Happy Days (1974–1984): Season 4, Episode 3 - Fonzie Loves Pinky: Part 3 - full transcript

♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ♪

♪ Ready to race to you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪



♪ It feels so right
it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪

♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ Saturday, what a day ♪

♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days ♪

♪ Are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours ♪



♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪

This is Richie
Cunningham of WZAZ-TV

bringing you the
exciting, final moments

of the first annual Leopard
Lodge Demolition Derby.

We're down to
the last two teams.

Uh-oh, it looks like
Fonzie's partner,

Pinky is stalled.

What is she doing?

She's trying to fix her engine.

Pinky, watch it!

A victim of the infamous
Malachi Crunch.

Pinky is being
taken to the hospital.

She appears to be all right.

Hopefully, she's
just a little shaken up.

But as a precautionary measure,

they're rushing her to
the hospital for X-rays.

Let's just hope she's okay.

The Demolition Derby
is about to continue.

There are only three
cars left in this derby.

Arthur Fonzarelli
in car number six,

against the dreaded
Malachi Brothers.

The unscrupulous Count Malachi

and his not so
evil brother, Rocco.

The crowd is on edge.

There's tension in the air.

Okay, creep, we're
going to turn you into junk.

Oh, get those Malachis.

The flag is up and
the Derby continues.

It's Fonzie against
the Malachis.

Two against one.

All right, this is
for Fonzie now.

The Malachis are
stalking the Fonz.

Rocco swings around the outside

trying to force
Fonzie into position.

Fonzie is on the defense.

The Malachis are moving around,

trying to set him
up for the crunch.

They're on both sides of him.

Get him on my left.

Which is my left? My right?

Thy right!

Oh, Myron, never mind.

Count! Count!

Here they come.

Alas, Sir Fonz!

And Fonzie sideswipes the Count!

Away, Sir Fonz! Thou
darest touchest me!

Come on, do it
for all of us, baby!

Now he's chasing Rocco!

Good hit!

Wow!

And that's it for Rocco.

That finishes Rocco!

One down. One down. Come on.

It's all over, Myron.

I'm done for.

Adieu, sweet Rocco, adieu.

I will carry the
Malachi name to battle.

There are only two men left.

Arthur Fonzarelli
and Count Malachi,

in a fight to the finish.

Now it is thee and me!

The Count just missed Fonzie.

Lay down, Sir Fonz.

They're moving slowly,
stalking each other.

Fonzie is stopping.

Something's wrong.

He must be stalled!

Fonzie's trying
to start his car.

Oh, it looks bad for the Fonz.

Now the Count has Fonzie
right where he wants him.

But he's not making a move.

The Count is just circling
Fonz, he's just circling him.

What is the Count's strategy?

Why doesn't the Count hit him?

Oh, I understand.

He's prolonging the agony.

He's hovering over
Fonzie like a vulture.

You're through, Sir Fonz.

You're through!

The Count stops.
What's he doing?

He's tipping his hat in victory.

It's all over for the Fonz.

No wait, Fonzie starts his car.

Arthur!

He's not stalled?

And he rams the Count!

It was a trick, ladies
and gentlemen.

Fonzie wasn't stalled.

Great strategy, Fonz!

Come on! Fonzie, come on!

Sir Fonz!

It's a direct hit!

Hey!

I'm going to loosen your
pigeons now, Malachi.

He's going to hit him again!

Enough, Sir Fonz,
the battle's done.

The Count's
radiator is steaming.

That's it, the Count
is out of the derby.

Isn't that wonderful, Howard?

Yeah, it's wonderful.
Did you love it?

You're killing me,
but it's wonderful.

Fonzarelli is the winner.

The derby's over.

Adieu, sweet chariot.

Well done, Sir Fonzie.

To the victor
belongs the spoils.

I think I'll make
a spoil out of you.

Fonz, Fonz, what are you
doing? The derby's over.

It's not fair!

I haven't got my car!

Hey, you didn't think
about Pinky, did you?

I give up! I give up!

He's chasing him this way.

It's not nice,
Fonz, it's not nice!

Yeah, Fonzie!

Hold thy place.

Farewell, sweet
prince, farewell.

He trapped the Count
in the men's room.

That's Fonzie's bathroom blitz!

Fonzie. Yeah,
save it for me, Mr. C.

Fonz, how does it
feel to be champion?

Not now, Cunningham.

Where is my lady? Where's Pinky?

Uh, she's at Pfister Hospital.

Pfister Hospital, all right.

You were great, Fonz, great!

That's right, as usual.

Let the pigeons loose!

Just try and relax, Fonz.

We'll know how the
X-rays come out pretty soon.

I know. I know.

But Richie...

I'm about to do something
that is very, very uncool.

Well, go ahead, Fonz.

Have a good cry.

Oh, I didn't know
what I was saying.

I'm sorry. I-I didn't
mean for you to cry.

I mean, people do cry.

It's, it's normal if you cry.

There's nothing
wrong with crying.

I have a clean hankie.

Cunningham, would you please,

please pay
attention? Sure. Sorry.

This is my problem.

I got these feelings
for Pinky, you know?

I like her a lot.

But that isn't
what I want to say.

What I want to say
is that I feel so good

when I'm with her, you know?

I mean, I respect her.

I admire her.

Uh, I, uh...

You love her.

I love her?

Yeah.

Yeah, I love her.

I love her and, um...

See, I'm going to
ask her to marry me,

uh, unless you
can talk me out of it.

All right, just
listen to this, Fonz.

Uh, you can't marry
Pinky because, uh,

because, uh... motorcycles.

You can't marry Pinky
because she rides a motorcycle,

and motorcycles
are very dangerous.

And, and you'll be out on
the road all the time, Fonz.

You'll be living
out of a suitcase.

Your whole life will
be a blur of neon.

Living in sleazy
motels, truck stops.

Be eating at greasy
spoons all the time.

You're going to get sick,
Fonz, with a hacking cough.

And after all those
years on the road,

you're going to
wake up one morning,

and she'll be gone.

Cunningham, that was terrible.

Look, I think you
should get married.

You're perfect for each other.

Yeah. Yeah.

But the thing is,
you understand...

It's not going to be that way.

When the Pink
and I tie that knot,

her driving days are over.

That's right. I'm
going to buy her

a little house, you know?

And we'll have a little
picket fence, you know?

And, uh, I'll buy
her a little dog.

'Cause I love dogs.

Oh, I didn't know
you liked doggies.

I said "dog."

Man... the Fonz with a dog.

Yeah. What would
you name a dog, Fonz?

I don't know.

You know, maybe, uh, Spunky.

Hey, Pretty Eyes.

How are you? Look at that.

Don't worry, I'm fine, look.

Yeah, she's even
got a pink bandage.

It took a lot of looking. Yeah.

A-are you sure she's all right?

Would I lie?

She's got a hard head.

Hey, you're telling me.

Hey, I'm going to run down

and tell everybody the big news.

They're going to
want to throw a party.

Oh, I mean that Pinky is better.

They'll throw a
Pinky Is Better Party.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

Good luck, Fonz. Thanks.

Um, listen, Sister,

you know, I want
to pay all these bills.

Oh, no need.

The brothers paid the bills.

Oh, not our brothers,

the Brothers Malachi.

Aaayyh. The Malachis?

Yes, there they are now.

We got money.

Sure, you think we spend
all our money on clothes?

You tell him, Rocco.

My, my brother's very
good at being humble.

It's just the Malachi
way of saying

we're sorry about what happened.

Hey, forget it. It's
part of the game.

We didn't want to
hurt you, but who knew

you'd go climbing
out on the hood?

All right, all right... Hey,
she said it was okay.

Now don't you little boys
have somewhere to go?

Oh, yeah, yeah, we're
driving in the derby in Detroit.

All Edsels. People love
to see us smash Edsels.

Until we meet again, Fonzarelli.

I can wait, Myron.

Adieu, Fonz.

May the sun never set upon you.

And may your thumbs ride high.

Hey, this is a touching moment.

You know, you're boring
when you're humble.

Let's get you home.

You need your rest.

Uh, no, Sister, Sister...

Is it all right if I get like
five minutes with her?

I'll give you three...

Pretty Eyes.

Listen, uh, Pinky,
you know, uh...

I mean, we've been together now.

We're getting along
pretty good, huh?

Better than pretty good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's what I think.

So that brings me to
my next point, you know.

Let's do it.

Over my dead body!

I am talking about
getting married.

Oh, well, then you
have one minute left.

I'm going to leave you alone.

What can you do in a minute?

Fonz, are you sure you're ready?

Hey, of course I'm ready.

I tried to have Cunningham
talk me out of it.

You know? Thanks.

Hey, I'm still here, ain't I?

I'd love to be your wife.

How am I going to learn
how to spell Fonzarelli, huh?

Well you learned how to
spell Tuscadero, didn't you?

♪ Doo-wah... ♪

Because Howard did such a
good job as chairman of the derby,

he's getting a special
plaque from the Leopards.

I knew you'd be proud, Mother.

Good-bye.

She wasn't proud,
Joanie, she wasn't.

Oh, Mom, talk to him for me,

I don't want to go to the
Leopard's awards dinner.

Your father is receiving
a plaque tonight.

One of his children
should be there.

You know Richard has to go
to Fonzie's engagement party.

Oh, Mom.

Your father will be
very disappointed.

It's just gonna be a
bunch of old fuddy-duddies.

You said it.

They're nice fuddy-duddies.

Thanks for picking me up, Mr. C.

Don't mention it.

Hey, tell the ladies
how well I fixed your car.

Desoto drives better than ever.

Yeah, just don't step
on the gas too hard,

you'll be in Canada
before you start the motor.

You are so talented, Arthur.

Yeah.

And you've

got Pinky.

She is such a lucky girl.

Yeah.

You know it's hard to believe,

Fonzie settling down.

Arthur isn't settling down,

he and Pinky are
going on the road.

Yeah, that's right.
You know what?

We got a corporation, and, uh,

I'm the prez.

Oh, Arthur, we're
gonna miss you.

Marion, he's gonna
be much too busy

to think about Milwaukee.

Yeah, that's really right,
because on the road, you know,

I mean, Pinky's gonna
be swamped with, uh,

autographs and
all that kind of stuff.

I got to make sure everything
runs smooth, you know.

Oh, this is so exciting!

Maybe I'll blow
this pop stand town

and be a Pinkette.

Oh, Howard, we better go

before we lose a daughter. Yeah.

Listen, Joanie,

if you want to go
to Fonzie's party,

that's okay with us.

I mean, you can see the plaque

when we come home tonight.

Well, Dad, I want to
see you get the plaque.

I'm proud of you.

Hmm.

That's what makes
it all worthwhile.

Well, being president
of a corporation,

I'm gonna have to
wear a tie maybe.

A lot of paperwork.

Maybe I should talk
with a deeper voice.

Aaayyh!

Fonz?

Hey, yeah, yeah.

Uh, look, I think we ought
to get over to Arnold's.

Al's throwing that party for
you and you shouldn't be late.

All right.

Fonz? Yeah?

I gotta say this,

and then, and then I won't
say another word, okay?

Yeah, go ahead, shoot.

Are you sure that you want
to go on the road with Pinky?

Yeah, of course I am.

Look, I know what I said
before, but I changed my mind.

I mean, she's gonna have
all that glamour going on

and maybe make a fortune.

I'd like to be in on
that, I could dig that.

Well, I guess I'm
happy for you, but, uh...

I'm gonna miss you.

Well, then you can
always write me for advice.

I'll tell you something,

we're gonna have a
very small wedding, dig it?

And then we'll honeymoon
in Chicago, maybe New York,

and then on to
Hollywood, you know.

♪ Hooray for Hollywood. ♪

Who's that? I don't know.

Oh, Fonzie, I'm
glad we found you.

There's been a change in plans.

Pinky's gonna be on
The Ed Sullivan Show.

Isn't that great?

And we leave for
New York tomorrow.

Oh, and there's something else.

You and Pinky are
gonna get married

on the infield at
the Daytona 500.

And here is your first paycheck

from Pinky, Incorporated.

A paycheck? Mm-hmm.

Well, sure, Pinky
takes care of everybody

that works for her.

You got a little bonus,
but you deserve it.

Listen, we gotta run.

Mmm, see you at the party.

You stick with Pinky,

and she'll take
care of all of us.

Mmm!

Oh.

Think Pink!

I never saw a pink check before.

She paid me.

Yeah, well, that-that's
a lot of money, Fonz.

Hey, you-you were right,

you're gonna do very well.

She paid me like an employee.

♪ Now remember ♪

♪ Sunshine can be found ♪

♪ Behind a cloudy sky... ♪

I don't think Fonzie's
in the mood for this.

Of course he is.

Excellent news,

the bachelor party's
all set for tonight.

Yeah, we knew Alfred
threw you this party

so, uh, when you get
bored with the kid stuff

and want to do something
really grown up...

Just give us the high sign,

we'll all go over to my garage.

I'll even move out the Buick.

'Cause I just got all 12 issues

of National Geographic magazine.

Nude Pygmies.

Carrying spears.

Cunningham?

Well, come on, let's go.

Come on, guys, I'll look
at the nude pygmies.

Hi, Fonzie.

What are you
doing here so early?

You shave in the kitchen?

Only over the sink.

Listen, uh, why don't you just
keep everybody out of here,

beside just Pinky,
let Pinky in, all right?

You invited a lot
of people out here.

I know what I did, I got some
private business, okay, Alfred?

All right, I'll do
the best I can.

Yeah, that's nice, thanks.

How did Arnold ever make
a living out of this place?

Hey, Big Al.

Oh, don't look,
I'm not ready yet.

Hey, Pinky, sit down.

Hiya, honey.

Richie said you wanted
to see me right away.

You are an eager one.

Yeah, something like that.

You got the check?

Yeah, I got it, thanks.

What's the matter? Not enough?

Give yourself a
raise, you're the prez.

And you're the chairman.

Yeah, huh?

Hey.

Did you hear about
The Ed Sullivan Show?

Yeah, and it sounds great,

you'll probably get
juggled by a bear.

Hmm.

Could be fun.

Pinky, uh,

I can't take this.

What, are you gonna
work for nothing?

No.

But I can't be
Mr. Pinky Tuscadero.

Hey, nobody ever said that.

It's not gonna be like that,

we're gonna be together,
we're gonna have fun.

Yeah, um, I can't do it, Pinky.

I don't understand that.

Pinky, I-I can't make it.

Uh, Lola and Tina can
take care of business,

you're the main attraction.

Well, I can't do it without you.

There are a lot of mechanics.

Well, wait a minute,

you're-you're saying you're
not gonna come with me?

All right, I-I won't go either.

That's it.

I'll stay here with you.

Yeah? Yeah.

You're gonna give up
The Ed Sullivan Show,

fame and fortune for me, huh?

Sure. Now, come on, Pinky.

Let me ask you
one question, huh?

How long have you
wanted to do this?

All right.

Ever since I could walk.

That's right.

It's been there a long time,

and now you got it, you
can't just give it up like that.

However, you can
give it your best shot.

I don't know, Fonz.

Hey, hey, hey, the thing is,

in a little while
things will be different,

maybe we'll get
back together again,

we'll see how things are, huh?

Just know that I'm
gonna be rooting for you,

and you better make me proud

or I'm gonna come
looking for you.

What are you gonna do?

You gonna get back
to your hundred girls

again, huh? No, no, no,

I'll cut 'em down to about 80.

Makes 'em feel kind of special.

Aaayyh.

I'm ready, Fonz.

Shall I bring 'em in?

Yeah, let 'em in,
let's have a party.

They all want to congratulate
you... come on in, everybody.

Oh, congratulations! Ooh!

Congratulations, Fonzie.

All right, all right. Yeah!

Congratulations!

Excuse me, could I get
some pictures of you,

the lovely couple up
there, with the motorcycles?

Thank you. We have
an interview at W.K.

and WZAZ later.

And then there's a guy
from Cam and Piston Digest

that wants to do a personal
profile on you tonight.

Excuse me, sir,

could I have just a picture
of the Pinkettes and Pinky?

Just for a minute, thank you.

Thank you.

I want you to step in there.

There we go and... good.

What's the matter, Cunningham,

you gonna blow in my ear?

No.

No, Fonz.

Is it all over?

Yeah.

I'm sorry. Why?

I was a high school dropout,

I almost became president.

Well, do you want
me to tell everybody?

No, no, no. Kill the party?

Let them find out by themselves.

Ralphie, Potsie,

let's go, let's go to
that, uh, party of yours.

I love the National Geographic.

All right. Uh, Oh, great, Fonze!

Just a minute, uh,

I want to get some more pictures
of you later, Mr. Tuscadero.

Hey!

That is not Mr. Tuscadero.

That's the Fonz.

Hey!

Everybody dance.

Come on, enjoy.

Eat! Drink!

This is costing me a fortune.

♪ You shake my nerves
and you rattle my brains ♪

♪ Too much love
drives a man insane ♪

♪ You broke my
will, but what a thrill ♪

♪ Goodness, gracious,
great balls of fire ♪

♪ I laughed at love 'cause
I thought it was funny ♪

♪ You came along
and moved me, honey ♪

♪ I changed my mind,
'cause love is fine ♪

♪ Goodness, gracious,
great balls of fire. ♪

♪ ♪

How are you doing, Fonz?

You all right? Aaayyh.

Get on.

Fonz?

Please.

You're sure you're okay, Fonz?

Sure, I'm okay, I got a date

with the Polaski twins tonight.

You just hold on, Richie.

Sure.

With the Polaski
twins, that sounds great.

Hey, you know what's not great?

You dangle your feet
when you ride with me.

Well, I-I like dangling.

♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪

♪ These are such happy days! ♪

♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rockin' and
rollin' all week long ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are
yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪