Heartbreak High (1994–1999): Season 1, Episode 3 - Episode #1.3 - full transcript

Well, this place isn't too bad.

What did you think it was gonna be like?

Bosnia?
-No.

But I'll bet some of these kids
would be at home in street warfare.

Come on! They're not that bad.

Look, when I was at school,
we used to give the teachers

a really hard time,
especially the cute ones.

I've had a few rough moments.

You would tell me if you're having
a hard time?

Yeah, and what would you do about it?

Well, I'd get you a restraining order.



God, that is such
a typical lawyer's response.

All right then.
I'll sit in on all your classes

and beat up all the students
who give you a hard time.

And how would you like it if I sat in
on one of your negotiations

and beat up anyone who was rude to you?

Ooh, I'd love it.

Well, thank you,
but I can take care of myself, all right?

You know, I envy these students.
They get to spend more time you than I do.

Poor baby. See ya.

I'll see--

No.

Busted, miss.
-Hey, miss.

-Is that your boyfriend?
-What's that now?

A little secret.
-Did you brush your teeth



-before you touched her mouth?
-Who is he, miss?

He looks quite happy.

Danni, would you get off the field?

Get lost, Steve.
-You wanna play games?

Well, why don't you play netball?
-Would you just rack off?

I don't wanna play netball.
-Danielle--

-This is too rough.
-Look, go away.

I'm trying to play soccer.

We never see each other
anymore, do we?

I never see-- We never spend
any time with each other anymore.

JD, 947--

Can't you do something about it?
This is the only rehearsal time we've got.

What do you expect me to do?
Give it the kiss of life?

Hey, Jodie. You sound great, all right?

Thanks, Nick.

-Let's give it another try.
-Yeah, come on, Brian.

Let's do it.

Great. What now?

That was fantastic, Jodie.
That was beautiful.

You're a born star.
Nick, will you hurry up?

-Right.
-Are you telling me we can't fix it?

-That's what I'm telling you.
-What are we gonna do, Nick?

No amp, no demo tape,
no career, no future.

But it's not like he gave
you a deadline or anything, is it?

Nick, when an executive
from a record company says

"Get a demo tape together
and we'll have a listen,"

that's a deadline.

Don't worry, all right?
I'll get you an amp.

-Yeah.
-Hey, trust me, I'll get you one.

-Nick!
-Okay, I'm coming.

-Can you just wait a second?
-Nick!

If you need an amp,
I'll get you one. Okay?

I don't know what I'd do without you.

What would she ever do without me?

The final, mate. The final!

Con, mate, how am I gonna get an amp?

Man, forget the amp, man.
Think goals. Lots of goals.

Goals everywhere, man. You're my main man.

Sure. No worries. You want goals?

I'll get you plenty of goals.

You get me an amp, I'll get you goals.

Aw, come on, man.
How am I supposed to get you an amp?

Because you're my main man.

It's just not on. It's too dangerous.

But we can't really stop them
playing games in the playground.

We can, if it's gonna put
other students at risk.

You've seen how they play soccer
out in the yard. It's dangerous.

Then,
how come we haven't stopped it before?

It's been getting progressively worse.

Last week,
we had a very badly sprained wrist.

The week before that,
Kaufkas got concussions.

Both those students
were at school again the next day.

Boys will be boys, Bill.

But where does it end?

Soon, they'll be wanting an
official team and who's gonna coach that?

-Certainly not me.
-But, you know...

Someone could be forgiven
for thinking you didn't like soccer.

Rubbish.

The issue here is safety in the yard.

I just think

that that game should be played
in a more appropriate place.

Then it's up to the teacher
in attendance to keep an eye on things.

And who's the teacher
on ground duty today?

-Christina, isn't it?
-Right.

Come on, guys!

Go, Danielle. Destroy 'em!

-Sorry, miss.
-So what's the score?

Two all, miss.

What's your problem, man?
-Poulos, you big girl!

Hey. Get the chick off your head, man.

Forget Romeo, man. I want Romero.

If you don?t shoot a goal,
you don't get an amp.

-Get off my case, man.
-All right.

You want that amplifier?

You want that amplifier? Got it.

All right.

I think that's just about enough.
The game is over.

There'll be no more
soccer playing in the yard.?It's banned.

Jack could have been seriously injured.

This school is not prepared
to take that risk.

Hey, why don't you just admit it?
You've been waiting for an excuse.

My concern is safety.

Now, take him away
before he says something stupid.

Aw, no more wog ball!

Gee, guys.

No...
-More...

-Wog...
-Ball.

-No more wog ball!
-I don't think so.

All right, listen.

Don't forget, Bordino,
you owe me an amplifier, all right?

-Get to work.
-Okay, everybody.

Can I have you sitting
in your seats, please?

Hi, miss.
-Can I have you sitting in your seats?

Okay.

Today, we're going to discuss?
-Hey, miss.

Miss, we wanna get a petition going
to make Mr. Southgate take it back.

Yeah!

All right. You can do that
in your own time, please.

We don't want wog ball.
This is an Aussie school, babe.

All right. That's enough!

Okay. It's obvious that you all feel
very strongly about this.

Yeah.
-Yeah.

So, I'm not gonna get much
Shakespeare done, so let's talk about it.

But everybody's gonna get a say,
all right?

Yeah. Cool.
-Okay. Danielle.

Well, I like it, miss.
I'm good at it?and I don't see why

the school's got the right to stop me
playing my game.

Yeah, they've got no right.

-Yeah.
-Peter.

-Yeah.
-It's obvious the way you feel about it.

-Do you wanna share with us why?
-Certainly.

The school has a football team.

Anyone who wants to try out
for league can?

if they've got the guts.

As Danielle beautifully pointed out,

Soccer's a girl's game.

-The only girl in here is you, buddy.
-Eat me. Eat me.

-Con.
-I need an amp, man.

It's important.
It's a matter of life and death.

-Con?
-Look, mate. I can't talk.

Sorry, I gotta end this call. Bye.

Yes, miss. How can I help you?

-Soccer.
-Soccer? Yep.

Yes. The ban. Have you got any thoughts?

Thoughts, yes, miss. On soccer? Yeah.

I do have some, actually.

I think soccer is the world game--

Yeah!

-Miss, all over the world.
-Greece is in the World Cup.

Greece is in the World Cup!

Enough, all right. Enough. Enough,

Miss, you know why
I'm a lover of this sport, right?

If Mr. Southgate takes away the game--

Look, I'm not gonna take sides with you
against Mr. Southgate.

The way you were playing
out there, it was dangerous.

Jack could've been hurt a lot worse.

Well, that wouldn't have happened,
miss, if you let us on the oval.

-Miss, heaps of kids wanna play soccer.
-No, they don't!

What would you know?

Is the school here for us, or are we here
just to make up the numbers?

-Christina?
-Yeah?

I understand you were watching
the soccer game in the yard at lunchtime.

-Yeah, that's right.
-Well, look,

safety is our prime responsibility here.

Any game can get
out of control if you let it.

Look, lunchtime soccer's
been going on since before I got here.

I didn't think
there was a rule against it.

Well, there is now.

Christina's relatively inexperienced.

I think we can make some allowances.

Of course.

Look, don't think of it as a criticism.
Think of it as a learning curve.

Well, why can't they play on the grass?
-The oval is for school teams.

Now, you let those yobs on,
in a fortnight,

we won't have a blade of grass left.

Well, why hasn't the school
got a soccer team?

Don't need one.

Have you asked the students that?

Supervision and coaching
are as important as enthusiasm, Christina.

There is no one to coach a soccer team.

Besides, the way you?ve got
the oval tied up with your league players,

when would anyone else train?
Midnight till dawn?

Look, if a soccer coach
is all it's gonna take, I'll coach them.

Would you like to share the joke?

Seriously.

Seriously, though.
What do you know about coaching soccer?

Come on. I take softball in season

and I don't know the difference
between a long jump and a back?

Shortstop.
-Exactly.

Now if Christina says she can coach,
I say let her.

What do you think?

Looks like you better make
some time available on the oval, Bill.

Yes!

Why don?t you want to
go out tonight?

Because I'm depressed, you idiot.
Don't you get it?

-No, I don't get it.
-Figures.

-Well, who is it?
-Who is what?

If you're not going out with me,
who are you going out with?

Look, you know,
I've had it with you.

-Had it.
-Great.

-What's happening?
-Hey.

Got him wrapped
around her little finger?

So what sort of amp is it?

It's big, it's the best one. I swear.

Are you sure?

Would I lie to you?

Just wait a second, all right?

-Hey.
-Hey.

Where's the amp?

Guys, sit down.
-Relax. Don't worry, I got you an amp.

Before we start work,
I've got some news for you all.

The ban on soccer
in the yard is gonna stay.

But, but the good news is?

that it's been decided
that you're entitled

to your own soccer team
using the oval.

What?

Why? why after all this has it changed?

All right. Okay.

Thank you very much.

But there is a slight catch.

You can't have a soccer team
without a coach.

And I'm your coach.

Well, thank you for the vote
of confidence, guys.

-Thanks.
-Are you serious, miss?

I'm your coach.
-Come on, man.

Think about it,
she's just there to get us on the park.

Miss, we're proud
to have you as our coach?

AC Milano, right?

d AC Milano d

All right!

d AC Milano d

All right.
Thank you very much. Thanks.

All right. Anybody who wants to,
you can all try out for the team.

And I'm gonna put up
the times on the sports board.

All right.

Peter, I did say anybody could try out.
How about you?

I think I'll stick to league, miss.

Considering what I think of soccer,

I reckon you'll be the perfect coach.

They make me sick.
I bet Milano pulls it off.

She'll be great.

-Yeah.
-Well, I'm gonna show.

-What, at training?
-Well, it's my game.

-The guys'll spew.
-Tough.

They can't stop me anyway.
-We'll be there, Chaka?

Absolutely.
-Moral support.

Let's go anyway.
Are you gonna come?

-I'll catch up with you later.
-No worries.

All right. See ya later.
-See ya.

Something funny?

Yeah, the way
you missed and fluked that shot.

It wasn't a fluke,
I was going for it.

-Yeah, sure.
-I was.

You wanna put your money
where your mouth is?

I don't play pool with girls.

Scared of losing?

You've got to be kidding.

Sport up or shut up.

Come on. There's no one here
to watch me kick your butt.

d Retreat resist relent redemption d

d Be careful not to cut your hair d

d Be sorry for your sins
And all their mothers... d

d No d

d I am, forever trying to defend d

d I lost my childhood qualities
When I was ten d

d Don't quite recall when it began d

d Ooh, I can't... d

Damn it.
-That's crap.

-What?
-That's total crap.

-You missed on purpose.
-Okay. What if I did?

-Why?
-Well, you look like you needed to win.

Yeah. Fair and square.

There was no way
that was gonna happen.

Typical.
-What is your problem?

She's crazy.
-Probably dangerous too.

Uncle Stavros, you said on the phone
that you were gonna lend me an amplifier.

I said I have an amplifier.

-Tell me, why should I lend it to you?
-I am family, you know that.

I asked this bum to help out
at my daughter,

Melina's engagement party. Park the cars.

What do I find?
He's got a sign up outside,

"Valet parking, five bucks."

Family.

I hope it was a nice engagement.

Two days later,
she split with the creep.

So, why do you wanna borrow my amp?

Some sort of concert?

Yeah. For charity it is, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.
-Charity. What charity?

Well, you know,
it's a charity function for, um...

For midgets.

-Midgets?
-It's for kids, you know, little dudes.

Kids?
-Kids. Yeah.

-Why do kids need a charity?
-They're orphans.

?-I sing a little.

We're trying to raise enough money
to give these kids some kind of holiday.

Are you with him?
-No way.

-Thank God.
-Thank you.

You're an angel.
Come and get the amp.

Chaka, I wasn't trying
to put you down, all right?

If you don't take me seriously,
it is a put-down.

-I'm sorry. Fair enough?
-No.

-What do you want?
-A rematch.

Here, tonight.

Check, check.

I take it all back, Nick.

You actually got
a piece of equipment that works.

What did you expect? This thing's designed
to survive Greek weddings.

Let's get on with it.
I'm sick of stuffing around.

-You're the boss.
-Sorry, guys. You've got 10 minutes.

-Come on, sir. Give us a break.
-We've only just started.

Sorry, I've gotta lock up.
Ten minutes.

Jodie, song sounded hot.

Please God,
don't let the teachers like the music.

That's the kiss of death.

Listen, Nick, don't forget,
I'll pick you up tomorrow morning at 7:30.

Look, I don?t wanna be late, okay?

Listen, now that I've been thinking,

now that we got miss
on the side coaching us,

we're gonna get a lot of stuff
from Rivers and his lot.

So, you reckon
they're doing it or what?

Looks pretty serious to me.

If he gets the chance,
he'll just shut us down, man.

Nick, are you listening to me?

Con, why don't you go play some pool?

Why don't I go play some pool?

Thanks.

So are they or aren?t they?

Well, take a look for yourself.

They don?t waste time?
-Not at all.

-Sorry.
-What are you sorry for?

-You won.
-Yeah. Right.

At least you played it
straight this time.

Yeah.

There you are.

Do you want a coffee? My shout.

I can pay for my own coffee, thanks.

Winner pays, that's all.

Yeah, sure.

Look, it's getting late.

Thanks for the game.

Hey, one for the road, big boy?

-Why not?
-Yeah. Why not?

-Football coach?
-Yeah, that's right.

-Franco, this is ridiculous.
-You don't have to convince me.

They're just taking advantage of her
because she's new.

-Look, I volunteered.
-You're kidding.

No, it's no coach, no team.

Look, I couldn't let my kids down.

Are you getting one
of the male teachers to help you?

-No. There's no one available.
-What do you mean no one available?

Here's your fianc?, right there.

He was pretty good in his days.

-Yeah, not bad.
-No, I couldn't ask Marco to do that.

Well, I wouldn't mind.
As long as it's only one day a week.

Well, it's not just one day a week.
It's much more than that.

It's a rough game, Christina.
Not for girls.

-You could be hurt.
-Look, I won't get hurt.

Look, can't you understand?
This is something that I want to do.

But you know nothing about football.

Well, I'll learn.

I'm sorry.

You were a great help.

Well, I wasn't thinking.

Look, I do understand. I wouldn't want you
moving in on my territory either.

I want your support, Marco.

You've got it,
especially when you need me

to keep all those
adolescent hormones in line.

They're lucky guys. I'm jealous.

They're gonna be there to play soccer.

Sure, but when they see
you in all those silky shorts?

Look, I'm gonna be covered
head to foot in a grotty tracksuit.

Sexy.

You think everything's sexy,
don't you?

Only you.

So you were out last night?

So what?

Did you go out with Jodie?

Mind your own business.

Did you have a good time?

Are you deaf as well as dumb?

So what'd you do?
Did you, you know? Did you?

Hey, did you? You can tell me, man.
I'm your cousin.

You did, didn't you?

You're a tiger, man.
You're a tiger.

Yeah, that?s it. That?s it.

Right.

Yes, yes, yes.

Thank you for your inquiries, ta.

Buying or selling?
-Mate, car space, mate.

You'd be surprised what some of those guys
in the city pay for parking spaces.

Two grand a year and that's only for
a five by ten piece of concrete. Wow?

What parking space are you gonna sell?

Man, I got my brother's driveway, mate.

He works 7:00 to 4:00.
He's not gonna use it.

Okay.
Can I have you all over here, please?

Can I have you over here, please?

All right. We've only got 45 minutes
and we've got a lot of ground to cover.

What are we waiting for?
Let's get out there and do it.

Yeah!
-You can't just go out there.

I haven't given you
your training schedule.

What are you saying, miss?

You're gonna teach us how
to play, are you?

Well, look, I am your coach.

Look, you need your training schedules,
all right?

Let's enjoy it, all right?

Let's just get out there and do it.

You're kidding, right?

Right. Now.

Sorry I'm late, miss.
-Late?

For training.

Shut up, guys.
Look, let me get this straight.

Do you wanna try out for the team?

Of course I wanna try out for the team.

I was the best goalie
in the lunchtime comp.

Lunchtime comp is one thing, all right?
Danielle, this is the real thing.

You don't belong here, all right??Steve!

Look, I've told her.

Who says girls can't play soccer?

Look, miss, it's just that it's too rough,
all right?

Look, it is a boys' competition, Danielle.
Steve's probably got a point.

You could get hurt.
-That's right.

Well, miss,
I'll just take my chances at that.

I want a fair go.
-Yeah.

I want you out on the field, please.

It's not a girls' game.

Steve,
you're a male chauvinist rat.

Look, if she wants to play a game,
let her play netball, okay?

That's what girls do, netball.
-And soccer.

Girls play soccer.

All right.
I want everybody out in the field

and Danielle is
gonna train with us today

until I find out the rules, all right?

Yes.

Hey, Steve.
-Yeah, what?

Why don?t you do something
about that woman of yours, mate?

Hose her down.

Hey, you were the one who let her play
in the stupid five-a-side comp

in the first place.
Don't blame me, all right?

Hey, hey, relax, all right?

Danielle will get over it.

How about Milano?

She thinks she's some sort
of professional.

I know. What a joke?

Did you get the signals out there?

Listen, mate.
This team depends on you and me.

Now, just because you're a super-stud,
don't let it interfere.

What's this super-stud crap?

Well, look, mate,
if you see a smile on Jodie's face,

it ain't because she's been watching
Bart Simpson?if you know what I mean.

Yeah, is that right?
You nailed her, Nick?

So, um...

what was it like?

What was she like?
-Hey.

Excuse me.

-Can't you keep your mouth shut?
-What did I say, man?

What did I say?

What did I say?

You can't put a girl in the team.

I just wanted to know
whether it's legal or not.

Legal? It's bloody ridiculous.

It's ridiculous
as having a female coach, is it?

In the same ballpark, yes.

Look, trying to teach yourself a sport
out of a textbook?is a bit like doing

-a correspondence course in sex.
-Give it a rest, bill.

I can answer your question, Chris.

You can't deny a player
a chance because of gender.

It breaches the Antidiscrimination Act.

Soccer was banned
'cause of the injury risk.

If you put a girl on a team
with guys like that,

aren't you just recreating
the original problem?

Well, it doesn't seem
that we can legally stop her, does it?

You're supposed to be a teacher.
Just talk her out of it.

Well, I'll point out the risks,
but I'll also explain her rights.

Her rights?

Yeah, under the Antidiscrimination Act.

Unless the school
would like to make an issue of this.

Look, I'm just trying to apply
a little common sense here, you see.

It's a bit late for that.
This is about the sisterhood.

This is women's lib.

He's a quaint old-fashioned thing,
isn't he?

If the girls wanna get involved
in football,

that's what the cheer squad's for.

-Don't you just love him?
-And what about the practicalities?

What, are we supposed to separate
the dressing sheds?into little boys'

and little girls' areas, are we?

And while we're on the subject,
what about you?

What about me?

Well, when those young lads are
standing there in their jocks

with their liniment glistening off
their young thighs?

How are you gonna train them?
What, with your eyes closed?

Look, I'm not even gonna bother
to answer that one.

You're a sick, sick man, Bill.

You are.

Who did you hear it from?

-Janie.
-You did?

Steve told Janie.

-And Nick told Steve.
-Yeah. And what do you reckon?

I wouldn't believe anything Steve said.

Yeah, but, hey,
you were at Ruby's yesterday.

I mean, you?ve seen it.
Nick was all over her like a rash.

Tongue sambo time.

-Who did you hear it from?
-Rivers.

Like usual, he was telling all
his mates loudly.

Yeah.

Hey, why have you guys been avoiding me?

No, we haven?t.

I've been ignored all day.

Ask her, Danielle.
-You ask her.

Just ask her.

You and Nick?

-Yeah.
-Are you together?

Together?
-You know, are you an item now?

-An item?
-Like, are you doing it?

Are you doing it with him?
-What?

Are you doing it with him?

Hey, where do you get of
asking questions like that?

Well, it's just the rest of the school
thinks you are.

-Who's been saying it?
-Well, there's rumors all over the place.

Steve said he got it from Nick
but I don't know.

-So Nick's been saying it?
-The guys can be real pigs sometimes.

But I wouldn't peak over it.

I can't believe it.

-Hey, Jodie!
-I can't believe it.

You shouldn't have said anything.

Hey, Jodie, just wait up.

What's wrong?

Have you been telling people
I slept with you?

-Me? No way.
-Then why are people saying it?

-Who?
-Steve said it.

-Can't help what Steve thinks.
-Did he ask you?

I thought so.

-Look, wait a minute, all right?
-Get your hands off me.

I never said we're doing anything.

Yeah, but you didn't tell him
we weren't either.

You just let them believe it.
Made you feel like a real hero, didn't it?

Thanks a lot, Nick.

So much for my reputation.

Look, Danielle,
this isn't about being sexist, all right?

Like hell it is.

-It's about respect.
-Respect?

Yeah.
I respect you, all right?

Then why aren't you on my side?

Because I could see
what it's gonna be like.

Look, as soon as you
get down there on goal,

the other team are going to be piling,
trying to get their hands all over you.

Look, Steve,
if I don't wanna be hassled,

I won't be and you
of all people should know that.

So am I to blame for wanting
to look after my girlfriend, is that it?

Look, Steve just because
we go out together

doesn't make me something
you own or have to take care of.

I'm my own person,
thank you very much.

And if I wanna play soccer, I'll play.

One day, you guys might all just grow up.

Man, this has turned out to be the worst
day of my life, I swear to God.

Yeah. I should break your face
and make it worse.

What's your problem, man?
What did I do?

Where do you get off telling people
that me and Jodie are doing it?

What?
Hey, come off it, man.

Con was doing all the talking,
not me. All right?

Anyway,
I didn't think it was any big deal.

Con?
-Yeah.

So, look, what are you saying?
Are you doing it or not?

I'll tell you what I'm saying. If you
or anyone else opens their mouth

about me and Jodie,
you're gonna end up in the casualty ward.

-All right, man, all right.
-Hey, how are you, Nick?

See youse later.
I gotta be somewhere.

Something wrong?

Yeah.

You've been telling people me and Jodie
are sleeping together.

Yeah. So?
What's the problem?

Now she hates my guts.
That?s what the problem is.

You mean it's not true now?

Never even happened.
-Man!

All right.

I wouldn't have said anything
if I didn't think it was true.

-Why didn't you set me straight?
-Never mind why, all right?

Jodie's humiliated. You've gotta fix it.

-Me?
-Yeah. You.

How am I gonna do that?

You figure it out, mate.
It's your problem now.

Great.

We can't stop you playing
whether we wanted to or not.

Aw, that's heaps good.

But it doesn't mean that you're gonna get
a place on the team, okay?

Are you gonna be there
when they pick the teams?

Yeah. Of course I am.
I'm the coach.

Well, then, if I don't make it,
fair enough.

You know, it's just, I don't trust
the rest of those dags.

But I trust you to be fair.

Well, we'll just wait
and see what happens, all right?

I mean, wouldn't you just like to go
and stick it right up those guys?

I mean, they think we're hopeless?
-Yeah.

-Danielle.
-Yeah, miss.

How good are you?

I'm a pretty good goalie.

I don't mean just are you good.
Are you really good?

I won't let you down.
I'm good enough.

The bottom line is
there's no rule to say

that Danielle can't try out for the team.

Sucked right in, boys!

But it doesn't mean?

It doesn't mean that she necessarily
has to be picked for the team

unless she deserves to be,
all right?

And Danielle accepts that.

So, that's it.?Can you guys handle that?

Suppose we can't, miss.
Suppose, we can still say no.

Yeah, miss, what if--

Well, I think you might just have to find
yourself a new coach?because I'm out too.

You know that if we got no coach,
we got no team.

This stuff's blackmail.

Yeah, you're right.

Sit down, Poulos.
Your team's stuffed.

And what position are you gonna play
this year, Rivers?

Dummy-half?

Look, I say we're wrong, all right?

We've been acting
like a bunch of idiots.

Admit it.

Treating the girls with no respect.

And when you're wrong,
you're wrong, all right?

You gotta do something about it.

If Danielle can make the team, I'll play.

Yeah.

So do we have a team or not?
-Yeah.

Come on.
Can I have a show of hands, please?

Come on.

Come on.

-Con, come on.
-He's in, Miss Milano.

All right.

Chaka, in case you're wondering,
I didn't tell anyone about last night.

What's to tell?

Well, nothing. But if it gets around,
it didn't come from me, all right?

Well, I didn't tell anyone either.

And you played a great game.

Yeah. You mean great for a girl.

No, I mean you played a great game.

But I lost.
-Could've gone either way.

Well, maybe me next time
I'll get my money back.

When?

Next time.

Guys.

Go, Danielle!

d When every light around you shines d

d You are the lover of a hundred others d

d But don't tell me what to do d

d Retreat resist relent redemption d

d Be careful not to cut your hair d

d Be sorry for your sins
And all their mothers d

d But don't tell me what to do, no... d

d I lost my childhood qualities
When I was ten d

d Don't quite recall when it began d

d Ooh, I can't remember such a drain... d

I knew this would happen.

Bad luck?

Well, missy,
you've had a big day.

Hasn't been too bad.

So, what's your problem?

Aw, it's nothing.

I just don't feel like going home
and getting hassled about all this.

Christina, the coach,
didn't go down too well, I gather.

No, no, I think they'd prefer
if I was teaching

at the Catholic girls school
around the corner.

It's just feel a bit trapped, that's all.

I suppose it comes from being 22
and still living at home.

So move.

Do you know that my mother still lays out
my clothes in the morning,

packs my lunch,
and she even buys my underwear?

How slack is that?

That's pretty slack.

I mean, some of my students,
they bring up three brothers and sisters,

they're trying to do a part-time job,
and they're still managing to study.

Yeah. So, what are you gonna do?
You gonna sit there and whinge about it

or are you gonna take responsibility
for your life?

No, I'm gonna sit here
and whinge about it.

Okay.
Well, while you're sitting and whinging,

just remember there's a room available

living with an easygoing, Lebanese woman

with a rather large nose.

Reasonable rent and, look, I promise

I will never buy your underwear
or borrow it.

All right, thanks.

That is a serious offer.

Look, I just wanna say
I'm sorry, all right?

-And I was a real idiot.
-It's okay.

No, I was. Don't, okay.
I was. I was an idiot.

-It's all right.
-Well...

I'm happy you've made the team,
okay?

But just look after yourself, all right?

You're cute.

All right. Is it too much trouble
to keep sex out of the classroom, please?

Woo-hoo.

Make up your mind, Jodie.
Who are you doing it with?

All right. Whoever wrote this
on the board can come and wipe it off.

No volunteers?

Well, it's not a very funny joke.

Whoever wrote it obviously has
no sense of humor and no courage.

Surprise, surprise.

No way.

It's not a joke, miss.

It was meant to be an apology.

Look, Con,
I don't wanna know what this is about.

But if you want to apologize to someone,

I'd say the best thing to do
is to do it face-to-face.

Jodie, Hey, what can I say?

It's like Nick said,
we're idiots and unfortunately,

I'm an idiot with a big mouth.

Just sit down, Con.

I'm sorry.

Respect.

Just admit it. You put Con up to it.

No, I didn't.

I told him to set things straight
and then that's all.

Well, it was a dumb thing to do
in the first place.

Yeah. Well, I was being selfish.

-Yeah. You were being bloody selfish.
-I don't know. I was being selfish.

-Yeah. You were.
-I wasn't thinking about you. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Hey, Jodie, believe it or not,
I think we can go for one.

I'm coming.

This is it.
My last chance to get the demo done.

I'll talk to you later, yeah?

Okay.
Don't be nervous about it.

You'll be fine.

Thanks.

I'm sorry, man.
I gotta pull the plug.

What do you mean?

Uncle Stavros, man, he's on his way.
He wants the amp back.

He can't-- Look,
this is Jodie's last chance to record.

-I can't stall him, man.
-Con, the amp is gonna stay, all right?

The last guy that tried
to pull one off on him-- Look,

trust me, you don't wanna know
what he did to him.

All right. Okay.

-Look, man, I'm serious.
-Okay. All right? I heard you.

Excuse me, miss.

Yes?

Can I get some help
with my assignment?

Well, you have to be quick
because my fianc?'s due any moment.

Won't take long.

All right. What's the problem?

There's too many distractions.

-Like what?
-Well, like you, miss.

You are a very rude boy.

I can't help it.
You're so beautiful.

Look, I don't wanna hear
any more of that talk

unless you want to have a detention.

Yes, please.

Sit up straight
when I'm talking to you.

Thank you very much.

For your punishment,

you are gonna have to take your teacher
and wine her and dine her

at the most expensive restaurant in town.

Look at me when I'm talking to you.

I don't wanna hear any excuses.

You win.

So that's what you do
to naughty boys, is it?

Sort of.

No, they call me "Iron Fist" Milano,
actually.

Do they?

Well, I don't have
too many troubles then, do I?

-No.
-No.

Mr. Georgiou, how're you doing?

I think I'm being done.

Shut up.?No orphans, no concerts.

-Did he sell the amp?
-No.

-Lucky for you.
-It's in here.

-Please, Mr. Georgiou, they're recording.
-Not for long.

-Jodie's in there. You remember Jodie?
-Yeah.

-You know that one that doesn't like me?
-Blonde hair, "little angel"?

She's making a tape.
Her whole future's hanging on it.

If you stop it now,
she won't get another chance.

Nick, you touch my heart.
But tough cookies, I need the amp.

But just hire another one for the wedding.
Why should I spend my money?

-We'll pay for it, all right?
-Yeah.

With what?

d Well, I said play it down
Play it out, baby d

d When you feel so raunchy... d

-Future, you say?
-Right.

Tell you what, I've got this idea.

"I can get you an amp, Nick."

Just remember, mate,
I'm doing this for your girlfriend.

Yeah. Probably my ex-girlfriend now.

-How many courses left?
-Are you kidding??This is a Greek wedding.

How you guys doing?

What's it look like?
-Hey, Jodie.

-Well, did it work or what?
-Well, I'm wrapped.

But I want you to have a listen.

d Get it, get it down, play it out
Baby, when you feel so happy d

d Jump, jump? d

Yeah. Here we go.

d Well, I say get it down
play it out d

d Baby when you feel so lonely... d

Woo!

d Well, I say get it down, play it out d

d Baby, when you feel so lonely... d

Woo!

d Well, I say get it down, play it out d

d Baby, when you feel so lonely... d

Woo!

d This is a faithful time
I rehearse for the curse d

d A rhythmic burst
straight from the Geyser Hill d

d And I will tell, do tell, from the day
JD brings the faith for the weak, say d

d As I fade it, state it
Let me relate to the state father d

d The silk on the kill saga
It goes on and on to the break of dawn d

d Just a bit of the nub
From the old stuff d

d It ain't enough
That I gotta lay a dope track d

d I'm more about the hype
The party object d

d Pump the beat it up, trim it up
'Cause I can do that d

d Go from place to place
Rickshaw man d

d Understand it if you don't
Wanna be the hoochie d

d Shoot, shoot my little fruit loop d

d Back in my troop
I'll let you scoop with double RG d

d Flesh and blood
To the best of my ability d

d Get it down, play it out d

d Baby, when you feel so happy d

d Jump, jump d

d Well, I say get it down, play it out d

d Baby, when you feel so horny d

d Well, I say get it down, play it out d

d Baby, when you feel so lonely d

d Well, I say get it down, play it out d

d Baby, when you feel so
Feel so, feel so? d