Hawaii Five-0 (2010–…): Season 10, Episode 15 - He waha kou o ka he'e - full transcript

Previously onHawaii Five-O...

Why would a guy
come to a bar and order

a club soda?

Would you like to sit?Yeah.

I don't know,
if you're up for it sometime,

maybe I'd like
to take you out to dinner?

I would like that very much.

Wait, what are
you doing?I'm calling a Lyft.

Think I can give you
a ride home.

He sees us, right?

Hold on.



What is this?

I'm sorry, Steve.

Hey! I'm talking to you.

I've had your back from day one.

You deserve the truth.

I can't give you that.

Mr. Noshimuri.

Kenji is not fit to be oyabun.

You feel you
are better suited to lead?

Oyabun

is my birthright.I will allow this.

You'll return to your
task force on Hawaii to be

my eyes and ears inside Five-O.

The question remains



how badly do you want
to fulfill your destiny?

To whom are you loyal?

Sure this is safe?
Endo.

Just get out.

You didn't answer my question.

It's a hell of a lot safer
than the last spot.

All right?
HPD is gonna be all over

that location tomorrow morning.

Yeah, interesting
how that happened.

Are you suggesting
I had something to do

with HPD finding out
about the dump site?

It's a theory.

Well, I suggest you keep
your theories to yourself.

Or I'll be burying four bodies
tonight, not three.

Excuse me. Mrs. LaPietra?

Hi, um, I'm-I'm Detective
Danny Williams.

I asked them
to call me when someone

from Joanna's family got here.

So, you're him.

Joanna, um,
texted me from the bar.

I guess you got up
to take a work call. Hmm.

She said she met this funny,
good-looking guy.

Yes, that's me.

Um, I, uh...W Y-You don't...

have to say anything.

Um, I read the accident report.

No, I know what happened.

How, um...

...how she died.

It wasn't your fault.

I know you did
everything you could.

It means a lot to me
that you're here.

You were the last...

You...

You were with her when she died.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. That's it. I just
want to tell you I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

I know.

You want to talk about it?

No. What am I gonna say?

Let's go.

Look at you,
early to class,

head buried in a book...

Sup, Tani? Wait,
are you teaching this class?

I am indeed. Yeah,
but don't get too excited.

It's a one-off. I'm doing
a favor for Captain Keo.

What is that look?

Come on, now.

You just couldn't
pass up an opportunity

to check on me for Uncle Lou.

I assume he knows you're here?

Mm-hmm.

Y'all ain't slick.Okay.

I mean, he Fine. He did float

the idea of me
reporting back,

but to be honest,
I heard you're killing it.

Captain Keo told me
you were practically
acing all your classes.

I believe he used
the term "prodigy,"

but don't quote me on that.He said that?

His exact words. I kid you not.

So, obviously,
I had to come see for myself.

Thanks. No pressure.

Oh, girl, you got this.

Um, okay,

I should probably
get this class started.

But, uh, if you're free later,
let's have lunch.

I promise to ask

lots of deeply probing,

uncomfortable questions.

I'd like that.Okay, good.

All right.
Good morning, recruits.

I'm Officer Tani Rey.

I'm with the Five-O Task Force,

and I'll be
your guest instructor

for today's weapons training.

Five-O in the building!

Thanks for saving me
a seat, babe.

Of course, Endo.

Okay, let's start
with some simple door work.

If your door
opens inward...

2.06 seconds.

Nice grouping.

Not bad, Recruit Tanaka.

But on the street, "not bad"

could see you end up
in the morgue.

The Failure to Stop drill
is designed

to prevent loss of life
specifically, your own.

Movies and television have
conditioned us to believe

that shooting someone stops them
dead in their tracks.

It doesn't.

You could miss vital organs,

your perp could be
wearing body armor,

or worse, he could be
so strung out on PCP,

he doesn't even realize
that he's been shot.

And every step towards you
narrows the gap,

along with your chances
of putting your suspect down.

You want to go home alive?

You want to go home alive?

Get faster.

All right.
Recruit Dayton, you're up.

Let's go.

1.02 seconds.

Just so everyone knows...

..."get faster" means this.

Tight center mass grouping.

Headshot directly below the
chin, severing the perp's spine.

That means good guy goes home,
bad guy goes to the morgue.

All this, and more
than one second faster

than the fastest time today.

On the street,

one second could be
the difference

between ending up dead or alive.

Well done, recruit.

Teacher's pet.

Recruit Kaholo, you're up.

Let's go!

Hey.

Morning, Lou.

Adam.

What do you
say, buddy?

Oh, you know.
Come on, now.

Hey.
My man.

Thanks for the coffee date.
I appreciate it, buddy.

Of course.

Of course.

I'm just checking in
with you, is all.

I got to be honest,
though. Um...

We're all a little
worried about you.

Seem to have a lot
going on these days.

Yeah. Yeah.

You know, look, I could've been,

uh, a lot better about keeping
you all in the loop.

I'm sorry about that.Oh, no.

Come on, you don't have
to explain anything to me.

I just want you
to know that, uh,

well, if you really do need
help, we're here for you.

You know that.

We got you, man.

Thanks, Lou.

You know, I didn't expect
Masuda's death

to hit me like it did.

Mm.

It brought back a lot
of... painful memories

about the way my father died.

Yeah.

I just needed some time away,
you know?

That's why I went to Tokyo,
to clear my head,

to reconnect with family.

Yeah, I can see that.

But I mean, if it's family
you're looking for,

you don't have to go
all the way to Japan.

You got that right here
on the rock.

I do.

And I really appreciate

the support, buddy.Of course.

Anytime.

So, should we get that
coffee now or what?

Yes, sir.
Yeah.

Well, next time, it's on me.

Oh, you damn right it's on you.

Yeah, I know you'll
hold me to it.You got that right.

Yeah, I'm still here
with Adam, but, um...

you better start
wrapping things up.

Copy that, thanks.

Well, you heard the man
it's time to wrap it up.

Not that I wanted to be
here in the first place.

Oh, good... we're gonna to have
that conversation again, huh?

Do you not find it
a little bit crazy

that we're doing all this
just because you had

a feeling
about Adam?

A feeling?

Okay, you're not

in any way interested
in the fact

that Adam resigned from Five-O,
then disappeared,

and now, he just
rejoined the Task Force.

You don't find that sequence
of events suspicious at all?

Maybe I find it a
little suspicious, okay?

Maybe, but the point is that
if I was a human being,

I would sit down,
I would talk to the guy.

I would say,
"Hey, what's going on?"

instead of snooping around
in his underwear drawer,

breaking into his house,
you know?

What do you want
to do, now, Steve?

Rip up the walls?
There's nothing here.

Look, he never explained
what his watch

was doing
at that crime scene.

I'm telling you there's
something we're not seeing.

Okay, all right,
well, I got a question.

Um, if you're so suspicious
of the guy,

why'd you welcome him
back to the team so easily?

I want him where I can
keep an eye on him.

Oh, that makes sense.

That was, uh, quite
the show you put on back there.

Really?

Okay, yeah, it kind
of was.

Thank you.

For?

For checking on me.

I'm starting to really get
what that word 'ohanameans.

Between Uncle Lou,
all you guys at Five-O,

I just really feel like...

feel like
you guys really got me.

I just want you to know
I appreciate it.

Yeah, always.

So...

I kind of need some advice.

Ooh...

boys?

Okay.

What's the tea?

I'm...

kind of feeling one of
the other students in my class.

Uh-huh. You mean Recruit Tanaka?

Damn!

Is it that obvious?

Siobhan.

Okay, fine.

I'll stop fronting.

Thank you.

Everything's been really cool.

He's super sweet.

And... I really love
spending time with him.

But... I don't know.

I'm worried he might be
seeing someone else.

Like, on the side.

Have you had "the talk" yet?

The boyfriend/girlfriend talk?

No.

Not yet, I just...

I don't know what I should do.

Well...

it's normal to feel
insecure when you're first

starting to fall for someone.

That's just part of the deal.

You know, it makes you
feel vulnerable and crazy.

And then,
sometimes...

sometimes it's the best
feeling in the world.

What?

A few nights ago,
I was at his spot,

and...

I noticed he had
two cell phones.

Okay, hmm.

Bat phone.

All right, this one's easy.

Run.

I know, but

Bat phone.

All right,
let... okay.

Let's say that he's
on the up-and-up.

Here's one thing
I know for sure

you have to have a
conversation with him.

Just tell him how you feel.

Tell him that you'd rather
you two not see other people.

Or just ask him about the phone.

'Cause maybe there's some
innocent reason he has it.

The bottom line is...

if you're not on the same page

or he's not giving you the
answer that you're looking for,

then it's early enough
that you can cut bait.

It's better now
than a year from now.

One more, guys!

Hurry up, let's go, let's go!

Hey.

What's up, quick draw?

Listen... there's
kind of something I need

to talk to you about.

Hey, uh, babe,
can we talk about this later?

There's something I need
to take care of right now.

So, we're not gonna
study together?

Uh, you sure that was today?

Pretty sure.

Babe, I'm really sorry.

I-I don't know how I got
mixed up about it.

I promise I'll make it
up to you, okay?

Hey.
Hey.

So, I spoke with Duke.

HPD went out to investigate
that alleged Yakuza

burial site
this morning.

They found three freshly
excavated pits, but no bodies.

They moved the
bodies overnight?

Intel was accurate.

Right, but clearly somebody
tipped off the Yakuza

that HPD would be digging up
that site this morning.

All right, good
work, Quinn.

Stay close to HPD,
keep us posted.

Got it.

Say it, what?

Who do we know who had
access to that information,

and who would've known
about an HPD raid in advance?

Hey, babe, what's up?

Hey, I'm actually
not far from you now.

If you're home,
I could swing by.

Aw, man, I'm actually out
with a friend right now.

But, uh, let me hit you up
when I'm back.

Maybe you could come over then?

Sure.

Can't wait.

There's been talk
of HPD shifting more

resources
to the Wahele district.

You may want to let
your dealers know.
Understand.

Move!

Siobhan, come
back here!

You really shouldn't
have done that.

Leave a message,
I'll call you back.

Again, straight
to voice mail.

Don't assume
the worst, Lou.

She's gonna turn
up, you'll see.

Hey, yo, what's going on?

Bonnie didn't
come home last night.

And before anybody says
I'm overreacting,

and I need to get
my old ass with the times,

she also didn't show up

at the academy this morning.

Okay, and no-no word
from her, nothing?

No phone call, no text, nothing.

Okay?
And apparently,

her phone is switched off,
because every time I call that,

it goes right to voice mail.

This ain't like her, man.

Well, have you tried
her friends?

Yeah. Again, nothing!

I even

got a little crazy this morning,

started calling around
the local hospitals,

which has done nothing
for me, except

grow this increasingly large
pit of anxiety in my stomach.

Lou, maybe she just spent
the night with her boyfriend.

"Boyfriend"?

I'm sorry, I didn't
I just assumed that you knew.

Girl, look at my face!

Ooh.Lou, I just found out yesterday.

Apparently, it's a new thing.

Meaning she hardly
knows the guy?!

Who, well, who in
the hell is this?!

He's a recruit at the academy.

Endo Tanaka.

Let's run a trace
on Siobhan's cell.

See if we can get
a GPS location.

All right, looks
like it was powered down

at 8:07 p.m. last night.

Shortly before that,

it pinged at a tower
in the Manoa district.

Wait a minute, pull
that kid's ID back up.

117 Kalawao Avenue
that's in Manoa.

Yeah, that's right where
Siobhan's phone records

place her
last night.

Okay, so maybe
she visits the boyfriend.

Decides to spend the night,
and, meanwhile,

her-her cell phone
runs out of battery.

Yeah, or it was
switched off.

Siobhan recently discovered

that Endo had
a second cell phone.

A secret one.

She thought he might
be cheating.

I suggested she go over there
and talk to him about it.

And you didn't think to tell me

any of this stuff
yesterday, Tani?

You know what,
fine, fine.

Now this chump can talk to me.

Let's make it happen.

Damn it, Bonnie.

Didn't expect to hear
from you so soon, Noshimuri.

Do you have more
information for me?

That kid I was with a couple
of nights ago, Endo,

said he was your godson
where is he?

I need to talk to him right now.

You really think
you're in any position

to call me up, making demands?

Where is he, Kenji?

I don't know,
but even if I did

What about Siobhan?Who?

Damn it, Kenji, I don't have
time to play games.

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

Siobhan is Captain
Lou Grover's niece.

Apparently, she and Endo
have been dating.

For now,
let's leave aside the fact

that you have a sleeper
enrolled at the academy,

because last night,
Siobhan went missing

shortly after paying
a visit to Endo's house.

So, you can see why it's
urgent that I speak to him.

This is all news to me.

Well, I suggest
you get up to speed.

Locate Endo as soon as possible
and hope to God Siobhan is okay.

Because if we don't
get her back safe and sound,

this alliance,

this deal I made with Ryo?

Everything is off the table.

And there will be
hell to pay for you.

I promise you that!

Hey.

Hey.
I'm...

I-I'm really sorry I didn't tell
you about the boyfriend thing.

Oh, Tani, it's
not your fault.

I'm sorry, I...

I shouldn't have spoken
to you like that.

I was out of line.

I apologize.

You know,
Siobhan's father Mike and I

have been tight
since the fifth grade.

And it wasn't easy,

but he finally

started wrapping his head
around the idea

that this is what Siobhan wants

for her life, you know?

And he's trusting me
to look after her.

When I think about the fact
that I may have to call him

a-and tell him

that his daughter...
Lou.

...is...Lou, don't ever think that.

Do you hear me?

Don't think that.

We're gonna find her.

Lou, Bonnie's
coming home.

All right, so Endo
is officially MIA.

His phone is switched off.

HPD has confirmed
that he's not at home,

and there's no news
on Siobhan.

I spoke to the Academy.
Uh, he's due

for a class at 1100 a.m.

Yeah, assuming he shows.

Tani, do us a favor,
reach out to Duke, make sure

he's got HPD officers standing
by to grab Endo as soon as we

get his location.Yeah, you got it.

HPD just located Siobhan's car. Where?

Parked near the Pamalele Bridge.
Her cell phone

and her purse were found
in the passenger footwell.

Car keys were left
in the ignition.

CSU's doing a full forensic
search of the car as we speak.

They'll reach out to us
as soon as they have

anything that
can help us.

Brought you some
food as well.

You should eat something.

I should eat?

You got me tied to a chair.

Stop pretending like you
give a damn about me, Endo.

Siobhan,
you don't understand, okay?

After what you saw,
I didn't have a choice.

Endo, you have to believe me,
I didn't see anything.

Endo, this ain't you.

Just let me go.

I promise I won't say nothing
to nobody.

I can't take that chance.

The cops, my uncle,

they're probably
already looking for me.

How long do you
think it'll be

before they come
asking questions?

Have you thought about that?

Endo, listen to me.

There's only one thing left
to do here.

Stop trying to get
inside my head!

Why'd you have to go
and ruin everything?

Go on then.

Do what you got to do.

You didn't bring me
out here to kill me.

You brought me here
because you're scared

and you're in
over your head,

but, Endo,
you can trust me.

Whatever it is that you're
wrapped up in, I promise

I've kept my mouth shut
about a lot worse.

Come on, babe,

just untie me
and let's figure this out.

Okay, yeah.

All right.

Endo.

No.

K-Kenji, hey.

What have you done?

I'm sorry. I was,
I was gonna tell you...

That you're dating the niece
of a member of Five-O?

Or that she's missing right now?

The cops are looking for you.

After everything we did
to get you in HPD,

to protect your identity,

you go and do something stupid
like this.

Is she still alive?

Yeah. Yeah, but I-I

She saw me last night with Haru.

She may have heard things,
I don't know.

Where did you take her?

Where is she?

The cabin in Mokuleia.

I'll take care of this now,
you understand?

Yeah. I understand.

Good.

Now here's what I need from you.

Whatever it is you would
normally do today,

do it.

Act like nothing's changed.
Is that clear?

Yes, sir.

Endo,

who was that?

I'm really sorry.

No.

Endo, don't leave me.

Endo!

Hey.

CSU just finished looking
into Siobhan's car.

It's clean for blood
and foreign DNA.

What do you guys got?

Uh, yeah, good news.

HPD intercepted Endo
en route to the Academy.

Okay, yeah. That's-that's
good news. Where is he now?

Downstairs. Steve and Lou
are about to question him.

We pinged
your phone last night,

a quarter mile from your place.

You already admitted Siobhan
came to see you last night.

You really expect me to believe

you don't know where she went
after she saw you?

I really don't know.

Captain Grover,
I know you're upset, but...

Oh, do you now?
Do you? I'm...Lou. Lou.

I'm good.

Why don't you tell us

what happened when Siobhan
came to your place last night?

Siobhan calls me,

says she wants to talk.

Truth is, things haven't been
going really well for us

the last couple weeks.

I put up a front
for as long as I could,

but last night,

I ended it.

You know, things,
they just weren't working out.

I did it as gently
as I possibly could.

Now, Siobhan, she didn't take it
so well. She cried.

She cr...
A lot.

You know, she was
distraught when she left

my place. I...

Obviously, I offered
to drive her home,

but she refused.

Yeah, I figured
she just needed some time.

But now I-I'm hearing

she's-she's gone missing?

I'm really worried.

You don't think
she hurt herself, do you?

Over your punk ass?

Boy, choose
your next words

really carefully. All right, look,

if everything you're saying
is the truth,

where were you this morning?
Why was your phone off?

I go for a run every morning
along the Manana Ridge Trail.

There's no service
up there anyway,

so I turn my off phone
to save battery.

Mm-hmm. How about that
second phone, though?

Yeah, you know
what I'm talking about.

That second phone,
the phone Siobhan saw you with

when you thought she wasn't
looking, what about that phone,

you turn that
one off, too?

I don't have another phone.

All right.

Just sit tight, Endo.

We're gonna vet your story.

Of course. Yo, all I care about
is Bonnie's safety.

Bonn Hey!

You think I'm buying
any of this cock-and-bull story

about you breaking up
with my niece

like you were putting
your damn dog to sleep,

you little
son of a bitch?

Let me find out you lying
about that phone.

I swear
on everything,

I'll bring it back here
and stick it

where it don't come out!Lou, hey!

You little
son of a bitch.

Lou, so HPD is still canvassing
the area where they found

Siobhan's car. So far,
they've come up empty.

They also sent divers to dredge

the canal, but
Lou, hey, hey,

it's only because of where
the car was found, okay?

It's protocol
in these situations.

Good news is they haven't
found anything yet,

and they're
not going to.

I don't believe

one word out of that lying
little son of a bitch's mouth.

The location they found
Siobhan's car is

all the proof I need
that he's mixed up in this.

Why else would he try
to make me think

that Siobhan
might've killed herself?

Because he parked
her car himself

at that location to give
that exact impression.

All right, Lou, uh,

we also, uh,
ran his phone.

He, um, apparently powered it
off last night at 8:05,

which is around the same time

that Siobhan's phone
was powered off.

Well, that's interesting
'cause he just told us

he turned his phone off this
morning when he went for a run.

Because he thinks
he's smart.

He shut down his phone
the same time

he shut Siobhan's phone down

because he didn't want
anybody tracking where

he was taking her.

All right, Lou, look, everything
you're saying makes sense,

but you know as well as I do
we don't have enough

on this kid
to charge him with yet.

What about that second phone?

That second phone that Bonnie
saw him with? What're we do

We doing anything
about that at all?

HPD tore the house up. Quinn and
Tani are still looking, though.

Take it that wasn't
the first time you've done that.

Oh, yeah, I used to lock my keys
in the car a lot.

Okay, Endo, let's see
what we've got.

You know, I thought having
two cell phones meant

that this guy was just a player.

No idea it could be
something darker.

Well, let's hope
your first instinct was right.

I don't know.
I mean, I saw them together,

and they were, like,
totally flirty, you know,

how people are when
they first start dating,

they're super into each other.

So no indication
they were on the rocks?

Exactly.

I got nothing.

Well, bad guys tend to be
pretty creative

when they're hiding things
in a car.

Oh.

Well, what do you know?

Nice to finally see
a friendly face.

Forget prison.

If anything happens to Siobhan,
you're as good as dead.

You're not in a position
to make threats, Noshimuri,

just keep your mouth shut,
this all goes away soon enough.

What does that mean?

Means it's being taken care of.

You told Kenji where she is?

Listen to me

very carefully, Endo,
'cause I'm only gonna ask once.

Where's Siobhan?

If I don't tell you, then what?

Are you gonna tell your friends
how we know each other?

How do you think
that's gonna work out for you?

Boss, you're gonna want
to take a look at this.

Tani, what is it?

Just ran Endo's secret burner
and things got interesting fast.

Several of the numbers came back
to individuals in the system.

All of these gentlemen have
one thing in common.

They all have ties
to the Yakuza.

Is it taken care of?

You better hope not.

I have your godson
in the trunk of my car.

I'm taking him to a nice,
secluded spot in the jungle

where he's
gonna dig himself a hole.

Then I'm gonna put a bullet
in his head and bury him.

That would be a big mistake.

One that you would pay for
with your life.

Yeah, well, in case you haven't
been paying attention, Kenji,

I'm not afraid of much
these days.

What do you want?

An exchange.

Endo for Siobhan.

Or your godson's blood
will be on your hands.

Here's good.

Yeah?

Okay.

Change of plans.

What the hell
would make him do this?

How do you explain that?

I obviously can't.

It doesn't make sense.

Well, there's got to be
a reason why he did it.

Because he's involved.

He's working for the Yakuza now.
I'm calling Adam.

It's him.

What are you doing, man?

Lou, listen to me.
I'm going to get Siobhan back,

but to do that
I have to give them Endo.

So you just took him?!

You didn't think to loop us in
on your little plan?

That's my niece's life
you're playing with!

Trust me, I'm aware.

Look, it had to be done
this way.

They'll only deal with me.

If they even suspect Five-O
is involved,

they won't hesitate, Lou
they'll kill her.

But that's not going to happen.

I'm going to text you
where to meet me.

By the time
you make it out there,

I'll have her back safely.

You better.I know.

Look, you know

I've had my doubts about
Adam for a while now.

But if he says he has a plan,
my gut says he's gonna deliver.

Well, I'm gonna tell you
just like I told him.

He better.
'Cause if he's

mixed up in any of this, or
if Siobhan ends up getting hurt

because of this move
he just made,

I'm telling you, hand to God,

he ain't comin'
out of them damn woods.

She walks first.

Out to the middle.
Then I send him.

Right now!

Siobhan, walk.

You lucked out, kid.
She's alive,

so you get to live, too.

Now, walk.
And do not stop.

That's Siobhan,
just keep walking.

Come on.

Right around here's
where Adam told me...

to meet him.

Lou.

Bonnie!

Bonnie!

Uncle Lou!

Uncle Lou.

Oh, thank God.

Thank God.

Hey.

You listen to me.

The next time you decide

to go out
and get yourself a boyfriend,

you tell me...
so I can check him out

and see if he's good enough

for my niece.

I love you so much.

I love you, Uncle Lou.

Let's go.

You all right?

Yeah, good boy.

Yo.

Hey. You want some coffee?

No. I feel like I'm a hundred.
I got to hydrate first.

What, uh,
what's going on with breakfast?

Not much. You're late, so
I gave your breakfast to Eddie.

I'd say that that's funny, but
I don't think you're kidding.

Do I look like
I'm kidding?
No.

This is not my joking face.
I just got a call from the Duke.

They did a deep dive
into Endo's time at the academy.

That kid, while he was there,
hacked into

HPD's central database.
They're still trying

to figure out how much data
was actually compromised.

Ah. Well, you know,
uh, what this means, right?

Yeah, I do.
Endo could be the reason

the Yakuza is up on us knowing
about that burial ground.

Could be.
You-you still think that Adam,

after what he did
getting Siobhan out of there,

you think that he's still
working with those people?

You can grunt once for yes
or twice for no.

What, y-you're quite

the conversationalist
this morning.

I'm better off talking
to the dog. No disrespect,

Eddie.

Do me a favor,
don't eat my breakfast

next time, huh?Do mea favor,

don't shame my dog.I'm not shaming your dog.

I'm cooking you eggs, all right?

Thank you. You don't
have to do that.

But if you're gonna do it,
I'll take scrambled.

And I'd like...And a little burnt, right?

Thank you.
You're welcome.

Well, I got a...
text from my contractor.

He, uh, he told me
everything's going...

going good over at the house.

Well, that's good.Yeah.

I got the floorboards back in,
running water.

It's livable.

Mm-hmm. Good.

So I could probably get out
of your space soon if...

They paint it yet?

Any paint?

They didn't paint it yet, no.

No paint?Mm-mm.

Furniture?

Storage.Don't be crazy, all right?

You're not gonna live in there
with workmen running around.

Just stay here. Stay
for another couple of weeks.

You can stay here as long
you want, you know that, right?

Thank you.
I appreciate that.

You're welcome.

I'll stay,
maybe to hang out with Eddie,

so he's not so lonely, 'cause
you're not very good company.

You know, uh,

the eggs, um,
you-you could burn 'em

without cremating them,
you know what I mean?

You could keep a little fluff.

You get what you get,
and you don't get upset.

I know, but I'm gonna be upset
if you ruin my eggs.Why don't you come

and cook your own eggs?No, I want you
to cook the eggs

like you said you were...I think I'm regretting
that decision now.

The hell's the matter with you?The matter with me?
What's the matter with you?

Why are you such a maniac?You're a maniac.

You're a maniac.
You're a maniac.
I'm a maniac?

Can I have bacon?

No bacon for you.
Why not?

'Cause I don't... it's not a bacon day.

You really are a maniac.

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