Gullak (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Bijlee Ka Bill - full transcript

Mishra house has received an inflated electricity bill. While a lot of speculation goes into how the bill has exceeded all limits, it is revealed that this problem has struck other households in the colony as well. This lands a great opportunity for Santosh Mishra to make some extra bucks and fulfill a few small dreams of the family.

"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

"He is mightier than mountains!
Beyond all malice and sickness!"

[indistinct prayer]

[indistinct prayer]

"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"

"Let us pray to Lord Hanuman!
The destroyer of evil!"



[sanskrit chants]

[sanskrit chants]

Tell me something.

Were you playing
the drum or working out?

I am asking you if
you have been trained.

Hail Lord Mahadev! Hail Lord Mahadev!

Lucky, are you dumb?

When one is under
pressure one has to sing!

I did give you the number
of Kukku from Chatarpur.

Did you send your resume to him?
What did he say?

What else? 'I'll get back to you'

Did he get back?

I called him 12 times
and he called me back once.

Kukku!



What did he say?

What else? No freshers needed.

And I had a gap of two years.
I well know that!

But he is right.

You need to have experience for a job.

I need to get a job first
to have some experience.

I cannot buy experience from a shop!

I need to work something out.
Do not worry.

Why are Humpty Dumpty here?

I got a call from them this morning.

They wanted to get a job done.

And there is only one man in this area
that can get things done. It is you.

Come here!

What do you think of me?

You get me dragged in all this nonsense
and hence I cannot get a proper resume.

You...

Hello brother.

Yes.

Speak.

He hung up.

Then you may go and get it.

How much do we want?

Dry fruits are needed
in small quantity.

And hence I ask, how much?

- Call him!
- He must be busy at the temple.

It is a Wednesday.
Why is he there today?

He goes every day.
That is his work now.

First he washes hands
and sweeps the floor.

Then he washes hands
and rolls our carpet.

Then he washes hands
and offers vermillion to Lord.

Then he washes hands
and offers oil to Lord.

Then he washes hands
and distributes offertory.

Then he washes hands and looks at them

as if he washed off his fate!

Do you know what I think?

It has become his passion now.

He could not clear SSC
so he wants to be a priest.

Call him and tell
him to bring dry fruits.

Today we will make some 'Kheer'.

For real?
We get to eat kheer?

I'll cook today but you get
to eat tomorrow.

Why?

Today is the 'Sharad Purnima'.
Elixir is added to 'Kheer'.

So why can we not eat it today?

Make the call.

Who is it?

Mom, answer the door.

What is it?

Ma'am, can I have some water?

Aman! Bring some water!

What are you doing?
Why do you put it here?

I will not be able to open the window.

Open your heart! That is what matters!

'Save and educate girls!'
We do not have daughters.

Then educate sons!

Our nation needs them.

Rishikesh, how are you?

- Greetings!
- Greetings!

Here you go, have some sweets.

Are you a father now?

I am not married yet.

I got a job. I cleared SSC.

So you will no longer
go on handing out bills.

Here is the bill.

Today is the last day for me.

So please pay it on time.

I will be leaving now.

- How are you Rishikesh?
- Great!

Here, have some sweets!

I did not want to have a bath!

You should have told us!

This seems to be someone else's bill.

'Mishra family wanted to
make 'Kheer' full of dry fruits.'

'And here comes the electricity bill.'

'And now that the bill is
hefty expenses will be reduced.'

'A classic case of
middle class family.'

'Not much has changed in this family.'

'A father that still works
for the electricity department.'

'And his scooter
gives the same mileage.'

'Elder son,
Annu Mishra, busy without work.'

'And he feels that
his house is a lodge.'

'Younger Son Aman Mishra.'

'Wakes, brushes his teeth,
studies hard'

'and forgets all very soon.'

'And as usual,
we have the mother, at last..'

'One who waits for elixir
to drop in her 'Kheer'.'

'Welcome back,
I am the piggy bank of this house.'

'I have no money
but I gather stories.'

'Pay heed, stories and not tales.'

'Had this been a tale
the 'Kheer' would be poisonous'

'for that extra touch of melodrama!'

"Sometimes,
as easy as games of children."

"Sometimes it gets
difficult and taxing."

"Simple and yet twisted."

"But we did hold on."

"Sometimes slick,
sometimes it slacked."

"Sometimes a bit low
and then high stacked."

"A mellow sweetness
that would dissolve."

"Or a touch of spice!"

'Such is life.
A collection of memories.'

'Such is life.
A collection of memories.'

It seems that the TV
has been running a lot.

You watch the shows.

You recite movie lines in sleep.

You cry in the washroom
seeing the protagonist cry.

You want to offer freshwater
using motor pump to plants!

You want the geyser to
run so you can have a bath.

You have me iron your handkerchief.

And I am the one watching too much TV?

Someone shut her up!

Mom, have you been
watching news debates?

You mock others!
Rishikesh cleared SSC.

- Who is that?
- The one who hands out bills.

He has got a job.

- Where is he posted?
- Sonbhadra.

It is at the border. Rural.

- Less HRA, I believe.
- Add the TADA in.

- About 23,000 at best.
- Good sum to start with.

- Where is this place?
- Outside your syllabus!

- Focus on your board exams.
- Like you do as a priest?

He said it was your passion.

It is a good thing to pray.
Why do you bother him?

A devotee stands before
God with clean hands

and he chases after
God with empty hands!

Mom, God wanted to meet
me so I went to him for a while.

- Dad, a problem happened.
- What is it?

Lucky brought Humpty
Dumpty over there.

I saw him all grumpy and sad.

I asked him what was the matter so they
said they had a spiked electricity bill

and they wanted to talk to
me as you work for the department

and they seek a settlement.

What did you say?

I said get lost. I refused.

Well said.

Then he said if we
can work something out.

What did you say then?

I said that my father is an honest man.

And he would rather beg
than go for such foul income.

He is speaking of your father.

Dumpty was very said.
He could pay up such a sum.

He said he would kill himself
by jumping from the ropeway.

That transformer is short.

We got a complaint.
How will he reach there?

He is a player of Long jump.
He can do it anywhere.

- How can it be so high?
- Something is wrong.

You do not know. Rashmi,
from the third lane told me of it.

- You seem to be fond of her.
- She is fond of me.

-He does not listen. - He has no job but
seeks company of women.

That is not. They come after me.

What do you mean by that?

Do not burn it out.

You are a clerk and not a lineman.

Thank you for reminding me.

- I was about to swing here!
- What are you doing?

Let me do my job.
I know what I am doing.

The reading is fine.

- And the wheel is going proper.
- Dad.

Let us move to Delhi.

Why?

I heard the government
pay for electricity.

Is that right?

Then so be it.

So get us some tickets.

Book a flat for the family.

Find a school for yourself
and temple for your brother

and find a job for me. For you mom..

Get her Bittu's mom!

Lucky calling.

Yes, Lucky.

It cannot be done.

- He is my father.
- Look at the way he speaks.

Do not do it. You did it last time.
And you fell ill.

Hello, listen to me...
Just listen to me. Hello...

- He bound me in an oath.
- Whose?

- On his own life.
- Then let him die.

[Humming]

Dad.

Please get it done.

Oh no.

Focus on the hand first.

- I am doing it.
- And then you must adjust.

Stop sitting at the temple.
Or you will be punished.

This life is hard, my dear.

Dad, let us make it easy then.

I am not asking to get
this done for all but few.

It is not for free.
We get a little something.

And Lucky has made an offer already.

- What did he offer?
- Commission Rs. 10 per unit.

- Cash?
- I can have it sent to your account.

- That is corruption.
- Convenience fees.

- It is one and the same!
- Dad! Dad!

Sit here. You have been acting out.

Work at my feet now.

It helps both parties.

- Is that so?
- Indeed, it is.

Think of it.

You had my driving
licence made at age of 16.

- And how did it happen?
- How?

Bribe!

Broker got the money
we got the license.

No one gains no one loses.

How do you think Mr. Chaudhry
gets you a reservation?

You are not praying
a bribe for it.

You pay a convenience fee.

And look at him, he has a car.
And I own a scooter.

Look at that.
I have been working for 30 years

and you will now tell
me of convenience fee?

Dad, everyone takes
bribe in your office.

Mr. Dubey has earned a
lot and got such a nice house.

- It's okay.
- I went to poop in his toilet.

Due to the AC in there
I could not do it well.

He has such pride.

He may act all prideful

But no respect.

I may not have earned money

but I sure did earn respect.

Then why do you not
contest an election?

You will not get a
single vote from our house.

Truly said. It does sound true.

Mom, one needs respect.

Go ahead, tell mason to
use respect to make your house.

And we will use respect
to get provisions for next month.

You may pay four your
data pack by respect.

If you need the pack for
a month you may use all our respect.

And you need a new phone.

Use the respect that
is left to buy that phone.

The one with dragon processor.

What is that?

He keeps playing games! All day long!

His phone keeps charging!

- Mom he does play a lot.
- Stop this game at once!

This game will cause
us a lot of troubles.

Aman, get some milk.
I have to make kheer.

You will need a lot
to make some kheer.

No need, I'll add some water. Skim it.

- I am not eating that!
- I want dry fruits in it!

You will eat what I cook!

We have already spent
a lot this month!

It will not cost much. Just buy it.

I know well how to run this house.

No one touches it.
I'll place in courtyard.

We'll eat it by spoon!

- It is 'Shard Purnima'.
- So what?

The kheer I'll be made
today but we can eat it tomorrow.

- Then I wil bring the milk tomorrow.
- He is a dullard.

Kheer will be made today and placed
in courtyard for the thing to drip.

- What?
- Elixir.

What if it does not drip?

No way! It will happen.

We all will eat the sacred kheer.

Our entire family will be
blessed and safe from troubles.

Why did I not hear of it before? How?

Come here.

- Come here.
- Yes, tell me.

This is double.

- Make it triple!
- Dad!

- Mom!
- Stop it now!

- Why do you not study?
- I was just..

Get back to studies now!

I admit that we have much expenses

but we cannot dial it down on food.

We can shut the fan off.

Darn it!

What does such honesty bring?

I wish I could earn enough
to feed good stuff to our sons.

Let me tell you

gold looks great on you

It is a duplicate.

You had mortgaged the original
for your sister's wedding.

Running away from the truth
will not help you.

To water the plant.

Who waters the plant at night?

I do! My plant my rules!

Let me see what happens!

Move your leg, I am sleeping here!

Move your leg!

How much do you get?

What?

- Convenience fee.
- How about you focus on your studies?

- I cannot sleep.
- Go take a dump.

You ate a lot
and now you are troubling me.

You used up all my deodorant.

How much are humpty Dumpty paying?

1500 in cash,

a memory card of 32 GB

and a carton of mint cigarettes.

- And what will I get?
- A kick! Want it?

You did not find me on the streets!
I am your brother!

- I should get some!
- You get an advice.

Look.

There are two types of
people who can fly a kite.

One that takes others down gently.

And then there are
those who do it instantly.

But while trying the gentle
measure one does lose their own kite.

Just as I lost my chance in SSC.

But one who does not
give up rarely fails.

What do you mean?

I want you to give your
best for the board exams.

- Do you not get it?
- I got it.

You are dumb. Bring me some water.

I am exhausted. Make it quick.

- I am sleepy.
- Move!

Nothersome!

No one pays heed.

- Dubey, tell me something.
- Yes, Mishra.

- About that...
- What is it?

Something often done in the office.

- Power nap?
- Convenience fee.

Is it risky?

Mishra, even a squirrel takes risk.

Have you noticed?

She acts hasty to get a grain of food.

She risks her life
everyday to survive.

Mishra, it is time

to make risk compulsory in life.

Do I now have to be
a squirrel in this age?

Why do you get so scared?

I had five people adjusted
in the second lane.

- What are you saying?
- I mean it.

- Is that so?
- Tell me something.

Your kids are growing up.

We do not have a lot of money.

I only had a small house.

Had I stayed there
my sons would kick me out.

Mishra, for people like
us convenience fee is no risk

but an insurance.

Do you get that? Do you understand?

Mishra.

- 'Dilemma, quandary, impasse.'
- Hello. Mishra.

'An emotion stuck with
middle class people.'

'One that cannot be
accepted nor rejected.'

'Worried about family's
honour and reputation.'

'Public humiliation.'

'Often prevalent in small towns'

'these are some permanent lines.'

'Mr. Mishra here.'

'He has a dilemma.'

'He is like the money in PF account'

'that must be invested
but without any risk.'

The number you have dialled
is currently busy.

- Rs. 800 for Maheshwari.
- 800.

- And Rs. 1100 for Salman.
- 1100.

Hold it.

Make it 1200.

Last time he gave us a cheaper sweet.

And a rotten banana.

He gave you a banana?

Make it 1250,

There it goes.

What about Humpty and Dumpty?

Dad, they are friends.

Okay. Make it 1800.

- I have agreed upon 1500.
- What should I write?

Make it 1500.

How is the kheer?

- And you are asking for that.
- What is it?

- Actually..
- What is it?

- What are they giving?
- What are you taking?

It is nothing, Dad!
Just write it! And have some kheer.

How is the kheer?

Does not taste like Elixir.

Elixir is tasteless. It brings grace.

- Not that I see any!
- We have no peace!

Stop it now, have some kheer.

What about the bill of Bittu's mom?
Was there a spike in hers?

- Do you not know?
- What?

Last weekend her house lost power.

She asked her son to siphon
power illegally from overhead cable.

And he was a fast
guy and he went right up.

Dad, he acted fast
and he threw the clamp

but the clamp flew to the
third lane and not on second.

And there was quite a scene.

The transform was burnt. A huge scene.

- What then?
- Nothing else.

The line man came to them
the next day with register

and she began fighting and arguing.

The register was taken
and she bit the lineman's hand.

It was swollen blue.

He was so angry.

And while going back
he removed the earthing.

She went to the kitchen
turned on the blender

and she was pushed
back due to the shock.

And then she fell hard.

And she was in great pain!

So who got her up?

- Who lifts the downtrodden?
- Stop this nonsense!

Shut the Tv down.

People leave the TV on like a radio.

Anu, I have been calling Dubey.
Take a look.

What sort of friends do you have?

Mom!

- Moving to our headlines.
- What happened?

'Breaking news!
Four workers of electricity department'

'have been arrested for corruption.'

'They would inflate
bills by tampering meter.'

'And then asked consumers
to pay a convenience fee.'

'The cheif engineer
is the leader of this gang'

'and he has confessed his crime.'

'Last night he had adjusted
the bills of 15 people.'

'For years this has been going on.'

'And the property can be seized.'

It is Mr. Dubey!

Yes, dear. He ruined it all.

Dad, what will they seize?

All the stuff of the house is taken.

They even take the gas cylinder.

Will they also take away
Mr. Dubey's bike?

Even the duster that
he uses to clean the bike!

And the AC from the toilet!

'No one will be spared.'

We survived due to grace of God.

It is the grace of elixir.

'Let us ask Mr. Dubey.'

'Mr. Dubey, how did you operate
this gang of yours?'

Shanti, this kheer is amazing!

I mean it.

Dad, what will we do now?

'Mr. Dubey...'

I was thinking of
fighting the elections.

Dad, hire me as your assistant!

- Silence!
- Over there! He is being slapped!

- Dear God!
- Let them suffer!

One reaps what one sows!

Let us go now!

'And it all began with God's name'

'and nothing came into hand!
No wealth, no grace!'

'And what now? Back to basics.'

'Shanti will go to temple and pray.'

'Not for herself. For her family.'

'Indian Middle class thinks
the stars are against them.'

'That is not true at all.'

'And to survive this middle
class may try all they can'

'but in the end they fall. They fall.'

'Just as Mishra family saw it all.'

'You thought their fate would change.'

'Tales change, stories do not.'

'And it is these stories
that become a memory'

'and those are saved.'