Heartland (2007–…): Season 5, Episode 7 - Over the Rise - full transcript

Amy:
Previously on "Heartland":

Jack: Sorry to
hear about the split.

Well, news sure does
travel fast around here.

But uh...
It's just a break.

Almost makes me wanna work
at Maggie's again.

No way.
I need you here

to help me
with the baby.

Nice to feel appreciated.
Who knew?

I was kinda hoping
that you might give me

another chance, too,
son.

Son?



Wait. Wait a second,
we're still talking.

Don't walk away from me!

Shane: Yeah, well, you
walked away from me.

Shane.

You can call me anytime.

And think about the summer--

it's wide open.

He hates me.

Tim: Well, bet you're happy
to be finished school.

Leave any girlfriends
behind?

Nope.

Well, I am really,

really glad
you changed your mind

and decided to spend
the summer,



because we are gonna
have some fun.

They closed that road.

There was a rock slide.

Wiped it right out
a few weeks ago.

Shane:
Oh yeah?

Hey, you know what?

There's an old movie set
up there.

It's like
an old Western town.

- Really?
- Yeah, really.

Some of those old westerns
are pretty cool.

Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah, I love 'em.

I think "Stagecoach,"
remember "Stagecoach"?

"My Darling Clementine,"

and "Shane."

You might've been named
after "Shane."

I don't think so.

"Desperado,"

"Shanghai Noon."

Yeah, well, those movies
were made in the nineties.

Yeah. Like I said,
you know, they're old.

Yeah.

(Truck rumbles)

(Hoof strikes the ground loudly)

(Bull grunts)

(Snorted breath)

Chad:
When I nod...

Gimme a fast gate.

(Bull grunts and snorts)

(Gate rattles)

(Bull grunts wildly)

Waylon:
Hey!

Hey!

(Bull grunts and snorts)

Waylon:
Hey! Whoa!

Hey, bull! Bull!

Chad:
Wooo!

Waylon:
Got 'em!

Chad: (Triumphant laugh) Woo!

Men: Hey! All right!
You looked great, kid!

Chad:
Not bad, hey buddy?

Chad's riding great!

Yeah,
he's got Dad's talent.

All I got are his flat feet
and lady hands.

You should get Chad
to give me some pointers.

I wanna try bulls.

Well, now, I guess light
really does travel

faster than sound.

You always seem
so bright,

until you speak.

I'm serious.

Come on now, Caleb.

A bull'd shake you faster
than Ms. Ponaka did

- a few years back.
- What's your problem today?

I'm in a bad mood,
all right?

It's my ride.

I'm having serious
engine trouble.

Tell you what.

Get your brother
to give me lessons,

and I got a guy
who can fix your ride.

Think about it.

(Truck rumbles)

Shane: Hey, Pal! Hey, Amy!
Amy: Welcome home, Shane.

Shane:
Can we go for a ride?

Amy: What, already?
Shane: Yeah, yeah.

Shane: Come on, let's get
Pal and Spartan tacked up.

Amy: Well, don't you wanna get
settled at Big River first?

You know, I kinda wish

I was staying here
with you guys.

Tim:
Shane!

Tim:
Hey!

Got you a welcome home gift.
(Laughs)

Uh... thanks.

Yeah, you can practice
roping him.

Cowboys rope steers.

Well, you gotta start
somewhere.

My dad got me
one of these little guys

when I was seven.

Dad, he's not seven.

Could we just go
for a ride?

Yeah.
Let's go grab the saddles.

What're you lookin' at?

♪

♪

♪ And at the break of day
you sank into your dream, ♪

♪ you dreamer. ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪

♪ You dreamer, ♪

♪ you dreamer. ♪

Lou:
Katie's leaked through again.

Why're you looking at me?

Because you never
pull out the back properly

and you give her
a diaper wedgie.

She just squirms
when I change her.

I don't need excuses,

I need you to give her
a bath now.

- Fine.
- Thank you.

And please remember to wash
under her neck this time.

(Exasperated sigh)

I know it's tough
when Peter's away,

but she's helping
the best she can.

Lou:
Well, she better be;

We're paying her double
her usual fee.

(Chuckles)

Hey, Tim,
where's Shane?

Went for a ride with Amy.

Couldn't wait
to get away from me.

Can't do anything right
for the kid.

He hates me.

Seriously,
he hates me.

Jack:
You gotta stop saying that.

He just needs
a little time.

Yeah, well, time's up,
he's here,

and it's gonna be a long summer
if this keeps up.

Well,
what does he like to do?

Well, he likes to...

Get as far way from me
as possible,

and old westerns,
apparently.

Jack:
Oh, another John Wayne fan?

No, more like Jackie Chan.

Hmm.

I got his attention
for five seconds

when I told him
about that old movie set

up at Cook's Pass.

Lou: Well, that's something.
You could take him up there.

Can't;
That road's still closed.

You can't get up there.

Not by car.

Okay.

Hey, Ty.
Uh, this is...

I gotta go.

This is Waylon Rogers.

He's been on the circuit
since I started.

Good to meet you.

Caleb and I got to talking
over at the bull pens.

He says you can, uh,
super-charge my ride.

Well, I can take a look
at it.

What kind of bike
you got?

Not a bike.

(Engine rumbles)

Caleb:
(Laughs)

What is that?

It's a bathtub on wheels.

What, are you blind
or something?

Caleb:
He's a rodeo clown.

I need to jump this sucker
off a three-foot ramp,

over a tank
full of piranhas.

Piranhas?

Well, actually,
it's gold fish,

but the crowd's
too far away to notice.

You mounted a bathtub
on an ATV chassis.

And how fast
do you want this to go?

Fast enough
to jump six feet.

You want this to jump six feet?
(Cell phone rings)

Yeah.
Are you crazy?

That's what
my psychiatrist said,

so I told him
I wanted a second opinion.

He says, "Okay,
you're ugly too." Heh.

Tough crowd.

Think you can do it?

Uh, yeah,
I'll give it a shot.

Awesome!
Hey, Dougie,

the boxers were s'posed to have
the polka dots, not my cape.

Thanks for the referral,
man,

but I thought
you were talking bikes,

not bathtubs.

Figured you'd just like
the challenge.

So what were you doing
at the bull pens anyway?

You're not thinking
of uh...

Agh! Why not, man?

Talk to any bull rider,

they'll tell ya
it's the best rush there is.

What about broncs?

Mm. I've been doing it
for a long time.

Time for a new challenge,
you know?

Take it
to the next level.

Waylon: What part of
"Carrie Underwood look-alike"

do you not understand?

Dinner was amazing.

Surprised you can taste it
you ate it so fast.

I have to ask...
Uh, what's up with the goat?

What?

He got me a goat.

To practice his roping.

A goat for roping?

Yeah, that's what
I started on-- a goat.

(Laughs)

Tim: And I got buckles for
roping at every major rodeo,

so... try beating that,
buddy.

Well, maybe I could,

but I'm gonna stick
with just one event.

Well, I've got a pretty good
track record in broncs too.

Caleb: Ah. Well, I'm
actually switching to bulls.

Whoa.

You know, bull riders are like
the toughest guys out there.

Mallory: Yeah. Nothing says
tough like a full body cast.

Shane:
Hey, did you ever ride bulls?

Tim: Yup.
Once, and one time was enough.

Always thought it was
a little more stupid than tough.

Caleb, have you actually
ridden a bull yet?

No. But, uh, maybe tomorrow.

Really?
Can I come watch?

Tim: Actually, I have
a surprise for you.

Not a goat.

It's a trip,
on horseback.

Really.

Like...
Just the two of us?

And also,
I have a good idea.

Amy and Lou should come.

Um...

A family trip--
all three of my kids,

first time.

Really, really fun.

Lou.

Lou, now it was your idea
to visit the movie set

- in the first place.
- Yeah, Dad,

I said you should
take Shane.

You know, this trip
should be the two of you

so you can get to know
each other better.

What's so wrong with me

wanting to take
my daughters too?

You just want us there
as a buffer

because you're uncomfortable
with him.

I don't wanna go,
with him, alone.

You have to come.
Please?

I can't.

You know, Peter's away
at a job interview

and I have to watch Katie.

Lou, that's what you
pay me for.

Seriously,
go have some fun.

Please.

Covered.

Amy's coming!

Tim:
Really? Great.

Okay, so, everybody in?

Okay. I'm in.

(Laughs happily)
Okay, this...

This is gonna be
so much fun.

It'll be like
our old family vacations.

Great...
Just like one of those.

(Rooster crows)

(Horses snort and nicker)

Shane:
Oh, oh, Amy.

Um, can you show me
where to tie off my rope?

Oh, why don't you ask Dad?
He's the roping expert.

Tim: Oh, yeah.
Let your dad help ya.

Okay, what were you
gonna do there?

Here, I'll show ya.

You never wanna put this
at the back

'cause you might get
your foot caught in it.

Here, move out of the way.
I'm gonna show you.

You just wanna keep it
up in front, like this.

Wrap it a couple times
over the horn,

then it's outta your way.

Now, if you're in
roping competition,

you'll probably wanna
dally it

around the horn
a couple times.

Okay, I've lined up
all the pre-pumped milk

on the second shelf.

And do not, I repeat,

do not warm them up
in the microwave.

Okay, I did that
like one time.

And remember to check
the temperature on the...

Inside of my wrist.
I've done this before.

Okay, what else?

Lotion.

Katie:
(Cooing)

Hello!

Hi! Look who's awake.

Look who's awake.
Muah!

Okay.

I just bought this.

You need to use it
every time you change her.

- Okay?
- Got it.

- Really?
- What?

Okay, I forget
sometimes.

Well, don't.
She could get a rash.

Uh, what else?
Oh! Here.

Keep this stuffy
right here,

where she can see it
all the time.

Okay?

She just loves it.

They're ready to go.

Oh my God, I can't believe
I'm leaving her.

Mallory: Come on, Lou, you've
left her a whole night before.

Yeah, but that was just
at the dude ranch.

This time
I'm gonna be away.

Like hours away.

Jack: She'll be in great
hands with Mallory,

and I'll be here
to help her out.

So go have some fun.

It's just a ride.

Okay.

Here you go.

(Moans, reluctant)

(Sighs)

Tim: All right!
Let's hit the happy trail!

Amy: (Laughs) See ya, guys.

Mallory:
Bye.

Lou: Mallory, remember,
before you give her a nap-

read two books.

Right.
And then you have to sing--

"Twinkle, twinkle"
and "Bah bah black sheep."

I know.

Lou: Exactly.
But remember to put her in the crib

before you start singing,

because otherwise
she's just gonna wake up--

You're too far away,
I can't hear you.

Just nod your head,
Mallory.

Just keep nodding.

Lou: Oh-oh-oh!
And give her the pink soother,

and her blue kitty blanket.

It's in the basket...
(Voice trails off)

Soraya: So what is this,
like the fifth day in a row?

Amy told me you can cook.

Yeah, but I like being
cooked for even better.

Soraya, I need a coffee, quick,
and strong.

Like rocketfuel strong.

Special occasion?

Yeah, I might be riding
my first bull today.

Are you serious?

Yes, I am.

You know, you should
come out and watch.

Shouldn't you be working
on the bathtub?

I'm on it, man.
I got it.

Thanks a lot.

(Diner doors open)

Long story.
Don't ask.

So bulls...
that's pretty crazy.

Yeah, that's 'cause
Caleb is crazy.

Yeah, and reckless,
even for a cowboy.

I mean, everything is
full throttle with that guy.

He could really get hurt
out there.

So, maybe you should,
you know, talk to him.

Well, why don't you talk
to him?

Because I don't want him
to get the wrong idea.

I care about Caleb.

I just don't...
"care" about Caleb,

and... anyway,
I thought he'd listen

to an ex-bull rider.

More like a one time,

three second
ex-bull-riding fool.

Austin: (Yelling loudly) Soraya!

Toilet's overflowing again

and the floor's like
totally covered in--

Thank you, Austin.
Come here!

Come here faster.

Next time that happens,
use your indoor voice.

10-4.

Sorry.

(Clears throat)

(Stream babbles loudly,
birds chirp)

(Horses whinny)

(Water splashes)

(Horse nickers
and whinnies)

Amy:
Hey, Shane, you okay?

Shane:
Yeah.

Lou:
Whoa! Easy, boy.

Tim:
Great view, huh?

Waylon:
You're up, Caleb.

Chad:
Let's see what you got.

Waylon:
Come on.

Come on,
stay over top of the rope!

Waylon:
Let's see what you got!

Chad: You got to hang
on with your feet!

(Grunts)

Wow. Impressive.

Almost four seconds
that time.

Caleb: Yeah, well, I've never
been much for barrels.

I'd rather just try
the real thing.

Sorry, man, not yet.

All right.

You need to quit spurring
like you're on a bronc.

Okay, no spurring.

So has Ty figured it out yet?

You just brought it
to him yesterday.

Yeah, well, I leave
for the rodeo tomorrow.

We better do a drop-by.

Sure. But you gotta
buck me off first.

Waylon:
Deal.

(Barrel clanks loudly)
Cowboys: Whoa!

(Caleb grunts,
cowboys laugh)

Yeah, pretty funny.

Lou: Thank God we made
it over that Ridge.

Tim:
Oh, come on,

we used to come up here
all the time.

Family rides,
remember?

Lou: That's why I was
having serious deja vu.

That's where you told me
that crazy story

about a guy getting mauled
by a bear.

That's a true story.

Yeah, it scared me
out of my wits.

You remember that,
Amy?

Amy: What? No. I...
I don't think so.

(Stammers)
Do you remember that view?

Well, that would've been
a pretty dangerous Ridge

for a five-year-old, Dad.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess it probably was
before your time.

Lou: Okay, we're way
behind schedule.

Maybe we should
just start heading back

before we start
losing light.

No, we're almost there.

It's just up
over the rise.

That's what you said the last
10 times we came over a Ridge,

or around a bend,
or--

Admit it, we're lost.
I knew this would happen.

You know, just like all
of those family trips.

We would spend the whole day

looking for some stupid
army fort,

or a gopher museum,

or that town statue
of two giant potatoes

dressed up like farmers.

Hey! Look at this!

Oh, just over the rise?

Now this is cool.
(Clucks tongue)

Tim:
"Cool." Ha!

(Galloping hoof beats)

Tim:
(Chuckles)

Shane:
Come on, Amy! Let's go.

Amy:
(Laughs)

Tim:
Yeah, you guys go ahead.

I'll get the horses.

Hey, there's a jail in there.

(Half laughs)

Dammit.
There's no reception, Dad.

If anything happens
to Katie...

Okay, calm down.
You can use my phone.

That archaic flip phone
you refuse to upgrade.

I'm sure it works
just great out here

in the middle of nowhere.

It may not look pretty,
but I have bars...

I have... a bar.

(Phone beeps)

Okay, come on,
be quick.

Okay, this is like
a family trip...

Yes. One second.

Okay.

Mallory.

Are you there?

I can't hear you.

Okay,
now I can hear you.

How's Katie?

Mallory?
Hello?

Dammit.

(Moans)

(Door creaks open)

Yes! Bars.

(Sighs)

Mallory!
Oh! Thank God.

Okay, how's Katie?
(Lost call tone beeps)

Mallory?

Mallory?

(Exasperated sigh)

(Wrench cranks)

Ty: Just putting on
some new spark plugs.

I found a way to get ram air
through the carb.

Waylon:
Will she make the jump?

Ty: (Sighs, reluctant)
I don't know, man.

I don't think
it's gonna happen.

It's not really built
for that kind of thing,

- you know? - Yeah, well
people say pigs can't fly,

but I used to do this bit
with a cannon

and a vietnamese pot belly

that proves,
with sufficient thrust,

pig'll fly just fine.

(Laughs) You know, I could
put a straight pipe

on the exhaust,

but then your engine's gonna
sound like a chainsaw.

Hang on.
Are you telling me

that you can make this
faster and louder?

Slap on the damn pipe.

(Waylon's phone rings)

I gotta take this.

Hey, Dougie.

Yeah, I'm working
on a new gag.

Here's what I need:

A speedo, tar,
feathers,

an exploding cigar
and a trained chimp,

one that don't scare easy.

(Half laughs)
Is this guy for real?

He's a rodeo clown,
man.

They're a...
they're a special breed,

but they're a bull rider's
best friend, so...

Hey, I gotta ask, man,

this sudden interest
in bulls...

Has it got anything
to do with Ashley?

Yeah, 'cause I'm the first idiot
to jump on a bull

to impress a girl.

Yeah.

But, yes,
Ashley would hate the idea.

It'd make her crazy.
Hell, if she found out,

she'd probably drive
all the way back

just to wring my neck.
So trust me,

this has nothing
to do with Ashley.

Okay.

Oh my gosh,
she's driving me nuts.

The baby?

No. Lou.

She can't even get reception

and she's still trying
to call me.

I mean,
where's the trust?

She wouldn't have gone
if she didn't trust you.

And that's why she's on me
for every little mistake?

Not that I'm making any.

Even if I was,
which I'm totally not,

how would she even know
that I'm messing up?

(Phone rings)

Well, why don't you
ask her yourself.

Hey, Lou.

Still no reception.

Okay. Lou?

If you can hear me,
everything's good here.

Katie's just waking up.

What did you say?

She's throwing up?

Katie's sick?

Mallory?

Mallory!

I'm losing you again.

Really, really bad
connection.

What's really bad?

Does she have a fever?

Oh my God,
she has a fever doesn't she?

Okay, Mallory,

you need to run
a lukewarm bath.

Okay? Mallory!

(Lost call tone beeps)
Ugh! Mallory?

(Sighs)

What, is that old back injury
acting up, Dad?

Tim: No.
No, no, I'm just a little stiff.

Well, no wonder,
after that ride today.

Shane:
Whoa!

The bars on this window's
really made of iron.

They sure are.

I bet you wish you hadn't
robbed that stagecoach now,

huh, fella?

Not my jurisdiction.
So, cool your heels.

Uh... that sounded like
it actually locked.

Sure did.
He's been incarcerated.

(Door rattles)

No, no,
I think it is.

Trust me, it's not locked,
you guys.

Amy:
Dad.

(Door rattles)

Dad.

It's actually locked.

It's probably just stuck.
Get outta the way.

(Amy sighs, annoyed)

(Grunts of effort)

Ungh!

Agh!

(Grunts and groans in pain)

Dad,
what did you do?

Dad:
Oh! My bad shoulder.

He locked me
in here.

You did what?

I didn't do it on purpose.

Okay, keys.
Let's look for the keys.

They must be around here
somewhere

hanging from a hook.

Tim: Oh yeah, I'm sure
there's an extra set of keys

lying around here somewhere.

Well, great.

How're we supposed
to get him out then?

My God, Dad,
what did you do?

I was trying to have
a little fun.

Just calm down.

I'm really stuck
in here?

Not for long.

Lou: Dad, come on.
This is crazy.

Yeah. So crazy
it just might work.

Amy:
Or it just might not.

Oh, it's been done
in dozens of westerns.

Lou: Yeah, with stunt
guys and fake bars,

and, Dad,
we have to get home.

Tim:
It's gonna work.

Tim: Here we go.
Shane: Wait! Don't do it.

Don't worry, I'm gonna get you
outta there, little buddy.

No. Seriously, stop!

Shane, stand back
from the window.

H'yah! Ha!

(Horse whinnes,
Tim groans in pain)

Amy: Dad!
Lou: Are you okay?

Lou: Are you all right?
Tim: Yes, I'm fine.

Tweaked the knee a bit
there.

Shane,
how did you get out?

The keys.

They were under the mattress
in the cell.

Why didn't you tell me?

I did.
I said stop, twice.

Oh...

So it sounds like Caleb's
going through with it,

and he made a special point
of telling me

it has nothing to do
with Ashley.

So in other words...

It has everything
to do with Ashley.

Austin:
Excuse us.

(Toilet thuds onto floor)

Your toilet's installed.

Where do you want
the old one?

Uh, not here.

Take it out back,
now!

(Cooing)

Mallory: Here you go, Katie.
A nice clean diaper.

No wedgie,
lots of lotion.

Your auntie Mallory
learns quick, doesn't she?

Can you say "auntie"?

(Cooing)

You're a ticklish little one,
aren't you?

You got ticklish feet?

(Katie giggles)

Do you want your doggy?

Are you sure want him?

He might wanna
tickle you too.

What's the matter?
Is it Katie?

No, she's fine.
It's this.

You still think
Lou trusts me?

I don't get
what a mutt in coveralls

- has to do with trust?
- This a lens.

This is a camera.

This is a video card.
It's a nanny-cam.

A nanny-what?

It's for spying, Jack,
on me!

Okay,
that should hold.

All right,
let's go.

Come on. Lou, where's Shane?

Dammit!
Someone's gotta find him.

I gotta get home.
Katie's sick, I think.

Well, we are losing
the light.

Come on, Dad.

But you can't even
get up.

Dad, how are you
gonna ride?

I'll suck it up.
Yeah, he'll suck it up.

Even if you manage
to get on the horse,

it's gonna take us
twice as long to ride back.

And on that trail?
Come on.

Amy, please don't
tell me...

Lou, we're not gonna make it
home before sunset.

We're stuck here
for the night.

Ugh! Damn!

Lou: I said we're staying
the night, Grampa.

Yeah.

Would you just put Mallory
on the phone please?

She won't come to the phone?
Why?

(Lost call tone beeps)
Grampa?

Hello?

(Lou sighs, frustrated)

Shane: Wouldn't it just
be easier to text them?

Lou:
Yeah, you'd think,

except my dad's too cheap
to pay for text.

Shane: So were all your
family trips this lame?

You really don't get it,
do you?

What do you mean?

Why do you think
we came out here?

I don't know.

Hey, I didn't ask
for any of this.

My dad just wants
to impress you, okay?

So maybe you could lose
the whole

too-cool-for-school
attitude

and give him a chance.

I mean, if you didn't wanna
be around him,

why did you come out here
for the summer?

Because my mom works
all the time,

and we move around a lot,
so...

I guess I thought
it'd be better

than spending it
by myself.

(Groans in pain)

Oh, good,
you found some.

(Wood clatters)

So what's your secret?

What secret?

Why do you get along
with Shane

so much better than I do?

Well, there is no secret,
Dad.

It's not as complicated
for us.

He was surprised
to find out

that he had a sister,

but he's known
his whole life

that his dad was out there
somewhere.

Well, you'd think he'd be happy
when he finally found him.

He's had a long time
to dream up

what his dad was really
gonna be like.

He probably had
a lot of expectations.

(Wounded) Oh.

So the reality doesn't
stack up to the fantasy.

No.

Dad, it's not like that.

It's just...

It's gonna take some time
to adjust,

and I guess I can relate

'cause I don't have
Lou's memories of you

when I was growing up,

and...

When I was Shane's age,
I was still dreaming

about what my dad
was really like.

Hey, Caleb,
you wanna give me a hand?

Caleb:
(Sighs) Okay.

I got a tub
in my truck.

Is Waylon gonna be
happy?

How fast does it go?

Fast enough.

All right.

Caleb and Ty:
(Excited) Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

(Tub rumbles,
Caleb and Ty laugh)

Caleb:
Woo-hoo!

Yeah!

Ty:
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

(Laughing)

So, what'd you think?

I think it's awesome.
I know, eh?

And I think it's my turn.

Oh, I don't know,
man.

The steering's pretty tough
on this guy, so...

Oh yeah,
'cause you're some kinda

bathtub driving professional.

Come on...

Ty:
I don't know.

Caleb and Ty:
(Excited whoops and laughter)

Woooo-hoo-hoo!

Here we go!

Woo-hoo-woo!
Yeah!

(Laughter)

Easy, easy! The brake!
The brake!

Caleb: What?
Ty: The brake! Pull the brake!

Caleb:
I know! I'm doing great!

Ty:
No! Agggghhhhh!

(Loud crash)

Caleb and Ty:
(Grunting and groaning)

Caleb:
(Grunts and moans)

(Tub hisses)

Waylon's gonna
kill you.

(Fire crackles)

You gonna be okay

looking after the baby
all night?

Mallory: Yeah.
But this is the last time.

I'm not babysitting for Lou
anymore.

Katie's sure gonna
miss you.

I'll come visit her,
but not when Lou's around.

Maybe you oughta
just talk to Lou

before you make
any rash decisions.

You two have had
your moments,

but you've always been
very close.

Yeah,
that's what I thought.

(Coyote howls, owl hoots,
crickets chirp)

Lou: I had reception
like two minutes ago.

This is maddening!

Yeah, tell me about it.
Can I try?

Lou:
Yeah. Good luck.

Lou:
Amy, what're you doing?

Amy: Oh, just consider
this an intervention.

Lou:
Give it back.

Amy: No, Lou.
You know you can't get through.

Lou:
Amy, give it back.

Amy:
Katie is fine.

She is with Mallory
and grampa.

Lou:
Give it back.

Amy: Lou, I will put
it in the fire.

You two, please stop!

It's supposed to be
a fun family outing!

Lou: Oh yeah, Dad?
What part was that?

Oh, oh, pardon me

for wanting to go on a trip
with my three kids

for the first time ever.

You know, I thought
it would be a big deal,

but I guess...

Guess I'm the only one
who thought that.

(Coyote cries
in the distance)

What was that?

Coyote.
They rarely eat people.

No, I think just saw
something outside.

Tim: It's the
light from the fire,

it's playing tricks
with your eyes.

I heard something.

(Horses whinny outside)

I think the horses...

(Horses whinny)

Oh yes, of course,

because horses detect
a presence...

Like the ghost
of Digger Mckee.

Who's Digger Mckee?

The guy who got mauled
by a bear.

Here we go.

You know, they say
that just before he died,

he shot the bear,

and they both bit the dust
at exactly the same moment.

(Footsteps thump
on the verandah)

Amy:
Dad...

And their souls
became intertwined.

Lou:
Dad...

Tim: So amongst us walks a
spirit who is half man,

half beast...

- Dad!
- Aw, you just called me--

Agghhhh!

(Groans in pain)

What the hell are you
doing here?

This is private property.

Are you okay, buddy?

No.

What's the matter
with you guys?

You look like you've seen
a ghost or something.

Tim:
That would be you.

What? I'm the caretaker
of this set.

I saw the saloon lit up
from my place up on the hill.

I thought you were
a bunch of teenagers

having another party
down here.

I'm sorry,
we're trespassing.

We're gonna be outta here
first thing in the morning.

Bearded man:
This ain't a campground.

Well, I'm a little
racked up here.

Yeah, and we only had
a couple of hours

until sunset.

And we live all the way
in Hudson.

Hudson? It's only an hour
and a half from here.

Trust me, it's not.

Well, it is
if you take the Flats.

You didn't come by...

(Laughs)

You came by Cook's Pass?
(Laughing hard)

It's lucky you got here
in one piece.

(Laughing)

Thanks for checking in.

(Laughing)

(Forced chuckle,
sighs, defeated)

Lou:
'Morning!

Okay, sleepyheads, sun's up!
Come on!

(Clanks can)

Let's hit the road.

(Groans)

How's your knee?

(Groans)

It's pretty swollen.

Can you ride?

I don't know.

So what, we have to get you
airlifted out of here?

No, I'm not calling in
some rescue team

for a bum knee.

So what, you gonna hop home
on one leg?

(Groaning)

Hey, I've got an idea.

There's this whole pile
of wood

over by the blacksmith's.

I'm gonna need some help.

(Groans)

Will you sit down?
You're making me nervous.

I'm going over everything
I have to say to Lou.

I'm afraid I'm gonna clam up
when we're face-to-face.

Since when do you have trouble
expressing yourself?

When I'm this upset.

Maybe I should
just send an email.

No.
No, that's not the way

to deal with
something like this.

Whatever words you choose,

Lou needs to hear 'em
come outta your mouth.

Ty:
Hey, guys.

Um, sorry, to break up
your breakfast there, Jack,

but I could really use
your help.

Everything okay?

Yeah, I just need to rebuild
something really quickly,

and I could use
an extra pair of hands.

Oh, sure. I can give you
a couple of hours.

What're we rebuilding?

(Gate crashes open)

(Bull snorts)

Chad:
All right, Caleb, you ready?

You got that?

All right?

Guy:
Hey, Caleb, easy...

(Rope rasps loudly)

(Bull snorts heavily)

(Rope whips through the air)

Chad: It's tied down.
Okay, we're all set.

(Gate bursts open,
bull grunts loudly)

Waylon: (Unclear) In your feet!
(Unclear) In your feet!

Cowboys:
(Encouraging shouts)

Waylon: Stay over your rope!
Stay over your rope!

Hey, bull!

(Bull grunts wildly)

Waylon: Hey, bull! Hey, bull!
Hey, bull! Hey, bull!

H'yah! I got him!

See you, bull!
Get outta here.

(Laughs)
That was awesome!

Are you okay?

Yeah!

You know how people
say your crazy?

Well, you're not.
You're--

- Fearless?
- No, that's not it.

- Super talented.
- I was gonna say--

- Amazing.
- Pathetic.

Caleb, you are doing this
for the attention of someone

who's so wrapped up
in herself,

she's not even gonna notice.

This has nothing
to do with Ashley.

Okay. Just...
Just don't hurt yourself.

Don't go breaking
anything,

especially that big heart
of yours.

Not bad
for a bronc rider.

Thanks.

Okay, so, uh,

I held up my end
of the bargain.

What's going on
with my ride?

Yeah, well, uh...

Thing is...

Caleb:
It was an accident.

I'll kill him.
Yeah, well, it's not all his fault.

He was the one
driving it, right?

You know, that's not exactly
important right now.

Waylon:
You smashed up my ride?

Easy, now.

You think that tub
is a joke?

That's my livelihood.

Look, I'm really sorry,
okay?

But I think I fixed it.

So, just wait right here
for a second, okay?

Ty find a new tub?

Not exactly...

Oh boy.

(Vehicle rumbles loudly)

A toilet.

You replaced my tub
with a toilet?

You brilliant
son of a gun!

That is awesome!

Ty:
Yeah!

Caleb:
Impressive.

Waylon:
Yeah!

(Record button clicks)

(Sighs)

Hey, Lou.

I guess this is like
my resignation.

I just wanted to say thank you
for the opportunity

to work for such
an obsessive-compulsive,

micro-managing,
anal-retentive boss

with the most insane
expectations

and standards.

Now I know, no matter
what life throws at me,

I can handle it,

because I survived working
for Lou Fleming-Morris.

(On the verge of tears)
Actually,

I should also say,

no matter how crazy
it's been working for you,

I've always respected you.

Always felt like
you were a friend,

like we were family.

But I guess
I was just kidding myself.

How could you spy on me,
Lou?

That's so not fair.

(Engine buzzes,
Waylon whoops happily)

So I went back
to Maggie's

and luckily the toilet
was still sitting out back.

- Did you clean it?
- No.

Lou:
Grampa!

Dad hurt his knee
really bad.

We need to get him
to a hospital.

Seriously?
A travois?

Could this day
get any crazier?

Waylon:
This is awesome!

Whoa! Sweet!

Waylon:
Woo!

(Laughs excitedly)

Get me off this thing!

Where is she?

Uh, in the nursery.

(Nursery door creaks open)

(Door shuts)

She looks fine.

What're you
talking about?

(Sighs)

Stupid phone connection.

Hey, she's gonna
wanna see him

when she wakes up.

I know he looks creepy,
but she loves this guy.

Yeah, well, you didn't buy it
for its looks now, did you?

No. It was a gift.

It's one of those
stupid nanny-cams.

God,
people are so paranoid.

I would never use
one of these,

but Katie just loves him.

A nanny-cam, huh?

Gee,
I wonder how it works?

There's a record button
on the back here.

You know, this would be
really easy to press.

(Gasps) Katie is always
cuddling with this.

I wonder if she ever
accidentally recorded herself.

We should see
if there's anything

on this video recorder.

No! I mean...
Let me.

I can just download it
on your laptop.

Why don't we just watch it
now?

You've had a long trip.

Seriously, I can just edit
all the good bits together,

if there's even anything
on here.

You're right.
I should just chill,

have a shower
while Katie's still napping.

(Sighs)

Oh.

And, uh, thank you,
you know, for everything.

I don't know what I would do
without you.

Amy: And then this
like giant man-bear

comes outta the darkness.

A man-bear.
What is a man-bear?

Okay, he was more like...

A really hairy fat guy.

Ty:
(Laughs)

You Fleming's are crazy.

I firmly believe that.

I should probably get going.
(Laughs)

Ty: I'll see you later.
Amy: Yeah.

Hey, Dad.
What'd the doc say?

Agh...

Strained a few ligaments.

No tears this time.

So I'm guessing
this is another surprise?

Yeah, well...

Let's hope Shane
likes this one.

(Steer moos)

(Tim chuckles
and grunts in pain)

Honey,

I'm real sorry about
missing all those years

when you were a kid.

Dad, that's water
way under the bridge.

We're in a good spot now,
right?

Well, you have to remind me
how we got here again?

How did I manage to make up
for all those years?

You never gave up.

I love you.

Love you, too.

Shane:
Whoa! You got a steer!

Hey.

Thought you might wanna
practice your roping

on that guy.

Wait. Really?

(Chuckles)

What about the goat?

Ah, you can keep him
as a pet.

You're old enough
for the real deal.

So I'll bet your knee's
really sore.

Nah.

Not as bad as the first time
I wrecked it back in '83.

It was '84.

What?

You hurt it bulldogging
at Grande Prairie in '84.

I read about it online.

And your back injury

was from a nasty bronc
named Night Train

at the Stampede in '88.

(Chuckles)

I'm impressed.

But I never read anything
about a shoulder injury.

Yeah, well, that's 'cause
it didn't happen at a rodeo.

Gunshot.

Wait. Really?

Yeah.
Yeah, real standoff.

Some of the meanest,
orneriest cattle rustlers

you ever met
in the West.

I don't talk about it
much...

There were a lot of rifles.
Amy was surrounded by them;

They were all aimed at her.

I had to.
And then I dove.

Dove in front of a bullet.

I had to run 100 to 150 yards -
a sprint.

Yeah, I won't forget it...
(Voice trails off)