Gun (1997): Season 1, Episode 2 - Ricochet - full transcript
Geezo, what
the heck is that?
Oh, my God.
Yippee!
GUN
RICOCHET
Do you want
me to take them back?
No.
No, I'll take
them back just say so.
It's not them.
You do this.
What?
Every day
you do this here.
Give me the eggs.
No, no, no.
You take them back he's
liable to do something worse.
That's ridiculous.
I'll eat the
eggs for God's sake.
What are you
doing here, Virge?
What do you mean?
What are you doing here?
You hate his eggs.
Go home.
Come on, Ginny.
It's a lousy driveby.
Hell, it wasn't even a driveby.
Some drunk shooting
his gun in the air
on New Year's Eve
and the slug came down
and beaned somebody
on top of the head.
You know I want to get married,
but you can't expect me to go
out on something like that.
You don't want
to go out at all,
and I don't want you to
go out in a body bag.
Just one more
case. Just one more.
What's going to happen to me?
Nothing is going
to happen to me.
All right, honey.
No more cases.
I'll tell them I'm through
when I go in this
morning, all right?
I'll ride out the
rest of the month
behind the desk.
You have my word.
Okay?
I'm afraid I have to go.
I'm sorry, love.
No, I got it.
But this
is for you, okay?
I love you kid.
I'll call you later.
You're a great sport.
Hey, Norm,
what have we got?
Homicide,
Asian male, 40's,
single head wound close range
residue on right sleeve.
Looks like he
saw it coming, huh?
Possibly, yeah.
Tried to deflect the shot.
Did you find a weapon?
No, but we found
a casing over here,
a .45 semi.
Who found the body?
Officer.
Officer.
Yes, the
witness was a jogger.
He running by here.
He runs by here every morning.
Any ID?
No. No
wallet. No change
No jewelry. No watch.
Tan lines on his
wrist and left ring finger.
Probably married.
Can I talk
to you a second?
Yeah.
Sounds like robbery.
What's the matter?
He was facing the ocean.
It's a nice
view. So what?
So if he was robbed,
the shooter would have
had to come from the front
and turn him around.
He wouldn't have been
facing the ocean.
The entrance wound's
in the front, right?
It doesn't make any sense,
and where the hell would
the shooter stand anyway?
There's not enough
room back there.
Nah, this was an execution.
An executioner
wouldn't leave a casing.
Would he leave
a cigarette butt?
Virgil, what do
you want to make this
so difficult for?
It's just a robbery.
Let's just call it
that and go home.
You can go out on an easy one.
I had an easy one.
What you had
was a stupid one, okay?
Look, you do not want to
go out on an unsolved.
That's going to be even worse.
Guys, look what we
found a couple blocks way.
No credit cards, no cash.
Left the license.
Ichiho.
Japanese. Yeah,
we also found a picture.
Oh, young,
pretty Caucasian.
That's a wife.
Mistress. Thanks.
Oh, Virge.
You're going to torch me
on this one aren't you?
Spread out
across this town
with a series of numbers
each and every
possible combination.
We buy them all,
every combination.
Thousand dollars a venue.
Twenty thousand a man.
Compute it. Tabulate it.
Worked it over with a
fine tooth comb gentlemen.
The best computer minds I know,
and each time you
know what happens?
It comes up a winner.
You may ask why has
no one ever thought
of this before?
It's a valid question.
But this is an idea
worthy of a Milken
or a Boesky.
So why has no one ever tried it?
My response no one
ever tried flight
before the Wright Brothers,
radio before DeForest
and Armstrong,
pc's before Wozniak and Jobs.
This is our Kitty Hawk,
our superheterdyne,
our Macintosh, our
unforgiving minute
that we must fill
with 60 seconds
worth of distance run.
Then ours is the world
and everything that's on it.
Carpe Diem, gentlemen.
Seize the day or in our
case the California Lottery.
Thank you very much.
Hey, what
do you want kids?
So it's kids now, huh?
I'm not looking
for trouble or nothing.
How much money
did you make today?
You know a couple dollars.
We work for the IRS.
We need to take a look.
Okay. Sure. Help yourself.
Come on.
Yeah.
Crazy son of a bitch.
Let's get out of here.
Psycho.
Hello.
Can I help you?
Yes, I'm
Detective Guinness.
My partner, Detective
Vasso, LAPD.
Is this the home
of Mr. Tetsuo Ichiho?
Yes, it is.
And you are?
I am his wife.
Is something wrong?
Do you mind if
we come in for a minute?
I need to get that.
Sure.
Hello.
Wait, no, no, no.
That's exciting.
That is exciting.
It's wonderful news,
but there are two
policemen here right now.
Uh huh.
No, I don't know why.
I can't right now.
Right. Right. All right.
So is this
something about Tetsuo?
I'm afraid so ma'am.
Your husband's body
was found this morning
in the Palisades.
Oh, God.
I'm very sorry.
Oh, my God.
It seems to
have been a robbery.
I just spoke
to him last night.
He was so happy.
Are you sure?
Are you sure it was him?
Yes, ma'am.
We need you to
make a positive ID.
Oh! Oh!
How did it happen?
Just not quite sure
how it happened yet, ma'am.
Oh.
Could you tell
me if you were separated
from your husband?
No. No.
And when was the last
time you saw him, ma'am?
Am I not allowed
to grieve for God sakes?
We ask you Lord
to bless this grave.
Give our brother peace and rest,
and on the day of judgement
raise him up to eternal life
until mighty God has
called our brother
from this life to himself
we commit his body to the earth
in which it was made.
Lord receive
you into paradise
and take you to himself
and give you peace
for all eternity.
Mrs. Ichiho, excuse me.
I'm sorry to finally
meet you like this.
I'm Clayton Lutz.
Your husband's
business attorney.
Tetsuo was a fine man.
He'll be missed by everyone.
Well thank you.
It's good of you to come.
Is it usual for the cop
to come to something like this?
A friend of mine is here.
Oh, really?
What's he do?
She doesn't
do anything anymore.
I guess it's inevitable.
We all end up the same way.
Just a matter of time.
So Detective,
any luck finding
who killed my husband?
We're talking
to some people
anyone who might
have seen something
or heard the shot.
And?
Nothing so far
but don't worry.
We won't give up until
we find him or her.
But you said
it was a robbery.
I never said that.
But...
My partner said that.
He's young. He'll learn.
They might have done it.
They've hated him
ever since he left
that bitch for me.
They don't take too kindly
to one of their boys
marrying an outsider,
gaijin, they call us.
You know your
husband was out for a walk
at six o'clock in the morning.
Does that sound right to you?
What do you mean?
I mean is that
the kind of guy he was
just go for a walk on
the beach at sunrise?
Who knows?
Tetsuo was a very hard worker.
I think he was too
busy for sunrises.
Maybe there's a lesson
in that Detective.
So what's the old
Guinness itch tell you?
She do it?
You know the
stages of grief you're
supposed to go through?
Anger, denial, bargaining.
Yeah. Depression
and acceptance.
Yeah.
Well, I think she took the
express train to acceptance.
Wooh.
I'll call you back.
Oh, what a nice surprise.
Ooh, I love the bite
of Dijon in the morning.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
I guess this answers
the appropriately grave question
as to whether or not
you're all right?
Uh, yes. I'm okay.
How long are you supposed
to grieve for any way?
Anything less
than 48 hours is
generally considered callous.
From 48 hours to 30
days is just tasteless.
Thirty days!
What about in New
Orleans or India?
I've seen where they
have marching bands
and they dress in white.
Well, they're
actually celebrating
something quite different
from what you are, Diane.
Clay, this
isn't going to affect
the lottery is it?
I hope not although
it couldn't have possibly
come at a worse time for me.
What do you mean?
I was going through
your husband's estate
and I found a recent
addition to his insurance.
A policy on his life
for a million dollars.
What?
Or in the case
of accidental death
which this is, two
million dollars.
Oh, my God.
Where does it say that?
Let me see. Where
does it say that?
There. There it is.
Two, two million. Aah! Aah!
Clay. What honey? What?
What?
It was you.
Me? Diane. No.
You're the one who said you
wish he'd just drop dead.
Oh, no, Clay.
That was just
a figure of speech.
I didn't mean you
should actually do it.
Diane, it was you.
Me?
Knowing how
money is so much
more important to you than sex.
Oh, well
that all depends on
who you're making it with Clay.
And Clay...
...I want to make it with you.
Okay, I'm just
trying to survive.
Hey, hold on man.
Don't shoot.
You've been following
me for the last 4 blocks.
Don't you remember me?
No, I don't remember you.
It's Pete, baby,
and Chester.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
So what do you want?
I want to
show you something.
Whatever you
got I don't need.
You was always
looking for guns.
Not anymore.
Cheap.
Hundred bucks.
Found it.
Yeah, and Ogee's a priest.
No, I swear to God.
Hey, I'm no thief.
Found her in some
bushes along PCH.
I'm no lying either.
You're a boy scout.
I'll give you
fifty bucks for it.
Fifty bucks?
It's a hot gun.
You don't know that.
I'm not going to pay
anybody more than 50 bucks
for a hot gun right?
All right.
No dogs allowed here.
This is a great idea.
I could just
leave her a note
and then call her up after work.
Virgil, you
can't leave her a note.
Here she comes.
What's he doing here?
Look I'm
really sorry honey.
It just came my way
before I could tell them
I was through.
It's true. I was there.
Shut up.
And you can't
refuse it you understand
because there's
something about cracking
your last case or
it stays with you
for the rest of your life.
Yeah, you
walk away from that
and it's really bad luck.
Which is
precisely why I got
to see it through.
You understand that?
You know, so that when
you and I get married
I'll be really free and clear.
You know
Venatter and Lang?
You think those guys are
enjoying their retirement?
Get real.
They were miserable.
You don't
think they replay
that last case
over and over again
Yeah, night and day.
We shoulda, woulda, coulda, if
only, what if, etc., etc., etc..
Not pretty.
No.
You're a
damn liar, Virge.
Okay.
That's okay.
I don't think
your sister believed me.
You know, after
studying the human mind
for almost 30 years
there was one question
that Freud left unanswered.
Yeah, what's that?
What the hell
does a woman want?
I'm very sorry
for your trouble.
Appreciate your coming down.
Afraid I have an ulcer.
Your ex-husband had an ulcer.
Did you know that?
Is there any bad blood
between the two of them?
My mother says
that if you looked
at American wife,
you'll find who killed
the Japanese husband.
Why did she say that?
All she ever
wanted from him was money.
Then his money ran out.
When did
the money run out?
After she spent it.
Was he still
paying alimony?
Sounds like a lot
of people were spending it.
You know? Unfortunately,
older men leave their wives
for younger women
in our culture.
It happens a lot.
Maybe your mother
didn't like the new wife
because your father did.
Thank you.
She says she see you
do not believe her.
We're going now to
talk to his attorney.
I'm terribly
sorry, ma'am.
I meant no offense. Sayonara.
That looks
like it went well.
Yes, we need the money
and the people by Tuesday.
Put it into operation
on Wednesday.
You got that?
Good. I got to go so just
get it taken care of, Martin.
All right?
Sorry. I can't hear you.
Just get a rundown and map
of every venue we
plan to hit. Bye.
When are we
going to get back
into your office?
As soon as I
start doing legal work
that's legal again.
Well, sweetheart,
I talked to the
insurance company
and I won't be able
to get the money
for at least four weeks.
That's that 30 days
I was telling you about.
Yeah, I don't
want to wait 30 days.
I want in on the lottery.
Diane, it's in two days
so you'll never get the
policy to pay off that soon.
You could get
it for me couldn't you?
No bank works that fast.
I'm not
talking about a bank.
I'm talking about
your connections.
Are you crazy?
You know they charge
20 percent interest a month.
Do you know how
much money that is?
No, no, no sweetheart.
Hey. Hey. No, no, no.
It wouldn't take a month.
We win the lottery
on Wednesday. Okay?
I borrow from the bank
against the proceeds
to pay your people off.
Takes about a week, 5 percent.
Then I buy a third
of the numbers
and I'm in for $13
million dollars.
Please. Oh, please,
please please, baby.
Come on. Please do it for me.
Please, Clay?
I didn't know you
were so facile with numbers.
Oh, baby. It's
what attracted me
to you in the first place.
You are a planner,
dreamer, a winner.
You are the biggest
winner I know.
You're such a big, big winner.
Oh, baby.
I want to drown
in your winnings.
Oh, baby. Come on. Do
it for me. Do it for me.
Do it. Do it. Do it. Please.
$52 million
dollars, gentlemen.
36 hours away.
Everything is progressing
like clockwork.
Now I want to go through
the logistics again
so that everyone is comfortable.
Tomorrow at 10 AM you
will come back here
with the cash you have pledged.
You will be assigned a buyer
who will be responsible
for allotment of tickets.
If you wish to
accompany your buyer...
You may.
After that, the only
thing left to do
is to go home and plan
what you're going to do
with your winnings.
Any questions?
What's he doing
out here at six o'clock
in the morning?
There's got to be a reason.
Uh, no cable TV?
What's out there?
The guy dumps his
wife for a looker.
At six o'clock in the morning
when he should be
home with the looker,
he's out here looking out there.
What's out there?
Japan.
Japan.
David five
Adam, are you by?
This is SRC for David five Adam.
Go ahead.
Yeah, we
ran a check with ATS
and found a .45
semiautomatic registered
to one Diane Ichiho,
45 Holyoak Terrace,
Pacific Palisades.
Copy that.
A .45 semiautomatic registered
to one Diane Ichiho.
Unbelievable.
Don't even start.
Yeah. Yeah, I know
it's a lot of money to move.
That's why I called you.
I figure if anybody
could swing it
it's got to be you, right?
20 percent, yeah.
That's what I figured.
Right. Okay.
I'll bring the policy
by in 30 minutes.
Right.
All right. Thank you my friend.
Ah. Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
I haven't felt this alive
since...
I can't remember when.
You don't know how
happy you've made me.
I think I'm just
about to find out.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Who is it?
Hello.
Ah, Detectives
what do I owe
for the nice surprise?
Sorry to
bother you again.
Do you mind if we come in?
Sure. Sure.
Of course, sir.
Detectives, would you
like some coffee, drinks?
No ma'am just a few...
We've just
got a few questions
and we'll be on our way.
Detectives,
this is Clatyon Lutz,
my husband's attorney,
family attorney really.
Hello.
Hi.
Clayton was
just going through some
of my husband's things.
Of course.
Well, I guess
I'll be going.
I've got all the
papers I need, Diane,
and I'll be reading
through them tonight.
Just a minute, Mr. Lutz.
I never thought I'd
hear myself say this
to a lawyer,
but you're welcome
to stay if you like.
Oh, I'm not a
criminal lawyer, Detective.
That is I'm not saying
I'm not a criminal
who's a lawyer.
What I'm saying is
I just don't see
how I can,
my practice is in estate
and corporate law.
I'm the Ichiho's estate handler
and I handle all
of their business
for the family so I guess
I'll just let myself out.
Excuse me.
Bye Bye, Mr. Lutz.
Bye Bye, and Diane?
Yes. Bye Bye.
So Detectives look.
Is something wrong?
Am I a suspect?
Afraid we're all suspects
until we find the killer.
Isn't that right,
Detective Vasso?
That's what they say.
Even I'm a suspect
except I have no motive
and my service
revolver doesn't match
the murder weapon.
Oh, so you found
the murder weapon?
We've identified
the type of weapon it was
from the slug that
killed your husband.
It was a .45 semiautomatic
15 round officer's model.
Perhaps you'd
like to have a look
at these pictures, ma'am.
Hmmm. Hmmm.
Hmmm. Hmmm. Hmmm. Oh.
You recognize that model?
Well, yes.
He gave it to me
after the wedding
for protection.
Any idea where
he kept it ma'am?
Nowhere in the house.
I hated it.
But maybe in his office
or in a safe deposit box.
Diane, where
were you at 6 AM
on the morning of the 3rd?
Detective, I was asleep.
I know that's not
much of an alibi,
but that's where most
people are at 6 AM.
She's doing him.
Check him out tomorrow.
You want
to place your bet
on the shooter?
3 to 1 on the lawyer.
I thought he was going
to hyperventilate
before he hit the door.
Yeah, well,
except in your scenario
which I'm not saying I do,
if I had to pick one of them,
I'd pick her.
You don't exactly go
for a sunrise walk
in the park with your lawyer.
Wish we
had that damn gun.
That's pretty. It's nice.
Pretty little thing, huh?
Is it hot?
Cold as ice.
I'll tune it.
I'll give you a
hundred dollars for it.
I've got a
dealer who's going
to give me $400
for it right now.
Yeah?
Go do that then.
All right. All
right. All right.
Give me a hundred bucks.
Hold on a second will you?
Yeah, yeah yeah, Lakers by ten.
I'm going to put you
down for a hundred then.
Listen, on Tuesday at
five o'clock all right?
Aaah.
Let's get out of here man.
Did you tell them
we were sleeping together?
No, they don't
know anything Clay.
Know anything?
We didn't do
anything. Not illegal.
Well, not yet, but do you
know how bad this looks?
Your gun, your lover, his
attorney, his insurance policy,
$2 million dollars and no alibi.
Wait, wait wait.
You're my alibi.
Look. No see.
That's not an alibi.
That's a conspiracy.
Okay. All right.
It's not a conspiracy
because I didn't do anything.
Wait, I didn't
do anything either, Clay.
Okay. All right.
That's all right.
Just got to keep our
eyes on the prize,
the lottery.
Got to keep them
off the lottery.
I'm going to get an ulcer.
Thank you, Jesus.
Since when
did you get religion?
I didn't.
That was Jesus Perez at SPRS.
Ichiho had a $1 million
dollar life insurance policy.
So what
Lutz is doing her.
That doesn't mean
that they tapped him.
I mean there's nothing
suspicious here.
There's no illegal activity.
You know all of his
clients are Asian.
They're either
Japanese, Chinese.
His father was like
a commodities broker
from the Far East.
So?
So there's
nothing suspicious here.
All right. Never mind.
Guinness here. You paged?
Yo, what's up?
All right. Thanks kid.
We're on our way.
Shooting last night in Venice.
Ballistics match
our murder weapon.
Thank you Jesus.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Ladies and gentlemen,
D-day has arrived.
Could you?
Thank you.
Our operation in
San Francisco is
in full swing as we speak.
Drivers, the phone in your van
has a number on the handset
that's specific to you.
From now on you
will be referred to
by that number.
Excuse me.
Because you
are the financiers
and they are the
captains of their ships.
Tonight we will be
three times as wealthy
as we are right now.
Excuse me.
Diane, what's going on?
I just want
to make sure I get
my favorite number.
There are six
numbers on a ticket
and there are 14
million numbers.
Oh, Clay look.
Don't talk to me like that.
I put $2 million
dollars into this thing.
I am your biggest
investor times five.
I think I deserve just
one little number.
It's okay, Mr. Lutz.
I have the series that
she's looking for.
Oh.
Fine.
What is this
almighty lucky number?
It's 5,10,
15, 20, 25 and 30.
That's ridiculous.
A lottery number
doesn't sound like that.
Well, what
does it sound like?
Well, they end in
ones and sixes and threes.
Numbers like that never
in multiples of five.
Clay.
Actually Mr. Lutz,
this debate
as possible as
any of the others.
Well, that's great.
That's super.
Take the number
and lots of luck,
and let's go.
Time to go everybody. Go.
Okay drivers this is it.
Remember to obey
all traffic laws.
Any citations you receive
will be your responsibility.
Let's go guys. Let's go.
We're on a schedule
here. Let's move it.
All right
gentlemen, pitch and toss.
All right, buyers,
you will be identified
by your phone number.
Even numbered phones
check in every hour
on the half.
Let's move. Let's move.
Odd number phones check
in every hour on the hour.
Let's go. Let's go.
Move it guys. Move it.
I'm the luckiest man alive.
The guy was standing right
a couple of feet from me.
He shoots me point blank.
Goes right through my shoulders.
What was it about, Red?
What's it ever about?
Well, it's
usually about women,
but that's unlikely
in your case.
Hey, hey, hey,
that's funny man,
but do you know I'm kind of good
with the ladies.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
I'm sure you are.
Now why did this
guy shoot you, Red?
It was a hold-up.
What do you think?
I think I'm
looking at a guy
who's three weeks
late on checking in
with his probation officer
and where we found
traces of cocaine
in his drawer where he works.
I also think I'm
looking at a guy
who's going to be
going back to Chino
if he doesn't give us
something good and quick.
Listen, I told you
I don't know anything.
I was minding my own business.
Now listen, fella,
the gun that was used
to shoot you was used
to kill a guy in the
Palisades the other day.
No kidding?
No kidding.
Now wait a minute now
because I think things
are coming to me now.
Oh, I'm sure they are.
Let's have them.
I want my probation lifted.
I want a clean parole.
You're going
to have to give up
a murderer for that Red.
I could do that.
Say again.
You heard me.
I could do that.
Let's hear it.
Homeless guy with
a little white dog.
That is some description.
Beats a homeless guy
without a little white dog.
Let's talk to this guy.
Excuse me, sir. LAPD.
Listen to me.
Don't be frightened.
We're looking for a homeless man
with a receding hairline
and a little white dog.
Can you help us out?
Oh, forget it.
Let's go down here.
Hold on.
Yeah.
That's right. See you.
Mr. Lutz?
Yes.
We haven't
received any tickets yet
from the 30 series.
The 30 series?
Yeah, I believe
that's car number 20.
30 series? Who's on it?
That's the van
Mrs. Ichiho is in.
Oh, God. Oh, God, Diane.
It's going to his estate.
Hello.
Diane, where are you?
Oh, sweetheart,
sweetheart,
I made a little detour.
Detour?
Are you out of you mind?
The whole deal could
hinge on your numbers.
What are you doing?
I did something
a little wild.
I bought a car just like yours.
Diane, you've got
to buy those tickets.
Buy the car tomorrow.
No, no, no, no, no.
I already did. I already did.
I'm driving it,
but sweetheart we've got time.
I divided the money and
the tickets with Wayne.
Wayne? Who's Wayne?
Wayne, the driver.
The CPA you sent me with.
Diane, if
you screw this up,
I will personally kill you.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
I thought you'd be happy.
I'll do it right now.
God you are giving me
the biggest headache.
Me?
This guy's dangerous.
I don't know why
people won't cooperate.
Well, he probably
spread all his wealth
amongst his friends.
Yeah, a regular
Robin Hood, huh?
Do you want something?
Uh, yeah.
How you want
it? Sugar and cream?
Actually,
you know, no I don't
I drink any more java I'm going
to be running like Carl Lewis.
You sure?
I'm positive.
Because you ain't
getting any of mine all right?
Yeah.
Let's get out of here.
What?
Just be cool.
Do you see what I see?
I do.
I think it's our man.
Follow me.
Hey, wait a second. Hey!
Police.
Now wait a second fella.
Come back here. Police.
Police. Stop. Police.
Holy Mother.
Don't move.
Don't hurt me.
You're under arrest
for suspicion of murder.
I didn't do nothing.
What are
you running from?
Don't hurt the dog.
Turn around,
put the dog down
and put your hands in the air.
Turn around.
I didn't think it was
illegal or nothing, man.
You didn't think
withholding evidence
of a murder from
the police was illegal?
Who are you kidding?
I'm just trying to
score a few extra bucks.
You know how it is.
Just trying to survive, man.
Yeah, right there see?
That string.
It was tied right around,
what's the part of a gun
where you twirl it
around your fingers?
The trigger guard?
That's it.
I'd prefer it if you
didn't call me man.
Crap, bro.
Like I say, I'm just trying
to score a few extra bucks
to feed the dog.
Son of a bitch.
Aah, ooh, I love it.
Start the car. Come on.
Get going man.
It won't start man.
What's wrong man?
Come on, dude.
Give me your gun.
What? Are you
going to shoot somebody?
I'll shoot you if
you don't give it to me.
Hammer.
Give me the brick.
Now hold this right
there just like that.
Like that. Don't move.
That's good.
Forget it. Just leave it.
No, no. Get
away. No, no don't.
Oh, no. My money.
Aah, oh. No my numbers. No. No.
Oh, no. My numbers.
My numbers.
No! Aaah!
Bang.
I think our homicide
is a suicide.
I'll be.
That's why he
was facing the ocean.
It was the only sure way
to get rid of the gun.
Why did he
fake a robbery?
Money.
He wanted it for his wife.
But suicide nullifies
an insurance policy.
You shoot yourself
there's no payoff.
Poor guy.
He thought he was doing
something honorable.
Now nobody gets a nickel.
What a waste.
Wow, the things
some guys will do
for their women.
Yeah, tell me about it.
I got one more
question for you though.
Who's going to get my gun?
Now here are
tonight's super lotto numbers
for a whopping $56
million dollars,
and that will make
some lucky winner
a very happy person,
and these numbers
are weird tonight;
5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.
Again, tonight's jackpot
$56 million dollars.
Noooo!
Yeehaw!
the heck is that?
Oh, my God.
Yippee!
GUN
RICOCHET
Do you want
me to take them back?
No.
No, I'll take
them back just say so.
It's not them.
You do this.
What?
Every day
you do this here.
Give me the eggs.
No, no, no.
You take them back he's
liable to do something worse.
That's ridiculous.
I'll eat the
eggs for God's sake.
What are you
doing here, Virge?
What do you mean?
What are you doing here?
You hate his eggs.
Go home.
Come on, Ginny.
It's a lousy driveby.
Hell, it wasn't even a driveby.
Some drunk shooting
his gun in the air
on New Year's Eve
and the slug came down
and beaned somebody
on top of the head.
You know I want to get married,
but you can't expect me to go
out on something like that.
You don't want
to go out at all,
and I don't want you to
go out in a body bag.
Just one more
case. Just one more.
What's going to happen to me?
Nothing is going
to happen to me.
All right, honey.
No more cases.
I'll tell them I'm through
when I go in this
morning, all right?
I'll ride out the
rest of the month
behind the desk.
You have my word.
Okay?
I'm afraid I have to go.
I'm sorry, love.
No, I got it.
But this
is for you, okay?
I love you kid.
I'll call you later.
You're a great sport.
Hey, Norm,
what have we got?
Homicide,
Asian male, 40's,
single head wound close range
residue on right sleeve.
Looks like he
saw it coming, huh?
Possibly, yeah.
Tried to deflect the shot.
Did you find a weapon?
No, but we found
a casing over here,
a .45 semi.
Who found the body?
Officer.
Officer.
Yes, the
witness was a jogger.
He running by here.
He runs by here every morning.
Any ID?
No. No
wallet. No change
No jewelry. No watch.
Tan lines on his
wrist and left ring finger.
Probably married.
Can I talk
to you a second?
Yeah.
Sounds like robbery.
What's the matter?
He was facing the ocean.
It's a nice
view. So what?
So if he was robbed,
the shooter would have
had to come from the front
and turn him around.
He wouldn't have been
facing the ocean.
The entrance wound's
in the front, right?
It doesn't make any sense,
and where the hell would
the shooter stand anyway?
There's not enough
room back there.
Nah, this was an execution.
An executioner
wouldn't leave a casing.
Would he leave
a cigarette butt?
Virgil, what do
you want to make this
so difficult for?
It's just a robbery.
Let's just call it
that and go home.
You can go out on an easy one.
I had an easy one.
What you had
was a stupid one, okay?
Look, you do not want to
go out on an unsolved.
That's going to be even worse.
Guys, look what we
found a couple blocks way.
No credit cards, no cash.
Left the license.
Ichiho.
Japanese. Yeah,
we also found a picture.
Oh, young,
pretty Caucasian.
That's a wife.
Mistress. Thanks.
Oh, Virge.
You're going to torch me
on this one aren't you?
Spread out
across this town
with a series of numbers
each and every
possible combination.
We buy them all,
every combination.
Thousand dollars a venue.
Twenty thousand a man.
Compute it. Tabulate it.
Worked it over with a
fine tooth comb gentlemen.
The best computer minds I know,
and each time you
know what happens?
It comes up a winner.
You may ask why has
no one ever thought
of this before?
It's a valid question.
But this is an idea
worthy of a Milken
or a Boesky.
So why has no one ever tried it?
My response no one
ever tried flight
before the Wright Brothers,
radio before DeForest
and Armstrong,
pc's before Wozniak and Jobs.
This is our Kitty Hawk,
our superheterdyne,
our Macintosh, our
unforgiving minute
that we must fill
with 60 seconds
worth of distance run.
Then ours is the world
and everything that's on it.
Carpe Diem, gentlemen.
Seize the day or in our
case the California Lottery.
Thank you very much.
Hey, what
do you want kids?
So it's kids now, huh?
I'm not looking
for trouble or nothing.
How much money
did you make today?
You know a couple dollars.
We work for the IRS.
We need to take a look.
Okay. Sure. Help yourself.
Come on.
Yeah.
Crazy son of a bitch.
Let's get out of here.
Psycho.
Hello.
Can I help you?
Yes, I'm
Detective Guinness.
My partner, Detective
Vasso, LAPD.
Is this the home
of Mr. Tetsuo Ichiho?
Yes, it is.
And you are?
I am his wife.
Is something wrong?
Do you mind if
we come in for a minute?
I need to get that.
Sure.
Hello.
Wait, no, no, no.
That's exciting.
That is exciting.
It's wonderful news,
but there are two
policemen here right now.
Uh huh.
No, I don't know why.
I can't right now.
Right. Right. All right.
So is this
something about Tetsuo?
I'm afraid so ma'am.
Your husband's body
was found this morning
in the Palisades.
Oh, God.
I'm very sorry.
Oh, my God.
It seems to
have been a robbery.
I just spoke
to him last night.
He was so happy.
Are you sure?
Are you sure it was him?
Yes, ma'am.
We need you to
make a positive ID.
Oh! Oh!
How did it happen?
Just not quite sure
how it happened yet, ma'am.
Oh.
Could you tell
me if you were separated
from your husband?
No. No.
And when was the last
time you saw him, ma'am?
Am I not allowed
to grieve for God sakes?
We ask you Lord
to bless this grave.
Give our brother peace and rest,
and on the day of judgement
raise him up to eternal life
until mighty God has
called our brother
from this life to himself
we commit his body to the earth
in which it was made.
Lord receive
you into paradise
and take you to himself
and give you peace
for all eternity.
Mrs. Ichiho, excuse me.
I'm sorry to finally
meet you like this.
I'm Clayton Lutz.
Your husband's
business attorney.
Tetsuo was a fine man.
He'll be missed by everyone.
Well thank you.
It's good of you to come.
Is it usual for the cop
to come to something like this?
A friend of mine is here.
Oh, really?
What's he do?
She doesn't
do anything anymore.
I guess it's inevitable.
We all end up the same way.
Just a matter of time.
So Detective,
any luck finding
who killed my husband?
We're talking
to some people
anyone who might
have seen something
or heard the shot.
And?
Nothing so far
but don't worry.
We won't give up until
we find him or her.
But you said
it was a robbery.
I never said that.
But...
My partner said that.
He's young. He'll learn.
They might have done it.
They've hated him
ever since he left
that bitch for me.
They don't take too kindly
to one of their boys
marrying an outsider,
gaijin, they call us.
You know your
husband was out for a walk
at six o'clock in the morning.
Does that sound right to you?
What do you mean?
I mean is that
the kind of guy he was
just go for a walk on
the beach at sunrise?
Who knows?
Tetsuo was a very hard worker.
I think he was too
busy for sunrises.
Maybe there's a lesson
in that Detective.
So what's the old
Guinness itch tell you?
She do it?
You know the
stages of grief you're
supposed to go through?
Anger, denial, bargaining.
Yeah. Depression
and acceptance.
Yeah.
Well, I think she took the
express train to acceptance.
Wooh.
I'll call you back.
Oh, what a nice surprise.
Ooh, I love the bite
of Dijon in the morning.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
I guess this answers
the appropriately grave question
as to whether or not
you're all right?
Uh, yes. I'm okay.
How long are you supposed
to grieve for any way?
Anything less
than 48 hours is
generally considered callous.
From 48 hours to 30
days is just tasteless.
Thirty days!
What about in New
Orleans or India?
I've seen where they
have marching bands
and they dress in white.
Well, they're
actually celebrating
something quite different
from what you are, Diane.
Clay, this
isn't going to affect
the lottery is it?
I hope not although
it couldn't have possibly
come at a worse time for me.
What do you mean?
I was going through
your husband's estate
and I found a recent
addition to his insurance.
A policy on his life
for a million dollars.
What?
Or in the case
of accidental death
which this is, two
million dollars.
Oh, my God.
Where does it say that?
Let me see. Where
does it say that?
There. There it is.
Two, two million. Aah! Aah!
Clay. What honey? What?
What?
It was you.
Me? Diane. No.
You're the one who said you
wish he'd just drop dead.
Oh, no, Clay.
That was just
a figure of speech.
I didn't mean you
should actually do it.
Diane, it was you.
Me?
Knowing how
money is so much
more important to you than sex.
Oh, well
that all depends on
who you're making it with Clay.
And Clay...
...I want to make it with you.
Okay, I'm just
trying to survive.
Hey, hold on man.
Don't shoot.
You've been following
me for the last 4 blocks.
Don't you remember me?
No, I don't remember you.
It's Pete, baby,
and Chester.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
So what do you want?
I want to
show you something.
Whatever you
got I don't need.
You was always
looking for guns.
Not anymore.
Cheap.
Hundred bucks.
Found it.
Yeah, and Ogee's a priest.
No, I swear to God.
Hey, I'm no thief.
Found her in some
bushes along PCH.
I'm no lying either.
You're a boy scout.
I'll give you
fifty bucks for it.
Fifty bucks?
It's a hot gun.
You don't know that.
I'm not going to pay
anybody more than 50 bucks
for a hot gun right?
All right.
No dogs allowed here.
This is a great idea.
I could just
leave her a note
and then call her up after work.
Virgil, you
can't leave her a note.
Here she comes.
What's he doing here?
Look I'm
really sorry honey.
It just came my way
before I could tell them
I was through.
It's true. I was there.
Shut up.
And you can't
refuse it you understand
because there's
something about cracking
your last case or
it stays with you
for the rest of your life.
Yeah, you
walk away from that
and it's really bad luck.
Which is
precisely why I got
to see it through.
You understand that?
You know, so that when
you and I get married
I'll be really free and clear.
You know
Venatter and Lang?
You think those guys are
enjoying their retirement?
Get real.
They were miserable.
You don't
think they replay
that last case
over and over again
Yeah, night and day.
We shoulda, woulda, coulda, if
only, what if, etc., etc., etc..
Not pretty.
No.
You're a
damn liar, Virge.
Okay.
That's okay.
I don't think
your sister believed me.
You know, after
studying the human mind
for almost 30 years
there was one question
that Freud left unanswered.
Yeah, what's that?
What the hell
does a woman want?
I'm very sorry
for your trouble.
Appreciate your coming down.
Afraid I have an ulcer.
Your ex-husband had an ulcer.
Did you know that?
Is there any bad blood
between the two of them?
My mother says
that if you looked
at American wife,
you'll find who killed
the Japanese husband.
Why did she say that?
All she ever
wanted from him was money.
Then his money ran out.
When did
the money run out?
After she spent it.
Was he still
paying alimony?
Sounds like a lot
of people were spending it.
You know? Unfortunately,
older men leave their wives
for younger women
in our culture.
It happens a lot.
Maybe your mother
didn't like the new wife
because your father did.
Thank you.
She says she see you
do not believe her.
We're going now to
talk to his attorney.
I'm terribly
sorry, ma'am.
I meant no offense. Sayonara.
That looks
like it went well.
Yes, we need the money
and the people by Tuesday.
Put it into operation
on Wednesday.
You got that?
Good. I got to go so just
get it taken care of, Martin.
All right?
Sorry. I can't hear you.
Just get a rundown and map
of every venue we
plan to hit. Bye.
When are we
going to get back
into your office?
As soon as I
start doing legal work
that's legal again.
Well, sweetheart,
I talked to the
insurance company
and I won't be able
to get the money
for at least four weeks.
That's that 30 days
I was telling you about.
Yeah, I don't
want to wait 30 days.
I want in on the lottery.
Diane, it's in two days
so you'll never get the
policy to pay off that soon.
You could get
it for me couldn't you?
No bank works that fast.
I'm not
talking about a bank.
I'm talking about
your connections.
Are you crazy?
You know they charge
20 percent interest a month.
Do you know how
much money that is?
No, no, no sweetheart.
Hey. Hey. No, no, no.
It wouldn't take a month.
We win the lottery
on Wednesday. Okay?
I borrow from the bank
against the proceeds
to pay your people off.
Takes about a week, 5 percent.
Then I buy a third
of the numbers
and I'm in for $13
million dollars.
Please. Oh, please,
please please, baby.
Come on. Please do it for me.
Please, Clay?
I didn't know you
were so facile with numbers.
Oh, baby. It's
what attracted me
to you in the first place.
You are a planner,
dreamer, a winner.
You are the biggest
winner I know.
You're such a big, big winner.
Oh, baby.
I want to drown
in your winnings.
Oh, baby. Come on. Do
it for me. Do it for me.
Do it. Do it. Do it. Please.
$52 million
dollars, gentlemen.
36 hours away.
Everything is progressing
like clockwork.
Now I want to go through
the logistics again
so that everyone is comfortable.
Tomorrow at 10 AM you
will come back here
with the cash you have pledged.
You will be assigned a buyer
who will be responsible
for allotment of tickets.
If you wish to
accompany your buyer...
You may.
After that, the only
thing left to do
is to go home and plan
what you're going to do
with your winnings.
Any questions?
What's he doing
out here at six o'clock
in the morning?
There's got to be a reason.
Uh, no cable TV?
What's out there?
The guy dumps his
wife for a looker.
At six o'clock in the morning
when he should be
home with the looker,
he's out here looking out there.
What's out there?
Japan.
Japan.
David five
Adam, are you by?
This is SRC for David five Adam.
Go ahead.
Yeah, we
ran a check with ATS
and found a .45
semiautomatic registered
to one Diane Ichiho,
45 Holyoak Terrace,
Pacific Palisades.
Copy that.
A .45 semiautomatic registered
to one Diane Ichiho.
Unbelievable.
Don't even start.
Yeah. Yeah, I know
it's a lot of money to move.
That's why I called you.
I figure if anybody
could swing it
it's got to be you, right?
20 percent, yeah.
That's what I figured.
Right. Okay.
I'll bring the policy
by in 30 minutes.
Right.
All right. Thank you my friend.
Ah. Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
I haven't felt this alive
since...
I can't remember when.
You don't know how
happy you've made me.
I think I'm just
about to find out.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Who is it?
Hello.
Ah, Detectives
what do I owe
for the nice surprise?
Sorry to
bother you again.
Do you mind if we come in?
Sure. Sure.
Of course, sir.
Detectives, would you
like some coffee, drinks?
No ma'am just a few...
We've just
got a few questions
and we'll be on our way.
Detectives,
this is Clatyon Lutz,
my husband's attorney,
family attorney really.
Hello.
Hi.
Clayton was
just going through some
of my husband's things.
Of course.
Well, I guess
I'll be going.
I've got all the
papers I need, Diane,
and I'll be reading
through them tonight.
Just a minute, Mr. Lutz.
I never thought I'd
hear myself say this
to a lawyer,
but you're welcome
to stay if you like.
Oh, I'm not a
criminal lawyer, Detective.
That is I'm not saying
I'm not a criminal
who's a lawyer.
What I'm saying is
I just don't see
how I can,
my practice is in estate
and corporate law.
I'm the Ichiho's estate handler
and I handle all
of their business
for the family so I guess
I'll just let myself out.
Excuse me.
Bye Bye, Mr. Lutz.
Bye Bye, and Diane?
Yes. Bye Bye.
So Detectives look.
Is something wrong?
Am I a suspect?
Afraid we're all suspects
until we find the killer.
Isn't that right,
Detective Vasso?
That's what they say.
Even I'm a suspect
except I have no motive
and my service
revolver doesn't match
the murder weapon.
Oh, so you found
the murder weapon?
We've identified
the type of weapon it was
from the slug that
killed your husband.
It was a .45 semiautomatic
15 round officer's model.
Perhaps you'd
like to have a look
at these pictures, ma'am.
Hmmm. Hmmm.
Hmmm. Hmmm. Hmmm. Oh.
You recognize that model?
Well, yes.
He gave it to me
after the wedding
for protection.
Any idea where
he kept it ma'am?
Nowhere in the house.
I hated it.
But maybe in his office
or in a safe deposit box.
Diane, where
were you at 6 AM
on the morning of the 3rd?
Detective, I was asleep.
I know that's not
much of an alibi,
but that's where most
people are at 6 AM.
She's doing him.
Check him out tomorrow.
You want
to place your bet
on the shooter?
3 to 1 on the lawyer.
I thought he was going
to hyperventilate
before he hit the door.
Yeah, well,
except in your scenario
which I'm not saying I do,
if I had to pick one of them,
I'd pick her.
You don't exactly go
for a sunrise walk
in the park with your lawyer.
Wish we
had that damn gun.
That's pretty. It's nice.
Pretty little thing, huh?
Is it hot?
Cold as ice.
I'll tune it.
I'll give you a
hundred dollars for it.
I've got a
dealer who's going
to give me $400
for it right now.
Yeah?
Go do that then.
All right. All
right. All right.
Give me a hundred bucks.
Hold on a second will you?
Yeah, yeah yeah, Lakers by ten.
I'm going to put you
down for a hundred then.
Listen, on Tuesday at
five o'clock all right?
Aaah.
Let's get out of here man.
Did you tell them
we were sleeping together?
No, they don't
know anything Clay.
Know anything?
We didn't do
anything. Not illegal.
Well, not yet, but do you
know how bad this looks?
Your gun, your lover, his
attorney, his insurance policy,
$2 million dollars and no alibi.
Wait, wait wait.
You're my alibi.
Look. No see.
That's not an alibi.
That's a conspiracy.
Okay. All right.
It's not a conspiracy
because I didn't do anything.
Wait, I didn't
do anything either, Clay.
Okay. All right.
That's all right.
Just got to keep our
eyes on the prize,
the lottery.
Got to keep them
off the lottery.
I'm going to get an ulcer.
Thank you, Jesus.
Since when
did you get religion?
I didn't.
That was Jesus Perez at SPRS.
Ichiho had a $1 million
dollar life insurance policy.
So what
Lutz is doing her.
That doesn't mean
that they tapped him.
I mean there's nothing
suspicious here.
There's no illegal activity.
You know all of his
clients are Asian.
They're either
Japanese, Chinese.
His father was like
a commodities broker
from the Far East.
So?
So there's
nothing suspicious here.
All right. Never mind.
Guinness here. You paged?
Yo, what's up?
All right. Thanks kid.
We're on our way.
Shooting last night in Venice.
Ballistics match
our murder weapon.
Thank you Jesus.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Ladies and gentlemen,
D-day has arrived.
Could you?
Thank you.
Our operation in
San Francisco is
in full swing as we speak.
Drivers, the phone in your van
has a number on the handset
that's specific to you.
From now on you
will be referred to
by that number.
Excuse me.
Because you
are the financiers
and they are the
captains of their ships.
Tonight we will be
three times as wealthy
as we are right now.
Excuse me.
Diane, what's going on?
I just want
to make sure I get
my favorite number.
There are six
numbers on a ticket
and there are 14
million numbers.
Oh, Clay look.
Don't talk to me like that.
I put $2 million
dollars into this thing.
I am your biggest
investor times five.
I think I deserve just
one little number.
It's okay, Mr. Lutz.
I have the series that
she's looking for.
Oh.
Fine.
What is this
almighty lucky number?
It's 5,10,
15, 20, 25 and 30.
That's ridiculous.
A lottery number
doesn't sound like that.
Well, what
does it sound like?
Well, they end in
ones and sixes and threes.
Numbers like that never
in multiples of five.
Clay.
Actually Mr. Lutz,
this debate
as possible as
any of the others.
Well, that's great.
That's super.
Take the number
and lots of luck,
and let's go.
Time to go everybody. Go.
Okay drivers this is it.
Remember to obey
all traffic laws.
Any citations you receive
will be your responsibility.
Let's go guys. Let's go.
We're on a schedule
here. Let's move it.
All right
gentlemen, pitch and toss.
All right, buyers,
you will be identified
by your phone number.
Even numbered phones
check in every hour
on the half.
Let's move. Let's move.
Odd number phones check
in every hour on the hour.
Let's go. Let's go.
Move it guys. Move it.
I'm the luckiest man alive.
The guy was standing right
a couple of feet from me.
He shoots me point blank.
Goes right through my shoulders.
What was it about, Red?
What's it ever about?
Well, it's
usually about women,
but that's unlikely
in your case.
Hey, hey, hey,
that's funny man,
but do you know I'm kind of good
with the ladies.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
I'm sure you are.
Now why did this
guy shoot you, Red?
It was a hold-up.
What do you think?
I think I'm
looking at a guy
who's three weeks
late on checking in
with his probation officer
and where we found
traces of cocaine
in his drawer where he works.
I also think I'm
looking at a guy
who's going to be
going back to Chino
if he doesn't give us
something good and quick.
Listen, I told you
I don't know anything.
I was minding my own business.
Now listen, fella,
the gun that was used
to shoot you was used
to kill a guy in the
Palisades the other day.
No kidding?
No kidding.
Now wait a minute now
because I think things
are coming to me now.
Oh, I'm sure they are.
Let's have them.
I want my probation lifted.
I want a clean parole.
You're going
to have to give up
a murderer for that Red.
I could do that.
Say again.
You heard me.
I could do that.
Let's hear it.
Homeless guy with
a little white dog.
That is some description.
Beats a homeless guy
without a little white dog.
Let's talk to this guy.
Excuse me, sir. LAPD.
Listen to me.
Don't be frightened.
We're looking for a homeless man
with a receding hairline
and a little white dog.
Can you help us out?
Oh, forget it.
Let's go down here.
Hold on.
Yeah.
That's right. See you.
Mr. Lutz?
Yes.
We haven't
received any tickets yet
from the 30 series.
The 30 series?
Yeah, I believe
that's car number 20.
30 series? Who's on it?
That's the van
Mrs. Ichiho is in.
Oh, God. Oh, God, Diane.
It's going to his estate.
Hello.
Diane, where are you?
Oh, sweetheart,
sweetheart,
I made a little detour.
Detour?
Are you out of you mind?
The whole deal could
hinge on your numbers.
What are you doing?
I did something
a little wild.
I bought a car just like yours.
Diane, you've got
to buy those tickets.
Buy the car tomorrow.
No, no, no, no, no.
I already did. I already did.
I'm driving it,
but sweetheart we've got time.
I divided the money and
the tickets with Wayne.
Wayne? Who's Wayne?
Wayne, the driver.
The CPA you sent me with.
Diane, if
you screw this up,
I will personally kill you.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
I thought you'd be happy.
I'll do it right now.
God you are giving me
the biggest headache.
Me?
This guy's dangerous.
I don't know why
people won't cooperate.
Well, he probably
spread all his wealth
amongst his friends.
Yeah, a regular
Robin Hood, huh?
Do you want something?
Uh, yeah.
How you want
it? Sugar and cream?
Actually,
you know, no I don't
I drink any more java I'm going
to be running like Carl Lewis.
You sure?
I'm positive.
Because you ain't
getting any of mine all right?
Yeah.
Let's get out of here.
What?
Just be cool.
Do you see what I see?
I do.
I think it's our man.
Follow me.
Hey, wait a second. Hey!
Police.
Now wait a second fella.
Come back here. Police.
Police. Stop. Police.
Holy Mother.
Don't move.
Don't hurt me.
You're under arrest
for suspicion of murder.
I didn't do nothing.
What are
you running from?
Don't hurt the dog.
Turn around,
put the dog down
and put your hands in the air.
Turn around.
I didn't think it was
illegal or nothing, man.
You didn't think
withholding evidence
of a murder from
the police was illegal?
Who are you kidding?
I'm just trying to
score a few extra bucks.
You know how it is.
Just trying to survive, man.
Yeah, right there see?
That string.
It was tied right around,
what's the part of a gun
where you twirl it
around your fingers?
The trigger guard?
That's it.
I'd prefer it if you
didn't call me man.
Crap, bro.
Like I say, I'm just trying
to score a few extra bucks
to feed the dog.
Son of a bitch.
Aah, ooh, I love it.
Start the car. Come on.
Get going man.
It won't start man.
What's wrong man?
Come on, dude.
Give me your gun.
What? Are you
going to shoot somebody?
I'll shoot you if
you don't give it to me.
Hammer.
Give me the brick.
Now hold this right
there just like that.
Like that. Don't move.
That's good.
Forget it. Just leave it.
No, no. Get
away. No, no don't.
Oh, no. My money.
Aah, oh. No my numbers. No. No.
Oh, no. My numbers.
My numbers.
No! Aaah!
Bang.
I think our homicide
is a suicide.
I'll be.
That's why he
was facing the ocean.
It was the only sure way
to get rid of the gun.
Why did he
fake a robbery?
Money.
He wanted it for his wife.
But suicide nullifies
an insurance policy.
You shoot yourself
there's no payoff.
Poor guy.
He thought he was doing
something honorable.
Now nobody gets a nickel.
What a waste.
Wow, the things
some guys will do
for their women.
Yeah, tell me about it.
I got one more
question for you though.
Who's going to get my gun?
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