He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983–1985): Season 1, Episode 23 - The Return of Orko's Uncle - full transcript

He-Man.

And the Masters of the Universe.

I am Adam, Prince of Eternia.

Defender of the

secrets of Castle Grayskull.

This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed

to me the day I held aloft

my magic sword and said,

by the power of Grayskull.

I have the power!



Cringer became the

mighty Battle Cat, and I became

He-Man, the most

powerful man in the universe.

Only three others share this secret:

Our friends the Sorceress,

Man-at-Arms, and Orko.

Together we defend Castle Grayskull from,

the evil forces of Skeletor.

You'll never get away with this, Montork.

I hate to contradict you, Azrog. But I
already have. You are under arrest.

That's what you think.

I can work magic too, you know?

So long, Montork.



Karg and I are heading for Eternia.

To see the Witch Spydra,
my partner in evil.

Eternia? Witch?!

No no no no no.

Don't go, come back.

You can't, you mustn't.

I'll stop you. I mean I hardly, I'll...

Oh good gracious, stop!

I-I'm sideward the wrong way.

Stop!

Our magic has worked and...

Azrog is almost here.

Hmm, oh dear, you look like a witch.

Perchance could you be, Spydra?

I am.

Hmm, I was afraid I'd be correct.

And you sir?

What did you do with Azrog?

Oh me? What did I? Oh...

Well I assure you, madam,
Oh I uh...

Yikes.

Don't worry, Cringer. It's only thunder.

Well, if it's coming in here, I'm leaving.

Hey, it's just like the last

time my uncle Montork came.

He always comes this way.
Whoopee!

Yup.
Montork has messed up my magic again.

Hey, you... you're not?

You're the bad wizard, Azrog.

How dare you come to Eternia?

I go where I please...

and I, will take care of him, Adam.

Really?

What if I, take care of you first?

You're the one that needs taken care of.

Uh, I, just uh, remembered,
I have an appointment.

Nice meeting you, Azrog.

I think it's about time Azrog

met a good friend of mine.

By the power of Grayskull!

I have the power!

And now, to pay my respects.

He-Man.

Guess who I trapped under the tablecloth?

Good work, Orko.

Your uncle, Montork, would be proud of you.

Yeah, he would. He would?

I'll call my guards and have
Azrog, locked up.

Not so fast.

Hold it, Azrog.

You, hold it.

To Spydra's castle, Karg.
Quickly.

Well, at least he's gone,
and I was hoping it was...

Wait a minute.

Your uncle, Montork, was following Azrog,

but if he landed here, by mistake.

Uncle Montork must have landed in...

That's it.
The witch's castle.

What are we waiting for?

The Mystic Mountain's, thataway.

This is all your fault, Montork.
You'll pay for this.

Gladly, Spydra. Just put it on my bill.

You'll see.

Once Azrog and I join our powers...

we'll be unbeatable!

Oh really? Well, in that case,
I think the time is come to stop you.

How did you do that?

You forget, my dear, I'm a magician too...

and a good at that, if I do say so, myself.

What are you doing?

Let me out of here.

Hmm, I'm afraid I'll have to

find Orko and He-Man, first.

Montork, get back here this instant.

Not till I've found my friends.

Don't worry, Spydra, I shan't be long.

There it is.

Spydra's castle.

We'll leave the Wind Raider
here and go in on foot.

Hey, that sounds like...

He-Man, Teela...

and Orko!

Uncle Montork...

am I glad to see you.

I feel the same way about you.

[ahem] I... I hate to break
up this joyful reunion...

But...
- I know, you're looking for Azrog.

Well, you've come to
the right place. Look.

- We're just in time.
Let's get him, right, Uncle?

[ahem] Yeah.
Oh yes, by all means, nephew.

He-Man, lead the way.

Well, it certainly took you long
enough, to get here.

No thanks to your, bad magic.

It was Montork's meddling.

Now, get me out of here.

So...

He was here, was he?

Yes. Now

Let's join our powers before
he comes back with He-Man.

I agree.

If He-Man and Montork are together...

we'll have a real surprise for them.

From the looks of things,
Azrog and his monster are waiting for us.

Good. Wait till you see me in
action, Uncle Montork.

My magic's really super good now.

Fine, Orko, my boy. Fine

But just be careful.

Azrog and Spydra are a dangerous pair.

Well, they better watch out

for me, and my uncle.

Come on, fate, hurry up.

Are we going to link our powers,

or have I going to do it all by myself?

Hold your tongue, witch.

Yes, our powers will be linked...

but with you as my slave.

You are now under my spell.

My magic is at your command.

Now, that's more like it.

I can now proceed without
all your cackling.

Karg. Search for He-Man and

Montork, and bring them to me.

Look out, guys.

Now's my chance to do
something all by myself.

Score: 1 for Montork.

Uncle Montork's gonna
be really proud of me.

Boy, look at all this stuff.

Abra-ka-zowieee...

Hey, look at this. Magic beans.

I wonder if they're still good.

Only one way to find out.

It worked!

Alright, Karg. The fun's over.

Now that's what I call, muscle magic.

Where is Orko?

He's gone.

Dear me! I certainly hope he

hasn't gone after Azrog without us.

But then, bravery does run in the
family, however...

Orko!

Come on, let's find him,
before it's too late.

Spydra, go to your storeroom

and bring me your magic wand.

Master, I obey.

Sto... Stop growing.

I mean I command you... you hear me?

Please.

What's going on in there?

Who are you?

Wh-Who me? I mean...

And what are you doing with my wand?

Speak up! I can't hear you.

Y-You can't?

Well, maybe you should
have your ears checked.

Stop right there.

Well, well. If it isn't the

little nephew of that fool, Montork.

My uncle's no fool.
He's the greatest magician

there is, and not only that. He's

taught me just about
everything I know and...

Silence!

So, Montork has taught you, huh?

Well, now I think I'd to
see what you've learned.

[gulp] Do I?...

Don't worry, Orko,
I'm on my way.

Orko. Where are you?

Aha!
I detect the approach of our enemies.

I'll wait for Montork.
He-Man and Teela are yours.

Thank you kindly, master.

What do you think?

Well, for some reason, I don't think...

anyone's going to open
the gate if we knock.

So, I'll just have to open it myself.

That's as far as you'll get, He-Man.

-Wanna bet? Hey, put that thing down.

Anything you say, Spydra.

I'll get you for this.

No!

Karg, get her!

Teela, look out!

Let go of me, you overgrown buzzard.

No, Teela.

Hang on.

Just in the nick of time, too.

I think you're right.

What happens, if he decides to grow again?

We'd better find Montork fast.

Hopefully, his magic can keep Karg small.

He-Man, is that you?

I can't find Orko. I'm really worried.

Well, I'm worried about this.

Hmm.. I see what you mean.

I got it.

Don't grow, don't grow, uh...

Hickory Dickory Dock.

Hickory?

Dickory?

What kind of magic spell is that?

It worked, didn't it?
-Good point.

Now, I must find Orko, before, before...

Before Azrog does.

Thank you.

I've already found him.

Allow me to introduce...

the new Orko!

Nephew, what has he do to you?

I am a great magician now.

Uncle Montork, please observe.

Look out!

What's the matter, heroes?

Is my little magician too much for you?

How did I do, master?

Very well, slave.

Why you've cast a spell on
him, you... you...

Montork, wait!

You will pay for this...

and you'll all pay for this.

Orko, take out the wand...

and show your uncle your true magic.

Orko! Not me. Please!

He-Man, do something.

No, let me handle this.

Now, Orko,
remember I taught only good magic.

Now ask yourself: is this good or evil?

Think, Orko, think!

Orko! Do as I say!

That's enough out of you.

Please, Uncle Montork.

I've got to show you, I'm a great magician.

Just like you.

As Azrog says so.

Then do it, now.
Do you hear, Orko?

I command you.

Hey, He-Man! How about a lift?

With pleasure.

What are you...

Orko, blast them all.

Now, Orko,
I think that's just about enough.

But I ...

gotta.
I've got to show you how...

great I am... I mean how

esle would you know?
It doesn't

matter, Orko, really doesn't.

I'll love you, whether you're a great

magician or not. It's not your power I

care about, it's you. Only you.

You... you mean that, really?

Don't listen to him.

I offer you the power of the universe.

Orko, love is the most
powerful force there is.

We, you and I, we have that for each other.

You're my very favorite nephew.

I? I am?

'Course you are. Don't you feel it?

-Feel what? Love, Orko.

If you feel it, you have it.

You did it, I can feel it.
I'm really can and... and..

and I love everybody!
Especially you, Uncle Montork.

Well, I'm so happy, so...

Hmm.. what?

Well, come to think of it,

anyone who can break Azrog's spell...

all by himself must be a mighty

powerful magician after all.

Aw, you didn't have to say that.

Wand!

Return to your master.

Ha! I should have known,
I'd have to take care of this myself.

He-Man!

Oh no, I'm ruined.

Ruined by... by...

Love, Azrog.

L.O.V.E. Love.

Gee, Uncle Montork.
You have to go so soon?

I'm afraid so,

Orko. I've got to get these two back to

Trolla, in a magic-proof cell.

Goodbye, Uncle Montork. I love you.

And I love you, too.

I'll tell everyone back home,

what a fine magician you are.

Did you hear that? What he said?

Oh boy, I'm so happy I... I could explode.

Now that's what I call, magic.

I think I went too far.

Boy, I sure got myself in trouble today.

And it all started when I fooled around
with something I didn't really understand.

When you're growing up,
it's natural to be curious.

But when you fool around with things you
don't understand, it's downright dangerous!

Things like electricity, pills,
or berries in the bush.

Play around with them,
and you're playing with trouble.

Handle only the things you know are safe

and you'll be taking a big step

toward avoiding accidents.

Bye!