Hellcats (2010–2011): Season 1, Episode 13 - Worried Baby Blues - full transcript
While the Hellcats host a fund-raising party to sell cheer-leading calendars, Marti & Alice break into Marsh's office. But what they find raises ethical dilemmas for both. Meanwhile the Monroe clan has a family meeting ...of sorts. And Vanessa gives Coach Raymond a lesson about fancy footwork.
Previously on "Hellcats..."
You sure school's worth all this?
Dan, I'm going to graduate,
pass the bar up north and
work in a D.A.'s office.
You're applying
for a scholarship?
I have one now for cheerleading.
Cheerleading?
- Oh.
- Hello, Marti.
Welcome to Cheertown.
I need two pre-law
students to help me.
A man that's sentenced to life
in prison for a minor burglary.
My laptop was stolen
from my dorm room.
Hey, Lewis, have
you seen my laptop?
I think somebody's been in here.
I heard about an engagement.
I want to say congratulations
and I wish nothing but joy and
happiness for the both of you.
Let me see the wrist watch.
I'm considering going pro.
Kept a little souvenir
of our adventure together.
Why don't you watch that video
and we'll discuss your future
with a little more perspective.
I took a bunch of pregnancy tests
and they all said positive.
- Have you told mom?
- No.
She's gonna realize
when you start to show.
♪♪♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ Move to the left,
move to the right ♪♪♪
[music playing]
Work it.
♪♪♪ ...on a Saturday night ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ I'm gonna settle on the sofa ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and turn down the lights ♪♪♪
Yes, good!
All right!
♪♪♪ I've got 900 channels, but
there's nothin' to see ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ no one to doubt that... ♪♪♪
You are beautiful!
♪♪♪ ohh, ohh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, hoo ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ we want to be famous ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, hoo ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ be a face on the screen ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ohh, ohh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, hoo ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ read our name in the papers ♪♪♪
Come on, hit me with that cupid!
♪♪♪ everybody wants to be on TV ♪♪♪
Now, we're talking.
♪♪♪ na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ everybody wants to be on TV ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ forget Audrey Hepburn,
forget Bette Davis ♪♪♪
Yes, good.
All right!
♪♪♪ I want to be known
just for bein' famous ♪♪♪
Beautiful.
♪♪♪ I can't act, I can't dance ♪♪♪
That's it.
♪♪♪ I can't sing,
can't you see? ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ but I'm young and I'm pretty ♪♪♪
Yes.
### and that's all that you need ###
♪♪♪ ohh, ohh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, hoo ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ we want to be famous ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ohh, ohh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, hoo ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ be a face
on the screen... ♪♪♪
What are you wearing?
First Monday in October.
She's Supreme Court Justice.
You've got to be kidding me.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
was a cheerleader.
Baton twirler, actually.
This is a cheerleading calendar,
it's supposed to be sexy.
Anyway you slice it,
Supreme Court Justice isn't sexy.
♪♪♪ we want to be famous ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ we don't want to be on TV ♪♪♪
That is fabulous.
♪♪♪ we don't want ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ we want to be famous ♪♪♪
That's it. Yes.
♪♪♪ we don't want to be on TV ♪♪♪
Nice.
♪♪♪ everybody... ♪♪♪
Good, Marti.
That's good.
♪♪♪ we don't want
to be on TV... ♪♪♪
Ok. That's a little sexy.
Wow, this is good.
Good enough to pay for
a new sprung floor?
I'd say so.
Looking fine, Lewis.
Thanks. You, too.
Uh, no, uh-uh.
Ok, these stay under wraps
until the launch party.
Ahem.
I can see you, Lewis.
Drop it.
Champagne on the house.
Consider it an engagement gift.
Ohh.
Well, thank you, Wanda,
that's very nice.
Cheers.
So, have y'all set a date yet?
Oh, right now we're just
enjoying the engagement.
All good venues book up quick.
You let me know if y'all
need some professional help.
Professional?
What, you mean...
I mean me. I'm getting
into event planning:
Weddings, theme parties,
that sort of thing.
I'm helping with the
Hellcats launch party.
You can come down
and see my work,
no pressure.
Oh, unfortunately,
I can't be there.
Um, my Army Reserve Unit
is actually training.
Oh, no. Can you get 'em
to change the date?
Um, the Army paid for
my medical school, Wanda,
So it's definitely not optional.
Hmm.
Vanessa's gonna be there though,
and she'll get a chance
to see you in action
and she can give
me a full report.
I think you'll be very impressed.
[chuckles]
Thanks a lot.
Now, I have to be the bad guy.
Come on, it might be nice
to have a wedding planner.
It would definitely take some of
the weight off of us, right?
Yeah, but it's premature,
we haven't even set a date.
Well, we should.
What are we waiting for?
Are you in a rush or something?
You're not getting
cold feet, are you?
No.
Because I would've never
asked you to marry me
if I wasn't ready.
[scoffs]
Vanessa, I asked you a question.
Of course I'm ready.
[scoffs] But let's
change the subject
'cause I don't want
to encourage Wanda.
Wow, this breakfast looks great.
Derrick, you had the
greek omelet with dill.
You had corn beef hash
with two poached eggs.
And who had the rye toast?
That would be me.
Thank you.
Mom?
[TV playing]
Dad?
They're at lunch
with Pastor George.
Man: This is what you did.
It's coconut boy bait.
Woman: If you can bake a cake,
you can land a man.
Hey, how are you doing?
Any word from Dan?
No.
No, but it's for the best.
What are you eating?
Food.
Junk food.
This isn't healthy for the baby.
Well, it's the only thing I can eat
that doesn't make me throw up.
Well, you need to
eat a balanced diet.
Fruits and vegetables.
Here, I got you some
prenatal vitamins
and "What to expect
when you're expecting."
Thank you.
I folded down some pages for you.
The lady in the store said
this book is the best.
It's divided in trimesters.
Wait, I can't keep
this stuff here.
- What if mom finds this?
- She's gonna figure out eventually.
When's your due date?
I don't remember.
You don't remember?
Your doctor must have told you.
He wasn't really sure.
Wasn't sure?
Char, you haven't
seen the doctor.
- I'm sorry.
- Ohh.
I couldn't.
He would tell mom.
What is wrong with you?
This is really hard, ok?
You can't keep sticking
your head in the sand
pretending you're not pregnant.
You have no idea what
I'm going through.
I'm telling mom.
No.
Somebody needs to
keep an eye on you.
You swore you wouldn't!
I guess we're both breaking
promises these days.
I hate you!
Well, I love you.
And I love your baby.
Let's talk about the athletic director.
Bill Marsh.
Mm-hmm.
What's he got to do
with anything?
Think about it.
How does Bobby Overton,
a middle-aged
furniture dealer get past
a security gate and
into a locked dormitory
and steal your laptops without
appearing extremely conspicuous?
He had someone on the inside?
Assume he does and what's his only known
connection to Lancer?
The athletic department.
He's a booster.
Exactly.
And I did some checking into
the University records.
Guess who has a lucrative
deal to provide
the furniture to the entire
athletic department?
- Bobby Overton.
- Bingo.
That's the obvious answer,
it hardly warrants a bingo.
How did you get into the records?
Well, Eileen in facilities
is a bit sweet on me.
Huh, well, it pays
to have a faculty I.D.
And a honey suckle
southern accent.
Honey suckle?
Honey suckle?
What? Has nobody ever
told you that before?
[chuckles] Well, that
particular compliment
has been tragically withheld
until today.
Oh.
Anyhow, what I find
interesting is that Overton
hasn't given a dime to the
program for over 2 years,
but he still gets premium
50-yardline seats.
Generous treatment for a
booster who doesn't boost.
Mm-hmm. Or an award
for something else.
Implicating Travis.
Only Bill Marsh has the power
to reward him like that.
Or Red Raymond.
Yeah, but Red Raymond
wasn't at Lancer
when Travis was convicted.
I mean, why would
he help maintain
a cover-up he had
nothing to do with?
- To protect Football.
- Good point, Mr. Pepper.
We are gonna consider
him an unknown.
From a legal standpoint,
we got nothing.
It's got to be
a frame-up job,
that's the only thing
that makes sense.
And Overton paid off
Travis' ex-girlfriend
and the pharmacist,
so they'd change their statements
and Marsh rewarded
Overton in return.
A furniture deal
and season tickets,
it's not exactly
evidence of a crime.
Maybe you can pay him
a visit and lean on him.
Might panic and
give something up.
Uh-uh, the minute he figures
out that I've taken
an interest, he's gonna
circle the wagons
and right now it's
better that he thinks
he's up against Nancy Drew
and Harry Potter.
Whoa, whoa. Why does she
get to be Nancy Drew?
Harry Potter's not
even a detective.
Look, you can be
Nancy Drew if you want.
That is not the point.
Listen, Bill Marsh is a
powerful man at this school
and if we're gonna go after
him, I need concrete proof.
How do we get it?
Who am I to tell Nancy Drew
how to do her job?
We'll reconnect when I come
back from Washington.
And I look forward
to being impressed.
Miss Perkins.
Mr. Potter.
I despise Harry Potter.
Savannah, I need to get
a check for the caterer.
What?
Oh, yeah, sure.
Right.
Hey, have you talked to Marti?
She's not answering her phone.
I think she's at the law library
doing some research.
Everything ok?
Yeah, sure.
Never better.
Oh, look at this.
Baby book.
Did I say you could go
through my stuff?
Anyway, it's not mine.
Oh, you can't fool
a fellow mother.
I can smell it on you.
No, seriously.
It's for my friend.
Is it Marti?
Oh, dear lord.
Ok, I can take it.
Who is the baby daddy?
I mean, is it Lewis?
Dan?
Morgan?
Ok, it's not Marti.
Ahh. Well,
now, I'm curious.
Which friend got knocked up?
Alice?
- It's got to be Alice, right?
- It's no one you know.
Well, then I was right
the first time.
It is you!
Honey, don't worry about
that mama of yours.
Who said I was worried
about my mom?
Your friends will stand by you.
I will stand by you.
I will love that baby
like it's my own.
What do you think
of the name Ike?
I think that is a very
strong name for a boy.
Ok, can you please stop talking?
You sound like Marti right there.
It's not for me...
it's for my little sister.
I don't really know her.
You can't tell anyone, ok?
Especially not my mom.
Honey, she's gonna find out.
I mean, come on.
You think I don't know that?
Babies are a joy, but
they are also a nightmare.
I mean, if I didn't
have my mother's help,
well, I'd probably would've
ended up on the TV news.
It was really that bad?
What your sister doesn't realize
is that she's gonna need
her mom now more than ever.
[sighs] My mom is
gonna be furious.
She'll get over it.
When she holds that
fat baby in her arms,
all will be forgiven.
But she needs to tell her.
I know.
What I don't know is how.
Would've been funny
if it was Alice.
[chuckles] Yeah.
[typing]
Damn.
[typing]
[scoffs]
Will you stop obsessing
over the stupid NFL draft?
Shane Villano's gonna
go in the first round.
The guy's got an arm
like cooked pasta.
Mmm. I prefer mine al dente.
Yeah, if he could go first round,
I could go first round, too.
You obviously want
to go pro next year.
Why haven't you declared
for the draft?
Bill Marsh wants me
to stay at Lancer.
He says the team needs me.
Oh, I am so over that jackass.
Just tell him to go to hell.
Yeah, I can't do that.
Why not?
You're a free agent.
That's not exactly true.
What do you mean?
Jake?
Tell me.
I did this prank freshman year.
Stupid football initiation thing,
it just... it went
really, really wrong.
What kind of thing?
It was bad, Ok?
That's all you need to know.
Bill Marsh helped me cover it up,
he called in a lot of favors.
When I went in to talk
to him about the draft,
he opens up his safe and...
And?
And he kept evidence
to use against me
in case I ever
tried to cross him.
What kind of evidence?
You know what?
Forget I said anything.
Ok? I actually care
about you, Alice,
and I don't want you
anywhere near this.
Oh, Jakey, don't
tell me what to do.
I really, really hate that.
Fair enough.
[crowd cheering]
♪♪♪ My first kiss went
a little like this ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and twist and twist ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ well, my first kiss went
a little like this ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and twist and twist ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ I said no more teachers
and no more books ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ I got a kiss
under the bleachers ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ hoping that nobody looked ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ tastes like licorice,
tongue like candy ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ excuse me, miss, but
can I get you out your ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ in the back of a car,
on the way to the bar ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ I got you on my list ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ I got you on my list ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ at the foot of the stairs,
with my fingers in your hair ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ baby, this is it... ♪♪♪
Ho ho ho!
Beautiful ladies, I know
you all need calendars
to keep track of all
your dates, right, huh?
Can I interest you
gentlemen in a calendar?
Complimentary. Of course we take
very good care of our boosters.
These aren't free.
This is a fundraiser.
Bill me.
Not worth it.
Come on.
♪♪♪ my first kiss went
a little like this ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and twist and twist ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ yeah, she won't
ever get enough ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ once she gets a little touch ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ if I had it my way, you
know that I'd make her say ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ she will never get enough ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ once she gets a little touch ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ if I had it my way, you
know that I'd make her say ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ she will never get enough ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ once she gets a little touch ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ if I had it my way, you
know that I'd make her say ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ she will never get enough ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ once she gets a little touch ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ if I had it my way, you
know that I'd make her say ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ uh ♪♪♪
[cheering and applause]
One please.
[new song playing]
Well, Marsh
seems pretty settled in.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
I'm thinking "Stop staring
creepily at my photo."
Ahem.
You know, the entire athletic
department is here tonight.
It'd be a perfect time for
you to sneak into his office.
Me? Why not you?
Because you already
have a rich history
of breaking and entering.
One of us needs to stay clean.
If I get caught,
I could get expelled.
[scoffs] This might be
our only shot,
But if you would rather leave
Travis to rot in jail,
then stay here and dance.
You don't think Marsh
locks his office?
The secretary may leave a key
in her desk. Many of them do.
I'll let you know
if Marsh leaves the party.
Now, go.
Andale.
You totally suck.
Our calendars are
selling like hotcakes.
Why hotcakes?
I always wondered that.
Hey, thanks
for planning this party.
You know, don't thank me yet.
Uh...The party was just
the tip of the iceberg.
Savannah?
Mom?
Oh, don't you look nice.
What are you doing here?
Well, Wanda here called me and
she said you needed something.
Perhaps a sweater.
Now, you can thank me. Yeah.
[crowd cheering]
♪♪♪ The sun is so hot ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ the drinks are so cold ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ your clothes just fall
off as the day goes ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ we're gonna stay up
and gonna lay low ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ we're gonna dance all
night because we say so ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ no, no, no, I'm thinking maybe I can't
have relationships ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ 'cause lately they're
not making any sense ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and, baby, you're
the one thing on my mind ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ but that could
change any time ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ 'cause there are
so many fine women ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ that my head is spinnin' ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and I've forced all feelin' ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ everybody's singin' like her ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ nah, nah, nah ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ hey, hey ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ nah, nah, nah, nah ♪♪♪
Is one of those drinks for me?
If you want.
I want.
♪♪♪ 'cause there are
so many fine women ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ that my head is spinnin' ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and I'm seein' double vision ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ everybody's
singin' like her... ♪♪♪
Now, why am I here
and what is it you need
to talk to me about?
♪♪♪ nah, nah, nah ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ hey, hey ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ nah, nah, nah, nah... ♪♪♪
Let's take a walk.
I want to show you my dorm.
♪♪♪ ...Shut down
the whole block ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ watch the girls drop
by like it's a catwalk ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ we're livin' easy,
we got the whole day ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and we can go hard, no
matter what the cops say ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ nah, nah, nah ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ I'm thinkin' maybe I
can't have relationships ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ 'cause lately they're
not making any sense ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and, baby, you're the
one thing on my mind ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ but that could change anytime ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ 'cause there's
so many fine women ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ that my head is spinnin'... ♪♪♪
[sighs]
[door squeaking]
Boo.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
I have a personal issue
with Bill Marsh.
I'm trying to get into his safe.
Personal issue?
He's blackmailing my boyfriend.
What about you?
Well, I think Marsh
has something to do
with my guy being in prison...
So I'm looking for evidence.
I didn't know he had a safe.
You want to work together?
Anything incriminating
Jake is mine,
Anything else we find is yours.
Deal.
You have any idea
what the code is?
I was working on that
before you walked in.
I tried all the obvious stuff.
Home address,
phone number, birth date.
I was running out of ideas.
Good thing I have a file on him.
Ok. I'm impressed.
All right, let's start with
the Social Security number.
3-8-9-4, that's
the last 4 digits.
No go.
All right, 3-0-6-0,
it's the first 4 digits.
[beeping]
Nope.
0-7-0-6, that's the day he started
as athletic director.
[beeping]
Next.
[sighs]
We could be here a while.
[sighs]
♪♪♪ 'cause there's
so many fine women ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ that my head is spinnin' ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and I'm forced all feelin' ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ everybody's singin' like... ♪♪♪
...I've got all covered
and I'm already doing
Dan's brother's wedding.
It's gonna be the bomb.
You need a professional eye.
I don't know what to say.
Say yes.
I want you to have the
most perfect wedding ever.
♪♪♪ nah, nah, nah, nah ♪♪♪
So c'mon! What do you say?
[cheering and applause]
Thank you, Lancer!
Thank you!
We're 303. Thank you!
Whoo!
[cheering and applause]
[chuckles] Wanda, it's so
generous, you know,
and, uh...You know, uh...
Hey, coach, can I steal
you for a second?
Oh, Wanda, I got to go
because this is very
important University business.
It is. Indeed.
Yeah.
[new song playing]
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
You remember my niece, Jenny?
It's her sweet 16 tomorrow night.
She's almost 16?
I know. I can't
believe it either.
Her father passed away last year
and I'm supposed
to dance with her.
I'd rather not make
a fool of myself
in front of a bunch
of high school kids, so...
Oh. You're asking me
for dance lessons?
It's not funny.
Oh, the big athlete can't dance.
You ever seen me dance?
I just thought that was because you
were too damn cool.
Well, I'm too damn cool for most
things, but just not dancing.
So...Will you help me?
Now? In the middle
of the party.
Are you in a hurry
to get back to Wanda?
Now would be good.
Let's go.
So, this is Cheertown.
Home.
Co-ed?
Yes.
Aren't you the bohemian?
Would you like some tea?
I would like to know
what is going on here.
I'll make some tea.
Your roommate's mother calls me
out of the blue practically
begging me to come here.
How did she even find my number?
I have no idea...
But she's right.
Sort of.
There's something
you need to know...
But you have to promise
not to freak.
I will do nothing of the sort,
but after that awful calendar
there's not a lot
that would shock me now.
Charlotte's pregnant.
She needs your help.
I'll skip the tea.
Mom, we need a plan.
We have to talk this through.
I will deal with this.
Let me help you.
I think you have done enough.
Handling this will take
the entire family.
We need to sit down together.
You have been
a terrible influence.
I do not want you
anywhere near her.
How can you say that?
The calendar,
the stripper outfits.
What is poor Charlotte
supposed to think
when her big sister
is making so much hay
out of acting
like a cheap whore?!
[door slams]
1970.
What's that?
The year the Beatles broke up.
I'm all out of ideas.
He's evil.
Try 6-6-6.
That's only 3 numbers.
Add a 6 for extra evil.
Tuna fish.
Excellent.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna stuff
this in his credenza.
He'll be smelling it for weeks.
That's mature.
Hey, you should
shove it behind the drawers.
It'll be harder to find.
Nice.
[chuckles]
There's numbers taped to
the inside of this drawer.
Shut up.
4 digits. 4-7-8-1.
[beeping]
Please, please, please.
[beep, click]
- Yes!
- Yes!
Ok. Here we go.
[cell phone rings]
[beep] Hey, what's up?
I lost him.
Get out of there.
What? How'd
you lose him?
I am surrounded
by naked cheerleaders
and human beings are
hardwired to procreate,
So, excuse me,
for having split focus.
Ok, we have to go now.
Alice.
Now.
Alice, just leave it.
We'll come back.
You'll be thanking me later.
What? This is a felony.
Only if they catch us.
I'll leave this for Bill.
Do you even know
what a felony is?
Hey, Char, it's me.
What's going on over there?
I need to know that you're ok.
Please call me back.
I'm not ok.
Remind me never to tell
you anything again.
What happened?
She went ballistic and
locked me in my room.
She locked you in your room?
Not literally.
But it was clear
I wasn't allowed out.
She also called me a slut.
She called me a whore.
Well, at least you earn money.
My pimp takes most of it.
And so, I packed a bag and
I went out the window.
Come on, I'm taking you home.
Just put me up for the night.
Then I'll be out
of your hair. I promise.
Where are you gonna go?
I don't know.
I'll get a job.
And then when I start to show,
they'll owe me
maternity leave, right?
I love you with all my heart,
But you can't handle
a baby on your own.
You just can't.
Do you think I don't know that?
Look, I know I'm not ready.
I don't want to be a mother,
but it just happened.
What am I supposed
to do about it?
[crying]
You need your family.
[crying]
Come on. Come on.
- One, Two, Three.
- Ok.
- From three ok?
- Ok, got it.
Eyes on mine and...
Can you not look constipated?
Are you this nurturing
with all your students?
Only my pets.
Uhh.
Ok, don't look at your feet.
Ow!
Ok.
[chuckles]
Look at your feet.
I'm sorry.
Ok, let's do it again.
1, 2, 3...
1, 2, 3.
You set a date yet?
No. When I do, we'll
send you an invitation.
Don't waste the stamp.
Oh, come on,
I'll save you a dance.
The only way I'm coming to your
wedding is if I'm the groom.
Don't talk like that.
I want more than a dance.
But wanting isn't getting.
Nope. It's just wanting.
♪♪♪ unbreak my heart ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ my heart ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ take back that
sad word good-bye ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ bring back
the joy to my life... ♪♪♪
You happy now?
For now.
You proved your point.
You win.
I am engaged to someone else.
Someone who deserves better than this.
I should be happy.
I should be planning my wedding.
Instead, I'm here kissing you.
♪♪♪ unbreak my heart... ♪♪♪
It was just a moment.
I don't think so.
♪♪♪ undo this hurt ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ that caused him
to walk out the door ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and walked out of my life ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ uncry these tears ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ I cried so many nights ♪♪♪
What's this?
October 13, 2008.
Give me that.
This is from the day
the Kimble pharmacy
was robbed...
Supposedly by Travis.
Let's see what's on this.
[beep]
Why was this not
in the court records?
How did Marsh get this?
Is that Travis?
I don't know.
It's hard to make out.
Hang on. This thing
lets me zoom in
and move the window around.
Hmm, right there.
- Jake?
- Jake?
Why would Jake rob the pharmacy?
That's the prank.
Prank?
That's what he called it.
♪♪♪
Hell of a prank.
So, they caught Jake on tape
and Marsh had Overton cover it up
and frame Travis.
Wow.
All to save the football star.
If I get this disk to Julian,
He can get Travis out of prison.
I can save his life.
But then Jake will go
to prison instead.
He broke into a pharmacy, Alice.
Tell you what,
why don't we flip
a coin to decide what to do?
Ok, fine.
Leave the DVD.
Yeah, right.
Hey!
Give it to me!
No!
Hey! Get off of me!
Alice, get... ow!
Ow! My hair! Ow!
Ugh!
[both grunting]
Aah! Get your stupid
moose legs off of me!
Uh!
Uh!
Ow! You just bit me!
Ow!
Ugh!
Let go!
Ow!
[both grunting]
I'm gonna bite!
I'm gonna bite!
I'm gonna bite your hand!
No! No! Ow!
[both grunting]
- Whoa!
- Sorry, sorry.
Hey, we need a speed bump here?
Ok, what happened?
You ok over there?
No.
Well, if you do hear from her, would
you please call us?
Yeah, God bless.
Oh, it is so good to see you.
Charlotte. Oh, honey.
We have been worried
sick about you.
I'm 19. I'm allowed
to leave the house.
Yeah, but in your condition.
I'm pregnant, but still 19.
And I suppose
I should be thanking you
for bringing her home.
I was selling my body for cash
on the street corner and
she just happened by.
All right, I get the point.
Oh, I do charge by the hour.
I shouldn't have
said what I said!
So, I should be going.
Maybe I should make some cocoa.
Would everybody like some cocoa?
To tell you the truth,
I was hurt that you felt
you couldn't come to me.
And you wonder why?
Would it kill you to take a little bit
of responsibility?
Would it?
This is not Savannah's fault!
It's mine.
And it's yours, too.
Oh, no, no, no.
Don't you dare try and
pin this one on me.
I couldn't tell you
I was pregnant...
Because you scare me.
I thought if I told you,
you would just yell at me
and give me some
lecture on abstinence
and that's exactly what you did.
Well, you should've abstained.
Yeah, but I didn't!
That was your choice.
Because you raised me wrong.
You raised me in
some stupid bubble
that has nothing to do with the way
the world really works!
All right, that's it.
You go to your room!
Oh, what are you going to do?
Ground me?
I hope the Ob/Gyn
makes house calls.
She is pregnant, Lane.
Oh, hush, Parker!
Oh, don't tell me to hush!
You are a terrible mother!
[all talking at once]
Shut... shut up!
This family is a mess.
We don't communicate.
We repress and repress
and we let things fester
until there's a big explosion
and somebody ends up in tears.
Well, we are baptists.
It's got to stop.
We've got to open up, talk.
Stop pointing the finger
at one another
and start acting like a team.
We are not cheerleaders.
I am.
So am I.
And we win because our
squads pull together
when the pressure's on.
It's not about the individual.
It's about something bigger.
I don't have to listen to this.
Yeah, well, like it or
not, there's a baby
on the way and we control the world
he or she enters.
Is it going to be
a world where everyone
yells and fights and
attacks one another?
Or is it gonna be
a world of comfort
and nurturing and a strong,
supportive family?
We have to choose.
And we have
to choose right now...
Because the child in there
can hear everything we say.
So, what's it gonna be?
I apologize, Charlotte,
for losing my cool
and for making you feel like
you couldn't talk to me.
I never wanted to scare you.
I appreciate that.
And I also want
to apologize to you
because I said some
very ugly things
that you did not deserve.
It's ok, mom...
I can take it.
I know you can.
I know.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Come on, dad.
[crying]
[rock music playing]
Hey, baby, what are
you doing here?
Um, I just needed to get out
of Cheertown for a bit.
Well, I'd think you'd
all would be flying high.
I heard you sold
all the calendars.
Yeah, thanks.
Something wrong?
[sighs] Yeah, I'm
just preoccupied.
Can I stay
at your place for tonight?
I can't go back to Cheertown.
Why not?
Well, it's complicated.
I need to ask my Professor
about something first.
You can always come home.
You still have your key
and I'll meet you there
when I lock up.
Thanks, mom.
Mm-hmm.
Rob any good pharmacies lately?
[sighs] Aw, hell.
So, you were the one with
Marti's laptop all along.
Yeah.
Bobby Overton had me
steal both of them...
'cause we know how close
they were getting...
Who they'd been talking to.
[thunder]
Actually, I kept Marti's 'cause I wanted
to copy her music library.
It's spectacular.
An innocent guy is sitting
in prison because of you.
How could you do that?
We didn't know that was
gonna happen, Alice.
It turns out the pharmacist
was a freaking Lancer fan.
He saw me take the drugs.
He recognized me,
contacted Marsh,
who got Overton
to do his dirty work,
so he could keep
his distance from this.
So, Overton saved your ass.
Yeah, I mean, he paid
off the witnesses.
He got the pharmacist to change
his witness statement.
I mean, the guy made up
some fake B.S.
description of the robber,
no one had any idea that
the cops were gonna pick up
a guitar player and charge him.
Oh, my gosh.
After that, things,
they spiraled.
Ok, I wanted to come clean,
But I was in too deep.
Bill Marsh had already
gotten people to lie for me.
We had to protect ourselves.
And protect football.
That's the same thing.
Look...
I felt awful about it, ok?
I still feel awful about it,
But...lt was out
of my control.
You got to believe that.
So you knew an innocent guy
went to prison for you.
Uh...The guy was
homeless, Alice,
At least in prison he got 3 meals a day and
a roof over his head.
Wow...
I mean...Wow.
Alice?
I got to go.
Alice? Alice? Wait.
Alice?
How did you find out?
Marti figured it out.
She has the DVD of you
stealing the drugs.
She does?
She does.
How?
Like I said...I got to go.
Ok.
[breathing heavily]
[banging on door]
You sure school's worth all this?
Dan, I'm going to graduate,
pass the bar up north and
work in a D.A.'s office.
You're applying
for a scholarship?
I have one now for cheerleading.
Cheerleading?
- Oh.
- Hello, Marti.
Welcome to Cheertown.
I need two pre-law
students to help me.
A man that's sentenced to life
in prison for a minor burglary.
My laptop was stolen
from my dorm room.
Hey, Lewis, have
you seen my laptop?
I think somebody's been in here.
I heard about an engagement.
I want to say congratulations
and I wish nothing but joy and
happiness for the both of you.
Let me see the wrist watch.
I'm considering going pro.
Kept a little souvenir
of our adventure together.
Why don't you watch that video
and we'll discuss your future
with a little more perspective.
I took a bunch of pregnancy tests
and they all said positive.
- Have you told mom?
- No.
She's gonna realize
when you start to show.
♪♪♪ 1, 2, 3, 4 ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ Move to the left,
move to the right ♪♪♪
[music playing]
Work it.
♪♪♪ ...on a Saturday night ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ I'm gonna settle on the sofa ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and turn down the lights ♪♪♪
Yes, good!
All right!
♪♪♪ I've got 900 channels, but
there's nothin' to see ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ no one to doubt that... ♪♪♪
You are beautiful!
♪♪♪ ohh, ohh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, hoo ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ we want to be famous ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, hoo ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ be a face on the screen ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ohh, ohh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, hoo ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ read our name in the papers ♪♪♪
Come on, hit me with that cupid!
♪♪♪ everybody wants to be on TV ♪♪♪
Now, we're talking.
♪♪♪ na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ everybody wants to be on TV ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ forget Audrey Hepburn,
forget Bette Davis ♪♪♪
Yes, good.
All right!
♪♪♪ I want to be known
just for bein' famous ♪♪♪
Beautiful.
♪♪♪ I can't act, I can't dance ♪♪♪
That's it.
♪♪♪ I can't sing,
can't you see? ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ but I'm young and I'm pretty ♪♪♪
Yes.
### and that's all that you need ###
♪♪♪ ohh, ohh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, hoo ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ we want to be famous ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ohh, ohh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, hoo ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ be a face
on the screen... ♪♪♪
What are you wearing?
First Monday in October.
She's Supreme Court Justice.
You've got to be kidding me.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
was a cheerleader.
Baton twirler, actually.
This is a cheerleading calendar,
it's supposed to be sexy.
Anyway you slice it,
Supreme Court Justice isn't sexy.
♪♪♪ we want to be famous ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ we don't want to be on TV ♪♪♪
That is fabulous.
♪♪♪ we don't want ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ we want to be famous ♪♪♪
That's it. Yes.
♪♪♪ we don't want to be on TV ♪♪♪
Nice.
♪♪♪ everybody... ♪♪♪
Good, Marti.
That's good.
♪♪♪ we don't want
to be on TV... ♪♪♪
Ok. That's a little sexy.
Wow, this is good.
Good enough to pay for
a new sprung floor?
I'd say so.
Looking fine, Lewis.
Thanks. You, too.
Uh, no, uh-uh.
Ok, these stay under wraps
until the launch party.
Ahem.
I can see you, Lewis.
Drop it.
Champagne on the house.
Consider it an engagement gift.
Ohh.
Well, thank you, Wanda,
that's very nice.
Cheers.
So, have y'all set a date yet?
Oh, right now we're just
enjoying the engagement.
All good venues book up quick.
You let me know if y'all
need some professional help.
Professional?
What, you mean...
I mean me. I'm getting
into event planning:
Weddings, theme parties,
that sort of thing.
I'm helping with the
Hellcats launch party.
You can come down
and see my work,
no pressure.
Oh, unfortunately,
I can't be there.
Um, my Army Reserve Unit
is actually training.
Oh, no. Can you get 'em
to change the date?
Um, the Army paid for
my medical school, Wanda,
So it's definitely not optional.
Hmm.
Vanessa's gonna be there though,
and she'll get a chance
to see you in action
and she can give
me a full report.
I think you'll be very impressed.
[chuckles]
Thanks a lot.
Now, I have to be the bad guy.
Come on, it might be nice
to have a wedding planner.
It would definitely take some of
the weight off of us, right?
Yeah, but it's premature,
we haven't even set a date.
Well, we should.
What are we waiting for?
Are you in a rush or something?
You're not getting
cold feet, are you?
No.
Because I would've never
asked you to marry me
if I wasn't ready.
[scoffs]
Vanessa, I asked you a question.
Of course I'm ready.
[scoffs] But let's
change the subject
'cause I don't want
to encourage Wanda.
Wow, this breakfast looks great.
Derrick, you had the
greek omelet with dill.
You had corn beef hash
with two poached eggs.
And who had the rye toast?
That would be me.
Thank you.
Mom?
[TV playing]
Dad?
They're at lunch
with Pastor George.
Man: This is what you did.
It's coconut boy bait.
Woman: If you can bake a cake,
you can land a man.
Hey, how are you doing?
Any word from Dan?
No.
No, but it's for the best.
What are you eating?
Food.
Junk food.
This isn't healthy for the baby.
Well, it's the only thing I can eat
that doesn't make me throw up.
Well, you need to
eat a balanced diet.
Fruits and vegetables.
Here, I got you some
prenatal vitamins
and "What to expect
when you're expecting."
Thank you.
I folded down some pages for you.
The lady in the store said
this book is the best.
It's divided in trimesters.
Wait, I can't keep
this stuff here.
- What if mom finds this?
- She's gonna figure out eventually.
When's your due date?
I don't remember.
You don't remember?
Your doctor must have told you.
He wasn't really sure.
Wasn't sure?
Char, you haven't
seen the doctor.
- I'm sorry.
- Ohh.
I couldn't.
He would tell mom.
What is wrong with you?
This is really hard, ok?
You can't keep sticking
your head in the sand
pretending you're not pregnant.
You have no idea what
I'm going through.
I'm telling mom.
No.
Somebody needs to
keep an eye on you.
You swore you wouldn't!
I guess we're both breaking
promises these days.
I hate you!
Well, I love you.
And I love your baby.
Let's talk about the athletic director.
Bill Marsh.
Mm-hmm.
What's he got to do
with anything?
Think about it.
How does Bobby Overton,
a middle-aged
furniture dealer get past
a security gate and
into a locked dormitory
and steal your laptops without
appearing extremely conspicuous?
He had someone on the inside?
Assume he does and what's his only known
connection to Lancer?
The athletic department.
He's a booster.
Exactly.
And I did some checking into
the University records.
Guess who has a lucrative
deal to provide
the furniture to the entire
athletic department?
- Bobby Overton.
- Bingo.
That's the obvious answer,
it hardly warrants a bingo.
How did you get into the records?
Well, Eileen in facilities
is a bit sweet on me.
Huh, well, it pays
to have a faculty I.D.
And a honey suckle
southern accent.
Honey suckle?
Honey suckle?
What? Has nobody ever
told you that before?
[chuckles] Well, that
particular compliment
has been tragically withheld
until today.
Oh.
Anyhow, what I find
interesting is that Overton
hasn't given a dime to the
program for over 2 years,
but he still gets premium
50-yardline seats.
Generous treatment for a
booster who doesn't boost.
Mm-hmm. Or an award
for something else.
Implicating Travis.
Only Bill Marsh has the power
to reward him like that.
Or Red Raymond.
Yeah, but Red Raymond
wasn't at Lancer
when Travis was convicted.
I mean, why would
he help maintain
a cover-up he had
nothing to do with?
- To protect Football.
- Good point, Mr. Pepper.
We are gonna consider
him an unknown.
From a legal standpoint,
we got nothing.
It's got to be
a frame-up job,
that's the only thing
that makes sense.
And Overton paid off
Travis' ex-girlfriend
and the pharmacist,
so they'd change their statements
and Marsh rewarded
Overton in return.
A furniture deal
and season tickets,
it's not exactly
evidence of a crime.
Maybe you can pay him
a visit and lean on him.
Might panic and
give something up.
Uh-uh, the minute he figures
out that I've taken
an interest, he's gonna
circle the wagons
and right now it's
better that he thinks
he's up against Nancy Drew
and Harry Potter.
Whoa, whoa. Why does she
get to be Nancy Drew?
Harry Potter's not
even a detective.
Look, you can be
Nancy Drew if you want.
That is not the point.
Listen, Bill Marsh is a
powerful man at this school
and if we're gonna go after
him, I need concrete proof.
How do we get it?
Who am I to tell Nancy Drew
how to do her job?
We'll reconnect when I come
back from Washington.
And I look forward
to being impressed.
Miss Perkins.
Mr. Potter.
I despise Harry Potter.
Savannah, I need to get
a check for the caterer.
What?
Oh, yeah, sure.
Right.
Hey, have you talked to Marti?
She's not answering her phone.
I think she's at the law library
doing some research.
Everything ok?
Yeah, sure.
Never better.
Oh, look at this.
Baby book.
Did I say you could go
through my stuff?
Anyway, it's not mine.
Oh, you can't fool
a fellow mother.
I can smell it on you.
No, seriously.
It's for my friend.
Is it Marti?
Oh, dear lord.
Ok, I can take it.
Who is the baby daddy?
I mean, is it Lewis?
Dan?
Morgan?
Ok, it's not Marti.
Ahh. Well,
now, I'm curious.
Which friend got knocked up?
Alice?
- It's got to be Alice, right?
- It's no one you know.
Well, then I was right
the first time.
It is you!
Honey, don't worry about
that mama of yours.
Who said I was worried
about my mom?
Your friends will stand by you.
I will stand by you.
I will love that baby
like it's my own.
What do you think
of the name Ike?
I think that is a very
strong name for a boy.
Ok, can you please stop talking?
You sound like Marti right there.
It's not for me...
it's for my little sister.
I don't really know her.
You can't tell anyone, ok?
Especially not my mom.
Honey, she's gonna find out.
I mean, come on.
You think I don't know that?
Babies are a joy, but
they are also a nightmare.
I mean, if I didn't
have my mother's help,
well, I'd probably would've
ended up on the TV news.
It was really that bad?
What your sister doesn't realize
is that she's gonna need
her mom now more than ever.
[sighs] My mom is
gonna be furious.
She'll get over it.
When she holds that
fat baby in her arms,
all will be forgiven.
But she needs to tell her.
I know.
What I don't know is how.
Would've been funny
if it was Alice.
[chuckles] Yeah.
[typing]
Damn.
[typing]
[scoffs]
Will you stop obsessing
over the stupid NFL draft?
Shane Villano's gonna
go in the first round.
The guy's got an arm
like cooked pasta.
Mmm. I prefer mine al dente.
Yeah, if he could go first round,
I could go first round, too.
You obviously want
to go pro next year.
Why haven't you declared
for the draft?
Bill Marsh wants me
to stay at Lancer.
He says the team needs me.
Oh, I am so over that jackass.
Just tell him to go to hell.
Yeah, I can't do that.
Why not?
You're a free agent.
That's not exactly true.
What do you mean?
Jake?
Tell me.
I did this prank freshman year.
Stupid football initiation thing,
it just... it went
really, really wrong.
What kind of thing?
It was bad, Ok?
That's all you need to know.
Bill Marsh helped me cover it up,
he called in a lot of favors.
When I went in to talk
to him about the draft,
he opens up his safe and...
And?
And he kept evidence
to use against me
in case I ever
tried to cross him.
What kind of evidence?
You know what?
Forget I said anything.
Ok? I actually care
about you, Alice,
and I don't want you
anywhere near this.
Oh, Jakey, don't
tell me what to do.
I really, really hate that.
Fair enough.
[crowd cheering]
♪♪♪ My first kiss went
a little like this ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and twist and twist ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ well, my first kiss went
a little like this ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and twist and twist ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ I said no more teachers
and no more books ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ I got a kiss
under the bleachers ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ hoping that nobody looked ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ tastes like licorice,
tongue like candy ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ excuse me, miss, but
can I get you out your ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ in the back of a car,
on the way to the bar ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ I got you on my list ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ I got you on my list ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ at the foot of the stairs,
with my fingers in your hair ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ baby, this is it... ♪♪♪
Ho ho ho!
Beautiful ladies, I know
you all need calendars
to keep track of all
your dates, right, huh?
Can I interest you
gentlemen in a calendar?
Complimentary. Of course we take
very good care of our boosters.
These aren't free.
This is a fundraiser.
Bill me.
Not worth it.
Come on.
♪♪♪ my first kiss went
a little like this ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and twist and twist ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ yeah, she won't
ever get enough ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ once she gets a little touch ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ if I had it my way, you
know that I'd make her say ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ she will never get enough ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ once she gets a little touch ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ if I had it my way, you
know that I'd make her say ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ she will never get enough ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ once she gets a little touch ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ if I had it my way, you
know that I'd make her say ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ she will never get enough ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ once she gets a little touch ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ if I had it my way, you
know that I'd make her say ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ uh ♪♪♪
[cheering and applause]
One please.
[new song playing]
Well, Marsh
seems pretty settled in.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
I'm thinking "Stop staring
creepily at my photo."
Ahem.
You know, the entire athletic
department is here tonight.
It'd be a perfect time for
you to sneak into his office.
Me? Why not you?
Because you already
have a rich history
of breaking and entering.
One of us needs to stay clean.
If I get caught,
I could get expelled.
[scoffs] This might be
our only shot,
But if you would rather leave
Travis to rot in jail,
then stay here and dance.
You don't think Marsh
locks his office?
The secretary may leave a key
in her desk. Many of them do.
I'll let you know
if Marsh leaves the party.
Now, go.
Andale.
You totally suck.
Our calendars are
selling like hotcakes.
Why hotcakes?
I always wondered that.
Hey, thanks
for planning this party.
You know, don't thank me yet.
Uh...The party was just
the tip of the iceberg.
Savannah?
Mom?
Oh, don't you look nice.
What are you doing here?
Well, Wanda here called me and
she said you needed something.
Perhaps a sweater.
Now, you can thank me. Yeah.
[crowd cheering]
♪♪♪ The sun is so hot ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ the drinks are so cold ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ your clothes just fall
off as the day goes ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ we're gonna stay up
and gonna lay low ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ we're gonna dance all
night because we say so ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ no, no, no, I'm thinking maybe I can't
have relationships ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ 'cause lately they're
not making any sense ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and, baby, you're
the one thing on my mind ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ but that could
change any time ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ 'cause there are
so many fine women ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ that my head is spinnin' ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and I've forced all feelin' ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ everybody's singin' like her ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ nah, nah, nah ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ hey, hey ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ nah, nah, nah, nah ♪♪♪
Is one of those drinks for me?
If you want.
I want.
♪♪♪ 'cause there are
so many fine women ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ that my head is spinnin' ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and I'm seein' double vision ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ everybody's
singin' like her... ♪♪♪
Now, why am I here
and what is it you need
to talk to me about?
♪♪♪ nah, nah, nah ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ hey, hey ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ nah, nah, nah, nah... ♪♪♪
Let's take a walk.
I want to show you my dorm.
♪♪♪ ...Shut down
the whole block ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ watch the girls drop
by like it's a catwalk ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ we're livin' easy,
we got the whole day ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and we can go hard, no
matter what the cops say ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ nah, nah, nah ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ I'm thinkin' maybe I
can't have relationships ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ 'cause lately they're
not making any sense ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and, baby, you're the
one thing on my mind ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ but that could change anytime ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ 'cause there's
so many fine women ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ that my head is spinnin'... ♪♪♪
[sighs]
[door squeaking]
Boo.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
I have a personal issue
with Bill Marsh.
I'm trying to get into his safe.
Personal issue?
He's blackmailing my boyfriend.
What about you?
Well, I think Marsh
has something to do
with my guy being in prison...
So I'm looking for evidence.
I didn't know he had a safe.
You want to work together?
Anything incriminating
Jake is mine,
Anything else we find is yours.
Deal.
You have any idea
what the code is?
I was working on that
before you walked in.
I tried all the obvious stuff.
Home address,
phone number, birth date.
I was running out of ideas.
Good thing I have a file on him.
Ok. I'm impressed.
All right, let's start with
the Social Security number.
3-8-9-4, that's
the last 4 digits.
No go.
All right, 3-0-6-0,
it's the first 4 digits.
[beeping]
Nope.
0-7-0-6, that's the day he started
as athletic director.
[beeping]
Next.
[sighs]
We could be here a while.
[sighs]
♪♪♪ 'cause there's
so many fine women ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ that my head is spinnin' ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and I'm forced all feelin' ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ everybody's singin' like... ♪♪♪
...I've got all covered
and I'm already doing
Dan's brother's wedding.
It's gonna be the bomb.
You need a professional eye.
I don't know what to say.
Say yes.
I want you to have the
most perfect wedding ever.
♪♪♪ nah, nah, nah, nah ♪♪♪
So c'mon! What do you say?
[cheering and applause]
Thank you, Lancer!
Thank you!
We're 303. Thank you!
Whoo!
[cheering and applause]
[chuckles] Wanda, it's so
generous, you know,
and, uh...You know, uh...
Hey, coach, can I steal
you for a second?
Oh, Wanda, I got to go
because this is very
important University business.
It is. Indeed.
Yeah.
[new song playing]
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
You remember my niece, Jenny?
It's her sweet 16 tomorrow night.
She's almost 16?
I know. I can't
believe it either.
Her father passed away last year
and I'm supposed
to dance with her.
I'd rather not make
a fool of myself
in front of a bunch
of high school kids, so...
Oh. You're asking me
for dance lessons?
It's not funny.
Oh, the big athlete can't dance.
You ever seen me dance?
I just thought that was because you
were too damn cool.
Well, I'm too damn cool for most
things, but just not dancing.
So...Will you help me?
Now? In the middle
of the party.
Are you in a hurry
to get back to Wanda?
Now would be good.
Let's go.
So, this is Cheertown.
Home.
Co-ed?
Yes.
Aren't you the bohemian?
Would you like some tea?
I would like to know
what is going on here.
I'll make some tea.
Your roommate's mother calls me
out of the blue practically
begging me to come here.
How did she even find my number?
I have no idea...
But she's right.
Sort of.
There's something
you need to know...
But you have to promise
not to freak.
I will do nothing of the sort,
but after that awful calendar
there's not a lot
that would shock me now.
Charlotte's pregnant.
She needs your help.
I'll skip the tea.
Mom, we need a plan.
We have to talk this through.
I will deal with this.
Let me help you.
I think you have done enough.
Handling this will take
the entire family.
We need to sit down together.
You have been
a terrible influence.
I do not want you
anywhere near her.
How can you say that?
The calendar,
the stripper outfits.
What is poor Charlotte
supposed to think
when her big sister
is making so much hay
out of acting
like a cheap whore?!
[door slams]
1970.
What's that?
The year the Beatles broke up.
I'm all out of ideas.
He's evil.
Try 6-6-6.
That's only 3 numbers.
Add a 6 for extra evil.
Tuna fish.
Excellent.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna stuff
this in his credenza.
He'll be smelling it for weeks.
That's mature.
Hey, you should
shove it behind the drawers.
It'll be harder to find.
Nice.
[chuckles]
There's numbers taped to
the inside of this drawer.
Shut up.
4 digits. 4-7-8-1.
[beeping]
Please, please, please.
[beep, click]
- Yes!
- Yes!
Ok. Here we go.
[cell phone rings]
[beep] Hey, what's up?
I lost him.
Get out of there.
What? How'd
you lose him?
I am surrounded
by naked cheerleaders
and human beings are
hardwired to procreate,
So, excuse me,
for having split focus.
Ok, we have to go now.
Alice.
Now.
Alice, just leave it.
We'll come back.
You'll be thanking me later.
What? This is a felony.
Only if they catch us.
I'll leave this for Bill.
Do you even know
what a felony is?
Hey, Char, it's me.
What's going on over there?
I need to know that you're ok.
Please call me back.
I'm not ok.
Remind me never to tell
you anything again.
What happened?
She went ballistic and
locked me in my room.
She locked you in your room?
Not literally.
But it was clear
I wasn't allowed out.
She also called me a slut.
She called me a whore.
Well, at least you earn money.
My pimp takes most of it.
And so, I packed a bag and
I went out the window.
Come on, I'm taking you home.
Just put me up for the night.
Then I'll be out
of your hair. I promise.
Where are you gonna go?
I don't know.
I'll get a job.
And then when I start to show,
they'll owe me
maternity leave, right?
I love you with all my heart,
But you can't handle
a baby on your own.
You just can't.
Do you think I don't know that?
Look, I know I'm not ready.
I don't want to be a mother,
but it just happened.
What am I supposed
to do about it?
[crying]
You need your family.
[crying]
Come on. Come on.
- One, Two, Three.
- Ok.
- From three ok?
- Ok, got it.
Eyes on mine and...
Can you not look constipated?
Are you this nurturing
with all your students?
Only my pets.
Uhh.
Ok, don't look at your feet.
Ow!
Ok.
[chuckles]
Look at your feet.
I'm sorry.
Ok, let's do it again.
1, 2, 3...
1, 2, 3.
You set a date yet?
No. When I do, we'll
send you an invitation.
Don't waste the stamp.
Oh, come on,
I'll save you a dance.
The only way I'm coming to your
wedding is if I'm the groom.
Don't talk like that.
I want more than a dance.
But wanting isn't getting.
Nope. It's just wanting.
♪♪♪ unbreak my heart ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ my heart ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ take back that
sad word good-bye ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ bring back
the joy to my life... ♪♪♪
You happy now?
For now.
You proved your point.
You win.
I am engaged to someone else.
Someone who deserves better than this.
I should be happy.
I should be planning my wedding.
Instead, I'm here kissing you.
♪♪♪ unbreak my heart... ♪♪♪
It was just a moment.
I don't think so.
♪♪♪ undo this hurt ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ that caused him
to walk out the door ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ and walked out of my life ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ uncry these tears ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ I cried so many nights ♪♪♪
What's this?
October 13, 2008.
Give me that.
This is from the day
the Kimble pharmacy
was robbed...
Supposedly by Travis.
Let's see what's on this.
[beep]
Why was this not
in the court records?
How did Marsh get this?
Is that Travis?
I don't know.
It's hard to make out.
Hang on. This thing
lets me zoom in
and move the window around.
Hmm, right there.
- Jake?
- Jake?
Why would Jake rob the pharmacy?
That's the prank.
Prank?
That's what he called it.
♪♪♪
Hell of a prank.
So, they caught Jake on tape
and Marsh had Overton cover it up
and frame Travis.
Wow.
All to save the football star.
If I get this disk to Julian,
He can get Travis out of prison.
I can save his life.
But then Jake will go
to prison instead.
He broke into a pharmacy, Alice.
Tell you what,
why don't we flip
a coin to decide what to do?
Ok, fine.
Leave the DVD.
Yeah, right.
Hey!
Give it to me!
No!
Hey! Get off of me!
Alice, get... ow!
Ow! My hair! Ow!
Ugh!
[both grunting]
Aah! Get your stupid
moose legs off of me!
Uh!
Uh!
Ow! You just bit me!
Ow!
Ugh!
Let go!
Ow!
[both grunting]
I'm gonna bite!
I'm gonna bite!
I'm gonna bite your hand!
No! No! Ow!
[both grunting]
- Whoa!
- Sorry, sorry.
Hey, we need a speed bump here?
Ok, what happened?
You ok over there?
No.
Well, if you do hear from her, would
you please call us?
Yeah, God bless.
Oh, it is so good to see you.
Charlotte. Oh, honey.
We have been worried
sick about you.
I'm 19. I'm allowed
to leave the house.
Yeah, but in your condition.
I'm pregnant, but still 19.
And I suppose
I should be thanking you
for bringing her home.
I was selling my body for cash
on the street corner and
she just happened by.
All right, I get the point.
Oh, I do charge by the hour.
I shouldn't have
said what I said!
So, I should be going.
Maybe I should make some cocoa.
Would everybody like some cocoa?
To tell you the truth,
I was hurt that you felt
you couldn't come to me.
And you wonder why?
Would it kill you to take a little bit
of responsibility?
Would it?
This is not Savannah's fault!
It's mine.
And it's yours, too.
Oh, no, no, no.
Don't you dare try and
pin this one on me.
I couldn't tell you
I was pregnant...
Because you scare me.
I thought if I told you,
you would just yell at me
and give me some
lecture on abstinence
and that's exactly what you did.
Well, you should've abstained.
Yeah, but I didn't!
That was your choice.
Because you raised me wrong.
You raised me in
some stupid bubble
that has nothing to do with the way
the world really works!
All right, that's it.
You go to your room!
Oh, what are you going to do?
Ground me?
I hope the Ob/Gyn
makes house calls.
She is pregnant, Lane.
Oh, hush, Parker!
Oh, don't tell me to hush!
You are a terrible mother!
[all talking at once]
Shut... shut up!
This family is a mess.
We don't communicate.
We repress and repress
and we let things fester
until there's a big explosion
and somebody ends up in tears.
Well, we are baptists.
It's got to stop.
We've got to open up, talk.
Stop pointing the finger
at one another
and start acting like a team.
We are not cheerleaders.
I am.
So am I.
And we win because our
squads pull together
when the pressure's on.
It's not about the individual.
It's about something bigger.
I don't have to listen to this.
Yeah, well, like it or
not, there's a baby
on the way and we control the world
he or she enters.
Is it going to be
a world where everyone
yells and fights and
attacks one another?
Or is it gonna be
a world of comfort
and nurturing and a strong,
supportive family?
We have to choose.
And we have
to choose right now...
Because the child in there
can hear everything we say.
So, what's it gonna be?
I apologize, Charlotte,
for losing my cool
and for making you feel like
you couldn't talk to me.
I never wanted to scare you.
I appreciate that.
And I also want
to apologize to you
because I said some
very ugly things
that you did not deserve.
It's ok, mom...
I can take it.
I know you can.
I know.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Come on, dad.
[crying]
[rock music playing]
Hey, baby, what are
you doing here?
Um, I just needed to get out
of Cheertown for a bit.
Well, I'd think you'd
all would be flying high.
I heard you sold
all the calendars.
Yeah, thanks.
Something wrong?
[sighs] Yeah, I'm
just preoccupied.
Can I stay
at your place for tonight?
I can't go back to Cheertown.
Why not?
Well, it's complicated.
I need to ask my Professor
about something first.
You can always come home.
You still have your key
and I'll meet you there
when I lock up.
Thanks, mom.
Mm-hmm.
Rob any good pharmacies lately?
[sighs] Aw, hell.
So, you were the one with
Marti's laptop all along.
Yeah.
Bobby Overton had me
steal both of them...
'cause we know how close
they were getting...
Who they'd been talking to.
[thunder]
Actually, I kept Marti's 'cause I wanted
to copy her music library.
It's spectacular.
An innocent guy is sitting
in prison because of you.
How could you do that?
We didn't know that was
gonna happen, Alice.
It turns out the pharmacist
was a freaking Lancer fan.
He saw me take the drugs.
He recognized me,
contacted Marsh,
who got Overton
to do his dirty work,
so he could keep
his distance from this.
So, Overton saved your ass.
Yeah, I mean, he paid
off the witnesses.
He got the pharmacist to change
his witness statement.
I mean, the guy made up
some fake B.S.
description of the robber,
no one had any idea that
the cops were gonna pick up
a guitar player and charge him.
Oh, my gosh.
After that, things,
they spiraled.
Ok, I wanted to come clean,
But I was in too deep.
Bill Marsh had already
gotten people to lie for me.
We had to protect ourselves.
And protect football.
That's the same thing.
Look...
I felt awful about it, ok?
I still feel awful about it,
But...lt was out
of my control.
You got to believe that.
So you knew an innocent guy
went to prison for you.
Uh...The guy was
homeless, Alice,
At least in prison he got 3 meals a day and
a roof over his head.
Wow...
I mean...Wow.
Alice?
I got to go.
Alice? Alice? Wait.
Alice?
How did you find out?
Marti figured it out.
She has the DVD of you
stealing the drugs.
She does?
She does.
How?
Like I said...I got to go.
Ok.
[breathing heavily]
[banging on door]