Growing Pains (1985–1992): Season 1, Episode 22 - Extra Lap - full transcript

Nightmares involving his deceased Uncle Bob (JAMES CALLAHAN) begin haunting Mike (KIRK CAMERON) soon after the man's death.

♪ SHOW ME THAT SMILE AGAIN ♪

♪ DON'T WASTE ANOTHER
MINUTE ON YOUR CRYIN' ♪

♪ WE'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE END ♪

♪ THE BEST IS READY TO BEGIN ♪

♪ AS LONG AS WE GOT EACH OTHER ♪

♪ WE GOT THE WORLD
SPINNIN' RIGHT IN OUR HANDS ♪

♪ BABY, YOU AND ME ♪

♪ WE GOTTA BE ♪

♪ THE LUCKIEST DREAMERS
WHO NEVER QUIT DREAMIN' ♪

♪ AS LONG AS WE KEEP ON GIVIN' ♪

♪ WE CAN TAKE ANYTHING
THAT COMES OUR WAY ♪



♪ BABY, RAIN OR SHINE ♪

♪ ALL THE TIME ♪

♪ WE GOT EACH OTHER ♪

♪ SHARIN' THE
LAUGHTER AND LOVE ♪

MAGGIE, WHAT'S UNCLE BOB
DOING SLEEPING IN MY OFFICE?

OH, HE AND MIKE PLAYED
POKER LAST NIGHT.

MIKE WON HIS ROOM BACK.

REALLY?

WELL, I'M GLAD TO SEE MIKE GETTING
THE UPPER HAND FOR A CHANGE.

ME, TOO. TOO BAD
HE LOST YOUR CAR.

WELL, MAYBE UNCLE
BOB WOULDN'T MIND

GIVING US A LIFT TO
THE STORE LATER.

WHERE'S UNCLE BOB?

STILL ASLEEP, I GUESS.



YOU MEAN, HE'S
NOT UP YET? UH-UH.

OH, THANK YOU, GOD.

DAD, CAN I BORROW SOME
OF YOUR SHAVING CREAM?

I'D GIVE IT A WHILE.

COME ON, MOM. I MEAN, I MAY NEVER
GET ANOTHER CHANCE LIKE THIS AGAIN.

HE'S SPRAYED ME 4
MORNINGS IN A ROW.

4 MORNINGS IN A ROW?

TAKE NO PRISONERS.

YES, SIR.

YOU'RE BAD.

ALWAYS SUPPORT THE HOME TEAM.

DAD, BEN AND I HAVE $10

SAYING UNCLE BOB BEATS
MIKE IN THE LIMBO CONTEST.

WANT A PIECE OF THE ACTION?

YOU TWO OUGHT TO BE
ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES,

BETTING AGAINST
YOUR OWN BROTHER.

YOUR MOTHER'S RIGHT, KIDS.

BUT IT WAS MIKE'S IDEA.

I MEAN, HE SAID HE'D
COVER ANY BET AGAINST HIM.

AND HE'S GIVING 3-TO-1 ODDS.

3-TO-1, WHOA.

(Maggie) JASON.

I'M JUST SCRATCHING.

MIKE?

HE'S DEAD.

OH, MY GOD.

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT
CRIED AT THE FUNERAL,

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT IT'S
NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.

THANK YOU, MAGGIE.

WELL, ARE WE ALL READY?

THIS FEELS KIND OF STRANGE, MOM.

OH, IT WON'T AFTER WE
GET STARTED, HONEY.

UNCLE BOB CALLED THIS
A REMEMBERING SESSION.

WHEN SOMEONE IN
MY FAMILY PASSED ON,

UNCLE BOB WOULD LEAD US ALL IN
SHARING FOND MEMORIES OF THAT PERSON.

WHOM HE WOULD LOVINGLY
REFER TO AS "THE DEARLY DEFUNCT."

WHO WANTS TO START?

OK, THEN, I WILL.

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,

I WANTED TO BE A DANCER.

AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?

WHY?

BECAUSE UNCLE BOB TOOK
ME TO MY VERY FIRST BALLET.

AND I REMEMBER HE SAID, "THEY
WALK AROUND ON THEIR TOES,

"THEY DO FLAPPING
THINGS WITH THEIR ARMS,

"AND IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

BUT IT'S PRETTY, AIN'T IT?"

REMEMBER WHEN I HAD
MY APPENDIX TAKEN OUT,

AND UNCLE BOB
BROUGHT ME ONE IN A JAR

AND TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY

'CAUSE HE KNEW
HOW TO PUT IT BACK IN.

YEAH, AND WHEN THE NURSE
CAME, HE SHOWED HER THE JAR

AND SAID HE GOT IT OUT
OF THE SODA MACHINE.

AND THEN HE SAID HE
WANTED HIS QUARTER BACK.

OH, AND REMEMBER WHAT TO DO
WHEN PASSING SLOW CARS ON THE ROAD?

(all) STROKE.

STROKE.

STROKE.

I REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUN IT WAS

WHEN UNCLE BOB
WOULD MAKE MIKE LOSE.

WHAT?

HE COULD RUN FASTER,
SHOOT BASKETS BETTER.

HE PLAYED GAMES LIKE A CHAMP.

I LET HIM WIN.

SURE YOU DID.

REMEMBER THE LAST VISIT?

THEY'RE IN THE HOMESTRETCH
AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE.

OH, JASON, HE LOST
AGAIN. HE'LL BE CRUSHED.

I KNOW. HE TRIES SO HARD, TOO.

HERE HE COMES.

AND THE WINNER IS?

UNCLE BOB BY A MILE.

(Carol and Ben) UNCLE
BOB! UNCLE BOB!

B-O-B. UNCLE BOB!

PLEASE, PLEASE. JUST
THROW PAPER MONEY.

CONGRATULATIONS.

ARE YOU THROUGH HUMILIATING
MY SON FOR THE EVENING?

I DON'T KNOW. CAROL?

WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE HURRY.

[children exclaiming]
LET'S DO IT.

♪ [humming]

[clears throat]

SO, UH, THE OTHER FELLOW SAYS:

"IF I COULD WALK THAT WAY,

I WOULDN'T NEED TALCUM POWDER."

AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT THE KIND
OF GUY WHO LIKES TO RUB IT IN.

THANKS FOR THE HELP, GUYS.

ARE YOU KIDDING? WE
LIVE FOR STUFF LIKE THIS.

[exclaims]

DON'T LET THEM TEASE YOU, SON.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
DAD. I CAN TAKE IT.

ATTABOY. HEY, YOU
WANT SOME PIZZA?

UNCLE BOB STOPPED
FOR ONE ON THE WAY BACK.

COME ON, PAL. DON'T
TAKE IT SO HARD.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE
MY FAVORITE NEPHEW.

UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?

ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
YOU BEAT ME AGAIN,

BUT I'M YOUNG, AND SOONER OR
LATER I'M GOING TO COME OUT ON TOP.

GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT.

SHALL WE SAY RUNNING
SHOES AT DAWN?

YOU'RE ON. ALL RIGHT.

I'M FIRST IN THE SHOWER.

[Uncle Bob exclaims]

WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT.

MIKE FINALLY GOT THE
BEST OF YOU AT SOMETHING.

OH, WELL, NOT REALLY. I TOOK
THE KNOBS OFF THE SHOWER.

I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER.

YOUR TURN, MIKE. WHAT
DO YOU REMEMBER?

DEUCES, JACKS, MAN WITH AN AX.

PAIR OF NATURAL
SEVENS TAKES ALL.

HUH?

THAT'S POKER.

I LOVED TO PLAY
POKER WITH UNCLE BOB,

EVEN IF HE DID ALWAYS WIN.

(Uncle Bob) ♪ YOU
MUST REMEMBER THIS ♪

♪ A KISS IS STILL A KISS ♪

BOY, SHE WAS SOME
BEAUTIFUL DAME.

I THOUGHT WE'D
ALWAYS BE TOGETHER.

THEN THE WAR CAME.
SHE SHIPPED OUT.

I GAVE HER A CARTON
OF CIGARETTES. YOUR BET.

[chips clinking]

YEAH, THAT'S SOME SAD STORY.

I MEAN, THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.

DIDN'T YOU EVER
MEET ANYONE ELSE?

NO ONE LIKE HER. 2 JACKS.

WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE MILWAUKEE.

[chips clattering]
HEY, UNCLE BOB,

THERE'S THIS, UH, GIRL IN MY
GEOMETRY CLASS THAT I LIKE. UH-HUH.

WHEN I LOOK AT
HER, I GET THE CHILLS.

PUT A JACKET ON.

YOU GOT A "D" IN GEOMETRY.

NOW, YOU CAN DO BETTER
THAN THAT, YOU HEAR?

YEAH, I KNOW. I'M TRYING.

ONE.

TRY HARDER.

I WILL.

I BET $10.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOUR
$10, AND I'LL RAISE $10 MORE.

CALL. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

I GOT 3 ACES.

FULL HOUSE, NINES AND FOURS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT,
YOU WIN EVERY HAND.

MIKEY, MIKEY, I'M 4
TIMES OLDER THAN YOU.

I'VE GOT EXPERIENCE.

ONE DAY YOU'LL HAVE EXPERIENCE,

THOUGH I WOULDN'T
HOLD MY BREATH.

HOLY MACKEREL! WOULD
YOU LOOK AT THE TIME?

YOUR MOTHER'S GOING TO KILL
ME FOR KEEPING YOU UP THIS LATE.

OH, NO, THAT'S OK. REALLY.

SHE LETS ME GET AWAY WITH
EVERYTHING WHEN IT COMES TO YOU.

SHE DOES?

LET'S GO DOWNTOWN
AND GET SOME TATTOOS.

YOU GOT TATTOOED?

HE WAS JUST KIDDING.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I
EVER LEARNED FROM UNCLE BOB

WAS JUST NEVER DRAW
TO AN INSIDE STRAIGHT.

HEY, YOU REMEMBER
THAT THANKSGIVING

WHEN UNCLE BOB BROUGHT
THE WHOLE TURKEY OUT

AND HE PUT IT IN FRONT
OF BIG, OLD AUNT DORIS?

AND HE SAID, "YOU
GO AHEAD AND START.

OURS WILL BE OUT IN A MINUTE."

[sighing]

ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.

LOOK, YOU WAKE ME UP
AT 3:30 IN THE MORNING.

I SAY, "NO PROBLEM."

I COME DOWN HERE AND
WHAT DO I GET FOR YOU?

BUTTERMILK.

THAT'S RIGHT, BUTTERMILK.
I HATE BUTTERMILK.

BUT I'M GOING TO DRINK SOME
RIGHT NOW. YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE YOU LIKE
IT. THAT'S RIGHT.

THERE, AM I YOUR BUDDY OR WHAT?

[burping]

YOU BETCHA.

MORNING, MIKE.

[sighing]

[gasps]

OH, IT WAS JUST A DREAM.
IT DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN.

[sighing] MY BED, I LOVE YOU.

THANK YOU FOR
MAKING IT ONLY A DREAM.

[groaning]

AND MY PILLOW.

I LOVE YOU, PILLOW.

BREAKFAST IS READY.

I CAN EXPLAIN ALL THIS.

DON'T BOTHER, MIKE.

WE'VE KNOWN ABOUT YOU AND
YOUR PILLOW FOR A LONG TIME NOW.

SHE JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.

SORRY, I'M LATE, GUYS.

I JUST HAD THIS REALLY
WEIRD NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT.

IS THAT THE ONE WHERE YOU
SHOW UP FOR YOUR FINAL EXAM

WITH LESS THAN A MINUTE TO GO?

NO, THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

BUT IT WAS JUST AS CRAZY.

I MEAN, I WAS PRETTY
GLAD WHEN I WOKE UP.

I'LL SAY.

WELL, NOW THAT WE'RE ALL HERE,

DOES ANYONE WANT TO TELL ME WHO
SPILLED BUTTERMILK ON THE FLOOR?

[choking]

[coughing]

A SIMPLE CONFESSION WILL DO.

[coughing]

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MIKE?

MMM? UH, YEAH.

WHAT HAPPENED?

NOTHING.

SOMETHING JUST WENT
DOWN THE WRONG PIPE.

[coughs]

[sighing]

I'M IN BIG TROUBLE.

AND THE TENSION'S REALLY
BUILDING HERE, CHARADE FANS.

THE GIRLS ARE AHEAD, AND MIKE
SEAVER'S COMING UP FOR HIS NEXT TURN.

IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT, MIKE.

CAN'T WE JUST CALL IT A NIGHT?

WHAT, AND END ALL THE FUN?

I'M TIRED.

(Ben) ME, TOO.

OH, HEY, COME ON.
OK, HERE WE GO, DAD.

IT'S A MOVIE. 3
WORDS. FIRST WORD.

SOUNDS LIKE A MONSTER.

A MONSTER WITH A CAR.

OH, NO, NO. NOT
ANOTHER GODZILLA MOVIE.

BEN, WHAT'S THE SECOND
WORD IN EVERY GODZILLA MOVIE?

MEETS.

RIGHT.

GODZILLA MEETS

MARGARET THATCHER.

I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
IT'S FRANKENSTEIN.

I'M GOING TO BED.

(Ben) ME, TOO. LET'S GO UP.

(Carol) THANK GOD.

[Jason yawns]

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.

HEY, MOM, HOW ABOUT
A GAME OF MONOPOLY?

NOW, THERE'S A GAME
THAT'S JUST FUN FOR ALL AGES.

MIKE, WE'VE PLAYED MONOPOLY.

AND WE'VE PLAYED SCRABBLE,

PARCHEESI, AND BALL TAG.

I MEAN, THERE'S A
LIMIT TO HOW MUCH FUN

A FAMILY CAN STAND IN ONE NIGHT.

AND WE PASSED IT
ABOUT 2 HOURS AGO.

COMING, MIKE?

NO, I THINK I'LL, UH, GET ON THE
HORN AND SEE WHO'S AROUND.

AT MIDNIGHT?

HEY, HOW ABOUT A GAME
OF UNCLE WIGGLY? ALL RIGHT.

WRONG.

NIGHT, MIKE.

MIKE, YOU OK?

YEAH, FINE, GREAT. JUST
FEELING WONDERFUL.

SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE?

NO, NO, THERE'S REALLY
NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT, DAD.

REALLY.

OK. GOOD NIGHT.

DAD, WHAT HAPPENS TO
PEOPLE WHEN THEY DIE?

THIS COULD TAKE
LONGER THAN A MINUTE.

IF IT TAKES ALL
NIGHT, IT'S OK BY ME.

OK.

WELL, SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE

THAT WHEN YOU DIE, YOU
GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL.

SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE

THAT THEN YOU COME
BACK AGAIN TO LIVE ON EARTH

AND THE KIND OF LIFE
YOU HAVE THEN WILL, UH,

DEPEND ON THE KIND
OF PERSON YOU WERE.

SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE
THAT YOU KEEP COMING BACK

IN A HIGHER FORM EACH TIME
UNTIL YOU REACH THE ULTIMATE.

PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL PLAYER?

COULD BE.

IF YOU'RE NOT GOOD, YOU
COME BACK AS A LAWYER.

WHERE DO PRACTICAL-JOKING
JOGGERS FIT IN?

HOPEFULLY PRETTY HIGH.

DAD, I SAW HIM.

YOU SAW WHO?

UNCLE BOB. I MEAN, LAST NIGHT
I WAS DRINKING BUTTERMILK,

AND HE RAN THROUGH THE
KITCHEN, JUST LIKE HE WAS ALIVE.

MAYBE YOU WERE DREAMING.

DAD, THE BUTTERMILK
SPILLED, REMEMBER?

YEAH.

WAS IT POSSIBLE, OR AM
I JUST LOSING MY MIND?

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN
SLEEPWALKING, MIKE.

YOU KNOW, THE IMAGINATION IS...

I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT.

DAD, DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

WELL...

I DIDN'T THINK SO.

I BELIEVE THAT YOU BELIEVE
THAT YOU SAW UNCLE BOB.

I DID. DAD, WHAT DOES
HE WANT FROM ME?

WHAT DID HE SAY?

HE SAID, "HI, MIKE."

SOUNDS PRETTY FRIENDLY.

DAD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
DO. AND I KNOW HE'LL BE BACK.

WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO HIM?

I SHOULD JUST HAVE A
CHAT WITH A DEAD GUY?

WELL, EITHER THAT OR
WE'RE GOING TO BE PLAYING

A LOT OF CHARADES AROUND HERE.

AND YOU'RE ALREADY
OUT OF GODZILLA MOVIES.

I DON'T KNOW.

WELL, WHAT'S TO BE AFRAID OF?

YOU ACT LIKE HE'S A BAD GUY
AND YOU KNOW HE LOVED YOU.

MAYBE HE'S CHANGED.

MIKE, IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE
THAT YOU'VE SEEN UNCLE BOB,

THEN YOU SHOULD ASK
HIM WHAT HE WANTS.

YOU SAY STUFF LIKE
THIS TO YOUR PATIENTS?

YES.

AND THEY GIVE YOU
MONEY FOR THIS?

WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT I BELIEVE, MIKE.

WHAT MATTERS IS THAT EVEN IF
YOUR MIND PLAYED A TRICK ON YOU,

IT DID IT FOR A REASON.

AND THE BEST WAY OF
DISCOVERING THAT REASON IS TO ASK.

UNCLE BOB.

OR YOUR IMAGE OF HIM.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

MMM-HMM.

I COULDN'T JUST DO THIS BY MAIL?

YEAH, IF YOU HAVE THE ADDRESS.

OK. I'M GOING TO DO IT.

I'M GONNA GO IN THERE,
I'M GONNA FACE MY FEAR.

I'M GONNA BE A MAN.
I'M GONNA BE A MAN.

I'M GONNA BE A
MAN. I'M GONNA BE A...

STARTING TOMORROW.

BE A MAN. BE A MAN.
BE A MAN. BE A MAN.

I'M IN THE KITCHEN.

I'M AT THE REFRIGERATOR.

I'M TAKING OUT THE BUTTERMILK.

IT WAS A DREAM. IT
DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS.

I WAS A MAN. I FACED
IT AND IT WENT AWAY.

I'LL NEVER SEE UNCLE BOB AGAIN.

MORNING, MIKE.

MOMMY.

NO, MIKE. BE A MAN.

YOU'RE GONNA BE A MAN.

UH, UNCLE BOB?

WHAT'S UP, MIKE?

NOTHING, NOTHING. CARRY ON.

HEY, WHAT ABOUT
THAT LIMBO CONTEST?

$10 STILL SAYS I
CAN BEAT YOU, HUH?

LOOK, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM
ME? WHAT DO I WANT FROM YOU?

I WANT YOUR $10, RIGHT?

LOOK, YOU CAN HAVE $20. I
DON'T CARE. ANYTHING YOU WANT.

JUST QUIT HAUNTING ME!

HAUNTING YOU?

I WAS JUST KIDDING YOU, MIKE.

TRY TO LIGHTEN UP.

LOOK, DON'T TOUCH ME.

MIKE, UH, DON'T TAKE THIS WRONG,

BUT, UH, YOU'RE ACTING
A LITTLE STRANGE.

I'M ACTING STRANGE?

LOOK, YOU'RE RUNNING A 10K
IN MY KITCHEN AND YOU'RE DEAD.

10K?

I'M WHAT?

I'M SORRY TO HAVE TO
BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU.

NOT HALF AS SORRY
AS I AM TO HEAR IT.

YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THIS?

YEAH, I'M POSITIVE. I WENT
TO YOUR FUNERAL ON FRIDAY.

OH.

GOOD FUNERAL?

YEAH, GOOD FUNERAL.
LOT OF PEOPLE CAME.

DAD CRIED.

GOOD OLD JASON, HUH?

HEY.

HEY, DID... DID JACK
HOLLARD SHOW UP?

HE ALWAYS SAID HE WAS
GOING TO BELLY-UP BEFORE...

WHAT AM I SAYING?
WHAT AM I SAYING?

I'M NOT DEAD! I'M ALIVE!

OH, YOU HAD ME
GOING FOR A MINUTE.

[chuckling]

I CAN SEE I'M NOT GETTING
MY POINT ACROSS HERE.

LOOK, UNCLE BOB, WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST WEEK?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW. UH,
THE USUAL STUFF, I GUESS.

LIKE WHAT?

WELL, LIKE RUNNING AND...

HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANYBODY?

YEAH.

WHO?

WELL, WELL, YOU, OF COURSE.

WHO ELSE?

YOU KNOW, THAT'S CRAZY,

BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER TALKING
TO ANYONE ELSE THIS WEEK BUT YOU.

WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER?

RUNNING, MOSTLY.

OH, BOY, I HAD SOME
GOOD RUNS THIS WEEK.

UNCLE BOB, DON'T YOU
THINK IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD

TO... TO SPEND A WHOLE WEEK
DOING NOTHING BUT RUNNING?

YEAH, THAT IS WEIRD, HUH?

REAL WEIRD.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY
I DIDN'T SEE IT BEFORE.

I'M DEAD.

SEEMS SIMPLE ENOUGH NOW, HUH?

I WANT TO THANK YOU, MICHAEL.

HEY, DON'T MENTION IT.

IT WAS JUST SOMETHING I
THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.

WELL, I HAVE TO GO NOW.

WHAT, RIGHT NOW? YEAH.

UNCLE BOB, WAIT.
WAY PAST MY TIME.

WAIT, UNCLE BOB.

YES, MICHAEL?

LOOK, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I MEAN, YOU JUST CAN'T
LEAVE ME HERE LIKE THIS.

DON'T WORRY, MICHAEL.
IT'S ALL RIGHT. REALLY.

NO, IT'S NOT. I MEAN, I'M
NEVER GOING TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

YOU'RE LEAVING ME, THERE'S NOT
A THING I CAN DO ABOUT IT, RIGHT?

SURE THERE IS.

WHAT?

REMEMBER ME.

WHAT?

REMEMBER ME.

HEY, REMEMBER THE TIME
YOUR MOM MADE SUSHI

AND WE ALL DRESSED
UP IN JAPANESE COSTUME?

YEAH, AND YOU CAME
AS GODZILLA. HEY,

I KNEW IT WAS YOUR
FAVORITE MOVIE STAR.

REMEMBER ALL THE CORNY
JOKES WE USED TO TELL, HUH?

HOW DO 2 PORCUPINES MAKE LOVE?

(both) VERY CAREFULLY.

REMEMBER THE
TIME I DIED IN THE DEN

AND YOU PUT WHIPPED
CREAM ON MY FACE?

HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE DEAD.

WAIT A MINUTE, IF YOU WERE DEAD,

HOW DID YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE WHIPPED CREAM?

I KNOW A LOT OF THINGS
I DIDN'T KNOW BEFORE.

MIKE, I'M SORRY I ALWAYS TEASED
YOU AND TRIED TO EMBARRASS YOU.

THAT'S OK.

I MEAN, HUMILIATION
BUILDS CHARACTER.

THERE YOU GO THEN.

YOU SEE, I'M NOT LEAVING YOU.

I'M IN YOUR MEMORY.

I'M IN YOUR CHARACTER.

I'M PART OF YOU.

GOODBYE, MIKE.

GOODBYE, UNCLE BOB.

[sighs]

I GUESS I'D BETTER GET TO BED.

UNLESS I'M ALREADY UP THERE.

[sighs]

[knocking on door]

(Jason) MORNING, MIKE.

DID YOU SLEEP ALL
RIGHT, LAST NIGHT?

YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

I WORKED THE WHOLE THING OUT.

NO MORE FEARS?

NO, NOT THIS COWBOY.

GREAT. ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU AT BREAKFAST.

OK.

OK. OH, COME ON, MIKE.

HOW MANY TIMES DO
I HAVE TO TELL YOU

NOT TO LEAVE YOUR
TOWELS LYING AROUND?

HEY, MOM, THIS ISN'T MY...

[softly] TOWEL.