's calling
you and you're probably busy,
but I just wanted to stop by
and tell you congratulations.
- Thank you, Malcolm.
- I'm sure it doesn't mean much to you,
but I'm really proud of you, Cassie.
- Thank you, really.
- I'm just really sad I
didn't get to watch it.
- Wait, you didn't watch the show?
- Well, no.
I had to drive to the
only 24-hour florist in LA
and the owner kept making me
solve all these stupid riddles
before he would sell them to me.
It was so humiliating.
I'm sorry.
- Malcolm, it's okay.
- I bet you were good.
- I was great.
(shower running)
(door closing)
- Julio?
- [Julio] Be right there.
In the shower.
("Lucy's Revenge")
(cell phone ringing)
(Julio groaning)
(Julio speaking Spanish)
- I love you.
Bye.
Come on, let's move.
- What's the rush?
- Well, I shouldn't have
let you spend the night
in the first place.
We can hang out, watch
movies, fuck around,
but that's it.
No breakfast, nothing else.
It'll get confusing.
- For me or for you?
(Julio laughing)
- Definitely for you.
(Aaron laughing)
- That's probably true.
- Any plans today?
- Well, I have to go to my job.
Just thought I'd have
a sugar daddy by now.
- Well, I'm sorry that's not me.
- That's okay.
I'm in a new season of my life.
I'm taking control, I am
doing things for myself,
being independent, et cetera, et cetera.
- That's great.
- I think we should both call off work.
Come on, we can stay in bed,
watch gory horror movies.
You can play with my hair.
- And what about what you just
said about being independent?
- Well, a boy can change his mind.
- You need to go.
- Fine.
No surprise there.
Another man that just
wants me for my body.
(Julio laughing)
- Okay.
Shut up.
(cell phone typing)
- So Cassie's show is preparing tonight
and a couple of us are gonna be watching.
- No.
- I was thinking-
- No.
- That maybe you could join us.
- No, Aaron.
If I showed up, people might get the idea
that we're together.
- And what's wrong with that?
- Well, we're not.
- We're not not together.
We don't have sex with other people.
We know so much about each other
we can practically finish each other's
sentences.
Julio, it's.
- Aaron, this is fine for now.
We're having fun, that's enough.
Right?
- Right.
(upbeat music)
How many times do I have to have sex
with someone before they love me?
- It's your own fault.
Stop answering his texts.
Don't go over when he wants you to.
- Well, Cassie, that would mean
I would not see him anymore.
- Excuse me.
- Why does he need to be your boyfriend?
Why do you need that label so badly?
The point of choosing
to be gay is throwing away societal norms
and look at you begging for a label.
- Choosing?
I mean, wouldn't it be crazy
if I had a normal well
adjusted relationship?
Wouldn't that be crazy?
- [Customer] Excuse me.
- So crazy.
- I'm sorry to interrupt.
- Did you tell Dustin
about my show tonight?
- No, I thought you were going to.
- Aaron, fuck!
- Um, can I see this in a medium?
- Who is that?
- It's a customer.
- How can I help you, ma'am?
(cell phone ringing)
- Hey, Cassie.
- [Cassie] Hey, so this
idiot forgot to tell you
that my episode is premiering tonight.
We're gonna watch it together.
You in?
- What time?
- [Cassie] Seven.
- One sec.
Yeah, I think I can make it.
- [Cassie] See you then.
(gentle music)
(cell phone notification ringing)
(cell phone notification ringing)
- Hey, Dustin, want some fries?
- No, Densel!
(Luciana speaking Spanish)
(Julio speaking Spanish)
(Luciana speaking Spanish)
(Julio speaking Spanish)
(Luciana speaking Spanish)
(Julio speaking Spanish)
(Luciana speaking Spanish)
(Julio speaking Spanish)
(Luciana speaking Spanish)
(Betty clearing her throat)
- I love this.
- Fucking shit!
Really?
(Aaron chuckling)
Oh, I'm sorry but, really?
- We don't have space for much,
but we can have this piece.
Please don't be offended by that,
but we just have a lot of
people wanting to be involved-
- [Aaron] No, no.
- Art.
- That's great.
One piece, that's fine.
- Happy to hear.
- Thank you.
Thank you so much.
(cell phone typing)
- Hey, Jordan, you ready for a take?
- I don't mind being left out in the rain.
I don't care.
You can do anything.
Take my hand and lead me up to your place.
Dry my hair and cover me.
Wrap me in your grace.
- So Tess tells me you're gay.
- Oh, well, I-
- Don't worry, man.
I'm not gonna hit you or anything.
- Okay.
- My niece's boyfriend is gay.
We're really supportive of him.
Gotta stick up for the
challenged people, you know?
- Hmm-hm, I know what
you're trying to say.
- You know, when I first met you,
I thought you were just another
scrawny Los Angeles asshole.
But there's more to you than that, Jordan.
I think you're really talented too.
- Okay, yeah.
Thanks, Gus.
That means a lot.
You know, this has been a
dream of mine for a long time.
(Gus yawning)
- I am tired.
I'm gonna go home.
- What the fuck was that about?
- Get used to it.
- She's a big deal, right?
- Betty Bellamy?
Yeah, yeah, she's a big deal.
- That's so exciting!
You're doing it.
- You know who I wanted to call first,
almost instinctually?
- Who?
- Jordan.
He's the one who really pushed me
to take myself seriously.
- It's also his big fucking
face on the painting.
- Yeah, that too.
- You should ask Julio to come over.
- Well, I tried, he told
me to go fuck myself.
Not really, but kind of.
- Tell him to tweet about
the episode at least.
Maybe they'll bring me back
if the audience reaction is good.
(doorbell ringing)
That's probably Dustin.
I think I'm in the next scene.
- It's starting.
(bright music)
(man 1 speaking foreign language)
(man 2 speaking foreign language)
(man 1 speaking foreign language)
- Fuck!
- Did that man say fuck?
(man 1 speaking foreign language)
(Cassie laughing)
- Silence, mortals.
There will be no adventures.
- Oh, no.
(man 1 speaking foreign language)
(man 1 and man 2 praying
in foreign language)
(Cassie yelling)
(man 2 speaking foreign language)
- [Announcer] This program
is brought to you by corn.
Find it in the corn
aisle next to the corn.
- Wait, what happened?
- That's it?
- They cut all my scenes.
I shot for nine days!
- I'm a hundred percent
sure that guy said fuck.
- Goddammit.
♪ Take my mind ♪
♪ When I'm with you ♪
- Maybe it's better that
they cut you out, Cass.
You don't wanna be
typecast as a talking sun.
- Dustin, why aren't you comforting me?
- Oh.
I thought you were really good.
- Who are you texting?
- Nobody.
I'm taking selfies.
- I told everyone to watch that.
- Well, if it makes you feel any better,
nobody probably did.
- Thank you.
♪ My mind ♪
♪ Up all night ♪
♪ No time to keep ♪
♪ My head's not right ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't sleep ♪
(cell phone ringing)
- Hello?
- [Julio] Hey, what are you up to?
- Just left Cassie's.
- [Julio] Oh yeah, the show.
How'd it go?
- Kind of a disaster.
- [Julio] Any plans tonight?
- I was just heading home.
- [Julio] Too bad.
- Why?
- [Julio] I was just in
bed thinking about you.
- I don't know.
- [Julio] I would really
enjoy your company right now,
Aaron.
- Fine.
(Aaron chuckling)
- [Julio] See you soon.
- Can we head downtown instead?
- [Jordan On Speakers] And cover me.
Wrap me in your grace.
- First song?
- Yeah.
- It's exciting.
- I've never heard my voice
professionally recorded before.
It sounds so much better.
- Oh, don't knock home recordings.
They're gonna make me
obsolete pretty soon.
Here.
Come on, we're done for the night.
- I was actually hoping we
could try a different filter
on track three.
There's this distortion
that I know you like, but I-
- Jordan?
We're done for tonight.
We'll continue tomorrow.
- So you worked here long?
- I was traveling through,
playing background guitar
on an album that Gus was recording
and I knew what the fuck I was
doing so he kept me around.
That was like four years ago.
Then I met a pretty little gal and found
that perfect balance of just happy enough
to not ruffle any feathers.
Complacent, you know?
And it's easy to get stuck
in a place like this.
- Sounds like a Springsteen lyric.
- What about you?
How are you feeling?
- I don't know if I've ever been happier.
(door knocking)
- Malcolm, what are you doing here?
- I knew your show was premiering
and I bet everybody's calling
you and you're probably busy,
but I just wanted to stop by
and tell you congratulations.
- Thank you, Malcolm.
- I'm sure it doesn't mean much to you,
but I'm really proud of you, Cassie.
- Thank you, really.
- I'm just really sad I
didn't get to watch it.
- Wait, you didn't watch the show?
- Well, no.
I had to drive to the
only 24-hour florist in LA
and the owner kept making me
solve all these stupid riddles
before he would sell them to me.
It was so humiliating.
I'm sorry.
- Malcolm, it's okay.
- I bet you were good.
- I was great.
(shower running)
(door closing)
- Julio?
- [Julio] Be right there.
In the shower.
("Lucy's Revenge")