Haven (2010–2015): Season 4, Episode 6 - Countdown - full transcript

Knowing the moment of your death isn't as thrilling as one might think, as several Haven residents are soon to learn. Audrey, Nathan and Duke must solve this trouble before the clock runs out.

Previously on “Haven "...

Why are you in such a hurry
to have me leave Haven?
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Tell me what the big secret is.

Come on, Duke.
I know you have one.

Don't touch me!

And I am doing you a favor
by not sharing it.

I can't touch anything.

I don't want to live like this anymore.

17. That's how many people
have died because of the troubles

since I shot Howard,

and I think about them
with every breath I take.



The troubles haven't ended.

Killing me is the only way now.

Please, Audrey.

I'm not killing anyone.

My name is Lexie.

You know I'm not her, right?

You're a completely different person,
and I don't want you.

I want you to be Audrey again.

You and her, you had something.

It's complicated.

You seem pretty ballsy to me.

You jumped out of that barn
and went down in that basement.

I guess I'm just having a hard time
believing that you were scared.

Isn't that right, Audrey?



Damn it, Duke.

Yeah. It's me.

- DUKE: Coffee?
- Please.

Are you testing me?

I don't like milk.

It's not milk.

I know you're Audrey.

Mm, Baileys.

I know you're Duke.

Okay, let me ask you a question.

You land in that field,

you realize that if anyone
figures out that you're Audrey,

that they'll -- they'll kill Nathan.

So you decide to pretend to be
the person you were in the barn.

- Lexie?
- I like it.

- It rhymes with “sexy.“
- Yes, it does.

So here's my question though.

I mean, how do you do Lexie
when you're really Audrey?

We're gonna need a hell of a lot
more than Baileys to answer that.

You see, like that.
That's a really Lexie thing to say.

I'm Audrey, all right?
I really am.

The same Audrey that helps
people with troubles,

and the same Audrey
who went to Colorado with you.

But unlike Sarah or Lucy,
I remember Lexie, okay?

Like a dream, or remembering
some kind of fantasy of yourself.

You can't tell him that I'm Audrey.

He wants to end the troubles,
and he has that plan, and he's...

Just promise me
that you won't tell him.

- I promise.
- Thank you.

But...

He's gonna figure it out.

Why does he have to do that?

Because when you care
about somebody, you can't --

They can't --

Look, I'm just telling you,
he's gonna figure it out.

You need to stay away from him.

That's kind of impossible.

The Guard wants us to work together,
and that was your idea.

Look, for today, you just keep him
from figuring out that you're Audrey,

and I'll keep The Guard
from killing him.

In here.

Hey, Lexie.

Uh, hey.

I brought, uh, coffee.

I don't know what you like,
so, um...

Spiked. I like it spiked.

Oh, right.

- At 10:00 a.m.
- Yeah.

- You know, next time, I'll...
- Yeah.

We got a call,
so it's a possible trouble.

- We should go.
- You know what? I can't.

I can't.

Why not?

Well, apparently,
when your Audrey disappeared,

the department,
they cleared all of her paperwork,

so now, I got to go back down there
and just, like, fill it all out again.

- I don't know. Um...
- I do.

I gots to get paid, all right?

Especially if I'm gonna be a cop.

She gets to get paid
so she can pay the rent.

That too.

Not runnin' a charity here.

I'll just, you know,
help you from the command post.

I'll say things like,
"10-4," and, "Copy that,“

and, like, ea! donuts and stuff.

Nathan, just let her go
to the cop shop, you know?

Yeah.

You and I will take the call.

What are you doing?

Look, The Guard's not gonna be
happy you're working without her.

Dwight's in Cleave's Mills
cleaning up some mess.

You're...

You're gonna need somebody
to watch your back here.

Thanks.

Okay.

[Sighs]

[Whistles]

Look at this place.

Duke can decorate?
Who knew?

Duke would be pissed
if he knew I brought you here.

Don't tell him.

Okay, I won't.

Wade, you know what happens
if you touch me, right?

Yes.

But I'm willing to give it a try.

Not my kind of pain.

Then what are we doing here?

I needed to know
that I could trust you.

I'm gonna tell you a secret.

It's the reason your brother
wants you out of Haven.

You're special, Wade.

Your father gave you and Duke
a powerful gift.

You could end the troubles.

Me?

I thought it was Audrey...

Or Lexie,
or whatever the hell she is.

No, she's actually
more the problem, really.

You could be the solution.

Would you like that?

Very much.

Then I need you to help me
with a few things.

And if you do,
I'll show you your real power.

Deal?

Deal.

I have my intern
helping your uniform,

and no more cops,

or you're gonna turn this trouble
into a roadside attraction.

And that never helps.

Where's Lucassi?

He split in the middle of the night.
Took the neighbor's cats with him.

- He finally snapped.
- Hey, you know what?

After being in this town,
I took a job at Club Med Ixtapa.

They regretted the “all you can drink“
option, I'll tell you.

It's Gloria.
She worked with my dad.

Yep.
They took me out of mothballs.

I like mothballs compared to this.

All right, Seth Hughes, 25,
running errands,

walks out of the bakery
with a dozen muffins

and gets rigor mortis.

Yes, normally that happens
after death, but in Haven...

Look at that.

It's like the actin and myosin
in his cells went bonkers.

Bunkers?

Yeah, it's a medical term.

You're a cop?

Consultant.

I bought weed from you.

Yeah, I was...

...undercover.

Mm-hmm.

Well, as soon as intern
can do this job alone,

I'm putting my house on the market.

I know her.

That's Vickie.

Intern's troubled.

She's the one who does
the voodoo drawings.

Yeah, I keep her away
from the paper work.

Anyway, we'll take Mr. Hughes.

Just go with,
"stroke, then he hit his head.“

Oh, I like her.

The witnesses are all saying
the same thing.

Victim just kept staring at his phone.

Staring at his phone? Why?

Like he was getting
text messages he didn't like.

We got a troubled person

who can send text messages
that do this?

Haven in the digital age.

Let's find that phone.

Jordan.

Hello, Vince.

What are you doing
in this part of town?

Shoe shopping

- Jordan.
- Really, Vince?

There's a part of Haven so bad,
I can't go?

Jordan, stop!

I know you want the troubles to end,

but there are forces at play here
you don't understand.

And you do?

Not completely, no.

But in my considerable experience,

I think waiting for Lexie
to fall in love with Nathan, and then...

Her killing him?

Yes.

Her killing him is our best plan.

Not the one you're hatching.

- Excuse me?
- Oh, please.

You're duping Wade Crocker
into activating his family trouble.

You think all the troubles
are Lexie's trouble,

and if Wade kills Lexie,
all the troubles will end.

Well, you're wrong.

Vince, do you realize
what I've been through?

Those people lied to me, used me,

and I fell in love with Nathan.

All I want is for this madness to end.

I know.

And I'm doing everything
in my power to end them.

- Do you believe that?
- Yes.

But I can't wait anymore.

[Somber folk music]

Thanks for your time.

Detective,
the victim was carrying these.

Still Waters School.

- What's that?
-It's a new private school.

Some parents approached me

and said if my son Dylan was clean,
he could go there.

- Clean?
- No troubles.

Told them we're not interested.

Dylan just made the tennis team
at Haven Junior High.

He's got a doubles match
in 112 hour-.

He's doin' fine there.

See what else you can find out
about this school.

Okay.

Schools excluding troubled kids.

That's a new one.

Well, the troubles
used to last a couple years,

then people would get
a couple decades off.

Now there's no end in sight.

Excuse me, Detective.

We found the phone.

It was under the body.

The one that sends killer texts?

Do you want?

All you, buddy.

Yeah.

Thanks.

MAN: Tater, we've got
some detectives

need some technical assistance
at a crime scene.

Come in, please.

10-4, I'm on my way.

Hey, I've been robbed.

At least finish taking
my statement, please.

I'm sorry, sir. Department
needs me at a crime scene.

You can finish your statement
at the station.

Right.

It's probably one
of "those" crime scenes.

This town is ridiculous!

You can't just take off
in the middle of my statement!

Oh, it's because -- it's because
of the troubled people, isn't it?

I'm sick and tired...

Okay. Thanks for your help.

According to Maine Cellular,

this phone wasn't connected
to anyone at the time of death.

That's weird.

All right, get it back
to the station, Tater.

See what you can pull off
the SIM card.

Keep it off.

Later, Tater.

I talked to some moms.
Seth was getting supplies.

Still Waters School's
having a meeting

to get parents to commit
to sending their kids there.

And commit to dividing up the town.

So someone killed Seth
to try to stop this meeting?

A bit excessive.

Remember the rev?

He wanted all the troubled dead.

Tater, get goin'.

Tater!

What's he doin?

Tater, what are you...

The phone.

I thought it was off.

How did he gel a text message?

You see where he's staring?

That thing gets texts, too.

So you're saying
that whoever's doing this

sent him a text on purpose?

This was a hit on a cop?

Maybe.

Call this in, use your radio,

get everyone to stop
using their phones.

Get a name and number

for everyone with a visual
on this location, okay?

Then meet us
at Still Waters School.

Phone.

MY Phone.

Don't answer it.

Don't. What are you...

it's not a text-.

- Fishing buddy.
- Really?

Well, import-export fishing.

Look, whatever.
I'll meet you at the car.

This trouble, it just got Tater.

Tater was killed?

Yeah, it's a weird one.

Okay, where are you?
I'm coming down there.

No. No, look, Audrey,
just help us from the station, okay?

Find out about
this Still Waters School,

or I'm telling you,
Nathan's gonna figure out it's you.

I can't avoid him forever,
all right, Duke?

Besides, what about the deal
that you made with The Guard?

Look, since when doesn't
The Guard want me dead?

Look, I still think
this is our very best bad plan.

Give me the names.

Okay, the first dead guy
was Seth Hughes, 25.

We think he worked
for Still Waters School.

Uh, hi.

I've been told I need a permit
to put on a fireworks show.

Here, here, all this side,

here, here, here,
and right there.

- Need a pen?
- Nope, got one. Thanks.

So I can just fill this out here?

Just find a desk.

Thank you.

[Phone beeps off]

I don't think
you should be in here, cowboy.

Um, sorry. Just looking
for a place to write.

Waiting area.

Right, okay. Sure.

You're Lexie, is that right?

I'm Wade Crocker,
Duke's brother.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Well, anyway, okay, waiting.

Waiting area.

Waiting area, yeah.

Think we should call Lexie
and tell her to meet us here?

No. She's probably
already at the station

halfway through her paper work.

Let's just let her
get her bearings, you know?

Besides, this...
I don't know.

This trouble's pretty dangerous
for a newbie, don't you think?

I heard Jennifer
went to pick up her stuff.

Well, I guess.

What's up with you and her?

What's up with you asking?

I just -- I remember
what you said that day

outside the barn about Audrey.

I was kind of hoping
you'd forget about that.

You said you loved her, Duke.

You said you loved Audrey.

[Sighs]

Yeah.

It's okay.

Just want to make sure you keep
an eye on Lexie when I'm gone.

- Nathan, listen...
- Hey, Audrey's gone.

We both lost her.

Whoever she is now, I just want
to know you'll take care of her.

I'm gonna end the troubles, Duke.

I know you will.

Come on.
Let's go talk to this principal.

So Seth didn't have a stroke?

It was a trouble.

Someone else's.

Exactly why we're doing
what we're doing.

And what are you doing?

Protecting my children,
my family.

Yes, I want my kids to go
to a trouble-free school.

I don't apologize for that.

How many people know about this?

I had to get the word out.

In fact, they should
be arriving soon, so...

- That's really weird.
- What?

What is?

Is it a text?

No. See that?
My phone...

Computer, my watch.

No. What about 'em?

They're all counting down
together in unison.

I don't see it.

It's as clear as day.

Eight seconds.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Don't touch him.

I wasn't planning on it.

Okay, honey.
Just keep me updated.

Oh, my God.
Another one?

Yeah.

I'm gonna need you
posted at this door.

Send any parents
who come to the meeting home.

Might need to stay a while.

Okay.

Dylan just said
his doubles match can't start.

The scoreboard just broke.

- What's wrong with it?
- I don't know.

He thinks it's fine,

but the coach says
it just keeps counting down.

Clock's ticking.

Let's go.

- Coach.
- Budget cuts.

This is what you get.

You know, I had to fix
our video camera

with my own money.

Coach, what's wrong
with the scoreboard?

Well, it won't stop counting down.

Look at it. See?
Just counts down.

Uh, look at my phone.

Is my phone counting down, too,
like the scoreboard?

Yeah.

What do you know
about Still Waters School?

Are they in our division?

No.

How much time is left?

9:14, 9:13.

The video camera now.

How about here?

I see it everywhere.

What's going on?

You're making a terrible mistake.

If I end the troubles,
people might disagree.

Jordan.

In 1981, the troubles
came back in June.

I remember because my friend and I were umpiring a
little league game

and the pitcher
threw his arm out, literally.

It was a God-awful summer.

Lucy hadn't showed up yet,

and the troubles
were happening unabated.

My wife's family
had a horrific trouble.

Painful, brutal.

And I was terrified that my wife
was gonna get it, too,

so I tried to protect her
the only way I could,

with my friend, Simon Crocker.

I activated Simon
with my own blood.

You?

Yes.

Nobody knows that.

I asked him to kill my father-in-law,

and he did what I asked.

Years later, with Lucy's help,
I had to kill Simon Crocker.

I didn't want my wife to be troubled,
to become a monster,

but what I did?

It was worse than the troubles.

I became the monster.

Sure Duke isn't coming back?

I lojacked his car.

There's some amazing technology
out there.

And as requested,
two camera pens, audio-equipped,

one on Nathan's desk,
the other in the bullpen.

- Impressive.
-It is.

But watching?

This is dull.

I do know
how we could kill some time.

You're persistent.

You think it'll work?

Let's try.

How you doing?

Good.

Feel any pain?

Good.

Well, hello, Lexie.

- Oh, no.
- Wade, listen to me.

I want to do this,

and if we end the troubles,
we won't need rubber gloves.

Unless we want them.

But right now,
we have to focus.

You better be worth it.

And you have to tell me
how I can end the troubles.

All right.

You've earned this.

You are special, Wade.

If you get the blood
of a troubled person on you,

it changes you.

You get stronger.

Much stronger.

How do I get troubled blood on me?

It's up to you, really.

Duke did this?

Oh, yes.

MAN: Excuse me. I was robbed.
I need to report a crime.

I need you to help me.

NATHAN: I'm sorry.
I'll be right with you.

MAN: What? This is ridiculous.
Why do I pay my taxes?

Do I have to be troubled
to get some help?

Calm down, please.
Just wait in the waiting room.

LEXIE: Three victims?
Why'd it take you so long to call?

It happened really fast.

Okay, so I-I put away all the clocks,
just like you asked.

No, not just clocks.
Anything with a digital screen.

They all count down.

Okay, so you're thinking that
if he can't see the countdown then...

Maybe it won't happen.

All the other victims,
they -- they -- they saw it happen.

Look, he only has,
like, a minute left.

35 seconds.

The thermometer.

Wait, you can see it?

- Yeah.
- Great.

Then you and the lucky guy
counting down are the only ones.

Have a seat.

You don't see anything
counting down now, right?

No, no, but on the way here
I saw everything.

The gas pump, the bank sign.

Actually, I kind of liked
the gas pump.

Much better than $4.99.

But nothing now, right?

No, nothing n...

[Coach gasps]

Um, we got a problem.

You mean, other than
the petrified man?

Yeah, we got
a much bigger problem.

Can anyone see this?

- See what?
- This.

- No.
-It's counting down.

Can you see it?

Me.

I can see it.

It means you're next.

How much time?

15:27, 26.

Okay, so your countdown started
the exact second that his stopped.

So they go in some sort of order.

- They're all about 15 minutes.
- It's like a queue.

It's like when one ends,
the next one begins.

So I joined the queue
right after coach.

- Why?
- Okay.

Where -- where have we been
since -- since we met the coach?

The school, the tennis office,
streets, parking lot, here.

I really wish
you were Audrey right now.

She's good at this stuff.

Damn. That's a bad deal.

This town needs me
to end the troubles.

Can you rewind this?
I think I saw something.

Stop.
Who is that?

I heard them talking.
He was robbed.

Hit play-

I was robbed!
I need to get my stuff back!

- Lock-up. Do you mind?
-No, wait!

Look, there.
You see the clock?

He's the troubled guy.

it's him.

Look, if this was an attack
on Still Waters School,

then why go after the coach
from Haven Junior High School?

Why you?

Maybe it's not an attack
on the school directly.

In the car on the way over here,

where else did the coach
say he's been?

Parent meetings, locker room,
pick up the video camera.

Did you say video camera?

Yeah, he -- he said he had
to get it repaired to --

to film the kids practicing
their -- their -- their serves, or...

Lexie, it's not a camera or a phone.
We've been down that road.

No, Paul Krebs Electronics.
He was robbed this morning.

That's what Tater
was investigating, right?

Krebs was in here earlier.

He was filing a report
when you guys got back.

- What, that guy?
-Yes.

Paul Krebs!

You call Tatum "Tater"?

Krebs said that he had to count
to 1,000 when the robber escaped,

so that would be,
like, what, 15 minutes,

that he was supposed to sit there
just motionless, all right?

That -- that's the kind of thing
that starts a trouble, right?

He's setting a 15-minute
time clock on people

that leaves them motionless
when it ends.

That's the kind of thing
that causes a trouble?

Yeah.

Audrey?

Yes.

Parker?

Yeah.

- Parker.
- Yeah.

It's always been me, Nathan.

Yeah.

Why didn't you tell me?

Because people wanted me
to shoot you if I was Audrey.

Yeah, but when we were alone.

You wanted me to shoot you.

He's gone.

You knew?

Okay, we've got eight minutes
to find Paul Krebs.

I figured it out.

When?

The first day.

- What...
- Nathan, we don't have time for this.

And you didn't say anything to me?

After everything?

I was trying to keep you alive.

I don't want you to keep me alive.
I want to end the troubles.

You should want that, too.

You're right. I should.

Pisses me off that I don't.

Paul's Electronics
is on Camp Street.

We got to go.

- We need to go.
- Yeah.

- Paul?
- Paul?

- Paul?
- He's no! back there.

You won't find him.
I made sure of that.

Jordan, we're running out of time.

I know, Audrey.

I heard everything.

We bugged the office.

And I had a whole new plan
to end the troubles,

but now that I know
that you're Audrey,

we can go back to the original plan,
the sure thing.

Kill him.

No.

No, and I'm not Audrey.

Slop lying to me!

Jordan, you need
to tell us where he is.

Shoot me,
and you'll never find him.

Don't you gel it?

What's Nathan have left?
Four minutes?

At least make it count
for something, and kill him.

End the troubles.

Four minutes.

Audrey.

We can end the troubles forever,
right now.

Hey.

I know what Agent Howard said,
all right?

But we've spent our lives
doing impossible things.

Now we just have to do another.

I'm not ending the troubles
by killing you.

Paul.

Paul Krebs!

Where's the troubled guy?

Wade, get out of here.

You're helping her?

Actually, she's helping me.

Showing me
the Crocker family secret.

- Wade, you don't want that.
- Yes, I do.

Wade, things have changed.

Things have changed?

Troubled people giving me power?
That's changed?

I have a better way
to end the troubles now.

Okay, listen,
he's got to be here.

Slop, or I'll shoot.

No, you won't, Jordan.

You're not gonna
shoot me or Nathan,

because then,
you don't get what you want.

So put the damn gun down!

He's here!

Paul?

Paul.

Oh.

Where are you going?

To get some of his blood.

To get what you've had all along.

No, you're not.

Damn you, Duke.

Yeah, I think that happened
a long time ago.

I am trying to protect you, Wade.

Wade!

- You have a problem.
- You think?

I get ripped off,
the cops ignore me,

and then this crazy bitch
takes me hostage,

and she really hurts.

Listen, you're troubled.

What?

You keep putting a countdown clock
on people.

When it counts down to zero,
they harden, and they --

they die, okay?

He has -- he has two minutes.

And if you keep that clock running,

she'll have to kill him,
and we're all cured.

Shut up, Jordan!

No more troubles.

- Do you want to get shot?
- Duke.

Nathan, she's trying to kill you.

Jordan just wants the troubles
to end. So do I.

This isn't Jordan's fault,
so don't -- don't shoot her.

Listen, after you were robbed,
those guys from the school,

they wanted
their electronics back, right?

Coach wanted his camera.

I ignored you
when you tried to report it.

You've been putting
a countdown clock

on anyone who's slowing you down-.

But why?
Slowing you down for what?

You said you were robbed,
but I don't see anything missing.

All right?
What did they take?

A bracelet.

I was gonna give it
as a birthday present today.

50 seconds, Parker.

Was it for her?

- Yes. Ellie.
- Is that your girlfriend?

No. She's just a friend.

But you want her to be more.

- Don't you?
- That's it.

- You need to call her.
- No, no.

I can't call her on her birthday,
and have nothing but me. No.

Be honest.
Tell her how you feel.

30 seconds, Parker.
We're out of time.

You...

Call her now.

-15 seconds.
- Okay, shh.

Audrey, this is our last chance!

- Ask her to coffee, okay?
- I can't.

Yes, you can.
Just talk to her.

- Hello?
- Happy Birthday.

Oh, hi, Paul.

I was wondering
if you wanted to go for coffee?

Oh.

Um...

Well...

Well, that would be really nice, Paul.

- When?
-It stopped.

How about 10 minutes?
Black House Cafe?

Uh, yeah, I'll -- I'll be there.

I'm going for coffee.

Thank you so much, you guys.
I'm gonna lock up, okay?

Wade!

[ Gasping ]

I'll call him an ambulance.

[Moaning]

It's okay.

Drop the knife.

Damn it, Wade.
You shouldn't have done that.

You're not the only special
Crocker anymore.

- That was stupid.
- Why?

Because now I can
end the troubles, too?

Wade.

Hey.

- Wait.
- Out of the way!

Nathan, wait.

Let me go after him.

He just stabbed that guy.

This is my fault.
He doesn't know what he's doing.

I'm asking you. Please.

Let me deal with Wade.

Wade!

Wade is activated?

I tried to stop it, but...

You were right, Vince.

I've been letting this town...

...make me into a monster.

What happened to your wife?

Found out what I did,

hated me for it, left me.

Some couples
are never meant to be.

And some couples are.

What?

Nothing.

I'm just...

I'm leaving Haven.

I need a new start.

The doctor said
that Paul's gonna make it.

Hopefully, Ellie visits him
in the hospital.

Yeah, just the fact that he made
that phone call to her, you know?

I think that'll keep
his trouble at bay.

That was great.

It's like a phone company
commercial in Haven.

Yeah. Reach out
and unfreeze someone.

Sorry.

See, that's the kind of terrible joke
that I missed, Parker.

Yeah, well, I know my audience.

I'm glad you're back.

Why?

Hm?

Why are you glad
to have me back?

What do you mean?

Never mind.

Are you mad at me?

- No.
- You're mad at me.

You told Paul to be honest
and you're lying to me?

You've been lying to me.

Because I made a decision
to go into the barn

and end the troubles, Nathan.

And then you shot Agent Howard.
You screwed it all up,

Audrey, I couldn't let you go.

Right. Exactly.

And now I have to be the one
to kill you.

I have to let you go.

And I won't do it.

I'm sorry, I --

I made a deal with The Guard.

They're not gonna find out who I am.

This will never be their decision.

Okay, but I thought
maybe it was mine.

Well, you're wrong, Nathan.

Because...

I love you.

So that makes this my decision.

Since I'm leaving Haven tomorrow,
I -- I just wanted to say good-bye.

Oh.

I thought maybe you wanted
to celebrate my new talent.

Maybe?

I don't think that would be
a good idea now.

No?

Okay.

So how do I end all the troubles?

I was wrong.

I don't think you can.

Really?

You don't want to tell me.

My plan wouldn't have worked.

It was a mistake,
and I'm sorry, Wade.

No, it's okay.

Really.

You shouldn't need to apologize.

Actually, I'm the one
that should be thanking you.

When that troubled blood
landed on me,

it felt like molten lava
coursing through my veins.

For the first time,
I realized why I'm here.

It was incredible.

No! You bastard!

What was the plan?

No! No!

Tell me. What was the plan?

No! I'm done being a monster.

Yeah, that is what you are.

No!

Aah!
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