HPI Haut Potentiel Intellectuel (2021–…): Season 3, Episode 8 - Kikeriki - full transcript
HUMMING IN GERMAN
WHISTLING\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
...
DRILL REVS
GERMAN
Where did you get this?
FRENCH
- I don't understand.
- This thing, who did you steal it from?
GERMAN
Talk!
FRENCH
- No one! I'm not a thief!
DRILL ACTIVATES
NO! NO!
SCREAMS
GILLES: Rony Boyer, 42 years old.
The store owner. An employee
found him when he arrived this morning.
ADAM: Cause of death?
BONNEMAIN: A bullet in the neck, but
he also has wounds on the arms and legs
inflicted before death.
- So; tortured.
What with?
- At first glance,
I would say with a drill.
- Ugh!
- Anything else?
MOTOR NOISE
GILLES STARTLED
LAUGHS
You freaked out! Ha ha!
I love this kind of shop,
you always find stuff!
- Good morning Morgane.
- For example: this is funny.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Good morning.
- Good morning!
- You make the observations,
I've got this. CLEARS THROAT
MORGANE: LAUGHS
There's some cool stuff here, huh?
You looking for a gift
for me for tonight?
SHE LAUGHS
It's not mandatory.
- It's you who were invited.
It's normally up to you to bring a gift.
We said 8 pm, is that right?
(Yes that's it.)
- The killer didn't steal anything.
The team checked, nothing is
missing from the shelves or storeroom.
- Have you checked the safe?
GILLES: What safe?
- There. You don't see those outlets?
They don't look like the others at all.
Well, obviously it's nonfunctional,
with a power strip next to it
with 50 things plugged into it.
In my view, there is a safe behind there.
HOLLOW SOUND
MORGANE: Ha! I'm good, huh?
LAUGHS
GILLES: There's hidden jewelry
that aren't on the books.
It smells like stolen goods.
- Well done, Morgane.
It was valuable, we would've
wasted a lot of time.
- What have you done?
I'm glad I was able to help.
HIGH INTELLECTUAL POTENTIAL
- I didn't understand anything.
I didn't understand anything.
SERGE: No no no,
it's much more interesting,
because the funds will
be disbursed directly
to a renewable energy
company-- yeah?
and so with ecology
taking off, it's awesome.
MOBILE RINGING
MOBILE RINGING
Here, it's my daughter.
She's also investing in this thing!
- Oh?
- Yes, yes.
- Hi honey, how are you doing?
- I'm doing fine, after having
found your fucking jewelry
at a crime scene!
- Uh, excuse me, I have
to tell her something.
Listen to me Morgane:
First, please calm down.
I don't understand what you're telling me.
- (Stop it!)
(Stop it! Why didn't you tell me?)
(OK? I found them in a shop in Roubaix,
the boss of the shop
was killed with a drill!)
- Understand? A drill !
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO
- In Roubaix? But I- I-
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO
- In Roubaix? But I- I-
I don't know what you're talking about.
You there, Dede? Dede? Dede!
A small glass of white wine please.
Right, listen-
- Stay focused on what I'm telling you.
A guy is dead
and my squad is investigating it, alright?
Even if this wasn't you, our
fingerprints are for sure going to be on it.
- Hold on, I- I- I- I wiped
everything before selling them
to Redbones. I used false names. What
do you take me for?
Look, you're always telling me
that your colleagues are nothing without you.
- There's nothing, nothing yet
at this point anyway, I mean...
- So investigate as usual,
and as soon as you see
it's getting close to us,
you redirect them.
- (I 'redirect' them?)
I'm cleaning up your bullshit as always.
ADAM: Thank you for
coming Mrs. Martingale.
- Hey, who's the old woman?
DAPHNE: She's the owner of
the jewelry from the crime scene.
She reported them stolen after an attack.
- (Shit...)
- Yeah.
- Do you recognize the jewelry?
- Oh!
Oh yes!
These are my jewels!
- How- how did you find them?
- We found them
in the store of a man who was murdered.
- My God...
- We're seeking to identify
the people they were received from.
Could you tell me what happened
the day you were attacked?
- Oh dear...
It's a bit blurry.
At my age, my memory... I'm-
- I understand.
SHE IS ANGUISHED
MOOD SHIFTS
- It was a little after 5:30 pm.
I had just made tea,
when Thierry rang.
Whoa!
- Thierry!
- I answered. He had a cane.
I let him in and that's it.
- 'Thierry' what?
- Thierry Askuch.
A-S-K-U-C-H.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- (('Askuch'...))
A-S-K-U-C-H.
A-S-K-U-C-H.
An Albanian shipowner.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- (Let's go: Thierry Askruch.)\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Thierry... Askuch.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h'Askuch.' 'Askuch'?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShe said 'Askruch.'
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h'Askuch.' 'Askuch'?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- 'Askruch.'\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- 'Askuch.'
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- 'Thierry Askruch.'\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- 'Thierry Askuch.'
- Stop it, that's\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
not what I heard.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
- Excuse me.
Daphne, are you on it?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- 'Askruch.'\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes. 'Askuch.'
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA Lebanese aviator.
- Thanks.
So-- you invited him into your house.
What happened then?
- Then, I...
I don't recall everything. I...
INHALES SHARPLY
He raised his cane like so.
And... bam!
So.
And then he grabbed my jewelry box.
That's all... huh...
- This Thierry, he was alone?
- C'MON, GET MOVING!
COME ON!
COLETTE: Yes...? I think.
- That's all for now Mrs. Martingale.
- So nice.
- I'll see you out.
- Thank you, thank you...
- Hey! What's the matter?
MORGANE: I lost my chewing gum.
- When do you think I can get them back?
They're my family jewels.
I care about them a lot.
- Yes, of course,
as soon as the investigation is over.
- Thank you.
You're so nice to me.
Goodbye sir... miss.
- It's fine!
I found it. It was worth it.
- Such a nice granny,
who'd do this? Who?
- This job makes you
lose faith in humanity.
- Yeah, ultimately though, watch out.
the old people today,
aren't like they used to be.
They play sports and everything,
I think you should be careful.
Um...
- So, I'm guessing we don't have any
Albanian shipowners named
'Thierry Askuch' on file.
- No, it's clearly a fake name.
- Okay.
- Have you heard anything
new from the commissioner?
The warrant is urgent.
ADAM: We need authorization to seize.
CARON: Alright...
- Yes, it's urgent.
- I authorize seizures. That's it. Thanks.
- Was that Karadec I heard?
- Yes.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- What's happening?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hmm.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA homicide?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHunhh...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDISINTERESTED
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Something big?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- A drill murder.
Nothing serious.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
- Murder with a drill?
- Yes.
- Why didn't they tell me?
- Tut tut, hey hey hey.
No no no-- what did we say?
This "weekend," we...?
BOTH: Relax!
- Yeah.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
- If there is an emergency,
they'll call me.
Come on.
ASKUCH? IS THAT YOUR FAKE NAME?
DAPHNE: I read Rony Boyer's emails.
ASKUCH? IS THAT YOUR FAKE NAME?
There's not much interesting.
There's not much interesting.
A request for prices with a German
customer interested in a brooch.
On the other hand,
I found an interesting message
on his son's answering machine.
I'M HANDLING\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
IT. RELAX.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Yeah!
- Yeah, Rony, it's me. You're
avoiding me, I'll try your landline.
I'm having coffee and I thought of you.
I'll come after closing, OK?
We need to talk.
ADAM: It could be the killer.
- Did you trace the call?
- It was a masked number.
I asked the carrier for information.
I have something new
on the Albanian shipowner,
who stole Mrs. Martingale's jewelry.
The Gendarmerie has made
a composite portrait of the robber.
I just received it tonight.
- Wait, wait, no-- time-out.
Uh, are we agreed the killer left
a message on an answering machine,
and we, we don't do anything?
- Uh...
- I want to hear Daphne.
We can't identify him for the moment.
STAMMERS Well...
ADAM: 'Well' what?
- It was you who said it!
Sorry, excuse me!
I want to give this a shot.
- Yeah, Rony, it's me. You're
avoiding me, I'll try your landline.
Ah! There! What did we just hear?
- Nothing. You?
- A vibration-- typical of a
glass on a table!
He's next to a tram line.
Or a subway. In any case,
something that rolls and vibrates.
OK?
- So the call originates from a location
near a tram or metro.
What else?
- 'What else, what else'!
Well, we continue the search.
So... what else?
- I'm having coffee and I thought of you.
SEAGULL CRIES
- I'm having coffee and I thought of you.
SEAGULL CRIES
:
SEAGULL CRIES
I'll come after closing, OK?
SEAGULL CRIES
I'll come after closing, OK?
There, hear it?
- I hear nothing, there's nothing.
DAPHNE STAMMERS
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- A seagull!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- A seagull.
- A seagull?
- When you say 'seagull,'
that means stuff to eat.
I'll lay odds it's next to a market.
That's it: tram line, market.
Let's start looking!
Give me something here!
Good. So then, what's next.
- Okay.
MORGANE: We continue.
- We need to talk.
CRACKING
- Oh jeez! That's subtle.
The best for the end.
He has ice cubes in his glass!
And-- bam !
TRIUMPHANT Aha!
GILLES: Ice cubes?
- How do you know it's ice cubes?
- Because they crack, Gilles.
They crack.
OK. I'll explain.
So--
imagine water molecules!
When they are frozen
to make ice cubes,
they put themselves in
orderly formation like crystals.
- Yeah.
- But if raise the temperature a bit,
they contract! Urrrr...!
And what happens is awesome.
In this case, it cracks.
Like the guy said
earlier in his message,
he's having a coffee,
I take it he made his call
between a tram line and a market
in a bar that serves iced coffee!
- Hot coffee gives me heartburn.
ADAM: Morgane?
- Yeah, no...
You didn't hear anything, huh?
LAUGHS
I was just extrapolating and everything!
It's the kind of thing
that looks clever on paper,
but in concrete terms...
- On paper?
Yes, that's it!
The message was left
on the victim's landline.
Look, next to the phone.
The notepad and the uncapped pen.
ADAM: You think he was
making notes about the message?
- There's a way to find out:
look in the sealed evidence.
ADAM: You're kidding.
'Remind Red...'
BOTH: 'Redbones'?
- 'Redbones'?
Daphne, please call Serious Crime,
ask them for anything
they have on this guy.
- What's going on here?
- Redbones. He's the leader
of the Skulls, a biker gang.
Well, we have a suspect. Well done, Gilles.
You really thought this up?
- Yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Your seagull thing and
the ice cubes-- great.
Really, it's...
You missed the little...
the I-don't-know-what.
You could say it's, thank you, patience.
After all...
WITH MOUTH FULL
DAPHNE: Lt. Forestier.
I would like to locate
a suspect's mobile phone please.
I'll hold.
- His ex-wife.
OK, got it. Thanks, Lieutenant.
- Oh my. GASPS
- Hmm?
- (Gilles!)
- What?
It confirms what I thought.
Wait, I'll call you back.
I drew your cards.
Look at what came up.
The Devil, the Moon, and Death.
The worst cards.
- Death, in the tarot, it doesn't
really mean death. You draw that-
- What? No, that's an urban legend
for people who draw shitty cards,
it's to reassure them.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDeath is death.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDeath is death. Well yeah!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah?
It means that
you have a wolf in sheep's clothing
among those near you.
You absolutely have to find out who it is
before he distills his poison.
Otherwise,
(it's death.)
- No.
- (Yes.)
- Who is the wolf?
- I don't know who it is.
But I don't want you
going into the field this week.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Thanks so much.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSerious Crime knows
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwhere Redbones is.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCome on, let's go.
- Uh, no no, I don't want to go.
I think I have...
- Cystitis.
He has cystitis.
- Yeah.
((It's okay,)) a wolf, ((who?))
((What is this bullshit?))
((Fuck.))
CALMING BREATH
SERGE ON PHONE
MORGANE: (Yes. If he
recognizes me, what do I do?)
SERGE ON PHONE
Uh huh.
I'm just buying time.
Did you call him back?
SERGE: Morgane, I can manage.
MORGANE: Yes. I-
MORGANE: I said he's like
a rottweiler with its prey.
...
MORGANE: No, if I
overdo it I'll get burned.
HAND DRYER STARTS
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLAUGHS
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hUNCOMFORTABLY
- It was...\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
- It was Henri, who's\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
disputing the rent.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
- The rent, of course it is, yes.
- I've gotta get back to see Karadec.
He's waiting for me.
This morning he was 'Grrrr! Work, work!'
I better not dawdle!
See you later.
- Yeah.
See you later..
According to Serious Crime,
Redbones comes here to do business
to be sure the people
he talks to aren't wired.
- It must be full of naked guys,
you have to warn them if they're changing.
- Does it bother you,
naked suspects?
- Oh, frankly it does a little.
I learn from my mistakes,
I'll have you know.
- Oh, good.
- Yes.
MORGANE: COVER UP,
WE'RE COMING IN!
- Morgane!
GASPS - Look! Your hand!
- ((Fuck!))\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
- Stay here.
- HEY! POLICE!
HEY!
SON OF A BITCH!
- I''ll call for help, huh?
REDBONES GROANS
- Mr. Redbones?
- Morgane...
- Mr. Redbones?
- He's looking for your father, Morgane.
- Huh?
- He's looking for your father.
COUGHING
He's looking for your father.
(He's looking for your father.)
GASPS
MOBILE VIBRATING
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Is that your mobile?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Is that your mobile?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- It's not possible.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I have to check mine.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt may be important,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\habout an investigation.
- Listen, really, you have\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
to trust them, okay?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
I'm sure\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
everything's alright.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You think?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You think?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes!
- No, but seriously.
You've not only got the cops
on your ass, you have a psychopath too.
SERGE: Alright, Morgane, I can't hear you.
- The drill killer is looking for you.
DRILL
SHE GASPS
Hello.
FRIENDLY CHORTLE
Thea?
THEA: Hi, Mom.
- Don't move.
- (Thea, you let this guy into the house?)
- Yeah, we hired him for the stairs.
I already paid the deposit
so he would show up.
- Are you completely unconscious?
Fine, we'll talk about it later.
Go pack your bag with your brother,
then go straight to Ludo's, come on.
THEA: Are you serious?
- No discussion, this is an act of god!
Yeah ?
SERGE: Hello?
DRILL DROWNS
OUT SERGE
I'm going into the bedroom, don't move.
...
Listen good: this is your
last chance to tell me the truth.
TAPPING ON PHONE
Why does this guy want to kill you?
- I dunno, I don't know who it is.
DRILL ON PHONE
Really, you don't need to worry.
DRILL ON PHONE
What it is-
DRILL ON PHONE
- Hello?
- Hello?
- Hello?
DRILL ON PHONE
ECHO
- Yes, hello?
- Tell me, where are you?
DRILL ON PHONE
ECHO
- By the car, why?
HAMMERING
HAMMERING
- Hello?
- ((It can't be true!))
HAMMERING
Are you fucking kidding me?
- No, hold on, it's because
of my grandchildren.
I miss them. So, I- I-
- Your grandchildren will be killed
because of you if you stay here,
now get out!
- Yeah, listen, fine.
- You fixed up this shack
with my dough, alright?
So now maybe you
can let me stay for 48 hours!
MOBILE RINGS
Shit!
- (Shut up, don't move.)
Yes! Hello, Kara'.
- Yes.
Morgane, the case is
taking longer than expected.
Can we say 8:30 pm?
- Oh... yeah...
Yeah, I was going to call you because...
I've had some bad luck,
Ludo can't babysit tonight
Can we move our date to
tomorrow night? That would be great...
- Tomorrow. No worries.
- Awesome!
I'm happy here.
OK, we're a go for tomorrow.
- Okay.
- Goodbye!
(You jerkoff.)
Right. Go up to the attic, but I warn you,
when this is over
you're out of my life-- clear?
- Alright.
- Yes Daphne, anything new?
- According to the bathhouse cashier,
the killer has a German accent.
- Did you say 'German'?
Didn't you mention the
first victim had a German client?
- Yes, about a brooch.
Guess what.
We thought it was a coincidence,
but this brooch is
the only piece of your jewelry
that wasn't found at the crime scene.
We think it's what
the killer was looking for.
- Anna's brooch.
- 'Anna'?
- Anna is a friend I met in Berlin
50 years ago.
- Ah.
- In the 70s, I was a secretary
at the French embassy
in the communist zone.*
* EAST BERLIN
Anna worked with me.
She was German.
We became close.
The brooch was hers:
Anna Krueger.
- Do you know if she is still alive?
- No.
I don't know.
How can I explain it to you?
She fell in love with
a Frenchman she met at work,
I never knew who.
She was very secretive about him.
One day she told me she dreamed of
finding a way to join him in the West.
ADAM: Mm-hmm.
COLETTE: I tried to dissuade her.
In '71, crossing the border illegally
was very dangerous.
You could be arrested, extorted, or worse.
But...
she didn't want to listen to me.
She even asked me to help her.
ADAM: She gave you her brooch because
she was afraid of being robbed?
COLETTE: Yes.
- With my diplomatic passport,
it was easy.
I crossed the border
the same day.
I waited for her
on the other side, to return it to her.
She never came to get it.
ADAM: Do you know what happened to her?
- No!
I never heard from her again.
I returned to France a few years later.
I always kept the brooch.
COLETTE: I...
I was hoping she would end up
coming to collect it.
- Would you have a picture
of Anna by any chance?
- Oh.
- Let me look in my albums.
- The murders are linked to this brooch.
From what we know it originally
belonged to this woman:
Anna Krueger.
In 1972, she tried to leave
East Germany and disappeared,
after entrusting the brooch
to her friend Mrs. Martingale.
- It remained hidden at
the bottom of a box for 50 years,
until it was stolen by Thierry Askuch.
After that the brooch passed to Redbones,
and then to our first victim.
- That's where the killer traces it
and goes after anyone
who had it in their possession.
Daphne, have you found any
other intermediaries?
- Yeah.
According to Redbones' notebook,
an 'S. Nessuno' gave him the brooch.
With other jewelry of Mrs. Martingale.
I haven't managed to identify him yet.
ADAM: Uh.
OK. Keep digging into him and Askuch.
They are probably
the killer's next targets.
We have to identify them.
- Yes, alright.
It- it's very good, the intermediaries,
nice, but the question is,
you have to ask yourself,
what's the killer's motive?
Why is he stuck on plugging them?
Am I wrong?
- Maybe the killer has a
connection to the original owner,
that they are both German.
- Yes, Gilles!
That's interesting,
there's something to dig into!
So what do we have on this Anna?
- Exactly nothing.
She disappeared in 1972.
Nobody's ever seen her again.
- Nobody?
Nessuno means "nobody" in Italian.
- Mm-hmm.
- We agree he sold the jewelry to the bikers.
Okay... And the Albanian shipowner, Askuch.
What's 'askuch'?
What does 'askuch' mean in Albanian?
- I dunno.
I'll look it up.
"Nobody." It's the same guy.
A single intermediary.
- How many people are faster than him?
- Faster than him?
Nobody.
MY NAME IS NOBODY*
* 1973 SERGIO LEONE WESTERN
YOUNGER SERGE: So. He's a
smart one, this Nobody.
He always gets his way. Always.
Don't tell your mother
I showed you the movie, because...
ADAM: It's the same guy.
This guy is the intermediary.
He calls himself Nobody.
That's all we know.
GILLES: The killer must be looking for him.
ADAM: We need to find him first.
Daphne?
Check the CCTV at Mrs. Martingale's.
Gilles, check with the Fines Office,
if he parked there
he may have gotten a ticket.
GILLES: Definitely.
- Get going. Get going!
- (Fuck, unbelievable.)
- OK, OK, hit the brakes!
I mean, we had a lead, I don't
understand why we're dropping it.
Focus a little! This is thin.
LANDLINE RINGS
- Hello?
- Morgane, we got something.
GILLES: 2015? OK. Yeah, thanks.
That was Forensics.
The prints from the bathhouse
match those from a case in 2015.
An attack in Paris.
With a drill.
- Yes! That's a lead!
That's it, now we have something.
Well done, Gilles.
HERVE: I told the
police everything in 2015.
This guy came into my place, he hit me,
he pulled out a drill to threaten me.
He was hooded, I didn't see his face.
- The reasons for the attack
weren't mentioned at the time.
Did he say what he wanted from you?
- No.
He was very inconsistent.
I thought he was sick,
or on drugs.
- Have you seen this woman before?
- No!
No.
- Are you sure?
It's Anna Krueger.
We think your attacker is looking for her.
He's murdered four people
in the last 48 hours.
So if you have an opinion who it is,
and can help identify him,
you have to tell us.
I could tell you
what he did to his victims,
but I think you can imagine.
- It's our son.
- Pardon? Your son?
- I met Anna in East Berlin.
Um, we had an affair.
She got pregnant.
- It was you she wanted
to join in France?
- She got in trouble
because of our history.
When Klaus was born,
the Stasi started watching her.
She had to go, she had no choice.
She found a smuggler.
But she never arrived.
I thought that she had been arrested.
- And your son, what became of him?
- He was sent to an orphanage
for children of deserters.
I tried to get him out.
It was impossible.
- Then 8 years ago he wanted to
know what happened to his mother, right?
- When he understood
that I had no answers for him,
he went crazy.
KLAUS SINGING
HERVE: I don't know what they did to him,
but this broke him.
He's even more sick.
DEDE: We're closing.
- Yeah.
Tell me, Daphne- uh...
Um, you received the list of PV* from
* PARKING TICKETS
Mrs. Martingale's neighborhood?
* PARKING TICKETS
- Yes.
- I was thinking...
how you're so overwhelmed,
I could take care of them.
- Oh, how nice!
- If I can help.
- The Commander will take care of it.
- Okay.
- But we have the call logs of
the victims' phones for 6 months,
if you want to go through them.
- No, I don't have the time.
- I see.
OK cool. Thanks! See you tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.
(OK...)
HAND GEL
LAPTOP BEEPS
TRIBE OF DANA
(SONG BY MANAU)
PASSWORD INCORRECT
GILLES: I ran a search on Klaus Krueger.
- And?
GILLES: No news.
ADAM: (Shit.)
ADAM: Contact the German
authorities, and the Belgians.
ACCOUNT BLOCKED
We need it as quickly as possible.
- Absolutely.
- Well, I'm ready. Here we go, eh?
- Where are you going ?
- Well, the Commander
invited me to dinner to thank me
for my part in the investigation.
- Yep.
- Wow, that's nice.
- Are we going?
- Yes.
- I made contributions too.
Names on notepads,
the parking tickets, uh...
INCREDULOUS
Ha!
- Good evening Gilles.
- Yeah, good evening.
ACCOUNT BLOCKED
TOO MANY INCORRECT PASSWORD ATTEMPTS
- Cheers!
- I hope it's chilled enough.
- Ah!
Ta-da!
- It's for me?
- Absolutely!
- You can't say I didn't do it right.
- How nice.
Uh... you shouldn't have.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mmm!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I mean: yeah!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mmm!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I mean: yeah!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mmm! Ah!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I mean: yeah! Thanks!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mmm! Ah!
- It'll make you laugh!
THEY LAUGH
- OK, a charger with 3 USB ports.
Great, thank you.
It's practical for your family!
TEXT ALERT
- A little joke.
- Ah, it's a text from Daphne.
Apparently there's an Anna
Krueger file in the "Schtasi" archives,
the German authorities
will send it to us.
- Say 'Stasi' again.
- "Schtasi."
SHE LAUGHS
- Oh yeah.
Say something else in German.
- Uh, mm...
GERMAN
'tomorrow we'll get the Stasi files.'
SHE LAUGHS
- Damn, that's crazy. It- it-
it gives a completely different look.
It changes you completely.
- Really?
- Oh yeah, try Russian.
- Russian?
- Yeah.
- Uh...
Uh...
RUSSIAN
'I have to go for a little walk.'
- No, I don't like it.
- No?
- Oh- Italian!
ITALIAN
- 'Morgane keeps asking me
questions so I'll kiss her.'
THEY LAUGH
- It's classy, Italian.
THEY LAUGH QUIETLY
- What does it mean?
- Oh, nothing.
- Well, uh, there was
a 'Morgane' in there.
Still, I like it.
- Oh, really?
So? What did it mean?
- Mmm... Well...
KITCHEN TIMER
Don't move. I'll be back.
KITCHEN TIMER
KITCHEN TIMER
Be careful, it's hot.
- Nachos?
Oh.
- What?
You eat that?
- You don't like?
- Yes yes yes, it's just that...
I didn't think you ate this.
I still have a lot of things
to find out about you.
I have a little game for you.
I ask you questions and
you respond with one word, OK?
- I hate that.
- OK, great. So, uh...
The name of your favorite pet
when you were little?
HE SIGHS
- Surcouf, a doberman with
a face like a Bad Guy, but the best.
- OK. First name of
your favorite grandmother?
- Paulette.
- Alright.
Your first CD?
- Uh, the Red Hot Chili
Peppers, "Under The Bridge."
- Oh yeah. That was cool.
- Yes.
HUMS
BOTH HUM
♪ "Take me to the place I love" ♪
♪ Take me all the way ♪
♪ Ye-ah! ♪
♪ Yeah... ♪
- (Yeah, that was cool.)
- Mmm...
- Where would you go on vacation?
- To "La Pointue*."
* SHARP/POINTY
- "La Pointue"?
- Yes.
Our house in Brittany.
We called it that
for the shape of the roof.
I loved spending holidays
there with my brother.
- You don't go there anymore?
- No.
We sold it after my brother's accident.
There was a bunker above
the beach where we loved to play.
And...
My mother asked me to
take care of my brother, as usual.
Except that that year,
I was 14 years old.
I wanted to go have fun
with the other teenagers. And...
I was kissing my first girlfriend.
He went to the bunker
and he had a bad fall.
I haven't talked about
that for a long time.
- I have to go
because in fact,
I have a carpenter
who's finishing the stairs.
I have to pay him.
Really enjoyed it.
I really enjoyed it a lot.
It was- it was great. See you tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.
INCORRECT PASSWORD
TRY AGAIN
WELCOME
RELIEVED SIGH
ROUBAIX PARKING TICKETS
Anna Krueger's Stasi file.
It's really something.
She was spied on for 6 months
after the birth of her son.
It's all her movements.
On March 7, 1972, she gets on a bus
to Magdeburg, near the border,
And then they lost trace of her.
- I imagine they never saw her again.
- Not quite.
The file was updated in 1979,
after the discovery
of the bodies of four women
in a mass grave near Magdeburg.
One was never
formally identified,
but matches Anna
in terms of size of the clothing.
ADAM: Her son is
torturing people in France
to try to understand what
happened to her.
But she was in East Germany.
Do you think it was a Stasi execution?
- The report doesn't say so, but
the coroner found
traces of arsenic in the body.
That's not their modus operandi.
ADAM: Ah good. OK.
ADAM: Has anyone else
been interested in the case?
- I have the list on my desk.
- Awesome.
MORGANE: Hey!
Hi there, Bee Gees!
LAUGHS
DAPHNE: Hi.
MORGANE: Hi...
- Hello, Morgane.
- Good morning!
Gilles.
Did I miss something?
- Yes, actually. Anna Krueger is dead.
Her body was found
near the East German border.
I'm good, and you ?
- Yeah!
Great.
- I wanted to tell you,
if there's a problem,
I'm here.
CLIPPED
- Yeah!
No worries, everything's fine.
Can I talk to you?
- Yes, of course.
CLEARS THROAT.
ADAM: What's the matter ?
- RIght- uh... Here it is- uh...
I saw someone do something.
I'm not completely sure, but
if I'm right, and someone did this thing,
I have to tell you about it--
while protecting that someone--
who often does things!
- What did she do ?
- She wanted to get into your computer.
You alright?
- Mm-hmm!
No problem, Gilles.
She had to print me a document.
Everything's normal.
- Did you give her your password?
- Yes.
I'm understaffed on
the Mrs. Martingale surveillance.
Will you be able to assure her protection
until relief arrives?
- Oh... her protection?
Phew, I still don't feel...
very good. And...
But I'll go.
- Great, thank you.
- I owe you.
- Okay.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Are you sure ?
ADAM: Yeah, everything's fine.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h'laPointue.'
No spaces, capital P.
- Huh?
- My computer password.
But you already know that.
- What are you saying?
- I recovered the ticket, Morgane.
During the Martingale assault
you were there too.
- OK, fine, I was there.
It's not what you think.
My dad screwed up, again.
He owed money.
Finally, we had to...
He owed the guy a lot of money,
he stole the jewelry
to pay it back-- there!
But...
Everything that happened after that,
it doesn't involve me.
- You used me.
- No! But-
No no, no,
I lied about it, okay.
But everything else is the truth.
You have to trust me.
- Don't talk to me about trust!
You're just lying!
Trust is created!
It's discussed and shared!
MOBILE RINGS
- Yes, Daphne?
- Commander, where are you?
The suspect was seen leaving a bar.
- OK. Send an invervention
team right away, I'm on my way now.
- OK, no but wait,
wait, at least let me tell you what I know!
- Go home.
If you interfere in any way,
I'll inform Internal Affairs.
BELL OF NOTRE DAME
DE LA TREILLE
...
...
POLICE!
HAMMERING
- (Oh jeez, really?)
SHE SIGHS
HAMMERING
Good morning.
SIGHS
Drill
...
...
My colleagues have looked around,
but I want to check.
- You think I'm in danger?
- In danger? No.
The suspect can't find you.
And you're with me.
You risk nothing.
NERVOUS LAUGH
Unless my cards were right.
- Your what?
- No, nothing. It's nonsense.
I have a friend who loves fortune-telling.
She predicted that
I was going to die today. LAUGHS
SPUTTERS, CHUCKLES
I don't believe it at all.
Because a psychopath
with a drill isn't looking for me!
He won't be coming here.
I don't have to be paranoid
about getting killed.
- I was going to
make myself some tea.
Do you want some?
- Ah... tea?
Yes, with pleasure, yes.
DOORBELL
DOORBELL
Yes, alright, I'm coming!
- Ludo, what are you doing here?
- I'm bringing back your kids, Morgane.
- No, no!
- I've been babysitting for 2 days,
it's not my week.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You really must
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\htake them back.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You really must\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No, you can't
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\htake them back.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hleave them!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You really must\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No, you can't
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\htake them back.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hleave them!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No, you can't
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hello, sir.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hleave them!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hello, sir.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMORGANE: I'll explain.
HE SIGHS
- I have a psychopath who wants my skin,
It's super dangerous bringing them back!
- But there's always someone
who wants your skin, Morgane,
CROSSTALK
MORGANE: It's serious!
CROSSTALK
LUDO: ...your schedule, OK?
MORGANE: No, this is not the time!
DOORBELL
LUDO: Put down your things.
- (Don't move.)
LUDO: No, what happened
was your mother.
- You're not my father already.
- In one week!
CROSSTALK
HENRI: Morgane, you've
got to stop avoiding me!
It's been 3 weeks! Hello.
- Exactly, 2 days and I'll pay!
- No! I won't budge from
here without the rent!
- Fine, listen, we will-
LUDO: Morgane, please-
CROSSTALK
- Ssshhh!
CROSSTALK
- "STOP! Stop."
KLAUS: Cock-a-doodle-doo.
Nobody moves.
TV: CAT LAUGHING
TV: DOORBELL
TV: SCOFFS Well don't get up-- huh, "Cat"?
TV: Unngh! Good morning, "Cat"!
TV: Keurkine? In front of my house?
- And fragrant, too!
...
SOBBING
...
DRILL
STIFLES SCREAM
FEARFULLY
- Ah!
- That man.
Tell me where he is.
- I don't know this person.
Sorry, I don't know- AH!
DRILL
SHE SHRIEKS
"STOP STOP STOP"! STOP! STOP!
OK! I know him a little.
I don't know where he is-
DRILL
SHE SCREAMS
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
SHE WAILS
- "STOP"!
Let her go, I'm here.
Let her go.
It's me you wanted-- good, here I am.
Please leave my daughter alone.
"Stop -op -op -op -op!"
One second!
- (It'll be OK.)
SERGE: Calm down, alright?
- I'm fine.
SERGE: So... you think
I killed your mother?
I didn't kill your mother.
I can prove it to you, huh?
- Sit down.
- Huh?
- Sit down!
- I'll sit down.
- I'm listening.
SERGE: Uh...
No, I can't prove it.
OTHERS MURMUR
Morgane, she can- wait-
Morgane can because
she studied the files, and-
and she's HPI.
LUDO: UNINTELLIGIBLE
- What?
HPI! She- she can...
How do you say "HPI" in German?
THEA: UNINTELLIGIBLE
She works for the police!
LUDO: UNINTELLIGIBLE
"She's smart. You know, 'smart'?"
THEA: She's a cop! She's a cop...
SERGE: In German! 'HPI'!
HENRI: It's German.
SERGE: Yes...
LUDO: That's 'HPI'?
HENRI: You understand?
YELPS
...
- You have 20 minutes.
Otherwise, you die first.
ADAM: Yes, hello, Mr. Prosecutor.
We have another victim.
We don't know yet how
he's connected to the case.
INCOMING CALL
Hold on, excuse me.
...
Yes, very well. Very well.
Thank you Mr. Prosecutor.
I'll let you know.
ADAM: I'm not here,
but leave a message, thanks.
BEEP
Karadec, it's me, uh...
Excuse me for disturbing you,
I tried the others, they're not answering.
I'm calling you because
I want to check a hunch,
and I need the case file,
as soon as possible.
If you could email it to me immediately,
I- I would appreciate it.
He'll call back.
He's very professional
about returning calls.
I can still call
another colleague, because-
No-- wait, wait-
- It's over.
ALL: NO NO NO!
- They'll call. Give it 5 minutes.
QUIETLY
SERGE: Ssh, listen.
Listen to me. You know the file.
- (Oh fuck...)
SERGE: Look, there's
no need to lose it-- alright?
You know the file.
Do your thing.
Come on, come on!
- OK, OK...
SOBS
SERGE: Come on.
COAXES
Go ahead!
Come on!
- I can't. It's not coming.
- Mom...
SERGE: Listen to me, honey!
Close your eyes,
listen to my voice.
Do you remember when
we used to play cards,
to condition your memory?
It was great. Well,
you'll get it, you can do it here.
Close your eyes, go ahead. Come on.
♪ 'TWIN PEAKS' NOIR ♪
...
ANNA AND OTHERS
TALKING IN GERMAN
...
FRENCH
COLETTE: They're my family jewels.
I care about them a lot.
OTHER WOMEN
Oh fuck, it's the old woman!
- 'Old woman'? What old woman?
- Your girlfriend.
Martingale, she's the trafficker!
She lured women
by making them think
she would get them into the West,
but she was killing
them to steal their jewelry.
The woman who
stole the brooch is her,
she killed your mother!
(Oh fuck, I did it!)
MURMURING
- I did it!
Oh jeez! Oh yes, yes!
SERGE LAUGHING
Oh, jeez, I was scared. I did it!
ARSENIC
CLOCK CHIMING
- Oh! Thank you so much.
- There!
- This is very, very nice.
It's great. This is what...?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSHE GIGGLES
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Whoa, that's hot!
- Ah, yes!
THEY LAUGH
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- This will de-stress me. LAUGHS
Something I really need!
You may not believe it later,
when someone tells you
'You have a wolf in sheep's clothing,'
you come to suspect everyone.
It's... SIGHS
This morning, for example.
This morning, I went psycho over Morgane.
Yeah! Morgane-- do you know who Morgane is?
She's my colleague, the redhead.
- You should drink it,
It will get cold.
- Sorry, that's rude of me.
I love Morgane.
I love her.
Morgane is like my sister, but:
she has a manipulative side.
So, I trust her, but I'm like, 'Morgane,
what does she want from me?'
I have other specifics. For example,
In January- I'm not boring you?
We were at the DIPJ,* on an investigation-
* THE JUDICIAL POLICE
ADAM: Was the body moved?
- No traces of movement indicated.
- OK, thanks.
- So, here, that's the address.
Go for it. Run!
Revenge does not wait!
SERGE LAUGHS, CAUTIOUSLY
And then I'll take care
of freeing everyone.
SERGE: Yes, I'll help.
- Take off-
No, wait...
What are you afraid of?
That I'll call the cops when you leave?
He's up against it, he's wanted too!
You don't have to worry
about us calling the cops!
- Yes, I'm afraid I'm wanted too.
- You see?
MORGANE: So, uh, there's...
No!
OK. OK, I see that there is no trust.
Alright, tie me up.
We'll wait for someone to find us.
There! Okay with you?
- I'm sorry.
SERGE GRUNTS
ALL: OH!
♪ GODFATHER THEME PARODY ♪
MORGANE: (Oh!)
SHOT
- It's like with the toaster story.
I provided it, for months.
She leaves, the toaster disappears.
Three months later, I go to her house.
What do I see? The same toaster.
Same model, same color. She has
the nerve to claim it's not my toaster!
I said to her, 'Morgane, stop.
It doesn't matter,
just admit it.'
Like, it'll catch up with her,
karma will catch up with her.
Yes yes yes, that's for sure,
and for certain.
Do you have any sugar?
- Uh, oh...
- Oh, don't bother, Mrs. Martingale!
I'll get it, I'm a big boy.
Thanks.
I'll say this: Morgane, she's
the one. Love her.
We don't change people.
Sure, she's one hell of a chick.
One hell of a chick.
DAPHNE: Gilles, there is
a wolf in sheep's clothing.
...the coroner found
traces of arsenic in the body.
- Hmm!
CHUCKLES
No... This is a very nice jacket
you have there, Mrs. Martingale.
Is it mutton?
- Lamb.
- Ah.
- Let's stop with the slaughter, Mrs. Martingale!
The shepherd,
the stick, the pot.
We stop all that with the lambs.
Raise your hands.
Mrs. Martingale...
IRONIC LAUGH
The gray wolf.
- You needed to let go.
- So much.
What was I imagining?
The world would stop turning
because my laptop is off for 48 hours?
It's ridiculous.
You're right.
I have a problem.
- Come on, come here.
Come here, my little druggie.
- This "weekend," we relax.
CELINE: To letting go.
CARON: Oh yeah, good.
CELINE: I should look at my messages.
- Are you alright, Morgane?
Sorry, I didn't have my phone.
Everyone is fine?
- Yes, in the end.
The children are super-shocked.
None of them was hurt.
They just left with Ludo.
CELINE: That's great.
What happened?
How was he able to get close to you ?
I'll brief you at the PJ. I think Morgane
should go to the ER for an exam.
- Yes.
CELINE: Of course,
I'll find a firefighter.
Please?
Thanks, huh?
- Tell your father to
lay low the next few months.
He should be careful not
to attract attention to himself.
- But Karadec...
do what you have to do.
Don't lie for me.
I'm sorry.
I wanted it to work between us.
I couldn't tell you...
I was afraid that-
- Morgane.
It's over.
Madam?
How are you? Shall we go?
- Huh?
- Come with me?
- Come.
FIREFIGHTER: Let's go.
I'll take you, let's go.
♪ UNDER THE BRIDGE
BY RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS ♪
♪ ... ♪
- Hi!
- What are you doing?
- Yeah.
SCREAMS
DOCTOR: Mrs. Alvaro?
- Yes.
- I have your X-ray,
you do not have a concussion.
On the other hand, given the
circumstances, I would like to
do an ultrasound to
make sure that baby is well.
LAUGHS
- 'The baby'!
Heh...
MORGANE: How is this possible?
- You didn't know?
SIGHS\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
You're at 15 or 16 weeks.
- Seriously?
- Did you have unprotected
sex about 4 months ago?
WORD JUMBLE
LAUGHTER
GASPS
[TWO EPISODES AGO]
(Oh fuck!)
WHISTLING\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
...
DRILL REVS
GERMAN
Where did you get this?
FRENCH
- I don't understand.
- This thing, who did you steal it from?
GERMAN
Talk!
FRENCH
- No one! I'm not a thief!
DRILL ACTIVATES
NO! NO!
SCREAMS
GILLES: Rony Boyer, 42 years old.
The store owner. An employee
found him when he arrived this morning.
ADAM: Cause of death?
BONNEMAIN: A bullet in the neck, but
he also has wounds on the arms and legs
inflicted before death.
- So; tortured.
What with?
- At first glance,
I would say with a drill.
- Ugh!
- Anything else?
MOTOR NOISE
GILLES STARTLED
LAUGHS
You freaked out! Ha ha!
I love this kind of shop,
you always find stuff!
- Good morning Morgane.
- For example: this is funny.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Good morning.
- Good morning!
- You make the observations,
I've got this. CLEARS THROAT
MORGANE: LAUGHS
There's some cool stuff here, huh?
You looking for a gift
for me for tonight?
SHE LAUGHS
It's not mandatory.
- It's you who were invited.
It's normally up to you to bring a gift.
We said 8 pm, is that right?
(Yes that's it.)
- The killer didn't steal anything.
The team checked, nothing is
missing from the shelves or storeroom.
- Have you checked the safe?
GILLES: What safe?
- There. You don't see those outlets?
They don't look like the others at all.
Well, obviously it's nonfunctional,
with a power strip next to it
with 50 things plugged into it.
In my view, there is a safe behind there.
HOLLOW SOUND
MORGANE: Ha! I'm good, huh?
LAUGHS
GILLES: There's hidden jewelry
that aren't on the books.
It smells like stolen goods.
- Well done, Morgane.
It was valuable, we would've
wasted a lot of time.
- What have you done?
I'm glad I was able to help.
HIGH INTELLECTUAL POTENTIAL
- I didn't understand anything.
I didn't understand anything.
SERGE: No no no,
it's much more interesting,
because the funds will
be disbursed directly
to a renewable energy
company-- yeah?
and so with ecology
taking off, it's awesome.
MOBILE RINGING
MOBILE RINGING
Here, it's my daughter.
She's also investing in this thing!
- Oh?
- Yes, yes.
- Hi honey, how are you doing?
- I'm doing fine, after having
found your fucking jewelry
at a crime scene!
- Uh, excuse me, I have
to tell her something.
Listen to me Morgane:
First, please calm down.
I don't understand what you're telling me.
- (Stop it!)
(Stop it! Why didn't you tell me?)
(OK? I found them in a shop in Roubaix,
the boss of the shop
was killed with a drill!)
- Understand? A drill !
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO
- In Roubaix? But I- I-
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO
- In Roubaix? But I- I-
I don't know what you're talking about.
You there, Dede? Dede? Dede!
A small glass of white wine please.
Right, listen-
- Stay focused on what I'm telling you.
A guy is dead
and my squad is investigating it, alright?
Even if this wasn't you, our
fingerprints are for sure going to be on it.
- Hold on, I- I- I- I wiped
everything before selling them
to Redbones. I used false names. What
do you take me for?
Look, you're always telling me
that your colleagues are nothing without you.
- There's nothing, nothing yet
at this point anyway, I mean...
- So investigate as usual,
and as soon as you see
it's getting close to us,
you redirect them.
- (I 'redirect' them?)
I'm cleaning up your bullshit as always.
ADAM: Thank you for
coming Mrs. Martingale.
- Hey, who's the old woman?
DAPHNE: She's the owner of
the jewelry from the crime scene.
She reported them stolen after an attack.
- (Shit...)
- Yeah.
- Do you recognize the jewelry?
- Oh!
Oh yes!
These are my jewels!
- How- how did you find them?
- We found them
in the store of a man who was murdered.
- My God...
- We're seeking to identify
the people they were received from.
Could you tell me what happened
the day you were attacked?
- Oh dear...
It's a bit blurry.
At my age, my memory... I'm-
- I understand.
SHE IS ANGUISHED
MOOD SHIFTS
- It was a little after 5:30 pm.
I had just made tea,
when Thierry rang.
Whoa!
- Thierry!
- I answered. He had a cane.
I let him in and that's it.
- 'Thierry' what?
- Thierry Askuch.
A-S-K-U-C-H.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- (('Askuch'...))
A-S-K-U-C-H.
A-S-K-U-C-H.
An Albanian shipowner.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- (Let's go: Thierry Askruch.)\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Thierry... Askuch.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h'Askuch.' 'Askuch'?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShe said 'Askruch.'
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h'Askuch.' 'Askuch'?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- 'Askruch.'\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- 'Askuch.'
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- 'Thierry Askruch.'\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- 'Thierry Askuch.'
- Stop it, that's\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
not what I heard.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
- Excuse me.
Daphne, are you on it?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- 'Askruch.'\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes. 'Askuch.'
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA Lebanese aviator.
- Thanks.
So-- you invited him into your house.
What happened then?
- Then, I...
I don't recall everything. I...
INHALES SHARPLY
He raised his cane like so.
And... bam!
So.
And then he grabbed my jewelry box.
That's all... huh...
- This Thierry, he was alone?
- C'MON, GET MOVING!
COME ON!
COLETTE: Yes...? I think.
- That's all for now Mrs. Martingale.
- So nice.
- I'll see you out.
- Thank you, thank you...
- Hey! What's the matter?
MORGANE: I lost my chewing gum.
- When do you think I can get them back?
They're my family jewels.
I care about them a lot.
- Yes, of course,
as soon as the investigation is over.
- Thank you.
You're so nice to me.
Goodbye sir... miss.
- It's fine!
I found it. It was worth it.
- Such a nice granny,
who'd do this? Who?
- This job makes you
lose faith in humanity.
- Yeah, ultimately though, watch out.
the old people today,
aren't like they used to be.
They play sports and everything,
I think you should be careful.
Um...
- So, I'm guessing we don't have any
Albanian shipowners named
'Thierry Askuch' on file.
- No, it's clearly a fake name.
- Okay.
- Have you heard anything
new from the commissioner?
The warrant is urgent.
ADAM: We need authorization to seize.
CARON: Alright...
- Yes, it's urgent.
- I authorize seizures. That's it. Thanks.
- Was that Karadec I heard?
- Yes.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- What's happening?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hmm.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA homicide?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHunhh...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDISINTERESTED
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Something big?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- A drill murder.
Nothing serious.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
- Murder with a drill?
- Yes.
- Why didn't they tell me?
- Tut tut, hey hey hey.
No no no-- what did we say?
This "weekend," we...?
BOTH: Relax!
- Yeah.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
- If there is an emergency,
they'll call me.
Come on.
ASKUCH? IS THAT YOUR FAKE NAME?
DAPHNE: I read Rony Boyer's emails.
ASKUCH? IS THAT YOUR FAKE NAME?
There's not much interesting.
There's not much interesting.
A request for prices with a German
customer interested in a brooch.
On the other hand,
I found an interesting message
on his son's answering machine.
I'M HANDLING\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
IT. RELAX.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Yeah!
- Yeah, Rony, it's me. You're
avoiding me, I'll try your landline.
I'm having coffee and I thought of you.
I'll come after closing, OK?
We need to talk.
ADAM: It could be the killer.
- Did you trace the call?
- It was a masked number.
I asked the carrier for information.
I have something new
on the Albanian shipowner,
who stole Mrs. Martingale's jewelry.
The Gendarmerie has made
a composite portrait of the robber.
I just received it tonight.
- Wait, wait, no-- time-out.
Uh, are we agreed the killer left
a message on an answering machine,
and we, we don't do anything?
- Uh...
- I want to hear Daphne.
We can't identify him for the moment.
STAMMERS Well...
ADAM: 'Well' what?
- It was you who said it!
Sorry, excuse me!
I want to give this a shot.
- Yeah, Rony, it's me. You're
avoiding me, I'll try your landline.
Ah! There! What did we just hear?
- Nothing. You?
- A vibration-- typical of a
glass on a table!
He's next to a tram line.
Or a subway. In any case,
something that rolls and vibrates.
OK?
- So the call originates from a location
near a tram or metro.
What else?
- 'What else, what else'!
Well, we continue the search.
So... what else?
- I'm having coffee and I thought of you.
SEAGULL CRIES
- I'm having coffee and I thought of you.
SEAGULL CRIES
:
SEAGULL CRIES
I'll come after closing, OK?
SEAGULL CRIES
I'll come after closing, OK?
There, hear it?
- I hear nothing, there's nothing.
DAPHNE STAMMERS
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- A seagull!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- A seagull.
- A seagull?
- When you say 'seagull,'
that means stuff to eat.
I'll lay odds it's next to a market.
That's it: tram line, market.
Let's start looking!
Give me something here!
Good. So then, what's next.
- Okay.
MORGANE: We continue.
- We need to talk.
CRACKING
- Oh jeez! That's subtle.
The best for the end.
He has ice cubes in his glass!
And-- bam !
TRIUMPHANT Aha!
GILLES: Ice cubes?
- How do you know it's ice cubes?
- Because they crack, Gilles.
They crack.
OK. I'll explain.
So--
imagine water molecules!
When they are frozen
to make ice cubes,
they put themselves in
orderly formation like crystals.
- Yeah.
- But if raise the temperature a bit,
they contract! Urrrr...!
And what happens is awesome.
In this case, it cracks.
Like the guy said
earlier in his message,
he's having a coffee,
I take it he made his call
between a tram line and a market
in a bar that serves iced coffee!
- Hot coffee gives me heartburn.
ADAM: Morgane?
- Yeah, no...
You didn't hear anything, huh?
LAUGHS
I was just extrapolating and everything!
It's the kind of thing
that looks clever on paper,
but in concrete terms...
- On paper?
Yes, that's it!
The message was left
on the victim's landline.
Look, next to the phone.
The notepad and the uncapped pen.
ADAM: You think he was
making notes about the message?
- There's a way to find out:
look in the sealed evidence.
ADAM: You're kidding.
'Remind Red...'
BOTH: 'Redbones'?
- 'Redbones'?
Daphne, please call Serious Crime,
ask them for anything
they have on this guy.
- What's going on here?
- Redbones. He's the leader
of the Skulls, a biker gang.
Well, we have a suspect. Well done, Gilles.
You really thought this up?
- Yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Your seagull thing and
the ice cubes-- great.
Really, it's...
You missed the little...
the I-don't-know-what.
You could say it's, thank you, patience.
After all...
WITH MOUTH FULL
DAPHNE: Lt. Forestier.
I would like to locate
a suspect's mobile phone please.
I'll hold.
- His ex-wife.
OK, got it. Thanks, Lieutenant.
- Oh my. GASPS
- Hmm?
- (Gilles!)
- What?
It confirms what I thought.
Wait, I'll call you back.
I drew your cards.
Look at what came up.
The Devil, the Moon, and Death.
The worst cards.
- Death, in the tarot, it doesn't
really mean death. You draw that-
- What? No, that's an urban legend
for people who draw shitty cards,
it's to reassure them.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDeath is death.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDeath is death. Well yeah!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah?
It means that
you have a wolf in sheep's clothing
among those near you.
You absolutely have to find out who it is
before he distills his poison.
Otherwise,
(it's death.)
- No.
- (Yes.)
- Who is the wolf?
- I don't know who it is.
But I don't want you
going into the field this week.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Thanks so much.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSerious Crime knows
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwhere Redbones is.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCome on, let's go.
- Uh, no no, I don't want to go.
I think I have...
- Cystitis.
He has cystitis.
- Yeah.
((It's okay,)) a wolf, ((who?))
((What is this bullshit?))
((Fuck.))
CALMING BREATH
SERGE ON PHONE
MORGANE: (Yes. If he
recognizes me, what do I do?)
SERGE ON PHONE
Uh huh.
I'm just buying time.
Did you call him back?
SERGE: Morgane, I can manage.
MORGANE: Yes. I-
MORGANE: I said he's like
a rottweiler with its prey.
...
MORGANE: No, if I
overdo it I'll get burned.
HAND DRYER STARTS
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLAUGHS
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hUNCOMFORTABLY
- It was...\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
- It was Henri, who's\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
disputing the rent.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
- The rent, of course it is, yes.
- I've gotta get back to see Karadec.
He's waiting for me.
This morning he was 'Grrrr! Work, work!'
I better not dawdle!
See you later.
- Yeah.
See you later..
According to Serious Crime,
Redbones comes here to do business
to be sure the people
he talks to aren't wired.
- It must be full of naked guys,
you have to warn them if they're changing.
- Does it bother you,
naked suspects?
- Oh, frankly it does a little.
I learn from my mistakes,
I'll have you know.
- Oh, good.
- Yes.
MORGANE: COVER UP,
WE'RE COMING IN!
- Morgane!
GASPS - Look! Your hand!
- ((Fuck!))\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
- Stay here.
- HEY! POLICE!
HEY!
SON OF A BITCH!
- I''ll call for help, huh?
REDBONES GROANS
- Mr. Redbones?
- Morgane...
- Mr. Redbones?
- He's looking for your father, Morgane.
- Huh?
- He's looking for your father.
COUGHING
He's looking for your father.
(He's looking for your father.)
GASPS
MOBILE VIBRATING
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Is that your mobile?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Is that your mobile?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- It's not possible.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I have to check mine.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt may be important,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\habout an investigation.
- Listen, really, you have\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
to trust them, okay?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
I'm sure\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
everything's alright.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You think?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You think?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yes!
- No, but seriously.
You've not only got the cops
on your ass, you have a psychopath too.
SERGE: Alright, Morgane, I can't hear you.
- The drill killer is looking for you.
DRILL
SHE GASPS
Hello.
FRIENDLY CHORTLE
Thea?
THEA: Hi, Mom.
- Don't move.
- (Thea, you let this guy into the house?)
- Yeah, we hired him for the stairs.
I already paid the deposit
so he would show up.
- Are you completely unconscious?
Fine, we'll talk about it later.
Go pack your bag with your brother,
then go straight to Ludo's, come on.
THEA: Are you serious?
- No discussion, this is an act of god!
Yeah ?
SERGE: Hello?
DRILL DROWNS
OUT SERGE
I'm going into the bedroom, don't move.
...
Listen good: this is your
last chance to tell me the truth.
TAPPING ON PHONE
Why does this guy want to kill you?
- I dunno, I don't know who it is.
DRILL ON PHONE
Really, you don't need to worry.
DRILL ON PHONE
What it is-
DRILL ON PHONE
- Hello?
- Hello?
- Hello?
DRILL ON PHONE
ECHO
- Yes, hello?
- Tell me, where are you?
DRILL ON PHONE
ECHO
- By the car, why?
HAMMERING
HAMMERING
- Hello?
- ((It can't be true!))
HAMMERING
Are you fucking kidding me?
- No, hold on, it's because
of my grandchildren.
I miss them. So, I- I-
- Your grandchildren will be killed
because of you if you stay here,
now get out!
- Yeah, listen, fine.
- You fixed up this shack
with my dough, alright?
So now maybe you
can let me stay for 48 hours!
MOBILE RINGS
Shit!
- (Shut up, don't move.)
Yes! Hello, Kara'.
- Yes.
Morgane, the case is
taking longer than expected.
Can we say 8:30 pm?
- Oh... yeah...
Yeah, I was going to call you because...
I've had some bad luck,
Ludo can't babysit tonight
Can we move our date to
tomorrow night? That would be great...
- Tomorrow. No worries.
- Awesome!
I'm happy here.
OK, we're a go for tomorrow.
- Okay.
- Goodbye!
(You jerkoff.)
Right. Go up to the attic, but I warn you,
when this is over
you're out of my life-- clear?
- Alright.
- Yes Daphne, anything new?
- According to the bathhouse cashier,
the killer has a German accent.
- Did you say 'German'?
Didn't you mention the
first victim had a German client?
- Yes, about a brooch.
Guess what.
We thought it was a coincidence,
but this brooch is
the only piece of your jewelry
that wasn't found at the crime scene.
We think it's what
the killer was looking for.
- Anna's brooch.
- 'Anna'?
- Anna is a friend I met in Berlin
50 years ago.
- Ah.
- In the 70s, I was a secretary
at the French embassy
in the communist zone.*
* EAST BERLIN
Anna worked with me.
She was German.
We became close.
The brooch was hers:
Anna Krueger.
- Do you know if she is still alive?
- No.
I don't know.
How can I explain it to you?
She fell in love with
a Frenchman she met at work,
I never knew who.
She was very secretive about him.
One day she told me she dreamed of
finding a way to join him in the West.
ADAM: Mm-hmm.
COLETTE: I tried to dissuade her.
In '71, crossing the border illegally
was very dangerous.
You could be arrested, extorted, or worse.
But...
she didn't want to listen to me.
She even asked me to help her.
ADAM: She gave you her brooch because
she was afraid of being robbed?
COLETTE: Yes.
- With my diplomatic passport,
it was easy.
I crossed the border
the same day.
I waited for her
on the other side, to return it to her.
She never came to get it.
ADAM: Do you know what happened to her?
- No!
I never heard from her again.
I returned to France a few years later.
I always kept the brooch.
COLETTE: I...
I was hoping she would end up
coming to collect it.
- Would you have a picture
of Anna by any chance?
- Oh.
- Let me look in my albums.
- The murders are linked to this brooch.
From what we know it originally
belonged to this woman:
Anna Krueger.
In 1972, she tried to leave
East Germany and disappeared,
after entrusting the brooch
to her friend Mrs. Martingale.
- It remained hidden at
the bottom of a box for 50 years,
until it was stolen by Thierry Askuch.
After that the brooch passed to Redbones,
and then to our first victim.
- That's where the killer traces it
and goes after anyone
who had it in their possession.
Daphne, have you found any
other intermediaries?
- Yeah.
According to Redbones' notebook,
an 'S. Nessuno' gave him the brooch.
With other jewelry of Mrs. Martingale.
I haven't managed to identify him yet.
ADAM: Uh.
OK. Keep digging into him and Askuch.
They are probably
the killer's next targets.
We have to identify them.
- Yes, alright.
It- it's very good, the intermediaries,
nice, but the question is,
you have to ask yourself,
what's the killer's motive?
Why is he stuck on plugging them?
Am I wrong?
- Maybe the killer has a
connection to the original owner,
that they are both German.
- Yes, Gilles!
That's interesting,
there's something to dig into!
So what do we have on this Anna?
- Exactly nothing.
She disappeared in 1972.
Nobody's ever seen her again.
- Nobody?
Nessuno means "nobody" in Italian.
- Mm-hmm.
- We agree he sold the jewelry to the bikers.
Okay... And the Albanian shipowner, Askuch.
What's 'askuch'?
What does 'askuch' mean in Albanian?
- I dunno.
I'll look it up.
"Nobody." It's the same guy.
A single intermediary.
- How many people are faster than him?
- Faster than him?
Nobody.
MY NAME IS NOBODY*
* 1973 SERGIO LEONE WESTERN
YOUNGER SERGE: So. He's a
smart one, this Nobody.
He always gets his way. Always.
Don't tell your mother
I showed you the movie, because...
ADAM: It's the same guy.
This guy is the intermediary.
He calls himself Nobody.
That's all we know.
GILLES: The killer must be looking for him.
ADAM: We need to find him first.
Daphne?
Check the CCTV at Mrs. Martingale's.
Gilles, check with the Fines Office,
if he parked there
he may have gotten a ticket.
GILLES: Definitely.
- Get going. Get going!
- (Fuck, unbelievable.)
- OK, OK, hit the brakes!
I mean, we had a lead, I don't
understand why we're dropping it.
Focus a little! This is thin.
LANDLINE RINGS
- Hello?
- Morgane, we got something.
GILLES: 2015? OK. Yeah, thanks.
That was Forensics.
The prints from the bathhouse
match those from a case in 2015.
An attack in Paris.
With a drill.
- Yes! That's a lead!
That's it, now we have something.
Well done, Gilles.
HERVE: I told the
police everything in 2015.
This guy came into my place, he hit me,
he pulled out a drill to threaten me.
He was hooded, I didn't see his face.
- The reasons for the attack
weren't mentioned at the time.
Did he say what he wanted from you?
- No.
He was very inconsistent.
I thought he was sick,
or on drugs.
- Have you seen this woman before?
- No!
No.
- Are you sure?
It's Anna Krueger.
We think your attacker is looking for her.
He's murdered four people
in the last 48 hours.
So if you have an opinion who it is,
and can help identify him,
you have to tell us.
I could tell you
what he did to his victims,
but I think you can imagine.
- It's our son.
- Pardon? Your son?
- I met Anna in East Berlin.
Um, we had an affair.
She got pregnant.
- It was you she wanted
to join in France?
- She got in trouble
because of our history.
When Klaus was born,
the Stasi started watching her.
She had to go, she had no choice.
She found a smuggler.
But she never arrived.
I thought that she had been arrested.
- And your son, what became of him?
- He was sent to an orphanage
for children of deserters.
I tried to get him out.
It was impossible.
- Then 8 years ago he wanted to
know what happened to his mother, right?
- When he understood
that I had no answers for him,
he went crazy.
KLAUS SINGING
HERVE: I don't know what they did to him,
but this broke him.
He's even more sick.
DEDE: We're closing.
- Yeah.
Tell me, Daphne- uh...
Um, you received the list of PV* from
* PARKING TICKETS
Mrs. Martingale's neighborhood?
* PARKING TICKETS
- Yes.
- I was thinking...
how you're so overwhelmed,
I could take care of them.
- Oh, how nice!
- If I can help.
- The Commander will take care of it.
- Okay.
- But we have the call logs of
the victims' phones for 6 months,
if you want to go through them.
- No, I don't have the time.
- I see.
OK cool. Thanks! See you tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.
(OK...)
HAND GEL
LAPTOP BEEPS
TRIBE OF DANA
(SONG BY MANAU)
PASSWORD INCORRECT
GILLES: I ran a search on Klaus Krueger.
- And?
GILLES: No news.
ADAM: (Shit.)
ADAM: Contact the German
authorities, and the Belgians.
ACCOUNT BLOCKED
We need it as quickly as possible.
- Absolutely.
- Well, I'm ready. Here we go, eh?
- Where are you going ?
- Well, the Commander
invited me to dinner to thank me
for my part in the investigation.
- Yep.
- Wow, that's nice.
- Are we going?
- Yes.
- I made contributions too.
Names on notepads,
the parking tickets, uh...
INCREDULOUS
Ha!
- Good evening Gilles.
- Yeah, good evening.
ACCOUNT BLOCKED
TOO MANY INCORRECT PASSWORD ATTEMPTS
- Cheers!
- I hope it's chilled enough.
- Ah!
Ta-da!
- It's for me?
- Absolutely!
- You can't say I didn't do it right.
- How nice.
Uh... you shouldn't have.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mmm!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I mean: yeah!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mmm!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I mean: yeah!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mmm! Ah!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I mean: yeah! Thanks!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Mmm! Ah!
- It'll make you laugh!
THEY LAUGH
- OK, a charger with 3 USB ports.
Great, thank you.
It's practical for your family!
TEXT ALERT
- A little joke.
- Ah, it's a text from Daphne.
Apparently there's an Anna
Krueger file in the "Schtasi" archives,
the German authorities
will send it to us.
- Say 'Stasi' again.
- "Schtasi."
SHE LAUGHS
- Oh yeah.
Say something else in German.
- Uh, mm...
GERMAN
'tomorrow we'll get the Stasi files.'
SHE LAUGHS
- Damn, that's crazy. It- it-
it gives a completely different look.
It changes you completely.
- Really?
- Oh yeah, try Russian.
- Russian?
- Yeah.
- Uh...
Uh...
RUSSIAN
'I have to go for a little walk.'
- No, I don't like it.
- No?
- Oh- Italian!
ITALIAN
- 'Morgane keeps asking me
questions so I'll kiss her.'
THEY LAUGH
- It's classy, Italian.
THEY LAUGH QUIETLY
- What does it mean?
- Oh, nothing.
- Well, uh, there was
a 'Morgane' in there.
Still, I like it.
- Oh, really?
So? What did it mean?
- Mmm... Well...
KITCHEN TIMER
Don't move. I'll be back.
KITCHEN TIMER
KITCHEN TIMER
Be careful, it's hot.
- Nachos?
Oh.
- What?
You eat that?
- You don't like?
- Yes yes yes, it's just that...
I didn't think you ate this.
I still have a lot of things
to find out about you.
I have a little game for you.
I ask you questions and
you respond with one word, OK?
- I hate that.
- OK, great. So, uh...
The name of your favorite pet
when you were little?
HE SIGHS
- Surcouf, a doberman with
a face like a Bad Guy, but the best.
- OK. First name of
your favorite grandmother?
- Paulette.
- Alright.
Your first CD?
- Uh, the Red Hot Chili
Peppers, "Under The Bridge."
- Oh yeah. That was cool.
- Yes.
HUMS
BOTH HUM
♪ "Take me to the place I love" ♪
♪ Take me all the way ♪
♪ Ye-ah! ♪
♪ Yeah... ♪
- (Yeah, that was cool.)
- Mmm...
- Where would you go on vacation?
- To "La Pointue*."
* SHARP/POINTY
- "La Pointue"?
- Yes.
Our house in Brittany.
We called it that
for the shape of the roof.
I loved spending holidays
there with my brother.
- You don't go there anymore?
- No.
We sold it after my brother's accident.
There was a bunker above
the beach where we loved to play.
And...
My mother asked me to
take care of my brother, as usual.
Except that that year,
I was 14 years old.
I wanted to go have fun
with the other teenagers. And...
I was kissing my first girlfriend.
He went to the bunker
and he had a bad fall.
I haven't talked about
that for a long time.
- I have to go
because in fact,
I have a carpenter
who's finishing the stairs.
I have to pay him.
Really enjoyed it.
I really enjoyed it a lot.
It was- it was great. See you tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow.
INCORRECT PASSWORD
TRY AGAIN
WELCOME
RELIEVED SIGH
ROUBAIX PARKING TICKETS
Anna Krueger's Stasi file.
It's really something.
She was spied on for 6 months
after the birth of her son.
It's all her movements.
On March 7, 1972, she gets on a bus
to Magdeburg, near the border,
And then they lost trace of her.
- I imagine they never saw her again.
- Not quite.
The file was updated in 1979,
after the discovery
of the bodies of four women
in a mass grave near Magdeburg.
One was never
formally identified,
but matches Anna
in terms of size of the clothing.
ADAM: Her son is
torturing people in France
to try to understand what
happened to her.
But she was in East Germany.
Do you think it was a Stasi execution?
- The report doesn't say so, but
the coroner found
traces of arsenic in the body.
That's not their modus operandi.
ADAM: Ah good. OK.
ADAM: Has anyone else
been interested in the case?
- I have the list on my desk.
- Awesome.
MORGANE: Hey!
Hi there, Bee Gees!
LAUGHS
DAPHNE: Hi.
MORGANE: Hi...
- Hello, Morgane.
- Good morning!
Gilles.
Did I miss something?
- Yes, actually. Anna Krueger is dead.
Her body was found
near the East German border.
I'm good, and you ?
- Yeah!
Great.
- I wanted to tell you,
if there's a problem,
I'm here.
CLIPPED
- Yeah!
No worries, everything's fine.
Can I talk to you?
- Yes, of course.
CLEARS THROAT.
ADAM: What's the matter ?
- RIght- uh... Here it is- uh...
I saw someone do something.
I'm not completely sure, but
if I'm right, and someone did this thing,
I have to tell you about it--
while protecting that someone--
who often does things!
- What did she do ?
- She wanted to get into your computer.
You alright?
- Mm-hmm!
No problem, Gilles.
She had to print me a document.
Everything's normal.
- Did you give her your password?
- Yes.
I'm understaffed on
the Mrs. Martingale surveillance.
Will you be able to assure her protection
until relief arrives?
- Oh... her protection?
Phew, I still don't feel...
very good. And...
But I'll go.
- Great, thank you.
- I owe you.
- Okay.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Are you sure ?
ADAM: Yeah, everything's fine.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h'laPointue.'
No spaces, capital P.
- Huh?
- My computer password.
But you already know that.
- What are you saying?
- I recovered the ticket, Morgane.
During the Martingale assault
you were there too.
- OK, fine, I was there.
It's not what you think.
My dad screwed up, again.
He owed money.
Finally, we had to...
He owed the guy a lot of money,
he stole the jewelry
to pay it back-- there!
But...
Everything that happened after that,
it doesn't involve me.
- You used me.
- No! But-
No no, no,
I lied about it, okay.
But everything else is the truth.
You have to trust me.
- Don't talk to me about trust!
You're just lying!
Trust is created!
It's discussed and shared!
MOBILE RINGS
- Yes, Daphne?
- Commander, where are you?
The suspect was seen leaving a bar.
- OK. Send an invervention
team right away, I'm on my way now.
- OK, no but wait,
wait, at least let me tell you what I know!
- Go home.
If you interfere in any way,
I'll inform Internal Affairs.
BELL OF NOTRE DAME
DE LA TREILLE
...
...
POLICE!
HAMMERING
- (Oh jeez, really?)
SHE SIGHS
HAMMERING
Good morning.
SIGHS
Drill
...
...
My colleagues have looked around,
but I want to check.
- You think I'm in danger?
- In danger? No.
The suspect can't find you.
And you're with me.
You risk nothing.
NERVOUS LAUGH
Unless my cards were right.
- Your what?
- No, nothing. It's nonsense.
I have a friend who loves fortune-telling.
She predicted that
I was going to die today. LAUGHS
SPUTTERS, CHUCKLES
I don't believe it at all.
Because a psychopath
with a drill isn't looking for me!
He won't be coming here.
I don't have to be paranoid
about getting killed.
- I was going to
make myself some tea.
Do you want some?
- Ah... tea?
Yes, with pleasure, yes.
DOORBELL
DOORBELL
Yes, alright, I'm coming!
- Ludo, what are you doing here?
- I'm bringing back your kids, Morgane.
- No, no!
- I've been babysitting for 2 days,
it's not my week.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You really must
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\htake them back.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You really must\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No, you can't
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\htake them back.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hleave them!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- You really must\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No, you can't
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\htake them back.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hleave them!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No, you can't
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hello, sir.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hleave them!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hello, sir.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMORGANE: I'll explain.
HE SIGHS
- I have a psychopath who wants my skin,
It's super dangerous bringing them back!
- But there's always someone
who wants your skin, Morgane,
CROSSTALK
MORGANE: It's serious!
CROSSTALK
LUDO: ...your schedule, OK?
MORGANE: No, this is not the time!
DOORBELL
LUDO: Put down your things.
- (Don't move.)
LUDO: No, what happened
was your mother.
- You're not my father already.
- In one week!
CROSSTALK
HENRI: Morgane, you've
got to stop avoiding me!
It's been 3 weeks! Hello.
- Exactly, 2 days and I'll pay!
- No! I won't budge from
here without the rent!
- Fine, listen, we will-
LUDO: Morgane, please-
CROSSTALK
- Ssshhh!
CROSSTALK
- "STOP! Stop."
KLAUS: Cock-a-doodle-doo.
Nobody moves.
TV: CAT LAUGHING
TV: DOORBELL
TV: SCOFFS Well don't get up-- huh, "Cat"?
TV: Unngh! Good morning, "Cat"!
TV: Keurkine? In front of my house?
- And fragrant, too!
...
SOBBING
...
DRILL
STIFLES SCREAM
FEARFULLY
- Ah!
- That man.
Tell me where he is.
- I don't know this person.
Sorry, I don't know- AH!
DRILL
SHE SHRIEKS
"STOP STOP STOP"! STOP! STOP!
OK! I know him a little.
I don't know where he is-
DRILL
SHE SCREAMS
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
SHE WAILS
- "STOP"!
Let her go, I'm here.
Let her go.
It's me you wanted-- good, here I am.
Please leave my daughter alone.
"Stop -op -op -op -op!"
One second!
- (It'll be OK.)
SERGE: Calm down, alright?
- I'm fine.
SERGE: So... you think
I killed your mother?
I didn't kill your mother.
I can prove it to you, huh?
- Sit down.
- Huh?
- Sit down!
- I'll sit down.
- I'm listening.
SERGE: Uh...
No, I can't prove it.
OTHERS MURMUR
Morgane, she can- wait-
Morgane can because
she studied the files, and-
and she's HPI.
LUDO: UNINTELLIGIBLE
- What?
HPI! She- she can...
How do you say "HPI" in German?
THEA: UNINTELLIGIBLE
She works for the police!
LUDO: UNINTELLIGIBLE
"She's smart. You know, 'smart'?"
THEA: She's a cop! She's a cop...
SERGE: In German! 'HPI'!
HENRI: It's German.
SERGE: Yes...
LUDO: That's 'HPI'?
HENRI: You understand?
YELPS
...
- You have 20 minutes.
Otherwise, you die first.
ADAM: Yes, hello, Mr. Prosecutor.
We have another victim.
We don't know yet how
he's connected to the case.
INCOMING CALL
Hold on, excuse me.
...
Yes, very well. Very well.
Thank you Mr. Prosecutor.
I'll let you know.
ADAM: I'm not here,
but leave a message, thanks.
BEEP
Karadec, it's me, uh...
Excuse me for disturbing you,
I tried the others, they're not answering.
I'm calling you because
I want to check a hunch,
and I need the case file,
as soon as possible.
If you could email it to me immediately,
I- I would appreciate it.
He'll call back.
He's very professional
about returning calls.
I can still call
another colleague, because-
No-- wait, wait-
- It's over.
ALL: NO NO NO!
- They'll call. Give it 5 minutes.
QUIETLY
SERGE: Ssh, listen.
Listen to me. You know the file.
- (Oh fuck...)
SERGE: Look, there's
no need to lose it-- alright?
You know the file.
Do your thing.
Come on, come on!
- OK, OK...
SOBS
SERGE: Come on.
COAXES
Go ahead!
Come on!
- I can't. It's not coming.
- Mom...
SERGE: Listen to me, honey!
Close your eyes,
listen to my voice.
Do you remember when
we used to play cards,
to condition your memory?
It was great. Well,
you'll get it, you can do it here.
Close your eyes, go ahead. Come on.
♪ 'TWIN PEAKS' NOIR ♪
...
ANNA AND OTHERS
TALKING IN GERMAN
...
FRENCH
COLETTE: They're my family jewels.
I care about them a lot.
OTHER WOMEN
Oh fuck, it's the old woman!
- 'Old woman'? What old woman?
- Your girlfriend.
Martingale, she's the trafficker!
She lured women
by making them think
she would get them into the West,
but she was killing
them to steal their jewelry.
The woman who
stole the brooch is her,
she killed your mother!
(Oh fuck, I did it!)
MURMURING
- I did it!
Oh jeez! Oh yes, yes!
SERGE LAUGHING
Oh, jeez, I was scared. I did it!
ARSENIC
CLOCK CHIMING
- Oh! Thank you so much.
- There!
- This is very, very nice.
It's great. This is what...?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSHE GIGGLES
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Whoa, that's hot!
- Ah, yes!
THEY LAUGH
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- This will de-stress me. LAUGHS
Something I really need!
You may not believe it later,
when someone tells you
'You have a wolf in sheep's clothing,'
you come to suspect everyone.
It's... SIGHS
This morning, for example.
This morning, I went psycho over Morgane.
Yeah! Morgane-- do you know who Morgane is?
She's my colleague, the redhead.
- You should drink it,
It will get cold.
- Sorry, that's rude of me.
I love Morgane.
I love her.
Morgane is like my sister, but:
she has a manipulative side.
So, I trust her, but I'm like, 'Morgane,
what does she want from me?'
I have other specifics. For example,
In January- I'm not boring you?
We were at the DIPJ,* on an investigation-
* THE JUDICIAL POLICE
ADAM: Was the body moved?
- No traces of movement indicated.
- OK, thanks.
- So, here, that's the address.
Go for it. Run!
Revenge does not wait!
SERGE LAUGHS, CAUTIOUSLY
And then I'll take care
of freeing everyone.
SERGE: Yes, I'll help.
- Take off-
No, wait...
What are you afraid of?
That I'll call the cops when you leave?
He's up against it, he's wanted too!
You don't have to worry
about us calling the cops!
- Yes, I'm afraid I'm wanted too.
- You see?
MORGANE: So, uh, there's...
No!
OK. OK, I see that there is no trust.
Alright, tie me up.
We'll wait for someone to find us.
There! Okay with you?
- I'm sorry.
SERGE GRUNTS
ALL: OH!
♪ GODFATHER THEME PARODY ♪
MORGANE: (Oh!)
SHOT
- It's like with the toaster story.
I provided it, for months.
She leaves, the toaster disappears.
Three months later, I go to her house.
What do I see? The same toaster.
Same model, same color. She has
the nerve to claim it's not my toaster!
I said to her, 'Morgane, stop.
It doesn't matter,
just admit it.'
Like, it'll catch up with her,
karma will catch up with her.
Yes yes yes, that's for sure,
and for certain.
Do you have any sugar?
- Uh, oh...
- Oh, don't bother, Mrs. Martingale!
I'll get it, I'm a big boy.
Thanks.
I'll say this: Morgane, she's
the one. Love her.
We don't change people.
Sure, she's one hell of a chick.
One hell of a chick.
DAPHNE: Gilles, there is
a wolf in sheep's clothing.
...the coroner found
traces of arsenic in the body.
- Hmm!
CHUCKLES
No... This is a very nice jacket
you have there, Mrs. Martingale.
Is it mutton?
- Lamb.
- Ah.
- Let's stop with the slaughter, Mrs. Martingale!
The shepherd,
the stick, the pot.
We stop all that with the lambs.
Raise your hands.
Mrs. Martingale...
IRONIC LAUGH
The gray wolf.
- You needed to let go.
- So much.
What was I imagining?
The world would stop turning
because my laptop is off for 48 hours?
It's ridiculous.
You're right.
I have a problem.
- Come on, come here.
Come here, my little druggie.
- This "weekend," we relax.
CELINE: To letting go.
CARON: Oh yeah, good.
CELINE: I should look at my messages.
- Are you alright, Morgane?
Sorry, I didn't have my phone.
Everyone is fine?
- Yes, in the end.
The children are super-shocked.
None of them was hurt.
They just left with Ludo.
CELINE: That's great.
What happened?
How was he able to get close to you ?
I'll brief you at the PJ. I think Morgane
should go to the ER for an exam.
- Yes.
CELINE: Of course,
I'll find a firefighter.
Please?
Thanks, huh?
- Tell your father to
lay low the next few months.
He should be careful not
to attract attention to himself.
- But Karadec...
do what you have to do.
Don't lie for me.
I'm sorry.
I wanted it to work between us.
I couldn't tell you...
I was afraid that-
- Morgane.
It's over.
Madam?
How are you? Shall we go?
- Huh?
- Come with me?
- Come.
FIREFIGHTER: Let's go.
I'll take you, let's go.
♪ UNDER THE BRIDGE
BY RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS ♪
♪ ... ♪
- Hi!
- What are you doing?
- Yeah.
SCREAMS
DOCTOR: Mrs. Alvaro?
- Yes.
- I have your X-ray,
you do not have a concussion.
On the other hand, given the
circumstances, I would like to
do an ultrasound to
make sure that baby is well.
LAUGHS
- 'The baby'!
Heh...
MORGANE: How is this possible?
- You didn't know?
SIGHS\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
You're at 15 or 16 weeks.
- Seriously?
- Did you have unprotected
sex about 4 months ago?
WORD JUMBLE
LAUGHTER
GASPS
[TWO EPISODES AGO]
(Oh fuck!)