Growing Pains (1985–1992): Season 5, Episode 26 - Where There's a Will - full transcript
Jason: Hi honey I'm home.
Mike: Good to see you too dear.
Jason: Mike, look at you.6pm on a fine spring evening...What are you doing?
Mike: I'm eating a sensible breakfast.
Jason: You slept the entire day away?Wasted 8 precious hours?
Mike: Ok, call it Dinner.
Jason: Mike you expect me to just stand by and say nothing while you just waste your life?
Mike: Pretty much.
Jason: What are you going to do about your future?Ever even think about that?
Mike: Dad come on, you don't have to read me.
Jason: This is not reading, this is fatherly advice.
Mike: What's the difference?
Mike: Something will pop up.
Jason: Something will pop up!
Mike: Yes.
Jason: Mike, what what what?A job?More school huh?Jail?
Mike: All right, what are your plans for next year?
Jason: I'm a parent Mike..We are not allowed to make plans
Carol: Something big, or just the usual monthly read?
Jason: Carol, would you mind leaving please, so I can finish giving mike his fatherly advice.
Carol: Ok, but be sure to yell, I don't want to miss a word.
Jason: Get out!!!
Mike: Dad, Hugh Hefner.
Jason: What about it?
Mike: A very successful man who, and you can look this up, wears pajamas around the clock.
Jason: Every so often, you say something that frightens me to the core.
Mike: Dad, my point is that just because I sleep all day, does not mean that I'm not thinking about my future.I've given it a lot of thought.
Jason: Oh yeah?
Mike: Yes, I'm going to be an actor.
Jason: That's a future?
Mike: Yes, yes dad, that's my dream.
Jason: Mike, dreams are for guys who don't get out of bed all day.
Mike: Perfect.
Jason: Mike, no, that is not perfect, what you need is a plan.
Mike: Yeah, well, why can't my dream be my plan?
BEN: Uhm, is this going to be a long reading Mike?
Mike: I don't know, dad what do you think, like 20 minutes?
Jason: Ben, get out...this is not a reading.
Maggie will you get that?I'm reading Mike.
Mike: Oh well, what else have you lied about?
Jason: Mike, when are you going to think about your future?I mean sometimes I talk to you, I feel like I'm still talking to that kid who in kinder garden played doctor with Angela modelucioni.
Mike: Cured her cold, didn't I?
Maggie: Phones for you Jason, somebody from paradise, Colorado
Jason: Colorado?
Maggie: Don't worry, it's not collect.
Jason: Can you take over with Mike please?
Mom: So what was he doing?Don't be a bum?
Mike: No, planning your future.
Maggie: How far was he?
Mike: The vein over his left eye was starting to pulse.
Jason: Uncle George...
Jason: Too late, he already ha s.
Mike: Then, how did he call?
Jason: Well I don't know if I can, but I have your number so I will let you know, yeah.
Maggie: Honey I didn't mean to say he SHOULD drop dead, I'm sure he had a good reason for being selfish rotten and deserting his wife...may he rest in peace.
Jason: Well the funeral's the day after tomorrow at his cabin.
Maggie: We will send flowers.
Jason: No, his lawyer says they want me there.
Maggie: Why?
Jason: Well.Uncle George apparently in his will named me executor.
Mike: What does he need an executing for if he's already dead?
Jason: Mike, It means that I'm in charge of carrying out his last wishes, making sure it's done correctly.
Maggie: But why you?You haven't talked to him in years.
Jason: I haven't the slightest idea.
Mike: Wait a minute is this Uncle George guy the guy who used to send us homemade Christmas cards every year, but you never sent him anything?
Mom: I see no reason to pretend I'm fond of irresponsible bums, who choose to rot his life away rather than work.
Mike: But, you're fond of me.
Jason: It's been 15 years Maggie...Why me?
Maggie: Jason, nothing he did ever made any sense.
Jason: We don't know that.
Maggie: Well then why did he leave aunt Harried the very month they made the down payment on that beautiful home?
Jason: I don't know.
Maggie: And why did he walk away from his own add agency?
Mike: Hey wait a minute, is this the guy who used to bounce me on his lap and say: "it's a pastry, it's a laxative, stop!Your both right"
Jason: That was him.
Mike: Dad, maybe he's leaving you a ton of money, and then you can quit your job and hang out with me.
Jason: No I don't think so Mike; old aunt Harried bled him pretty good, in a very just settlement.
Jason: Ok, you've called all my Thursday patients for rescheduling?
Kevin: Sure, everybody but Mr.Hobs
Jason: Of course, his fear of things that ring.Well, I think that's about it Kevin, I'm going to phone you in the morning as soon as I land with a number that you can call...
Kevin: Incase there are any emergencies
Jason: Yes, oh and the return flight...
Kevin: Should have you back Friday in time for your 9am session.
Jason: I guess I...
Kevin: Already said that...yes...
Jason: OK, yes, 10 o clock.I got to go...Kevin how can I thank you for working late tonight.
Kevin: By letting me pretend to be a psychiatrist and having some babes up here.Joke...
Jason: All right, Mike, come on, where are you, the plane leaves in two hours...
Mike: Hey sorry I'm late dad...
Jason: Yeah, well, take that...thank you for coming along with me so we can pack up uncle Georges belongings.
Mike: Uh, no problem, I appreciate you paying me minimum wage.
Jason: Hey, the least I could do.
Mike: I know
Jason: I tell you, if this is the way all the connections are going to go, im not even going to make it back by Friday morning.
Mike: Oh come on dad, our plane took off a few minutes late.
Jason: Exactly.
Mike: Dad, come on chill out.Don't be so anal.
Jason: What?
Mike: Don't worry; it's not what you think.It's a psychological term.
Jason: Not the way you use it.
Mike: Dad, do we have to be back by Friday?
Jason: Mike you just don't know what its like to have responsibilities.
Mike: Sure I do...hey I got classes tomorrow, and do you see me worrying about missing them?
Jason: Wait a minute; you said if you came with me, you wouldn't be missing any classes.
Mike: And I won't miss a one of them
Stew Ardess: Headsets?
Jason: No, no thank you.
Mike: Dad come on, they are only a few bucks.
Jason: Here...from my last flight.
Mike: Dad, they don't fit the hole.
Jason: Try this one
Mike: Dad, how many more headsets you got in there?
Jason: None....Peanuts? AHA! Look at these....
Mike: What's that?
Jason: My list
Mike: Of things to do?
Mike: Good thing you are not anal.
Jason: Jee, that reminds me, I forgot to tell your mother, the plumber is coming tomorrow.
Mike: Dad, come on she will figure it out, don't worry about it...I mean, she will figure it out when the guy shows up with a plunger.Ah, it gives me an idea.
Jason: No, I'm not highlighting this until I'm sure.
Mike: Dad, it's called an airphone...I saw it when we got on the plane.You just dial in your number with the area code and you can reach anybody.
Jason: How much does this thing cost?
Mike: Uhm, 15 dollars for the first 30 seconds.
Maggie: Hello?
Jason: Maggie, the plumber is coming tomorrow sometime between noon and three, he's new but he's the last guy in charge, everything else is fine, I love you, bye.
Mike: Oh wow!!!
Jason: Oh wow, later.
Taxi Driver: We've been wowed out sir, I turned the meter off.
Jason: Wait a minute, it just occurred to me, I don't have a key to this cabin.
Taxi Driver: You won't need one, it's in new York.
Jason: You are from New York?
Taxi Driver: I called you.
Jason: Wait a minute; you are Uncle George's lawyer?
Taxi Driver: Playbor M.Jackson Esquire, at your service.
Jason: But you are a cab driver.
Taxi Driver: I'm also the town mayor, real estate broker and movie critic, but my first love will always be chiropracting.
Mike: what a place.Wow
Taxi Driver: He spent 15 years building it...did it all by hand.
Mike: No tools at all huh?
Jason: Listen Mr.Jackson, as long as you are here, maybe we can take a look at the will now, that way we can get started cleaning up the place and I'd make my 5pm departure back home
Taxi Driver: You are flying out today?
Jason: Oh yeah, I got a full load of patients tomorrow.
Taxi Driver: Hmm...
Jason: What's the matter?
Taxi Driver: Well, your uncle didn't want the will read until his funeral, and that's not until sunset.
Jason: Oh but that wouldn't get me out of here by 5 o clock, I'd miss my plane, and my sons anxious to get back to college, you know...
Mike: Wow, dad, can we stay here a couple of extra days?I love this place.
Jason: But all of my plans are based on a 5pm departure.
Taxi Driver: Look I know how we can keep you on schedule.
Jason: Good, good, good.
Taxi Driver: Yeah, we will just ignore a dying mans request and flush his ashes down the toilet right now.
Jason: I get the point.
Taxi Driver: I should have warned you, I'm also the town cynic.
Maggie: What's that?
Chrissy: Pumpkin.
Maggie: That's right.
Maggie: Hello?
Jason: My entire day is ruined.
Maggie: I'm fine Jason thanks for asking.
Jason: Sorry honey, I'm just upset.
Maggie: Oh I'm upset too...I got woken up in the middle of the night by some auctioneer.And then early this morning this plumber showed up and claimed we had an appointment.
Jason: You didn't send him away?
Maggie: Jason, why would I send a 6 foot 1 inch muscular blonde man away?
Jason: I hear you are having fun with me...
Maggie: Not as much fun as I had with Dolf
Jason: I'm beginning to understand why Uncle George might have left aunt Harried.
Maggie: Well Jason, I knew the plumber was coming, I found your sub list under my pillow.
Jason: Honey please, I'm in no mood, I'm going to miss my 5 o clock flight.
Maggie: Why?
Jason: I don't even know, I don't even know why I'm here.
Maggie: Jason, just relax...enjoy the time off...you work too hard as it is.
Jason: That's easy for you to say...your whole world is in order.
Maggie: no, I just said that because I'm fixing Dolf a sandwich. "Maggie, I don't want mustard on my wiener"
Jason: Well sweetheart, I got to say that having this little chat with you has made me feel worse.
Maggie: I love you too sweetheart.
Jason: All right, kiss Chrissy, bye-bye, love you.
Mom: Love you, bye
Mike: Dad, there is some serious nature happening outside this place.
Jason: All right, well, I got some calls here to make Mike.
Mike: Dad, I'm telling you I just saw this bear, a big one, with antlers up to here.
Jason: You know, its daylight, shouldn't you be sleeping?
Mike: Dad, It is wield , I am not even tired here.I mean, if Uncle George had only put in a satellite dish, this would be a primo place to live.
Jason: Look, I got some calls, sorry I'm busy.
Mike: Come on, forget about your lists all right?Come on what do you say we go kill something and eat it?
Woman: Excuse me, I'm looking for.....YOU!
Jason: Me?Have we met?
Woman: In a way.Your picture is in the bedroom.It's an old picture, but I'd know you with or without those sideburns
Jason: Haha, and you are?
Nancy Ashton: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm Nancy Ashton.I was your Uncle Georges L....Friend.Those three years we had together, were the happiest years I've ever had.I'm sorry, I promised my self I wouldn't do this.
Jason: It's ok.
Nancy: George was the kindest, most caring, most wonderful man in the world, but you know that...I mean...you were his favorite nephew.
Jason: I was?
Nancy: I'll show you.
Mike: Dad, I think I got this figured out.We are at the wrong dead Uncle Georges cabin.
Jason: Mike I brought you here to carry things, not to think.
Mike: Dad, come on, how could this wonderful guy she's talking about be the same rotten guy who deserted his wife?
Nancy: Here!!!
Jason: What are these?
Nancy: Oh, every Christmas card you sent him for the past 15 years.
Jason: Oh, I had no idea.
Nancy: Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot why I came...I brought some food, it's in the car.
Mike: Dad, I thought that mom didn't send him any Christmas cards...
Jason: well, she didn't.
Mr.Jackson (TAXI DRIVER): Now let's get down to business.Everyone say hi to Uncle George's favorite nephew, Jason Seaver
Nancy: No don't!!
Mr.Jackson: Sit down Nancy I'm going to honor your wishes, that's for the wonderful year...isn't she pretty...
I read that but I have to agree.
To my beloved nephew Jason Seaver I leave the Cabin and the three or four acres, Playbor never made it clear exactly what he sold me, the lying thief.
Well, I read that and I have to agree with that too.
Mike: What did you tell him?
Jason: I forget.
Mr.Jackson: To old family and friends in New York, I'd like to leave you with the following thoughts: I don't regret my decision to leave New York, I don't regret my decision to follow a dream.I wish people had understood, not everybody is cut out for a life that's planned and regulated as a monthly house bill.Sorry about that.But I bare no one here ill will, in fact I hope everyone finds the joy and contentment I found over these years, especially Harriet, who had the misfortune to marry me.So put away your handkerchiefs and enjoy yourselves...It's a funeral,,, it's a party!!!Shot...you're both right!!!
Mike: Dad what is going on?
Jason: I have no idea.
Mike: Oh come on think dad, unless you have something meaningful and important...I mean it's not like you say important and meaningful things are healthy.
Jason: I'm sorry, I didn't realize anybody else was out here.
Nancy: Oh that's all right, you can stay.I know that George would want us in there having fun, but well, it's a little tough.
Jason: Yes yes it is.Nancy I'm a little embarrassed to even ask but do you have any idea of what I might have said that meant so much to George?
Nancy: You don't know?You really don't know.Well, you told him that....
Mike: The minced moose meet is marvelous.
Nancy: I was just telling your dad what he told your Uncle George.
Mike: Oh oh Gosh.Well, I'd love to hear it too.
Nancy: You said to him: What's your life without your dreams?
Mike: This man said this?You sure it wasn't: What's your life without your lists?
Nancy: I'm sure.You also said that staying open to possibilities is so much more important than planning every move or watching every dime.
Jason: I had forgotten.
Mike: I got the right Cabin, just the wrong father.
Mr.Jackson: Nancy, everything all right?
Jason: Oh yeah yeah, No, I'm fine...go on in, have a good party, enjoy it.
Mr.Jackson: Excuse me Jason, as your Uncle George's attorney and friend; I want to thank you for making the trip.As your cab driver I want to remind you I will be picking you up at 6am tomorrow.Too bad you couldn't stick around a couple more days and help finish up the cabin.
Jason: What are you talking about?
Mr.Jackson: Well, George was just fixing to lay up the chimney top when he passed away.But as your real estate broker, it won't affect the price.As a chiropractor, you shouldn't hunch over like that.
Mike: Hey dad, are you really like that lady said?
Jason: Uh, longtime ago.
Mike: You mean so you weren't always so ....
Jason: Anal?
Mike: ok...
Jason: Mike, there was a time I didn't even make any lists.
Mike: Oh get out of here.
Jason: No, its true, you know your mom and I one summer, we hitchhiked right across this country.
Mike: Ho did she do her hair?
Jason: Yeah, your mom was a lot looser than too... We just camped out under the stars like this.
Mike: Yeah? So when did you start going down hill?
Jason: Soon after you were born.
Mike: I see, So It's all my fault.
Jason: No, it's just...well once you have kids; I guess it's tough to be one.But look at this Mike...Imagine living out here, breathing this air, seeing these stars every night?
Mike: Dad, I mean, look, you own this place, you could do whatever you want.
Jason: nah, you got to be realistic.
Mike: oh come on dad, what is not realistic about you and mom spending a little time out here?
Jason: Yeah right...You see your mother out here? "Hi Maggie I'm home" ... Did you get the moose meat?
Mike: Yeah I just mean that, I don't know, maybe you shouldn't sell this place.
Jason: My life is in New York
Mike: But...
Jason: End of conversation
Mike: I just think it's too bad you don't have someone talking to you like that neat guy uncle George did.
Jason: We have the same stars in New York you know...We just cant see them.
Mike: The sky is falling.
Jason: Sorry Mike...
Mike: Dad?
Jason: Up here, come on up
Mike: No thanks, I'd rather sleep.
Jason: You come up or ill drop another rock...
Mike: Dad, what the heck are you doing?
Jason: What? Come on you act like you have never seen your dad do masonry at sunrise.
Mike: huh?
Jason: Come up and give me a hand.
Mike: dad, we got to be in the airport in less than an hour.
Jason: Well, it will just take a little longer than that mike, I don't want to hurry, I want to get this right.
Mike: But the plane...
Jason: Mike, there will be other flights Come on, give me a rock.
Mike: Dad, did you by chance fall of the roof and land on your head?
Jason: I just started thinking last night; I think it would be nice to have a finished cabin by the time your mother comes up here.
Mike: well when is she coming up?
Jason: I don't know, I don't know, maybe a vacation...I haven't made a plan yet.
Mike: But dad, I thought you were selling this place.
Jason: Yeah, well you also thought I was cheap.Jason Seaver, he's an adult, he's a dreamer.Stop.You are both caught.
Mike: All right!!!
Jason: Can't believe this view up here... Did you look around?
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Mike: Good to see you too dear.
Jason: Mike, look at you.6pm on a fine spring evening...What are you doing?
Mike: I'm eating a sensible breakfast.
Jason: You slept the entire day away?Wasted 8 precious hours?
Mike: Ok, call it Dinner.
Jason: Mike you expect me to just stand by and say nothing while you just waste your life?
Mike: Pretty much.
Jason: What are you going to do about your future?Ever even think about that?
Mike: Dad come on, you don't have to read me.
Jason: This is not reading, this is fatherly advice.
Mike: What's the difference?
Mike: Something will pop up.
Jason: Something will pop up!
Mike: Yes.
Jason: Mike, what what what?A job?More school huh?Jail?
Mike: All right, what are your plans for next year?
Jason: I'm a parent Mike..We are not allowed to make plans
Carol: Something big, or just the usual monthly read?
Jason: Carol, would you mind leaving please, so I can finish giving mike his fatherly advice.
Carol: Ok, but be sure to yell, I don't want to miss a word.
Jason: Get out!!!
Mike: Dad, Hugh Hefner.
Jason: What about it?
Mike: A very successful man who, and you can look this up, wears pajamas around the clock.
Jason: Every so often, you say something that frightens me to the core.
Mike: Dad, my point is that just because I sleep all day, does not mean that I'm not thinking about my future.I've given it a lot of thought.
Jason: Oh yeah?
Mike: Yes, I'm going to be an actor.
Jason: That's a future?
Mike: Yes, yes dad, that's my dream.
Jason: Mike, dreams are for guys who don't get out of bed all day.
Mike: Perfect.
Jason: Mike, no, that is not perfect, what you need is a plan.
Mike: Yeah, well, why can't my dream be my plan?
BEN: Uhm, is this going to be a long reading Mike?
Mike: I don't know, dad what do you think, like 20 minutes?
Jason: Ben, get out...this is not a reading.
Maggie will you get that?I'm reading Mike.
Mike: Oh well, what else have you lied about?
Jason: Mike, when are you going to think about your future?I mean sometimes I talk to you, I feel like I'm still talking to that kid who in kinder garden played doctor with Angela modelucioni.
Mike: Cured her cold, didn't I?
Maggie: Phones for you Jason, somebody from paradise, Colorado
Jason: Colorado?
Maggie: Don't worry, it's not collect.
Jason: Can you take over with Mike please?
Mom: So what was he doing?Don't be a bum?
Mike: No, planning your future.
Maggie: How far was he?
Mike: The vein over his left eye was starting to pulse.
Jason: Uncle George...
Jason: Too late, he already ha s.
Mike: Then, how did he call?
Jason: Well I don't know if I can, but I have your number so I will let you know, yeah.
Maggie: Honey I didn't mean to say he SHOULD drop dead, I'm sure he had a good reason for being selfish rotten and deserting his wife...may he rest in peace.
Jason: Well the funeral's the day after tomorrow at his cabin.
Maggie: We will send flowers.
Jason: No, his lawyer says they want me there.
Maggie: Why?
Jason: Well.Uncle George apparently in his will named me executor.
Mike: What does he need an executing for if he's already dead?
Jason: Mike, It means that I'm in charge of carrying out his last wishes, making sure it's done correctly.
Maggie: But why you?You haven't talked to him in years.
Jason: I haven't the slightest idea.
Mike: Wait a minute is this Uncle George guy the guy who used to send us homemade Christmas cards every year, but you never sent him anything?
Mom: I see no reason to pretend I'm fond of irresponsible bums, who choose to rot his life away rather than work.
Mike: But, you're fond of me.
Jason: It's been 15 years Maggie...Why me?
Maggie: Jason, nothing he did ever made any sense.
Jason: We don't know that.
Maggie: Well then why did he leave aunt Harried the very month they made the down payment on that beautiful home?
Jason: I don't know.
Maggie: And why did he walk away from his own add agency?
Mike: Hey wait a minute, is this the guy who used to bounce me on his lap and say: "it's a pastry, it's a laxative, stop!Your both right"
Jason: That was him.
Mike: Dad, maybe he's leaving you a ton of money, and then you can quit your job and hang out with me.
Jason: No I don't think so Mike; old aunt Harried bled him pretty good, in a very just settlement.
Jason: Ok, you've called all my Thursday patients for rescheduling?
Kevin: Sure, everybody but Mr.Hobs
Jason: Of course, his fear of things that ring.Well, I think that's about it Kevin, I'm going to phone you in the morning as soon as I land with a number that you can call...
Kevin: Incase there are any emergencies
Jason: Yes, oh and the return flight...
Kevin: Should have you back Friday in time for your 9am session.
Jason: I guess I...
Kevin: Already said that...yes...
Jason: OK, yes, 10 o clock.I got to go...Kevin how can I thank you for working late tonight.
Kevin: By letting me pretend to be a psychiatrist and having some babes up here.Joke...
Jason: All right, Mike, come on, where are you, the plane leaves in two hours...
Mike: Hey sorry I'm late dad...
Jason: Yeah, well, take that...thank you for coming along with me so we can pack up uncle Georges belongings.
Mike: Uh, no problem, I appreciate you paying me minimum wage.
Jason: Hey, the least I could do.
Mike: I know
Jason: I tell you, if this is the way all the connections are going to go, im not even going to make it back by Friday morning.
Mike: Oh come on dad, our plane took off a few minutes late.
Jason: Exactly.
Mike: Dad, come on chill out.Don't be so anal.
Jason: What?
Mike: Don't worry; it's not what you think.It's a psychological term.
Jason: Not the way you use it.
Mike: Dad, do we have to be back by Friday?
Jason: Mike you just don't know what its like to have responsibilities.
Mike: Sure I do...hey I got classes tomorrow, and do you see me worrying about missing them?
Jason: Wait a minute; you said if you came with me, you wouldn't be missing any classes.
Mike: And I won't miss a one of them
Stew Ardess: Headsets?
Jason: No, no thank you.
Mike: Dad come on, they are only a few bucks.
Jason: Here...from my last flight.
Mike: Dad, they don't fit the hole.
Jason: Try this one
Mike: Dad, how many more headsets you got in there?
Jason: None....Peanuts? AHA! Look at these....
Mike: What's that?
Jason: My list
Mike: Of things to do?
Mike: Good thing you are not anal.
Jason: Jee, that reminds me, I forgot to tell your mother, the plumber is coming tomorrow.
Mike: Dad, come on she will figure it out, don't worry about it...I mean, she will figure it out when the guy shows up with a plunger.Ah, it gives me an idea.
Jason: No, I'm not highlighting this until I'm sure.
Mike: Dad, it's called an airphone...I saw it when we got on the plane.You just dial in your number with the area code and you can reach anybody.
Jason: How much does this thing cost?
Mike: Uhm, 15 dollars for the first 30 seconds.
Maggie: Hello?
Jason: Maggie, the plumber is coming tomorrow sometime between noon and three, he's new but he's the last guy in charge, everything else is fine, I love you, bye.
Mike: Oh wow!!!
Jason: Oh wow, later.
Taxi Driver: We've been wowed out sir, I turned the meter off.
Jason: Wait a minute, it just occurred to me, I don't have a key to this cabin.
Taxi Driver: You won't need one, it's in new York.
Jason: You are from New York?
Taxi Driver: I called you.
Jason: Wait a minute; you are Uncle George's lawyer?
Taxi Driver: Playbor M.Jackson Esquire, at your service.
Jason: But you are a cab driver.
Taxi Driver: I'm also the town mayor, real estate broker and movie critic, but my first love will always be chiropracting.
Mike: what a place.Wow
Taxi Driver: He spent 15 years building it...did it all by hand.
Mike: No tools at all huh?
Jason: Listen Mr.Jackson, as long as you are here, maybe we can take a look at the will now, that way we can get started cleaning up the place and I'd make my 5pm departure back home
Taxi Driver: You are flying out today?
Jason: Oh yeah, I got a full load of patients tomorrow.
Taxi Driver: Hmm...
Jason: What's the matter?
Taxi Driver: Well, your uncle didn't want the will read until his funeral, and that's not until sunset.
Jason: Oh but that wouldn't get me out of here by 5 o clock, I'd miss my plane, and my sons anxious to get back to college, you know...
Mike: Wow, dad, can we stay here a couple of extra days?I love this place.
Jason: But all of my plans are based on a 5pm departure.
Taxi Driver: Look I know how we can keep you on schedule.
Jason: Good, good, good.
Taxi Driver: Yeah, we will just ignore a dying mans request and flush his ashes down the toilet right now.
Jason: I get the point.
Taxi Driver: I should have warned you, I'm also the town cynic.
Maggie: What's that?
Chrissy: Pumpkin.
Maggie: That's right.
Maggie: Hello?
Jason: My entire day is ruined.
Maggie: I'm fine Jason thanks for asking.
Jason: Sorry honey, I'm just upset.
Maggie: Oh I'm upset too...I got woken up in the middle of the night by some auctioneer.And then early this morning this plumber showed up and claimed we had an appointment.
Jason: You didn't send him away?
Maggie: Jason, why would I send a 6 foot 1 inch muscular blonde man away?
Jason: I hear you are having fun with me...
Maggie: Not as much fun as I had with Dolf
Jason: I'm beginning to understand why Uncle George might have left aunt Harried.
Maggie: Well Jason, I knew the plumber was coming, I found your sub list under my pillow.
Jason: Honey please, I'm in no mood, I'm going to miss my 5 o clock flight.
Maggie: Why?
Jason: I don't even know, I don't even know why I'm here.
Maggie: Jason, just relax...enjoy the time off...you work too hard as it is.
Jason: That's easy for you to say...your whole world is in order.
Maggie: no, I just said that because I'm fixing Dolf a sandwich. "Maggie, I don't want mustard on my wiener"
Jason: Well sweetheart, I got to say that having this little chat with you has made me feel worse.
Maggie: I love you too sweetheart.
Jason: All right, kiss Chrissy, bye-bye, love you.
Mom: Love you, bye
Mike: Dad, there is some serious nature happening outside this place.
Jason: All right, well, I got some calls here to make Mike.
Mike: Dad, I'm telling you I just saw this bear, a big one, with antlers up to here.
Jason: You know, its daylight, shouldn't you be sleeping?
Mike: Dad, It is wield , I am not even tired here.I mean, if Uncle George had only put in a satellite dish, this would be a primo place to live.
Jason: Look, I got some calls, sorry I'm busy.
Mike: Come on, forget about your lists all right?Come on what do you say we go kill something and eat it?
Woman: Excuse me, I'm looking for.....YOU!
Jason: Me?Have we met?
Woman: In a way.Your picture is in the bedroom.It's an old picture, but I'd know you with or without those sideburns
Jason: Haha, and you are?
Nancy Ashton: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm Nancy Ashton.I was your Uncle Georges L....Friend.Those three years we had together, were the happiest years I've ever had.I'm sorry, I promised my self I wouldn't do this.
Jason: It's ok.
Nancy: George was the kindest, most caring, most wonderful man in the world, but you know that...I mean...you were his favorite nephew.
Jason: I was?
Nancy: I'll show you.
Mike: Dad, I think I got this figured out.We are at the wrong dead Uncle Georges cabin.
Jason: Mike I brought you here to carry things, not to think.
Mike: Dad, come on, how could this wonderful guy she's talking about be the same rotten guy who deserted his wife?
Nancy: Here!!!
Jason: What are these?
Nancy: Oh, every Christmas card you sent him for the past 15 years.
Jason: Oh, I had no idea.
Nancy: Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot why I came...I brought some food, it's in the car.
Mike: Dad, I thought that mom didn't send him any Christmas cards...
Jason: well, she didn't.
Mr.Jackson (TAXI DRIVER): Now let's get down to business.Everyone say hi to Uncle George's favorite nephew, Jason Seaver
Nancy: No don't!!
Mr.Jackson: Sit down Nancy I'm going to honor your wishes, that's for the wonderful year...isn't she pretty...
I read that but I have to agree.
To my beloved nephew Jason Seaver I leave the Cabin and the three or four acres, Playbor never made it clear exactly what he sold me, the lying thief.
Well, I read that and I have to agree with that too.
Mike: What did you tell him?
Jason: I forget.
Mr.Jackson: To old family and friends in New York, I'd like to leave you with the following thoughts: I don't regret my decision to leave New York, I don't regret my decision to follow a dream.I wish people had understood, not everybody is cut out for a life that's planned and regulated as a monthly house bill.Sorry about that.But I bare no one here ill will, in fact I hope everyone finds the joy and contentment I found over these years, especially Harriet, who had the misfortune to marry me.So put away your handkerchiefs and enjoy yourselves...It's a funeral,,, it's a party!!!Shot...you're both right!!!
Mike: Dad what is going on?
Jason: I have no idea.
Mike: Oh come on think dad, unless you have something meaningful and important...I mean it's not like you say important and meaningful things are healthy.
Jason: I'm sorry, I didn't realize anybody else was out here.
Nancy: Oh that's all right, you can stay.I know that George would want us in there having fun, but well, it's a little tough.
Jason: Yes yes it is.Nancy I'm a little embarrassed to even ask but do you have any idea of what I might have said that meant so much to George?
Nancy: You don't know?You really don't know.Well, you told him that....
Mike: The minced moose meet is marvelous.
Nancy: I was just telling your dad what he told your Uncle George.
Mike: Oh oh Gosh.Well, I'd love to hear it too.
Nancy: You said to him: What's your life without your dreams?
Mike: This man said this?You sure it wasn't: What's your life without your lists?
Nancy: I'm sure.You also said that staying open to possibilities is so much more important than planning every move or watching every dime.
Jason: I had forgotten.
Mike: I got the right Cabin, just the wrong father.
Mr.Jackson: Nancy, everything all right?
Jason: Oh yeah yeah, No, I'm fine...go on in, have a good party, enjoy it.
Mr.Jackson: Excuse me Jason, as your Uncle George's attorney and friend; I want to thank you for making the trip.As your cab driver I want to remind you I will be picking you up at 6am tomorrow.Too bad you couldn't stick around a couple more days and help finish up the cabin.
Jason: What are you talking about?
Mr.Jackson: Well, George was just fixing to lay up the chimney top when he passed away.But as your real estate broker, it won't affect the price.As a chiropractor, you shouldn't hunch over like that.
Mike: Hey dad, are you really like that lady said?
Jason: Uh, longtime ago.
Mike: You mean so you weren't always so ....
Jason: Anal?
Mike: ok...
Jason: Mike, there was a time I didn't even make any lists.
Mike: Oh get out of here.
Jason: No, its true, you know your mom and I one summer, we hitchhiked right across this country.
Mike: Ho did she do her hair?
Jason: Yeah, your mom was a lot looser than too... We just camped out under the stars like this.
Mike: Yeah? So when did you start going down hill?
Jason: Soon after you were born.
Mike: I see, So It's all my fault.
Jason: No, it's just...well once you have kids; I guess it's tough to be one.But look at this Mike...Imagine living out here, breathing this air, seeing these stars every night?
Mike: Dad, I mean, look, you own this place, you could do whatever you want.
Jason: nah, you got to be realistic.
Mike: oh come on dad, what is not realistic about you and mom spending a little time out here?
Jason: Yeah right...You see your mother out here? "Hi Maggie I'm home" ... Did you get the moose meat?
Mike: Yeah I just mean that, I don't know, maybe you shouldn't sell this place.
Jason: My life is in New York
Mike: But...
Jason: End of conversation
Mike: I just think it's too bad you don't have someone talking to you like that neat guy uncle George did.
Jason: We have the same stars in New York you know...We just cant see them.
Mike: The sky is falling.
Jason: Sorry Mike...
Mike: Dad?
Jason: Up here, come on up
Mike: No thanks, I'd rather sleep.
Jason: You come up or ill drop another rock...
Mike: Dad, what the heck are you doing?
Jason: What? Come on you act like you have never seen your dad do masonry at sunrise.
Mike: huh?
Jason: Come up and give me a hand.
Mike: dad, we got to be in the airport in less than an hour.
Jason: Well, it will just take a little longer than that mike, I don't want to hurry, I want to get this right.
Mike: But the plane...
Jason: Mike, there will be other flights Come on, give me a rock.
Mike: Dad, did you by chance fall of the roof and land on your head?
Jason: I just started thinking last night; I think it would be nice to have a finished cabin by the time your mother comes up here.
Mike: well when is she coming up?
Jason: I don't know, I don't know, maybe a vacation...I haven't made a plan yet.
Mike: But dad, I thought you were selling this place.
Jason: Yeah, well you also thought I was cheap.Jason Seaver, he's an adult, he's a dreamer.Stop.You are both caught.
Mike: All right!!!
Jason: Can't believe this view up here... Did you look around?
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