Growing Pains (1985–1992): Season 3, Episode 20 - Dance Fever: Part 2 - full transcript
Torien: Previously, on his strict blues.
Ben: Wait a minute, this is Growing Pains!
Torien: Oh, excuse me, Ben, previously, on his growing pains.Thanks, Torien - Anyway, we just had these real crunch fish sticks.OK, there's this Dance at Dewey high, and everyone but me was going.Tonight, I boogie.Mum and dad got to the dance, but there weren't any other Chaperones, just some old janitor guy.
Old Guy: Nothing much ever happens a Dewey Dances, basically they're nerd festivals.
DJ: Thats right kids, its your mommie and your daddies worst nightmare!
Ben: Things got off to a slow start for the girls, and Mike, Andy, and Boner were bored stiff.
Boner: Yeah, I was out of fish sticks anyway.
Mike: You brought them with you?
Boner: Don't worry, I brought breath mints, too!
Ben: Then Mikes evening started to look just a little bit brighter, he says I'll understand when I'm older.Hah!I understand now!The girls weren't having much luck so Debbie decided to expand her bra size.
Debbie: Well, what'd you think?
Carol: Didn't your shoulders used to be a little higher?
Ben: Pretty soon, everyone was rocking out.Well, almost everyone.
Carol: How comes you're not dancing?
Boner: I am.
Carol: I mean with somebody.
Boner: Oh, I don't know.Why ain't you?
Ben: I guess I don't have to tell you, when Carol danced with Boner, all Hell broke loose.
Shirley: Why were you dancing with Boner
Girls: Eeew, Boner!
Boner: We were just dancing having a good time, I felt sorry for her!
Debbie: Carol, 'Be kind to animal week' is over, got it?
Mike: Well, knock it off man!It gives me the creeps, you got it?
Ben: While all this was going on, Mum and Dad were having problems of their own.
Jason: What's up?
DJ: Tweaked back, goes down on me all the time!
Maggie: Is there anything I can do to help?
DJ: Yeah, just keep the music going, lady - or I'm out of a gig!
Ben: That isn't half as bad as what Mike heard when he talked to his dream girl.
Mike: Hi, my name's Mike.
Lidiya: I know that, I'm Lidiya.
Ben: What no one else knew was that Stinky and I were sneaking out of his house to get to asecret place.This is the night you and I become men!Let's go!
Stinky: I tell you man, I saw something!
Ben: But I haven't got time to talk about that now, cause I've finally made it to Blackie's.So, what are you waiting for?Show me that smile!
Maggie: Yes, yes, yes, we all really starting to cook, and Wow.This is really burning me up.I've got to heat up.I've got to cool down.Let's move this party up-and-down now.
DJ: But I don't want to go to the hospital.I want my chiropractorCan you dig it?
A Man: Carol, do you want to dance?
Carol: Yeah, That'd be...I am not sure.
Boner: Good evening, ladies, per chance would any of you like to dance?
Boner: Perhaps another time.
Andy: Come on, Boner, get in the game man.
Boner: I'm just catching my breath.
Jason: Ok, I can take over now.
Maggie: Why?
Jason: Honey, I did have a radio show in college, remember?
Maggie: Of course I do.You stunk!
Jason: Come on, you used to say I was great.
Maggie: Well, Honey what did I know?I was 19.
Maggie: I feel good, I feel strong, I feel loose, I feel long and funky!
Jason: I stunk, huh?
Lidiya: (sing) She is a brick.She is a spirit.Just letting it all hang out.I've got to go to powder my nose...
Mike: Oh, great.I mean, yeah, good.Good idea...
Lidiya: Don't you go anywhere.You hear me?
Mike: Oh, yeah.
Andy: Oh, Mikey, you've got your hands full tonight.
Mike: Oh, yeah, you could say that.
Andy: Well, I do wish I had Lidiya whispering sweet nothings in my ear.
Mike: Whispering?It couldn't hurt.
Debbie: Ok, so it wasn't one of my best ideas.
Shelley: The sad part is it was.
Carol: If we want the guy to dance with us, why we are hanging in the bathroom?
Lidiya: She is a Brick.
Shelley: That's the kind of cheap, trashy woman men go for these days!Can you believe it?
Debbie: Makes me gag.
Shelley: Yeah.Wonder where she shops?
Carol: Can we just go?
Debbie: Wait, you are not any fun.
Shelley: Debbie, that perfume you have one smells like fish.Where did you get that stuff?
Debbie: It was a birthday present from you.
Carol: Well, I am going home.
Shelley: Wait, it's not you.It's Carol.
Carol: What?
Debbie: Yeah, you smell like a fish stinks and breath-mints.
Carol: I do not I do.
Debbie: Carol, See what happened when you dance with Boner?You want to spend the rest of your life smelling like the catch of the day?
Ben: Made it, there it is, all right, two players, that's the machine the one we heard about.Theone that pays real money.
Old lady: Hi, Can I help you, boys?
Stinky: We want money.
Old lady: Pardon me?
Ben: We want a pie.Give us some of your best pie and a couple of cups of Joe.
Old lady: Coming right up.
Ben: You are supposed not to say that, gambling is illegal, especially for kids, where've you been?We were supposed to ask for Blackie.
Stinky: Would we like to see Blackie?
Old lady: Blackie is dead.
Ben: Just this is the best pie.
Stinky: I am not hungry.
Ben: Ok, I admit, we've run into a little problem here.
Stinky: Little problem, the man is dead.
Ben: Ok, forget Blackie.There's just got to be someone else to ask.
Stinky: Who?
Ben: Ok, Look on the bright side.Well, it is ten at night, we're on our own, there is not a chance in the world our parents are going to find out.
Old Man: She is a birck.So, men, you working a late shift?
Lidiya: Mike, it is a great song.
Mike: Quiet!
Lidiya: You snapped at me.
Mike: No, I am sorry.I just thought maybe we can go to someplace quiet where we wouldn't have to talk at all.
Lidiya: Not Talk?Oh.
Mike: Exactly.
Boner: Hi, Carol.
Carol: Boner, how are you?
Boner: See you.
Carol: Bye.
Maggie: This one is dedicated to all the girls out there who feel the same way about their guys as I feel about mine.
Ben: Um, Good pie.
Stinky: I don't ride girl's bike for watching the pie.
Ben: Hey, relax.
Stinky: Are we going to gamble or what?
Ben: Yes.
Stinky: How?
Ben: Ok, All we need to do is find out how this gambling thing works from someone who comeshere a lot.
Old Man: This week's pork chops weren't nearly as tangy as last week's.
Old Lady: Earl, those were last week's pork chops.
Ben: This guys probably been coming here since food was invented
Old Lady: Anything else or is that it, boys?
Ben: Oh, what if we each have another piece of pie?Watch, I'll get it out of this guy.Pie is pretty good.
Old Man: Yeah.How's the coffee tonight?
Ben: Well, I had better.
Old Man: When you were younger.
Ben: Yeah.Nice place.
Old Man: It's open.
Ben: Nice pinball machine.
Old Man: This going to be a long conversation, Son?
Stinky: What he wants to know is how to get play pinball for money.
Ben: I was getting to that.
Stinky: Not fast enough.
Old Man: So you are a couple of high rollers, huh?
Ben: We've got 8 bucks between us.
Old Man: 8 bucks?
Stinky: Yeah.
Old Man: Hi, Margie, These 2 gentlemen want to play a little pinball.House rules.
Old Lady: Is that right?
Stinky and Ben: How are the rules?
Old Lady: All right.
Stinky and Ben: Wow.
Old Lady: I just give you boys your change in quarters and you're on your own.
Ben: This is nine bucks.
Stinky: Nine?
Ben: Nine, we've only got!
Ben: Easy, you haven't gone through what we've gone through to get here.
Stinky: We sneaked out.
Ben: We walked miles.
Stinky: We took buses in circles.
Ben: Saw the dinosaurs.
Stinky: I Ride a girl's bike.
Ben: And this is the one night in my entire life that my parents are going to be out late tonight forme to sneak out.
Old Man: So, your parents don't know where you are?
Ben: Are you Kidding, they'd freak.They are off chaperoning some goofey dancing in the Dewey High.
Maggie: Thanks, honey.
Jason: Oh, anytime you want to me to jump in, just holler.
Maggie: Oh, I don't want you to jump in, I'm having fun.
Jason: Oh, just thought you might be getting a little tired.
Maggie: Tired?
Jason: Well, you've been spinning records all night.
Maggie: Oh, no no, no, I have plenty of energy left.
Jason: Ok.Kids seem to be getting a little bored.
Maggie: Jason?
Jason: It's not that you are not doing a great job, Maggie.
Jason: You just don't have the training.
Maggie: Thank you
Maggie: Jason, I am not going to listen to you.I am having fun.
Jason: Well, that's important too.
Maggie: Jason you are just try to undermine my confidence just because you want to play DJ.
Jason: It's just that a man, traditionally, is the best person for the job of DJ.
Maggie: The best person?
Jason: What I mean, Maggie, is that man knows how to be exciting, hahaha.
Maggie: Jason, it's too bad you are not married a guy.
Carol: Mom, I need to talk to you.
Jason: Here your mom is busy having fun.What is it?
Carol: No, dad, this is important.
Jason: Oh.
Maggie: Yes, Carol sweetie, what is it?
Carol: What's wrong?
Maggie: Oh, it's your father.
Carol: Aha.
Maggie: What's on your mind?
Carol: Ok mom, see I want to need your advice, Debbie and Shelley think.
Maggie: When we're doing something, we enjoy it.
Carol: That's my thought.
Maggie: It's nothing to do with being the best person.I was just having a little fun.
Carol: Me too.
Maggie: You shouldn't take care about what other people think.
Carol: You are darn right.
Carol, Maggie: Good.
Carol, Maggie: Thanks.
Maggie: Get away from there, Mr.Exciting.
Lidiya: Looking at all these stars...
Mike: Hush.
Lidiya: Hush( They kissed each other) Gee, that was special.
Mike: Oh, look, Lidiya, I think it's going to be a little too fast for me right now, ok?I mean, erm, Ireally don't want to do anything that we're both going to feel sorry for in the morning.I mean I think I'm just get a little swept away from here and we can both use some time to just think.
Lidiya: Think?
Mike: Yeah.
Lidiya: Oh you mean respect me?I understand.
Mike: Good, because I don't think I do.
Lidiya: Let me see if I can explain.
Mike: No no no...
Lidiya: Oh Oh, Mike, it was great dancing with you.
Mike: It was a wonderful dancing with you.
Lidiya: And it's a great talking to you too.
Mike: It was a wonderful dancing with you.You know I really had a great time tonight.
Lidiya: Me too.I'll call you some time, and we can talk.
Schoolboys: The teacher!
Jason: Oh, wait, I am not a teacher.But as a medical doctor, I'll tell you right now; smoking is a leading cause - ah, never mind.Boner, am I keeping you from something?
Boner: No, I just came in here because I figured there'd be no girls in the boys' bathroom.
Jason: Me too.
Boner: Can I ask you something man to man?
Jason: Well, we're in the right room is for it.
Boner: Maybe we should sit down.
Jason: No, no.Boner, what is it?
Boner: What would say if this guy, a pretty interesting guy, ok?He's dancing with this girl and having a good time.But his friends who shall remain nameless say it ain't cool.
Jason: His good friends?
Boner: Are you kidding, they're Mikey and Andy.
Jason: So we're talking about you, Boner.
Boner: Gave it away when I said interesting guy, didn't I?
Jason: Yeah.But you want to dance with this girl?
Boner: It's the only time I was having fun all night.
Jason: Well then forget about what Mike and Andy said, especially what Mike says.
Boner: Doctor Seaver.And don't worry; I wont even think of trying anything funny with Carol.
Jason: Ok, good boy, with Carol, wait, Boner, Wait.What have you done?
Ben: Mom?
Maggie: Wait a second Ben, I'm doing the sag way here.Ben, what are you doing here?
Ben: Mom, I could lie to you.
Maggie: But you won't.
Ben: My thought exactly.You see, I didn't stay at Stinky's, I went to this place to gamble formoney, but I blew my wad on pie.I feel sick about it.
Jason: Maggie, indeed here, don't worry, I can handle it.
Maggie: Jason, Ben is here.
Jason: Hi, Ben, you're just in time to listen to this.Hi, guys, you will Jason Seaver is here.What are you doing here Ben?You should have stayed with Stinky.
Maggie: That was a lie.He has been out eating pie and blowing his wad.
Jason: What did you do?
Ben: Mom, Dad, I am so ashamed.
Andy: So after the dance, you want to go and get some pizza with us?
Rita: Who is us?
Andy: You, me, Mike.
Rita: Sure.Oh...
Andy: Maybe we can order pizza another time, hum?
Carol: Andy, have you seen Boner?
Andy: Check the men's room.
Carol: I will, thanks.
Mike: Andy, I need a word.
Andy: Excuse me, I am bilingual myself.
Boner: Andy, you've seen Carol?
Andy: Men's room.
Boner: Thanks.
Andy: Mike, Rita is up for a midnight snack.
Mike: Oh, Andy, I'm not up for a midnight snack, I want to go home.
Andy: Well, well, you partied with Lidiya.You want to leave?
Mike: Yeah, now.
Andy: No, wait, you said something big was going to happen tonight.And it is for me too.Mike,guy, darn it, I'll just say it - I am in love.
Mike: Fine fine.I walk home then.
Andy: Oh, I get it.Lidiya is not buying.
Mike: No no.I am not buying.
Andy: Mike, what is wrong with her?
Andy: Her voice?
Mike: And actually she is not too bright.
Andy: Oh, beautiful chick who is really dumb.
Mike: This just is a nightmare.All right, may looks are everything, maybe I got too high standards or something.I don't know.And I don't like it, but I'll I'm saying Andy is I look at the way you feel about Rita.Man and I envy you.
Andy: So would you mind if I took a shot with Lidiya?
Mike: Lidiya?I thought you loved Rita.
Andy: So did I.Mike, do me a favor.Let Rita down easy for me, hum?She's a good kid, and I don't know anybody with more experience disappointing women than you.
Mike: Andy?
Ben: And then that Janitor guy dropped Stinky off and brought me here.
Maggie: That's quite a story, Ben.
Jason: Well you sit down right over there, young man, and don't you move until your mother and I discuss the most appropriate and painful punishment?
Ben: Not suffered enough?
Boner: Carol?She wasn't there.
Carol: Oh, Boner, I've been looking for you.
Boner: So have I.
Carol: Look, Boner, I've known you, well, since I don't remember not knowing you.
Boner: Carol, I just want to...
Carol: You've always been the strangest person in my life.
Boner: Well, you do?
Carol: And when we were dancing before, I was really having fun for the first time this whole miserable evening.
Boner: Me too.
Boner: Exactly.
Carol: And even all my friends are saying I am crazy, I don't care.
Boner: Neither do I.
Carol: So what if you are a little strange?
Boner: Yeah.
Boner: What do you call anything fun?
Carol: Boner!
Boner: I am sorry.
Carol: Oh, you want to dance or what?
Boner: I thought I never ask.
Ben: Alright, it's Big Ben, bringing you his happy message.Move to the groove when you've got nothing to lose.
Jason: Well, I guess we know where he gets it.
Maggie: From me.
Jason: From me.
Rita: Wow, we finally get a decent DJ.
Mike: Oh, Rita, look, Andy had something come up.
Rita: Really?
Mike: Yeah, he had to leave.
Mike: Really?
Rita: Mike Seaver, I've had a crush on you since the fifth Grade.
Mike: Really?
Rita: So, can I dance with you or just sit there saying "really"?And looking adorable.
Debbie: Well, we did all we could to help Carol.
Shelley: It's her funeral.
Debbie: Shelley, we are the only girls not dancing.
Shelley: You want to dance?
Debbie: Absolutely.
Mike: Keep your eyes on this guy every second.
Andy: Mike, she's worse than you said.
Mike: Thanks Man!
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Ben: Wait a minute, this is Growing Pains!
Torien: Oh, excuse me, Ben, previously, on his growing pains.Thanks, Torien - Anyway, we just had these real crunch fish sticks.OK, there's this Dance at Dewey high, and everyone but me was going.Tonight, I boogie.Mum and dad got to the dance, but there weren't any other Chaperones, just some old janitor guy.
Old Guy: Nothing much ever happens a Dewey Dances, basically they're nerd festivals.
DJ: Thats right kids, its your mommie and your daddies worst nightmare!
Ben: Things got off to a slow start for the girls, and Mike, Andy, and Boner were bored stiff.
Boner: Yeah, I was out of fish sticks anyway.
Mike: You brought them with you?
Boner: Don't worry, I brought breath mints, too!
Ben: Then Mikes evening started to look just a little bit brighter, he says I'll understand when I'm older.Hah!I understand now!The girls weren't having much luck so Debbie decided to expand her bra size.
Debbie: Well, what'd you think?
Carol: Didn't your shoulders used to be a little higher?
Ben: Pretty soon, everyone was rocking out.Well, almost everyone.
Carol: How comes you're not dancing?
Boner: I am.
Carol: I mean with somebody.
Boner: Oh, I don't know.Why ain't you?
Ben: I guess I don't have to tell you, when Carol danced with Boner, all Hell broke loose.
Shirley: Why were you dancing with Boner
Girls: Eeew, Boner!
Boner: We were just dancing having a good time, I felt sorry for her!
Debbie: Carol, 'Be kind to animal week' is over, got it?
Mike: Well, knock it off man!It gives me the creeps, you got it?
Ben: While all this was going on, Mum and Dad were having problems of their own.
Jason: What's up?
DJ: Tweaked back, goes down on me all the time!
Maggie: Is there anything I can do to help?
DJ: Yeah, just keep the music going, lady - or I'm out of a gig!
Ben: That isn't half as bad as what Mike heard when he talked to his dream girl.
Mike: Hi, my name's Mike.
Lidiya: I know that, I'm Lidiya.
Ben: What no one else knew was that Stinky and I were sneaking out of his house to get to asecret place.This is the night you and I become men!Let's go!
Stinky: I tell you man, I saw something!
Ben: But I haven't got time to talk about that now, cause I've finally made it to Blackie's.So, what are you waiting for?Show me that smile!
Maggie: Yes, yes, yes, we all really starting to cook, and Wow.This is really burning me up.I've got to heat up.I've got to cool down.Let's move this party up-and-down now.
DJ: But I don't want to go to the hospital.I want my chiropractorCan you dig it?
A Man: Carol, do you want to dance?
Carol: Yeah, That'd be...I am not sure.
Boner: Good evening, ladies, per chance would any of you like to dance?
Boner: Perhaps another time.
Andy: Come on, Boner, get in the game man.
Boner: I'm just catching my breath.
Jason: Ok, I can take over now.
Maggie: Why?
Jason: Honey, I did have a radio show in college, remember?
Maggie: Of course I do.You stunk!
Jason: Come on, you used to say I was great.
Maggie: Well, Honey what did I know?I was 19.
Maggie: I feel good, I feel strong, I feel loose, I feel long and funky!
Jason: I stunk, huh?
Lidiya: (sing) She is a brick.She is a spirit.Just letting it all hang out.I've got to go to powder my nose...
Mike: Oh, great.I mean, yeah, good.Good idea...
Lidiya: Don't you go anywhere.You hear me?
Mike: Oh, yeah.
Andy: Oh, Mikey, you've got your hands full tonight.
Mike: Oh, yeah, you could say that.
Andy: Well, I do wish I had Lidiya whispering sweet nothings in my ear.
Mike: Whispering?It couldn't hurt.
Debbie: Ok, so it wasn't one of my best ideas.
Shelley: The sad part is it was.
Carol: If we want the guy to dance with us, why we are hanging in the bathroom?
Lidiya: She is a Brick.
Shelley: That's the kind of cheap, trashy woman men go for these days!Can you believe it?
Debbie: Makes me gag.
Shelley: Yeah.Wonder where she shops?
Carol: Can we just go?
Debbie: Wait, you are not any fun.
Shelley: Debbie, that perfume you have one smells like fish.Where did you get that stuff?
Debbie: It was a birthday present from you.
Carol: Well, I am going home.
Shelley: Wait, it's not you.It's Carol.
Carol: What?
Debbie: Yeah, you smell like a fish stinks and breath-mints.
Carol: I do not I do.
Debbie: Carol, See what happened when you dance with Boner?You want to spend the rest of your life smelling like the catch of the day?
Ben: Made it, there it is, all right, two players, that's the machine the one we heard about.Theone that pays real money.
Old lady: Hi, Can I help you, boys?
Stinky: We want money.
Old lady: Pardon me?
Ben: We want a pie.Give us some of your best pie and a couple of cups of Joe.
Old lady: Coming right up.
Ben: You are supposed not to say that, gambling is illegal, especially for kids, where've you been?We were supposed to ask for Blackie.
Stinky: Would we like to see Blackie?
Old lady: Blackie is dead.
Ben: Just this is the best pie.
Stinky: I am not hungry.
Ben: Ok, I admit, we've run into a little problem here.
Stinky: Little problem, the man is dead.
Ben: Ok, forget Blackie.There's just got to be someone else to ask.
Stinky: Who?
Ben: Ok, Look on the bright side.Well, it is ten at night, we're on our own, there is not a chance in the world our parents are going to find out.
Old Man: She is a birck.So, men, you working a late shift?
Lidiya: Mike, it is a great song.
Mike: Quiet!
Lidiya: You snapped at me.
Mike: No, I am sorry.I just thought maybe we can go to someplace quiet where we wouldn't have to talk at all.
Lidiya: Not Talk?Oh.
Mike: Exactly.
Boner: Hi, Carol.
Carol: Boner, how are you?
Boner: See you.
Carol: Bye.
Maggie: This one is dedicated to all the girls out there who feel the same way about their guys as I feel about mine.
Ben: Um, Good pie.
Stinky: I don't ride girl's bike for watching the pie.
Ben: Hey, relax.
Stinky: Are we going to gamble or what?
Ben: Yes.
Stinky: How?
Ben: Ok, All we need to do is find out how this gambling thing works from someone who comeshere a lot.
Old Man: This week's pork chops weren't nearly as tangy as last week's.
Old Lady: Earl, those were last week's pork chops.
Ben: This guys probably been coming here since food was invented
Old Lady: Anything else or is that it, boys?
Ben: Oh, what if we each have another piece of pie?Watch, I'll get it out of this guy.Pie is pretty good.
Old Man: Yeah.How's the coffee tonight?
Ben: Well, I had better.
Old Man: When you were younger.
Ben: Yeah.Nice place.
Old Man: It's open.
Ben: Nice pinball machine.
Old Man: This going to be a long conversation, Son?
Stinky: What he wants to know is how to get play pinball for money.
Ben: I was getting to that.
Stinky: Not fast enough.
Old Man: So you are a couple of high rollers, huh?
Ben: We've got 8 bucks between us.
Old Man: 8 bucks?
Stinky: Yeah.
Old Man: Hi, Margie, These 2 gentlemen want to play a little pinball.House rules.
Old Lady: Is that right?
Stinky and Ben: How are the rules?
Old Lady: All right.
Stinky and Ben: Wow.
Old Lady: I just give you boys your change in quarters and you're on your own.
Ben: This is nine bucks.
Stinky: Nine?
Ben: Nine, we've only got!
Ben: Easy, you haven't gone through what we've gone through to get here.
Stinky: We sneaked out.
Ben: We walked miles.
Stinky: We took buses in circles.
Ben: Saw the dinosaurs.
Stinky: I Ride a girl's bike.
Ben: And this is the one night in my entire life that my parents are going to be out late tonight forme to sneak out.
Old Man: So, your parents don't know where you are?
Ben: Are you Kidding, they'd freak.They are off chaperoning some goofey dancing in the Dewey High.
Maggie: Thanks, honey.
Jason: Oh, anytime you want to me to jump in, just holler.
Maggie: Oh, I don't want you to jump in, I'm having fun.
Jason: Oh, just thought you might be getting a little tired.
Maggie: Tired?
Jason: Well, you've been spinning records all night.
Maggie: Oh, no no, no, I have plenty of energy left.
Jason: Ok.Kids seem to be getting a little bored.
Maggie: Jason?
Jason: It's not that you are not doing a great job, Maggie.
Jason: You just don't have the training.
Maggie: Thank you
Maggie: Jason, I am not going to listen to you.I am having fun.
Jason: Well, that's important too.
Maggie: Jason you are just try to undermine my confidence just because you want to play DJ.
Jason: It's just that a man, traditionally, is the best person for the job of DJ.
Maggie: The best person?
Jason: What I mean, Maggie, is that man knows how to be exciting, hahaha.
Maggie: Jason, it's too bad you are not married a guy.
Carol: Mom, I need to talk to you.
Jason: Here your mom is busy having fun.What is it?
Carol: No, dad, this is important.
Jason: Oh.
Maggie: Yes, Carol sweetie, what is it?
Carol: What's wrong?
Maggie: Oh, it's your father.
Carol: Aha.
Maggie: What's on your mind?
Carol: Ok mom, see I want to need your advice, Debbie and Shelley think.
Maggie: When we're doing something, we enjoy it.
Carol: That's my thought.
Maggie: It's nothing to do with being the best person.I was just having a little fun.
Carol: Me too.
Maggie: You shouldn't take care about what other people think.
Carol: You are darn right.
Carol, Maggie: Good.
Carol, Maggie: Thanks.
Maggie: Get away from there, Mr.Exciting.
Lidiya: Looking at all these stars...
Mike: Hush.
Lidiya: Hush( They kissed each other) Gee, that was special.
Mike: Oh, look, Lidiya, I think it's going to be a little too fast for me right now, ok?I mean, erm, Ireally don't want to do anything that we're both going to feel sorry for in the morning.I mean I think I'm just get a little swept away from here and we can both use some time to just think.
Lidiya: Think?
Mike: Yeah.
Lidiya: Oh you mean respect me?I understand.
Mike: Good, because I don't think I do.
Lidiya: Let me see if I can explain.
Mike: No no no...
Lidiya: Oh Oh, Mike, it was great dancing with you.
Mike: It was a wonderful dancing with you.
Lidiya: And it's a great talking to you too.
Mike: It was a wonderful dancing with you.You know I really had a great time tonight.
Lidiya: Me too.I'll call you some time, and we can talk.
Schoolboys: The teacher!
Jason: Oh, wait, I am not a teacher.But as a medical doctor, I'll tell you right now; smoking is a leading cause - ah, never mind.Boner, am I keeping you from something?
Boner: No, I just came in here because I figured there'd be no girls in the boys' bathroom.
Jason: Me too.
Boner: Can I ask you something man to man?
Jason: Well, we're in the right room is for it.
Boner: Maybe we should sit down.
Jason: No, no.Boner, what is it?
Boner: What would say if this guy, a pretty interesting guy, ok?He's dancing with this girl and having a good time.But his friends who shall remain nameless say it ain't cool.
Jason: His good friends?
Boner: Are you kidding, they're Mikey and Andy.
Jason: So we're talking about you, Boner.
Boner: Gave it away when I said interesting guy, didn't I?
Jason: Yeah.But you want to dance with this girl?
Boner: It's the only time I was having fun all night.
Jason: Well then forget about what Mike and Andy said, especially what Mike says.
Boner: Doctor Seaver.And don't worry; I wont even think of trying anything funny with Carol.
Jason: Ok, good boy, with Carol, wait, Boner, Wait.What have you done?
Ben: Mom?
Maggie: Wait a second Ben, I'm doing the sag way here.Ben, what are you doing here?
Ben: Mom, I could lie to you.
Maggie: But you won't.
Ben: My thought exactly.You see, I didn't stay at Stinky's, I went to this place to gamble formoney, but I blew my wad on pie.I feel sick about it.
Jason: Maggie, indeed here, don't worry, I can handle it.
Maggie: Jason, Ben is here.
Jason: Hi, Ben, you're just in time to listen to this.Hi, guys, you will Jason Seaver is here.What are you doing here Ben?You should have stayed with Stinky.
Maggie: That was a lie.He has been out eating pie and blowing his wad.
Jason: What did you do?
Ben: Mom, Dad, I am so ashamed.
Andy: So after the dance, you want to go and get some pizza with us?
Rita: Who is us?
Andy: You, me, Mike.
Rita: Sure.Oh...
Andy: Maybe we can order pizza another time, hum?
Carol: Andy, have you seen Boner?
Andy: Check the men's room.
Carol: I will, thanks.
Mike: Andy, I need a word.
Andy: Excuse me, I am bilingual myself.
Boner: Andy, you've seen Carol?
Andy: Men's room.
Boner: Thanks.
Andy: Mike, Rita is up for a midnight snack.
Mike: Oh, Andy, I'm not up for a midnight snack, I want to go home.
Andy: Well, well, you partied with Lidiya.You want to leave?
Mike: Yeah, now.
Andy: No, wait, you said something big was going to happen tonight.And it is for me too.Mike,guy, darn it, I'll just say it - I am in love.
Mike: Fine fine.I walk home then.
Andy: Oh, I get it.Lidiya is not buying.
Mike: No no.I am not buying.
Andy: Mike, what is wrong with her?
Andy: Her voice?
Mike: And actually she is not too bright.
Andy: Oh, beautiful chick who is really dumb.
Mike: This just is a nightmare.All right, may looks are everything, maybe I got too high standards or something.I don't know.And I don't like it, but I'll I'm saying Andy is I look at the way you feel about Rita.Man and I envy you.
Andy: So would you mind if I took a shot with Lidiya?
Mike: Lidiya?I thought you loved Rita.
Andy: So did I.Mike, do me a favor.Let Rita down easy for me, hum?She's a good kid, and I don't know anybody with more experience disappointing women than you.
Mike: Andy?
Ben: And then that Janitor guy dropped Stinky off and brought me here.
Maggie: That's quite a story, Ben.
Jason: Well you sit down right over there, young man, and don't you move until your mother and I discuss the most appropriate and painful punishment?
Ben: Not suffered enough?
Boner: Carol?She wasn't there.
Carol: Oh, Boner, I've been looking for you.
Boner: So have I.
Carol: Look, Boner, I've known you, well, since I don't remember not knowing you.
Boner: Carol, I just want to...
Carol: You've always been the strangest person in my life.
Boner: Well, you do?
Carol: And when we were dancing before, I was really having fun for the first time this whole miserable evening.
Boner: Me too.
Boner: Exactly.
Carol: And even all my friends are saying I am crazy, I don't care.
Boner: Neither do I.
Carol: So what if you are a little strange?
Boner: Yeah.
Boner: What do you call anything fun?
Carol: Boner!
Boner: I am sorry.
Carol: Oh, you want to dance or what?
Boner: I thought I never ask.
Ben: Alright, it's Big Ben, bringing you his happy message.Move to the groove when you've got nothing to lose.
Jason: Well, I guess we know where he gets it.
Maggie: From me.
Jason: From me.
Rita: Wow, we finally get a decent DJ.
Mike: Oh, Rita, look, Andy had something come up.
Rita: Really?
Mike: Yeah, he had to leave.
Mike: Really?
Rita: Mike Seaver, I've had a crush on you since the fifth Grade.
Mike: Really?
Rita: So, can I dance with you or just sit there saying "really"?And looking adorable.
Debbie: Well, we did all we could to help Carol.
Shelley: It's her funeral.
Debbie: Shelley, we are the only girls not dancing.
Shelley: You want to dance?
Debbie: Absolutely.
Mike: Keep your eyes on this guy every second.
Andy: Mike, she's worse than you said.
Mike: Thanks Man!
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