Hello Ladies (2013–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Pilot - full transcript

Series Premiere. English transplant Stuart Pritchard (Stephen Merchant) is a web designer who owns a house and has an attractive tenant named Jessica (Christine Woods), a struggling actress...

Hello, ladies.
My name is Stuart.

With me, my best mate
Wade right there.

- Hi, Wayne.
- Wade.

Wade, yeah, as in Roe vs. Wade.

It's a famous case
about a woman's right

- to terminate her fetus.
- They know what it is.

There's no need to bring up abortion...
until we need to.

My wife just asked for
a separation after 11 years.

Getting a bit... ooh, it's getting
a bit gloomy again, straightaway.

Maybe head to the bar?
Get some drinks?

- No, no, that's okay.
- No, that's not necessary.



Please, ladies, it's our pleasure.
Get to the bar, sir.

Off he goes.
One of the good guys.

Unfortunately, he's forgotten
how to talk to beautiful women.

Uh, I, however, have not.
Good evening.

- Where are you guys from?
- From here.

Can't do anything with that.
What about yourself?

Seattle.

Seattle, I love Seattle.

You've spent time there?

Never been, never been.

I just meant from films.

Um, "Sleepless in Seattle."

Uh...

I'm thinking something
with Denzel Washington?



- I don't know.
- I don't know.

It's interesting, isn't it?
'Cause Seattle is actually

the suicide capital of America.

I don't know if you know that.

No, I think you're wrong.

I think you're wrong,

but let's find out.

Let's settle this once and for all.

Suicide... Seattle.

- We have to get going.
- You're gonna go?

Give me your number
and I'll text you the answer.

I don't have a phone.

You don't have a phone?

They're leaving?

Yeah, they are leaving, mate,

because, um...

because you brought up abortion

and completely ruined the mood.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Yeah, well, that's what happens.

You know what?
I'm not feeling it.

- I'm gonna go.
- Okay.

Thanks.

Hello, ladies.

♪ Just a little boy lost
looking for a lamb ♪

♪ In the all-night city

♪ Living in a lonely limousine ♪

♪ And though
he never has to worry ♪

♪ He's the only one
and only one ♪

♪ He's ever gonna need

♪ Absolutely,
he's in definite need ♪

♪ Of a woman child

♪ And some better kind of love ♪

♪ When the hot town hurt him ♪

♪ But he don't know
if he can make it ♪

♪ Between the money
and another lonely night ♪

♪ Now the time has come,
got to stay or run... ♪

♪ Ooh, maybe we've been
alone too long ♪

♪ You don't want to be lonely ♪

♪ Maybe we've been
alone too long ♪

♪ You don't want
to be lonely... ♪

Glenn! Glenn!

Oh, here he is.

All right, what have you been doing,

scrondelling my tenant,
you absolute dog?

Put it there, playa.

Is that chicken wings?
You mind if I...

Yeah, help yourself.

You must be absolutely famished.

Do you know, I don't think
I've ever had sex

and not been hungry afterwards.

Even when I masturbate,
I get a bit peckish.

Cool.

So, Jessica told me
to shower in here.

Her water pressure's still messed up.

Yeah, yeah.
Use everything you need.

There's all the facilities in there.

Got the moisturizers, the lotions.

- Run a bath if you want, mate.
- Cool.

- ? Don't want to be lonely
- ? Don't wanna be lonely

♪ Don't want to be lonely

♪ Don't want to be
lonely, lonely ♪

♪ You don't want to be lonely ♪

♪ Maybe, baby,
gonna work it out ... ♪

Was I too loud earlier?

What, having intercourse with Glenn?

No, earlier.

You didn't hear me on my typewriter?

- Workin' away?
- No, I didn't, no.

You know, they have
word processers now.

Yeah, it just feels more real.

I completely rewrote
my entire web series.

- Wow, really?
- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- It's still about globalization...
- Good.

but now it's about
how it affects us all

on a local level.

Excellent.

- By the way, little bone of contention.
- Mm-hmm.

Came in last night.

Front door unlocked.
Sliders here open.

Your sliders in
your guesthouse open and unlocked.

- What's the story there?
- Sorry.

I'm telling you this
for your benefit.

I don't want to come home
and find you murdered in your bed.

Right, well, thank you
for the concern,

but I had to learn jujitsu
for a film role once,

so I can defend myself.

Mm, sure. Good luck
defending yourself

against some psychopathic
murderer built like me...

You're 93 pounds.

If a murderer built like
you tried to murder me,

I could destroy you.

You don't think I could murder you?

- No.
- Are you mad?

I could fucking murder you, love.

Exactly how would you?
What's the plan?

- How would I murder you?
- How would you do it?

- You'd like the specifics of that, huh?
- Yes, yeah, uh-huh.

I'd rent a place across the street.

I'd be scoping you out for weeks.

I'd sneak in,
chloroform over the mouth,

you're straight
in the back of my van.

You're dead in a ditch by sunrise,

and I'm home having
breakfast with Mother.

She's none the wiser.

So, in this scenario,
you live with your mother?

No, she lives with me.

- Oh.
- And she locks the doors.

And she plays
the bloody rent on time.

- Well...
- All right, she's quite a lady.

- Yeah, seems like it.
- Like you could learn something from her.

Stop it! Ah!

Call Mother and tell her you
won't be home for breakfast.

Oh, come on. That's pathetic.
You're a child.

So, I'm gonna head out.

Okay.

We should grab some dinner this week.

Uh, this week's
a little crazy for me,

but I'll text you
when I come up for air.

Cool.
Yeah.

- All right, see ya.
- See ya.

What?

I didn't say anything.
I didn't say anything. Seriously.

- I didn't...
- Okay.

Do you want to watch
some more TV, or...

Yeah, yeah.

It's like I got
this knot in my gut.

Yeah.

I just can't get her out of my head.

I keep waking up in
the middle of the night

expecting her to be there.

Yeah, yeah.

On my way to work the other day,

I actually...
I just started crying.

Sorry, did you give me
money for those waters?

I've been thinking about it
and I couldn't remember.

No, I didn't.

I thought as much.
Yeah.

Sorry, just a couple more
'cause it's Fiji.

It's the good stuff.

That's it, thank you.

Sorry, what were you saying? You were
talking about crying or something?

Yeah, yeah. I was just saying I had
to pull over and sob my eyes out.

Well, you're single now.
Look at this... Los Angeles.

Yeah?
World of opportunity.

You could be having sex
with movie stars, if you wanted.

Yeah, right.

It's not like I can just go hop
in bed with Sigourney Weaver.

- There'll be someone out there.
- I don't know.

I mean, the idea of
making love to a stranger,

that just seems empty to me.

Look, Daddy.
I got you a flower.

Aw, thank you, baby.

And one for you, Stuart.

Right, yeah, cheers.

I don't know if I can make
it out here on my own.

- It seems so lonely.
- I'm not lonely.

- Really?
- No.

You know, I always think
about you eating alone

at that Chinese buffet
on Christmas Day.

Well, firstly,
the food was delicious.

The service was impeccable 'cause
there was no one else in there.

What did you do that was
so amazing on Christmas?

Hey, Cass, tell Stuart
what we did on Christmas.

Mommy cooked the biggest turkey ever,

and then we opened presents
and played games.

Yeah, before you start giving it this,
you weren't listening.

Two Chinese men made my lunch.

Mm-kay. Hey, Cass,
will you go pick me some more flowers?

Yeah.

You know how this
Friday's our anniversary?

Yeah.

I'm gonna be in my hotel
eating pizza on my bed.

No, you're not. 'Cause you know
what's gonna happen on Friday?

I'm gonna take you out, yeah?

And you're gonna have a steak dinner,

and there's gonna be fine wines,

bowling, my treat, all right?

The bowling.

Oh, there's bowling?

You love the bowling.

We should go to Super Lanes.

We'll do the Lanes
if you wanna do the Lanes.

- I'm excited.
- Good.

Rory?

- Rory? Rory?
- Oh.

I've just got an e-mail from Susan,

and she doesn't want us
to use Flash...

so I might need to get you

to work the weekend, I'm afraid.

Hmm.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

You think you're gonna be sick?

- I'm...
- Okay, Rory...

- Mm-hmm.
- If you just called me and said, "I'm sick,"

then I would think you were sick, but
because you've said you might be sick,

- Oh.
- I can already see that this is a plan

- you've got to get off work.
- I'm sick.

- Well, you're not sick, are you?
- I... no.

If you're gonna lie to me,
just phone and go, "I'm sick,"

but don't say, "I'm gonna be
sick in about a week's time."

So, I'm not gonna be sick.

Not this weekend. I mean, possibly,
but I think it's unlikely.

Right, that sounds better for me.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Do you hear that?
It's women, it's women.

Oh.

- That was really good.
- Okay.

Um, let's try it again,

and this time,
I want you to say the line

and have a word
in your mind as you say it.

And the word is...

- Friendship?
- Betrayal.

- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

- I'm busy.
- Can you come into my office, please?

Nope, I'm busy.

It's an emergency!

Oh.

Sorry.

- Hi, Rory.
- Hi.

What's wrong?

Uh, has Courtney said
anything about me?

Oh, come on.
We're in the middle of a rehearsal.

For a web series.
Who cares?

Has she asked any questions?

- No, why would she?
- Keep your voice down.

Because, basically,
when she was here before,

I got talking with her
and there was some laughter,

there was a bit of a vibe.

- Ooh.
- There was no vibe.

She probably thinks there's something
going on between you and me,

which is why
she hasn't said anything.

- Nobody thinks that.
- You'd be surprised.

Yeah, I'd be surprised and ashamed.

Don't laugh at that.

- Sorry.
- Okay, here's what's gonna happen.

I'm gonna come out
there and when I do,

just casually drop
into the conversation,

"Oh, do you know Stuart's
working on some coding syntax

that will make HTML
look like fucking MS-DOS."

Then her panties are gonna drop.

Silky and smooth like butter.
That's my guy.

Yeah, I'm not gonna say that.

Well, not the stuff
about the panties, but...

Okay, we're working out there.

It is an emotionally complex scene,

so some privacy would be nice.

All right, well,
thanks again for your help, as always.

Yeah, yeah.

I know it's a lot of layers.
It's probably hard,

but let's just go for it
and see what comes out.

Okay.

Action.

Carol, you may not be
my best friend anymore,

but you are still
my goddamn vice president.

Wow, I'm hooked.

Courtney, good to see you.

- Hey, how's it going?
- Good.

Thanks for letting us use your place.

Oh, please, my pleasure.
I love to support the arts.

And Jessica.

That's a nice hat...
and scarf.

- Yeah, it is.
- Mm-hmm.

- Um...
- Well, we're working here.

Don't want to interrupt.

Don't want to stop
the creative process.

- Just thought I'd say hi.
- Hi.

All right.

Okay, let's just keep going.

We might be on the brink
of a total economic collapse.

Um, sorry. I just...

sorry, excuse me for one second.

- Yeah.
- Do you have a website?

- No.
- Ah, that concerns me

because I just think everyone
should have a website

if they're an actor
or anyone in the creative arts.

Hmm.

I can help you out 'cause
that's sort of what I do.

Web design...
Pff-hew.

Oh, okay, yeah.

So, if you need
a web design job ever,

or you need a website,
just let me know

and I can be your Spider-Man,
your superhero.

All right.

- Yeah.
- No, let her...

- Shh. Shut her up for a second.
- Okay.

Well, that would be great, actually.

I mean, my manager's
been on me to get one.

Yeah, well, we should get together
sometime and have a chat about it.

- Maybe not now, though.
- Actually, yeah, cool.

I mean, maybe Thursday morning?

Mornings aren't great for me
'cause I'm normally at the gym.

- Um, but what about...
- Really?

Yes, you... what about
Saturday night?

I'm going out of town Saturday.

Can you do Friday night?

Ugh, I have to go to this opening

of this new club, Saboteur.

Oh, what a shame.

But if you're free,
you should come down.

Oh, he can't get into clubs.

You have no evidence of that.
Yeah, I might swing by.

Sh-hh-ew.

Spider-Man again.

Yeah, listen, as I said,
didn't want to interrupt.

On you go.

- That's a cool drum.
- Yep.

Wade Bailey.

Hello, mate. Listen, it's me.

Bit of bad news. I don't think
I can come out bowling on Friday.

Oh, no, really?
Why not?

My... Aunt Barbara's
really sick all of a sudden.

And I just need to hang
by the phone, really,

in case she calls or someone calls

from the family with news.

What does she have?

It's different.
It's a bunch of different things, mate.

It's... she's basically
rotting from the inside

and we don't know what to do.

- Do you want me to come over?
- Definitely not. No.

- This is Glenn.
- Hey, Glenn, it's Stuart. How's it going, mate?

Who?

Stuart.

Pritchard?
The very tall guy with the glasses.

Eh, I'm sorry, man. I meet a lot of
people. Where do I know you from?

Well, I'm Jessica's landlord.

- Oh, chicken wings!
- Chicken wings, yeah.

- What's going on, buddy?
- I was just wondering...

could you get me on the guest
list for Saboteur Friday night?

I'll see what I can do.

Thank you, sir.
You're a gentleman.

We should grab a beer sometime,
just the two...

Oh, he's gone.

- What he said, just not...
- Ow, bit of good news.

I'll see you Friday for a little ? do,
do, do...

- Good.
- Yeah.

Hey, didn't you say
you were gonna take

your best friend Wade out on Friday?

His friend's wife just
left him after 11 years.

Their anniversary is on Friday.

- So sad, right?
- That's so sad.

- Not really.
- Don't you think he should hang out

- with his friend on Friday?
- Yes, you should be there for your friends.

I mean, if we're not there for
our friends, then who are we?

Terrible people.

Yeah, I agree.

That's why I always
put my friends first.

I put my friends first...

actually, I put my friends
and family first,

yeah, and then I put endangered
species of all kinds.

Fish, fauna, everything of the sea.

And then I'm deeply
concerned about homosexuals.

And then if I've got time to
put anything else in the list,

then I'll put just...
you know, just immigrants.

- Oh, okay.
- Mm, yeah.

So that's just me.
That's just the way I roll.

You know what?
You should be with your friend.

Maybe we can hang out
when I get back in town.

- When is that?
- November.

I'll be right back.

Wade Bailey.

Hello, mate, listen.
Do you know what?

I've been thinking,
I'm not doing my aunt any good

by moping around at home, all right?

Plus, it's your anniversary.

I wanna take you out,
take your mind off things.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

That really means a lot.
Thank you, Stuart.

No, you're welcome.
And you know what?

Bowling is for lame-os.
You know what we're gonna do?

We're gonna hit a nightclub,

get you back on the horse.

I kind of had
my heart set on bowling.

Okay, do you want to hang out or not?

- Yeah.
- Right, okay, good.

Good news. Wade's coming to the club.

- She left.
- Oh...!

She told me to tell you goodbye

and that maybe she would
see you at the club.

Yes, see?
I told you there was a vibe, didn't I?

Why were you cock-blocking me?

Mm, because it's funny.

Here he is, looking good,

- ready for the big night.
- Guess what?

What?

My sister saw Marion
having coffee with some guy.

It's just... could we just have one night

where we don't talk about
your failed marriage?

It's not a failed marriage.

Sorry, your failing marriage.

Oh, you're right.

I could use a night off
from thinking about her.

There you are.
And what a night it's gonna be.

Got two of these groin cloths,

one for each of us.

Stuart, I don't know.

Come on, you never know.
You might get lucky, all right?

Always be safe, yeah.

Hey, look at me.
You look fantastic.

It's your special night.
Enjoy yourself, right?

Just give me a couple
of bucks for gas.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

Oh, we need to wait for Kives.

Oh, why'd you invite Kives?

You know I hate Kives.
What are you doing?

What, he was excited
to come to the club.

Well, where is he?
'Cause I'm all set to go.

So if he's not here...

Here he is.

Oh, he's so slow.

- Hey, boys.
- See you Monday, Kives.

Have a great weekend, sweetie.

Man, I would so like
to come on those tits.

Oh, Kives, you filthy troll.

So, Pritch, what have you been up to?

Dating, mating, or masturbating?

It's one of them
and you don't know which.

Well, then, I have my answer.

- You don't have your answer.
- Yes, I do.

Why are you laughing?

You gonna help me in the car
or you want me to roll behind it?

Why... it's not even a joke.

♪ When the shit goes down

♪ Ya better be ready

♪ When the shit goes down

♪ When the shit goes down... ♪

? Ya better be ready

? When the shit goes down

? When the shit goes down

? Ya better be ready

? When the shit goes down

♪ When the shit goes down ♪

♪ Ya better be ready ♪

♪ Ya better be ready.

Kives, this club is very exclusive,
so don't embarrass me, all right?

'Cause everything you do
reflects on me.

'Kay, thanks, guys.
Been to a club before, okay?

It's also 20 bucks for gas.

Why don't you lick my asshole clean?

It's just nonstop filth.

- They're all so young.
- Fresh meat.

- Hello.
- Kives, please.

Both of you just play it cool.
Come on.

I'm s... what?

What are you... what?

- Just...
- It's stuck.

Right, just pull it closed.

All right, okay, well, just get out
of the car. Just get out of the car.

Not that side.
We've just been through this.

Come this way.

- Just, uh...
- Ow.

What are you doing?
What are you doing? Just...

- Get the chair.
- Okay.

- Can you help me out?
- Okay.

All right.

All right.

- All right.
- Uh...

Why do you...

Heh.

Would you...
sorry, would you just...

there are the keys.
Just pick up the keys.

♪ Your style is
out of this world ♪

♪ Let me take you
to another place ♪

♪ You hotter than a meteor

♪ When you touch down,
they know your face ♪

♪ Look at them VVS glow

♪ Shine like the stars
in the sky ♪

♪ Girl, I think you
about to blow ♪

♪ Let's go,
we can only get high ♪

♪ Now I wanna...

Mmm. Smell that?

I love the smell of
poontang in the morning.

Hi, girls.
Excuse me one second.

Quick question... dating,
mating, or masturbating?

A little of everything.

Of course.
That's a great answer.

Great answer, right?

♪ Can't get no hotter...

All right, now, listen.

There's a girl over there that I've got
a bit of a vibe with, all right?

So I'm just gonna go over there,
weave my magic.

Just give me
a little bit of room, yeah?

♪ Till we're soaring
across the sky ♪

♪ So take it higher...

Hello, ladies.

♪ Across the sky...

- Oh, hi. Spider-Man.
- Spider-Man!

- How you doing?
- Good.

Hi, I'm Stuart.

You guys look great.
Who are you wearing?

Um, my friend's a designer.

She owns a boutique.

- She owns it?
- Yeah.

Wow, that's amazing.

You have got to give me the address.

- Oh, okay.
- Please, please.

Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Kidding. I'm Kives.
Pleasure to meet me.

This is my friend Wade.
He's an animal.

Hey, guys.

So you actually saw
Lindsay talking to Shawn?

- Yeah, and Chelsea was there...
- Oh, my God.

... making everything
about herself, as usual.

Oh, classic Chelsea...
I imagine.

- Hey, guys. Oh.
- Hey.

Uh, hey. You guys want another drink?

- Yes.
- Ladies, please, no.

I'm buying the drinks
tonight, all right?

- What are you drinking?
- I'll take a vodka soda.

- Yeah.
- Vodka soda.

- Two of them.
- Make that three.

Three, all right.

Hey, guys. More drinks? He's buying.

Yes!

- Thanks.
- Yeah, not a problem.

Whisky rocks?
Anyone else?

I'll take a glass of champagne.

Will ya?

I'll take an Absolut Limon with soda.

If not, I'll take a Grey
Goose with soda and a lemon.

What beers do you have on tap here?

I don't actually work here, mate.

Cam you find out?

Sure.

You know what? I think
I'll have a champagne, too.

Ooh, if we're doing champagne,
let's just do a bottle.

- No need.
- That's a great idea.

Love it.
Lovely idea.

You can get me a bourbon neat.

You can fuck off.

Hey, come on.

Ah, don't worry about that.
No, he's a friend of mine.

- You weren't to know.
- And I think we should all do shots.

- Tequila?
- Yeah!

And make it Don Julio,
none of that cheap shit.

Yeah, you can fuck...
you can... good.

All right, thanks for that.
I'll make a note.

So, we get back from the cruise,

I thought we had an amazing time,

and then that's when
she asks for a separation.

Do you want to see a picture of her?

- Okay.
- Yeah? Yeah?

Excuse me, sir?
Ma'am? Can I just...

I've got quite
a big drinks order here.

Oi, oi, there's a line.
People are waiting.

What's the...
did you see that?

Did you see that?
There's no...

what's the rules...
what's the rules in this place?

Sit on my lap.
It's not a big deal.

Look. Can't feel anything. Nothing.

Okay. All right.

It's a miracle!
I can feel again!

How did you do that?
I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.
I'm harmless.

Or am I?
I am, I am.

18 tequilas,

12 vodka tonics,

and a bottle of
your cheapest champagne,

but pour it into an empty bottle

of your most expensive champagne.

Take that, take that.

Drinks here.
Look at that.

All right?
Drinks there for everyone.

- Did you get any waters?
- No, I didn't get any waters, no.

I was too busy spending
over $800 on alcohol.

Sorry about that.

Courtney, Courtney.

Your drink's down there with all
the others that I just paid for.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Shall I squeeze in over there,
or what shall I do?

Shall I squeeze in over there?

It's a little squished.

I could probably wedge in there.

- It's kinda tight.
- All right.

Shall I try, though, at least?

I don't think you'll fit.

All right.

'Cause he could move.

Hey, can I... I'm just gonna sit there.
Is that all right?

- No, I'm saving it.
- No? Yeah, all right.

Enjoy your free drink.

Excuse me.
Coming through.

Courtney, what we laughing about?

Just a stupid joke.

I love 'em. Love jokes.

Do you... Courtney,
what are you doing at the moment?

Are you, uh...
are you dating or...

What?

Are you dating, mating, or masturbating?

I can't understand you.

I said are you... dating,
mating, or masturbating?

Dating, mating, or what?

Masturbating!

That's fine, that's fine.
Absolutely fine.

Don't worry, that's just...

they got people to clean all that.

Don't worry, though.
It's fine.

That's... we should...
more drinks.

Anyone wanna change their order?

No? Everyone's gonna stick...
I got it written down.

Courtney, we should... shots!
We should do more shots!

- Is that a condom in his pocket?
- Looks like it.

Don't worry about that.
Don't concern yourself.

I'm gonna go to the bar
and then... all right.

Hey, where's the party at?

It's at Saboteur's on Friday nights!

Yes, it is!

I was there!

Hey, uh, ahem.

Hey, Pritch, Amber doesn't have
an elevator in her building.

Then she'd better
talk to her landlord.

- What?
- It's not my problem.

Come on, help me out.

Listen, she's Courtney's
best friend, okay?

I will tell her
to put in a good word.

- Will you?
- Yes, I promise.

- All right.
- Eh? Eh?

Thank you, brother.

- Stop it, stop it.
- All right, all right.

- Oh, you all right?
- I'm fine.

I'm good, I'm good.

Hey, thanks, Pritch.
I owe ya.

All right, mate.

So you'll put in
a good word with Courtney?

Who's Courtney?

Oh, for fuck's sake.

- What a great night.
- Yeah.

- Thanks.
- Glad you enjoyed it.

Guess what?

I just danced near
some beautiful girls.

See you soon, all right?

Okay.

Sleep well, mate.

Glenn.

Glenn, how's it going, mate?

Put it there, player.

Jessica texted me to come by,

but she's not answering
the door and her phone's off.

Do you wanna come in and wait?

Put the TV on?

Uh, thanks.
I'm gonna head to a party in Silverlake.

Yeah.

- I love parties in Silverlake.
- Yeah, they're great.

- See ya.
- Yeah, see ya.

Jesus Christ.

- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

Really?
Not hiding from Glenn?

No.

'Cause you know he's lurking
around outside looking for you.

Well, I don't care.

He can't just
invite himself over here

whenever he wants to have sex.

Right. He said that you
invited him over, though.

I did...

but then I changed my mind.

- Oh, you changed your mind.
- Yeah.

- Right, why?
- Um, I don't know.

Ever heard of a little thing
called self-respect?

Or dignity?

Dignity, of course.

Oh, my God.
He's just come back.

Sorry, no, it wasn't him.

It was actually your dignity
disappearing into the night.

Ahem.

How'd it go with Courtney?

- Did you talk to her?
- No.

Really good, yeah.
Excellent, thanks for asking.

Is that after you fell off the barstool
and smashed everyone's drinks?

Fuck off.
I don't know what the rules are here.

If I ask a question,
then you have to answer truthfully.

All right?
That's the new rule.

Do you wanna watch
some TV or something?

Um...

I would, but I wanna wake up early

and work on my web series.

- Good night.
- All right.

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