Hawaii Five-0 (2010–…): Season 9, Episode 23 - Ho'okahi no la o ka malihini - full transcript
McGarrett helps his sister spy on shady neighbors; a ride-share driver and his passenger are murdered; the team teases the youngest members when Junior escorts Tani to a wedding.
Uh-uh.
Why are you uh-uh-ing?
See, there's no room
for conversation here.
- Oh.
So it's like that, huh?
You-You're just gonna
just tell me how it is.
I'm not telling you.
I didn't make the rules.
There's prom rules, right?
There's rules.
Your son picks my daughter up.
Okay, there's corsages.
There's photographs.
They go to the dance.
They come home.
Maybe a kiss
on the cheek, and then
that's it. That's it.
Huh. I'm surprised
you didn't want them
to shake hands at the end.
- They can do that.
- For my own clarity...
Okay.
...this corsage bringing
and photographs and all of that,
that takes place at your house?
Yeah. I mean, I don't see
what the difference is, but yeah.
Oh, you don't see what
the difference... Good, good.
If you don't see
what the difference is,
how about you arrange
for the limousine.
And that way
I can sit at my house
in my easy chair
while all the corsage business
and photographs
takes place at my house.
How about that?
Why don't, um,
Grace and Will just
meet at the dance?
There we go. Problem solved.
No. See, I'm with Danny
on this one. I-I always think
that a boy should pick up a girl
no matter what.
- That's my guy.
- That's right.
I hope this doesn't
mean that you think
that you're driving tomorrow
night. That's not gonna happen.
Wait, hold up.
- What's tomorrow?
- What?
Oh, nothing. We're just
gonna go to a wedding.
Joons is doing me a favor,
and he's gonna be my plus-one.
Why are you looking at me
like that? That's...
- It's a platonic plus-one.
- Mm-hmm.
Obviously.
Don't. You don't need
to do that, guys.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
You guys are so weird sometimes.
Hey.
Look who it is. Little
sis is back in town.
Sorry we're late.
Hey.
Baggage claim was crazy.
Took forever to get
her stuff. You know.
Huh?
Yeah, like it's my fault.
No, no.
I'm not blaming you.
No, hey, don't listen
to him. We don't.
How are you? Aw. It's good to see you.
You're right on time.
Nice to see you. Hi.
Welcome back, Mary.
Hey, uh, Junior, Tani,
this is my kid sis, Mary.
Hi.
It's nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Hello.
Hi. Hello.
Nice.
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
New friends. Good-looking.
Yeah, they're young
and hip and... Mm-hmm.
Able to keep you in touch
and make you look old.
- It's a bonus.
- Mm-hmm, yep.
- Yep.
- Speaking of kids, how's Joanie?
- She's got to be, what, five, six now?
- She's six.
- It's crazy.
- She's six years old.
Thanks for asking.
But she's away at her very first
Girl Scout camp retreat,
so I came here - Yeah.
for a little, short trip.
And that's why I took
a couple days off.
You know, fill the freezer
with mint chip mochi ice creams
and just, you know.
- Nice. You remembered.
- Yeah.
Not that you're gonna be
there to eat them, but yeah,
I remembered.
Uh-oh.
- I knew you were still mad.
- I'm not mad.
- Yes, you are.
- You're totally mad.
Right?
Look at your vein.
You're mad. That vein. Yeah.
Why are you mad? Why is he mad?
Why am I mad?
'Cause I got an Airbnb
'cause I'm freaking allergic
to the cat that he adopted.
- Didn't adopt a cat.
I offered to board the cat
'cause he was gonna
leave it on the street
to fend for itself,
and that won't do.
Okay? I'm just saying,
if there's another reason you
don't want to stay with me...
...then just don't blame it
on Mr. Pickles. That's all.
Maybe, uh, you know, she thinks
it's a little crowded.
You got a Navy SEAL in the
guest room. You got a dog
on the couch.
Yeah, it's like it's
a full house, all right?
- Okay.
- So, I'm looking forward to this Airbnb
'cause it's just nice,
right? New.
So new it doesn't
even have one review.
Not one. No one's
said anything about it.
It may not even exist.
- It's probably a be a disaster.
- I think you're a disaster.
Maybe you should stop
adopting animals.
- No-no disrespect.
- I'm just happy to be here.
Yep. Good to be
home, huh, Mary?
- Just say yes.
- Yes.
Hey, you can't
park there, buddy.
Taxis only.
Hi.
You don't mind if we play music, right?
Uh...
Oh, my gosh, babe.
This is my song!
Yes!
Uh, ma'am, does
this look right?
No.
Oh! See that bakery up-up there?
- Is that where you're going?
- No.
But they have
a lovely haupia pie.
Brah, I'm gonna puke.
Uh, okay.
Wait, wait.
No, I'm not.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yes!
- Message him.
- Yes!
- Swipe left.
- Yes, girl.
Sir, wake up. This is your stop.
Thank you.
Have a good night.
Thank you.
You've reached Diane.
Leave a message,
and make it a good one.
- Hey, babe.
Uh, I'm just finishing up.
I'll be home soon.
Love you.
Dude, not how this
works. Use the app.
Plus, I'm done for tonight.
Drive. Now.
[Hawaii Five-O
theme song plays]
♪ Hawaii Five-O 9x23 ♪
Ho‘okāhi no lā o ka malihini
Why are you uh-uh-ing?
See, there's no room
for conversation here.
- Oh.
So it's like that, huh?
You-You're just gonna
just tell me how it is.
I'm not telling you.
I didn't make the rules.
There's prom rules, right?
There's rules.
Your son picks my daughter up.
Okay, there's corsages.
There's photographs.
They go to the dance.
They come home.
Maybe a kiss
on the cheek, and then
that's it. That's it.
Huh. I'm surprised
you didn't want them
to shake hands at the end.
- They can do that.
- For my own clarity...
Okay.
...this corsage bringing
and photographs and all of that,
that takes place at your house?
Yeah. I mean, I don't see
what the difference is, but yeah.
Oh, you don't see what
the difference... Good, good.
If you don't see
what the difference is,
how about you arrange
for the limousine.
And that way
I can sit at my house
in my easy chair
while all the corsage business
and photographs
takes place at my house.
How about that?
Why don't, um,
Grace and Will just
meet at the dance?
There we go. Problem solved.
No. See, I'm with Danny
on this one. I-I always think
that a boy should pick up a girl
no matter what.
- That's my guy.
- That's right.
I hope this doesn't
mean that you think
that you're driving tomorrow
night. That's not gonna happen.
Wait, hold up.
- What's tomorrow?
- What?
Oh, nothing. We're just
gonna go to a wedding.
Joons is doing me a favor,
and he's gonna be my plus-one.
Why are you looking at me
like that? That's...
- It's a platonic plus-one.
- Mm-hmm.
Obviously.
Don't. You don't need
to do that, guys.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
You guys are so weird sometimes.
Hey.
Look who it is. Little
sis is back in town.
Sorry we're late.
Hey.
Baggage claim was crazy.
Took forever to get
her stuff. You know.
Huh?
Yeah, like it's my fault.
No, no.
I'm not blaming you.
No, hey, don't listen
to him. We don't.
How are you? Aw. It's good to see you.
You're right on time.
Nice to see you. Hi.
Welcome back, Mary.
Hey, uh, Junior, Tani,
this is my kid sis, Mary.
Hi.
It's nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Hello.
Hi. Hello.
Nice.
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
New friends. Good-looking.
Yeah, they're young
and hip and... Mm-hmm.
Able to keep you in touch
and make you look old.
- It's a bonus.
- Mm-hmm, yep.
- Yep.
- Speaking of kids, how's Joanie?
- She's got to be, what, five, six now?
- She's six.
- It's crazy.
- She's six years old.
Thanks for asking.
But she's away at her very first
Girl Scout camp retreat,
so I came here - Yeah.
for a little, short trip.
And that's why I took
a couple days off.
You know, fill the freezer
with mint chip mochi ice creams
and just, you know.
- Nice. You remembered.
- Yeah.
Not that you're gonna be
there to eat them, but yeah,
I remembered.
Uh-oh.
- I knew you were still mad.
- I'm not mad.
- Yes, you are.
- You're totally mad.
Right?
Look at your vein.
You're mad. That vein. Yeah.
Why are you mad? Why is he mad?
Why am I mad?
'Cause I got an Airbnb
'cause I'm freaking allergic
to the cat that he adopted.
- Didn't adopt a cat.
I offered to board the cat
'cause he was gonna
leave it on the street
to fend for itself,
and that won't do.
Okay? I'm just saying,
if there's another reason you
don't want to stay with me...
...then just don't blame it
on Mr. Pickles. That's all.
Maybe, uh, you know, she thinks
it's a little crowded.
You got a Navy SEAL in the
guest room. You got a dog
on the couch.
Yeah, it's like it's
a full house, all right?
- Okay.
- So, I'm looking forward to this Airbnb
'cause it's just nice,
right? New.
So new it doesn't
even have one review.
Not one. No one's
said anything about it.
It may not even exist.
- It's probably a be a disaster.
- I think you're a disaster.
Maybe you should stop
adopting animals.
- No-no disrespect.
- I'm just happy to be here.
Yep. Good to be
home, huh, Mary?
- Just say yes.
- Yes.
Hey, you can't
park there, buddy.
Taxis only.
Hi.
You don't mind if we play music, right?
Uh...
Oh, my gosh, babe.
This is my song!
Yes!
Uh, ma'am, does
this look right?
No.
Oh! See that bakery up-up there?
- Is that where you're going?
- No.
But they have
a lovely haupia pie.
Brah, I'm gonna puke.
Uh, okay.
Wait, wait.
No, I'm not.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yes!
- Message him.
- Yes!
- Swipe left.
- Yes, girl.
Sir, wake up. This is your stop.
Thank you.
Have a good night.
Thank you.
You've reached Diane.
Leave a message,
and make it a good one.
- Hey, babe.
Uh, I'm just finishing up.
I'll be home soon.
Love you.
Dude, not how this
works. Use the app.
Plus, I'm done for tonight.
Drive. Now.
[Hawaii Five-O
theme song plays]
♪ Hawaii Five-O 9x23 ♪
Ho‘okāhi no lā o ka malihini