H2O: Mermaid Adventures (2015): Season 2, Episode 3 - Valentine's Day - full transcript
♪ On the Isle of Mako ♪
♪ Under the moon's
silver glow ♪
♪ The night is calm ♪
♪ But suddenly ♪
♪ There's a change
in the sea ♪
♪ Three mermaids,
magic and brave ♪
♪ True beauties
under the waves ♪
♪ Their secret will always be
mystery ♪
♪ In the depths of the sea ♪
[cheering / chatter]
[Burke laughs]
[sardines scream]
[laughs]
[Burke] Huh?
Oh!
"Number of visits to your blog
in the past month." Zero? Huh?
Last comment posted. "Hey, Abby,
your school blog is so lame."
"When are you gonna get
a real scoop? Ha ha ha."
[seethes] They want a scoop,
OK, I'll give them a scoop.
I'll give them one,
whatever it takes.
Come on, somebody do
something interesting.
Well, well, what are they up to?
[Bernie] It's terrible.
Burke is following Sue
everywhere.
He's up to no good,
that's for sure.
Careful, somebody's coming.
Dive, Zita!
Wow, it sure is hot today.
You're not kidding.
Tell me about it.
So, girls, are you coming?
At the end of the dock
we dive.
I'm meeting Lewis,
I'll catch you guys...
- You got a date?
- [both laugh]
See you later.
So, Emma, what do you say
we ditch our tail?
[Abby] Huh?
Where did they go?
Oh!
Huh?
What's going on around here?
Why are they looking at
each other like morons?
Well, it's Valentine's Day
today, the day for romance.
And so I'd like to...
What I meant to say...
Well, you see...
Hmm...
There's a great film
playing in town tonight.
You feel like going?
I mean, with me.
That's what you wanted
to see me about? A movie?
When I'm supposed to be
saving Sue who is in danger?
But I didn't know
anything about that.
[seethes]
I don't believe it. A movie!
Ugh!
Hi there, brain box. What's up?
[Lewis] There's a great film
playing in town tonight
if you feel like going?
What am I doing?
Maybe I should go.
No. No, I shouldn't.
But...
Oh, I don't know what to do.
Oh, what the heck?
Lewis, I don't know
what came over me,
but I'd love to go
to the movies with you,
as a friend. Yes, that's it.
[Lewis] Then he burst out of the
water with flippers on his head!
What's he doing with her?
Darn, I can't hear a thing.
That's an idea.
[chatter / laughter]
[Abby yells]
[Abby] The porthole is leaking.
Hey, that'll make
a great article.
"Scandal at the Juicy bar.
Youth at risk."
I'll make a note of that.
So you want to
catch a movie with me tonight?
Sure. We could even spend the
afternoon together if you like.
You mean it? Cool!
And tonight, after the movie,
I'll tell you a secret,
a really big secret.
[Abby] Fantastic, that's exactly
what I'm looking for right now.
A really big secret.
Excuse me!
It's a disaster. Lewis is going
to tell Abby about us.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
I overheard him
talking to Abby.
They're spending the afternoon
together,
then going to a movie
and after that
Lewis promised to tell her
a really big secret.
I see, the afternoon together,
then a movie on Valentine's Day.
Are you sure you're not
just a little jealous?
Bernie says Burke is following
Sue around all the time
buthe isn't doing anything.
He's just looking at her.
Pretty weird, huh?
On top of which, he's alone,
without Murray or Dany.
Let's go have a little talk
with Burke.
[Emma] OK, Burke, did Sue
do something to you?
Are you mad at her
or something?
No, no. Burke not mad at Sue.
Stop playing with that seaweed
and tell us what's going on.
Bunch of seaweed pretty.
Burke give Sue bunch.
Sue pretty.
Burke in love.
[chuckles]
Come on, give me that.
There. Go give this to Sue.
Burke can't. Burke too shy.
- [Emma and Rikki chuckle]
- [Emma] So cute.
Burke told us
that Murray and Dany
tossed him out of the gang
because he's in love with Sue.
That brute in love with me?
[laughs]
- Well, it is Valentine's Day.
- What day?
Valentine's Day.
The day you celebrate love.
[Bernie] How exactly
do you celebrate?
[Emma] You dance,
you kiss and hug.
Dancing, hugging and kissing!
What else?
Girls give boys that look
and blush and go... [giggles]
- [both coo]
- OK, that's enough.
Sue's not in danger so I'm off
to keep an eye on Lewis
before he blurts everything
to that Abby.
See you guys later.
A holiday for love!
A holiday for girls who go...
[giggles]
- That's super, I love it.
- Me, too.
Zita, you're going to help me.
We're going to organize
the grand Valentine's Day Ball
- right here in the bay.
- Oh, yes, yes, yes!
This is the Valentine's Day
special ice cream
- for sweethearts.
- Thanks.
- Here.
- Thanks.
Did you see that?
Abby's trying to bribe Lewis
to get him to talk.
Please, you're imagining
things, Cleo.
Lewis is the one
who paid for the ice cream.
Shh!
Oh, please, Lewis,
what's the really big secret
you're going to tell me?
At least give me a hint.
I'll tell you tonight
after the movie.
But it's a huge secret,
I promise.
I've never told anyone.
- You see?
- It is pretty strange.
We better keep an eye on them.
Oh!
- Hmm?
- OK, settle in, kids.
The sweethearts' promenade
is about to start.
Oh, no. It's gonna be
a nightmare following them.
[gondolier sings]
Huh?
Oh!
OK, I'm switching to
close-up surveillance mode.
- To what mode?
- Cleo, no, we're in town!
You know that Byron
has just started a blog
A blog about surf poetry?
Can you believe it?
- Well, I kind of like poetry.
- I can see that.
You are kind of the poetic type.
It's almost like Cleo
wants to be seen.
[Abby] If I'm looking for
big splashy news,
it's because it's the only thing
people are interested in.
I've got all kinds of
interesting articles on my blog,
- but nobody reads them.
- Ooh, poor baby.
Did you hear a voice?
- Oh!
- That was close.
Anyway, even when you
do go for a big scoop,
you don't just tell it any
old how like lots of others,
- and that's great.
- Do you really think that?
Because I've kind of gotten
used to being rejected.
Are you kidding?
What you're doing is great.
Your blog is really fantastic.
[she chuckles]
[screams]
[Lewis] Abby!
What's Cleo done now?
Great. A stream of water
falling out of a clear blue sky.
The kind of thing
that happens every day.
Climb out of the water in front
of everyone. What do we care?
- There was no one around.
- Whatever.
The gondola ride is over.
They're at the dock.
[Abby groans] Where could
that water have come from?
Oh, I have a pretty good idea.
I'm going to change.
I'll see you at the theater.
Fish, fishies, octopuses
and shellfish.
I'm proud to announce
the opening
of the grand
Valentine's Day Ball!
Ladies, you're requested
to go "he he he"
as the custom requires.
[giggles tunefully]
Your "he he he"
is particularly charming.
[giggles]
My lady, may I have
the pleasure of this dance?
[giggles]
The pleasure is all mine.
[Bernie] And we're off!
Bernie,
you're a wonderful dancer.
Thank you, my dear. I hope we've
done everything just right.
I'm certain we have, Bernie.
I love this holiday.
I'm sure we'll have lots of
stories to tell tomorrow.
Sue, haven't you found
a special friend?
Oh, no, you know how it is
at my age.
It's a party
for the youngsters.
[sobs faintly]
[Burke mutters]
Oh, my, what's this?
- [Burke] Oh, uh, well...
- A bouquet?
- Yeah.
- For me? Oh, how sweet.
Thank you,... Bobby.
They're beautiful.
Bobby, you charmer, you.
- I'm flattered.
- I'm not Bobby.
- Huh?
- I'm Burke.
- Sue want Bobby, not Burke?
- Well, actually...
Sue make signal to Burke
this morning.
Sue make happy flap
with fins to Burke.
Huh? Oh, this morning.
But I was only practicing
my Tai Chi, dear Burke.
I didn't even know
you were there. I had no idea.
Well, goodbye.
Aw...
Where is he?
Spies! Backstabbers! Traitors!
You followed me,
you drenched Abby.
What's wrong with you?
We overheard you
telling your pal Abby
that you were gonna tell her
a really big secret.
Well, so what?
That's my business.
[Rikki] Not if you're planning
to tell her about us.
What? After all
we've been through together,
you think that I would just
betray you like that?
You were acting really strange
with Abby, so...
Oh, I see. Thanks a lot.
I'm glad you trust me.
If that's how you feel, maybe
I will tell her everything.
- You can't do that!
- Just watch me.
[Cleo] It's all my fault.
I should have trusted him.
[Emma] All of us doubted him.
You think he's gonna
spill the beans?
I don't know. He's pretty angry.
- It'll pass.
- Let's just hope he calms down
before he talks to Abby
and not after.
[tormenting laughter]
Hi there, guys. What's up?
- Huh?
- What?
W-W-We need B-B-Burke.
Without him,
we're just not scary.
- Let's go get him!
- Alright.
Well, old buddy,
how's it going?
Sue make fun of Burke,
so Burke really sad.
What did you think
would happen?
Sue thinks she's better
than everyone.
Anyway, cheer up.
We decided to take you back.
- Really? Burke happy.
- But on one condition.
You gotta take revenge on Sue.
Sue not like Burke,
but Sue still nice.
Are you kidding me?
Sue is a m-meanie.
[both chant] Sue is a meanie.
Oh, Bobby, if only you knew.
[Murray] Hi there, honey bunch.
We got some g-g-good news
for you.
B-B-Bobby wants to s-s-see you.
- Oh!
- Yeah, he's waiting for you
- over by the stone circle.
- OK! B-B-B-Bye!
Bobby, my handsome Bobby!
I'm coming, Bobby!
[chuckles] Sue is crazy about
that little brat Bobby.
She took the bait
like a baby fish.
[Dany] She's c-c-coming.
G-G-Get ready.
Burke not want to hurt Sue.
Do it, or you're out of
the gang for good.
The choice is yours.
[Sue screams]
Help! Help!
- [Dany laughs]
- OK, the party's over.
- Let's hit the road.
- Uh...
Burke hang around.
Burke a little hungry.
Burke saw fishy snack up above.
- Don't dawdle, Dumbo.
- No, no, Burke fast food.
Sue! Burke coming!
So the deal is,
if Abby doesn't meet Lewis
for the movie tonight,
Lewis will calm down
- and everything will be fine.
- Perfect.
[hums]
No dress, no date. I don't think
her iron is quite hot enough.
What do you think, Rikki?
[iron whistles / bangs]
[Abby] What's going on?
[Abby] Oh, no, no.
Oh, well, I'll just have
to change back.
Emma, what if you
just locked her in
by freezing all of her locks?
OK, I've frozen up
every way out.
Are you sure?
This is crazy. How did all
of my doors get locked?
Oh, well, challenges
are what bring out
the best in a journalist.
I'm out of here!
Next stop, Lewis's big secret.
[Emma] We've got to do
something.
[Emma] You don't think maybe
that was a little obvious, Cleo?
- [Cleo] We had to stop her!
- [Rikki] It didn't work.
That girl's relentless.
I've got to admit,
I'm impressed. All that
for a scoop.
[Bernie] Girls! Hey, girls!
Over here! Over here!
Bernie? Zita?
What are you doing here?
We've been looking
for you everywhere.
Sue and Burke are stuck in
the fault in the ocean floor.
We need your help!
Looks like we have
to forget Abby for now.
We're gonna be in trouble
if Lewis decides to blab.
Sue is more important.
What happened to you? I thought
you went home to change.
Well, it's complicated. I didn't
want to miss our evening
and the big secret
you promised to tell me.
- Is that the only reason?
- No!
I want to spend the evening
with you, Lewis. Really.
- They're over there!
- [muffled screaming]
[Rikki]
The current's too strong!
It's gonna be hard!
We'll have to take them out
one at a time.
[Burke] Sue go first!
Come on, Sue! Hang on tight!
Go for it!
[Emma] I'm coming, Cleo!
Talk about close calls.
That wiped me out.
Burke meanie.
Burke pushed Sue into crack.
Not true.
You saved my life, Burke.
It's so romantic. Thank you!
- Burke happy.
- [they laugh]
By the way, what was
the problem with Abby?
It's the moment of truth.
OK, I'm listening.
Tell me your secret.
Well, yes. So it's that...
Well, here's my secret.
Back in kindergarten,
I was in love with two girls
and one of the two girls
was you.
Huh?
Are you messing with me?
Of course not. I was in love
with you, it's true.
What am I supposed to do
with your big dumb secret?
I thought you'd understood me,
that you were going to give me
a scoop, something sensational.
Abby!
This just isn't my day.
- Hi there.
- What are you doing?
Did you really believe
I was going to betray you?
It was the kindergarten story
I'd planned from the start.
Ever since Cleo turned down
my invitation to the movies.
You didn't tell us that part,
Cleo.
You know I could never betray
you. You're my best friends.
- We're so sorry we doubted you.
- You're our best friend, too.
Uh, Lewis, I was wondering.
Who was the second girl
in kindergarten
you were in love with?
Well, it was you.
I just never got around
to telling you.
[Lewis] Back in kindergarten,
I was in love with two girls
and one of the two girls
was you.
[hums]
♪ Under the moon's
silver glow ♪
♪ The night is calm ♪
♪ But suddenly ♪
♪ There's a change
in the sea ♪
♪ Three mermaids,
magic and brave ♪
♪ True beauties
under the waves ♪
♪ Their secret will always be
mystery ♪
♪ In the depths of the sea ♪
[cheering / chatter]
[Burke laughs]
[sardines scream]
[laughs]
[Burke] Huh?
Oh!
"Number of visits to your blog
in the past month." Zero? Huh?
Last comment posted. "Hey, Abby,
your school blog is so lame."
"When are you gonna get
a real scoop? Ha ha ha."
[seethes] They want a scoop,
OK, I'll give them a scoop.
I'll give them one,
whatever it takes.
Come on, somebody do
something interesting.
Well, well, what are they up to?
[Bernie] It's terrible.
Burke is following Sue
everywhere.
He's up to no good,
that's for sure.
Careful, somebody's coming.
Dive, Zita!
Wow, it sure is hot today.
You're not kidding.
Tell me about it.
So, girls, are you coming?
At the end of the dock
we dive.
I'm meeting Lewis,
I'll catch you guys...
- You got a date?
- [both laugh]
See you later.
So, Emma, what do you say
we ditch our tail?
[Abby] Huh?
Where did they go?
Oh!
Huh?
What's going on around here?
Why are they looking at
each other like morons?
Well, it's Valentine's Day
today, the day for romance.
And so I'd like to...
What I meant to say...
Well, you see...
Hmm...
There's a great film
playing in town tonight.
You feel like going?
I mean, with me.
That's what you wanted
to see me about? A movie?
When I'm supposed to be
saving Sue who is in danger?
But I didn't know
anything about that.
[seethes]
I don't believe it. A movie!
Ugh!
Hi there, brain box. What's up?
[Lewis] There's a great film
playing in town tonight
if you feel like going?
What am I doing?
Maybe I should go.
No. No, I shouldn't.
But...
Oh, I don't know what to do.
Oh, what the heck?
Lewis, I don't know
what came over me,
but I'd love to go
to the movies with you,
as a friend. Yes, that's it.
[Lewis] Then he burst out of the
water with flippers on his head!
What's he doing with her?
Darn, I can't hear a thing.
That's an idea.
[chatter / laughter]
[Abby yells]
[Abby] The porthole is leaking.
Hey, that'll make
a great article.
"Scandal at the Juicy bar.
Youth at risk."
I'll make a note of that.
So you want to
catch a movie with me tonight?
Sure. We could even spend the
afternoon together if you like.
You mean it? Cool!
And tonight, after the movie,
I'll tell you a secret,
a really big secret.
[Abby] Fantastic, that's exactly
what I'm looking for right now.
A really big secret.
Excuse me!
It's a disaster. Lewis is going
to tell Abby about us.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
I overheard him
talking to Abby.
They're spending the afternoon
together,
then going to a movie
and after that
Lewis promised to tell her
a really big secret.
I see, the afternoon together,
then a movie on Valentine's Day.
Are you sure you're not
just a little jealous?
Bernie says Burke is following
Sue around all the time
buthe isn't doing anything.
He's just looking at her.
Pretty weird, huh?
On top of which, he's alone,
without Murray or Dany.
Let's go have a little talk
with Burke.
[Emma] OK, Burke, did Sue
do something to you?
Are you mad at her
or something?
No, no. Burke not mad at Sue.
Stop playing with that seaweed
and tell us what's going on.
Bunch of seaweed pretty.
Burke give Sue bunch.
Sue pretty.
Burke in love.
[chuckles]
Come on, give me that.
There. Go give this to Sue.
Burke can't. Burke too shy.
- [Emma and Rikki chuckle]
- [Emma] So cute.
Burke told us
that Murray and Dany
tossed him out of the gang
because he's in love with Sue.
That brute in love with me?
[laughs]
- Well, it is Valentine's Day.
- What day?
Valentine's Day.
The day you celebrate love.
[Bernie] How exactly
do you celebrate?
[Emma] You dance,
you kiss and hug.
Dancing, hugging and kissing!
What else?
Girls give boys that look
and blush and go... [giggles]
- [both coo]
- OK, that's enough.
Sue's not in danger so I'm off
to keep an eye on Lewis
before he blurts everything
to that Abby.
See you guys later.
A holiday for love!
A holiday for girls who go...
[giggles]
- That's super, I love it.
- Me, too.
Zita, you're going to help me.
We're going to organize
the grand Valentine's Day Ball
- right here in the bay.
- Oh, yes, yes, yes!
This is the Valentine's Day
special ice cream
- for sweethearts.
- Thanks.
- Here.
- Thanks.
Did you see that?
Abby's trying to bribe Lewis
to get him to talk.
Please, you're imagining
things, Cleo.
Lewis is the one
who paid for the ice cream.
Shh!
Oh, please, Lewis,
what's the really big secret
you're going to tell me?
At least give me a hint.
I'll tell you tonight
after the movie.
But it's a huge secret,
I promise.
I've never told anyone.
- You see?
- It is pretty strange.
We better keep an eye on them.
Oh!
- Hmm?
- OK, settle in, kids.
The sweethearts' promenade
is about to start.
Oh, no. It's gonna be
a nightmare following them.
[gondolier sings]
Huh?
Oh!
OK, I'm switching to
close-up surveillance mode.
- To what mode?
- Cleo, no, we're in town!
You know that Byron
has just started a blog
A blog about surf poetry?
Can you believe it?
- Well, I kind of like poetry.
- I can see that.
You are kind of the poetic type.
It's almost like Cleo
wants to be seen.
[Abby] If I'm looking for
big splashy news,
it's because it's the only thing
people are interested in.
I've got all kinds of
interesting articles on my blog,
- but nobody reads them.
- Ooh, poor baby.
Did you hear a voice?
- Oh!
- That was close.
Anyway, even when you
do go for a big scoop,
you don't just tell it any
old how like lots of others,
- and that's great.
- Do you really think that?
Because I've kind of gotten
used to being rejected.
Are you kidding?
What you're doing is great.
Your blog is really fantastic.
[she chuckles]
[screams]
[Lewis] Abby!
What's Cleo done now?
Great. A stream of water
falling out of a clear blue sky.
The kind of thing
that happens every day.
Climb out of the water in front
of everyone. What do we care?
- There was no one around.
- Whatever.
The gondola ride is over.
They're at the dock.
[Abby groans] Where could
that water have come from?
Oh, I have a pretty good idea.
I'm going to change.
I'll see you at the theater.
Fish, fishies, octopuses
and shellfish.
I'm proud to announce
the opening
of the grand
Valentine's Day Ball!
Ladies, you're requested
to go "he he he"
as the custom requires.
[giggles tunefully]
Your "he he he"
is particularly charming.
[giggles]
My lady, may I have
the pleasure of this dance?
[giggles]
The pleasure is all mine.
[Bernie] And we're off!
Bernie,
you're a wonderful dancer.
Thank you, my dear. I hope we've
done everything just right.
I'm certain we have, Bernie.
I love this holiday.
I'm sure we'll have lots of
stories to tell tomorrow.
Sue, haven't you found
a special friend?
Oh, no, you know how it is
at my age.
It's a party
for the youngsters.
[sobs faintly]
[Burke mutters]
Oh, my, what's this?
- [Burke] Oh, uh, well...
- A bouquet?
- Yeah.
- For me? Oh, how sweet.
Thank you,... Bobby.
They're beautiful.
Bobby, you charmer, you.
- I'm flattered.
- I'm not Bobby.
- Huh?
- I'm Burke.
- Sue want Bobby, not Burke?
- Well, actually...
Sue make signal to Burke
this morning.
Sue make happy flap
with fins to Burke.
Huh? Oh, this morning.
But I was only practicing
my Tai Chi, dear Burke.
I didn't even know
you were there. I had no idea.
Well, goodbye.
Aw...
Where is he?
Spies! Backstabbers! Traitors!
You followed me,
you drenched Abby.
What's wrong with you?
We overheard you
telling your pal Abby
that you were gonna tell her
a really big secret.
Well, so what?
That's my business.
[Rikki] Not if you're planning
to tell her about us.
What? After all
we've been through together,
you think that I would just
betray you like that?
You were acting really strange
with Abby, so...
Oh, I see. Thanks a lot.
I'm glad you trust me.
If that's how you feel, maybe
I will tell her everything.
- You can't do that!
- Just watch me.
[Cleo] It's all my fault.
I should have trusted him.
[Emma] All of us doubted him.
You think he's gonna
spill the beans?
I don't know. He's pretty angry.
- It'll pass.
- Let's just hope he calms down
before he talks to Abby
and not after.
[tormenting laughter]
Hi there, guys. What's up?
- Huh?
- What?
W-W-We need B-B-Burke.
Without him,
we're just not scary.
- Let's go get him!
- Alright.
Well, old buddy,
how's it going?
Sue make fun of Burke,
so Burke really sad.
What did you think
would happen?
Sue thinks she's better
than everyone.
Anyway, cheer up.
We decided to take you back.
- Really? Burke happy.
- But on one condition.
You gotta take revenge on Sue.
Sue not like Burke,
but Sue still nice.
Are you kidding me?
Sue is a m-meanie.
[both chant] Sue is a meanie.
Oh, Bobby, if only you knew.
[Murray] Hi there, honey bunch.
We got some g-g-good news
for you.
B-B-Bobby wants to s-s-see you.
- Oh!
- Yeah, he's waiting for you
- over by the stone circle.
- OK! B-B-B-Bye!
Bobby, my handsome Bobby!
I'm coming, Bobby!
[chuckles] Sue is crazy about
that little brat Bobby.
She took the bait
like a baby fish.
[Dany] She's c-c-coming.
G-G-Get ready.
Burke not want to hurt Sue.
Do it, or you're out of
the gang for good.
The choice is yours.
[Sue screams]
Help! Help!
- [Dany laughs]
- OK, the party's over.
- Let's hit the road.
- Uh...
Burke hang around.
Burke a little hungry.
Burke saw fishy snack up above.
- Don't dawdle, Dumbo.
- No, no, Burke fast food.
Sue! Burke coming!
So the deal is,
if Abby doesn't meet Lewis
for the movie tonight,
Lewis will calm down
- and everything will be fine.
- Perfect.
[hums]
No dress, no date. I don't think
her iron is quite hot enough.
What do you think, Rikki?
[iron whistles / bangs]
[Abby] What's going on?
[Abby] Oh, no, no.
Oh, well, I'll just have
to change back.
Emma, what if you
just locked her in
by freezing all of her locks?
OK, I've frozen up
every way out.
Are you sure?
This is crazy. How did all
of my doors get locked?
Oh, well, challenges
are what bring out
the best in a journalist.
I'm out of here!
Next stop, Lewis's big secret.
[Emma] We've got to do
something.
[Emma] You don't think maybe
that was a little obvious, Cleo?
- [Cleo] We had to stop her!
- [Rikki] It didn't work.
That girl's relentless.
I've got to admit,
I'm impressed. All that
for a scoop.
[Bernie] Girls! Hey, girls!
Over here! Over here!
Bernie? Zita?
What are you doing here?
We've been looking
for you everywhere.
Sue and Burke are stuck in
the fault in the ocean floor.
We need your help!
Looks like we have
to forget Abby for now.
We're gonna be in trouble
if Lewis decides to blab.
Sue is more important.
What happened to you? I thought
you went home to change.
Well, it's complicated. I didn't
want to miss our evening
and the big secret
you promised to tell me.
- Is that the only reason?
- No!
I want to spend the evening
with you, Lewis. Really.
- They're over there!
- [muffled screaming]
[Rikki]
The current's too strong!
It's gonna be hard!
We'll have to take them out
one at a time.
[Burke] Sue go first!
Come on, Sue! Hang on tight!
Go for it!
[Emma] I'm coming, Cleo!
Talk about close calls.
That wiped me out.
Burke meanie.
Burke pushed Sue into crack.
Not true.
You saved my life, Burke.
It's so romantic. Thank you!
- Burke happy.
- [they laugh]
By the way, what was
the problem with Abby?
It's the moment of truth.
OK, I'm listening.
Tell me your secret.
Well, yes. So it's that...
Well, here's my secret.
Back in kindergarten,
I was in love with two girls
and one of the two girls
was you.
Huh?
Are you messing with me?
Of course not. I was in love
with you, it's true.
What am I supposed to do
with your big dumb secret?
I thought you'd understood me,
that you were going to give me
a scoop, something sensational.
Abby!
This just isn't my day.
- Hi there.
- What are you doing?
Did you really believe
I was going to betray you?
It was the kindergarten story
I'd planned from the start.
Ever since Cleo turned down
my invitation to the movies.
You didn't tell us that part,
Cleo.
You know I could never betray
you. You're my best friends.
- We're so sorry we doubted you.
- You're our best friend, too.
Uh, Lewis, I was wondering.
Who was the second girl
in kindergarten
you were in love with?
Well, it was you.
I just never got around
to telling you.
[Lewis] Back in kindergarten,
I was in love with two girls
and one of the two girls
was you.
[hums]