He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2002-2004): Season 1, Episode 23 - The Sweet Smell of Victory - full transcript
Odiphus, a petty Eternian criminal, witnesses the Evil Warriors victorious over The Masters of the Universe.
I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.
This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous...
By the power of Grayskull!
I have the power!
Well. or even more...
It makes me brand new, it's funny!
I'm gonna get my
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
The evil warriors of Scamitar. These guys are like legends. Ohwaterfus. What you wouldn't give to be one of them
I go sweetly
So what is that stuff anyhow? It's what the boss wants and if he wants it
It can't be for any good purpose
Those are the creeps who threw out of us in prison
Oh
Oh
Oh
Let's beat it
Oh
Oh
Oh
Snake Mountain Odifus just like in all the stories
And now to add the necrosia
Oh, what's your making?
Who are you? Oh that bus. Oh that bus wants to join up. Oh that this would make a great evil warrior
Odifus needs to get lost
That's something you might want
Back
Where'd you get that try clubs Skeletor wants a progress report now
When I get back you better be gone and don't touch anything
He's testing you Odifus want you to prove yourself
Missed you at roll call Roboto. I
Have replayed the battle in my mind countless times and have concluded. It was my fault that Skeletor's warriors got away. I
Have failed the masters
No, you haven't now let it go dwelling on a defeat can turn you into your own worst enemy
Well, the device has been completed I was about to add the necrosia when you summoned me
So
What's this device for anyhow, don't you know it's designed to remove your stink
What is this some kind of joke? I
Don't stink tell a mermaid
You do have a rather stinky veroma
Okay, so now it's supposed to happen
Ah
Oh
That smell
Oh must lock smell
The stink is following Odifus. Ah, the stink is coming from Odifus
I
Am Odifus and I have the power of stink. What do you say you let all of us join up?
What do I say I say?
Out of here immediately
Ah
Ah
What is it me darlin's oh for the love of Eternia
Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah
A stampeding herd of unilopes logic indicates this to be the work of Beastman I will find
They must be stopped the palaces in harm's way take care not to hurt the beast
Oh
I
Have scanned the entire area, but there is no sign of Beastman
Apparently this was not his doing my judgment was inaccurate and left you short-handed
The unilopes could have devastated all of Eternia could have but didn't your reasoning was sound Roboto
Unilopes are normally pretty docile. They don't spook easily, but they are highly sensitive to smell
My friends, I'm afraid a new evil has arrived in Eternia
something
stinky
Such havoc and all caused by that ridiculous odifice
You're not gonna blast me again are you
Why would I do such a thing?
You like odivus I have chosen you to lead my warriors into battle against the palace of Eternia
Really you and your wonderful stink power are the very key to my new offensive
Yeah, you're the most offensive thing we've ever smelt
I
Complete this task successfully and perhaps I will allow you to join our little family
Interested
Oda vs. Listening at dawn most of the palace of Eternia will still be asleep
You will use your unique skills to cause a depression
You
Gotta evacuate something stinking up the kingdom
Sorry about the door
By the power of Greyskull
I have
I
Masters and Royal Guard will evacuate all citizenry he man, and I will investigate this
You heard him let's move it out
You
It's all happening just like Skeletor said it would
I
There
You
If this is some new evil warrior why would Skeletor send him in solo because it's a diversion
There
I
They're out to take the palace
I
Am here
But I cannot risk my incompetence causing yet another defeat you're a master of the universe Roboto
Sworn to protect the kingdom
Remember what I told you earlier
Dwelling on a defeat can turn you into your own worst enemy
Man at arms is correct. I must not allow a failure of confidence to undermine my duty
The source of the odor-based attack
Definable vulnerability detected wait hold on of course man at arms
And thus stem the attack excellent strategy Roboto will give it a try
I
Very soon Skeletor will conquer the palace and Odifus will be the hero
Sorry, but doing evil is never a heroic act
Oh
Okay, so much for a frontal attack
There's a clearing a stink-free zone below and to the left of it
Oh
Not even clones wasn't meant to be now battle cat
Oh
Oh
Retreat
And
After I deduced that the perpetrator was vulnerable to his own aroma I
Suggested a strategy with a high probability of success
Essentially using his stench against him. I heard what you did Roboto great job
Speaking of stench ah
Cringer
Oh
And you will scrub until every piece of armor is gleaming
Whoa, how come the stinky guy isn't being punished too?
Because unlike the rest of you Odifus has proved himself
useful
Call me
I
Have encoded the lesson that all beings make mistakes
But losing confidence in one's abilities and being unwilling to try again is the biggest mistake of all that's right Roboto
To be successful at an endeavor. You must be willing to weather setbacks
And sometimes the weather can be very unpredictable until next time
You
This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous...
By the power of Grayskull!
I have the power!
Well. or even more...
It makes me brand new, it's funny!
I'm gonna get my
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
My
The evil warriors of Scamitar. These guys are like legends. Ohwaterfus. What you wouldn't give to be one of them
I go sweetly
So what is that stuff anyhow? It's what the boss wants and if he wants it
It can't be for any good purpose
Those are the creeps who threw out of us in prison
Oh
Oh
Oh
Let's beat it
Oh
Oh
Oh
Snake Mountain Odifus just like in all the stories
And now to add the necrosia
Oh, what's your making?
Who are you? Oh that bus. Oh that bus wants to join up. Oh that this would make a great evil warrior
Odifus needs to get lost
That's something you might want
Back
Where'd you get that try clubs Skeletor wants a progress report now
When I get back you better be gone and don't touch anything
He's testing you Odifus want you to prove yourself
Missed you at roll call Roboto. I
Have replayed the battle in my mind countless times and have concluded. It was my fault that Skeletor's warriors got away. I
Have failed the masters
No, you haven't now let it go dwelling on a defeat can turn you into your own worst enemy
Well, the device has been completed I was about to add the necrosia when you summoned me
So
What's this device for anyhow, don't you know it's designed to remove your stink
What is this some kind of joke? I
Don't stink tell a mermaid
You do have a rather stinky veroma
Okay, so now it's supposed to happen
Ah
Oh
That smell
Oh must lock smell
The stink is following Odifus. Ah, the stink is coming from Odifus
I
Am Odifus and I have the power of stink. What do you say you let all of us join up?
What do I say I say?
Out of here immediately
Ah
Ah
What is it me darlin's oh for the love of Eternia
Ah
Ah
Ah
Ah
A stampeding herd of unilopes logic indicates this to be the work of Beastman I will find
They must be stopped the palaces in harm's way take care not to hurt the beast
Oh
I
Have scanned the entire area, but there is no sign of Beastman
Apparently this was not his doing my judgment was inaccurate and left you short-handed
The unilopes could have devastated all of Eternia could have but didn't your reasoning was sound Roboto
Unilopes are normally pretty docile. They don't spook easily, but they are highly sensitive to smell
My friends, I'm afraid a new evil has arrived in Eternia
something
stinky
Such havoc and all caused by that ridiculous odifice
You're not gonna blast me again are you
Why would I do such a thing?
You like odivus I have chosen you to lead my warriors into battle against the palace of Eternia
Really you and your wonderful stink power are the very key to my new offensive
Yeah, you're the most offensive thing we've ever smelt
I
Complete this task successfully and perhaps I will allow you to join our little family
Interested
Oda vs. Listening at dawn most of the palace of Eternia will still be asleep
You will use your unique skills to cause a depression
You
Gotta evacuate something stinking up the kingdom
Sorry about the door
By the power of Greyskull
I have
I
Masters and Royal Guard will evacuate all citizenry he man, and I will investigate this
You heard him let's move it out
You
It's all happening just like Skeletor said it would
I
There
You
If this is some new evil warrior why would Skeletor send him in solo because it's a diversion
There
I
They're out to take the palace
I
Am here
But I cannot risk my incompetence causing yet another defeat you're a master of the universe Roboto
Sworn to protect the kingdom
Remember what I told you earlier
Dwelling on a defeat can turn you into your own worst enemy
Man at arms is correct. I must not allow a failure of confidence to undermine my duty
The source of the odor-based attack
Definable vulnerability detected wait hold on of course man at arms
And thus stem the attack excellent strategy Roboto will give it a try
I
Very soon Skeletor will conquer the palace and Odifus will be the hero
Sorry, but doing evil is never a heroic act
Oh
Okay, so much for a frontal attack
There's a clearing a stink-free zone below and to the left of it
Oh
Not even clones wasn't meant to be now battle cat
Oh
Oh
Retreat
And
After I deduced that the perpetrator was vulnerable to his own aroma I
Suggested a strategy with a high probability of success
Essentially using his stench against him. I heard what you did Roboto great job
Speaking of stench ah
Cringer
Oh
And you will scrub until every piece of armor is gleaming
Whoa, how come the stinky guy isn't being punished too?
Because unlike the rest of you Odifus has proved himself
useful
Call me
I
Have encoded the lesson that all beings make mistakes
But losing confidence in one's abilities and being unwilling to try again is the biggest mistake of all that's right Roboto
To be successful at an endeavor. You must be willing to weather setbacks
And sometimes the weather can be very unpredictable until next time
You