Harina (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Episode #1.1 - full transcript

Let's get
the presentation started.

Isabel, to the front.

José, please, stop playing.
Did you finish the exercise?

Silence, please.

Silence students.

Please be quiet a student
is going to speak.

My dad is my hero.

Every day he goes to work

to make Mexico City
a safer place.

Now we're talking, assholes.

Shit, damn Prieto!



Make your finest face, asshole.

What are you laughing at?
Spread your legs, come on!

Let's see, no, man,
this isn't enough.

What else do you have?

Amazing, asshole.

Damn.

Freeze!

Sit, prick!

One for you,
one for Dali, two for me.

You're crazy, Prieto!

Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a hero here.

Lieutenant Prieto!

You're my hero, man, my hero.

I'm lucky
because my dad is my hero.



Basurto...

Lieutenant Prieto.

Bravo!

The star is here!

You rock!
You're the best!

Where can I see your movie?

Ok, stop it, man, that video
was posted 3 days ago,

get to work or do something.

It's impossible when we have
a great star like you

here at the station,
right, Prieto?

Hey, Prieto, there's
good stuff here,

real good stuff,
sign here, ok?

Come on, yes, sign them, ok?

I'll clean them later
with my tongue, look.

-What? Weren't you family?
-Yes, we are.

I think you look good
in the video, Lieutenant.

"I think you look good
in the video..."

Thanks.

Stop looking like that, Prieto,
you'll have something good,

you and the Mexican Police,
maybe the Major

likes the publicity.

Lieutenant Prieto,
my office, right now.

Or not...

You too, Rookie Rodríguez.

-Sir, officer Ramírez, sir.
-For the love of God, officer,

this is not the army,
don't be stupid.

50 million people watched you
snort a line, Prieto.

56, Major.

Why don't we do something?

Let's go to
a posh restaurant nearby,

let's order French Fondue,

a Chilean wine,
we have a laugh

and then you take me home...

and have sex with me!
It's obvious that what you want

is to have sex with me, asshole.

No, no, it's not, Major.

This is the last thing we needed
here at the Police Station.

We can use
the fake news strategy.

We say it's fake news,

well, it's worked before.

The only fake thing here is
the fact that you two are cops.

Major, sorry,

but I really think that

what happens in that video
is not my fault,

nor the fact that it became
viral, and less

of the reproachable attitude
of Lieutenant Prieto.

-No...
-Nothing is your fault?

You've been here for a week and
your face with your scared eyes

are stamped in that
video that everybody watched.

Yes, Major,
but this was my first mission.

What did you expect me to do?
The Lieutenant is my superior.

Negative, Jiménez, from now on,
he will be your partner.

What?

-Me?
-No, no, no, no.

Major, please, no,
whoever you want, but...

No, I can't work with a woman.

Major, you know that...

I don't like faking the payroll,

and that will end up happening.

Major, how do you expect me
to work in narcotics,

with someone who clearly has

-serious drug problems?
-Hey!

-Ok, sorry, but...
-No Narcotics.

From now on, you two
will patrol the Upper Side.

No...

-No, no, no. How...?
-Hello?

-Tell me, yes. I'll be there.

If I hear that
you left that area,

I'll go to your house,
and take you gun and badge.

Are we clear?

Yes, sir.

Major, chief... not the
upper side, whatever you want,

look, I'll do anything,
but not the upper side!

Hell!

How bad can that place be?

I've been in horrible places
when I was in Puebla.

What Puebla? What Puebla?
The upper side has no law,

policemen are at the bottom,
at the end, at the bitter end

of the food chain.

We're going to hell, Ramírez,
to hell.

Damn.

-Hey, hey, hey.
-Hey, hey, hey.

Now!

-Finally!
-Let's get out of here.

My God!

-Let's go, Ramírez!
-My boot!

-Here, have this shit.
-What? Me?

Yes. Let's go!

My beautiful thing!

You're a lost case, baby!

Thank you, Lieutenant...

Prieto.
Are you new here?

Right, yes,
we will be patrolling the area,

Officer Ramírez and I,
from now on.

Nice to meet you.

You know, Lieutenant?
I'll have a bath in my bathtub.

And my bathtub is huge,

we could both
be comfortable there.

Excuse me?

Well, you know where to find me.

-Sure.
-Thanks!

No, you're welcome,
you're welcome.

-Have a nice day!
-Thank you.

It's unbelievable the position
you left us in, Lieutenant.

I didn't enroll
in the force to chase

rich ladies' dogs
and then step on their poop.

Damn, do you think I did?
Me neither! You know?

But this is what we have here,
Ramírez, puppies, rich people

and dog poop,
a lot of dog poop.

Do you know what we are now?
Condo guards,

so prepare to live out
of a small cop salary.

We've always lived
out of a police salary.

Shit! What I mean is that
you have no benefits here

for being a cop, if you raise
your voice a little,

put silver cutlery into a bag,

they want to speak
to your superior.

What do you mean by...?

Police! Freeze!

Shit, Ramírez.

Asshole...

Freeze in the name of the law!

I caught him, Lieutenant!

Police abuse!
She's hurting me!

I'm scared!
Somebody record her!

-Sir, please...
-You hurt my neck!

Yes, forgive her,
she's Officer Ramírez,

she's new here.

What? But he jumped off
the house at the back.

That house, Office, is my house.

I forgot my keys
and my maid didn't answer.

Why did you run?

Because I know how things
work with the cops,

first you shoot, then you ask.

-Black lives matter!
-But you're white!

Gentleman,
let's forget about this, ok?

Yes, let's leave it behind,
we're all good,

Ramírez, let him go,
please, let him go.

Gentleman, apologies
in the name of both of us.

We're leaving now,
have a nice day.

-Let's go.
-Man, man, man...

Man, man, I know you.

-You're Lieutenant Harina!
-Yes, I am.

Can I take a picture with you?

Quick.

Officer. Can you take it?
Like you took me before.

One more, one more, one more.

My friends will not believe me.

Man! Invite me later!

Let's go.

Careful.

Are you happy now?

Asshole.

What was that? What was that?
You can't play the hero

every time you see
something off.

Isn't that a cop's job?

I can't see irregularities

and do nothing
about it, Lieutenant.

Listen, sometimes, doing nothing,

is doing everything, ok?
Think about it.

That makes no sense.

Look, there it is.

Do you want
real police action, Ramírez?

Yes.

Now you'll see.

Di you like action?

Wait in the car.

Don't talk to anyone,
and if you see somebody going

through that door,
honk twice, twice.

MEXICO CITY POLICE

Nico.

Nico.

-What's wrong with him?
-Open up, man.

What are you doing here,
damn Prieto?

It's Wednesday, my envelope
is due, man, my envelope, ok?

You do your job and you pay me
not to do mine, right?

Let's see, damn Prieto, I had
an arrangement with a police

Lieutenant,
not an Internet celebrity

-that draws a lot of attention.
-Calm down, Nico, calm down.

Don't overreact, Nico.
What attention?

Only stupid kids saw that.

Kids, man? Look.
Choche, wake grandpa.

Grandpa.

-Grandpa, look.
-The guy from the video.

-Police!
-Man, no.

No, no, no, no.

Ramírez, relax, please, relax.

Relax.

You're too much, Prieto.
Did you call the police?

I wouldn't call the police, no.

What calling the police?

Rosario Ramírez, ok?
A new recruit that,

that I'm training,
she's excited...

I'm not recruit,
nor am I being trained.

I want to see your ID's,
stating by Godzilla.

Godzilla, she says, Godzilla,
relax, Ramírez, please.

Let's breathe, relax and
lower the guns, all together,

let's lower the guns.

Nico, help me, please!

Lower them, guys,
lower them. Now.

What a moment, right?

What a moment! What tension!
Ok, at least it was...

funny, right? I won't take up
more of your time, my envelope...

No, no, no, no.
What damn envelope, Prieto?

No envelope for you, man,
you're done, man.

No one wants
to do business with you.

-Yes, you think so?
-Shall I call for back up?

What back up, Ramírez?
Nice! Funny girl, the rookie.

Back up...

No, we're leaving.
There's nothing for us here.

Let go for back up!

Let's get out of here.

-What was that?
-You know what that was?

Would you like to know?
10 years of friendship lost.

No, no,
I mean the envelope.

Come on, Ramírez!
Please, open your eyes, ok?

What do you see? What do
you see? Puebla? No.

Welcome to Mexico City,
Rosario Ramírez, welcome.

You've to learn
to work the system.

Here, if you don't eat,
you get eaten, and if you

don't ask for a cut, how do you
eat? Yes, if you don't ask...

Let's go back to the
Upper Side now, and, please,

don't you ever get me
involved in a situation

like this again. If you want
to end your career,

don't count on me.

Believe me,
the last thing I want in my life

is to count on you, ok?
Thank you.

Patrol car 34 on its way.

Officer Ramírez
and Lieutenant Prieto going.

Here Patrol car 34,
call cancelled, I repeat,

call cancelled.

What call cancelled?

-Didn't you hear?
-What?

-It's a murder.
-So?

Nearby, of course we're going.

Call un-cancelled, I repeat,
police car 34 on its way

and expecting support, over.

Are you crazy?

Call un-un-cancelled,
I repeat, call un-un-cancelled,

we don't need back up,

police car 34 we aren't going,
I repeat, we aren't going,

-It's cancelled. Not going!
-On our way, on our way.

-On our way, I said!
-No! I said no!

Either we investigate this case,
or I'll tell the Major

that you took me to meet
your friends.

What do you think?

Ok? Did you want to see a corpse?
There you are.

Can we leave before
Homicides get here

and make us complete
a ton of forms?

We're not leaving,
this is our case.

We have to find out
what happened to this man.

What case, Ramírez? What case?
We're in the middle of Tacubaya,

God, this is the third
murder of the day.

What does it have to do?

We can't leave the victim
like this, we have to know.

You're right.
Let's find out.

Thank you. Let's see.

Right, it's a score settling...

How do you know
it's a score settling?

-He's neck is sliced, ok?
-Yes.

-His thumbs are amputated.
-Yes.

Yes? It's a message.

-What's the message?
-I don't know.

Don't mess with them,
that's it, let's go, please.

No, Lieutenant.

Damn!
Shit, shit, shit.

Hello?

Sandriux, no, I didn't forget.

How could I forget?
She's my daughter too.

How could I forget?
I didn't' forget.

Ramírez, I forgot something,
we have to go now.

Don't you think it's weird
that he has his thumbs

amputated but no
defense marks in his body?

Just his throat,
no sign of fighting back.

Who would not resist
to his thumbs being cut out?

Yes, it's,
I'm going into a tunnel...

Ramírez, let's go, let's go,
let's go, now.

No, no, no, I need
to find a witness first.

No, you'll need a witness
when the Major kills us

for leaving the Upper Side, ok?

Let's get out of here.

-No. What do we do with him?
-Don't know, it's not my problem.

-I need a picture, quick one.
-Shit.

What are we doing here?

I have an important meeting
with the Headmistress

because of
my daughter's behavior,

with my wife... ex-wife.

I didn't know you had a daughter.

-Sure, Ramírez, I do.
-How old is she?

-Sorry, headmistress.
-Yes...

Look.

-Finally.
-Yes.

Amazing!
Sorry for being late.

I come from a crime scene,

the things
one has to see, too much.

-Sure.
-Criminal's imagination,

you don't know,
it has no boundaries.

And then the traffic,

you cannot drive in this city.

Murder plus traffic equals...

being late, right?

But, well, the important thing
is that I'm here.

Sandriux, hello.
Well, I'm ready when you are.

Ok, lately Isabel is behaving
in a pretty strange way.

Yes, I think you mentioned...

-Well, well!
-Man, your offspring fly!

Ham sandwiches,
good ones, good ones.

Awesome.

-Go away, go away.
-Come on, bitches!

God, they know everything.
It's amazing!

Well, teacher,
these things happen.

-Sure...
-Right?

It's out of my control
that video, evidently,

I don't like that Isabel saw it.

But she saw it, she did, Edson.
Everyone saw it.

The problem is not just
the video, Mr Prieto,

your daughter admires you a lot,

she copies your behavior
here at school.

The other day she stole 20 pounds
of flour from the cafeteria.

-It's a week without hot cakes.
-She doesn't listen to me,

headmistress, she likes to copy
her dumb father,

but her dumb father,
is never there for her.

Sorry, but I see
her dumb father here.

Dumb, dumb, but not invisible.
I'm here, you can say it

to my face,
you don't need to use her.

What is this?

Can you see where the girl
gets the violent attitudes from?

It's clear, isn't it?

Good morning, kids.

May I know what you're smoking?

It's Italian oregano.

I perceive a strong
cannabis smell,

and I don't need to remind you
that it's still illegal, need I?

It's oregano
and parsley, officer.

Enough with this nonsense,
I want to see your IDs.

Don't laugh.

But, what did we do?

Do you want to know what you did?

You're using drugs
outside the school

you're minors, so I'll have
to talk to your parents.

No, look, let's see,
my father is also a cop.

He came for me,
look, he's coming.

No, hey, no, no, no, no, no.

It's amazing how you find
every opportunity to

make a fool out of me,
this was a meeting, not therapy.

Yes, but you should go
to therapy, clearly.

Yes, you say it and you
give me the cold shoulder.

Hey, come here, kids,
brats, come here...

That's it. Run, cowards!

Lieutenant...

-All good, Ramírez?
-What?

Yes, yes, yes, all good.
Hello, you must be

the wife, sorry,
the Lieutenant ex-wife.

-Yes, a pleasure, Sandra.
-Officer Ramírez, a pleasure.

-My daughter, Isabel.
-Hello.

-Nice to meet you.
-Same.

Hey, love, say bye
to daddy, let's go.

Daddy, will you come to
my birthday party next week?

Sure, yes, love.
I wouldn't miss it.

Yes, sure.

Daddy, I made a drawing,
do you want to see it?

Yes, sure, let's see...

DAD - HARINA
THE CHICKEN CHUY

This is nice, baby!

Look, the detail in the eye,
it's pretty.

How is Chuy chick?

Grown already!
And he poops a lot, too.

Chuy Chick misses you,
Chuy chick.

Tomorrow is the hearing
at the court house, don't forget.

-No.
-This is your last chance

to be part
of your daughter's life.

-Don't screw it.
-Thanks.

Good, love, let's go,
you'll see your dad later.

-Bye, dad.
-Bye.

Lieutenant, you can talk to me
about anything, ok?

-Anything.
-Ok, ok, thanks.

I won't share my personal life
with you, ok?

I did fine all this time
by myself and now

you want to be my therapist, no.

-Thank you, but no, thank you.
-Fine.

I mean,
I know that some attitudes,

obsessive attitudes,
compulsive attitudes,

are wrong, right.
I don't need anyone

telling me,
pointing a finger at me.

It's not like that,
it takes more than that

to win my trust, office.

-Ok.
-Ok?

-Sorry.
-Sorry, ok...

And it's not a childhood issue,
if that's what you're thinking.

It's not a childhood trauma.

How many assholes,
pricks, are thinking

"I grew up without a father"?
Me too, fool.

Me too, and I'm not complaining,
I'm not getting...

violent attitudes,
to stand out, like a brat.

Covering up childhood pain,

that I wasn't loved, and
didn't have emotional stability,

no, I'm good.

My mother was a saint,

also, she raised us
and took care of us, all of us,

all of us, my siblings
and myself,

before they disappeared,
of course.

Then she became an alcoholic
and left me the responsibility

of the house, but, attention.
What does that mean?

Brains. What for? To think
so that nothing affects me,

because nothing of this
affected me.

-Do you see me unwell?
-No.

I can be whatever you think,
but I'm not a bad father, no.

I'd do anything for my girl.

Ok, and how long
do your wife and you...?

Ok, what the hell? Do I speak
Chinese, Japanese or what?

I will not share personal stuff
with you, that's it,

over, nothing more,
not a word, mouth shut.

What was that?

What? No, shit.

Have you seen?

Somebody call 911, please.

Step away, please.

Nothing to see,
nothing to see, step away.

-Excuse me, ok? Step back.
-Nothing to see. Asshole!

Step back, put your mobile down,
put it down, down...

I'm arresting you, right now.

We'll call
the ambulance now, asshole.

Look, Lieutenant, no thumbs

throat slit,
just like the other one.

Do you know what it means?

That settling of scores
are fashionable?

No, Lieutenant,
that we have a murderer

with a specific MO.

Let's see, step back,
step back... come on, animals.

Starsky and Hutch here.

Daddy is here,
so get the hell out.

This is my crime scene,
what do you think?

Calm down, asshole,
your crime scene...

we got here first, ok?
Go to hell.

-To hell?
-Yes.

Wait.
Did you hear that?

Someone is pooping.

Why don't you go clean
a rich dog's ass?

-What do you think?
-Yes, clean it.

Hey, hey, hey,
Lieutenant, calm down.

It's not worth it.

Yes, yes, Major,
I'll put you on speaker...

-Now, Trujillo, now!
-It's the Major.

-Yes, Major.
-Copied, Major.

Calm down...
Hey, now, calm down!

-227 is here.
-Yes.

Please take this people out
of here and cordon off the area.

What the hell happened?

Ramírez and I found a corpse...

The case was solved, major,

they found a body.

Ok, and who the hell asked you?
I'm just briefing the Major.

-Shut up!
-Can I finish?

Ok, calm down. Hey...

Sorry, Major, it's not
only about the corpse,

it's the second victim
of the same murderer.

What are you
talking about, Salinas?

A moment ago we found a corpse

with the same characteristics,
no thumbs,

slit throat,
no signs of fighting back

in any of the cases.

Let's see, let's see
if I understood.

Yes, yes, yes,
you understood, Major,

there's a killer
murdering in the same way.

Hell...

You left the Upper Side?

Didn't I tell you
that you couldn't leave?

You screw up one more time and
you're out of the police force.

-Are we clear?
-Yes, we are.

Yes, Major.

And now, get out of here.

Excuse me, Major.

Stop him, please.

Thanks.

-See you.
-See you.

Rough day, dad?

What is it, man, many drugs?

Yes, that's it.

Unbelievable!

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