Halfway Across the Galaxy and Turn Left (1993–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Don't Forget to Turn Left - full transcript
-Remove the shoes from the chair.
-Hi mom.
Hello Darling.
-Are Jenny and the boys in bed?
-Yes. You know the friend who cooked the dinner, right?
Did it taste so good?
Up with the chin, darling.
You survive neg.
Good night.
Look over there, do you see Karlavagnen?
Over there is Orion, and over the trees you see Sirius.
Further down in the sky is Venus but it is a planet not a star.
Look over there!
A falling star.
Do you know what to do?
I wish you were here again ... with mom ... and I wish ...
Be greeted, Principa.
Be greeted, Authoritax.
Time for the highest award.
This shows that everyone, as long as they add the mane ...
can get the highest grade in the final exam.
In the exercise of my capacity as ...
Principle of Zyrgon and all its men.
I give the scholarship for excellent family organization to ...
Congratulations.
You surprised us all.
You have entered the Lottery Council's central database.
Please enter the lottery register within thirty man seconds.
You have entered the lottery register.
Fill in the winner's name and number combination within 100 seconds.
Your documents.
The scholarship is saved for your pension.
Time for the Medal of Honor ...
Pearlstone lagotype.
Sixty seconds ... fifty-five ...
fifty.
X, do you say before?
I'm Family Organizer.
I am solely responsible for all important decisions.
I always have dominion over the family.
... seconds. Five.
You have filled in the winning combination.
The winner's gift card is exchanged for money at all currency counters.
Your lives are dedicated to Iran and now to serving others.
Your selflessness is a reward in itself ...
Maybe the colors should be happier?
Where is he? Where is your father7
Why? What has he done?
He has won the state lottery ...
for the 27th time in a row.
He's really lucky.
-Lucky?
-Lucky!
He undressed and broke in and changed the register.
Where is he?
We have no idea, right?
-No clue.
-We know nothing.
Silence.
I'm in charge of the family.
And should lead by example ...
or at least try.
If I find out ...
Listen to the organizer, Mother!
is father guilty so it upsets me as well as you.
I'm going to find him.
-No, X.
-Be quiet Mother.
If father broke the law, father said he would take the punishment.
No wonder you got this one.
I'll be back in three hours.
If he's not here, you know what's going on.
-Prison camp.
-Worse than said.
-No.
-Lava?
It's all gallant.
Do not disappoint me, the Organizer.
Three hours.
-Where is he?
-Please, do not hand him over.
Mother, where is he?
Say nothing, the casino?
Zoombanan, maybe? Where is he?
-Father!
-Hi X.
Lets see...
He must refuel on the way.
Where then, Lox?
There you see?
There is a gas station halfway.
I refueled there when I was out with | a girl once ...
We got lost and almost got cod.
-Bell-wood.
-On the planet Browse.
I do not know if that's a good idea.
The inhabitants are backward savages without taste in clothes.
Lox, show me the way there.
Enter the first space-time zone.
Fly halfway through the galaxy to another zone and ...
then to the left.
-Are you doing things on this?
-Completely.
-Hi, you can stay with Aunt Hecla.
-Does not come into question.
-Let us know when the regime is overthrown.
-Instantly.
I knew I could count on you.
You must have currency. When you think, ask for Yorp, say hello to me.
Adjo Lox. I will miss you.
Yes, thank your mother for the uniform.
I hear from you how far we are.
Let it be, we do not have time.
Take this and these. And these.
Put them in your room.
Move!
Are you ready?
Jaq is a researcher, I refuse to aka.
Okay, bring some stuff.
But the rest you have to leave.
Nothing.
Bring the personal finder here.
Close all exits immediately.
Warning! Red action.
All outputs close in sixty seconds.
We have to drive again.
Get to them.
Now!
Warning! All exits are now closed.
Hurry up!
Drive Dad!
Bravo.
Goodbye Zyrgon ...
The cosmos pilots ... mine heat ... everything.
Goodbye knowledge bank.
When I say gas, we're going into another space-time zone.
It suits me well.
We arrive at Hecla before we act.
-That's not the way to Hecla.
-Is not it?
Is not it?
That path leads out into deep space!
Where are we going?
Watch out for, mes.
-Did you say the guy who fixed the computer?
-Nää.
Watch out for your idiot.
-What you are clumsy.
-What do you care about7
-I just wanted to help.
-You control and set as usual.
Rajah, come here. Good luck.
Come now. Come on!
Tea with French royalty. Horseback riding.
Concerts, Mozart's music.
Mom, my calculations do not include moving in time.
The computer definitely shows a destination in 18th century Europe.
It was cheap. Ignore it.
Ca va, ma cherie? Do you like Mozart's music? Beethoven?
Never mind.
I have studied HIC very carefully.
Thanks Far.
We're going to Belluood on the planet Blue.
The inhabitants call it the Earth.
-Right. This is their clothes.
-Anej!
They're awful.
That's what they're wearing.
We have to look normal.
How then? We know nothing about the stable.
If you are unsure, ask HIC.
Or imitate the natives.
I refuse.
Are you trying kinetics ...
so I just change again.
What we're going to look like in Versailles.
Listen to me, mother!
We are not going back in time.
They have sane clothes where we're going.
You look silly in other clothes.
LAST FUEL At 800,000 MONTHS
YORPS TANK PLACE
INCOMING SHIPS
The door opens. Too late, Rusty.
I can not help you...
Stay. I can do this.
Half-way?
Yes, the weather was good.
We want to refuel.
Jaa will greet from Lax.
Fill the tank.
Did you hear what I said? Lox greets.
I heard.
You're the organizer, right?
Right.
As I thought.
Morn '.
The currency is in the west.
-It's paper.
-What did you expect?
And they're dirty.
You have a lot to learn.
You have no choice according to what I heard.
Do not forget ... turn left.
YOU ARE HALF THROUGH THE GALAXY
-No people found.
-She's made me laugh.
-Hi mom.
Hello Darling.
-Are Jenny and the boys in bed?
-Yes. You know the friend who cooked the dinner, right?
Did it taste so good?
Up with the chin, darling.
You survive neg.
Good night.
Look over there, do you see Karlavagnen?
Over there is Orion, and over the trees you see Sirius.
Further down in the sky is Venus but it is a planet not a star.
Look over there!
A falling star.
Do you know what to do?
I wish you were here again ... with mom ... and I wish ...
Be greeted, Principa.
Be greeted, Authoritax.
Time for the highest award.
This shows that everyone, as long as they add the mane ...
can get the highest grade in the final exam.
In the exercise of my capacity as ...
Principle of Zyrgon and all its men.
I give the scholarship for excellent family organization to ...
Congratulations.
You surprised us all.
You have entered the Lottery Council's central database.
Please enter the lottery register within thirty man seconds.
You have entered the lottery register.
Fill in the winner's name and number combination within 100 seconds.
Your documents.
The scholarship is saved for your pension.
Time for the Medal of Honor ...
Pearlstone lagotype.
Sixty seconds ... fifty-five ...
fifty.
X, do you say before?
I'm Family Organizer.
I am solely responsible for all important decisions.
I always have dominion over the family.
... seconds. Five.
You have filled in the winning combination.
The winner's gift card is exchanged for money at all currency counters.
Your lives are dedicated to Iran and now to serving others.
Your selflessness is a reward in itself ...
Maybe the colors should be happier?
Where is he? Where is your father7
Why? What has he done?
He has won the state lottery ...
for the 27th time in a row.
He's really lucky.
-Lucky?
-Lucky!
He undressed and broke in and changed the register.
Where is he?
We have no idea, right?
-No clue.
-We know nothing.
Silence.
I'm in charge of the family.
And should lead by example ...
or at least try.
If I find out ...
Listen to the organizer, Mother!
is father guilty so it upsets me as well as you.
I'm going to find him.
-No, X.
-Be quiet Mother.
If father broke the law, father said he would take the punishment.
No wonder you got this one.
I'll be back in three hours.
If he's not here, you know what's going on.
-Prison camp.
-Worse than said.
-No.
-Lava?
It's all gallant.
Do not disappoint me, the Organizer.
Three hours.
-Where is he?
-Please, do not hand him over.
Mother, where is he?
Say nothing, the casino?
Zoombanan, maybe? Where is he?
-Father!
-Hi X.
Lets see...
He must refuel on the way.
Where then, Lox?
There you see?
There is a gas station halfway.
I refueled there when I was out with | a girl once ...
We got lost and almost got cod.
-Bell-wood.
-On the planet Browse.
I do not know if that's a good idea.
The inhabitants are backward savages without taste in clothes.
Lox, show me the way there.
Enter the first space-time zone.
Fly halfway through the galaxy to another zone and ...
then to the left.
-Are you doing things on this?
-Completely.
-Hi, you can stay with Aunt Hecla.
-Does not come into question.
-Let us know when the regime is overthrown.
-Instantly.
I knew I could count on you.
You must have currency. When you think, ask for Yorp, say hello to me.
Adjo Lox. I will miss you.
Yes, thank your mother for the uniform.
I hear from you how far we are.
Let it be, we do not have time.
Take this and these. And these.
Put them in your room.
Move!
Are you ready?
Jaq is a researcher, I refuse to aka.
Okay, bring some stuff.
But the rest you have to leave.
Nothing.
Bring the personal finder here.
Close all exits immediately.
Warning! Red action.
All outputs close in sixty seconds.
We have to drive again.
Get to them.
Now!
Warning! All exits are now closed.
Hurry up!
Drive Dad!
Bravo.
Goodbye Zyrgon ...
The cosmos pilots ... mine heat ... everything.
Goodbye knowledge bank.
When I say gas, we're going into another space-time zone.
It suits me well.
We arrive at Hecla before we act.
-That's not the way to Hecla.
-Is not it?
Is not it?
That path leads out into deep space!
Where are we going?
Watch out for, mes.
-Did you say the guy who fixed the computer?
-Nää.
Watch out for your idiot.
-What you are clumsy.
-What do you care about7
-I just wanted to help.
-You control and set as usual.
Rajah, come here. Good luck.
Come now. Come on!
Tea with French royalty. Horseback riding.
Concerts, Mozart's music.
Mom, my calculations do not include moving in time.
The computer definitely shows a destination in 18th century Europe.
It was cheap. Ignore it.
Ca va, ma cherie? Do you like Mozart's music? Beethoven?
Never mind.
I have studied HIC very carefully.
Thanks Far.
We're going to Belluood on the planet Blue.
The inhabitants call it the Earth.
-Right. This is their clothes.
-Anej!
They're awful.
That's what they're wearing.
We have to look normal.
How then? We know nothing about the stable.
If you are unsure, ask HIC.
Or imitate the natives.
I refuse.
Are you trying kinetics ...
so I just change again.
What we're going to look like in Versailles.
Listen to me, mother!
We are not going back in time.
They have sane clothes where we're going.
You look silly in other clothes.
LAST FUEL At 800,000 MONTHS
YORPS TANK PLACE
INCOMING SHIPS
The door opens. Too late, Rusty.
I can not help you...
Stay. I can do this.
Half-way?
Yes, the weather was good.
We want to refuel.
Jaa will greet from Lax.
Fill the tank.
Did you hear what I said? Lox greets.
I heard.
You're the organizer, right?
Right.
As I thought.
Morn '.
The currency is in the west.
-It's paper.
-What did you expect?
And they're dirty.
You have a lot to learn.
You have no choice according to what I heard.
Do not forget ... turn left.
YOU ARE HALF THROUGH THE GALAXY
-No people found.
-She's made me laugh.