H2O: Just Add Water (2006–2010): Season 2, Episode 24 - Three's Company - full transcript

Charlotte decides to throw a surprise party for Lewis but ignores all of Cleo, Rikki and Emma's advice about what he likes. She invites all her own friends and throws a party that Lewis isn't quite comfortable with. During the party she traps Cleo and Rikki in a pool room and causes a pipe to spill water all over them. Rikki saves them just before Ash discovers them in mermaid form and all 3 decide to throw Lewis their own party.

♪ I got a special power ♪

♪ That I'm not afraid to use ♪

♪ So come on, this is my adventure ♪

♪ This is my fantasy ♪

♪ It's all about living in the ocean ♪

♪ Being wild and free ♪

♪ Cos I'm no ordinary girl ♪

♪ I'm from the deep blue underworld ♪

♪ Land or sea ♪

♪ I've got the power if I just believe ♪

♪ Cos I'm no ordinary girl ♪

♪ I'm from the deep blue underworld ♪

♪ Land or sea, the world's my oyster ♪

♪ I'm the pearl ♪

♪ No ordinary girl ♪

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Hey, I came as soon as I could.
What's so urgent? Is everything okay?

Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.
I just wanted to show you something.


What are you doing?
Charlotte, you're gonna start a fire!

[Charlotte] Relax, Lewis.

See? Everything's under control.

I've mastered my powers.


So, how long did it take the others
before they could do this kind of thing?

Well, let's just say
it took more than a couple of weeks.

[laughs] I knew it. I'm better than them.

I guess I really am becoming
a super mermaid.


Hey, stranger!


Long time no see.

Yeah, you know how it is.
I've been kind of busy.

Mermaid club?

I should've guessed.

Why don't you give that a rest for today
and come and hang out with me instead?

I can't.

Come on, Rikki. We could pretend we're
in a relationship or something like that.

I'll settle for a movie. Your shout.

Some other day, okay?

-[Charlotte] Hey, girls.

-Do you ever knock?
-Keep your hair on. I'm not staying.

You know how it is: busy, busy, busy.

Well, don't let us hold you up, then.

Actually, there was something
I wanted to talk about.

-Lewis's birthday is coming up.
-Oh, yeah. I've got a really good idea.

-Yeah, so have I.
-No, you're gonna love this.

A party boat.


No, no, no. Those party boats are lame.

We should throw him a surprise party.
He'd love that.

Actually, I think Lewis
is more of a party boat kind of guy.


Trust me, Cleo. I know Lewis even better
than he knows himself.

We'll go with the surprise party idea.
Keep it quiet, though, okay?

[Charlotte] Mum! I've got a favour to ask.

Oh, don't I even get a "hi" anymore?

Oh, sorry. Hi.

How can I help you?

I want to throw a surprise party
for Lewis.

Oh, I'm happy to cater.
Where are you holding it?

Well, uh, I was thinking maybe here.

It's perfect.

I mean, the garden looks great.

Finally, someone can appreciate
all your hard work out here.

-You're the best.

How many hungry teenagers
will I be feeding, and when?

Not many. And it's tomorrow.

-Thank you for the notice.

We're gonna need extra chairs.

There are some in the pool filter room,
but they need a clean.

Okay. I'll check it out. Thanks, Mum.

-It's all organised.

So, Lewis's surprise party
will be at my place. Now, let's talk food.

I think we should do burgers.

[chuckles] That's a bit boring, isn't it?

Lewis loves burgers.

Well, I mean, he can have burgers
any time.

I want this party to be a bit different,
a bit more classy.

Besides, my mum will be catering,

so I was just wondering
if there were any particular suggestions?

Can she do petite-sized watermelon cubes

topped with smoked trout mousse
and a sprig of mint?

Yeah, she can do that.

Now, I've got you guys turning up
at 4:00 p.m. to help set up.

-So mark that time in your diaries.

And the next item on my list is music.
Any ideas?

Sure, I can whip up a playlist.

Okay. Just run the songs by me first.

What? Why?


We know your taste
isn't exactly mainstream.

If you knew Lewis
as well as you think you do,

you'd know he likes the same bands I do.

his tastes have grown lately, so...

-What, is there a problem?
-Yeah, there is a problem.

-You're the problem.

If you want to make all the decisions
about Lewis's party, fine, go ahead.

But I don't want anything to do with it,
or with you. I'm out.


-[Rikki] That gonna take much longer?
-What, no mermaid club?

I've decided to take a step back
from the girls.


-I'm not kidding.

I promise.

You were right,
we hardly ever see each other,

and it's about time that changed.

So, what happened?

Nothing. I just decided.

Did you have an argument?

Can't you just be happy I'm here?

I am.

I'm really worried about Rikki.

Maybe we should talk to her about it.

If you want my advice... I've dealt
with moody people like Rikki before.

Sometimes the best thing to do
is just ignore them.

Besides, let's keep our eye on the ball.
This party's about Lewis.

-You're right.
-[Lewis] Hey there.


I'm just wondering
if anyone's free tomorrow.

Oh, yeah. Actually, that's what
I've been meaning to talk to you about.

-Oh, you have?

Oh, good.
To be honest, I was starting to worry--

Well, I told Mum
that I would clean the pool tomorrow.

Want to be my handyman?

-It has to be done tomorrow?
-Yeah. I promised.

-Can't really do it by myself, can I?
-Of course.

I wouldn't let you do that.
It's fine. I'll do it.


I'll call you.

So, you having mermaid withdrawals yet?


-What? Is that a yes?
-If it were a yes, I would've said yes.

-You've got to admit, I'm better company.
-Well... that's debatable.

[Emma] Rikki!

-Great timing.

Sorry. We just wanted to talk
to Rikki for a second.

In private.

Rikki, we just wanted to say
we support you 100 percent.

Charlotte was rude.

-[Emma] We love your music.

-She doesn't know what she's missing.

This isn't about the music.

It's the whole thing.

Well, we shouldn't let a little incident
like that ruin everything.

Charlotte already has.

She ruined everything
the second we let her take over.

Why can't you guys see that?

-Rikki, we can't just exclude her.

Rikki, please!

Alright, I'll make this easier
for everyone.

I'm excluding myself.

I'm sorry, but I just don't want
to be a part of it.

-At least come to Lewis's party.
-Not if Charlotte's gonna be there.

Where were we?


Ah. [chuckles]

[clears throat]

Uh, Cleo.

That does not look like a swan or
an orchid; I said origami for the napkins.

-It looks like a triangle.

Haven't you been consulting the list?

Yes, but I thought Lewis would be
just as happy with triangles.

-Hey, Amber. Have you seen Cleo?
-Uh, no, sorry.

-How about Emma?

-Uh, no, not today. Sorry.

Happy Birthday to me.

[indistinct chattering]

-Who are they?
-No idea.

Cleo, Emma, Ash,
this is Kelly, Mark and Elisha.

We went to school together
till I moved here.

Uh, Charlotte,
where are all Lewis's friends?

I guess that's us.

Does anyone else find this a bit weird?

It's weird.

I don't get it.
Why would you throw a party for someone

and invite a whole bunch of people
they don't even know?

[ringtone beeping]


Charlotte, hey.

Yeah, yeah, I'm on my way.

Oh, I can't wait to get into that pool.

Oh, uh...
Probably only a couple of minutes away?

Okay, I'll see you shortly. Bye.

Okay, everybody!
He'll be here any second. Everyone, hide!

-Happy birthday!

-Happy birthday!
-Happy birthday!

Lewis, come meet my friends.

Everyone, this is Lewis.

Hey, how you going? Hi.

-So, let's all go get some food. Yeah?

Wow. Um, is anyone from school coming?

I couldn't get in touch with them.

I'm sure you'll love my friends
once you get to know them. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I've been at school
with Charlotte for a while.

-[phone rings]
-She rocked up...


-Happy birthday, man.
-Thank you.

I'm so glad you guys are here.
Um, where's Rikki?

She got tied up.

I have something for you. This is for you.

-No way! Is that a Piscator 3000?
-It sure is.

How did you find it?
I've been looking everywhere for these.

I have my ways and means.
Anyway, happy birthday, Lewis.

Thank you so much.

Lewis, there's more people
that I want you to meet.

-Come on.

Uh, Cleo, could you give me a hand
and get some more chairs

out of the pool room, please?

-They're by the door.

You can't miss them.

Charlotte can't handle me
spending even one minute with Lewis.

We are here to help.
I'll give you a hand with the chairs.

[door shuts]

[pipes rattling]

Oh, no.

[Emma screaming]


-So, what do you want to do now?

-We could just go to Lewis's party.
-No. Not interested.

You don't have to let Charlotte win.

You're the one who chose to walk.

You can go back anytime you want.


Hey, having fun?

Yeah, it's great.

But you're not eating.

Oh, sorry, I'm not sure I'm really much
of a canapé kind of guy.

Well, you won't know until you try it.

Where did Cleo and Emma disappear to?

-Haven't seen them.
-I've looked everywhere for them.

I think they had something else on.

Cleo wouldn't just leave. Neither would
Emma, without saying goodbye.

Well, Lewis, isn't that exactly
what they've just done?

I'll get you some vol-au-vents.
You'll love them.




-Nice party.
-Oh, yeah.

[both laugh]

Oh, the girls went all out.

Speaking of, where are they?

I wish I knew.

-Don't do that!
-Well, I've got to stop the water somehow.

Freeze that and we'll be stuck here
like two fish-flavoured icy poles.


[phone rings]

Hello? Oh, hi, Ash. How's the party?

You're not really missing much.

There's a lot of people that no one knows
and I've kind of lost the girls.

-I was wondering if they were with you.

No. Sorry, they're not here.

Yeah, yeah.
I'll let you know if I see them. Bye.

Cleo and Emma have left Lewis's party.

-That's not like them.


Rikki was so right about Charlotte.
She's way out of line.

Out of line? She's just...

She's just really mean!

[Emma] Mean? You bet she is!

Emma, Cleo, are you in there?


We're fine. Just go back to the party.
We'll be there soon.

What are you doing?
I can't open this door.

Don't come in! We're just, um...
having a bit of girl talk.

We'll be fine, honest.

I'm gonna get something
to open that lock, I'll get you out.

[girl 1] So, where's the birthday boy?

-[girl 2] Yeah, there he is. There he is.
-[girl 1] Oh, birthday boy.

Thank you.



Guys, I'll have you out in a minute.

No, don't, Ash! Really! We're okay.

No problem. Almost done.

Just leave us!

Ash, Cleo's really upset.
We just want to be alone.

Almost got it.

-What are you doing?
-Emma and Cleo are locked in here.

-Um, I'll take care of it.
-No. It's okay. It's under control.

Please, we just want to be left alone.

I think they just want some privacy.

Forget about it, mate.
It's secret women's business.


Anyone for a steam clean?

You're the best.

I do what I can.
Now, it's gonna get a little hot in here.

[steam hisses]

-Hip, hip...

-Hip, hip...

-Hip, hip...

-Happy birthday.

Don't forget to make a wish.

Oh, uh...



What made you come back?

You know how much I like birthday cake.

Come on, the real reason.

-Maybe I missed you guys a little.

Besides, you two are too nice
to stand up to Charlotte.

You need my short temper.

You were right.
Charlotte is bad news.

Yeah, but she doesn't always
need to win, does she?

[jazz playing]

[music volume decreases]

What is this music?

Don't you like it?
It's my cousin's jazz band.


-So, how'd I do?
-I'm sorry?

With your surprise party. You having fun?

You did great.
It's really-- It's good. I mean...

It's just that most of these people
are strangers.

Strangers? Don't be silly.
I've known them all my life.

[pop music playing]

That is more like it!

-[girl 1] Party! Yeah!
-[girl 2] Come on!

[girls cheering]

[man] Lewis, come on!

-[girl 3] Come on! It's fun!
-[girl 4] Hey, Lewis! Come on!

Is this your idea?

No, it was ours.

I get it. That's where you guys have been.
You've been organising this.

-You got it.
-You guys rock.

-What are you doing here?
-Celebrating Lewis's birthday.

♪ The party's just begun ♪

♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight ♪

We know what you did
and we're not going to forget it.

Oh? I don't know
what you're talking about.

Oh, I think you do.

Just so you know,
you're on your own from now on.

♪ The party's just begun ♪

♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight ♪

♪ Were gonna drift away ♪

♪ Far away ♪

♪ Tonight, we're gonna have some fun ♪

♪ We're gonna drift away ♪

♪ Far away ♪

♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight ♪

♪ We've got to stick together ♪

♪ Cos the best things come in three ♪

♪ I want it to last forever ♪

♪ All the magic and fun at sea ♪

♪ So come on, this is our adventure ♪

♪ There's no telling where we'll go ♪

♪ But all I want
Is just to live amongst the H20 ♪

♪ Cos I'm no ordinary girl ♪

♪ I'm from the deep blue underworld ♪

♪ Land or sea ♪

♪ I've got the power if I just believe ♪

♪ Cos I'm no ordinary girl ♪

♪ I'm from the deep blue underworld ♪

♪ Land or sea ♪

♪ The world's my oyster ♪

♪ I'm the pearl ♪

♪ No ordinary girl ♪

♪ Come along, it just gets better ♪

♪ So much to do and just so little time ♪

♪ Cos it all depends on whether ♪

♪ You wanna leave the land above behind ♪

♪ Cos I'm no ordinary girl ♪

♪ I'm from the deep blue underworld ♪

♪ Land or sea ♪

♪ The world's my oyster ♪

♪ I'm the pearl ♪

♪ No ordinary girl ♪