Happy Days (1974–1984): Season 9, Episode 1 - Home Movies: Part 1 - full transcript
Joanie prepares a narrated home movie to send to big brother Richie's overseas army base to bring him up to speed on the gang's summer activities, her break-up with Chachi and Fonzie's reunion with his old gang, the Falcons.
hi rich
sorry i haven't written in so long i
know how you guys in the army love to
get mail
even though it's from your kid's sister
anyway the reason why i haven't written
in so long is because 'Chachi' and i went
through a lot of rough times this summer
and so much has happened to everyone
that if i tried to write in a letter my
fingers would fall off
but i hit on this great idea during the
summer we took a lot of home movies
so i thought i'd send them to you along
with this tape so start the tape and the
movie at the same time okay okay
it was one of the hottest dunes i can
ever remember rich but it didn't dampen
mom's spirits she was still up to her
old shenanigans
dad really misses you
especially when it's time to cut the
grass
i want to have some fun and get a tan
this summer but dad made me get a job so
we compromised i worked at the lake oh
and jenny piccolo did too
she was up to her usual subtle ways of
meeting guys
and cousin roger got a job as a
lifeguard and the girls were sure glad
he did
you think they never saw a guy in a
bathing suit before
he really loved his job
most of the time
oh and you'll never believe who dan
hired at the hardware store patsy webber
i guess mom can talk dad into just about
anything
and then there was chachi and me the
summer started out great
but by labor day i wanted to ring his
swanny little neck
oh i'm really getting ahead of myself
maybe i should back up
i guess everything started the fourth of
july
fire we got fire
[Applause]
don't marry it don't don't begin marion
you can't do that marion
hi everybody happy fourth of july oh no
mom i have something important to tell
you we'll have to wait a minute i've got
to help howard with the barbecuing first
now keep this rolling because if howard
goes up in flames i want to have
something to remember and buy
hi there
hi everybody happy fourth of july i'm
sorry about you
you remember the cunninghams and the new
cunningham laurie bell
nice to see you again mrs delvecchio
mama's going to spend the whole summer
with me isn't that nice well have a nice
time huh you see my son the betty grable
look i'm a grown man i could wear shorts
if i want to wear shorts and i want a
wig
my fonz i'm glad you're here listen i
gotta tell you about a girl i met at the
beach her name's corinne hey you're a
lifeguard i know but she's a lifeguard
too all right just make sure you don't
take your eyes off those little kitties
she is so
fonz what is this a skull and crossbones
for return address that's right this
letter happens to be from my old gang
the falcons oh yeah
am i crazy or is that written in blood
of course it's written in blood as
tradition that's how you know it ain't
junk mail you know notice they're having
their first reunion in 10 years it
should be interesting it's always nice
to look back on one social peer group
and see the changes over an extended
period of time
yeah well it's also a very nice time to
see your old friends
hey listen here's a snack right
so funds are gonna go i can't go i got
too many responsibilities i got arnolds
i got summer school class and cars
building up at the garage all the time
and why did the falcons wait ten years
to have a reunion first time everybody's
out of jail at once
again there is plenty of everything
mom where's the ketchup
oh dear oh
just a second here cause i've got to get
some ketchup but this is important what
is more important than ketchup but i i'm
gonna have a baby
[Applause]
howard you're gonna be your grandpa
i'm glad to see you here dump the trash
in an apron and get behind the counter
you too piccolo
but boss i'm off tonight yeah and i have
malaria look here you two get to work or
you can kiss your jobs goodbye well i
guess we have to don't we
have to do what she
says independence day right all right
i'm sorry but don't be mad why not i'm
looking forward to this night for a week
now what am i supposed to say hippie
joey's gonna work tonight is he eating
no i'm broke he'll get paid to wednesday
all right you better go okay and i
promise that after work i'll make it up
to you right
cunningham save that for the customers
what does she mean by that nothing
nothing she's a sick woman charge
you're great
i'm all alone on the fourth of july
this can't be what the founding fathers
had in mind
jenny what am i gonna do about chachi
jones i'm taking an order
[Music]
hey listen uh tonight after the
fireworks i thought maybe you and i i'm
afraid not right that wouldn't have been
any fun anyway
but what did i do to offend you did i
use your whistle by mistake
i think you're very nice
as a matter of fact
i find you terribly attractive
you do
yeah
but i'm training for the olympic
swimming for the olympics wow it's great
i promised my coach no man
i see a good-looking guy and
my mind goes wham-o bammo
all i can think of is kissing and
hugging and hugging
touching
you know what's so great about the
olympics i mean if they were that great
they'd have them every year
so are you
but i did promise my coach
no when obama look maybe i could train
with you
oh i don't know oh come on
the workouts are grueling i was born to
grow look at me i'm a terrific swimmer
come on
i guess we could give it a try
great
i think we should warm up first
so what do you see me start with the
lips
okay the next
i'm gonna get my hands on the idiot who
threw this yeah i overthrow this
can i have my frisbee back please
why you want to finish me off
i hit you
i'm so sorry you hurt yes let me see
nothing but a little bump
i think he'll live
i got hit by the ricochet
she bought it
hey uh john why don't you make yourself
scarce i'm ready to make my move now
hey i'll see you around guy
and if anybody wants to know where i am
make sure you tell her
[Music]
you never understand women she wants you
i know
what am i gonna do
well like you need to ask chachi an
opportunity like this comes along once
in a lifetime mine anyway
i guess i should go over there and
apologize to her
i mean i was kind of rude don't you
think
i don't know everybody talks to me like
that
i was rude
[Music]
a new fall season brings new reasons to
come here tv land endures
[Music]
you kiss a scrape to make it better
you do a little dance to make the tears
stop
you've learned a million things to help
your little one
like what to do with the first sign of
diarrhea you give them pedialyte because
soda and sports drinks can be so high in
sugar they can make diarrhea worse
pedialyte has the proper balance of
fluid and electrolytes to help prevent
dehydration it's all part of a learning
process that never ends but why would
you want it to
use pedialyte
[Music]
lemon twist v8 juice has a refreshing
squeeze of lemon it's another way to get
your full serving of vegetables
sometimes it's the only way
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[Music]
oh you know i think it's amazing we've
both been teaching summer classes for
weeks and never bumped into each other
but i think we're talking small world
big school plans
can you ask your question
can i get you something to drink before
we start you want to get right to it no
let's get right to it
i got to tell you i really appreciate
that uh
you're helping me with these lesson
plans you know because they boggle my
brain
you laughing at me i mean i understand i
don't i don't get this you know but no
no no no it's just when
i when you said you had a lesson plan i
thought it was just a cute way of saying
you wanted to get me alone i'm sorry i'm
so embarrassed i don't know be
embarrassed
when you're blush i haven't seen the two
questions
three
listen i got away with not knowing this
stuff last year
[Music]
i heard a lot about you around school of
course you did
you know
boy i really admire you well with owning
two businesses and still finding time to
teach
yeah well you know what they say busy
hands are happy hands
same with lips
when i was a kid
you're a real talker aren't you i was
cute but i was a little bit loyal
i dated wild guys who did
crazy things but
now i'm ready for a lasting relationship
with a mature responsible
normal guy good luck to you
i think i found him
[Applause]
did my ears deceive me or did you just
say you thought i was
all right who am i supposed to marry
anybody
it was so beautiful
chachi and i were up on inspiration
point for hours and all we did was talk
talked yeah well you see that's the
difference between you and me joanie
give me a piece of beef steak glycogen
you wouldn't have the strength to talk
now here comes my cousin carla the [ __ ]
why ginger
jones what am
oh terry i'd like you to meet my cousin
jen jen
and her little playmate joanie
they're inseparable like sweets and
pimples
what did you make on the train leave
every little thing
you go to jefferson high you wouldn't by
any chance know a doll named chachi
arcola would you
do we know
oh cola oh boy how well we do no chachi
arcola marvie you'll just have to let me
know where i can get a hold of him i was
with the 4th of july night we had the
most marvy time this could get ugly
before you blow your top uh-huh she
doesn't mean to think to me it was
purely a physical attraction
didn't come out right
i was going to tell you when
right after we were married
maybe one day we could be
but not anymore
goodbye chachi
like i said richie this wasn't the most
wonderful summer
the only one who seemed content was
laurie beth and her not so little friend
she thought she was so fat
but we thought she looked beautiful
and mom and i were a little worried
about dad he just wasn't his usual chip
herself he's more interested in the
sports page than anything else
as for me
after chachi and i broke up
well i've never been more miserable in
my life
and chachi
well
the only thing that made my life
bearable was i heard he was even more
miserable than i was
see
hello johnny
mom i'm not here
whatever you say here
she's not here
to see i know she's here
sorry chachi but you have been a very
bad boy i can't let you in no please mrs
c look back i just made a very small
mistake is mr physical attraction still
down there
well i can play rough too
i want my letterman sweater back
come on i was hoping you'd ask here
i accidentally threw it in the fireplace
and i got burned
my sweater
good fine
i just want you to know that i think
you're the nicest boy that joni ever
brought home too bad you blew it
[Music]
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were still at each other's throats i
don't know
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but the more chachi tried to room me
back the tougher i got
[Music]
dad was still baseball crazy and he even
took me to a double header with the
cardinals i caught a home run by some
guy named stan the man
roger was still after corrine
unfortunately he had about as much
success on land as he did in the water
and fondue is trying real hard not to be
normal
[Music]
[Applause]
[Applause]
mr c look at me william you see a man in
misery here
my life is not going away i planned it
you know one morning i wake up and and i
got all these responsibilities that
covering me like mosquito bites
that's the way life is fuzz
you know i mean one day you you wake up
and you got your whole life ahead of you
next day you wake up you're dead
yeah
you know life is a lot like a baseball
game i mean you spit on your hands and
you step up to the plate and before you
know it the count is three and two
the old curveball of life is coming
right down the pipe
and you can hear the ball smacking into
the catcher's mitt and the big umpire in
the sky saying
you're out
do you have so many beers in the
sunday or what
you hang on to your youth as long as you
can you're only young once you got to
make it last your whole life
[Applause]
that minute you're right i can beat it
you're right supplies could be time
okay
okay i don't need all these
responsibilities from now on i'm going
to do what i want to do when i want to
do it you understand good thanks
the reunion
i'm going to the falcons reunion i'm
going to show them the fans never
changes
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
uh
nice to be back among this
and i say
party
party
[Applause]
guess who it's rocco broofy all right
let me guess
rock open roofie
still can't put anything over on you
rocco
ryan
how are you doing you look great it's
fun you haven't changed a bit yeah well
even a white tampa with
it's great perfection see you it's been
a long time yeah
that's how about it
can i huh
can i
all right everybody take your best shot
look who's here
to old chick hillary
from here she looks great
what do you want i want you to stop
joking
that's hillary
how you doing hillary
i forgot why i haven't seen you for a
while
you're
cute oh we logged a lot of miles
together yeah
we rode on your bike a lot too
that's what i mean
[Music]
and wouldn't you know johnny suede is
with her
all right all right watch it what's
going on over here what do you think i
got a parking lot out there for huh get
this thing out of here come on scoot
scoot scoot oh what's the matter pups
this is a drive-in isn't it
okay yeah tire backs all over the floor
where my mother cleaned i'll give you a
drive get off that bike
i'll take care of this all right all
right okay i'm just tired of being
pushed around i understand another thing
if i don't want to get married i won't
get married now you got that street
you're fine
the warmongers all figured we got some
old scores to even and we invite you to
settle up
no weapons in one hour
that is if you guys are still turkey
that's right
come on backer let's go back
[Music]
are we ready
[Music]
so
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
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knight
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them all
sorry i haven't written in so long i
know how you guys in the army love to
get mail
even though it's from your kid's sister
anyway the reason why i haven't written
in so long is because 'Chachi' and i went
through a lot of rough times this summer
and so much has happened to everyone
that if i tried to write in a letter my
fingers would fall off
but i hit on this great idea during the
summer we took a lot of home movies
so i thought i'd send them to you along
with this tape so start the tape and the
movie at the same time okay okay
it was one of the hottest dunes i can
ever remember rich but it didn't dampen
mom's spirits she was still up to her
old shenanigans
dad really misses you
especially when it's time to cut the
grass
i want to have some fun and get a tan
this summer but dad made me get a job so
we compromised i worked at the lake oh
and jenny piccolo did too
she was up to her usual subtle ways of
meeting guys
and cousin roger got a job as a
lifeguard and the girls were sure glad
he did
you think they never saw a guy in a
bathing suit before
he really loved his job
most of the time
oh and you'll never believe who dan
hired at the hardware store patsy webber
i guess mom can talk dad into just about
anything
and then there was chachi and me the
summer started out great
but by labor day i wanted to ring his
swanny little neck
oh i'm really getting ahead of myself
maybe i should back up
i guess everything started the fourth of
july
fire we got fire
[Applause]
don't marry it don't don't begin marion
you can't do that marion
hi everybody happy fourth of july oh no
mom i have something important to tell
you we'll have to wait a minute i've got
to help howard with the barbecuing first
now keep this rolling because if howard
goes up in flames i want to have
something to remember and buy
hi there
hi everybody happy fourth of july i'm
sorry about you
you remember the cunninghams and the new
cunningham laurie bell
nice to see you again mrs delvecchio
mama's going to spend the whole summer
with me isn't that nice well have a nice
time huh you see my son the betty grable
look i'm a grown man i could wear shorts
if i want to wear shorts and i want a
wig
my fonz i'm glad you're here listen i
gotta tell you about a girl i met at the
beach her name's corinne hey you're a
lifeguard i know but she's a lifeguard
too all right just make sure you don't
take your eyes off those little kitties
she is so
fonz what is this a skull and crossbones
for return address that's right this
letter happens to be from my old gang
the falcons oh yeah
am i crazy or is that written in blood
of course it's written in blood as
tradition that's how you know it ain't
junk mail you know notice they're having
their first reunion in 10 years it
should be interesting it's always nice
to look back on one social peer group
and see the changes over an extended
period of time
yeah well it's also a very nice time to
see your old friends
hey listen here's a snack right
so funds are gonna go i can't go i got
too many responsibilities i got arnolds
i got summer school class and cars
building up at the garage all the time
and why did the falcons wait ten years
to have a reunion first time everybody's
out of jail at once
again there is plenty of everything
mom where's the ketchup
oh dear oh
just a second here cause i've got to get
some ketchup but this is important what
is more important than ketchup but i i'm
gonna have a baby
[Applause]
howard you're gonna be your grandpa
i'm glad to see you here dump the trash
in an apron and get behind the counter
you too piccolo
but boss i'm off tonight yeah and i have
malaria look here you two get to work or
you can kiss your jobs goodbye well i
guess we have to don't we
have to do what she
says independence day right all right
i'm sorry but don't be mad why not i'm
looking forward to this night for a week
now what am i supposed to say hippie
joey's gonna work tonight is he eating
no i'm broke he'll get paid to wednesday
all right you better go okay and i
promise that after work i'll make it up
to you right
cunningham save that for the customers
what does she mean by that nothing
nothing she's a sick woman charge
you're great
i'm all alone on the fourth of july
this can't be what the founding fathers
had in mind
jenny what am i gonna do about chachi
jones i'm taking an order
[Music]
hey listen uh tonight after the
fireworks i thought maybe you and i i'm
afraid not right that wouldn't have been
any fun anyway
but what did i do to offend you did i
use your whistle by mistake
i think you're very nice
as a matter of fact
i find you terribly attractive
you do
yeah
but i'm training for the olympic
swimming for the olympics wow it's great
i promised my coach no man
i see a good-looking guy and
my mind goes wham-o bammo
all i can think of is kissing and
hugging and hugging
touching
you know what's so great about the
olympics i mean if they were that great
they'd have them every year
so are you
but i did promise my coach
no when obama look maybe i could train
with you
oh i don't know oh come on
the workouts are grueling i was born to
grow look at me i'm a terrific swimmer
come on
i guess we could give it a try
great
i think we should warm up first
so what do you see me start with the
lips
okay the next
i'm gonna get my hands on the idiot who
threw this yeah i overthrow this
can i have my frisbee back please
why you want to finish me off
i hit you
i'm so sorry you hurt yes let me see
nothing but a little bump
i think he'll live
i got hit by the ricochet
she bought it
hey uh john why don't you make yourself
scarce i'm ready to make my move now
hey i'll see you around guy
and if anybody wants to know where i am
make sure you tell her
[Music]
you never understand women she wants you
i know
what am i gonna do
well like you need to ask chachi an
opportunity like this comes along once
in a lifetime mine anyway
i guess i should go over there and
apologize to her
i mean i was kind of rude don't you
think
i don't know everybody talks to me like
that
i was rude
[Music]
a new fall season brings new reasons to
come here tv land endures
[Music]
you kiss a scrape to make it better
you do a little dance to make the tears
stop
you've learned a million things to help
your little one
like what to do with the first sign of
diarrhea you give them pedialyte because
soda and sports drinks can be so high in
sugar they can make diarrhea worse
pedialyte has the proper balance of
fluid and electrolytes to help prevent
dehydration it's all part of a learning
process that never ends but why would
you want it to
use pedialyte
[Music]
lemon twist v8 juice has a refreshing
squeeze of lemon it's another way to get
your full serving of vegetables
sometimes it's the only way
lemon twist v8
how do you get your teeth their very
best clean the dentist now what do
thousands of them use same thing new arm
and hammer complete care does pure fine
dental baking soda it has more than any
other leading toothpaste so with deep
clean stains no regular toothpaste can
reach even cleans between teeth and
along gum lines you'll see why all those
dentists use dental baking soda it's
special taste i'll tell you what's
working to deep clean white and fresh
and everywhere try new complete care
your whole mouth will feel
fresh from the dentist clean want wider
teeth the easy way why use strips paints
or complicated bleaching kit when arm
and hammer advanced white toothpaste
saves you trouble in cost now three
shades wider with just one two prove it
with our whitening guide
get advanced white now three shades
wider just one too for a good deal call
toll free 1-866 my oral care get over
five dollars in coupons for arm and
hammer toothpaste and gum even dental
care and peroxicare plus other great arm
and hammer products call now
[Music]
oh you know i think it's amazing we've
both been teaching summer classes for
weeks and never bumped into each other
but i think we're talking small world
big school plans
can you ask your question
can i get you something to drink before
we start you want to get right to it no
let's get right to it
i got to tell you i really appreciate
that uh
you're helping me with these lesson
plans you know because they boggle my
brain
you laughing at me i mean i understand i
don't i don't get this you know but no
no no no it's just when
i when you said you had a lesson plan i
thought it was just a cute way of saying
you wanted to get me alone i'm sorry i'm
so embarrassed i don't know be
embarrassed
when you're blush i haven't seen the two
questions
three
listen i got away with not knowing this
stuff last year
[Music]
i heard a lot about you around school of
course you did
you know
boy i really admire you well with owning
two businesses and still finding time to
teach
yeah well you know what they say busy
hands are happy hands
same with lips
when i was a kid
you're a real talker aren't you i was
cute but i was a little bit loyal
i dated wild guys who did
crazy things but
now i'm ready for a lasting relationship
with a mature responsible
normal guy good luck to you
i think i found him
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did my ears deceive me or did you just
say you thought i was
all right who am i supposed to marry
anybody
it was so beautiful
chachi and i were up on inspiration
point for hours and all we did was talk
talked yeah well you see that's the
difference between you and me joanie
give me a piece of beef steak glycogen
you wouldn't have the strength to talk
now here comes my cousin carla the [ __ ]
why ginger
jones what am
oh terry i'd like you to meet my cousin
jen jen
and her little playmate joanie
they're inseparable like sweets and
pimples
what did you make on the train leave
every little thing
you go to jefferson high you wouldn't by
any chance know a doll named chachi
arcola would you
do we know
oh cola oh boy how well we do no chachi
arcola marvie you'll just have to let me
know where i can get a hold of him i was
with the 4th of july night we had the
most marvy time this could get ugly
before you blow your top uh-huh she
doesn't mean to think to me it was
purely a physical attraction
didn't come out right
i was going to tell you when
right after we were married
maybe one day we could be
but not anymore
goodbye chachi
like i said richie this wasn't the most
wonderful summer
the only one who seemed content was
laurie beth and her not so little friend
she thought she was so fat
but we thought she looked beautiful
and mom and i were a little worried
about dad he just wasn't his usual chip
herself he's more interested in the
sports page than anything else
as for me
after chachi and i broke up
well i've never been more miserable in
my life
and chachi
well
the only thing that made my life
bearable was i heard he was even more
miserable than i was
see
hello johnny
mom i'm not here
whatever you say here
she's not here
to see i know she's here
sorry chachi but you have been a very
bad boy i can't let you in no please mrs
c look back i just made a very small
mistake is mr physical attraction still
down there
well i can play rough too
i want my letterman sweater back
come on i was hoping you'd ask here
i accidentally threw it in the fireplace
and i got burned
my sweater
good fine
i just want you to know that i think
you're the nicest boy that joni ever
brought home too bad you blew it
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end this year and begin the next with
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before you knew it rich it was the
beginning of august and chachi and i
were still at each other's throats i
don't know
maybe i was stubborn
but the more chachi tried to room me
back the tougher i got
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dad was still baseball crazy and he even
took me to a double header with the
cardinals i caught a home run by some
guy named stan the man
roger was still after corrine
unfortunately he had about as much
success on land as he did in the water
and fondue is trying real hard not to be
normal
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mr c look at me william you see a man in
misery here
my life is not going away i planned it
you know one morning i wake up and and i
got all these responsibilities that
covering me like mosquito bites
that's the way life is fuzz
you know i mean one day you you wake up
and you got your whole life ahead of you
next day you wake up you're dead
yeah
you know life is a lot like a baseball
game i mean you spit on your hands and
you step up to the plate and before you
know it the count is three and two
the old curveball of life is coming
right down the pipe
and you can hear the ball smacking into
the catcher's mitt and the big umpire in
the sky saying
you're out
do you have so many beers in the
sunday or what
you hang on to your youth as long as you
can you're only young once you got to
make it last your whole life
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that minute you're right i can beat it
you're right supplies could be time
okay
okay i don't need all these
responsibilities from now on i'm going
to do what i want to do when i want to
do it you understand good thanks
the reunion
i'm going to the falcons reunion i'm
going to show them the fans never
changes
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uh
nice to be back among this
and i say
party
party
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guess who it's rocco broofy all right
let me guess
rock open roofie
still can't put anything over on you
rocco
ryan
how are you doing you look great it's
fun you haven't changed a bit yeah well
even a white tampa with
it's great perfection see you it's been
a long time yeah
that's how about it
can i huh
can i
all right everybody take your best shot
look who's here
to old chick hillary
from here she looks great
what do you want i want you to stop
joking
that's hillary
how you doing hillary
i forgot why i haven't seen you for a
while
you're
cute oh we logged a lot of miles
together yeah
we rode on your bike a lot too
that's what i mean
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and wouldn't you know johnny suede is
with her
all right all right watch it what's
going on over here what do you think i
got a parking lot out there for huh get
this thing out of here come on scoot
scoot scoot oh what's the matter pups
this is a drive-in isn't it
okay yeah tire backs all over the floor
where my mother cleaned i'll give you a
drive get off that bike
i'll take care of this all right all
right okay i'm just tired of being
pushed around i understand another thing
if i don't want to get married i won't
get married now you got that street
you're fine
the warmongers all figured we got some
old scores to even and we invite you to
settle up
no weapons in one hour
that is if you guys are still turkey
that's right
come on backer let's go back
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are we ready
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so
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next up on tv land game show host monty
marshall is played by christopher
knight's real-life dad actor edward
knight
chris must have been a real player on
that set what pulled stay tuned for
brady bunch number 94. you can't win
them all