Guardian: The Lonely and Great God (2016–2017): Season 1, Episode 4 - Episode Four - full transcript

I saw it from the first time I met you.

What does that make me now?

Am I still not the Goblin's bride?

Am I not?

I think you are.

Really?

Am I of value to you now?

You're not going to leave then?

For now.

I might have to go even farther away.

What does that mean?

It means you're the Goblin's bride.

I don't think that's what you meant.

Why didn't you say so
when you could see it all along?

At first, I was being polite.
After that, I was scared.

- Be more specific.
- I thought it wouldn't be polite

to ask about something so painful
when we just met.

After that, I was scared
something might happen...

if I told you I could see it.

"Is he going to propose to me?
What about my college?

What if I become a goblin too?"

Most importantly,
I wondered if you were financially stable.

I started to pretend I couldn't see it
after that.

Because you hurt my feelings.
But not for long.

What do I do now? As your bride and all.

The first thing you have to do
as my bride...

Wait here for a minute.

She sees the sword.

She pointed at the sword. Like this.

Good for you. Now get out.

She sees the sword. She's my bride.

I'm going to die.

So what? Isn't that a good thing?

Isn't that why you were
looking for your bride?

The bride that
will help you cease to exist.

I did, for almost my entire life.

What's the problem then?
What? Does she want to kill you?

I'm not in the mood to joke around.

What mood are you in then?

Is this making you happy or scared?

I don't know.

A part of me is relieved
to end my eternity.

But it wasn't all that bad.
A part of me still wants to live.

Just say the word and I'll take her.

I was meant to take her a long time ago.

I'll have to work overnight because of
the paperwork though.

Is that what you think I meant?

Yes.

You're right.
We're finally building a friendship.

Death is calling for me.

And it's a polite one.
Ringing the bell and everything.

Calm down. You didn't say anything
mean to her, did you?

You can just die...

You're just a side effect
from the breaching rules.

I choose death. It'll be easier that way.

Okay. Let's do that.

You couldn't wait that long?

You're so impatient.

You can do better than that.
It's not like she'll kill you twice.

I'm sorry, but I can't wait any longer.

Ever since I found out
that I am the Goblin's bride,

I've been waiting for you.
For a very long time.

My aunt left me and she took
the security deposit with her.

In short, it means I'm homeless.

Speaking of which,
since you're not going to leave...

You're really not leaving?

Let me live in this house.
You can even adopt me.

I'll grow up like a cactus.

You wouldn't have to
look after me. Please.

I'm on board.

Let me introduce myself.

I wanted to be
an ordinary high school student,

but I lost my mom when I was nine,
and I didn't have anyone to rely on.

I know this story. I've seen the drama.

After my mom...

Without my mom to protect me,

I survived ten years of abuse
by my aunt's family.

I wish this one has a happy ending.

That's when I realized that...

there is no god in this world.

I was getting sick and tired

of this miserable life full of sorrow
and misfortune...

until I met you.

Like destiny.

So please save me.

You want me to save you?
Can't you see who lives here?

I'll die on the streets
or starve to death if I don't stay here.

I'd rather die with dignity here

if I'm meant to die anyway.

They say the foot of the candle
is the darkest.

You could be my candle from now on
and stop him from taking me.

I'm sorry to break it to you,
but our friendship has already-

Hey.

Get in there for now.

Stay put in the living room.

Okay.

We need to talk.

What kind of friendship
lasts less than five minutes?

- You couldn't tell her that.
- Oh.

I didn't know it was a secret
when you asked me to take her.

- I didn't know.
- It was intentional, wasn't it?

You were taking advantage
of that poor, homeless girl.

Is that why you made her
wait outside in this cold?

Don't come out of your room.

What are you going to do?
Do you have a plan?

I do, but it'd make me look materialistic.

I pick option number two.
Five million won.

Why are you looking at me like that?

What does that mean?

Keep...

the money.

I didn't know what
I was talking about back then.

The situation is different,
now that I've seen this house.

So what does that mean?

It's the perfect house to raise children.

Let's have children and live happily.

Which do you prefer?

- What are you talking about?
- What kind of wife do you want?

Wise and devoted?

Sexy?

A career woman?
I could surprise you every day.

You said I wasn't your type.
Not even close.

That was silly of me. I take it back.

Mister.

You're so handsome. You're so cool.

I don't look up to the sky
to see stars anymore.

Why should I?
I can just look into your eyes.

Mister. Can you hear my loud thoughts?

- What are you doing?
- You heard me.

I'm sorry.
I tend to think out loud sometimes.

I was lying.

What do you mean?

You said you could hear my thoughts.

That was a lie.

How did you know
I was being kidnapped then?

I just felt it.

I don't know how, but I think it has
to do with the mark on your neck.

You conned me.

I was worried you might hear me,
so I was really discreet

when I thought of you.
I even sang in between my thoughts.

Even when I was looking at the maple leaf,
I made excuses to myself

trying not to think of you.

I even had to be cautious
when I was thinking of myself.

What is it?

You just confessed that you were indeed

thinking about me, and it's confusing me.

What's there to be confused about?
I really am your bride.

Tell me then. Should I unpack or not?

I'm confused too.

You don't look like it.
Put the money down.

Don't unpack your things.

Is there an option number four?

I bet it's the best option.

Grandpa.

- Wait.
- What?

What's she doing here, Grandpa?

And why are you here with her?

That's my grandson
I was telling you about.

He'll be staying in the room downstairs.

If you need anything, just ask,
and he'll be at your service.

Me? Are you talking about me?

What about all those secretaries
you have in the office?

Do you want to use
your credit card or not?

But I'm the best amongst them,
so I'll serve you.

My name is Yoo Deok-hwa.

As you can see, he's not very trustworthy.

If something unexpected happens,

you can reach me here.

Thank you.

Are you a president?

The president and his grandson.

I'm his heir.

You must be tired.

I'll take him with me and let you rest.

I have something to talk to her about.

Sorry, Grandpa. I'll walk.

Goodbye.

It's a suite.

This is awesome.

I love it here.

It's so nice.

It's a suite.

I'm all alone in this lovely suite.

It's so spacious.

I get scared when I'm alone.

Who is she, Grandpa?

You don't need to know.

Just focus on making sure
she has everything she needs.

Something very important depends on her.

Something important? Like what?

Your credit card.

This is unbelievable.

I'm the rich heir.

Why does that girl decide
whether I get my credit card back or not?

Uncle, Grandpa set up some girl...

What is it? Is something wrong?

This is for a nervous breakdown,
this is for bipolar disorder,

- and this is for insomnia.
- Why do you need all that?

My mind is on the edge right now.

I feel happy, sad, lonely,
and suddenly euphoric.

I cannot sleep.

Why do you feel lonely,
then suddenly euphoric?

I lost weight.

That tenant. What has he done to...

What's wrong with you?

I have the same symptoms.

If you cry after seeing a woman
you have never met before,

what could that mean?

Hello, everyone. With us today
is an expert on family medicine.

She will tell us about mental health.

We care a lot about our physical health,

but unfortunately, we tend to neglect
our mental health.

Nervous breakdowns,
bipolar disorder, and insomnia

are very common diseases in today's
modern society.

The symptoms of
bipolar disorder include...

purchasing things impulsively.

If someone you know
suddenly shops excessively,

that's a sign to suspect.

Another symptom is...

All right!

excessive and extreme confidence.

Who wants to go to the sauna?

You're not man enough?

That's just too much.

How about we tie him up?

I accept the challenge.

Goodness.

The main symptom of a nervous breakdown

is hypochondria.

My insides have been hurting lately.
I must have a stomach ulcer.

Give me that.

You won't die without a stomach.
You just can't eat.

You'll only die when your bride
pulls out the sword.

I see. So you want me to die?

That was all we talked about. What's new?

"What's new?"

People would think
I'm narrow-minded and weird.

Am I not worth the air I breathe?
Must I die?

Why don't you just go and tell her that?

Tell her to just kill me
because I don't deserve to live!

Are you about to cry?

I'm trying hard not to.

Should I just move out?

Is the bus stop this way?

Or that way?

Is he feeling gloomy?

This is just wrong.

You'll hurt my feelings
if you feel gloomy right now.

You could just say you don't like me.

Why are you making it rain

and causing everyone
a whole lot of trouble?

Good morning.

I'll drive you to school. Please get in.

There's no need to be so polite.

No. I have to be polite.

You might tell on me to my grandpa.

I won't tell.

Even if you don't, someone else will.

Hey, get out. We're here.

Not here.

I told you to let me off over there.

Never in my life.

As a rich heir, it is my duty to drive you

all the way to school
so that everyone notices.

Get out, or I'll be back tomorrow.

You really won't do this tomorrow?

It'll be less fun if I do this every day.

I got all the attention I need for now.

Isn't that Ji Eun-tak?

You should go.

Are you Ji Eun-tak?

Yes. Sorry for the late introduction.
I'm Ji Eun-tak.

Are you the Cinderella girl?

Did you cry a lot?

Then you bought that book
on goblins because...

I see. You knew my uncle all along.

The pieces are falling into place.

Your uncle?

Where's your aunt?

The punishment. The gold.

You know, the punishment.

Punishment?

Gold?

Does my aunt need to pay a fine?

I don't know. I just want to know
what punishment my uncle gave them.

Where did you get this?

Why are you asking me that?

- Pardon?
- Take it now,

or we'll go elsewhere.

I'm asking because the quality
is very good.

We got it as an inheritance.

What happened to your face?

My mom slapped me.

- Give us a good price for it.
- Shut it.

- She deserves another slap.
- Shut up.

Why are you scolding me?

Just a moment.

I need to get the right equipment
to handle something so precious.

SU'S JEWELRY

- What's wrong with you two?
- Why are you hitting me?

Wait outside.

Shut your mouth.
You're such an embarrassment.

Be quiet.

What do you mean?

Stolen?

I told you already that

these were in my niece's drawer
and I took them!

That's stealing, Mom.

Shut your mouth.

You're the one
that was super excited to split this.

This moron was.

Have a seat.

Gosh!

- You're saying these belong to your niece.
- Yes.

Why did you lie at the jeweller's
that they were inherited?

I didn't lie.

I never said it was inherited to me.

Of course it was inherited to my niece.

When her mother, that is,
when my elder sister died-

Okay. That's enough.

I got it. When's your niece's birthday?

She is

a high school senior right now.
And her name is...

Her name is...

What's her name?

- Eun-ji?
- Eun-hee?

You idiots. Wake up!

Stop! Do you think this is a joke?

Listen carefully.

So your high school niece
you don't even know the name of

stole these gold bars made
by the Bank of Korea

which should be kept by
the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.

And you stole these again.
Isn't that what you're saying?

No, we didn't steal them.

If you can't trust us,
you can go ask her yourself.

I've been asking you the whole time.
Give me the address.

The address is Seongbuk-gu, Seoul.

Wait. It's Seongbuk-gu, Seoul...

Seongbuk-gu, Seoul...

What is it?

What's the address of our old house?

We had a house?

Did we live somewhere?

Who are these crazy people?

Is she really my uncle's bride?

Why is she his bride?

I don't know.

The Almighty is being cruel.

I see. So that's why he's depressed.

She's not his type.

The Almighty went a bit overboard.

By the way, the plate you just froze

is my uncle's favorite china.

He bought it himself during the reign

of Louis XIV...

Deok-hwa.

I won't tell on you.

Don't make that serious face.
You're scaring me.

Is it because of that girl?

The one who made you cry
the first time you saw her.

Think carefully. Perhaps it wasn't
the first time you saw her.

A man shouldn't be like that.
Take responsibility.

You don't remember that day,
but she might remember something.

But...

Yes?

She was too carefree.

I'm Sunny.

She flipped...

her hair like this too. And her lips...

She did something like...

Like what?

She was a total stranger.

Why are you trailing off?

What did she do with her lips?

What about her lips?

I won't ask.

I didn't realize it was so late.

Why are you all suited up?

Is it a wedding or a funeral?

Is this why they say marriage
is a grave of love?

I'm in a reverent mood.

I hope you will answer me honestly.

You also do international work, don't you?

Never mind.

Is your English not good enough?

That's good enough.

Unfortunately, I need your help.

Why? Are you going to die abroad?

MATHEMATICS

He's so mean.

Why is he avoiding me?

Why isn't he coming?

Why isn't he contacting me?

Open the door!

I'm in front of your house.
Why are you avoiding me?

Come out! I know that you are inside.

So you're not coming out.

If you don't come out,

I'm going to blow this out.

Do you know what this is?
It's a very long big candle.

I'm going to blow it out.
I can't assure you where I'll do it.

I'll summon you somewhere
really embarrassing.

Should I continue waiting?

Until when do I have to wait?

Long time no see.

You didn't age at all.

I told you that the answer to
number 17 was 4.

But you still wrote two.

No matter how many times I tried,
I got two.

Even if I knew the right answer.

So I couldn't put down the right answer.

It was just a problem
that I couldn't solve.

No.

You solved it very well.

Your choice is the only answer
to your life.

So that's what it meant.

You became a lawyer.

You helped a lot of unfortunate people.

I wanted to pay you back for the sandwich.

Also, I didn't have any other choice.

I knew that you existed.

Ordinary people

can't forget the moment of a miracle.

I know.

I handed a sandwich
to thousands of people.

But it's rare to see someone
who steps forward like you.

Most people just stay
locked in that moment...

and ask for more help.

They say that they know I'm there.

It's as if I owe them miracles.

But you changed your life on your own.

That's why I've always
been rooting for you.

I knew it.

Where am I heading to now?

You can go through
the door you walked into.

The afterlife is on the other side.

It's obvious that he's going
to a nice place, right?

Yes.

Thank you for today.

Why do you bother doing this?
It's not necessary.

It's not like someone
is ordering you like me.

I don't have to do it,
but I won't look cool if I don't.

Sure, whatever.

Where were you? You weren't home.

Did you come to my house?

Why are you avoiding me?

I'm not avoiding you. I've been busy.

You were busy avoiding me.

It's not like you have a job.

Have I been...

- deserted by you?
- What?

Then what is it?

First you avoided me
saying that you are and aren't the Goblin.

You avoid me even if I can see
the sword or not.

You're so childish and mean.

If you try to run away,
I'm going to blow all these out.

It's beautiful.

I'm serious right now.

So am I.

But how did you afford all these candles?

- Deok-hwa helped me.
- That punk...

Can't I just live at your place?

You have so many empty rooms.

How do you know if they're empty or not?

- Deok-hwa told me.
- That little...

You asked me to wait for now.

When people say that,
it means about an hour to half a day.

How many days has it been?

It even rained in the meanwhile.
Were you sad because of me?

No.

You can tell me.

I had time to prepare myself
these last few days.

I'm ready to accept anything
you have to say.

Why should you get ready?

If anything, I should get ready.

- Get ready for what?
- You don't have to know.

What about dinner?

What is it? Did you eat?

Ever since I told you
that I can see the sword,

it's harder to see you.

I didn't tell you that
for things to be like this.

What do you have to get ready for?

Let's get ready together.

Do you want some steak?
How about some room service?

Since you're changing the subject,
I'll go easy on you.

I not a day for meat.
Let's eat something else.

All those expensive things
in the room tried to seduce me,

but I didn't fall for it.

- This tastes good.
- Is that going to be enough?

You can choose anything you want.

I could buy this entire row for you.

In a single payment.

Stand up properly.

How can you get so drunk
from two cans of beer?

Should I buy you a toothbrush?
I can buy everything from here to here.

Ta-da.

Extra fine brushes.

I said, go. Just leave.

No, I'm going to walk you.

Am I really your bride?
You told me to wait.

Yes.

Does this mean I can't see other men?

I don't want to recommend it.

What will you do about my third wish then?

Part-time job, my aunt, and a boyfriend.

A boyfriend.

That won't ever happen in your life.

Don't get your hopes up.

- Why not?
- Because I don't want it to happen.

What kind of reason is that?
Do you like me?

No.

You've never meant it
whenever you said no.

What have you been doing all this time?

I was waiting for you.

Stop talking nonsense.

I wasn't joking.

It rains when you're sad,
but what happens when you're happy?

Pass.

Don't tell me you make flowers bloom.

No. Next question.

- Can you fly?
- Easy as pie.

- Show me next time.
- Sure.

How many brides have you had?

You're the first and the last.

Fine, I could be your first,
but how do you know I'm the last?

Because I chose it to be that way.

What if...

I refuse to be your bride?
What happens then?

I can't remove this sword...

because you're the only one who can.

I have to get this sword out to...

To...

To get pretty.

I'm not pretty right now.

I see.

Is that what it is?

You know, cursed princes in fairy tales

turn back to their real selves
once they find true love.

The frog prince turned back
to a prince from a frog.

The beast in Beauty and the Beast
went back to being a prince.

The goblin turned back to a broom...

Let's pull it out another time.
We'll do it when we need a broom.

You have no idea,

but only an insane person
would laugh right now.

All right, next time.

Not today.

I'll just laugh with you for tonight.

What about on the first snowfall?

The first snowfall?

You'll need a broom then.

Okay.

Let's do it then.

When will it snow this year?

- It looks good on this side.
- Let's take one together.

- Let's take it where it looks good.
- Look.

What's going on?

It looks so pretty.

- What is this?
- Do you want to take one together?

Can you take one for me?

FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING

ABNORMAL CLIMATE CHANGE

IS THIS ABNORMAL CLIMATE SAFE?

Something good must have
happened overnight.

It's the middle of autumn,
but flowers this huge

blossomed here and there overnight.

It is quite a view.

Rain and snow can be explained
as a change in weather.

What will you do about the flowers?

You drank, didn't you?

"What will you do about the flowers?

You drank, didn't you?"

Are you talking down to me?

Should we just be brothers instead?

Shall we? Whom were you with last night?

- How dare you?
- You don't remember, do you?

What are you going to do about this?

It's not alcohol.
It was because of the medication.

I shall quit taking the medicine-

Why are you suddenly speaking
in that tone?

I do not know, either.

What is that?

It's an empty table. Let's sit there.

- Why are we meeting here?
- Who?

It's the final episode.

I never miss the final episode
of morning dramas.

Everyone carries a scar
within their heart.

A scar?

What do you know about scars?

Death is the only way I'll leave you.

I told you last night
that I'd buy you cookies, right?

No, you didn't.

Don't brush it off. Think hard.

Why don't you work on sobering up?

Did you black out again?
Because of two cans of beer?

I said it wasn't the alcohol!
It was the medicine!

What's wrong with you? You're scaring me.

Is something here?

Eun-bi is Hye-jin's daughter.

What?

- Awesome.
- Awesome.

- Wow.
- She's her daughter?

- I had no idea.
- That's shocking.

You're going home, right?

Are you finally surprised
that Eun-bi is Hye-jin's daughter?

What's this? What memory is this?

What? What is it?

What if...

I refuse to be your bride?
What happens then?

I can't remove this sword
because you're the only one who can.

You crazy Goblin!

- What should I do?
- What? What is it?

I told her about removing the sword.

Where are you looking at?
Do you feel sick?

Be positive, since there's nothing
you can do.

You've lived a long enough life.

Keep talking like that,
and I'll set your hat on fire!

I don't know him.

He's a stranger. A total stranger.

Take care. I'm leaving.

What's wrong with you?

Who are you?

Do you know me?

Uncle.

Goodness, he heard that?

Uncle.

You're so gorgeous,
anything will look good on your face.

That's all in the past.

It's just not the same as before.

What do you mean?
You still look radiant. Don't worry.

Excuse me. What color is that eyeshadow?

It's such a pretty shade.

- I'll take that.
- Okay, please come this way.

I sold one for you.

Thanks.

Do you have plans today?

What's all the makeup for?

Did you get yourself a boyfriend?

I'm making myself pretty
and waiting for his call right now.

But he won't call.

Why is that?

He's playing hard-to-get.

Is he?

But I didn't play hard-to-get.

ROASTED SWEET POTATOES

Ms. Kim,

why do you always look out the window?

Is something out there?

I'm waiting.

For what?

I don't know.

I've been waiting
for someone my entire life.

A customer?

No.

My love.

A Prince Charming on a white horse?

I don't like younger guys.

I'd prefer a king on a white horse.

You're the only one
without a name on the headstone.

YOO SEO-WON, MAY THE DIRT
ABOVE YOU FEEL LIGHT

What's this?

Did you pick it up somewhere?

He gave it to me.

Give it back.

Who did?

That guy who dropped you off this morning?

Or that older guy I saw by your house?

You date such a wide range of men.

Do you even know
what this business card is?

It says it right there.
President Yoo Sin-u.

Exactly.

You were lied to, you moron.

Did they say they're close to this guy?

Don't bother.

She has a sugar daddy.
What would she be afraid of?

What?

What is it?

Stop looking!

What's this?

What is this cigarette?

Sure.

Why am I not surprised?

You're out of your mind.

In school, and in the classroom
of all places.

No, it wasn't-

Seriously. Hey, give me a lighter.

- What did I just say?
- A lighter?

You need to learn your lesson.
Come outside.

Follow me.

It wasn't me.

This isn't mine. This is Eun-tak's.

She was about to smoke it,
so I took it from her. Search her.

It's hers. I swear.

Hey, Su-jin. You know that's yours.

Eun-tak doesn't smoke.

Stop it already. You've done enough.

Hey, are you insane? Do you want to die?

You're the one who wants to die.

You know where the
teachers' office is, right?

Let's go.

Keep going. Go.

We got revenge on the kid
who picked on you.

I did it.

Goodness, how is that little girl so evil?

I feel so satisfied now.

Hey. You say you're lonely.
Why don't you take her with you?

No way. I'd never.
I don't want her even if I die-

- You're already dead.
- Even if I come back to life.

That's true.

We did well, right?

I put the cigarette...

Yes. Thank you all.

I did it.

We'll go now.

What is it?

You said you don't ride cars.

I wanted to show off my car.

Do you have a licence?

What do you take me for?

I took you for a drunkard last night.

I didn't make a mistake last night, did I?

You don't remember?

Can't you see that
I regretfully remember everything?

Did you eat anything for your hangover?
Aren't you hungry?

Why do you ask me that
every time I see you?

Can't you eat before we meet?

Can't you see that I want to eat with you?

But never mind.

What did you have in mind? Steak?

Steak?

I wasn't thinking of it,
but that's a really good idea.

Stay right there.

We're here. Come on out.

Wow! Awesome!

This is my way of thanking you
for the maple leaf.

This is amazing.

You're returning the favor
with an actual maple country.

Mister, is this our honeymoon?

Get back inside. We're leaving.

Forget that. Let's go this way.

I know the way around Quebec.

I doubt that. The steak is this way.

What? What did you say?

Thank you for the meal.

Wow.

Look at this sword.

Please put that thing down.

Look at you all scared.

- Aren't you hungry? Eat up.
- Okay.

Don't take this the wrong way.

I'm just really curious.

Can you tell me...

what the handle of this sword looks like?

Are you...

doubting me?

There's no need to be upset.

It's better to be crystal clear
about things like this.

That's what doubting means.

I see...

a tiger on the handle.

You do? It's a white tiger.

It looks majestic, doesn't it?

Sure.

By the way,
I did a background check on you.

I couldn't find anything about that story.

What story?

The story about that sword.

Why is it stuck in your chest?

Did you do it? Or someone else?

Someone who I never thought
would do such a thing did it.

I see.

I guess it's a very tragic story.

Forget it then.

How old are you exactly?

I'm 939 years old.

That's even more tragic.

I'm sorry.

But still,

it must be nice to live for so long.

You don't age, you're wealthy,

and now, you have a bride.

Do you want to live this long?

Even if it means you'll be
the only one stuck in time?

But I'll have you.

You'll always be by my side.

I wouldn't mind living forever.

You're awfully cheerful for someone

with a very dark past.

It's been almost 1,000 years.

I can't stay sad for that long.

I'm a brave Goblin
who has humbly accepted my fate.

Even the deepest sorrow
can't last 1,000 years.

And even the most profound love
can't last 1,000 years.

I vote to disagree.

On which one?

Sorrow or love?

Sorrowful love.

Do you want to make a bet?

You know the story, don't you?

How much digging did you do?
What else do you know?

You've been alone
for a great deal of time.

You're very lonely, fickle,

ill-tempered, like dark and humid places-

You only looked up bad things.

You bring good fortune
and misfortune to people.

And you don't start families.

Maybe that's why you left me alone
back at the hotel.

I was taking appropriate measures.

For you to think it over.

Think what over?

You don't have to do it
if you don't want to.

- I'm not forcing you to do it.
- To do what?

Being the Goblin's bride.

What's on your mind?

I'm starting to think that
you don't want me to be your bride.

Why would you say that to me now?

Oh, I see. Am I not good enough for you?

Or is there someone else?

Or even if you don't have anyone,
you just don't like me?

I see the sword. I draw the sword.

Is that the correct order?

I'll prove myself
that I'm the Goblin's bride

by drawing that sword.

Let's see if it'll make you pretty.

Let's talk this out.

Then make me gold bars
with your magic wand.

Why should I?

Get over here.

I don't have a magic wand.

Why not?

What kind of a Goblin
doesn't have a magic wand?

Wow!

You just-

You just turned water into a sword!
That was so cool!

Amazing! That was so cool.

People are misinformed.
It's actually a sword, not a wand.

Oh, now I see.

So that's why they say love quarrels
are like cutting water with a sword.

You're wrong.

Of course.

We can't have a honeymoon without
a water fight.

Stay right there.

There.

Good for you. You beat a teenager.

How can you use your power
to beat a teenager?

Who says I can't?

Why don't I have any powers?

You're capable of doing anything you want.

Don't I have any special powers
other than being able to see ghosts?

After all, I'm the Goblin's bride.

Do you wish you had one?

I wish I could make gold bars.

Can you give me that power?

No.

- Stay here for a minute.
- Why?

I have business to attend to.

I don't know when I can come here again.

You can wait for me, right?

And you said you always read books.

There you go.

STARS MIGHT TAKE YOUR SORROW AWAY

Just so you know,
I'll summon you if you leave me behind.

I won't leave you.

Why? Because I'm the Goblin's bride?

Please give this to him.

THE WHITE SNOW...

LONGING

THE PHYSICS OF LOVE

Mister!

"Mass is not proportional to volume.

A girl as small as a violet...

A girl who flutters like a flower petal...

pulls me with more force
than that of the Earth.

Just then,

like Newton's apple,

I rolled and fell on her helplessly...

with a thump.

With a thump, thump."

That was an awesome red carpet.
Was that you?

It was amazing.

Mister.

"My heart continued
to swing dizzily like a pendulum."

Are you angry?

"It was my first love."

Every moment shined.

Because the weather was good,

because the weather was bad,

and because the weather was good enough.

Every day was good.

And...

whatever happens,

it is not your fault.

Are you...

really going to turn into a broom?

That won't happen.

I'm glad.

I'm going to take it out now.

Subtitle translation by Ji-hong Park